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These are lyrics by Johnny Horton that we think are kind of nonsensical.

Nonsensical Song Lyrics, Johnny Horton

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Johnny Horton's, "The Battle Of New Orleans"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
In 1814 we took a little trip
Along with Colonel Jackson down the mighty Mississip'
We took a little bacon and we took a little beans
And we caught the bloody British in the town of New Orleans
Why They're Nonsensical:
The Battle of New Orleans occurred in 1815, not 1814. Also, this song came out in 1959, so the singer could not have been alive in 1814 or 1815.
Submitted by: Candy Welty

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