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Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"It's Slinky""It's Twinkie"Fat Boy
"Slinky Jingle""Nap Time"Nathaniel Ralston

Misheard Lyrics:

"Beatrice Foods"
Misheard Lyrics:
Weird Beatrice
Original Lyrics:
We're Beatrice
"Optima Tax Relief"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hop 'til my taxi leaves
Original Lyrics:
Optima Tax Relief
"Cotton Incorporated"
Misheard Lyrics:
The faggot of our lives
Original Lyrics:
The fabric of our lives
"Almond Joy/Mounds"
Misheard Lyrics:
Almond Joy's got real milk chocolate
Coconut and crunchy nuts too
Mounds got deep dark chocolate
And Jewish coconut, moo
Original Lyrics:
Almond Joy's got rich milk chocolate
Coconut and munchy nuts too
Mounds got deep dark chocolate
And chewy coconut, ooh
There are additional Commercial misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"JG Wentworth"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have to take a pee anally but I have a stuffed up ass now!!
Original Lyrics:
I have an annuity but I need cash now

Story about this misheard lyric by: Daka

The funny story about this is that it's true. It's what I heard when the song came on and I really needed to take a big s*** and pi*s through my ass.

There are additional Commercial misheard stories available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"I'd Like to Sing the World a Song"
Better Lyrics:
I'd like to buy the World a drink
And tell it jokes and stuff
Then bang it in an unstairs room
Until we've had enough
And then our friends would all come in
To toke and get real high
And after that we'd all shoot up
And kiss the World good-bye!
Original Lyrics:
I'd like to buy the world a home
And furnish it with love
Grow apple trees and honey bees
And snow white turtle doves.
I'd like to teach the world to sing
In perfect harmony
I'd like to buy the world a Coke
And keep it company
Submitted by: Mike Juergens
Better Lyrics:
Drones are homing,
they're scanning Gaza streets
Drones are homing,
Hamas rockets they seek
Qassams, near buildings, cause unease
Retaliation killing spree
Drones are homing,
they're scanning Gaza streets!
(Firing, Firing)

Original Lyrics:
the San Francisco Treat
the flavor can't be beat
One pan, no boiling, cooking ease
A Flavor that is sure to please
the San Francisco treat!
(Ding, Ding)

Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"Town Fair Tire Jingle"
Better Lyrics:
Lame brands at ripoff prices-
Unfair Tire!
Original Lyrics:
Name brands at discount prices-
Town Fair Tire!
Submitted by: Dylan Baranski
There are additional Commercial parody fragments available.

Misrhymed Song Lyrics:

"Doublemint Twins We're Back Jingle"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
We're the Doublemint Twins
And we're back to say
You didn't double your pleasure
You just doubled your pain
Why They're Misrhymed:
You would think twin blonde chicks would find two words that would rhyme with each other. (: rolled eyes)
Submitted by: TV

Bad Grammar in Song Lyrics:

"Handi Wipes "
The Lyrics:
It takes a whole roll of paper towels
To do the work of one Handi Wipes.
Even though the brand name is Handi Wipes, it should still be "handi wipe" when referring to one sheet.
Submitted by: Sheila Oh
The Lyrics:
There ain't no bugs on me.
Shouldn't that be 'There ARE no bugs on me'?
Submitted by: Wimpy

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"Reese's C-Nut Butter Pups" originally "Reese's Peanut Butter Cups"
Submitted by: Opie M.
"Reese's Bean Nut Cutter Pups" originally "Reese's Peanut Butter Cups"
Submitted by: Opie M.
"Nothing Greets A Late Bear Of Peg's" originally "Nothing Beats A Great Pair Of L'Eggs"
Submitted by: Kristin Hadley's Boyfriend

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