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Commercial
Commercial's, "Crisco Shortening commercial"
Better Lyrics:
...Quit cooking with Crisco,
It's all vegetable, it's detestable.
It's all vegetable, it's detestable.
Original Lyrics:
This is Sandy Becker saying,
Keep on cooking with Crisco,
It's all vegetable, it's digestible.
Keep on cooking with Crisco,
It's all vegetable, it's digestible.
Submitted by: Doug Montgomery
Commercial's, "I'd Like to Sing the World a Song"
Better Lyrics:
I'd like to buy the World a drink
And tell it jokes and stuff
Then bang it in an unstairs room
Until we've had enough
And then our friends would all come in
To toke and get real high
And after that we'd all shoot up
And kiss the World good-bye!
And tell it jokes and stuff
Then bang it in an unstairs room
Until we've had enough
And then our friends would all come in
To toke and get real high
And after that we'd all shoot up
And kiss the World good-bye!
Original Lyrics:
I'd like to buy the world a home
And furnish it with love
Grow apple trees and honey bees
And snow white turtle doves.
I'd like to teach the world to sing
In perfect harmony
I'd like to buy the world a Coke
And keep it company
And furnish it with love
Grow apple trees and honey bees
And snow white turtle doves.
I'd like to teach the world to sing
In perfect harmony
I'd like to buy the world a Coke
And keep it company
Submitted by: Mike Juergens
Commercial's, "Rice-A-Roni"
Better Lyrics:
Drones are homing,
they're scanning Gaza streets
Drones are homing,
Hamas rockets they seek
Qassams, near buildings, cause unease
Retaliation killing spree
Drones are homing,
they're scanning Gaza streets!
(Firing, Firing)
they're scanning Gaza streets
Drones are homing,
Hamas rockets they seek
Qassams, near buildings, cause unease
Retaliation killing spree
Drones are homing,
they're scanning Gaza streets!
(Firing, Firing)
Original Lyrics:
Rice-A-Roni,
the San Francisco Treat
Rice-A-Roni,
the flavor can't be beat
One pan, no boiling, cooking ease
A Flavor that is sure to please
Rice-A-Roni,
the San Francisco treat!
(Ding, Ding)
the San Francisco Treat
Rice-A-Roni,
the flavor can't be beat
One pan, no boiling, cooking ease
A Flavor that is sure to please
Rice-A-Roni,
the San Francisco treat!
(Ding, Ding)
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Commercial's, "Salem Cigarette Jingle"
Better Lyrics:
You can take Salem out of the country, but
Then they'll get you hauled away to prison.
Then they'll get you hauled away to prison.
Original Lyrics:
You can take Salem out of the country, but
You can't take the country out of Salem
You can't take the country out of Salem
Submitted by: Dylan Baranski
Commercial's, "Town Fair Tire Jingle"
Better Lyrics:
Lame brands at ripoff prices-
Unfair Tire!
Unfair Tire!
Original Lyrics:
Name brands at discount prices-
Town Fair Tire!
Town Fair Tire!
Submitted by: Dylan Baranski
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