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Misheard Lyrics

This section is for misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens). Misheard lyrics occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody.

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Cast of 'Bjorn Again Live''s, "Dancing Queen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dancing queen
Feel the beat from the tangerine, oh yeah
You can dance
You can jive
Having the time of your life.
Original Lyrics:
Dancing queen
Feel the beat from the tambourine, oh yeah
You can dance
You can jive
Having the time of your life.

The Story....

My sister and I took our mother for her birthday to see "Bjorn Again" last month. She had always loved ABBA and was the music that made her the happiest. So we had a great time singing and dancing during the show. But when we heard our mom sing 'tangerine' in the lyric, I just couldn't believe it. But the lyrics didn't matter as much as the feeling and the music, proven after seeing my mother smiling so big while she's singing about a fruit making a beat. Probably my biggest laugh all year.

Story about this misheard lyric by: mattLA

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1960s
Misheard Lyrics:
This little modified par car
OR
This little modified hot rod
Original Lyrics:
This little modified pon pon
 
1970s
Alan O'Day's, "Undercover Angel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dancin' to my friends
Original Lyrics:
Answer to my prayer
Bee Gees', "You Should Be Dancing"
Misheard Lyrics:
My woman gives me pie-ie
Don't break down to a blurb.
Original Lyrics:
My woman gives me power
Goes right down to my blood.
Carroll O'Connor and Jean Stapleton's, "Theme from 'All in the Family'"
Misheard Lyrics:
G.R.O. Salrigrate
Original Lyrics:
Gee, our old LaSalle ran great.
Frank Zappa's, "Carolina Hardcore Ecstasy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I had a Roger Daltrey capon
Original Lyrics:
I had a Roger Daltrey cape on
John Denver's, "Take Me Home, Country Roads"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shannon, go a river.
Original Lyrics:
Shenandoah River.
Kiss', "Cold Gin"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's Ocean time again
Original Lyrics:
Cold gin time again
Paul McCartney's, "Band on the Run"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ban roll on
Original Lyrics:
Band on the run
The Hues Corporation's, "Rock the Boat"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rock on with your Betsy.
Original Lyrics:
Rock on with your bad self.
 
1980s
10,000 Maniacs', "What's the Matter Here?"
Misheard Lyrics:
That young boy, a balcony
Original Lyrics:
That young boy without a name
Air Supply's, "All Out Of Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
To mention it's all apart
Original Lyrics:
Tormented and torn apart
Air Supply's, "All Out Of Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whatever without you
or
But am I without you?
Original Lyrics:
What am I without you?
Air Supply's, "All Out of Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you feeling in two?
Original Lyrics:
Are you feeling it too?
Air Supply's, "All Out of Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
It gets hotter each day.
Original Lyrics:
It gets harder each day.
Air Supply's, "The One That You Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Askin' for a dollar day
Original Lyrics:
Askin' for another day
Air Supply's, "The One That You Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now the nine has gone
Now the nine has gone away...
Original Lyrics:
Now the night has gone
Now the night has gone away...
Air Supply's, "The One That You Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
We have the rides you know (2x)
Original Lyrics:
We have the right you know (2x)
Australian Crawl's, "Downhearted"
Misheard Lyrics:
Brown Hornet
Broken dreams that never really started, yeah!
Original Lyrics:
Downhearted
Broken dreams that never really started, yeah!
Bangles', "Manic Monday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Doesn't matter that I have to be the bottom of a buoyant dance
Original Lyrics:
It doesn't matter that I have to feed the both of us, employment's down.
Bangles', "Walk Like an Egyptian"
Misheard Lyrics:
On the bus are men bite a nutty customer knee'd on a bed
Original Lyrics:
And the bazaar man by the Nile
They got the money on a bet.
Bee Gees', "You Win Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
We do nothing that's complete.
Original Lyrics:
We do nothing but compete.
Bee Gees', "You Win Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
We got a little before we go
And tell this rubber ball.
Original Lyrics:
We gotta level before we go
And tear this love apart.
Charlene's, "I've Never Been to Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey lady, you da lady, cursing at your life
OR
Hey lady, beautiful lady, cursing at your life.
Original Lyrics:
Hey lady, you lady, cursing at your life.
Def Leppard's, "Love Bites"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you make gloves,
do you look in the mirror?
Original Lyrics:
When you make love,
do you look in the mirror?
Husker Du's, "Pink Turns to Blue"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't know what to do
Now dickheads turned to blue
Original Lyrics:
I don't know what to do
Now that pink has turned to blue
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
but chad is not my son or the jazz is not my son
Original Lyrics:
The kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Smooth Criminal"
Misheard Lyrics:
Annie, do you want cake?
Are you wonky, Annie?
Original Lyrics:
Annie, are you okay?
Are you okay, Annie?
Misheard Lyrics:
You never ever love me
Original Lyrics:
You never ever worry
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't kill standing here
Original Lyrics:
How can you stand to hear
Sting's, "Be Still My Beating Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been to every single Bogart movie
Original Lyrics:
I've been to every single book I know
The Bangles', "If She Knew What She Wants"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd say her veins are corrupted 'cause she's up in two chains
Original Lyrics:
I'd say her values are corrupted but she's open to change
The Bangles', "Walk Like an Egyptian"
Misheard Lyrics:
For enticing a hooker pie, say...
Original Lyrics:
Foreign types with the hookah pipes say.
The Kinks', "Come Dancing"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's all unnatural
Original Lyrics:
It's only natural
 
1990s
Oleta Adams', "Get Here"
Misheard Lyrics:
There are heels and mountains between us.
Original Lyrics:
There are hills and mountains between us.
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "Breaking The Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
She can't chew no gum.
Original Lyrics:
She meant you no harm.
They Might Be Giants', "See the Constellation "
Misheard Lyrics:
With Gordon Liddy on his arm
Just a guy made of dots and lines
Original Lyrics:
No cigar, no lady on his arm
Just a guy made of dots and lines
Wreckx-N-Effect's, "Rump Shaker"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on pass the poom poom and hit the clappa
Original Lyrics:
Come on pass the poom poom send it to poppa
Wreckx-N-Effect's, "Rump Shaker"
Misheard Lyrics:
Done to seduction from basehead to feet
Original Lyrics:
Turn to seduction from face hips to feet
Wreckx-N-Effect's, "Rump Shaker"
Misheard Lyrics:
Since you got the body of Pierre come and get the award.
Original Lyrics:
Since you got the body of the year come and get the award.
 
2000s
Black Eyed Peas', "I Gotta Feeling"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my money let's spit it up.
Original Lyrics:
I got my money let's spend it up.
Pizza Kids', "We Like Pizza"
Misheard Lyrics:
eggs and cheese and origami
Original Lyrics:
extra cheese and oregano
Quarashi's, "Mr. Jinx"
Misheard Lyrics:
I peed on your chest when I'm bouncing like yoyo
Original Lyrics:
I beat on your chest when I'm bouncing like yoyo
R. Kelly's, "I Wish"
Misheard Lyrics:
Irish, Irish, Irish
Original Lyrics:
I Wish, I Wish, I Wish
Misheard Lyrics:
Saturday night and there's a show tonight
Original Lyrics:
Standing in line to see the show tonight
Victoria Beckham's, "Not Such an Innocent Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not the child you think I am.
Original Lyrics:
I'm not as shy as you think I am.
Victoria Beckham's, "Not Such an Innocent Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not me a child, no.
Original Lyrics:
I'm not made of china
 
2010s
Misheard Lyrics:
I got this feeling on a summer day when you were born.
Original Lyrics:
I got this feeling on a summer day when you were gone.
Misheard Lyrics:
I threw your chick into a bag and pushed her down the stairs.
Original Lyrics:
I threw your shit into a bag and pushed it down the stairs.
 
country
Billy Ray Cyrus', "Achy Breaky Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can take the dog to Bachman Lake
Original Lyrics:
You can tell your dog to bite my leg.
 
misc
Commercial's, "Arnott's Scotch Finger"
Misheard Lyrics:
Break your finger
Original Lyrics:
Break a finger
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