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Song Parodies:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Slinky Jingle" | "Nap Time" | Nathaniel Ralston |
Misheard Lyrics:
"Breyer's Ice Cream"
Misheard Lyrics: Sodium prostate
Original Lyrics: Sodium phosphate
| "Pepperidge Farm Goldfish"
Misheard Lyrics: I love fishes 'cause they're so delicious
Gotta have goldfish! Original Lyrics: I love fishes 'cause they're so delicious
Gone Goldfishin'! |
"Hoover"
Misheard Lyrics: Nobody doesn't like you
Original Lyrics: Nobody does it like you
| "Kraft"
Misheard Lyrics: America smells cheese K-R-A-F-T.
Original Lyrics: America spells cheese K-R-A-F-T.
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Misheard Lyrics Story:
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"Colgate"
Misheard Lyrics: And the cream in your mouth is Colgate.
Original Lyrics: And the clean in your mouth is Colgate.
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Wimpy When I thought they were saying 'cream in your mouth', it brought to my mind a little boy with Colgate toothpaste in his mouth. All of a sudden' he opens his mouth and shows everybody the toothpaste in his mouth. How sickeningly disgusting! It almost makes me gag just thinking about it. :-( |
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Song Parody Fragments:
"Crisco Shortening commercial"
Better Lyrics:
...Quit cooking with Crisco,
It's all vegetable, it's detestable.
It's all vegetable, it's detestable.
Original Lyrics:
This is Sandy Becker saying,
Keep on cooking with Crisco,
It's all vegetable, it's digestible.
Keep on cooking with Crisco,
It's all vegetable, it's digestible.
Submitted by: Doug Montgomery
"Salem Cigarette Jingle"
Better Lyrics:
You can take Salem out of the country, but
Then they'll get you hauled away to prison.
Then they'll get you hauled away to prison.
Original Lyrics:
You can take Salem out of the country, but
You can't take the country out of Salem
You can't take the country out of Salem
Submitted by: Dylan Baranski
"Salem Cigarette jingle"
Better Lyrics:
You can put Salem into the ad-man's butt
Original Lyrics:
You can take Salem out of the country, but
You can't take the country out of Salem
You can't take the country out of Salem
Submitted by: Doug Montgomery
Misrhymed Lyrics:
"Doublemint Twins We're Back Jingle"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: We're the Doublemint Twins
And we're back to say You didn't double your pleasure You just doubled your pain Why They're Misrhymed: You would think twin blonde chicks would find two words that would rhyme with each other. (: rolled eyes)
Submitted by: TV
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Bad Grammar in Song Lyrics:
"Advantix"
The Lyrics: There ain't no bugs on me.
Why: Shouldn't that be 'There ARE no bugs on me'?
Submitted by: Wimpy
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Song Title Spoonerisms:
"Nothing Greets A Late Bear Of Peg's" originally "Nothing Beats A Great Pair Of L'Eggs"
Submitted by: Kristin Hadley's Boyfriend
