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These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Don Mclean.

Don Mclean

Don Mclean's, "American Pie"
Better Lyrics:
My, I miss banana cream pie... drove my Chevy to the deli but the shelves they were dry... the good ole store had only white bread and rye, so I said this will be a day that I cry... this will be a day of no pie!!
Original Lyrics:
Bye, bye Miss American Pie, drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry, and good ole boys were drinking whiskey and rye, singing this will be the day that I die, this will be the day that I die.
Submitted by: Rob G.

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