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Song Parodies -> Fragments -> The Divinyls

These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by The Divinyls.

The Divinyls

The Divinyls', "I Touch Myself"
Better Lyrics:
I love myself
'Cause no one else loves me
I exposed my a**
And legs on MTV
My face is pale
I wear fishnet stockings
I am scantily clad
Because I'm so ugly
I can't get sex from anybody else
So I eye the mirror and touch myself
Original Lyrics:
I love myself
I want you to love me
When Iīm feeling down
I want you above me
I search myself
I want you to find me
I forget myself
I want you to remind me
I donīt want anybody else
When I think about you I touch myself
Submitted by: newave
Divinyls', "I Touch Myself"
Better Lyrics:
I won't stop wearing shoddy pearls
When I think I look cool
I hug myself
Original Lyrics:
I don't want anybody else
When I think about you
I touch myself
Submitted by: Magic Pudding
Divinyls', "I Touch Myself"
Better Lyrics:
When I hear that damn song I run away
Original Lyrics:
When I think about you I touch myself
Submitted by: Amanda

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