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These are lyrics by Madonna that we think are kind of nonsensical.
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Madonna's, "Crazy For You"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Two by two their bodies become one.
Why They're Nonsensical:
If it were 'two by two' wouldn't that be an orgy? How could they all become one?
Submitted by: sXe LeXi 5X2
Madonna's, "I Love New York"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
If you don't like my attitude
Then you can f*** off
Just go to Texas
Isn't that where they golf
Then you can f*** off
Just go to Texas
Isn't that where they golf
Why They're Nonsensical:
Well done to Madge for conjuring possibly the most prime example of diabolical songwriting this year (not only on this track but also others on her wretched new album too). I wasn't aware that Texas was the capital of golfing; here was me under the impression it's more widespread than that. And was she trying to be controversial with the gratuitous swearing? If so, it would've been much more persuasive if she didn't censor herself. It reminds me of P!nk.
Submitted by: Devil Jones
Madonna's, "I'll Remember"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Inside, I was a child That could not mend a broken wing,
Outside, I looked for a way to teach my heart to sing.
Outside, I looked for a way to teach my heart to sing.
Why They're Nonsensical:
Can we say 'mixed metaphors'?
Submitted by: Derrick
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