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These are song lyrics for songs that we think are better or funnier than the original songs. Entries are broken down by the performer's name.
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Don McLean's, "American Pie"
Better Lyrics: It was some time ago,
It was at a picnic we were eating normal food one day. Then some old lady, acting odd Put really weird stuff in her bod, And didn’t stop till they took her away. She first sent a fly to her stomach. Part of her appetite eccentric. She ran around eating, Like a T Rex on a fling. Some weird logic she did apply as her stomach became a pig sty. But never did we learn just why, She went and ate that fly. We started singin’, My, my, she just swallowed a fly, Then a spider went inside her, and her plate she piled high. With so much stuff, it would make anyone cry, This’ll be the day that she dies. This’ll be the day that she dies. Original Lyrics: A long long time ago
I can still remember how that music used to make me smile And I knew if I had my chance That I could make those people dance And maybe they'd be happy for a while. But February made me shiver With every paper I'd deliver Bad news on the doorstep I couldn't take one more step I can't remember if I cried When I read about his widowed bride But something touched me deep inside The day the music died (I started singing) So bye-bye, Miss American Pie Drove my Chevy to the levee But the levee was dry Then good old boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye, singin' this'll be the day that I die. This'll be the day that I die. Submitted by: Doug Baseball
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Peter Gabriel's, "Big Time"
Better Lyrics: My paw is getting bigger
My head is getting bigger My heart is getting bigger And my back My face is getting bigger And my thing ain't gonna count Look at my legs in my stance And my big tail... Big big big big big big big Original Lyrics: My car is getting bigger
My house is getting bigger My eyes are getting bigger And my bath My belly is getting bigger And my bank account Look at my circumstance And the bulge in my big big big big big big big Submitted by: Colin Slater
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| The Skuz | 11 |
| Mickey D. | 11 |
| was | 10 |
| Linus Pierce | 9 |
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