Well done to Madge for conjuring possibly the most prime example of diabolical songwriting this year (not only on this track but also others on her wretched new album too). I wasn't aware that Texas was the capital of golfing; here was me under the impression it's more widespread than that. And was she trying to be controversial with the gratuitous swearing? If so, it would've been much more persuasive if she didn't censor herself. It reminds me of P!nk.