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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Commercial that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 313 misheard song lyrics for Commercial on amIright currently.

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"7 Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
We think you'll drink
Original Lyrics:
Rethink your drink
These lyrics are spoken by the late Geoffrey Holder. He died from complications from pneumonia on October 5th, 2014. He was 84 years old when he died.
"7-Eleven"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh think heaven for 7-Eleven
Original Lyrics:
Oh thank heaven for 7-Eleven
"7UP"
Misheard Lyrics:
America's dirty 7UP.
Original Lyrics:
America's turning 7UP.
I have no idea what "turn" means in this sense.
"A&P"
Misheard Lyrics:
The greystone just next door
Original Lyrics:
The great store just next door
"AEtna"
Misheard Lyrics:
AEtna, I'm glad I'm AEtna.
Original Lyrics:
AEtna, I'm glad I met ya.
"AMC Concession Stand Jingle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Have popcorn!
You'll feel better!
Original Lyrics:
And popcorn
With real butter!
"ARS Services"
Misheard Lyrics:
For wash 'n' wear.
Original Lyrics:
More Western wear.
Ad featured a singing cowboy and some chicks.
"Alka Seltzer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Plop-plop, p*ss-p*ss
Oh, what a relief it is.
Original Lyrics:
Plop-plop, fizz-fizz
Oh, what a relief it is.
"Almond Joy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Almond Joy's got crunchy almonds
And Judy coconut too.
Original Lyrics:
Almond Joy's got crunchy almonds
And chewy coconut too.
"Andersen Windows"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come home to poverty
Come home to Andersen
Original Lyrics:
Come home to quality
Come home to Andersen
"Ansett Air Lines (Australia)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Golden goose and stowaway
When you fly Ansett-ANA.
Original Lyrics:
You're in good hands all the way
When you fly Ansett-ANA.
"Applebees Skillet Selections"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh, I like stinky chicken.
Original Lyrics:
Ohh, I like steak 'n' chicken.
"Army Reserve"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the Army freezer
Original Lyrics:
In the Army Reserve
"Arnott's Scotch Finger"
Misheard Lyrics:
Break your finger
Original Lyrics:
Break a finger
Australian commercial jingle, circa 1976
"Arnott's Scotch Finger"
Misheard Lyrics:
Break your finger
Original Lyrics:
Break a finger
"Aunt Jemima Whole Wheat Pancakes"
Misheard Lyrics:
For wheat that's fresh and nutty
Light and clutty.
Original Lyrics:
Whole wheat that's fresh and nutty
Light and fluffy.
"Aunt Jemima"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nothing beats the taste of her v**ina
In the morning.
Original Lyrics:
Nothing beats the taste of Aunt Jemima
In the morning.
"Baby All Gone"
Misheard Lyrics:
My baby other
Original Lyrics:
My baby All Gone
"Bain De Soleil Suntan Lotion (jingle)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bain de Soleil
For the Central Bay tan.
Original Lyrics:
Bain de Soleil
For the San Tropez tan.
"Bain De Soleil Suntan Lotion (jingle)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bain de Soleil
For the Satchel Paige tan.
Original Lyrics:
Bain de Soleil
For the San Tropez tan.
Satchel Paige-one of the best pitchers in the history of baseball and also a very dark-complected black man.
"Bain De Soleil Suntan Lotion (jingle)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bain de Solieil
For the central faces
Original Lyrics:
Bain de Soleil
For the San Tropez tan.
"Bain De Soleil Suntan Lotion (jingle)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bake the soil Four to the trillionth
Original Lyrics:
Bain de Soleil
For the San Tropez tan.
"Band-Aid"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am stuck on bandit bread
'Cause bandit's stuck on me
Original Lyrics:
I am stuck on Band-Aid brand
'Cause Band-Aid's stuck on me
"Barnes & Noble Nook Color"
Misheard Lyrics:
By hook or by croak
Original Lyrics:
By hook or by crook
"Bayer Select"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where the hell does it hurt with Bayer Select
Original Lyrics:
It's the help where it hurts with Bayer Select
"Be Prepared (Boy Scouts theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Be prepared, are you ready to hold the door?
Be prepared, are you ready to take the leap?
Original Lyrics:
Be prepared, are you ready to get involved?
Be prepared, are you ready to take the lead?
"Be Prepared (Boy Scouts' Theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you ready to get the Mole?
Original Lyrics:
Be prepared, are you ready to hold the door? Be prepared, are you ready to take the lead? Haha, hold the door?!? It's "get involved".
"Be Prepared (Boy Scouts' Theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Be prepared, are you ready to get more?
Be prepared, are you ready to take the lead?
Original Lyrics:
Be prepared, are you ready to get involved?
Be prepared, are you ready to take the lead?
Definitely not "are you ready to hold the door"
"Be Prepared (Boy Scouts' Theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Be prepared, are you ready to get the ball?
Be prepared, are you ready to make believe?
Original Lyrics:
Be prepared, are you ready to get involved?
Be prepared, are you ready to take the lead?
"Be Prepared (Boy Scouts' Theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Be prepared, are you ready to hold the door?
Be prepared, are you ready to take a leap?
Original Lyrics:
Be prepared, are you ready to get involved?
Be prepared, are you ready to take the lead?
"BelVita"
Misheard Lyrics:
Velveeta
Morning wimp
Original Lyrics:
BelVita
Morning win
"Bic Perfume"
Misheard Lyrics:
Air is in your pocket
Original Lyrics:
Put Paris in your pocket
"Bic Perfume"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everythin' you pocket.
or
Every sin you pocket
Original Lyrics:
Put Paris in your pocket.
"Bic Perfume"
Misheard Lyrics:
It fits in your pocket.
Original Lyrics:
Put Paris in your pocket.
"Big Losantville Carpet Outlet"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is Don Baird with the Big Ol' Sandal Carpet Outlet.
Original Lyrics:
This is Don Barrett with the Big Losantville Carpet Outlet.
"Big Lots Christmas commercial"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got these awesome gifts for my kids' creatures, and my mailman and my neighbors
Original Lyrics:
Got these awesome gifts for my kids' teachers, and my mailman and my neighbors
"Big Red gum"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your fresh breath goes on and on
While you're chewin'.
Original Lyrics:
Your fresh breath goes on and on
While you chew it.
"Blue-Emu"
Misheard Lyrics:
It works fast and you won't sting
Original Lyrics:
It works fast and you won't stink
"Bojangles"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gotta woman, need to get a half a Bojangles.
Original Lyrics:
Gotta, wanna, need a, get a, have a Bojangles.
"Breyers Ice Cream"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sodium prostate
Original Lyrics:
Sodium phosphate
"Burger King Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tibbycus bacon chedda ranch
Original Lyrics:
Tendercrisp bacon cheddar ranch
"Burger King's Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch"
Misheard Lyrics:
Folks don't f*** you 'cause you got the juice.
Original Lyrics:
Folks don't front you 'cause you got the juice.
"Burger King's Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's the Tippicrest Bacon Cheddar Ranch.
Original Lyrics:
It's the Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch.
As sung by Darius Rucker, lead singer for Hootie and The Blowfish. He's the one in the purple rhinestoned cowboy outfit.
"Burger King: Aren't You Hungry?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Orange-red Humvee for Burger King now
Original Lyrics:
Aren't you hungry for Burger King now?
"Burger King: Have it Your Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold the pickers, hold the letters
Special odors, donut setters
All we have infatuation service your way
Have a journey
Original Lyrics:
Hold the pickles, hold the lettuce
Special orders, don't upset us
All we ask is that you let us serve it your way
Have it your way
"Burger King"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who's got the best darn burger
In the whole wide world?
Burger King and die.
Original Lyrics:
Who's got the best darn burger
In the whole wide world?
Burger King and I.
"Bush's Baked Beans"
Misheard Lyrics:
Roll that pitiful bean footage
Original Lyrics:
Roll that beautiful bean footage
"Cambridge Pavingstones"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cambridge Pavingstones with Arm & Hammer
The looks that look like new
Original Lyrics:
Cambridge Pavingstones with ArmorTec
They'll always look like new
"Campbell's Soup (Campbell's In The Cupboard)"
Misheard Lyrics:
When it comes to savings, it's the Campbell's you can tank
Campbell's in the cover is like money in the bank.
Original Lyrics:
When it comes to savings, it's the Campbell's you can thank
'Cause Campbell's in the cupboard is like money in the bank.
If you didn't notice before, cupboard is pronounced 'cub-berd'.
"Campbell's Tomato Soup"
Misheard Lyrics:
Campbell's submits
A possibilities.
Original Lyrics:
Campbell's Tomato Soup
Possibilities.
"Campbell's Tomato Soup"
Misheard Lyrics:
Campbell's tomato soup
Awesome guillotines.
Original Lyrics:
Campbell's tomato soup
Possibilities
"Campbell's Tomato Soup"
Misheard Lyrics:
Campells Tomato Boob
Slap my belly, please.
Original Lyrics:
Campbell's Tomato Soup
Possibilities.
"Checkers/Rally's"
Misheard Lyrics:
You won't go fart unless you eat
Original Lyrics:
You won't go far unless you eat
"Cheerios"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheerios
Cowabunga feelin'
Original Lyrics:
Cheerios
Powerful-good feelin'
From a 1977 TV ad.
"Cheerios"
Misheard Lyrics:
The unsingable taste of Cheerios
Original Lyrics:
The unsinkable taste of Cheerios
"Cheese Promo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeez, glorious, Jeez
Original Lyrics:
Cheese, glorious cheese
[Ed.'s note: A parody of the song "Food, Glorious Food" from the musical "Oliver".]
"Chewels"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jewels taste better
Original Lyrics:
Chewels tastes better
"Chex Party Mix (Peanuts)"
Misheard Lyrics:
The holiday smack that everybody loves to Cher
Original Lyrics:
The holiday snack that everybody loves to share
"Chia Pet"
Misheard Lyrics:
K-K-K-Kia
Original Lyrics:
Ch-Ch-Ch-Chia
"Chiffon Margarine"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you think it's butt hair
But it's not
It's s***ffon.
Original Lyrics:
If you think it's butter
But it's not
It's Chiffon.
"Chiffon Margarine"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you think it's butter, but it's snot.
Original Lyrics:
If you think it's butter, but it's not.
"Coca-Cola Santa Packs"
Misheard Lyrics:
Saturdays are coming
Original Lyrics:
Santa Packs are coming
"Coca-Cola"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd like to buy The World of Coke.
Original Lyrics:
I'd like to buy the world a Coke.
From a TV ad circa 1971
"Colgate Pump"
Misheard Lyrics:
We got the Colgate puff
Original Lyrics:
We got the Colgate pump
"Colgate Winterfresh Gel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get into the spell
A blue Colgate gel.
Original Lyrics:
Get into the spell
of blue Colgate Gel.
"Colgate"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the cream in your mouth is Colgate.
Original Lyrics:
And the clean in your mouth is Colgate.
from a 1978 Colgate commercial
"Combo Munch Peanut Brittle Bar"
Misheard Lyrics:
Peanuts, delicious Nels
or
Peanuts, delicious nails
Original Lyrics:
Peanuts, deliciousness
"Contest"
Misheard Lyrics:
Many will enter, you will win
Original Lyrics:
Many will enter, few will win
"Cooper's Jewelry"
Misheard Lyrics:
At Culver's Jewelry,
we make life and sparkle for you
Original Lyrics:
At Cooper's Jewelry,
we make light and sparkle for you
Culver's is an ice cream restaurant. Cooper's is a fine jewelry store in the town of Sycamore, Illinois.
"Cover Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Easy, breezy, beautiful colored girl
Original Lyrics:
Easy, breezy, beautiful cover girl
"Daily News 'Scratch 'n Match'"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you're going to batch
you might as h*** get maid for s***.
or
If you're going to hatch
You might as well get Raid for wits.
Original Lyrics:
If you're going to scratch
You might as well get paid for it.
"Dairy Queen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Meet me at the Cube
or
Meet me at the Q.
or
Meet me at the Q.
Original Lyrics:
Meet me at D.Q.
"DairyPure"
Misheard Lyrics:
Light moo
Original Lyrics:
Like moo
"Daisy Sour Cream"
Misheard Lyrics:
A dip for you and a dollop for me,
Daisy just goes with everything
Original Lyrics:
A dip for you and a dollop for me,
Daisy just goes with family
"Daisy Sour Cream"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do a dollop of Gaisy
Original Lyrics:
Do a dollop of Daisy
Big bulbous gorgons are good for health especially the veiny ones that are extra vinegary.
"Daisy Sour Cream"
Misheard Lyrics:
I ate a butt with a dollop, a dollop.. I ate Daisys ass with a dollop, a dollop A dollop of Daisy!
Original Lyrics:
do do do, do do a dollop, do do do do do a dollop of daisy!
"Daisy Sour Cream"
Misheard Lyrics:
Look what you've done with a dollar?
A dollar? A dollar?
Original Lyrics:
Look what you've done with a dollop?
A dollop? A dollop?
"Daisy Sour Cream"
Misheard Lyrics:
Start with a smile and a dollar.
Original Lyrics:
Start with a smile and a dollop.
"Daisy Sour Cream"
Misheard Lyrics:
Start with a smile, and a wallop.
Original Lyrics:
Start with a smile and a dollop.
"Daisy Sour Cream"
Misheard Lyrics:
Start with a smile, and you'll follow.
Original Lyrics:
Start with a smile and a dollop.
"Daisy Sour Cream"
Misheard Lyrics:
Start with a spoon of a dollar.
Original Lyrics:
Start with a smile and a dollop.
"Daisy Sour Cream"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stary with a smile and molloa.
Original Lyrics:
Start with a smile and a dollop.
"Daisy Sour Cream"
Misheard Lyrics:
do do dooooooooooo do doa doa dollop, it's daisy!!!
Original Lyrics:
do do do,
do do a dollop,
do do do
do do a dollop
of daisy!
"Dannon Activia"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ateria
Original Lyrics:
Activia
"Del Monte"
Misheard Lyrics:
Good things happen when
You green Del Monte corn.
Original Lyrics:
Good things happen when
You bring Del Monte home.
"Detrol LA (Gotta Go Right Now)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Atta go, have to go right now.
Original Lyrics:
And I don't have to go right now.
"Detrol LA"
Misheard Lyrics:
And to go, we have to go right now
Original Lyrics:
And I don't have to go right now
"Dodo Internet's Commercial Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
At nine-nine cheap a month
Connect yourselves with Dodo.
Original Lyrics:
At nine-ninety a month
Connect yourself with Dodo.
Pretty boring ad, I add. I wanna know why the 'Dodo' bird blushes when a guy says that he's a hero.
"Dodo Internet"
Misheard Lyrics:
At nine-nine cheap a month
Connect yourselves with Dodo.
Original Lyrics:
Dodo dodo internet that flies 9.90 a month
Connect yourself with Dodo.
"Dodo Internet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Toto Toto the internet is sublime!
Connect yourself with Dodo.
Original Lyrics:
Dodo dodo internet that flies 9.90 a month
Connect yourself with Dodo.
"Doublemint Gum (early 1990s)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Double fresh, doublemint, Come on enjoy the mint
Original Lyrics:
Double fresh, double good, Come on and double it
"Doublemint"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the single most flavorite
Double in the world is
Doublemint, Doublemint
Doublemint Gum.
Original Lyrics:
But the single most favorite
Double in the world is
Double good, double good
Doublemint Gum.
"Dr Pepper (So Misunderstood)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dr Pepper, solely misunderstood
Original Lyrics:
Dr Pepper, so misunderstood
"Eckerd"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're cola like Eckerd
We're cola make sure.
Original Lyrics:
You're gonna like Eckerd
We're gonna make sure.
"Empire Carpet/Empire Today"
Misheard Lyrics:
(Call for next day Window Green-Means too!)
Original Lyrics:
(Call for next day window treatments too!)
"Empire Carpet/Empire Today"
Misheard Lyrics:
800-5AA-Tooty-Hundred, and Fire! (Today!)
Original Lyrics:
800-588-2300, Empire! (Today!)
Note: "2300" is read as "two-three-hundred" in this ad.
"Empire Carpet/Empire Today"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eight hundred five eight eight, two three hundred, and five! (Today!)
Original Lyrics:
Eight hundred five eight eight, two three hundred, Empire! (Today!)
"Empire Carpet/Empire Today"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eight hundred five eight eight, two three hundred, and five
Original Lyrics:
Eight hundred five eight eight, two three hundred, Empire
"Flintstones Kids"
Misheard Lyrics:
We are Flintstones kids,
And we are strong and growing
Original Lyrics:
We're the Flintstones Kids
Ten million strong, and growing
"Flintstones Kids"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're a Flintstones Kids
Ten minutes strong, and growing
Original Lyrics:
We're the Flintstones Kids
Ten million strong, and growing
"Folgers Coffee"
Misheard Lyrics:
The best part of waking up is Folgers in your cat
Original Lyrics:
The best part of waking up, is Folger's in your cup!
"Folgers Coffee"
Misheard Lyrics:
The first thought of waking up
Is Folger's in your cup!
Original Lyrics:
The best part of waking up
Is Folger's in your cup!
"Folgers"
Misheard Lyrics:
The best part of waking up
Is soldiers in your cup.
Original Lyrics:
The best part of waking up
Is Folgers in your cup.
"Four Seasons Sunrooms & Windows"
Misheard Lyrics:
Four reasons for Four Seasons now
Original Lyrics:
More reasons for Four Seasons now
"Freedent"
Misheard Lyrics:
Freedent's the one that took the dick out of gums
Original Lyrics:
Freedent's the one that took the stick out of gum
"Frosted Flakes Jingle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put a tiger on your teeth
Original Lyrics:
Put a tiger on your team
"Frosted Flakes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Frosted Flakes have the paste adults have groin to love
Original Lyrics:
Frosted Flakes have the taste adults have grown to love
"Frosted Flakes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey Toony!
Original Lyrics:
Hey Tony!
"Frosted Flakes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Show 'em you're a tied head
Original Lyrics:
Show 'em you're a tiger
"Fruity Marshmallow Krispies"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fruity Marshmallow Krispies
Lots of fruity marshmallow shits
Original Lyrics:
Fruity Marshmallow Krispies
Lots of fruity marshmallow shapes
Apparently this was commonly misheard as there are numerous comments online about this ad. Perhaps this was the reason it was discontinued. ;)
"Fruity Pebbles Rap"
Misheard Lyrics:
To get that fruity taste with a lymon and grape!!! Fred!
Original Lyrics:
To get that fruity taste he's gotta trick Fred???
"Garmin Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Give a, give a, give a, give a car, man
Original Lyrics:
Give a, give a, give a, give a Garmin
"Gatorade 80s"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gatorade is first aid for that deep down body first
Original Lyrics:
Gatorade is thirst aid for that deep down body thirst
"Gatorade"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gatorade is first aid for that deep down body first
Original Lyrics:
Gatorade is thirst aid for that deep down body thirst
"Gatorade"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gatorade thirst quencher for that deep down body thirst
Original Lyrics:
Gatorade is thirst aid for that deep down body thirst
"General Foods International Coffees"
Misheard Lyrics:
Celebrate the mornings of your life
Original Lyrics:
Celebrate the moments of your life
"Gerber"
Misheard Lyrics:
Throwing up Gerber
Original Lyrics:
Growing up Gerber
"Go See Cal jingle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh peshow, oh peshow, oh peshow!
Original Lyrics:
Go see Cal, go see Cal, go see Cal
RIP Cal Worthington
"Go See Cal jingle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pussy cow, pussy cow, pussy cow!
Original Lyrics:
Go see Cal, go see Cal, go see Cal
"Go See Cal"
Misheard Lyrics:
Goosey Cow, Goosey Cow, Goosey Cow.
Original Lyrics:
Go see Cal, Go see Cal, Go See Cal.
"Go See Cal"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you want a car or truck, "goosey cow".
If you want to save a buck, "goosey cow".
Original Lyrics:
If you want a car or truck, "Go see Cal".
If you want to save a buck, "Go see Cal".
"Go See Cal"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pussy cow
Original Lyrics:
Go see Cal
Cal is a car dealer based out of California. His commercials have been seen on ABC's "World's Funniest Commercials" specials.
"Go See Cal"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you want to buy a car, juicy cow.
Original Lyrics:
If you need a better car, go see Cal.
"Golden Crisp"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eat part of this complete breakfast
Original Lyrics:
It's part of this complete breakfast
"Goya (What A Way to Goya)"
Misheard Lyrics:
What a way to boo ya!
Original Lyrics:
What a way to Goya!
"Hanes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jess, wait'll we get our Hanes on you
Original Lyrics:
Just wait'll we get our Hanes on you
"Haribo"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love the rain and the snow, thank God it's Haribo
Original Lyrics:
Kids and grown-ups love it so
"Haribo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kids and grown lawns love the flow
The happy whirl of Haribo
Original Lyrics:
Kids and grown-ups love it so
The happy world of Haribo
"Haribo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Uh oh the dairy-o
Original Lyrics:
Kids and grown-ups love it so
"Hefty Trash Bags"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hefty, Hefty cinch sap
Wipty, wipty, wipty, Hefty...
Original Lyrics:
Hefty, Hefty cinch sak
Wimpy, wimpy, wimpy, Hefty...
"Hershey Bar"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hershey is The Great American Chocolate Barf
Original Lyrics:
Hershey is The Great American Chocolate Bar
"Hershey Kisses"
Misheard Lyrics:
Little Hershey's Pisses.
Pig chocolate taste.
Original Lyrics:
Little Hershey's Kisses.
Big chocolate taste.
"Hess Toy Truck"
Misheard Lyrics:
And it's better than never
Original Lyrics:
And it's better than ever
"Hess Toy Truck"
Misheard Lyrics:
And it's never better
Original Lyrics:
And it's better than ever
"Hess Toy Truck"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hash drug's back and it's better than ever
Original Lyrics:
The Hess Truck's back and it's better than ever
"Hess Toy Truck"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Hess Trunk's packed and it's better that Heather
For Christmas this year, the Hess Trunk's here!
Original Lyrics:
The Hess Truck's back and it's better than ever
For Christmas this year, the Hess Truck's here!
"Honey Nut Cheerios"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's gonna touch your tummy
With the taste of nuts and honey.
Original Lyrics:
It's gonna tempt your tummy
With the taste of nuts and honey.
"Honey Nut Cheerios"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's got a sexy tummy
With the taste of nuts and honey
It's a honey Oreo
It's Honey Nut Cheerios
Original Lyrics:
It's gonna tempt your tummy
With the taste of nuts and honey
It's a honey of an O
It's Honey Nut Cheerios
"Hoover"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nobody doesn't like you
Original Lyrics:
Nobody does it like you
"Icee Treats"
Misheard Lyrics:
Icee, bear of fun.
Original Lyrics:
Icee, full of fun
The mascot of Icee was a polar bear.
"It's So Much Friendlier with Pooh"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pooh's the friendliest bear around
Original Lyrics:
Who's the friendliest bear around?
"It’s Not Okay to Smoke Marijuana"
Misheard Lyrics:
It’s not okay to cut glass.
Original Lyrics:
It’s not okay to cut class.
Really? Tell that to your stained glass window buddies!
"JG Wentworth"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have an a new tee but I need cash now
Original Lyrics:
I have an annuity but I need cash now
"Jeep TV ad jingle"
Misheard Lyrics:
I liver ride, I am! I liver ride, I am!
Original Lyrics:
I live, I ride, I am! I live, I ride, I am!
"Johnson's Baby Shampoo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh baby baby they'll be no more cheers
Original Lyrics:
Oh baby baby they'll be no more tears
"Juicy Fruit"
Misheard Lyrics:
The juice and salt, it gets right to ya!
Original Lyrics:
The juice is soft, it gets right to ya!
"Juicy Fruit"
Misheard Lyrics:
The juice dissolves, it gets right to ya!
Original Lyrics:
The juice is soft, it gets right to ya!
"Kellogg's Fruit Loops"
Misheard Lyrics:
Follow your nose, it always snows
Original Lyrics:
Follow your nose, it always knows.
"Kellogg's Fruit Loops"
Misheard Lyrics:
Follow your nose, it's on his nose.
Original Lyrics:
Follow your nose, it always knows.
"Kellogg's Fruit Loops"
Misheard Lyrics:
For flavors of fruit, just follow your snoot
Original Lyrics:
Follow your nose, it always knows.
"Kellogg's Raisin Bran"
Misheard Lyrics:
Two scoops of raisins in a bucket of Kellog's Raisin Bran.
Original Lyrics:
Two scoops of raisins in a package of Kellogg's Raisin Bran.
"Kellogg's Raisin Bran"
Misheard Lyrics:
Two scoops of raisins in a packet of Kellogg's Raisin Brand.
Original Lyrics:
Two scoops of raisins in a package of Kellogg's Raisin Bran.
"Kit Kat"
Misheard Lyrics:
Give me a break of that Kit Kat Bar
Original Lyrics:
Break me off a piece of that Kit Kat Bar.
"Kit Kat"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me out for pizza and a Kit Kat Bar.
Original Lyrics:
Break me off a piece of that Kit Kat Bar.
"Klondike Bar"
Misheard Lyrics:
No room for a spinnet.
or
No room for a spit.
Original Lyrics:
No room for a stick.
"Kraft Dressing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody's got a taste for crap
Original Lyrics:
Everybody's got a taste for Kraft
"Kraft Macaroni & Cheese"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got the booze
Original Lyrics:
I got the blues
"Kraft"
Misheard Lyrics:
America smells cheese K-R-A-F-T.
Original Lyrics:
America spells cheese K-R-A-F-T.
"Lady Shave"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shame it, shame it, shame it, shame it.
Original Lyrics:
Shave it, shave it, shave it, shave it.
"Lay's Potato Chips"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay's, put the sign on.
Original Lyrics:
Lay's, put your smile on.
"Leaning On Pork"
Misheard Lyrics:
America, you're leading a horse.
Original Lyrics:
America, you're leaning on pork.
"Leptoprin"
Misheard Lyrics:
When is a diet pill worth $153 a Boggle?
Original Lyrics:
When is a diet pill worth $153 a bottle?
"Let's All Go to the Lobby"
Misheard Lyrics:
The chocolate bars are not candy
Original Lyrics:
the chocolate bars and nut candy
"Liberty Mutual"
Misheard Lyrics:
You tolled your brand new car
Original Lyrics:
You totaled your brand new car
"Life Cereal"
Misheard Lyrics:
He likes it!
He likes it!
Original Lyrics:
He likes it!
Hey Mikey!
"Life Cereal"
Misheard Lyrics:
He likey!
Original Lyrics:
Hey Mikey!
"Life Savers"
Misheard Lyrics:
Isn't life malicious?
Original Lyrics:
Isn't life delicious?
"Lionel PlayWorld"
Misheard Lyrics:
Toys, capital, Arthur world
Original Lyrics:
Toy capital of the world
Battle Armor Incredible Hulk adds: "Lionel Play World no longer exists. :-("
"Lite-Brite"
Misheard Lyrics:
Light Bright, making things with light OUT OF SIGHT making things with light brite.
Original Lyrics:
Lite-Brite, making things with light.What a sight, making things with Lite-Brite
"Lite-Brite"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lite-Brite, making beautiful light
Original Lyrics:
Lite-Brite, making things with light
Taken from a Lite-Brite commercial from the late 70s
"Lite-Brite"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lite-Brite, making things with light.
Lite-Brite, making things with light.
Original Lyrics:
Lite-Brite, making things with light.
What a sight, making things with Lite-Brite
"Long John Silver's"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can get your witch
Anytime! Go fish!
Original Lyrics:
You can get your wish
Anytime! Go fish!
"Look For The Union Label"
Misheard Lyrics:
Look for the union label when you are buying a cold dress or blouse
Original Lyrics:
Look for the union label when you are buying a coat, dress, or blouse
"Look For The Union Label"
Misheard Lyrics:
Look for the union ladies
When you are buying a coquettish blouse.
Original Lyrics:
Look for the Union Label
When you are buying a coat, dress or blouse.
"Look For The Union Label"
Misheard Lyrics:
Our wages going to feed the kids, and run the house we work on
But who's complaining?
Original Lyrics:
Our wages going to feed the kids, and run the house
We work hard, but who's complaining?
"Lucky Charms"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucky Lucky Charms
They're mouth-between delicious.
Original Lyrics:
Frosted Lucky Charms
They're magically delicious.
"Lums Restaurant"
Misheard Lyrics:
You get a choice
You get a better choice
When you choose Slumps.
Original Lyrics:
You get a choice
You get a better choice
When you choose Lums.
Lums Restaurants are no longer in existence.
"M&M's - Open Your Hand"
Misheard Lyrics:
Open your hand and snout
Original Lyrics:
Open your hand and smile
"M&M's Chocolate Boot Camp Cadence"
Misheard Lyrics:
The gizmo marshmallow out for a while
To make you open your hand and smile
Original Lyrics:
The M's are marching mile after mile
To make you open your hand and smile
"M&M's Feeling"
Misheard Lyrics:
So I can't breathe
Original Lyrics:
So carefree
"MEDIfacts"
Misheard Lyrics:
This has been many facts for *.
Original Lyrics:
This has been MEDIfacts for *.
Where * is the name of the product advertised
"Maalox"
Misheard Lyrics:
Maalox...kick-ass it.
Original Lyrics:
Maalox...kick acid.
"Martini & Rossi Jingle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Martin and Rossi
Imported the moon on the rocks.
Original Lyrics:
Martini and Rossi
Imported vermouth on the rocks.
"Me and My RC"
Misheard Lyrics:
What's good enough for colored folks
Ain't good enough for me.
Original Lyrics:
What's good enough for other folks
Ain't good enough for me.
Sung by Louise Mandrell
"Meow Mix"
Misheard Lyrics:
Doughnut, liver, and chicken
Original Lyrics:
Tuna, liver, chicken
"Michelob Light"
Misheard Lyrics:
Michelob Light, you're the winners.
Original Lyrics:
Michelob Light for the winners
"Miller Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you've got the dime
We've got the bear
Original Lyrics:
If you've got the time
We've got the beer
"Mount Airy Lodge"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beautiful Mount Hairy Lodge
Original Lyrics:
Beautiful Mount Airy Lodge
"Mount Airy Lodge"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now's the perfect time
And the semen is just right
Original Lyrics:
Now's the perfect time
And the season is just right
"Mountain Dew"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get bird-i-cle whip Dew.
or
Get Miracle Whip Dew.
Original Lyrics:
Get vertical with Dew.
Commercial made in 1992-1993.
"Mr. Pibb"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't suppose I did another wish.
Original Lyrics:
I don't suppose I get another wish.
Wimpy adds: "The man who wished for the Mr. Pibb says these lyrics".
"Nair Hair Remover"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who wears short shorts?
Nancy wears short shorts!
Original Lyrics:
Who wears short shorts?
Nair for short shorts!
"Nair Hair Remover"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whose Nair short shorts
Original Lyrics:
Who wears short shorts?
Nair for short shorts!
"Nestea"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take the Nestea punch
Original Lyrics:
Take the Nestea plunge
"New Coke with Max Headroom"
Misheard Lyrics:
You said the keyword
Original Lyrics:
You said the P word
You said the T-Bird
"Noodle Roni Parmagiana"
Misheard Lyrics:
Noodle Roni Parmagiana,
A bit of ol' Italy.
Original Lyrics:
Noodle Roni Parmesano,
A bit of old Italy.
"Noodle Roni Parmagiana"
Misheard Lyrics:
Noodle Roni Parmagiana
A beautiful Italy.
or
Noodle Roni Parmagiana
A pitiful Italy.
or
Noodle Roni Parmagian
Of beautiful Italy.
Original Lyrics:
Noodle Roni Parmagiana
A bit of ol' Italy.
"Noodle Roni Parmagiana"
Misheard Lyrics:
Noodle roni fettucini
Bit of Italy
Original Lyrics:
Noodle Roni Parmagiana
A bit of ol' Italy.
"Olympia Beer commercial"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pour an oleander, second to none
Original Lyrics:
Pour an "Oly" and you're second to none
"Oly" is a common nickname for the largely defunct Olympia beer brand.
"Optimum"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's 7-7, green on three, f***, f***, f***, aim!
Original Lyrics:
877-393-4448
"Oreck"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you're looking for a horrible vacuum that weighs only 8 lbs.
Original Lyrics:
If you're looking for a powerful vacuum that weighs only 8 lbs.
"Oreo"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a creamy naked chocolate sensation.
Original Lyrics:
It's a creamy lickin' chocolate sensation.
"Oreo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Made forever go together
Original Lyrics:
They forever go together.
"Oscillococcinum"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nip pain in the butt.
Original Lyrics:
Nip pain in the bud.
"Partnership for a Drug-Free America"
Misheard Lyrics:
No one ever says, "I wanna be a chunky when I grow up"
Original Lyrics:
No one ever says, "I wanna be a junkie when I grow up"
"Pedialyte"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your kiss is grape to make it better
Original Lyrics:
You kiss a scrape to make it better
"Pepperidge Farm Goldfish"
Misheard Lyrics:
A wholesome snack that smiles back
Until you bite their hands off.
Original Lyrics:
A wholesome snack that smiles back
Until you bite their heads off.
"Pepperidge Farm Goldfish"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hate Patricia cause she's so malicious!
Original Lyrics:
I love the fishes cause they're so delicious.
"Pepperidge Farm Goldfish"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know they're not nutritious but they're so delicious!
That's goldfishes!
Original Lyrics:
I love the fishes
'Cause they're so delicious
Gone Goldfishin'!
"Pepperidge Farm Goldfish"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love fishes 'cause they're so delicious
Gotta have goldfish!
Original Lyrics:
I love fishes 'cause they're so delicious
Gone Goldfishin'!
"Pepperidge Farm Goldfish"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love fishes 'cuz they're so delicious!
Goggle's fishes!
Original Lyrics:
I love fishes 'cuz they're so delicious!
Gone gold fishin'.
"Pepperidge Farm Goldfish"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love fishies cuz theyre sooo delicious
five gold flavs!
Original Lyrics:
I love fishes cause theyre so delicious
Gone Gold Fishin!
"Pepperidge Farm Goldfish"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love gold fishes 'cause they're so delicious!
Gonna go fishin'!
Original Lyrics:
I love fishes 'cause they're so delicious
Gone Goldfishin'!
"Pepperidge Farm Goldfish"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love goldfishes cause their so delicious.
God's gold fishes!
Original Lyrics:
I love fishes 'cause they're so delicious
Gone Goldfishin'!
"Pepperidge Farm Goldfish"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love the fiction
'Cause they're sold in dishes
Got gold fiction!
Original Lyrics:
I love the fishes
'Cause they're so delicious
Gone Goldfishin'!
"Pepperidge Farm Goldfish"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love the fishes 'cause they're so delicious
gotta go fishing
Original Lyrics:
I love the fishes 'cause they're so delicious
gone goldfishing
"Pepperidge Farm Goldfish"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love the wishing 'cuz they're so made wishes
Got good wishing!
or
I love the mission 'cuz it's made of nicking
Got good mission!
Original Lyrics:
I love the fishes 'cuz they're so delicious
Gone goldfishing!
"Pepperidge Farm Goldfish"
Misheard Lyrics:
Spear a song for goldfish,
we wrote a song for goldfish
Original Lyrics:
Here's a song for goldfish.
We wrote a song for goldfish
"Pepsodent"
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll never wear your underwear
When you brush your teeth with Pepsoment.
Original Lyrics:
You'll wonder where the yellow went
When you brush your teeth with Pepsodent.
"Pepsodent"
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll wonder where the yellow went
When you crush your teeth with Pepsodent.
Original Lyrics:
You'll wonder where the yellow went
When you brush your teeth with Pepsodent.
"Pepto Bismol"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mega, Zeidy, Caro, lunch lady
Yeah, Pepto Bismol.
Original Lyrics:
Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea
Yeah, Pepto Bismol.
"Pepto Bismol"
Misheard Lyrics:
Noshil, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarehha
Yeah, Tony Jackson.
Original Lyrics:
Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea
Yeah, Pepto Bismol.
"Pepto Bismol"
Misheard Lyrics:
Phew! Berry Pepto!
Original Lyrics:
New Cherry Pepto!
"Pert"
Misheard Lyrics:
Watch 'em go with Pert
Original Lyrics:
Wash & Go with Pert
"Phil & Jim's"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lemon juice, lemon juice
Original Lyrics:
Phil and Jim's, Phil and Jim's
Phil & Jim's was an appliance store in the U.S. during the 1980's.
"Pillsbury"
Misheard Lyrics:
My home to yours
Original Lyrics:
My heart to yours
"Pizza Bagel Bites"
Misheard Lyrics:
pizza going down a sofa
Original Lyrics:
Pizza going down so fine
"Pizza Hut"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pizza hot, makin' it great!
Original Lyrics:
Pizza Hut, makin' it great!
"Playskool Clipo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Plinko, Plinko, Plinko
Original Lyrics:
Clipo, Clipo, Clipo
"Playskool jingle (What Will They Think of Next?)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shaving so much day by day
Original Lyrics:
Changing so much day by day
"Poison Control Center (We're Not Candy)"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you're sick, we come in candy...
But...we're not candy!
Original Lyrics:
When you're sick, we come in handy...
But...we're not candy!
"Popeyes Chicken"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lose the 'atta' fast
Original Lyrics:
Louisiana fast
"Popeyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love that dickhead from Popeye
Original Lyrics:
Love that chicken from Popeyes
"Prudential"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Rock, The Prudential
Above and be young
Original Lyrics:
The Rock, The Prudential
Above and beyond
"Put A Smile On (McDonald's TV Commercial Jingle)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get your groove thing on, get your groove thing on
Original Lyrics:
Put a smile on, put a smile on.
"Put A Smile On (McDonald's TV Commercial Jingle)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pull a fire alarm, pull a fire alarm.
Original Lyrics:
Put a smile on, put a smile on.
"Put a Smile On (McDonald's TV Commercial Jingle)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bring the files on, bring the files on.
Original Lyrics:
Put a smile on, put a smile on.
"Raymour and Flanigan"
Misheard Lyrics:
Children see it all.
Original Lyrics:
Two names say it all.
"Raymour and Flanigan"
Misheard Lyrics:
To blave say it all
Original Lyrics:
Two names say it all.
As we all know, "to blave" means "to bluff," (The Princess Bride) I'm glad I'm not alone.
"Raymour and Flanigan"
Misheard Lyrics:
To naysay it all.
Original Lyrics:
Two names say it all.
"Raymour and Flanigan"
Misheard Lyrics:
Today save it all.
Original Lyrics:
Two names say it all.
"Raymour and Flanigan"
Misheard Lyrics:
Too late say it all
Original Lyrics:
Two names say it all.
"Raymour and Flanigan"
Misheard Lyrics:
Too late to see it all.
Original Lyrics:
Two names say it all.
"Raymour and Flanigan"
Misheard Lyrics:
Too late, sing along
Original Lyrics:
Two names say it all.
"Raymour and Flanigan"
Misheard Lyrics:
True they save it all
Original Lyrics:
Two names say it all.
"Raymour and Flanigan"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tune in, see it all.
Original Lyrics:
Two names say it all.
"Raymour and Flanigan"
Misheard Lyrics:
Two days see it all
Original Lyrics:
Two names say it all.
"Raymour and Flanigan"
Misheard Lyrics:
Two lane say it all
Original Lyrics:
Two names say it all.
I have seen these commercials for months now and never knew what they were saying. For the longest time I didn't even think they were real words. Then after dozens of times I thought I heard Two Lane Say it All ...what the hell does mean I thought and what does it that have to do with furniture? Well I am very glad that I know it's Two names say it all, yet that is a pretty lame tag line if you ask me. What do two names say that one does not? It's just bad.
"Raymour and Flanigan"
Misheard Lyrics:
Two legs say it all
Original Lyrics:
Two names say it all.
"Raymour and Flanigan"
Misheard Lyrics:
Two names and you're off
Original Lyrics:
Two names say it all.
"Raymour and Flanigan"
Misheard Lyrics:
Two-Day, Saaale.
Original Lyrics:
Two names say it all.
"Raymour and Flanigan"
Misheard Lyrics:
toolay toosay it all (gibberish, like fa la la lah)
Original Lyrics:
Two names say it all.
"Red Lobster"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're American dogs for seafood.
Original Lyrics:
Where America goes for seafood
"Rice Krispies (A Rice Day)"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's going to be a lice day
Original Lyrics:
It's going to be a rice day
"Rice Krispies"
Misheard Lyrics:
Snack, Clap, and Puff
Right Scriptsies
Original Lyrics:
Snap, Crackle, Pop
Rice Krispies
"Rice-A-Roni"
Misheard Lyrics:
The San Francisco Drink
Original Lyrics:
The San Francisco Treat
"Sara Lee"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nobody does it like Sara Lee.
Original Lyrics:
Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee.
"Sea-Bond"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't taste my dentures anymore
Original Lyrics:
I don't paste my dentures anymore
"Sega Genesis"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't do this unattended
Original Lyrics:
You can't do this on Nintendo
"ShopRite Can Can"
Misheard Lyrics:
From can, toucan, toucan, toucan
Original Lyrics:
From can to can to can to can
"Snickers: Most Satisfying"
Misheard Lyrics:
Prancing nougat in the middle
Original Lyrics:
Prancing nougat in the meadow
"Snickers"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a hundred inside you
Original Lyrics:
There's a hunger inside you
"Soup Starter"
Misheard Lyrics:
Soup Sturter
Original Lyrics:
Soup Starter
"Space Bag"
Misheard Lyrics:
...for the incredibly low price of only $19.99
Original Lyrics:
...for the incredibly low price of only $19.95
"Special K Protein Cereal"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dad?
Original Lyrics:
Donuts?
This commercial features a little girl with box of donuts in hand, trying to sell the donuts.
"Speedway"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Bohemian stars of Speedway
Original Lyrics:
The convenience stores of Speedway
"Spic 'n Span"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's not a hound in dog.
Original Lyrics:
There's not a hound in Georgia.
These lyrics were spoken by the late Minnie Pearl.
"Sportmart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Poor sports, it's Sportmart.
Original Lyrics:
For sports, it's Sportmart.
Sportmart was a sporting goods chain popular in the Chicago area and surrounding states in the 1980s, which later merged with Sports Authority. As a child, I always wondered why their jingle seemed to say "poor sports"....until I learned to read!
"Stop, Drop And Roll"
Misheard Lyrics:
If your clothes catch on fire
Stop, rock 'n' roll.
Original Lyrics:
If your clothes catch on fire
Stop, drop, and roll.
Seriously, you know what to do when your clothes catch fire. Smokey bear says, 'Only you can prevent forest fires!'
"Stouffer's"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chauffeur's
Nothing comes closer to whom?
Original Lyrics:
Stouffer's
Nothing comes closer to home
"Sugar Twin"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sugar Teen
or
Sugar Tween
Original Lyrics:
Sugar Twin
"Sultana Bran Ad"
Misheard Lyrics:
Give me Sultana's from the grape vine
Taste so good, I wonder who just died.
Original Lyrics:
Give me Sultana's from the grape vine
Taste so good, I want them all the time.
"Sunny Delight"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm to like it.
Original Lyrics:
I'm delighted.
These lyrics are spoken rather than sung.
"TD Bank"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's time to bang Hugh in a can
Original Lyrics:
It's time to bank human again
"Tab"
Misheard Lyrics:
Less tatse.
Original Lyrics:
Let's taste!
"Taco Bell Gorditas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Paste Supreme today
Then Santa's fake
Original Lyrics:
Taste Supreme today
Then Santa Fe
"Talbots"
Misheard Lyrics:
Talbots
It's a plastic
Original Lyrics:
Talbots
It's a classic
"Tecfidera"
Misheard Lyrics:
Imagine what you could do with fewer relaxes
Original Lyrics:
Imagine what you could do with fewer relapses
"Tena"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nothing's pissed with Tena twist
Original Lyrics:
Nothing's missed with Tena twist
"Tennessee Pride sausage"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pick up a package two of Tennessee Pride.
Original Lyrics:
Take home ya' a package of Tennessee Pride.
He laughed so hard at me, asking where do they talk like that "package two", really?! I suggested, somewhere in Tennesse,I guess.:) Please confirm! Who is right? Im just saying, who eats a "pound or two" of sausage?! Lol
"Tennessee Pride sausage"
Misheard Lyrics:
They call me a package of Tennessee Pride.
Original Lyrics:
Take home ya' a package of Tennessee Pride.
"The Arbor Day Foundation: Trees Are Terrific!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Carnie's Arbor Day Foundation spreads the worm across the nation about trees
Original Lyrics:
Carly's Arbor Day Foundation spreads the word across the nation about trees
"The Villages"
Misheard Lyrics:
They're filling s***s
Florida's framing this hometown
Original Lyrics:
The Villages
Florida's friendliest hometown
"Tonight, Let It Be Lowenbrau"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here's to good friends, tonight is kinda special
The beer that we hold
Must mean something more somehow.
So tonight, tonight let it be Lowenbrau
Original Lyrics:
Here's to good friends, tonight is kinda special
The beer we'll pour
Must say something more somehow
So tonight, tonight, let it be Lowenbrau.
"Tonight, Let It Be Lowenbrau"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here's to good friends, tonight is kinda special
The beer we're told
Must be something more somehow
So tonight, tonight, let it be Lowenbrau
or
Here's to good friends, tonight is kinda special
The beer is bold
Must be something more somehow
'cause tonight, tonight, let it be Lowenbrau.
or
Here's to good friends. tonight is kinda special
The beer is cold
Must be something more somehow
So tonght, tonight, let it be Lowenbrau.
Original Lyrics:
Here's to good friends, tonight is kinda special
The beer we'll pour
Must say something more somehow
So tonight, tonight, let it be Lowenbrau.
"Tonight, Let It Be Lowenbrau"
Misheard Lyrics:
Used to good friends
Original Lyrics:
Here's to good friends
I used to think this jingle sounded like "When I Need You" by Leo Sayer.
"Toujeo"
Misheard Lyrics:
To jail.
Original Lyrics:
Toujeo.
"Twister"
Misheard Lyrics:
The hot Spock
Original Lyrics:
The hot spot
"Twister"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a farting going down
Original Lyrics:
There's a party going down
"Twister"
Misheard Lyrics:
Twister
The hot stuff
Original Lyrics:
Twister
The hot spot
"Twix ad (uk)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Crunchy, chewy, creamy, f**kin' solid
Original Lyrics:
Crunchy, chewy, creamy, it's all in the hole
"Twix"
Misheard Lyrics:
Two for meat
Nuns for you
Original Lyrics:
Two for me
None for you
"Venus?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm your penis. I've got pliers
Vagina fires.
Original Lyrics:
I'm your Venus, I'm your fire
At your desire
For the razor product known as Venus; song used is a remake of the song "Venus" as originally performed by Shocking Blue (and covered by Bananarama).
"Vlasic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now that's the best chasing pickle I ever hurled
Original Lyrics:
Now that's the best tasting pickle I ever heard
"WCBS-TV Lonnie Quinn"
Misheard Lyrics:
You gotta listen to alarm me, quick!
Original Lyrics:
You gotta listen to Lonnie Quinn
"Walt Disney World"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm growing to Disney World!
Original Lyrics:
I'm going to Disney World!
"Wayfair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nightmare, you got just what I need
Original Lyrics:
Wayfair, you got just what I need
"We're Mollie Stone's (Mollie Stone's Store)"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a vegetable world at Mollie Stone's store
or
It's a festival world at Mollie Stone's store
or
It's a festival world at Mollie Stone's store
Original Lyrics:
It's the best of both worlds at Mollie Stone's store
Mollie Stone's is a small chain of supermarkets in the SF Bay Area
"Weebles"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wheaties water and they don't fall down
Original Lyrics:
Weebles wobble but they don't fall down
"Weight Watchers"
Misheard Lyrics:
Weight Watchers
This is livid
Original Lyrics:
Weight Watchers
This is living
"Wendy's - Where's the Beef?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where's the beep?
Original Lyrics:
Where's the beef?
"Wendy's - You Know When It's Real"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know when it's rail
Original Lyrics:
You know when it's real
"Western Union"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody needs some crash somehow
Original Lyrics:
Everybody needs some cash somehow
"White Diamonds by Elizabeth Taylor"
Misheard Lyrics:
These always brought me love
Original Lyrics:
These always brought me luck
"Wildroot Cream Oil Jingle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Robert Cream Oil, Charlie
Original Lyrics:
(Use) Wildroot Cream Oil, Charlie!
"Wish-Bone Salad Dressing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wish-Bone
World's Most Colorful Paste
Original Lyrics:
Wish-Bone
World's Most Colorful Taste
From a 1995 television ad.
"Woodstock Furniture Outlet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Brand name interiors at outback prices
Original Lyrics:
Brand name interiors at outlet prices
Their slogan used to be "Our values are just your style," but they changed it to "Brand name interiors at outlet prices," and I like the newer slogan better, and don't ask me why, I never will know.
"Wrigley's Spearmint Gum"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's that little mint from Wrigley's Spearmint Gum
Original Lyrics:
It's that little lift from Wrigley's Spearmint Gum
From a TV ad circa 1987
"Wynn Pontiac-Buick-GMC"
Misheard Lyrics:
Say back when
or
Say back Gwen
or
Save at Gwen
Original Lyrics:
Save at Wynn
"York Peppermint Pattie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your Peppermint Pattie
Get the sensation.
Original Lyrics:
York Peppermint Pattie
Get the sensation.

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