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Modonna, Madonna / B. Elliot, Madonna and Britney Spears, Maddona, The Artist Formerly Known As MadonnaJokes:
Before the 1980's, female pop stars were so un-sexy and boring. A bunch of Pre-Madonna's if you ask me! Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
| Q: What's the best way to spot Madonna in Malawi while on holiday? A: Book a hotel near an orphanage!!! Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
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Band Name Origins:
- The Name Madonna, It's the name of a virgin in Italy. Madonna's father is Italian and a very religious man, but also, her Mother called Madonna too. Submitted by: Felipe
Stupid Band Names:
- I know that is her first name, but I don't think this Madonna was ever that holy to be using that name as her stage and recording name. Just saying. Submitted by: Peter
Music Performer Pseudonyms:
Also known as: Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone . Submitted by: sparklingrain678
Also known as: Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone. Submitted by: inthe80s.com
Music Performer Nicknames:
Known informally as: Hairy Monster. Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Known informally as: Madrongo. Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Weird Names of Music Performer's Children:
- Lourdes - Lourdes is a very popular name in Latin-America and in countries like Spain and France. I have an aunt named Lourdes. Submitted by: Heloisa
- Lourdes - Maeri-Jo - Madonna comes from Ma Donna - and means 'My Lady' (or indeed 'Our Lady') Submitted by: Pocketbint
- Lourdes and Rocco - Madonna doesn't have a daughter called Pheonix. It's Lourdes (lord -es) and Rocco. I think they are different names, but I think Rocco is better than Lourdes. Submitted by: Becky
- Pheonix - Strange, I suppose, but still a lovely name. Submitted by: emma F OF PLYMOUTH
- Lourdes - When used as a persons name, Lourdes is pronounced Lord-ez. I know because my best friend has this as a middle name. Also I'd like to point out that Madonna actually means Queen (as in Mary - mother of God) so that's where you may have heard the term elsewhere: "The Madonna and Child" Submitted by: Maeri-Jo
- Lourdes & Rocco - Lourdes is a beautiful name. For those who don't know, Rocco is named after his father Guy "Rocco" Ritchie. You should know that. Submitted by: mandy
- Lourdes Marie Ciccone Leon - I think Lourdes is a beautiful name. She also named her that in memory of her mother, because her mother wanted to visit Lourdes, France. Submitted by: nicole lowe
- Lourdes Maria Leon - The child is named after her paternal grandmother, Lourdes! Submitted by: Karizzma
- Verena - Which is weird why? Submitted by: Ella
- Verena - I read that Madonna would have named her second child Verena if it had been a girl. Submitted by: Janet
Singers Who Act:
Notable Acting Credits | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Desperatly Seeking Susan, Who's That Girl, Shanghai Surprise, Dick Tracy, Evita, The Next Best Thing, Swept Away" | She wasn't too bad in "Desperately Seeking Susan", "Dick Tracy", and "Evita". The rest, however (including ones I didn't mention), are nowadays only known for, if anything, being big flops. - christie |
Song Titles Not Used as Lyrics:
Song Name | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Bedtime Story" | Let's get unconscious honey! - Greg |
New Band Names:
New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
| Seductra | For all her sexual exploits incl. kissing Britney | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| Bella Donna | Italian: Beautiful Lady | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| Midonna | How many mid-life crises can one woman have? | disco |
New Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "The Grapevine" | "Borderline" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| "Icky Slime" | "Borderline" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| "Fokker" | "Fever" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| "Quiver" | "Fever" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| "Slither" | "Fever" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
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Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "Nobody Knows Me," | Many people know her! | Yvette Bristle |
| "Lucky Star," | A star (in the sky) cannot have luck. | Connie Furr |
| "I'm Breathless," | You can't sing if you're out of breath. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Die Another Day," | People only have one day that they die. | Peter |
| "Little Star," | stars are big, fool! :P | Sean |
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Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "Magazines," Duncan Sheik | "Vogue," Madonna | |
| "Son Of A Preacher Man," Dusty Springfield | "Papa Don't Preach," Madonna | |
| "Just Remember I Love You," Firefall | "I'll Remember," Madonna | |
| "Son Of A Preacher Man," Dusty Springfield | "Papa Don't Preach," Madonna | |
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Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"Papa Don't Peach" originally "Papa Don't Preach"
Eat some other fruit?
Peter
"Like A Payer" originally "Like A Prayer"
Mallory
"Open Our Heart" originally "Open Your Heart"
Veronica Krumpfelhagen
"Pen Your Heart" originally "Open Your Heart"
Regina
"Lie To Tell" originally "Live To Tell"
what too many people seem to do...
Serafina
There are additional Madonna song titles with a letter removed available.
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"Edie Another Day" originally "Die Another Day"
Wendy Torrance
"Dive Another Day" originally "Die Another Day"
Angela
"Dine Another Day" originally "Die Another Day"
Serafina
"Keep Fit Together" originally "Keep It Together"
Candy Welty
"Like A Sprayer" originally "Like A Prayer"
Lauren
There are additional Madonna song titles with a letter added available.
Change a Letter:
"Won't Tell Me" originally "Don't Tell Me"
Serafina
"Pie Another Day" originally "Die Another Day"
Oh good, Madonna had some for after Thanksgiving?
Peter
"Due Another Day" originally "Die Another Day"
Serafina
"Burping Up" originally "Burning Up"
The Material Girl always had to be unique.
Peter
"Gain" originally "Rain"
Serafina
There are additional Madonna song titles with a letter changed available.
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Material Girl" | "An Enti-I-tled World" | Lionel Mertens |
| "Like A Virgin" | "Like the D-Man" | 2LD4U |
| "Burning Up" | "Burning Up (Aug 19, 1945 Version)" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| "Masterpiece" | "Ovacue" | Philip Scopes |
| "Material Girl" | "Mysterious Girl" | shempfan |
| "Hollywood" | "Haunted Woods" | Below Average Dave |
| "Burning Up" | "Cryin' Out" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| "Crazy for You" | "Crazy for Food" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| "Who's That Girl" | "Shoot That Squirrel!" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| "Everybody" | "Sandusky" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
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Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| Another Suitcase In Another Hall | Luggage | Broadway |
| Frozen | 'Ice Age'/'Ice Age: The Meltdown' movie promos | Sid |
| Holiday | 'The Holiday' movie promo | Tenacious |
| Like A Virgin | E harmony | goola |
| Ray Of Light | LIghtbulbs | Endit |
| There are additional Madonna commercials that haven't been done yet available. | ||
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Over and Over | Paraplegic rehab center | been_a_son |
| Material Girl | Salvation Army | been_a_son |
| Crazy For You | Mental Hospital | Julia |
| Hung Up | Phone Company | Chase Waggoner |
| Like A Virgin | Planned Parenthood | Cassandra |
| There are additional Madonna on hold music ideas available. | ||
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Goodbye Stranger Supertramp | Beautiful Stranger Madonna | Goodbye Beautiful Stranger | Frank |
| Dreamin' Orion The Hunter | Like A Virgin Madonna | Dreamin' Like A Virgin | Scotty Dangerously |
| Home By The Sea Genesis | Angel Madonna | Home by The Sea Angel The rhythms of those two '80s songs sound similar | Scotty Dangerously |
| Fake It Brad Sucks | Like a Virgin Madonna | Fake It Like a Virgin | xfirealchemistx |
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If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
Lady Madonna
Lady Gaga combined with Madonna
I wonder if Paul McCartney would sue if this ever happened?
Submitted By: Paul Warren
Madonovan
Madonna combined with Donovan
Submitted By: nally
The Madonnas
Madonna combined with The Donnas
Submitted By: Chris Caldwell
Madonna Fargo
Madonna combined with Donna Fargo
Submitted By: American Idle
There are additional Madonna Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.
Misheard Lyrics:
"Express Yourself"
Misheard Lyrics: And when you're born he might regret it.
Original Lyrics: And when you're gone he might regret it.
| "La Isla Bonita"
Misheard Lyrics: Chop a gooly island breeze
Original Lyrics: Tropical the island breeze
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"La Isla Bonita"
Misheard Lyrics: And when the song will play
Original Lyrics: And when the samba played
| "Crazy For You"
Misheard Lyrics: I never wanted anyone like this, it's all brand new
Your feeling in my kiss, I'm crazy for you. Original Lyrics: I never wanted anyone like this, it's all brand new
You'll feel it in my kiss, I'm crazy for you. |
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Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"La Isla Bonita"
Misheard Lyrics: Last night I peed on a Lego
Original Lyrics: Last night, I dreamt of San Pedro.
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Story about this misheard lyric by: William I did not notice it was "I dreamt of San Pedro" not "peed on a Lego". |
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Song Parody Fragments:
"Who's that Girl"
Better Lyrics:
When you see him, be aware of evil in disguise
He's trouble, have you heard he's a proven liar
A bastard, his manner burns you up inside
Let America down
You've had enough, can't vote for the Left
He's trouble, have you heard he's a proven liar
A bastard, his manner burns you up inside
Let America down
You've had enough, can't vote for the Left
Original Lyrics:
When you see her, say a prayer and kiss your heart goodbye
She's trouble, in a word get closer to the fire
Run faster, her laughter burns you up inside
You're spinning round and round
You can't get up, you try but you can't
She's trouble, in a word get closer to the fire
Run faster, her laughter burns you up inside
You're spinning round and round
You can't get up, you try but you can't
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"Who's That Girl"
Better Lyrics:
John Roberts was left-leaning, he's a fool
Left the REPs shocked n seething, he's a fool
Constitution- no meaning, he's a fool
I'm surprised he's still breathing, he's a fool
Left the REPs shocked n seething, he's a fool
Constitution- no meaning, he's a fool
I'm surprised he's still breathing, he's a fool
Original Lyrics:
Quien es esa nina, who's that girl
Senorita, mas fina, who's that girl
Quien es esa nina, who's that girl
Senorita, mas fina, who's that girl
Senorita, mas fina, who's that girl
Quien es esa nina, who's that girl
Senorita, mas fina, who's that girl
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"Everybody"
Better Lyrics:
[Spoken:]
You know Ive been waiting, yeah
I've been watching you, yeah
I know you wanna wash up, yeah
My son...
[Chorus]
Sandusky, clothes on, used his "thing"
Sandusky, little boys was raping
Sandusky, denied everything
Sandusky, refused testifying
You know Ive been waiting, yeah
I've been watching you, yeah
I know you wanna wash up, yeah
My son...
[Chorus]
Sandusky, clothes on, used his "thing"
Sandusky, little boys was raping
Sandusky, denied everything
Sandusky, refused testifying
Original Lyrics:
[Spoken:]
I know you've been waiting, yeah
I've been watching you, yeah
I know you wanna get up, yeah
Come on
[Chorus]
Everybody, come on, dance and sing
Everybody, get up and do your thing
Everybody, come on, dance and sing
Everybody, get up and do your thing
I know you've been waiting, yeah
I've been watching you, yeah
I know you wanna get up, yeah
Come on
[Chorus]
Everybody, come on, dance and sing
Everybody, get up and do your thing
Everybody, come on, dance and sing
Everybody, get up and do your thing
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Funniest Song Lyrics:
"Papa Don't Preach"
The Funny Lyrics: Papa don't preach, I've been losing sleep
But I made up my mind I'm gonna keep my baby! Why They're Funny: I'm sure Pope John Paul ('Papa') was very satisfied with this: she promises not to have an abortion. This kind of obedience is, well, becoming rare among Roman catholics...
Submitted by: Jennifer
| "American Life"
The Funny Lyrics: I tried to be a boy, I tried to be a girl
Why They're Funny: I personally love most of Madonna's work...but these lyrics left me wondering, 'How would Guy feel if his 'wife' had a bigger package then he does?'
Submitted by: LYnds
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Repetitive Song Lyrics:
"Human Nature"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Express yourself
Don't repress yourself. Why They're Repetitive: Over and over again. We know you have a point of view Madge but is it really necessary to repeat it 30 or 40 xs?
Submitted by: Celeste
| "Hollywood"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Everybody comes to Hollywood
They wanna make it in the neighbourhood They like the smell of it in Hollywood How can it hurt you when it looks so good? Why They're Repetitive: How Madonna actually thought rhyming three words with each other practically throughout this song ('good', 'wood' and 'hood') was, er, good, I'll never know but it's definitely one of the dumbest songs lyrically she's ever done
Submitted by: Devil Jones
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Nonsensical Song Lyrics:
"Don't Tell Me"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: Tell the rain not to dry.
Why They're Nonsensical: That would do no good, because 1) the rain cannot hear you (and hence could not obey), and 2) it will eventually dry up anyway.
Submitted by: Cassandra
| "Crazy For You"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: Swaying room as the music starts.
Why They're Nonsensical: Actually, this might not make sense unless an earthquake was happening...which I doubt there was, given the context of the song.
Submitted by: Cassandra
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Insincere Song Lyrics:
"I Love New York"
The Insincere Lyrics: Los Angeles is for people who sleep
Paris and London Baby you can keep Why They're Insincere: '...London, baby you can keep', eh? Considering this song is about how Madonna supposedly considers NY to be transcendentally better than the other cities, it makes you wonder why she even made all the effort in adulterating her voice to sound like someone trying to do a posh Queen's accent (and failing) and moved over to live in London in the first place. Strange, strange love she has there...
Submitted by: Devil Jones
| "Music"
The Insincere Lyrics: Music makes the people come together
Why They're Insincere: I severely doubt this if that aforesaid 'music' happens to be in the form of this song of yours, Madonna. If you're going to make a song called 'Music', ensure next time around that it not only has a specific layout but also at least something essential called a 'tune'.
Submitted by: Devil Jones
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Misrhymed Song Lyrics:
"Give It 2 Me"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: There's no beginning and no ending
Give me a chance to go and I'll take it Why They're Misrhymed: Ending and take it don't rhyme.
Submitted by: AriBoBari
| "Hung Up"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: Ring, ring, ring, goes the telephone
The light are on, but there's no-one home Why They're Misrhymed: 'Phone' and 'home' do not rhyme.
Submitted by: The Importance Of Being Idle
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Insulting Song Lyrics:
"I love New York"
The Insulting Lyrics: I don't like cities, but I like New York Other places, make me feel like a DORK If you don't like my attitude then you can F off
Why They're Insulting: DORK, and F off, the intention is still there, don't you think?
Submitted by: Bere
| "Thief of hearts"
The Insulting Lyrics: Stop bitch, now sit your ass down!
Why They're Insulting: she actually sais "bitch"
Submitted by: Bere
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Inappropriate Song Lyrics:
"Ray of Light"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: Faster than the speeding light she's flying
... Quicker than a ray of light Why They're Inappropriate: Nothing can travel faster than the speed of light
Submitted by: been_a_son
| "American Life"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: I guess I did it wrong
That's why I wrote this song Why They're Inappropriate: Why do some artists feel the need to indicate explicitly that they wrote the song(s) they're singing, or even worse, they're singing the song at that very moment? It's not as if, for instance, a poet during his/her stanzas suddenly breaks out with 'I wrote these rhymes' or directly within a painting the artist paints somewhere, on the fabricated door or something, a tag like 'Bilal did this 2K4'. It's just so obvious it doesn't need any clarification, whether it be autonomous or by someone else. 'Songwriter-dropping' is irritatingly contrived. To make things worse, usually the aforementioned dropped line usually pursues a line that happens to have 'wrong' on the end of it. Cliches? Who said anything about those...?
Submitted by: Devil Jones
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Dirty Song Lyrics:
"Revolver"
The Dirty Lyrics: My love's a revolver.
My sex is a killer. Do you wanna die happy? Why They're Dirty: Oh, great love song, Madonna. Is it REALLY a love song? :O
Submitted by: Freddie
| "Open Your Heart"
The Dirty Lyrics: I have the lock, baby you turn the key
Why They're Dirty: Do I have to explain this?
Submitted by: Spirit of 86
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Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:
"Like it or not"
The Lyrics: Cleopatra had her way, Mata Hari too
Whether they were good or bad is Strictly up to you Who They Mention: Cleopatra and Mata Hari, I know they're not celebrities, but they're known people, so let the webmaster decide
Submitted by: Bere
| "Vogue"
The Lyrics: Greta Garbo, and Monroe Dietrich and DiMaggio Marlon Brando, Jimmy Dean On the cover of a magazine Grace Kelly; Harlow, Jean Picture of a beauty queen Gene Kelly, Fred Astaire Ginger Rogers, dance on air They had style, they had grace Rita Hayworth gave good face Lauren, Katherine, Lana too Bette Davis, we love you
Who They Mention: Who hasn't she mentioned here? You've got Jimmy Dean, Marlon Brando, Ginger Rogers...you name them!
Submitted by: MG
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How to Pronounce a Band Name:
"Muh-Doh-Nuh
Submitted by: V
Song Lyrics That Mention Other Songs:
"This Used To Be My Playground"
The Song Lyrics: The best things in life are always free
Wishing you were here with me Song They Mention: "The Best Things In Life Are Free" by Luther Vandross & Janet Jackson; "Wishing You Were Here" by Chicago; "Here With Me" by R.E.O. Speedwagon
Submitted by: Mickey D.
| "Causing A Commotion"
The Song Lyrics: It's how you play the game, so get into the groove.
Song They Mention: "Into The Groove", one of Madonna's own songs.
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
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Songs That Open With Their Titles:
"Revenge"
Opening Lines: There is not such thing as revenge, you will not give as good as you got...
Comments: Non album track
Submitted by: Bere
| "This used to be my playground"
Opening Lines: This used to be my playground, this used to be my childhood dream...
Comments: Submitted by: Bere
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Boasting in Song Lyrics:
"Material World"
The Boasting Lyrics: we are living in a material world and i'm a material girl
Comments: she is bragging about being interested in only becoming rich
Submitted by: art
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Song Title Space Change:
"She Snot Me" originally "She's Not Me"
Madonna might want to get away from her.
Submitted by: Peter
"Body Knows Me, No?" originally "Nobody Knows Me"
With Madonna you can never tell.
Submitted by: Peter
"Why Sit So Hard" originally "Why's It So Hard"
Grammatical correction, maybe it has hemorroids?
Submitted by: Peter
"Mother And Fat Her" originally "Mother And Father"
Submitted by: Candy Welty
"Oh, Fat Her" originally "Oh Father"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
There are additional Madonna Song Title Space Change available.
Bad Grammar in Song Lyrics:
"Love don't live here anymore"
The Lyrics: You abbandonned me Love DON'T live here anymore Just a vacancy Love DON'T live here anymore
Why: DON'T instead of DOESN'T
Submitted by: Bere
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Band Name Anagrams:
Ad On Man Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
Don, A Man Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
No Ad Man Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
And No Ma Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
Man On Ad Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
There are additional Madonna Band Name Anagrams available.
Song Title Anagrams:
"Liaison At Lab" originally "La Isla Bonita"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
"I Abstain, Lola" originally "La Isla Bonita"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
"Bail Alan, Otis!" originally "La Isla Bonita"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
"Al In Sailboat" originally "La Isla Bonita"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
"I Install A Boa" originally "La Isla Bonita"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
There are additional Madonna Song Title Anagrams available.
Real Places Mentioned in Songs:
"La isla bonita"
The Lyrics: Last night I dream of San Pedro Just like I never gone I knew the song
Why: San Pedro
Submitted by: Bere
| "Don't cry for me Argentina"
The Lyrics: Don't cry for me Argentina The truth is I never left you On through my wild days My mad existence I kept my promise Don't keep your distance
Why: Argentina
Submitted by: Bere
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Songs That Are Banned:
"American Life"
The music video was banned in the US because of its graphic criticism of US military activities in Iraq and elsewhere, as well as of the policies of George W. Bush. Apparently, the music video was quite popular in other countries.
Submitted by: Raphael
"Like A Prayer"
In spring 1989, a Pepsi commercial set to Madonna's song "Like A Prayer" is pulled after one airing because religious groups are offended by the song's accompanying video.
Submitted by: Peter
"Justify My Love"
The video to this song is Rated R.
Submitted by: Mickey D.
Lyrics Pronunciation:
"Vogue"
The Lyrics: Grace Kelly, Harlow Jean
Picture of a beauty queen. Why: The actress' name is Jean Harlow, not Harlow Jean. Her name is reversed to rhyme with 'beauty queen'. This is accompanied by calling James Dean "Jimmy Dean" to fit in with the rhythm, and attempting to rhyme "Grace Kelly" with "Gene Kelly".
Submitted by: rock music
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Song Title Acrostics:
TAB: "Take a Bow"
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
OF: "Oh Father"
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
MA: "Miles Away"
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
HU: "Hung Up"
name
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
LIB: "La Isla Bonita"
Girl's name, short for Libby
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
There are additional Madonna Song Title Acrostics available.
Song Title Spoonerisms:
"Lorder Bind" originally "Borderline"
Submitted by: Helen Reddy-Whipp
"Stucky Lar" originally "Lucky Star"
Submitted by: shepop
"Bake a Tow" originally "Take a Bow"
Submitted by: Joe Haynes
Foreign Language in English Songs:
"Who's that girl"
The Lyrics: Quién es esa chica? Who's that girl? Señorita, más fina Who's that girl?
Why: Do I really need to explain why?
Submitted by: Bere
| "Spanish Lessons"
The Lyrics: Yo te quiero means I love you
Mucho gusto means I'm welcome to you Senorita, I just wanna fall in love Callate means close your mouth Besame means give me love Senorita, she just wanna fall in love Digame means tell me baby Yo soy loco means you drive me crazy Senorita, I just wanna fall in love Entiendo means I get it Siempre means that I won't forget it Senorita, she just wanna fall in love Why: Madonna gives her version of Spanish lessons. And even titles the song as such.
Submitted by: Meaghan
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Band Name Spoonerisms:
Demonna originally "Madonna"
Pertains to the singer and not the Virgin Mother.
Submitted by: Shepop
Hidden Messages:
"Open Your Heart"
As the song is fading out she repeatedly slips in the word "come". Is that as in "c'mere" or "come hither" or "come over here" or is she implying you to "cum"? That controversial video might tell you the answer.
Submitted by: Mr. Double-Entendre
Backwards Messages:
"Like A Prayer"
Forwards: Life is a mystery! Backwards; Devil, I worship you!
Submitted by: Freddie
What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):
"GLAAD Award for Anderson Cooper"
Gay advocacy group GLAAD says Madonna will present CNN's Anderson Cooper with an award for openly gay media professionals. GLAAD said recently that the singer has been chosen to give Cooper the Vito Russo Award at the 24th annial GLAAD Media Awards in NYC on March 16th.
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"Anger Over Concert Smokers"
Madonna is known for speaking her mind, even if it means tongue-lashing her own fans on occasion. During a sound check at Chile's National Stadium the Material Girl spotted smokers and immediately voiced her displeasure, "There are people smoking here. No smoking!" Madonna scolded her Santiago followers. "If you are going to smoke cigarettes. I'm not going to do my show." But according to a video an an account in Santiago's El Mercurio newspaper, the encounter escalated as the fans continued to puff away. The show went on but Madonna was fuming mad. Fans have been divided over the right to smoke, some for and some against Madonna. Madonna views the smokers actions as disrespectful but the smokers say it's their country and she should respect that.
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"Gun Props in Denver Cause Anger"
Some Colorado fans are upset after Madonna used prop guns during her performance in a community that is still raw from a mass shooting at a local theater and a violent summer that includes the unsolved slaying of a 10 year old girl. Madonna's second act in her show at the Pepsi Center in Denver featured the singer using a prop gun to shoot a masked gunman with images of blood splattering on a large screen behind the stage. It was unclear if the song was "Gang Bang" with lyrics "shot my lover in the head" because Madonna had used that set with that song previously in other cities. Regardless, the audience was shocked and angered with many picking up their things and leaving while others shouted "Aurora". Madonna's press agent Liz Rosenberg said that there was no way to eliminate the scene because it is an integral part of the show. Madonna has not apologized.
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"Apology to Australian Fans"
Madonna has finally apologised to Australian fans for another no-show. Once again, the singer has cited commitments to her four children as the reason she will not extend her world tour to include Australia.The belated announcement, six weeks after the tour was mysteriously axed, comes on the day her Material Girl clothing line is released to Australian stores.The tour would have been her first visit to Australia in 20 years. In a contrite audio message on her website, Madonna acknowledges the anger coming from Australian fans after bypassing this market for a fifth consecutive world tour. "To all of my Australian fans I am really and truly sorry to have disappointed you," she said. "That's something I don't feel very good about. I know the last time I was on tour I missed Australia as well. I can promise you in my heart of hearts it was my intention to come again, but like the last time my children are my first priority."
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
There are additional Madonna What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music) available.
Products Bands Should Endorse Based on Their Name:
Jaguar E-Type Car
From "Beautiful Stranger" video
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Smirnoff vodka
From "Give Me All Your Luvin" video
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Churches
Fairly Obvious...
Submitted by: Rychendroll
Movies Named After Song Titles:
"Express Yourself"
1989 hit; 2001 series of Disney short TV films
Submitted by: Peter
"Live To Tell"
86 #1 from film "Shanghai Surprise";06 dance short
Submitted by: Peter
Bad Ringtone Choices:
"Material Girl"
The Lyrics: We're living in a material world and I am a materal girl.
Why: This would not be a good ringtone to have when you are trying to raise money for a fund raiser.
Submitted by: Daniel Leichty
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