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Song Parodies -> Fragments -> Paul Simon

These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Paul Simon.

Paul Simon

Paul Simon's, "50 Ways To Leave Your Lover"
Better Lyrics:
50 ways to clean your gutters
Original Lyrics:
50 ways to leave your lover
Submitted by: white trash
Paul SImon's, "Kodachrome"
Better Lyrics:
Mama don' take my chromosomes away
Original Lyrics:
Mama don't take my Kodachrome away
Submitted by: Mark Silverman

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