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These are song lyrics for songs that we think are better or funnier than the original songs. These are the leatest submissions to the site.

R. Kelly's, "I Believe I Can Fly"
Better Lyrics:
Kellyanne Conway sings:

I believe I can lie
I believe I can smile and lie
I can spew lies every night and day
Media that I hope to sway
I believe I can roar
Say it louder than ever before
I believe I can lie
I do often deny
Alt.facts from me to you...
Original Lyrics:
I believe I can fly
I believe I can touch the sky
I think about it every night and day
Spread my wings and fly away
I believe I can soar
I see me running through that open door
I believe I can fly
I believe I can fly
I believe I can fly hoo
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Bonnie Tyler's, "Holding Out for a Hero"
Better Lyrics:
Trump's a zero
He's nothing but a zero who keeps texting at night
His tweets are so wrong
His silence doesn't last
Just more BS from the Alt.Right
Trump's a zero
He's nothing but a zero who keeps texting at night
His facts he's unsure
But CNN is fake news
Kellyanne will make it all right
She straight up lies!!!
Original Lyrics:
I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night
He's gotta be strong
And he's gotta be fast
And he's gotta be fresh from the fight
I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero 'til the morning light
He's gotta be sure
And it's gotta be soon
And he's gotta be larger than life!
Larger than life
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Better Lyrics:
Strainin', strainin', strainin' on the toilet
Original Lyrics:
Rollin', rollin', rollin' on the river
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Gin Blossoms', "29"
Better Lyrics:
On 24, you think they'd know better

than mess with Jack Bauer.

He'll torture them and find where the bomb is

before the next hour.
Original Lyrics:
At 29, you think I'd know better.

Living like a kid.

When my lies may seem less than clever

is when I fall for it.
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
Eurythmics', "Sweet Dreams"
Better Lyrics:
I travel the world in generic jeans
Original Lyrics:
I travel the world and the seven seas
Submitted by: L
The Rolling Stones', "I Can't Get No Satisfaction"
Better Lyrics:
We can't get no Trump inaction, the guy tweets for satisfaction
His thumbs type, and they type, and they type, and they type
We can't get no, no real info...
Original Lyrics:
I can't get no satisfaction, I can't get no satisfaction
'Cause I try and I try and I try and I try
I can't get no, I can't get no
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Beck's, "Loser"
Better Lyrics:
Soy un fumador
I'm a smoker, baby
It'll probably kill me
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdidor
I'm a loser, baby
So why don't you kill me?
Submitted by: Amanda
Traditional's, "The First Noel"
Better Lyrics:
Samuel L. Jackson sings:

Oh Hell, Oh Hell,
Oh Hell, Oh Hell,
"Oh Hell No!!!" Is the line I most yell...

Muthaf-ckas!
Original Lyrics:
Noel, Noel,
Noel, Noel
Born is the King of Israel
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Benjamin Orr's, "Stay the Night"
Better Lyrics:
Sadie and the day
Original Lyrics:
Stay the night
Submitted by: Mickey D.
Grand Master Flash's, "New York New York"
Better Lyrics:
D.C. D.C., big city of schemes
But everything in D.C. ain't always what it seems
You might get fooled when the Clintons are in town
But Trump got elected and the old system's goin' down
As such, too many insiders, as such (so flawed)
Lobby bunch, too many paid staffers, as such, "They're Fired!" come January 20th...
Original Lyrics:
New York New York, big city of dreams
And everything in New York ain't always what it seems
You might get fooled if you come from out of town
But I'm down by law and I know my way around
Too much, too many people, too much (aha-ha)
Too much, too many people, too much, Raaah!
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

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