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Song Parodies -> Fragments -> Bee Gees
These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Bee Gees.
Bee Gees
Bee Gees', "Agony"
Better Lyrics:
Agony
I am in excruciating
Agony
Feels like broken glass when
I have a pee
I am in excruciating
Agony
Feels like broken glass when
I have a pee
Original Lyrics:
Tragedy
When the feeling’s gone and you can’t go on
It’s tragedy
When the morning cries and you don’t know why
It’s tragedy
When the feeling’s gone and you can’t go on
It’s tragedy
When the morning cries and you don’t know why
It’s tragedy
Submitted by: Stevie T
Bee Gees', "Lavatory"
Better Lyrics:
Lavatory
This song was found floating in a
Lavatory
This song was found floating in a
Lavatory
Original Lyrics:
Tragedy
When the feeling’s gone and you can’t go on
It’s tragedy
When the feeling’s gone and you can’t go on
It’s tragedy
Submitted by: Stevie T
Bee Gees', "Stayin' Alive"
Better Lyrics:
People try to understand
Why I'm such a girly man
Why I'm such a girly man
Original Lyrics:
People try to understand
The New York Times' effect on man
The New York Times' effect on man
Submitted by: Ashley Gundlach
Bee Gees', "Stayin' Alive"
Better Lyrics:
Well you can tell by the way I do CPR
I’m no EMT, but I’ll try hard
Pump the chest right to the beat
Let’s get this guy up on his feet
Cause he’s turning blue
He’s getting cold
To the back of his head his eyes have rolled
So put your hands
Upon his chest
Stop the cardiac arrest
Give the chest a thumpin’
To get the blood a pumpin’
And he’s stayin' alive, stayin' alive
We’re asking for a blessin’
As we’re doing chest compressions
And he’s stayin' alive, stayin' alive
Ah, ah , ah , ah, the CPR Jive, the CPR Jive
Ah, ah, ah, ah, the CPR Jiiiii,iiiiii,iiiiiii,iiiiiii,iiive
I’m no EMT, but I’ll try hard
Pump the chest right to the beat
Let’s get this guy up on his feet
Cause he’s turning blue
He’s getting cold
To the back of his head his eyes have rolled
So put your hands
Upon his chest
Stop the cardiac arrest
Give the chest a thumpin’
To get the blood a pumpin’
And he’s stayin' alive, stayin' alive
We’re asking for a blessin’
As we’re doing chest compressions
And he’s stayin' alive, stayin' alive
Ah, ah , ah , ah, the CPR Jive, the CPR Jive
Ah, ah, ah, ah, the CPR Jiiiii,iiiiii,iiiiiii,iiiiiii,iiive
Original Lyrics:
Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,
I'm a womans man: no time to talk.
Music loud and women warm,
Ive been kicked around since I was born.
And now its all right. its ok.
And you may look the other way.
We can try
to understand
The new york times effect on man.
Whether youre a brother or
whether youre a mother,
Youre stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Feel the city breakin and
everybody shakin,
And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive.
I'm a womans man: no time to talk.
Music loud and women warm,
Ive been kicked around since I was born.
And now its all right. its ok.
And you may look the other way.
We can try
to understand
The new york times effect on man.
Whether youre a brother or
whether youre a mother,
Youre stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Feel the city breakin and
everybody shakin,
And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive.
Submitted by: gsswv
Bee Gees', "Tragedy"
Better Lyrics:
'Tragedy
In the middle of town
When your pants fall down
Its tragedy
When the elastics stuffed
And your pants won't stay up
It's hard to find
A good pair of pants
That won't fall down
In the middle of town
When your pants fall down
Its tragedy
When the elastics stuffed
And your pants won't stay up
It's hard to find
A good pair of pants
That won't fall down
Original Lyrics:
Tragedy
When the feeling's gone And you can't go on
It's tragedy
When the morning cries
And you don't know why
It's hard to bear
With no-one to love you
You're goin' nowhere
When the feeling's gone And you can't go on
It's tragedy
When the morning cries
And you don't know why
It's hard to bear
With no-one to love you
You're goin' nowhere
Submitted by: James Schipper
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