These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Tracy Lawrence.
She was sittin' there, baste brush in hand
Same old supper has gotten rather bland
Need some heartier food in my life
I just cannot help it if I'm a hungry guy
I asked if she only made sweet pastry things
She said for twenty dollars I'll bake you anything
Will you bake me a honey ham?
Whip it up any way you can?
A little pink, with the edges browned
I think it's only 90 cents a pound...
Some lemon juice for a bit of zing
And when we're done, we'll go
For a while, I'll be full again
If you bake me a honey ham
He was sittin' there, his brush in hand
Paintin' waves as they danced, upon the sand
With every stroke, he brought to life
The deep blue of the ocean, against the mornin' sky
I asked him if he only painted ocean scenes
He said for twenty dollars, I’ll paint you anything
Could you Paint Me A Birmingham
Make it look just the way I planned
A little house on the edge of town
Porch goin’ all the way around
Put her there in the front yard swing
Cotton dress make it, early spring
For a while she’ll be, mine again
If you can Paint Me A Birmingham
Submitted by: Huff
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