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Misspellings and other Alternate Names:
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Modonna, Madonna / B. Elliot, Madonna and Britney Spears, Maddona, The Artist Formerly Known As MadonnaMusic Jokes:
Things are not going too well between Madonna and Guy Ritchie - they are said to have career differences. He doesn't have one.... Submitted by: LucidLupin
| Madonna is now in trouble with Jewish Rabbis for using the name of the founder of the Kabbalah in one of her songs. They say their leader�'s name should only be used in a place where no one will profit. You know, like Madonna�'s movies. Submitted by: LucidLupin
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Band Name Origins:
- The Name Madonna, It's the name of a virgin in Italy. Madonna's father is Italian and a very religious man, but also, her Mother called Madonna too. Submitted by: Felipe
Performer Pseudonyms:
Also known as: Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone . Submitted by: sparklingrain678
Also known as: Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone. Submitted by: inthe80s.com
Performer Nick Names:
Known informally as: The queen bee of rock and roll. Submitted by: Bere
Known informally as: Her majesty. Submitted by: Bere
Strange Offspring Names:
- Lourdes - Lourdes is a very popular name in Latin-America and in countries like Spain and France. I have an aunt named Lourdes. Submitted by: Heloisa
- Lourdes - Maeri-Jo - Madonna comes from Ma Donna - and means 'My Lady' (or indeed 'Our Lady') Submitted by: Pocketbint
- Lourdes and Rocco - Madonna doesn't have a daughter called Pheonix. It's Lourdes (lord -es) and Rocco. I think they are different names, but I think Rocco is better than Lourdes. Submitted by: Becky
- Pheonix - Strange, I suppose, but still a lovely name. Submitted by: emma F OF PLYMOUTH
- Lourdes - When used as a persons name, Lourdes is pronounced Lord-ez. I know because my best friend has this as a middle name. Also I'd like to point out that Madonna actually means Queen (as in Mary - mother of God) so that's where you may have heard the term elsewhere: "The Madonna and Child" Submitted by: Maeri-Jo
- Lourdes & Rocco - Lourdes is a beautiful name. For those who don't know, Rocco is named after his father Guy "Rocco" Ritchie. You should know that. Submitted by: mandy
- Lourdes Marie Ciccone Leon - I think Lourdes is a beautiful name. She also named her that in memory of her mother, because her mother wanted to visit Lourdes, France. Submitted by: nicole lowe
- Lourdes Maria Leon - The child is named after her paternal grandmother, Lourdes! Submitted by: Karizzma
- Verena - Which is weird why? Submitted by: Ella
- Verena - I read that Madonna would have named her second child Verena if it had been a girl. Submitted by: Janet
Singers Who Act:
Notable Acting Credits | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Desperatly Seeking Susan, Who's That Girl, Shanghai Surprise, Dick Tracy, Evita, The Next Best Thing, Swept Away" | She wasn't too bad in "Desperately Seeking Susan", "Dick Tracy", and "Evita". The rest, however (including ones I didn't mention), are nowadays only known for, if anything, being big flops. - christie |
Song Titles Not Used as Lyrics:
Song Name | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Bedtime Story" | Let's get unconscious honey! - Greg |
New Band Names:
New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
| Midonna | How many mid-life crises can one woman have? | disco |
Better Names for Current Songs:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Like A Mayor" | "Like A Prayer" | Kaylie L |
| "F***ed Up" | "Hung Up" | makayla |
| "Ain't No Virgin" | "Like A Virgin" | girl |
| "Monica" | "Erotica" | pop |
| "Fly Another Day" | "Die Another Day" | TonyDuhProducuh |
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Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "Little Star," | stars are big, fool! :P | disco |
| "Open Your Heart," | And what am i supposed to open it with? | disco |
| "Open Your Heart," | When did Madonna become a surgeon? | disco |
| "Like A Prayer," | How is something like a prayer? | disco |
| "Don't Cry For Me Argentina," | A country itself can't cry, only its people | disco |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | Comments & Submittor Name |
| "Highway To Hell" | "Burning Up," Madonna | John |
| "Have I Told You Lately?" | "Don't Tell Me," Madonna | She doesn't want to hear it. - Serafina |
| "What A Party" | "Where's The Party," Madonna | Tara Zed |
| "Don't You Forget About Me" | "I'll Remember," Madonna | Serafina |
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Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"Like A Payer" originally "Like A Prayer"
Mallory
"Open Our Heart" originally "Open Your Heart"
Veronica Krumpfelhagen
"Pen Your Heart" originally "Open Your Heart"
Regina
"Lie To Tell" originally "Live To Tell"
what too many people seem to do...
Serafina
"Lucky Tar" originally "Lucky Star"
Maybe "tar" as in "sailor"; or maybe otherwise.
Joanna Whitmire
There are additional Madonna song titles with a letter removed available.
Add a Letter To a Song Title:
"Tray Of Light" originally "Ray Of Light"
Could this be possible?
Mia
"Open Your Hearth" originally "Open Your Heart"
John
"Don't Tell Men" originally "Don't Tell Me"
Whatever you want to call me
"Xray Of Light" originally "Ray Of Light"
Wendy Torrance
"Take A Bowl" originally "Take A Bow"
Barry Amassa Tate
There are additional Madonna song titles with a letter added available.
Change a Letter In a Song Title:
"Don't Try For Me Argentina" originally "Don't Cry For Me Argentina"
Regina Olsen
"Turning Up" originally "Burning Up"
Genevieve
"Don't Sell Me" originally "Don't Tell Me"
Madonna will sell herself!
Joe
"True Flue" originally "True Blue"
Eva Cave
"True Clue" originally "True Blue"
Eva Cave
There are additional Madonna song titles with a letter changed available.
Song Parody Recordings:
Wanna hear about a dip stick? Well here's a parody of "Frozen" by Madonna to explain just how much of a dip stick a dip stick can be.
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Song Parodies:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Hung Up" | "The Adoption Song" | Christopher Long |
| "Rain" | "Insane" | Flash Flood |
| "Where's the Party" | "Where's the Funeral" | 2Eagle |
| "Like a Virgin" | "Like a Vulcan" | Lionel Mertens |
| "American Pie" | "American Guy" | Captain Americana |
| "Cherish" | "2009 Autism Speaks 400 Recap Song" | Jay Jianoran |
| "Frozen" | "Awesome" | Gari J |
| "Hung Up" | "Fed Up" | Twilighter2 |
| "American Pie" | "Camp Crystal Lake" | Flash Flood |
| "Like A Virgin" | "Like A Sturgeon" | Jeff |
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Untapped Commercial Ideas:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| Frozen | 'Ice Age'/'Ice Age: The Meltdown' movie promos | Sid |
| Holiday | 'The Holiday' movie promo | Tenacious |
| Like A Virgin | E harmony | goola |
| Ray Of Light | LIghtbulbs | Endit |
| Die Another Day | Hospitals | Endit |
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Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Over and Over | Paraplegic rehab center | been_a_son |
| Material Girl | Salvation Army | been_a_son |
| Crazy For You | Mental Hospital | Julia |
| Hung Up | Phone Company | Chase Waggoner |
| Like A Virgin | Planned Parenthood | Cassandra |
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Duets Not Yet Performed:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| When Doves Cry Prince | Like A Virgin Madonna | When Doves Cry Like A Virgin | Eric Andrews |
| Your Mama Don't Dance Kenny Loggins | Papa Don't Preach Madonna | Your Mama Don't Dance And Your Papa Don't Preach | Ashley Michelle McGowan |
| Trans-Europe Express Kraftwerk | Express Yourself Madonna | Trans-Europe Express Yourself | hybrid |
| Marrakesh Express Crosby, Stills & Nash | Express Yourself Madonna | Marrakesh Express Yourself | MOR |
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If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be :
Madonna Fargo
Madonna combined with Donna Fargo
Submitted By: American Idle
Puddle Of Muddonna
Madonna combined with Puddle Of Mudd
Submitted By: nally
Madonna Summer
Madonna combined with Donna Summer
Submitted By: nally
Misheard Lyrics:
"Sidewalk Talk"
Misheard Lyrics: Sideboard talk can get carried away
or Cyborg talk can get carried away Original Lyrics: Sidewalk talk can get carried away
| "Material Girl"
Misheard Lyrics: Some boys f*** me
Original Lyrics: Some boys hug me
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"Papa Don't Preach"
Misheard Lyrics: Popperdome, preach.
Original Lyrics: Papa, don't preach.
| "La Isla Bonita"
Misheard Lyrics: That is where I long to be La vista bonita
Original Lyrics: That is where I long to be La isla bonita
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Misheard Lyrics Story:
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"Papa Don't Preach"
Misheard Lyrics: Popperdome, preach.
Original Lyrics: Papa, don't preach.
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Mel I was probably 6 when this song came out. I really liked the way it sounded but I had no clue what she was saying (especially since I didn't understand the context of the song). I didn't have a clue what a "popperdome" could have been, but I thought it had to do with a church, lol! |
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Song Parody Fragments:
"Erotica"
Better Lyrics:
Neurotic, psychotic
Feels like ants all over my body
Feels like ants all over my body
Original Lyrics:
Erotic, erotic
Put your hands all over my body
Put your hands all over my body
Submitted by: Rage Onyx
"Into The Groove"
Better Lyrics:
Wish I didn't know you in any way
You act mean towards me every day
Don't try to hide it 'cause you can't disguise
I see clearly through all your lies
You act mean towards me every day
Don't try to hide it 'cause you can't disguise
I see clearly through all your lies
Original Lyrics:
Gonna get to know you in a special way
This doesn't happen to me every day
Don't try to hide it love wears no disguise
I see the fire burning in your eyes
This doesn't happen to me every day
Don't try to hide it love wears no disguise
I see the fire burning in your eyes
Submitted by: ayane
"The Power of Goodbye"
Better Lyrics:
Your mind is not open so I must go
No spell to be broken I hate you so
This is the lesson you had to learn
No spell to be broken I hate you so
This is the lesson you had to learn
Original Lyrics:
Your heart is not open so I must go
The spell has been broken I loved you so
You were my lesson I had to learn
The spell has been broken I loved you so
You were my lesson I had to learn
Submitted by: tifa
Funny Lyrics:
"The Funny Song "
The Funny Lyrics: Went down to the local bar to buy my daddy a big cigar when I got home he was dead somebody shot him in the head oh dear daddy you're not gonna see me sad 'cause everything you did was bad when the funeral it was through I had myself a barbecue daddy's bones they sure taste good I'd kill him myself if only I could oh dear daddy you're not gonna see me grive 'cause you brought up the worst in me
Why They're Funny: Even though it was played only on the drowned world tour concerts, it's funny
Submitted by: Bere
| "Papa Don't Preach"
The Funny Lyrics: Papa don't preach, I've been losing sleep
But I made up my mind I'm gonna keep my baby! Why They're Funny: I'm sure Pope John Paul ('Papa') was very satisfied with this: she promises not to have an abortion. This kind of obedience is, well, becoming rare among Roman catholics...
Submitted by: Jennifer
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Repetitive Lyrics:
"Human Nature"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Express yourself
Don't repress yourself. Why They're Repetitive: Over and over again. We know you have a point of view Madge but is it really necessary to repeat it 30 or 40 xs?
Submitted by: Celeste
| "Hollywood"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Everybody comes to Hollywood
They wanna make it in the neighbourhood They like the smell of it in Hollywood How can it hurt you when it looks so good? Why They're Repetitive: How Madonna actually thought rhyming three words with each other practically throughout this song ('good', 'wood' and 'hood') was, er, good, I'll never know but it's definitely one of the dumbest songs lyrically she's ever done
Submitted by: Devil Jones
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Nonsensical Lyrics:
"I'll Remember"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: Inside, I was a child That could not mend a broken wing,
Outside, I looked for a way to teach my heart to sing. Why They're Nonsensical: Can we say 'mixed metaphors'?
Submitted by: Derrick
| "Crazy For You"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: Two by two their bodies become one.
Why They're Nonsensical: If it were 'two by two' wouldn't that be an orgy? How could they all become one?
Submitted by: sXe LeXi 5X2
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Insincere Lyrics:
"I Love New York"
The Insincere Lyrics: Los Angeles is for people who sleep
Paris and London Baby you can keep Why They're Insincere: '...London, baby you can keep', eh? Considering this song is about how Madonna supposedly considers NY to be transcendentally better than the other cities, it makes you wonder why she even made all the effort in adulterating her voice to sound like someone trying to do a posh Queen's accent (and failing) and moved over to live in London in the first place. Strange, strange love she has there...
Submitted by: Devil Jones
| "Music"
The Insincere Lyrics: Music makes the people come together
Why They're Insincere: I severely doubt this if that aforesaid 'music' happens to be in the form of this song of yours, Madonna. If you're going to make a song called 'Music', ensure next time around that it not only has a specific layout but also at least something essential called a 'tune'.
Submitted by: Devil Jones
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Misrhymed Lyrics:
"Give It 2 Me"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: There's no beginning and no ending
Give me a chance to go and I'll take it Why They're Misrhymed: Ending and take it don't rhyme.
Submitted by: AriBoBari
| "Hung Up"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: Ring, ring, ring, goes the telephone
The light are on, but there's no-one home Why They're Misrhymed: 'Phone' and 'home' do not rhyme.
Submitted by: The Importance Of Being Idle
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Insulting Lyrics:
"Human nature"
The Insulting Lyrics: And I'm not sorry It's human nature And I'm not sorry I'm not your BITCH don't hang your SHIT on me
Why They're Insulting: Bitch and shit
Submitted by: Bere
| "Bye bye baby"
The Insulting Lyrics: This is the first time and the last time You ever see me cry... YOU FUCKED IT UP
Why They're Insulting: Even though it's sensored on the song by a beep, the phrase is still there
Submitted by: Bere
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Inappropriate Lyrics:
"American Life"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: I guess I did it wrong
That's why I wrote this song Why They're Inappropriate: Why do some artists feel the need to indicate explicitly that they wrote the song(s) they're singing, or even worse, they're singing the song at that very moment? It's not as if, for instance, a poet during his/her stanzas suddenly breaks out with 'I wrote these rhymes' or directly within a painting the artist paints somewhere, on the fabricated door or something, a tag like 'Bilal did this 2K4'. It's just so obvious it doesn't need any clarification, whether it be autonomous or by someone else. 'Songwriter-dropping' is irritatingly contrived. To make things worse, usually the aforementioned dropped line usually pursues a line that happens to have 'wrong' on the end of it. Cliches? Who said anything about those...?
Submitted by: Devil Jones
| "American Life"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: I drive my Mini Cooper And I'm feeling super-dooper Yo they tell I'm a trooper Why They're Inappropriate: This is Madonna's lame and pathetic attempt at rapping. She goes on to whine about all the things she has - which is more than most people - and confirms that she's not really satisfied. Poor, poor, Miss Rich is unhappy with her untold luxury.... ah, bless! Sympathy is very much lacking from me!
Submitted by: MBB
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Dirty Lyrics:
"Where Life Begins"
The Dirty Lyrics: So won't you go down where it's warm inside
Go down where I cannot hide Go down where all life begins Go down that's where my love is Why They're Dirty: the song suggests "oral sex"
Submitted by: Honey
| "Erotica"
The Dirty Lyrics: I'd like to put you in a trance, all over
Erotic, erotic, put your hands all over my body Erotic, erotic, put your hands all over my body Erotic, erotic Give it up, do as I say Give it up and let me have my way I'll give you love, I'll hit you like a truck I'll give you love, I'll teach you how to ... Why They're Dirty: What rhymes with truck and begins with an "F"?
Submitted by: Beth
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Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:
"Like it or not"
The Lyrics: Cleopatra had her way, Mata Hari too
Whether they were good or bad is Strictly up to you Who They Mention: Cleopatra and Mata Hari, I know they're not celebrities, but they're known people, so let the webmaster decide
Submitted by: Bere
| "Vogue"
The Lyrics: Greta Garbo, and Monroe Dietrich and DiMaggio Marlon Brando, Jimmy Dean On the cover of a magazine Grace Kelly; Harlow, Jean Picture of a beauty queen Gene Kelly, Fred Astaire Ginger Rogers, dance on air They had style, they had grace Rita Hayworth gave good face Lauren, Katherine, Lana too Bette Davis, we love you
Who They Mention: Who hasn't she mentioned here? You've got Jimmy Dean, Marlon Brando, Ginger Rogers...you name them!
Submitted by: MG
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Band Name Pronunciation:
"Muh-Doh-Nuh
Submitted by: V
Song Lyrics That Mention Other Songs:
"Like A Prayer"
The Song Lyrics: In the midnight hour, I can feel your power.
Song They Mention: In The Midnight Hour (by Wilson Pickett).
Submitted by: Rpollck
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Songs That Open With Their Titles:
"Revenge"
Opening Lines: There is not such thing as revenge, you will not give as good as you got...
Comments: Non album track
Submitted by: Bere
| "This used to be my playground"
Opening Lines: This used to be my playground, this used to be my childhood dream...
Comments: Submitted by: Bere
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Boasts in Song Lyrics:
"Material World"
The Boasting Lyrics: we are living in a material world and i'm a material girl
Comments: she is bragging about being interested in only becoming rich
Submitted by: art
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Song Title Space Change:
"Drown Ed World" originally "Drowned World"
Ed better be concerned with Madonna is after him!
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Take Ab Ow!" originally "Take A Bow"
Might not want Madonna as a personal trainer.
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"L.A. Is La Bonita" originally "La Isla Bonita"
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
Bad Grammar in Song Lyrics:
"Love don't live here anymore"
The Lyrics: You abbandonned me Love DON'T live here anymore Just a vacancy Love DON'T live here anymore
Why: DON'T instead of DOESN'T
Submitted by: Bere
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Band Name Anagrams:
Am No Dan Submitted by: George Straitjacket
We never mistook her for a Dan!
And Moan Submitted by: dxman
Song Title Anagrams:
"I Like Raving" originally "Like a Virgin"
Submitted by: me
Real Places Mentioned in Songs:
"La isla bonita"
The Lyrics: Last night I dream of San Pedro Just like I never gone I knew the song
Why: San Pedro
Submitted by: Bere
| "Don't cry for me Argentina"
The Lyrics: Don't cry for me Argentina The truth is I never left you On through my wild days My mad existence I kept my promise Don't keep your distance
Why: Argentina
Submitted by: Bere
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Songs That Are Banned:
"American Life"
The music video was banned in the US because of its graphic criticism of US military activities in Iraq and elsewhere, as well as of the policies of George W. Bush. Apparently, the music video was quite popular in other countries.
Submitted by: Raphael
"Like A Prayer"
In spring 1989, a Pepsi commercial set to Madonna's song "Like A Prayer" is pulled after one airing because religious groups are offended by the song's accompanying video.
Submitted by: Peter
"Justify My Love"
The video to this song is Rated R.
Submitted by: Mickey D.
Lyrics Pronunciation:
"Vogue"
The Lyrics: Grace Kelly, Harlow Jean
Picture of a beauty queen. Why: The actress' name is Jean Harlow, not Harlow Jean. Her name is reversed to rhyme with 'beauty queen'. This is accompanied by calling James Dean "Jimmy Dean" to fit in with the rhythm, and attempting to rhyme "Grace Kelly" with "Gene Kelly".
Submitted by: rock music
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Song Title Acrostics:
KIT: "Keep It Together"
Submitted by: Meredith Corpening
LIV: "Like A Virgin"
As in Liv Ullman or Liv Tyler.
Submitted by: shepop
LAP: "Like A Prayer"
Submitted by: Peter
Song Title Spoonerisms:
"Lorder Bind" originally "Borderline"
Submitted by: Helen Reddy-Whipp
"Stucky Lar" originally "Lucky Star"
Submitted by: shepop
"Bake a Tow" originally "Take a Bow"
Submitted by: Joe Haynes
Foreign Language in English Songs:
"Who's that girl"
The Lyrics: Quién es esa chica? Who's that girl? Señorita, más fina Who's that girl?
Why: Do I really need to explain why?
Submitted by: Bere
| "Spanish Lessons"
The Lyrics: Yo te quiero means I love you
Mucho gusto means I'm welcome to you Senorita, I just wanna fall in love Callate means close your mouth Besame means give me love Senorita, she just wanna fall in love Digame means tell me baby Yo soy loco means you drive me crazy Senorita, I just wanna fall in love Entiendo means I get it Siempre means that I won't forget it Senorita, she just wanna fall in love Why: Madonna gives her version of Spanish lessons. And even titles the song as such.
Submitted by: Meaghan
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Band Name Spoonerisms:
Demonna originally "Madonna"
Pertains to the singer and not the Virgin Mother.
Submitted by: Shepop
What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):
"Being accused of "faking it" at her concerts"
As Elton John was accepting the award for "best live act" at the MTV Europe Music Awards he blurted out "since when is lipsyncing live?"? as a response to the fact that Madonna was nominated in the same category as he was. Madonna's reps fired back saying that all of her shows are 100% live and that there wasn't any lipsyncing at any of her concerts. Elton later appologized for the offensive remark.
Submitted by: Celeste
Movies Named After Song Titles:
"Express Yourself"
1989 hit; 2001 series of Disney short TV films
Submitted by: Peter
"Live To Tell"
86 #1 from film "Shanghai Surprise";06 dance short
Submitted by: Peter
