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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Paul Simon that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

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"50 Ways To Leave Your Lover" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Danke schoen, Babbett.
Original Lyrics:
I appreciate that.
"50 Ways To Leave Your Lover" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Danke schoen, Babbett
Original Lyrics:
I appreciate that
"50 Ways To Leave Your Lover" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't need to be Cordoroy
Original Lyrics:
Don't need to be coy Roy
"50 Ways To Leave Your Lover" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There must be 50 ways to clean your oven
or
Fifty Ways To Fool Your Mother
or
Fifty Ways To Fool Your Mother
Original Lyrics:
There must be 50 ways to leave your lover
"50 Ways To Leave Your Lover" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don't need a discussion
Just drop off the keely
And set yourself free
Original Lyrics:
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free
"50 Ways To Leave Your Lover" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss, Mus
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free
Original Lyrics:
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free
"50 Ways To Leave Your Lover" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don't need to kiss my butt
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free
Original Lyrics:
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free
"50 Ways To Leave Your Lover" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I said Ricochet that
Original Lyrics:
I said I appreciate that
"50 Ways To Leave Your Lover" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just slip out the blackjack,
make a new plant stand
Original Lyrics:
Just slip out the back, Jack.
Make a new plan, Stan
"50 Ways To Leave Your Lover" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Make a new flan stand.
Original Lyrics:
Make a new plan, Stan.
"50 Ways To Leave Your Lover" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No need to be corduroy.
Original Lyrics:
No need to be coy, Roy.
"50 Ways To Leave Your Lover" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No need to wear corduroys.
Original Lyrics:
No need to be coy, Roy.
"50 Ways To Leave Your Lover" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That's okay, Babs.
Original Lyrics:
I appreciate that.
"50 Ways To Leave Your Lover" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't need McCoy, Roy.
Original Lyrics:
You don't need to be coy, Roy.
"50 Ways To Leave Your Lover" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't need a decoy, Roy.
Original Lyrics:
You don't need to be coy, Roy.
"50 Ways To Leave Your Lover" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't need to be caught, Roy.
Original Lyrics:
You don't need to be coy, Roy.
"50 Ways To Leave Your Lover" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't need to be corduroy
Original Lyrics:
You don't need to be coy, Roy
"50 Ways to Leave Your Lover" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't have to be corduroy.
Original Lyrics:
Don't have to be coy Roy.
"50 Ways to Leave Your Lover" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pop on the bus, Gus
Original Lyrics:
Hop on the bus, Gus
"All Around The World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Elvis is the watermelon.
Original Lyrics:
Ever since the watermelon
"All Around the World/The Myth of Fingerprints" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Elvis is the watermelon.
Original Lyrics:
Ever since the watermelon.
"All Around the World/The Myth of Fingerprints" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Elvis is the watermelon
Original Lyrics:
Ever since the watermelon
The real version's almost as strange as the way I heard it, but I think my way's funnier.
"Cecilia"
Misheard Lyrics:
I fall on the floor and I lactate
Original Lyrics:
I fall on the floor and I laughing
"Cecilia"
Misheard Lyrics:
I fell on the floor and I liked it.
Original Lyrics:
I fall on the floor and I'm laughing.
"Cool, Cool River"
Misheard Lyrics:
Womanizer's urge to break and run
Original Lyrics:
Who denies his urge to break and run.
"Diamonds On The Soles Of Her Shoes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sing Tanana
Tanana ah.
Original Lyrics:
Sing ta na na
Ta na na na
Frank Tanana, pitcher with 240 career victories, 1973-1993.
"Diamonds on the Soles of Her Shoes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Diamonds on the sorcerer's shoes
Original Lyrics:
Diamonds on the soles of her shoes
"Everything About It Is A Love Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bob Dylan has struggled for the right combination of words.
Original Lyrics:
Locked in a struggle for the right combination of words
"Father and Daughter"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna watch you try
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna watch you shine
From The Wild Thornberrys Movie (2002).
"Give In To My Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Give in to Milo
Original Lyrics:
Give in to my love
"Graceland" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
As if I didn't notice the way she brushed her hair and farted.
Original Lyrics:
As if I didn't notice the way she brushed her hair from her forehead.
"Graceland" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
As if I never noticed
The way she brushed her hair from far ahead.
Original Lyrics:
As if I never noticed
The way she brushed her hair from her forehead.
"Graceland" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
As if I'd never noticed
The way she brushed her hair from her forehead.
Original Lyrics:
As if I'd never noticed
The way she brushed her hair from her fart head.
"Graceland" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
As if I'd never noticed
The way she brushed her hair and farted
Original Lyrics:
As if I'd never noticed
The way she brushed her hair from her forehead
"Graceland" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Far away, a wellie blew up.
Original Lyrics:
Far away, a well-lit door
"Graceland" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Graceland, Graceland, breakfast in the sea
Original Lyrics:
Graceland, Graceland, Memphis Tennessee
"Graceland" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Greasefire
Original Lyrics:
Graceland
"Graceland" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm going to grapes, man
Original Lyrics:
I'm going to Graceland
"Graceland" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She brushed her hair and farted.
Original Lyrics:
She brushed her hair from her forehead.
"Graceland" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The way she brushed her hair and farted.
Original Lyrics:
The way she brushed her hair from her forehead.
"Graceland" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The way she brushed her hair and farted
Original Lyrics:
The way she brushed her hair from her forehead
"Graceland" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The way she brushed her hair and farted
Original Lyrics:
The way she brushed her hair from her forehead
"Graceland" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The way she brushed her hair and farted
Original Lyrics:
The way she brushed her hair from her forehead
"Graceland" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The way she brushed her hair was foreign.
Original Lyrics:
The way she brushed her hair from her forehead.
"Graceland" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The way she combed her hair and farted
Original Lyrics:
The way she brushed her hair from her forehead
"I Do It for Your Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I do reform your love.
Original Lyrics:
I do it for your love.
"I Know What I Know" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I know what I know I say what I say
Original Lyrics:
I know what I know I'll sing what I said
"Kodachrome" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gotta go
And give them these nighttime collars
Original Lyrics:
Kodachrome
They give us those nice bright colors
"Kodachrome" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Home Phone
Original Lyrics:
Kodachrome
"Kodachrome" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I am a night con gambler
Original Lyrics:
I've got a Nikon camera
"Kodachrome" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got a nice cold camper
I love to take it for a ride.
Original Lyrics:
I got a Nikon camera
I love to take a photograph.
"Kodachrome" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got a nice home camper, I like to take it for a ride,
So mama don't take my motor home away.
Original Lyrics:
I got a Nikon camera I like to take a photograph
So mama, don't take my Kodachrome away.
"Kodachrome" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got a night cold camera.
or
I got a nice gold camera.
or
I'm not a night drawn gambler.
or
I got a knife gone camera.
Original Lyrics:
I got a Nikon camera.
"Kodachrome" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I gotta nice girl Glenda
I like to take her for a drive
Original Lyrics:
I've got a Nikon Camera
I like to take a photograph
"Kodachrome" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got a nice contender
I wanna take him for a ride
Original Lyrics:
I've got a Nikon camera
I love to take a photograph
"Kodachrome" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got a night on agenda.
Original Lyrics:
I got a Nikon camera.
"Kodachrome" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got an icon camera.
Original Lyrics:
I've got a Nikon camera.
"Kodachrome" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got my Kodak camera.
Original Lyrics:
I got a Nikon camera.
"Kodachrome" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got my co-camera
Original Lyrics:
I've got a Nikon camera
"Kodachrome" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Makes you think all the words on a summer's day
Original Lyrics:
Makes you think all the words of a sunny day
"Kodachrome" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama don't take my chromosomes away
Original Lyrics:
Mama don't take my Kodachrome away
"Kodachrome" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama don't take my clothes and throw 'em,
Mama don't take my clothes and throw 'em away
Original Lyrics:
Mama don't take my Kodachrome,
Mama don't take my Kodachrome away
"Kodachrome" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama don't take my clothes and throw 'em
Mama don't take my clothes and throw 'em
Mama don't take my clothes and throw 'em away
Original Lyrics:
Mama don't take my Kodachrome
Mama don't take my Kodachrome
Mama don't take my Kodachrome away
"Kodachrome" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama don't take my coat and go away.
Original Lyrics:
Mama don't take my Kodachrome away.
"Kodachrome" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama don't take my coat and throw it
Mama don't take my coat and throw it
Mama don't take my coat and throw it away.
Original Lyrics:
Mama don't take my Kodachrome
Mama don't take my Kodachrome
Mama don't take my Kodachrome away.
"Kodachrome" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama don't take my cordless phone away.
Original Lyrics:
Mama don't take my Kodachrome away.
"Kodachrome" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama don't take my corn pone away.
or
Mama don't take my chloroform away.
Original Lyrics:
Mama don't take my Kodachrome away.
"Kodachrome" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama don't take my corn pone away.
Original Lyrics:
Mama don't take my Kodachrome away.
"Kodachrome" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama don't take my corn pone away
Original Lyrics:
Mama don't take my Kodachrome away
"Kodachrome" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama don't take my country home
Mama don't take my country home
Mama don't take my country homeaway.
Original Lyrics:
Mama don't take my Kodachrome
Mama don't take my Kodachrome
Mama don't take my Kodachrome away.
"Kodachrome" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama don't take my forty four
Mama don't take my forty four away.
Original Lyrics:
Mama don't take my Kodachrome
Mama don't take my Kodachrome away.
"Kodachrome" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama don't take my pony home
Mama don't take my pony home away
Original Lyrics:
Mama don't take my Kodachrome
Mama don't take my Kodachrome away.
"Kodachrome" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama don't throw my Gold Comb away
Original Lyrics:
So mama don't take my Kodachrome away
"Kodachrome" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama, don't take my chrome comb away.
Original Lyrics:
Mama, don't take my Kodachrome away.
"Kodachrome" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama, don't take my clothes and throw 'em away.
Original Lyrics:
Mama, don't take my Kodachrome away.
"Kodachrome" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama, don't take my coat n' comb away.
Original Lyrics:
Mama, don't take my Kodachrome away.
"Kodachrome" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama, don't take my cordless phone
Original Lyrics:
Mama, don't take my Kodachrome
"Kodachrome" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mamma don't take my motor home away.
Original Lyrics:
Mamma don't take my Kodachrome away.
"Kodachrome" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Momma don't take my coat and comb away.
Original Lyrics:
Momma don't take my Kodachrome away.
"Kodachrome" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Momma don't take my comb and go away
Original Lyrics:
Momma don't take my Kodachrome away
"Kodachrome" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Momma don't take my cone and go away
Original Lyrics:
Momma don't take my Kodachrome away
"Kodachrome" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Momma, don't take my coat of chrome.
Original Lyrics:
Momma, don't take my Kodachrome away.
"Kodachrome" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Please don't take my homegrown away.
Original Lyrics:
So Mama, don't take my Kodachrome away.
"Kodachrome" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So mama, don't take my chrome comb away
or
So mama, don't take my comb and comb away
or
So mama, don't take my old diploma away.
Original Lyrics:
So mama, don't take my Kodachrome away.
"Kodachrome" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So, Mama, don't take my homegrown away.
Original Lyrics:
So, Mama, don't take my Kodachrome away.
"Kodaxhrone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Momma, don't take my homegrown, Momma, don't take my homegrown, Momma, don't take my homegrown away Leave my pot all alone Momma, don't take my homegrown away
Original Lyrics:
Mama don't take my Kodachrome Mama don't take my Kodachrome Mama don't take my Kodachrome away Mama don't take my Kodachrome Leave your boy so far from home Mama don't take my Kodachrome away Mama don't take my Kodachrome Mama don't take my Kodachrome away
"Late In The Evening" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I was underage on the monkey bar.
Original Lyrics:
I was underage in this funky bar.
"Late In The Evening" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My mother laughed away some lady's doom.
Original Lyrics:
My mother laughed the way some ladies do.
"Late In The Evening" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Stepped outside and I said to myself 'Okay'.
Original Lyrics:
Stepped outside and I smoked myself a J.
"Late in the Evening" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I stepped outside and I smoked myself a joint.
Original Lyrics:
I stepped outside to smoke myself a J.
"Loves Me Like A Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hoodoo, hoodoo you think you're foolin'?
Original Lyrics:
Who do, who do you think you're foolin'?
"Loves Me Like A Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a constipated board.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a consecrated boy.
"Loves Me Like A Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a constipated boy.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a conscrated boy.
Editor's note: The word "She" is NOT part of the title.
"Loves Me Like A Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a constipated man
Original Lyrics:
I'm a consumated man
"Loves Me Like A Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She loves me like Iraq.
Original Lyrics:
She loves me like a rock.
"Me And Julio Down By The Schoolyard" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But the press let the story ink.
Original Lyrics:
But the press let the story leak.
Davo adds: "I think my lyric is more image-evoking in that 1970s era of tabloid newspapers and magazines."
"Me And Julio Down by the Schoolyard" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But the President stole the ink
Original Lyrics:
But the press let the story leak.
"Me and Julio Down By The Schoolyard" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye Rosie, the Queen of Verona
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye Rosie, the Queen of Corona
"Me and Julio Down By The Schoolyard" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye road, see the queen of Coronas
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye Rosie, the Queen of Coronas
"Me and Julio Down By the Schoolyard" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye Rosie, the Queen of Cologne.
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye Rosie, the queen of Corona.
"Me and Julio Down By the Schoolyard" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Me and Coolio down by the school lawn
Original Lyrics:
Me and Julio down by the schoolyard
"Me and Julio Down by the Schoolyard" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Me and Coolio down by the schoolyard
Original Lyrics:
Me and Julio down by the schoolyard
"Mother And Child Reunion" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But a mother and child reunion, is only emotional rape
Original Lyrics:
But a mother and child reunion
Is only a motion away
"Mother And Child Reunion" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But a mothering child reunion
Is only emotion away
Original Lyrics:
But a mother and child reunion
Is only a motion away
"Mother And Child Reunion" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But relief from constipation
Is only a motion away
Original Lyrics:
But the mother and child reunion
Is only an ocean away
"Mother And Child Reunion" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't for the life of me
Remember a Saturday.
Original Lyrics:
I can't for the life of me
Remember a sadder day.
"Mother And Child Reunion" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, I went down in the fox hole
or
No, I would not give a false code
or
No, I would not give a false code
Original Lyrics:
Oh, I would not give you false hope
"Mother and Child Reunion" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But a martyr and child reunion
Is only a motion away.
Original Lyrics:
But the mother and child reunion
Is only a motion away.
A martyr is a person who would rather die than give up something he believes in.
"Mother and Child Reunion" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
For I would not give you false hope, on this strange and lonesome day
Original Lyrics:
No I would not give you false hope, on this strange and mournful day
"Mother and Child Reunion" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No I would not give you Fall soap
Original Lyrics:
No, I would not give you false hope.
"Mother and Child Reunion" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No, I would not give you fossils.
Original Lyrics:
No, I would not give you false hope.
"Mother and Child Reunion" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, I would not give you falso.
Original Lyrics:
No, I would not give you false hope.
"Mother and Child Reunion" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
On this train and mournful day
or
On this strain and mournful day
or
On dish drainer mournful day
or
On this drainer mournful day
or
On this strainer mournful day
Original Lyrics:
On this strange and mournful day
"Mother and Child Reunion" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The mother and child reunion is only a mushroom away.
Original Lyrics:
The mother and child reunion is only a motion away.
"Mother and Child Reunion" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, I would not dig a foxhole...
Original Lyrics:
Well, I would not build a false hope...
"Mother and Child Reunion" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You know I would not give the crossroads.
Original Lyrics:
No, I would not give you false hope.
"Myth Of Fingerprints"
Misheard Lyrics:
Elvis eats a watermelon.
Original Lyrics:
Ever since the watermelon.
"Myth Of Fingerprints"
Misheard Lyrics:
Elvis is a watermelon.
Original Lyrics:
Ever since the watermelon
"Myth of Fingerprints"
Misheard Lyrics:
Elvis is a watermelon
Original Lyrics:
Ever since the watermelon.
I've been singing it this way for three years...
"Peace Like A River"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can hit us with wives.
Original Lyrics:
You can hit us with wires.
"Rene And Georgette Magritte With Their Dog After T" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
To the penguins, the moonglow
The oreo's and the five sands.
Original Lyrics:
To the Penguins, the Moonglows
The Orioles, and the Five Satins.
Hey, the full title doesn't fit in the 'song name' box! It's 'Rene and Georgette Magritte With Their Dog After the War'
"Rene and Georgette Magritte With Their Dog After T" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
To the penguins, the moonglow
The oreo's and the fireside.
Original Lyrics:
To the Penguins, the Moonglows
The Orioles, and the Five Satins.
The whole title is "Rene and Georgette Magritte With Their Dog After The War".
"She Moves On" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She takes the car,
that's all she takes
Original Lyrics:
She takes the corner,
that's all she takes
"She Moves On" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She takes the condiments, sauce, a steak
Original Lyrics:
She takes the corner, that's all she takes
"Slip Slidin' Away" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hokum boleration
The more you're slip slidin' away.
Original Lyrics:
You know the nearer your destination
The more you're slip slidin' away.
"Slip Slidin' Away" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In the mirror your destiny is shunned
more, you're slip slidin' away
Original Lyrics:
The nearer your destination,
the more you're slip slidin' away
"Slip Slidin' Away" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My love for you is solar powered
I'm afraid that I will disappear
Original Lyrics:
My love for you's so overpowering
I'm afraid that I will disappear
"Slip Slidin' Away" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My love for you sold the car
And I'm afraid that I will disappear
Original Lyrics:
My love for you's so overpowering
I'm afraid that I will disappear
"Slip Slidin' Away" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My love for you sold the car and
I'm afraid that I will disappear
Original Lyrics:
My love for you's so overpowering
I'm afraid that I will disappear
"Slip Slidin' Away" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My love for you sold the car
And I'm afraid that I will disappear.
Original Lyrics:
My love for you's so overpowering
I'm afraid that I will disappear.
"Slip Slidin' Away" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She said a good day....ain't got no end,
She said a bad day's when I lie in bed
And think of things that might have been.
Original Lyrics:
She said a good day.... Ain't got no rain
She said a bad day's when I lie in bed
And think of things that might have been
"Slip Slidin' Away" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She said, 'A bad day is what I like
And i can think of things that might have been.
Original Lyrics:
She said a bad day is when I lie in bed
And I think of things that might have been.
"Slip Slidin' Away" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She says a bad day is when I lied in bed
And flicker flames that might have been
Original Lyrics:
She said a bad day's when I lie in bed
And think of things that might have been
"Slip Slidin' Away" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Slip slide in the rain
Slip slide in the rain
You know the nearer your destination
The more you slip slide in the rain.
Original Lyrics:
Slip slidin' away
Slip slidin' away
You know the nearer your destination
The more you're slip slidin' away.
"Slip Slidin' Away" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Slip slide in the rain
Slip slide in the rain
You know the nearer your destination
The more you slip slide in the rain.
Original Lyrics:
Slip slidin' away
Slip slidin' away
You know the nearer your destination
The more you're slip slidin' away.
"Slip Slidin' Away" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Slip slide in the rain
You know the nearer your destination, the more you slip slide in the rain.
Original Lyrics:
Slip slidin' away
You know the nearer your destination, the more you slip slidin' away.
"Slip Slidin' Away" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Slip slidin' awake
Original Lyrics:
Slip slidin' away
"Slip Slidin' Away" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The information is unbelievable
For the Morman
Original Lyrics:
The information's unavailable
To the mortal man
"Slip Slidin' Away" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The more you need your destination
The mores' slip slidin' away
Original Lyrics:
You know the nearer your destination
The more you're slip slidin' away
"Slip Slidin' Away" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The nearer you get to Neasden
The more you're slip slidin' away
Original Lyrics:
You know the nearer your destination
The more you're slip slidin' away
"Slip Slidin' Away" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Woman I know a man, he came from my hometown
He wore his pants on for his woman like a thorny crown
He said the more is, I live in fear
My love for you's so prying I'm afraid that I will disappear
Original Lyrics:
Whoah and I know a man, he came from my hometown
He wore his passion for his woman like a thorny crown
He said Dolores, I live in fear
My love for you's so overpowering, I'm afraid that I will disappear
Editor's note: The person who submitted this listed Simon & Garfunkel as the performer. That is incorrect. Paul Simon recorded this one as a solo artist, never with Art Garfunkel.
"Slip Slidin' Away" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You know a chameleon's destination
Means you're just slip slidin' away.
Original Lyrics:
You know the nearer your destination
The more you're slip slidin' away.
"Slip Slidin' Away" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You know the nearer you get to Nathan's, the more you're slip slidin' away.
Original Lyrics:
You know the nearer your destination
The more you're slip slidin' away.
"Slip Slidin' Away" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You know the nearer you get to Nathan, the more you're slip slidin' away.
Original Lyrics:
You know the nearer your destination
The more you're slip slidin' away.
"Song About The Moon"
Misheard Lyrics:
If Walter writes a song about the moon
Original Lyrics:
If you want to write a song about the moon
"Still Crazy After All These Years" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But I would not be caught dead with my jewelry in my ears
or
And I would not be caught dead with jewelry in my ears
or
And I would not be caught dead with jewelry in my ears
Original Lyrics:
But I would not be convicted by a jury of my peers
"Still Crazy After All These Years" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But I would not be caught dead with jewelry of my peers.
Original Lyrics:
But I would not be convicted by a jury of my peers.
"Still Crazy After All These Years" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But I would not be caught dead with my jewelry in my ears
Original Lyrics:
But I would not be convicted by a jury of my peers
"Still Crazy After All These Years" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not the chinaman who tends to socialize
Original Lyrics:
I'm not the kind of man who tends to socialize
(live version)
"The Myth of Fingerprints"
Misheard Lyrics:
Elvis is the Watermelon
Original Lyrics:
Ever since the watermelon
"The Myth of Fingerprints"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the sun gets weary and the sun goes down
And my elbow sees a watermelon
Original Lyrics:
When the sun gets weary and the sun goes down
Ever since the watermelon
"The Myth of Fingerprints"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the sun gets weary and the sun goes down
And Elvis is a watermelon.
Original Lyrics:
When the sun gets weary and the sun goes down
Ever since the watermelon.
"The Obvious Child" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a stranger in a strange land
Original Lyrics:
I'm accustomed to a smooth ride
"The Obvious Child" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm accustomed to a small guy
Or maybe I'm a dude who's lost his bike
Original Lyrics:
I'm accustomed to a smooth ride
Or maybe I'm a dog who's lost its bite
"The Obvious Child" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sonny's here but for ice coolers down from the shelf
And he idly thumbs through the pages
Original Lyrics:
Sonny's yearbook from high school is down from the shelf
And he idly thumbs through the pages
"You Can Call Me Al" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
...my wilted door
or
...my welded door
or
...my welded door
Original Lyrics:
...my well lit door
"You Can Call Me Al" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
...why am I lost in the middle now
Original Lyrics:
....why am I soft in the middle now
"You Can Call Me Al" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Betty when you call me you can call me out
Original Lyrics:
Betty when you call me you can call me Al
"You Can Call Me Al" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Call Meow
Original Lyrics:
Call Me Al
"You Can Call Me Al" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Donít want to end up a car tune
In a car tune graveyard.
Original Lyrics:
Donít want to end up a cartoon
In a cartoon graveyard.
"You Can Call Me Al" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Far away and my welly blew up
Original Lyrics:
Far away in my well lit door
"You Can Call Me Al" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Far away, my well lit poodle
Original Lyrics:
Far away, a well-lit door
"You Can Call Me Al" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He beat up down..
Original Lyrics:
He ducked back down..
"You Can Call Me Al" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He looks around, around
He sees angels in the architecture
Spinning in infinity
He says, "Hey, how'd that get there?"
Original Lyrics:
He looks around, around
He sees angels in the architecture
Spinning in infinity
He says Amen! and Hallelujah!
"You Can Call Me Al" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can call you Betty
And Betty-Wetty call me
You can call me Al.
Original Lyrics:
I can call you Betty
And Betty, when you call me
You can call me Al.
"You Can Call Me Al" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can call you Betty
Betty wet the Beddy
Original Lyrics:
I can call you Betty
And Betty when you call me
"You Can Call Me Al" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can call you Betty
And Betty, when you call me
You can call me now - call me now!
Original Lyrics:
I can call you Betty
And Betty, when you call me
You can call me Al - call me Al.
"You Can Call Me Al" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can call you Betty
Betty, when you call me you can call, "Miaow"! (like a cat)
Original Lyrics:
I can call you Betty
And Betty, when you call me, you can call me Al.
"You Can Call Me Al" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can call you Daddy
Daddy when you call me,
you can call me Al
Original Lyrics:
I can call you Betty,
Betty when you call me,
you can call me Al
"You Can Call Me Al" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can call you Daddy
And Daddy when you call me, you can call me 'L'.
Original Lyrics:
I can call you Betty
And Betty when you call me, you can call me Al.
"You Can Call Me Al" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can call you Daddy
And Daddy when you call me
You can call meow.
Original Lyrics:
I can call you Betty
And Betty, when you call me
You can call me Al.
"You Can Call Me Al" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can call you Diddy
And Diddy, when you call me
You can call meow.
Original Lyrics:
I can call you Betty
And Betty, when you call me
You can call me Al.
"You Can Call Me Al" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can call you Eddie
Original Lyrics:
I can call you Betty
"You Can Call Me Al" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can call you Teddy
And Teddy, when you call me
You can call me Al.
Original Lyrics:
I can call you Betty
And Betty, when you call me
You can call me Al.
"You Can Call Me Al" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can call you baby
Original Lyrics:
I can call you Betty
"You Can Call Me Al" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can call you ready,
ready when you call me out
Original Lyrics:
I can call you Betty,
Betty when you call me Al
"You Can Call Me Al" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you'll be my bodyguard
I can be your long lost cow.
Original Lyrics:
If you'll be my bodyguard
I can be your long lost pal.
"You Can Call Me Al" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mr. Give and he give
And he gets these mutts away from me.
Original Lyrics:
Mr. Beerbelly, Beerbelly
Get these mutts away from me.
"You Can Call Me Al" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mr. beer melon, beer melon
Original Lyrics:
Mr. Beerbelly, beerbelly
"You Can Call Me Al" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Scattering in infinity.
Original Lyrics:
Spinning in infinity.
"You Can Call Me Al" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Scatterings of oranges
or
Scatterlings and laundries
or
Scatterlings and laundries
Original Lyrics:
Scatterlings and orphanages
"You Can Call Me Al" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Some roll your pony little brat-faced girl.
Original Lyrics:
With some roly-poly little bat-faced girl
"You Can Call Me Al" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Some roly-poly litlle Baptist girl.
Original Lyrics:
Some roly-poly little bat-faced girl.
"You Can Call Me Al" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Some roly-poly litlle black-faced girl.
or
Some roly-poly little fat faced girl.
Original Lyrics:
Some roly-poly little bat faced girl.
"You Can Call Me Al" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Some roly-poly litlle black-faced girl
Original Lyrics:
Some roly-poly little bat faced girl
"You Can Call Me Al" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Some roly-poly little about-faced girl.
Original Lyrics:
Some roly-poly little bat-faced girl.
"You Can Call Me Al" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Spitting on Infinitis
Original Lyrics:
Spinning in infinity
"You Can Call Me Al" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Splitting an infinitive
Original Lyrics:
Spinning in infinity
"You Can Call Me Al" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With some roly-poly little bout-faced girl.
Original Lyrics:
With some roly-poly little bat-faced girl
"You Can Call Me Al" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can call me Daddy
And Daddy, when you call me
You can call meow.
Original Lyrics:
I can call you Betty
And Betty, when you call me
You can call me Al.
"You Can Call Me Al" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can call me Eddie
And Eddie, when you call me
You can call me Al.
Original Lyrics:
I can call you Betty
And Betty, when you call me
You can call me Al.
"You Can Call Me Al" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can call meow
Original Lyrics:
You can call me Al
"You Can Call Me Al" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
[They're] saying infinity He says eight
Original Lyrics:
Spinning in infinity He says Amen
"You Can Call Me Al" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
bat-faced girl
Original Lyrics:
bap-faced girl

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