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These are song lyrics for songs that we think are better or funnier than the original songs. These are the leatest submissions to the site.

The Eagles', "Lyin' Eyes"
Better Lyrics:
You can't hide your lion eyes, and your smile is a grim disguise.
Original Lyrics:
You can't hide your lyin eyes, and your smile is a thin disguise.
Submitted by: Edward
Traditional's, "Casey Jones"
Better Lyrics:
Casey Jones was a son of a gun

Wrecked his engine on a forty-mile run

His engine busted and his boiler split

And Casey ran into a pile of leaves.

(Explanation: These are the lyrics my brother and sister and I sang around our parents.) ;)
Original Lyrics:
Come, all you rounders, if you want to hear

The story told of a brave engineer;

Casey Jones was the rounder’s name

A high right-wheeler of mighty fame.
Submitted by: Doug Montgomery
The Who's, "I'm a Boy"
Better Lyrics:
I'm a boy, I'm a boy

But I'm scared to admit it
Original Lyrics:
I'm a boy, I'm a boy

But my ma won't admit it
Submitted by: Viktor the Victor
Teresa Brewer's, "Nickelodeon"
Better Lyrics:
Put another nickel in

In the Nickelodeon

It won't work, 'cause it just takes

A quarter, quarter, quarter!
Original Lyrics:
Put another nickel in

In the Nickelodeon

All I'm interested in

Is music, music, music!
Submitted by: Doug Montgomery
Traditional's, "Jack and Jill"
Better Lyrics:
Jack and Jill went up the hill

What happened, no one knows.

When we went up to look for them

We only found their clothes.
Original Lyrics:
Jack and Jill went up the hill

To fetch a pail of water.

Jack fell down and broke his crown

And Jill came tumbling after.
Submitted by: Doug Montgomery
The Kinks', "Lola"
Better Lyrics:
Well, I'm not dumb but I can't understand

Why I look like a woman but feel like a man.
Original Lyrics:
Well, I'm not dumb but I can't understand

Why she walked like a woman and talked like a man.
Submitted by: Viktor the Victor
Joan Jett's, "I Love Rock and Roll"
Better Lyrics:
I love rock 'n' roll

So put another dime

In the jukebox

Hero
Original Lyrics:
I love rock 'n' roll

So put another dime

In the jukebox

Baby
Submitted by: Foreigner On A Jet
Against Me!'s, "Transgender Dysphoria Blues"
Better Lyrics:
Your tells are so obvious

Shoulders too small for a guy
Original Lyrics:
Your tells are so obvious

Shoulders too broad for a girl
Submitted by: Viktor
Band Aid's, "Do They Know It's Christmas?"
Better Lyrics:
[Boy George & Others]
We claim there's never snow in Africa at Christmas time
Though Mandela saw it every year of his life (Not quite)
'Cos we often overlook
Facts that others plainly see
Do they know this song is totes fact-free?

[Marilyn & Glenn Gregory]
Here's to you

[Paul Young]
Raise a glass for everyone

[Marilyn & Glenn Gregory]
Whose donations

[Paul Young, Marilyn & Glenn Gregory]
Bought Rwandan weapons
Do they know this song is totes fact-free?
Original Lyrics:
[Boy George & Others]
And there won't be snow in Africa this Christmas time
The greatest gift they'll get this year is life (Oooh)
Where nothing ever grows
No rain or rivers flow
Do they know it's Christmas time at all?

[Marilyn & Glenn Gregory]
Here's to you

[Paul Young]
Raise a glass for everyone

[Marilyn & Glenn Gregory]
Here's to them

[Paul Young, Marilyn & Glenn Gregory]
Underneath that burning sun
Do they know it's Christmas time at all?
Submitted by: Sheogorath
Robert Palmer's, "Addicted To Love"
Better Lyrics:
Closer to the truth, he says he can't get enough. He's gonna have to face it Drac's addicted to blood.
Original Lyrics:
Closer to the truth you say you can't get enough. You're gonna have to face it you're addicted to love.
Submitted by: Edward

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