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"7UP"
America's dirty 7UP.
America's turning 7UP.
I have no idea what "turn" means in this sense.
"AEtna"
AEtna, I'm glad I'm AEtna.
AEtna, I'm glad I met ya.
"ARS Services"
For wash 'n' wear.
More Western wear.
Ad featured a singing cowboy and some chicks.
"Active People Over 60"
Stay active and you'll grow older
And you will join good help along the way
Join the Act of People over 60 today.
Stay active as you grow older
And you'll enjoy good health along the way
Join the Active people over 60 today.
"Alka Seltzer"
Plop-plop, p*ss-p*ss
Oh, what a relief it is.
Plop-plop, fizz-fizz
Oh, what a relief it is.
"Almond Joy"
Almond Joy's got crunchy almonds
And Judy coconut too.
Almond Joy's got crunchy almonds
And chewy coconut too.
"Ansett Air Lines (Australia)"
Golden goose and stowaway
When you fly Ansett-ANA.
You're in good hands all the way
When you fly Ansett-ANA.
"Applebees Skillet Selections"
Ooh, I like stinky chicken.
Ohh, I like steak 'n' chicken.
"Army Reserve"
In the Army freezer
In the Army Reserve
"Aunt Jemima Whole Wheat Pancakes"
For wheat that's fresh and nutty
Light and clutty.
Whole wheat that's fresh and nutty
Light and fluffy.
"Aunt Jemima"
Nothing beats the taste of her v*****
In the morning.
Nothing beats the taste of Aunt Jemima
In the morning.
"Bain De Soleil Suntan Lotion (jingle)"
Bain de Soleil
For the Central Bay tan.
Bain de Soleil
For the San Tropez tan.
"Bain De Soleil Suntan Lotion (jingle)"
Bain de Soleil
For the Satchel Paige tan.
Bain de Soleil
For the San Tropez tan.
Satchel Paige-one of the best pitchers in the history of baseball and also a very dark-complected black man.
"Bayer Select"
Where the hell does it hurt with Bayer Select
It's the help where it hurts with Bayer Select
"Be Prepared (Boy Scouts' Theme)"
Be prepared, are you ready to hump him more?
Be prepared, are you ready to take a leap?
Be prepared, are you ready to hold the door?
Be prepared, are you ready to take the lead?
"Bic Perfume"
Air is in your pocket
Put Paris in your pocket
"Bic Perfume"
Everythin' you pocket.
or
Every sin you pocket
Put Paris in your pocket.
"Bic Perfume"
It fits in your pocket.
Put Paris in your pocket.
"Big Losantville Carpet Outlet"
This is Don Baird with the Big Ol' Sandal Carpet Outlet.
This is Don Barrett with the Big Losantville Carpet Outlet.
"Big Red gum"
Your fresh breath goes on and on
While you're chewin'.
Your fresh breath goes on and on
While you chew it.
"Breyer's Ice Cream"
Sodium prostate
Sodium phosphate
"Burger King Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch"
Tibbycus bacon chedda ranch
Tendercrisp bacon cheddar ranch
"Burger King's Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch"
Folks don't f*** you 'cause you got the juice.
Folks don't front you 'cause you got the juice.
"Burger King's Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch"
It's the Tippicrest Bacon Cheddar Ranch.
It's the Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch.
As sung by Darius Rucker, lead singer for Hootie and The Blowfish. He's the one in the purple rhinestoned cowboy outfit.
"Burger King"
Who's got the best darn burger
In the whole wide world?
Burger King and die.
Who's got the best darn burger
In the whole wide world?
Burger King and I.
"Campbell's Soup (Campbell's In The Cupboard)"
When it comes to savings, it's the Campbell's you can tank
Campbell's in the cover is like money in the bank.
When it comes to savings, it's the Campbell's you can thank
'Cause Campbell's in the cupboard is like money in the bank.
If you didn't notice before, cupboard is pronounced 'cub-berd'.
"Campbell's Tomato Soup"
Campbell's submits
A possibilities.
Campbell's Tomato Soup
Possibilities.
"Campbell's Tomato Soup"
Campbell's tomato soup
Awesome guillotines.
Campbell's tomato soup
Possibilities
"Campbell's Tomato Soup"
Campells Tomato Boob
Slap my belly, please.
Campbell's Tomato Soup
Possibilities.
"Casino Brand Monterey Jack Cheese Jingle"
Monterey Jack on the line.
Monterey Jack on my mind.
"Cheerios"
Cheerios
Cowabunga feelin'
Cheerios
Powerful-good feelin'
"Cheese Promo"
Jeez, glorious, Jeez
Cheese, glorious cheese
[Ed.'s note: A parody of the song "Food, Glorious Food" from the musical "Oliver".]
"Chiffon Margarine"
If you think it's butt hair
But it's not
It's s***ffon.
If you think it's butter
But it's not
It's Chiffon.
"Chiffon Margarine"
If you think it's butter, but it's snot.
If you think it's butter, but it's not.
"Coca-Cola"
I'd like to buy The World of Coke.
I'd like to buy the world a Coke.
"Colgate Winterfresh Gel"
Get into the spell
A blue Colgate gel.
Get into the spell
of blue Colgate Gel.
"Colgate"
And the cream in your mouth is Colgate.
And the clean in your mouth is Colgate.
"Combo Munch Peanut Brittle Bar"
Peanuts, delicious Nels
or
Peanuts, delicious nails
Peanuts, deliciousness
"Cover Girl"
Easy, breezy, beautiful colored girl
Easy, breezy, beautiful cover girl
"Daily News 'Scratch 'n Match'"
If you're going to batch
you might as h*** get maid for s***.
or
If you're going to hatch
You might as well get Raid for wits.
If you're going to scratch
You might as well get paid for it.
"Dairy Queen"
Meet me at the Cube
or
Meet me at the Q.
or
Meet me at the Q.
Meet me at D.Q.
"Daisy Sour Cream"
Look what you've done with a dollar?
A dollar? A dollar?
Look what you've done with a dollop?
A dollop? A dollop?
"Daisy Sour Cream"
Start with a smile and a dollar.
Start with a smile and a dollop.
"Daisy Sour Cream"
Start with a smile, and a wallop.
Start with a smile and a dollop.
"Daisy Sour Cream"
Start with a smile, and you'll follow.
Start with a smile and a dollop.
"Daisy Sour Cream"
Start with a spoon of a dollar.
Start with a smile and a dollop.
"Daisy Sour Cream"
Stary with a smile and molloa.
Start with a smile and a dollop.
"Daisy Sour Cream"
do do dooooooooooo do doa doa dollop, it's daisy!!!
do do do,
do do a dollop,
do do do
do do a dollop
of daisy!
"Del Monte"
Good things happen when
You green Del Monte corn.
Good things happen when
You bring Del Monte home.
"Detrol LA (Gotta Go Right Now)"
Atta go, have to go right now.
And I don't have to go right now.
"Dodo Internet's Commercial Song"
At nine-nine cheap a month
Connect yourselves with Dodo.
At nine-ninety a month
Connect yourself with Dodo.
Pretty boring ad, I add. I wanna know why the 'Dodo' bird blushes when a guy says that he's a hero.
"Dodo Internet"
At nine-nine cheap a month
Connect yourselves with Dodo.
Dodo dodo internet that flies 9.90 a month
Connect yourself with Dodo.
"Doublemint Gum (early 1990s)"
Double fresh, doublemint, Come on enjoy the mint
Double fresh, double good, Come on and double it
"Doublemint"
But the single most flavorite
Double in the world is
Doublemint, Doublemint
Doublemint Gum.
But the single most favorite
Double in the world is
Double good, double good
Doublemint Gum.
"Eckerd"
We're cola like Eckerd
We're cola make sure.
You're gonna like Eckerd
We're gonna make sure.
"Flintstones Kids"
You're a Flintstones Kids
Ten minutes strong, and growing
We're the Flintstones Kids
Ten million strong, and growing
"Folger's"
The best part of waking up
Is soldiers in your cup.
The best part of waking up
Is Folger's in your cup.
"Folgers Coffee"
The first thought of waking up
Is Folger's in your cup!
The best part of waking up
Is Folger's in your cup!
"Fruity Pebbles Rap"
To get that fruity taste with a lymon and grape!!! Fred!
To get that fruity taste he's gotta trick Fred???
"Go See Cal"
Pussy cow
Go see Cal
Cal is a car dealer based out of California. His commercials have been seen on ABC's "World's Funniest Commercials". specials.
"Go See Cal"
When you want to buy a car, juicy cow.
When you want to buy a car, go see Cal.
"Gotta, Wanna, Needa, Getta , Have A Bojangles"
Gotta woman, need to get a half a Bojangles.
Gotta, wanna, needa, getta, have a Bojangles.
"Hefty Trash Bags"
Hefty, Hefty cinch sap
Wipty, wipty, wipty, Hefty...
Hefty, Hefty cinch sak
Wimpy, wimpy, wimpy, Hefty...
"Hess Toy Truck"
The Hess Trunk's packed and it's better that Heather
For Christmas this year, the Hess Trunk's here!
The Hess Truck's back and it's better than ever
For Christmas this year, the Hess Truck's here!
"Honey Nut Cheerios"
It's gonna touch your tummy
With the taste of nuts and honey.
It's gonna tempt your tummy
With the taste of nuts and honey.
"Hoover"
Nobody doesn't like you
Nobody does it like you
"Icee Treats"
Icee, bear of fun.
Icee, full of fun
The mascot of Icee was a polar bear.
"Juicy Fruit"
The juice dissolves, it gets right to ya!
The juice is soft, it gets right to ya!
"Kellogg's Fruit Loops"
Follow your nose, it's on his nose.
Follow your nose, it always knows.
"Kellogg's Raisin Bran"
Two scoops of raisins in a bucket of Kellog's Raisin Bran.
Two scoops of raisins in a package of Kellogg's Raisin Bran.
"Kellogg's Raisin Bran"
Two scoops of raisins in a packet of Kellogg's Raisin Brand.
Two scoops of raisins in a package of Kellogg's Raisin Bran.
"Kit Kat"
Give me a break of that Kit Kat Bar
Break me off a piece of that Kit Kat Bar.
"Kit Kat"
Take me out for pizza and a Kit Kat Bar.
Break me off a piece of that Kit Kat Bar.
"Klondike Bar"
No room for a spinnet.
or
No room for a spit.
No room for a stick.
"Kraft"
America smells cheese K-R-A-F-T.
America spells cheese K-R-A-F-T.
"Lady Shave"
Shame it, shame it, shame it, shame it.
Shave it, shave it, shave it, shave it.
"Lay's Potato Chips"
Lay's, put the sign on.
Lay's, put your smile on.
"Leaning On Pork"
America, you're leading a horse.
America, you're leaning on pork.
"Lionel Play World"
Toys, capital, Arthur world
Toy capital of the world
Battle Armor Incredible Hulk adds: "Lionel Play World no longer exists. :-("
"Little Baby All Gone Jingle"
My baby other
My baby All Gone
This is always on tv in the run-up to Christmas.
"Long John Silver's"
You can get your witch
Anytime! Go fish!
You can get your wish
Anytime! Go fish!
"Look For The Union Label"
Look for the union ladies
When you are buying a coquettish blouse.
Look for the Union Label
When you are buying a coat, dress or blouse.
"Look For The Union Label"
Our wages going to feed the kids
And run the house we work on
But who's complaining?
Our wages going to feed the kids, and run the house
We work hard, but who's complaining?
"Look For the Union Label"
Look for the union label when you are buying a cold dress or blouse
Look for the union label when you are buying a coat, dress, or blouse
"Lucky Charms"
Lucky Lucky Charms
They're mouth-between delicious.
Frosted Lucky Charms
They're magically delicious.
"Maalox"
Maalox...kick a**-it.
Maalox...kick acid.
"Martini & Rossi Jingle"
Martin and Rossi
Imported the moon on the rocks.
Martini and Rossi
Imported vermouth on the rocks.
"Me & My RC"
What's good enough for colored folks
Ain't good enough for me.
What's good enough for other folks
Ain't good enough for me.
"Meow Mix"
Doughnut, liver, and chicken
Tuna, liver, chicken
"Michelob Light"
Michelob Light, you're the winners.
Michelob Light for the winners
"Mountain Dew"
Get bird-i-cle whip Dew.
or
Get Miracle Whip Dew.
Get vertical with Dew.
Commercial made in 1992-1993.
"Mr. Pibb"
I don't suppose I did another wish.
I don't suppose I get another wish.
Wimpy adds: "The man who wished for the Mr. Pibb says these lyrics".
"Nair Hair Remover"
Who wears short shorts?
Nancy wears short shorts!
Who wears short shorts?
Nair for short shorts!
"Noodle Roni Parmagiana"
Noodle Roni Parmagiana
A beautiful Italy.
or
Noodle Roni Parmagiana
A pitiful Italy.
or
Noodle Roni Parmagian
Of beautiful Italy.
Noodle Roni Parmagiana
A bit of ol' Italy.
"Oreo"
It's a creamy naked chocolate sensation.
It's a creamy lickin' chocolate sensation.
"Oreo"
Made forever go together
They forever go together.
"Pepperidge Farm Goldfish"
A wholesome snack that smiles back
Until you bite their hands off.
A wholesome snack that smiles back
Until you bite their heads off.
"Pepperidge Farm Goldfish"
I hate Patricia cause she's so malicious!
I love the fishes cause they're so delicious.
"Pepperidge Farm Goldfish"
I love fishes 'cause they're so delicious
Gotta have goldfish!
I love fishes 'cause they're so delicious
Gone Goldfishin'!
"Pepperidge Farm Goldfish"
I love fishes 'cuz they're so delicious!
Goggle's fishes!
I love fishes 'cuz they're so delicious!
Gone gold fishin'.
"Pepperidge Farm Goldfish"
I love the fiction
'Cause they're sold in dishes
Got gold fiction!
I love the fishes
'Cause they're so delicious
Gone Goldfishin'!
"Pepperidge Farm Goldfish"
I love the fishes 'cause they're so delicious
gotta go fishing
I love the fishes 'cause they're so delicious
gone goldfishing
"Pepperidge Farm Goldfish"
I love the wishing 'cuz they're so made wishes
Got good wishing!
or
I love the mission 'cuz it's made of nicking
Got good mission!
I love the fishes 'cuz they're so delicious
Gone goldfishing!
"Pepperidge Farm Goldfish"
Spear a song for goldfish,
we wrote a song for goldfish
Here's a song for goldfish.
We wrote a song for goldfish
"Pepsodent"
You'll never wear your underwear
When you brush your teeth with Pepsoment.
You'll wonder where the yellow went
When you brush your teeth with Pepsodent.
"Pepsodent"
You'll wonder where the yellow went
When you crush your teeth with Pepsodent.
You'll wonder where the yellow went
When you brush your teeth with Pepsodent.
"Pepto Bismol"
Mega, Zeidy, Caro, lunch lady
Yeah, Pepto Bismol.
Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea
Yeah, Pepto Bismol.
"Pepto Bismol"
Noshil, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarehha
Yeah, Tony Jackson.
Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea
Yeah, Pepto Bismol.
"Pepto Bismol"
Phew! Berry Pepto!
New Cherry Pepto!
"Pizza Hut"
Pizza hot, makin' it great!
Pizza Hut, makin' it great!
"Playskool Clipo"
Plinko, Plinko, Plinko
Clipo, Clipo, Clipo
"Put A Smile On (McDonald's TV Commercial Jingle)"
Get your groove thing on, get your groove thing on
Put a smile on, put a smile on.
"Put A Smile On (McDonald's TV Commercial Jingle)"
Pull a fire alarm, pull a fire alarm.
Put a smile on, put a smile on.
"Raymour and Flanigan"
Children see it all.
Two names say it all.
"Raymour and Flanigan"
Too late, sing along
Two names say it all.
"Red Lobster"
We're American dogs for seafood.
Where America goes for seafood
"Rock Lords"
Rock Lords: Power from living rocks.
Rock Lords: Powerful living rocks.
"Sara Lee"
Nobody does it like Sara Lee.
Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee.
"Spic 'n Span"
There's not a hound in dog.
There's not a hound in Georgia.
These lyrics were spoken by the late Minnie Pearl.
"Stop, Drop And Roll"
If you're clothes catch on fire
Stop, rock 'n' roll.
If you're clothes catch on fire
Stop, drop, and roll.
Seriously, you know what to do when your clothes catch fire. Smokey bear says, 'Only you can prevent forest fires!'
"Sultana Bran Ad"
Give me Sultana's from the grape vine
Taste so good, I wonder who just died.
Give me Sultana's from the grape vine
Taste so good, I want them all the time.
"Sunny Delight"
I'm to like it.
I'm delighted.
These lyrics are spoken rather than sung.
"Tab"
Less tatse.
Let's taste!
"Tennessee Pride sausage"
They call me a package of Tennessee Pride.
Take home ya' a package of Tennessee Pride.
"Twix ad (uk)"
Crunchy, chewy, creamy, f**kin' solid
Crunchy, chewy, creamy, it's all in the hole
"Wildroot Cream Oil Jingle"
Robert Cream Oil, Charlie
(Use) Wildroot Cream Oil, Charlie!
"Wynn Pontiac-Buick-GMC"
Say back when
or
Say back Gwen
or
Save at Gwen
Save at Wynn
"York Peppermint Pattie"
Your Peppermint Pattie
Get the sensation.
York Peppermint Pattie
Get the sensation.