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"(Don't ) Tell Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell the black not to late.
Original Lyrics:
Tell the bed not to lay.
"(Don't ) Tell Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell the dead not to lay.
Original Lyrics:
Tell the bed not to lay.
"(Don't ) Tell Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell the fat man to get laid.
or
Take the black off a crow.
Original Lyrics:
Tell the bed not to lay.
"(Don't ) Tell Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take the black off a crow
or
Tell the fat man to get laid
or
Tell the fat man to get laid
Original Lyrics:
Tell the bed not to lay
"American Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hispican life
Original Lyrics:
American life
"American Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got a lawyer and a manager
An agent and a chef
Three nannies and a sister
And I drive around a jet.
Original Lyrics:
I got a lawyer and a manager
An agent and a chef
Three nannies, an assistant
And a driver and a jet.
"American Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got a lawyer and a manger
An jet and a jet
Tree pannies, a sister
And a divewar and a pet.
Original Lyrics:
I got a lawyer and a manager
An agent and a chef
Three nannies, an assistant
And a driver and a jet.
"American Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
I tried to find a friend
'It's Morrison', he said.
Original Lyrics:
I tried to find a friend
It's more easily said.
"American Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm diggin' on the a**es
Just to make their physic bodies, d'oh!
And if all this can't give me hope
You know I'm satisfied.
Original Lyrics:
I'm diggin' on the isotopes
This metaphysics s*** is dope
And if all this can give me hope
You know I'm satisfied.
"American Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Looking for a symphony
Original Lyrics:
Looking for some sympathy
"American Pie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bye! Bye! Miss American Pie
Do the sherry to the larry
But the larry was right.
Original Lyrics:
Bye, bye, Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the levee
But the levee was dry.
"American Pie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bye! Bye! Miss American Pie
Used some Keri is so very
'Cause my v***** was dry.
Original Lyrics:
Bye, bye, Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the levee
But the levee was dry.
"American Pie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bye, bye, Miss American Pie
Drop my sherry to the larry
But the nanny was dry.
Original Lyrics:
Bye, bye, Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the levee
But the levee was dry.
"American Pie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bye, bye, Miss American Pie
Drowned my granny to the dumpee
But the lyrics were dry.
Original Lyrics:
Bye, bye, Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the levee
But the levee was dry.
"American Pie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fie! Fie! Miss American Pie
Poked my devy to the levy
But the levy was pie.
Original Lyrics:
Bye, bye, Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the levee
But the levee was dry.
"American Pie"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was a homie teenage drunken laut
Original Lyrics:
I was a lonely teenage broncin' buck
"American Pie"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was a horny teenage drunken buck.
Original Lyrics:
I was a lonely teenage broncin' buck.
"American Pie"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was a lonely teenage drunken butt
Original Lyrics:
I was a lonely teenage broncin' buck
"American Pie"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was a lonely teenage drunken slut.
Original Lyrics:
I was a lonely teenage broncin' buck.
"American Pie"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was a lonely teenage your combined
With an incarnation and a pick up drunk
But I knew that I was on the run
The day the music lied.
or
I was a lonely teenage drunken buck
With a a good carnation and a pick up drunk
But I knew that I was iut of luck
The day the music died.
Original Lyrics:
I was a lonely teenage broncin' buck
With a pink carnation and a pick up truck
But I knew that I was outta luck
The day the music died.
"American Pie"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was a loney teenage drunken slut.
Original Lyrics:
I was a lonely teenage broncin' buck.
"American Pie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Threw my sherry trough the alley
But I never knew why.
Original Lyrics:
Drove my Chevy to the levee
But the levee was dry.
"American Pie"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a big carnation and a big of truck
Original Lyrics:
With a pink carnation and a pick-up truck
"Bad Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bad girl, 4,5,6
or
Bad girl, jump on six
or
Bad girl, junk by six
or
Bad girl, grandpa's sick.
Original Lyrics:
Bad girl, drunk by six.
"Bad Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bad Girl, jumped by sticks
or
Bad girl, drunk by sex.
Kissing some kind of strangers lips
or
Bad girl,
jumped by six,
kissing someone else's lips
or
Bad girl,
jumped by six,
kissing someone else's lips
Original Lyrics:
Bad girl, drunk by six.
Kissing some kind of strangers lips
"Bad Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bad girl, don't by cigs.
Original Lyrics:
Bad girl, drunk by six.
"Bad Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bad girl, drugged by sex
Kissing some kind of stranger's ex
Original Lyrics:
Bad girl, drunk by six
Kissing some kind stranger's lips
"Bad Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bad girl, eat those cigs.
Original Lyrics:
Kissing some kind stranger's lips
"Bad Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bad girl, jumping sticks.
Original Lyrics:
Bad girl, drunk by six.
"Bad Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bad girl
'Jump', I said.
Original Lyrics:
Bad girl
Drunk by six.
"Bad Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kissing some c***s, stranger's lips.
Original Lyrics:
Kissing some kind stranger's lips.
"Bad Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Smoke tuba any cigar yesterday.
Original Lyrics:
Smoke too many cigarettes today.
"Beautiful Stranger"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beautiful straight girl
Original Lyrics:
Beautiful stranger
"Beautiful Stranger"
Misheard Lyrics:
I paid for you with tears
And smile all on my pride.
Original Lyrics:
I paid for you with tears
And swallowed all my pride.
"Beautiful Stranger"
Misheard Lyrics:
I paid for you with tears
You swallowed all my fries.
Original Lyrics:
I paid for you with tears
And swallowed all my pride.
"Beautiful Stranger"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mad-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-na-na-na-na
Beautiful stranger.
Original Lyrics:
Da da da da da da da da da da da da da
Beautiful stranger.
"Beautiful Stranger"
Misheard Lyrics:
Swallowed all my fries.
Original Lyrics:
Swallowed all my pride.
"Beautiful Stranger"
Misheard Lyrics:
The odd devil in the skies.
Original Lyrics:
You're the devil in disguise.
"Beautiful Stranger"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're the devil in the skies.
Original Lyrics:
You're the devil in disguise.
"Beautiful Stranger"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're the devil in the skies
Original Lyrics:
You're the devil in disguise
"Beautiful Stranger"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're the drunken in the pie.
Original Lyrics:
You're the devil in disguise.
"Bedtime Story"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's get unconscious on E.
Original Lyrics:
Let's get unconscious, honey.
"Bedtime Story"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's get unconscious, Marie.
Original Lyrics:
Let's get unconscious, honey.
"Bedtime Story"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's get unconscious, honey.
Original Lyrics:
Let's get unconscious, Ali.
"Bedtime Story"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's get unconsciously.
Original Lyrics:
Let's get unconscious, Honey.
"Borderline"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want to be your business.
Original Lyrics:
I don't want to be your prisoner.
"Borderline"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lorelei
Original Lyrics:
Borderline
"Borderline"
Misheard Lyrics:
Northern Line
Original Lyrics:
Borderline
"Borderline"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pumpkin pie
Original Lyrics:
Borderline
"Borderline"
Misheard Lyrics:
Water line
Original Lyrics:
Borderline
"Borderline"
Misheard Lyrics:
Waterline
Original Lyrics:
Borderline
"Borderline"
Misheard Lyrics:
You just keep on pushing Milo
Over the borderline.
Original Lyrics:
You just keep on pushing my love
Over the borderline.
"Buenos Aires"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just a little touch of stockwater tea.
Original Lyrics:
Just a little touch of star quality.
"Burning Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bent and on my back, is that what you please?
Original Lyrics:
Bending over backwards, now would you be pleased?
"Burning Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
I deserve the "in" position
Original Lyrics:
I deserve the imposition
"Burning Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
I deserve the Inquisition
Original Lyrics:
I deserve the imposition
"Burning Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm bumming up for your love.
Original Lyrics:
I'm burning up for your love.
"Burning Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm like the others, I'll do anything.
Original Lyrics:
Unlike the others, I'll do anything.
"Causing A Commotion'"
Misheard Lyrics:
Without the zits, attract, you'll see
Original Lyrics:
But opposites attract, you'll see
"Causing A Commotion"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got the boobs, baby
You've got the lotion
If we got together we'd be calling Billy Ocean.
Original Lyrics:
I've got the moves, baby
You've got the motion
If we got together, we'd be causing a commotion.
"Causing A Commotion"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got the boobs, baby
You've got the notion
If we were together, we'd be brewing up a potion.
Original Lyrics:
I've got the moves baby
You've got the motion
If we got together, we'd be causing a commotion.
"Causing A Commotion"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got the moves baby
You've got lotion
We got together we'd be causing a commotion.
Original Lyrics:
I've got the moves baby
You've got the motion
If we got together we'd be causing a commotion.
"Causing A Commotion"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got the moves baby
You've got promotion
We got together we'd be causing a commotion.
Original Lyrics:
I've got the moves baby
You've got the motion
If we got together we'd be causing a commotion.
"Causing A Commotion"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got to lose baby
You've got the lotion
If we get together, we'd be drowning in the ocean.
Original Lyrics:
I've got the moves baby
You've got the motion
If we got together, we'd be causing a commotion.
"Cherish"
Misheard Lyrics:
Romeo and Juliet
They never felt this way I felt.
Original Lyrics:
Romeo and Juliet
They never felt this way, I bet.
"Cherish"
Misheard Lyrics:
You bet, please take your aim at me!
Original Lyrics:
Cupid, please take your aim at me!
"Crazy For You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't you feel the weight of my chair?
Original Lyrics:
Can't you feel the weight of my stare?
"Crazy For You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't you feel the weight of my hair?
Original Lyrics:
Can't you feel the weight of my stare?
"Crazy For You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every breath I mean I bring to you.
Original Lyrics:
Every breath I'm deeper into you.
"Crazy For You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every breath I return to you
or
Every breath I'm burnt into you
or
Every breath I'm burnt into you
Original Lyrics:
Every breath I'm deeper into you
"Crazy For You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every breath I'm referring to you.
Original Lyrics:
Every breath I'm deeper into you.
"Crazy For You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every breath you eat my poop like tofu.
Original Lyrics:
Every breath I'm deeper into you.
"Crazy For You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I never wanted any one night kiss,
it's all brand new
Original Lyrics:
I never wanted anyone like this,
it's all brand new
"Crazy For You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've never wanted anyone like Chris.
Original Lyrics:
I've never wanted any one like this.
"Crazy For You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slowly now waking into moon.
Original Lyrics:
Slowly now we begin to move.
"Crazy For You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slowly now we begin to moo
Every breath I'm referring to you
Original Lyrics:
Slowly now we begin to move
Every breath I'm deeper into you
"Crazy For You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slowly now we begin to moo
Every breath I'm referring to you
Original Lyrics:
Slowly now we begin to move
Every breath I'm deeper into you
"Crazy For You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stop just making the most of my dog.
or
Strangers making the most of my dog.
Original Lyrics:
Strangers making the most of the dark.
"Crazy For You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Trying hard to control my car
Original Lyrics:
Trying hard to control my heart
"Crazy For You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Trying hard to control my fart.
Original Lyrics:
Trying hard to control my heart.
"Crazy For You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Trying hard to control my farts.
Original Lyrics:
Trying hard to control my heart.
"Crazy For You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Waiting 'round as the music starts.
Original Lyrics:
Swaying room as the music starts.
"Crazy For You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Way in the Rome as the music starts
Original Lyrics:
Swaying room as the music starts
"Deeper and Deeper"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's as if I'm having a Bud
Original Lyrics:
Kisses sent from heaven above
"Deeper and Deeper"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is if I'm Heaven above.
Original Lyrics:
Kisses sent from Heaven above.
"Die Another Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
Another die, I'm not Dave.
Original Lyrics:
Guess I'll die another day.
"Die Another Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
Die another day
Qu'est-ce ça pue, dia another day
Original Lyrics:
Die another day
I guess I'll die another day.
The secong misheard line is French for 'How it stinks'.
"Die Another Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
Guess I'm tired, under-paid.
Original Lyrics:
I guess I'll die another day.
"Die Another Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
Have a nice this, have a nice this.
Original Lyrics:
Analyze this, analyze this
"Die Another Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
I died on a date.
Original Lyrics:
Die another day
"Die Another Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
I had a chest
Under a maid.
Original Lyrics:
I think I'll die
Another day.
"Die Another Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
I think I'm tired,
And underpaid.
Original Lyrics:
I think I'll die,
Another day.
"Die Another Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna break the pyscho
I'm gonna shave the system
I'm gonna destroy your eagle.
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna break the cycle
I'm gonna shake up the system
I'm gonna destroy my ego.
"Die Another Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna clothe my body now.
I'm gonna offend my sausage.
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna close my body now.
I'm gonna suspend my senses.
"Die Another Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna destroy my beagle.
or
I'm gonna destroy my ego.
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna die another day.
"Die Another Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna destroy my eagle.
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna destroy my ego.
"Die Another Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna destroy my vehicle.
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna destroy my ego.
"Die Another Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna kiss San Paolo.
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna kiss some part of...
"Die Another Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna kiss Sao Paulo.
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna kiss some part of...
"Die Another Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna kiss Tom Arnold.
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna kiss some part of...
"Die Another Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna kiss some bottom!
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna kiss some other.
"Die Another Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna kiss, some other..
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna kiss some part of...
"Die Another Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna w*** upright.
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna wake up.
"Die Another Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna wake up, yes
I know I'm gonna delay the sistah
I'm gonna this Troy my ego.
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna break the cycle
I'm gonna shake up the system
I'm gonna destroy my ego.
"Die Another Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got a pink p****.
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna keep this secret.
"Die Another Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
I´m gonna break up this and go
or
I´m gonna break yes and no.
Original Lyrics:
I´m gonna break this cycle.
"Die Another Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kiss and die another day.
Original Lyrics:
Guess I'll die another day.
"Die Another Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kiss the sky under the day.
Original Lyrics:
Guess I'll die another day.
"Don't Cry For Me Argentina"
Misheard Lyrics:
All through my wild days my married sister
Original Lyrics:
All through my wild days my mad existence
"Don't Cry For Me Argentina"
Misheard Lyrics:
My main existence
Original Lyrics:
My mad existence
"Don't Cry For Me Argentina"
Misheard Lyrics:
My main existence
Original Lyrics:
My mad existence
"Don't Cry For Me Argentina"
Misheard Lyrics:
My manic sister
Original Lyrics:
My mad existence
"Don't Cry For Me Argentina"
Misheard Lyrics:
My married sisters
Original Lyrics:
My mad existence
"Don't Cry For Me, Agentina"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't cry for me, I'm the cleaner.
Original Lyrics:
Don't cry for me, Argentina.
"Don't Cry For Me, Argentina"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't cry for me, Marge and Tina.
Original Lyrics:
Don't cry for me, Argentina.
"Don't Cry For Me, Argentina"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't cry for me, Sergeant Tina.
Original Lyrics:
Don't cry for me, Argentina.
"Don't Cry For Me, Argentina"
Misheard Lyrics:
So keep your distance.
Original Lyrics:
Don't keep your distance.
"Don't Cry for Me Agentina"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't cry for me i'm the cleaner
Original Lyrics:
Don't cry for me Argentina
"Don't Tell Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eric Clapton on his knees.
Original Lyrics:
Like a calf down on his knees.
"Don't Tell Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lika a capten on his knees
Original Lyrics:
Like a calf down on his knees
"Don't Tell Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Not to seraphim me
Like I kept him on his knees.
Original Lyrics:
Not to stare up at me
Like a calf down on his knees.
"Don't Tell Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Not to serenade me
Like I get down on his knees.
Original Lyrics:
Not to stare up at me
Like a calf down on his knees.
"Don't Tell Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Not to share a meal
Like a cat down on his knees
Original Lyrics:
Not to stare up at me
Like a calf down on his knees
"Don't Tell Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Not to sing out 'bout me
Like I get down on his knees
Original Lyrics:
Not to stare up at me
Like a calf down on his knees
"Don't Tell Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Not to stare at good meat
Original Lyrics:
Not to stare up at me
"Don't Tell Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Not to stare up at me
Like a kaftan on his knees
Original Lyrics:
Not to stare up at me
Like a calf down on his knees
"Don't Tell Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Not to stir up a fee
Like a captain on his knees.
Original Lyrics:
Not to stare up at me
Like a calf down on his knees.
"Don't Tell Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell at least not to turn.
Original Lyrics:
Tell the leaves not to turn.
"Don't Tell Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me love isn't new,
it's from thirteen ninety two
Original Lyrics:
Tell me love isn't true
it's just something that we do
"Don't Tell Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell the bat not to late
Like the open mouth of a grave, yeah
Not to stare down to me
Like I can't tell honestly.
Original Lyrics:
Tell the bed not to lay
Like the open mouth of a grave
Not to stare down at me
Like a calf down on his knees.
"Don't Tell Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell the bat not to lay like a open off a grave
Not to stare down at me like a captain on his knees.
Original Lyrics:
Tell the bed not to lay like the open mouth of a grave
Not to stare down at me like a calf down on his knees.
"Don't Tell Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell the lease not to churn
Original Lyrics:
Tell the leaves not to turn
"Don't Tell Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell the rain not to drive.
or
Tell the rain not to drown.
Original Lyrics:
Tell the rain not to dry.
"Dress You Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
All your soups are custom made in London.
Original Lyrics:
All your suits are custom made in London.
"Dress You Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
All your suits are custom made and I'm done.
Original Lyrics:
All your suits are custom made in London.
"Dress You Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
All your suits are custom made and laundered
Original Lyrics:
All your suits are custom made in London
"Dress You Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
All your suits are custom-made and laundered
Original Lyrics:
All your suits are custom made in London
"Dress You Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dress you up in Milo.
Original Lyrics:
Dress you up in my love.
"Dress You Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dress you up in mylar.
Original Lyrics:
Dress you up in my love.
"Dress You Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dress you up in nylon.
Original Lyrics:
Dress you up in my love.
"Dress You Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dress you up in nylons.
Original Lyrics:
Dress you up in my love.
"Dress You Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dress you up in nylon
Original Lyrics:
Dress you up in my love
"Dress You Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna bob shoo wop in my love.
Original Lyrics:
Gonna dress you up in my love.
"Dress You Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna box you up in my love
or
Put a Joshua in my love.
Original Lyrics:
Gonna dress you up in my love.
"Dress You Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna dress you Guatemalan.
Original Lyrics:
Gonna dress you up in my love.
"Dress You Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna dress you up in Mylar
All over your body.
Original Lyrics:
Gonna dress you in my love
All over your body.
Mylar is a space age plastic used in astronauts space suits.
"Dress You Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna dress you up in nylons.
Original Lyrics:
Gonna dress you up in my love.
"Dress You Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna dress you up in nylons.
Original Lyrics:
Gonna dress you up in my love.
"Dress You Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna dress you up in nylons
Original Lyrics:
Gonna dress you up in my love
"Dress You Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna dress you up tomorrow.
Original Lyrics:
Gonna dress you up in my love.
"Dress You Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna mess you up with my love.
Original Lyrics:
Gonna dress you up in my love.
"Dress You Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna wrap you up in nylon
Original Lyrics:
Gonna dress you up in my love
"Dress You Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna dress you up in nylons.
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna dress you up in my love.
"Dress You Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just your Delilah.
Original Lyrics:
Gonna dress you up in my love.
"Dress You Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is this where you're diving
All over, all over, from your head down to your toes?
Original Lyrics:
Gonna dress you up in my love
All over, all over, from your head down to your toes.
"Dress You Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stress you up in my love
or
Cut you up in my love
or
Cut you open, Milo
or
Stress you open, Milo
or
Stress you open, Milo
Original Lyrics:
Dress you up in my love
"Dress You Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
You got stocks
That's what other girls say
Satin sweets and luxury, so cry:
''All the suits accosted, mate, in London.'
Original Lyrics:
You got style
That's what all the girls say
Satin sheets and luxury so fine
All your suits are custom made in London.
"Drowned World/Substitute For Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sucks to do fallout.
Original Lyrics:
Substitute for love.
"Erotica"
Misheard Lyrics:
Been runnin', been runnin'
Put your hands all over my body.
Original Lyrics:
Erotic, erotic
Put your hands all over my body.
"Erotica"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie, put your hands all over my body
Original Lyrics:
Erotic, erotic, put your hands all over my body
"Erotica"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie
Put your hands all over my body.
Original Lyrics:
Erotic, erotic
Put your hands all over my body.
"Erotica"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie
Rub your beard all over my body.
Original Lyrics:
Erotic, erotic
Put your hands all over my body.
"Erotica"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bin Laden, Bin Laden
Put your hands all over my body.
Original Lyrics:
Erotic, erotic
Put your hands all over my body.
"Erotica"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dear, Ronnie, dear Ronnie
Put your hands all over my body.
Original Lyrics:
Erotic, erotic
Put your hands all over my body.
"Erotica"
Misheard Lyrics:
Earl Arby, Earl Arby, put your hands all over my body
Original Lyrics:
Erotic, erotic, put your hands all over my body
"Erotica"
Misheard Lyrics:
Erotic, erotic
Put your hands all on my buttock.
Original Lyrics:
Erotic, erotic
Put your hands all over my body.
"Erotica"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey Ronnie, Hey Ronnie
Put your hands all over my body.
Original Lyrics:
Erotic, erotic
Put your hands all over my body.
"Erotica"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't think you know white penis
Original Lyrics:
I don't think you know what pain is
"Erotica"
Misheard Lyrics:
I give you love
I hit you like a chop.
Original Lyrics:
I give you love
I hit you like a truck.
"Erotica"
Misheard Lyrics:
I give you love
I teach you like a truck.
Original Lyrics:
I give you love
I hit you like a truck.
"Erotica"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll give you love, I'll hit you like a jock.
or
I'll give you love, I'll hit you like a chocolate.
or
I'll give you love, I'll hit you like a chop.
Original Lyrics:
I'll give you love, I'll hit you like a truck.
"Erotica"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll give you love, I'll hit you like a chocolate
or
I'll give you love, I'll hit you like a jock
or
I'll give you love, I'll hit you like a jock
Original Lyrics:
I'll give you love, I'll hit you like a truck
"Erotica"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll give you love
I'll eat you like a chocolate.
Original Lyrics:
I'll give you love
I'll hit you like a truck.
"Erotica"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pilates, pilates
Original Lyrics:
Erotic, erotic
"Erotica"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're lying, you're lying
You're on the roof and I'm dying.
Original Lyrics:
Erotic, erotic
Put your hands all over my body.
"Erotic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie
Rub your hands all over my body.
Original Lyrics:
Erotic, erotic
Rub your hands all over my body.
"Erotic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bill Odie
Bill Odie
Put your hands all over my body
Original Lyrics:
Erotic
Erotic
Put your hands all over my body
Bill Odie was a 'Goodie' from the 70's tv Show
"Erotic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey Robbie, hey Robbie
Put your hands all over my body.
Original Lyrics:
Erotic, erotic
Put your hands all over my body.
"Erotic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey Ronnie, hey Ronnie
Put your ham all over my body.
Original Lyrics:
Erotic, erotic
Put your hands all over my body.
"Erotic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey Ronnie, hey Ronnie
Put your hands all over my body
Original Lyrics:
Erotic, erotic
Put your hands all over my body.
"Everday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everyday same psycho
Original Lyrics:
Everyday same cycle
"Everybody"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody, get a man, do your thing.
Original Lyrics:
Everybody, get up and do your thing.
"Evita"
Misheard Lyrics:
My married sisters
Original Lyrics:
My mad existance
"Express Yourself"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't go for sadness, baby.
Original Lyrics:
Don't go for second best, baby.
"Express Yourself"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't go for sale.
Original Lyrics:
Don't go for second best, baby.
"Express Yourself"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't go for sex to have babies.
Original Lyrics:
Don't go for second best, baby.
"Express Yourself"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't go for sloppiness, baby.
Original Lyrics:
Don't go for second best, baby.
"Express Yourself"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't look for sex, condensed baby.
Original Lyrics:
Don't go for second best, baby.