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Song Parodies -> Fragments -> Madonna
These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Madonna.
Madonna
Madonna's, "Burning Up"
Better Lyrics:
I'm burning up, bleeding out- need that drug (Need that drug)
I'm burning up, bleeding out- need that drug (Need that drug)
I'm burning up, bleeding out- need that drug (Need that drug)
Need ZMapp (Now, Now, Now)
I'm burning up, bleeding out- need that drug (Need that drug)
I'm burning up, bleeding out- need that drug (Need that drug)
Need ZMapp (Now, Now, Now)
Original Lyrics:
I'm burning up, burning up for your love (I'm burning up)
I'm burning up, burning up for your love (I'm burning up)
I'm burning up, burning up for your love (I'm burning up)
For your love (Oh, oh, ohhh)
I'm burning up, burning up for your love (I'm burning up)
I'm burning up, burning up for your love (I'm burning up)
For your love (Oh, oh, ohhh)
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Madonna's, "Burning Up"
Better Lyrics:
They're burning up, tear it up- Ferguson
They're burning up, tear it up- Ferguson
They're burning up, tear it up- Ferguson
Michael's blood!!!
They're burning up, tear it up- Ferguson
They're burning up, tear it up- Ferguson
Michael's blood!!!
Original Lyrics:
I'm burning up, burning up for your love
I'm burning up, burning up for your love
I'm burning up, burning up for your love
For your love
I'm burning up, burning up for your love
I'm burning up, burning up for your love
For your love
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Madonna's, "Erotica"
Better Lyrics:
Psychotic, psychotic
My basement's filled with ten dead bodies!
My basement's filled with ten dead bodies!
Original Lyrics:
Erotic, erotic
Put your hands all over my body
Put your hands all over my body
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Madonna's, "Everybody"
Better Lyrics:
[Spoken:]
You know Ive been waiting, yeah
I've been watching you, yeah
I know you wanna wash up, yeah
My son...
[Chorus]
Sandusky, clothes on, used his "thing"
Sandusky, little boys was raping
Sandusky, denied everything
Sandusky, refused testifying
You know Ive been waiting, yeah
I've been watching you, yeah
I know you wanna wash up, yeah
My son...
[Chorus]
Sandusky, clothes on, used his "thing"
Sandusky, little boys was raping
Sandusky, denied everything
Sandusky, refused testifying
Original Lyrics:
[Spoken:]
I know you've been waiting, yeah
I've been watching you, yeah
I know you wanna get up, yeah
Come on
[Chorus]
Everybody, come on, dance and sing
Everybody, get up and do your thing
Everybody, come on, dance and sing
Everybody, get up and do your thing
I know you've been waiting, yeah
I've been watching you, yeah
I know you wanna get up, yeah
Come on
[Chorus]
Everybody, come on, dance and sing
Everybody, get up and do your thing
Everybody, come on, dance and sing
Everybody, get up and do your thing
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Madonna's, "Holiday"
Better Lyrics:
It's time for the bad times
Forget about the good times :-D
Forget about the good times :-D
Original Lyrics:
It's time for the good times
Forget about the bad times
Forget about the bad times
Submitted by: Isac
Madonna's, "Like a Virgin"
Better Lyrics:
I'm refined
So polite
Trump is strong, but I'm third I'm told
I don't seem burned out
Yeah, I still got some clout
Must fire staff, be bold
Like a surgeon, hey
Running for the very first time
Like a surgeon
Who has just 4 weeks
'Til votin' time
Iowa!
Oh yeah!
Iowa!
So polite
Trump is strong, but I'm third I'm told
I don't seem burned out
Yeah, I still got some clout
Must fire staff, be bold
Like a surgeon, hey
Running for the very first time
Like a surgeon
Who has just 4 weeks
'Til votin' time
Iowa!
Oh yeah!
Iowa!
Original Lyrics:
You're so fine
And you're mine
Make me strong, yeah you make me bold
Oh your love thawed out
Yeah, your love thawed out
What was scared and cold
Like a virgin, hey
Touched for the very first time
Like a virgin
With your heartbeat
Next to mine
Whoa
Whoa, ah
Whoa
And you're mine
Make me strong, yeah you make me bold
Oh your love thawed out
Yeah, your love thawed out
What was scared and cold
Like a virgin, hey
Touched for the very first time
Like a virgin
With your heartbeat
Next to mine
Whoa
Whoa, ah
Whoa
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Madonna's, "Open Your Heart"
Better Lyrics:
You once promised us, Barack
You'd bring change, fix this economy
But instead, you did almost nothing
We're not voting for you, wait and you'll see
(November 6, 2012)
You'd bring change, fix this economy
But instead, you did almost nothing
We're not voting for you, wait and you'll see
(November 6, 2012)
Original Lyrics:
Open your heart to me, baby
I hold the lock and you hold the key
Open your heart to me, darlin'
I'll give you love if you, you turn the key
I hold the lock and you hold the key
Open your heart to me, darlin'
I'll give you love if you, you turn the key
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Madonna's, "Rain"
Better Lyrics:
Pain, hear it on your eager lips
Lying when promising change
Your lies bringing so much
Pain, a bleak tomorrow
Now you lie again
For your second-term campaign!
Lying when promising change
Your lies bringing so much
Pain, a bleak tomorrow
Now you lie again
For your second-term campaign!
Original Lyrics:
Rain, feel it on my finger tips
Hear it on my window pane
Your love's coming down like
Rain, wash away my sorrow
Take away my pain
Your love's coming down like rain
Hear it on my window pane
Your love's coming down like
Rain, wash away my sorrow
Take away my pain
Your love's coming down like rain
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Madonna's, "Who's That Girl"
Better Lyrics:
John Roberts was left-leaning, he's a fool
Left the REPs shocked n seething, he's a fool
Constitution- no meaning, he's a fool
I'm surprised he's still breathing, he's a fool
Left the REPs shocked n seething, he's a fool
Constitution- no meaning, he's a fool
I'm surprised he's still breathing, he's a fool
Original Lyrics:
Quien es esa nina, who's that girl
Senorita, mas fina, who's that girl
Quien es esa nina, who's that girl
Senorita, mas fina, who's that girl
Senorita, mas fina, who's that girl
Quien es esa nina, who's that girl
Senorita, mas fina, who's that girl
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Madonna's, "Who's that Girl"
Better Lyrics:
When you see him, be aware of evil in disguise
He's trouble, have you heard he's a proven liar
A bastard, his manner burns you up inside
Let America down
You've had enough, can't vote for the Left
He's trouble, have you heard he's a proven liar
A bastard, his manner burns you up inside
Let America down
You've had enough, can't vote for the Left
Original Lyrics:
When you see her, say a prayer and kiss your heart goodbye
She's trouble, in a word get closer to the fire
Run faster, her laughter burns you up inside
You're spinning round and round
You can't get up, you try but you can't
She's trouble, in a word get closer to the fire
Run faster, her laughter burns you up inside
You're spinning round and round
You can't get up, you try but you can't
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
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