Song Parodies -> Fragments -> Commercial
These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Commercial.
Commercial's, "Crisco Shortening commercial"
Better Lyrics:
...Quit cooking with Crisco,
It's all vegetable, it's detestable.
It's all vegetable, it's detestable.
Original Lyrics:
This is Sandy Becker saying,
Keep on cooking with Crisco,
It's all vegetable, it's digestible.
Keep on cooking with Crisco,
It's all vegetable, it's digestible.
Submitted by: Doug Montgomery
Commercial's, "Salem Cigarette Jingle"
Better Lyrics:
You can take Salem out of the country, but
Then they'll get you hauled away to prison.
Then they'll get you hauled away to prison.
Original Lyrics:
You can take Salem out of the country, but
You can't take the country out of Salem
You can't take the country out of Salem
Submitted by: Dylan Baranski
Commercial's, "Town Fair Tire Jingle"
Better Lyrics:
Lame brands at ripoff prices-
Unfair Tire!
Unfair Tire!
Original Lyrics:
Name brands at discount prices-
Town Fair Tire!
Town Fair Tire!
Submitted by: Dylan Baranski
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