Misheard Lyrics

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Cast of 'Bjorn Again Live''s, "Dancing Queen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dancing queen
Feel the beat from the tangerine, oh yeah
You can dance
You can jive
Having the time of your life.
Original Lyrics:
Dancing queen
Feel the beat from the tambourine, oh yeah
You can dance
You can jive
Having the time of your life.

The Story....

My sister and I took our mother for her birthday to see "Bjorn Again" last month. She had always loved ABBA and was the music that made her the happiest. So we had a great time singing and dancing during the show. But when we heard our mom sing 'tangerine' in the lyric, I just couldn't believe it. But the lyrics didn't matter as much as the feeling and the music, proven after seeing my mother smiling so big while she's singing about a fruit making a beat. Probably my biggest laugh all year.

Story about this misheard lyric by: mattLA

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Today's Misheard Lyrics

 
1960s
Beach Boys', "California Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
I dig a French bikini and I smile at the boss
while I crap right in my pants
Original Lyrics:
I dig a French bikini on Hawaiian island dolls
by a palm tree in the sand.
Elvis Presley's, "Edge Of Reality"
Misheard Lyrics:
The borderline of doom line faces
Original Lyrics:
The borderline of doom I'm facing
Elvis Presley's, "Edge Of Reality"
Misheard Lyrics:
The girl with the neighbours name
Original Lyrics:
The girl with the nameless face
Foundations', "Baby, Now That I've Found You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Darling I can't sandblast you
Original Lyrics:
Darling I just can't let you
Julie Andrews', "My Favorite Things"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whispers on kittens
Original Lyrics:
Whiskers on kittens
Strawberry Alarm Clock's, "Incense and Peppermints"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who cares what games we choose?
Little to women, but nothing to lose.
Original Lyrics:
Who cares what games we choose?
Little to win, but nothing to lose.
The Four Seasons', "Let's Hang On"
Misheard Lyrics:
That little chip of diamond on your hand
paid a fortune baby but you know it stands
Original Lyrics:
That little chip of diamond on your hand
ain't a fortune baby but you know it stands for our love
 
1970s
Bee Gees', "Stayin' Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
music cities breakin
and everybody's shakin
Original Lyrics:
Feel the city breakin'
and ev'rybody shakin'.
Bryan Ferry /Roxy Music's, "If There Is Something"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rangers, Celtic, it's just a game
Original Lyrics:
Being specific, it's just a game
Kansas', "Dust In The Wind"
Misheard Lyrics:
All my dreams
pass before my eyes in true reality
Original Lyrics:
All my dreams
Pass before my eyes a curiosity
Player's, "Baby Come Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby come back, daddy pulled an ol' oopsie
There was something in everything I bought you
Baby come back, you can play Monopoly.
I was robbed and I just can't live with ouchies.
Original Lyrics:
Baby come back, any kind of fool could see
There was something in everything about you
Baby come back, you can blame it all on me
I was wrong, and I just can't live without you
TV theme's, "The Brady Bunch Theme"
Misheard Lyrics:
And they knew they were much more than a bunch.
Original Lyrics:
And they knew it was much more than a hunch.
The Bee Gees', "Stayin' Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
New York Times front paper man
Original Lyrics:
The New York Times' effect on man
 
1980s
Billy Joel's, "It's Still Rock And Roll To Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
X-rays, new wave, dense rays, anyways
It's still rock and roll to me,
Original Lyrics:
Next phase, new wave, dance craze, anyways
It's still rock and roll to me,
Billy Joel's, "It's Still Rock And Roll To Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
You could really be all pro-Ronald Reagan
If you'd just give it half a chance.
Original Lyrics:
You could really be a Beau Brummel, baby
If you just give it half a chance.
Billy Squire's, "The Stroke"
Misheard Lyrics:
Strong as Stroke Man
Original Lyrics:
Stroke me, Stroke me
Blondie's, "Call Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come up off your call like charm
Original Lyrics:
Come up off your colour chart.
Genesis', "Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touchy
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah
Queen's, "Under Pressure"
Misheard Lyrics:
Turned away from it all like a blind man,
sat on the fence but it don't hurt
Original Lyrics:
Turned away from it all like a blind man
sat on a fence, but it don't work
Violent Femmes', "Blister in the Sun"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lemme go wild
like a blister in the sun.
Original Lyrics:
Lemme go on
like a blister in the sun.
 
1990s
Armand Van Heldon's, "Funk Phenomenon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Badabum banana
Original Lyrics:
The funk phenomenon
Genesis', "No Son Of Mine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Genosa, genosa of mine.
Original Lyrics:
You're no son, you're no son of mine.
Janet Jackson's, "Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
Contemplating the game
now my heart is in your hands
Original Lyrics:
Kinda late in the game
and my heart is in your hands
Janet Jackson's, "Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
Good intentions you had made me
Original Lyrics:
Good intentions you had many
Pearl Jam's, "Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
ahh, she walks across a young banjo.
Original Lyrics:
She, she walks slowly across a young man's room.
 
2000s
Alter Bridge's, "Before Tomorrow Comes"
Misheard Lyrics:
All this much I know.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, this much I know.
Alter Bridge's, "Before Tomorrow Comes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take the hand in me.
Original Lyrics:
Take the hand in need.
Alter Bridge's, "Before Tomorrow Comes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Will I bid to hear a farewell?
Original Lyrics:
Will I bid the hero farewell?
Alter Bridge's, "Brand New Start"
Misheard Lyrics:
As we escape the disaughted
Original Lyrics:
As we escape the disorder
Alter Bridge's, "Brand New Start"
Misheard Lyrics:
God, how we hate to be free.
Original Lyrics:
God, how we ache to be free.
Alter Bridge's, "Brand New Start"
Misheard Lyrics:
The stems are grown
Original Lyrics:
This desert road
Alter Bridge's, "Brand New Start"
Misheard Lyrics:
To find what all this would do.
Original Lyrics:
To find the solace we're due
Alter Bridge's, "Break Me Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
Black card
Original Lyrics:
Black heart
Alter Bridge's, "Break Me Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is coming
And it's gone and
Original Lyrics:
Is calling
And it's calling
Alter Bridge's, "Break Me Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
The weight of a thousand lives
A promise is broken on me all the time.
Original Lyrics:
The weight of a thousand lies
Promises broken haunt me all the time.
Alter Bridge's, "Buried Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm suffering And I'm too weak
Original Lyrics:
I'm so afraid That I'm too weak
Alter Bridge's, "Buried Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slipping through the haze.
Original Lyrics:
Slip into the haze.
Alter Bridge's, "Coming Home"
Misheard Lyrics:
As I lay awake
All the years are fake.
Original Lyrics:
As I peel away
All the years of pain
Alter Bridge's, "Coming Home"
Misheard Lyrics:
I rest my soul.
Original Lyrics:
I'll rest my song.
Alter Bridge's, "Rise Today"
Misheard Lyrics:
Have we lost all hope to sorrow?
Original Lyrics:
Have we lost our hope to sorrow?
Alter Bridge's, "Rise Today"
Misheard Lyrics:
Running further from the drive,
And there are no more hills to follow.
Original Lyrics:
Running further from what's right,
And there are no more heroes to follow.
Alter Bridge's, "The Damage Done"
Misheard Lyrics:
No race are wrong.
Original Lyrics:
The race I run
Alter Bridge's, "White Knuckles"
Misheard Lyrics:
To live a life until you die a day
Original Lyrics:
To live a life until your dying day
Cast of 'Wario Ware Touched''s, "Rock The Mike"
Misheard Lyrics:
Go! Go! Go, go Link!
Original Lyrics:
Go! Go! Go, go, Mike!
Chris Brown's, "Kiss Kiss"
Misheard Lyrics:
And dig-ing me
Original Lyrics:
And thick as can be
Fallout Boy's, "This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race"
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe in love cause I'm so evil
I'm so into cats I'm so into ca-a-a-ts
Original Lyrics:
I'm a leading man and the lies I weave
are oh so intricate, oh so intricate
James Blunt 's, "You're Beautiful"
Misheard Lyrics:
I saw you with the naked gays
Original Lyrics:
I saw you in a crowded place
John Desire's, "Hot Limit"
Misheard Lyrics:
French is always over, see my at my house
Original Lyrics:
Precious love is always heating up my heart!
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "Dani California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sucking on the barrel of a hot man of 45
Original Lyrics:
Looking down the barrel of a hot metal 45
The Veils', "Lavinia"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've her name in mine
It's Collin all the time
Original Lyrics:
I've her name in mine
It's calling all the time
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Most Misheard Groups

Groups With Most Misheard Lyrics Submitted
1.The Beatles1498
2.Michael Jackson1395
3.Elton John1362
4.Nirvana1355
5.Red Hot Chili Peppers1075
6.Queen1033
7.Metallica1000
8.Traditional908
9.Madonna769
10.Green Day685
11.Pearl Jam680
12.Tori Amos609
13.R.E.M.608
14.AC/DC572
15.System Of A Down529
16.Beach Boys526
17.Rolling Stones520
18.Led Zeppelin505
19.U2504
20.Manfred Mann's Earth Band495
21.Bon Jovi489
22.Bee Gees471
23.Billy Joel470
24.Britney Spears450
25.Good Charlotte434
26.Def Leppard432
27.Creedence Clearwater Revival430
28.ABBA424
29.Avril Lavigne422
30.Backstreet Boys420
31.The Eagles409
32.Steve Miller Band404
33.Prince400
34.Aerosmith396
35.Radiohead394
36.Fleetwood Mac385
37.Pink Floyd375
38.David Bowie375
39.Destiny's Child374
40.The Police368
41.Blink 182365
42.Linkin Park342
43.Fall Out Boy342
44.Eiffel 65340
45.Alanis Morissette337
46.Van Halen330
47.The Who322
48.Eminem321
49.The Clash318
50.Steely Dan306

Most Difficult
To Understand

Rank/ScoreArtist
1. (4.33/861) Manfred Mann's Earth Band
2. (3.40/1664) Nirvana
3. (3.24/939) Pearl Jam
4. (2.78/1341) Michael Jackson
5. (3.03/906) Red Hot Chili Peppers
6. (2.50/1674) Jackson Micheal
7. (3.08/830) Tori Amos
8. (4.71/331) The Kingsmen
9. (3.54/552) R.E.M.
10. (3.28/644) Shaggy

Funniest Misheards

Rank/ScoreArtist
1. (4.34/861) Manfred Mann's Earth Band
2. (3.61/1341) Michael Jackson
3. (3.33/1664) Nirvana
4. (3.35/1528) The Beatles
5. (3.34/1490) Nelly Furtado
6. (3.22/1287) Backstreet Boys
7. (3.57/954) Shakira
8. (2.91/1674) Jackson Micheal
9. (3.44/939) Pearl Jam
10. (3.46/906) Red Hot Chili Peppers

Most Liked
Groups

Rank/ScoreArtist
1. (4.73/1528) The Beatles
2. (4.48/1664) Nirvana
3. (4.44/1674) Jackson Micheal
4. (4.47/1490) Nelly Furtado
5. (4.40/1341) Michael Jackson
6. (4.92/954) Shakira
7. (4.68/939) Pearl Jam
8. (4.88/843) LeAnn Rimes
9. (4.90/830) Tori Amos
10. (4.05/1287) Backstreet Boys
 
 
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