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When I was a young girl...erm I mean boy,
My father took me into the village,
to see the great plague.
He said son when you grow up,
would you be,
The saviour of the chicken,
The sauteed & the fried
He said wil you defeat them,
The plaguests & all the grim reapers
The plans that they have made
Becasue one day,
I'll leave you,
my fortune
of 39cents
to fight the great plague
When I was a young boy,
My father took me into the city,
To see a marching band.
He said son when you grow up,
Would you be,
The saviour of the broken,
The beaten & the dammed.
He said will you, defeat them,
The demons & all the non believers,
The plans that they have made.
bacause one day,
I'll leave you,
a phantom,
to lead you in the summer,
& join the black parade.
Submitted by: Optimus Lime
Styx's,
"Too Much Time On My Hands"
Kiss my ass with your face
Too much time on my hands
Submitted by: I Heard This In A Dream Long Ago - Honest!
Poo Poo Now
Gotta, get-get, gotta get-get
Gotta get-get, gotta g-g-g-get get get get get get
Poopies Out, gotta get-those
Poopies Out, gotta get-those
Poopies Out, gotta get-those
Poopies Out, gotta get-those
Yo, I got that hit pot feel
You can get that butt overload
I got a stinky smell
I have gots to goooooo
That tummy’s upset
I’ve got to take a sit
I got that Poo Poo Now
How the butt feels, Poo Poo Now
I need to Poo Poo Now
Them foods jackin my rear
They try to stay in there
I got to take a sit now
I’m so constipate
And I’m out of toilet Pape’
I got that Poo Poo Now, gotta go get that poo poo out
Let me get it out
Poo Poo Now, gotta go, go
Poo Poo Now, gotta go, go
Poo Poo Now, gotta go, go
Poo Poo Now, gotta go, go
Let the Poop Out
Let the Poop Out
Let the Poop Out
Gotta get that [x3]
Gotta get that that that, that that
Boom boom boom (Gotta get that) [x4
]
Boom boom boom (Yeah) [x2]
Boom boom boom [x2]
[Will.i.am]
Yo
I got the hit that beat the block
You can get that bass overload
I got the that rock and roll
That future flow
That digital spit
Next level visual shit
I got that (Boom boom boom)
How the beat bang (Boom boom boom)
[Fergie]
I like that boom boom pow
Them chicken jackin’ my style
They try copy my swagger
I’m on that next shit now
I’m so 3008
You so 2000 and late
I got that boom boom boom
That future boom boom boom
Let me get it now
Boom boom boom (Gotta get that) [x4]
Let the beat rock
Let the beat rock
Let the beat rock
Submitted by: Catherine Osborne
There is a Sun in our solar system
They call the rising house.
There is a house in New Orleans
They call the rising Sun.
Submitted by: Jacqui O'Day
Living with you is just putting me "Chewie All The Time"
Living with you is just putting me through it all of the time
Submitted by: Mike Hack
Outlaws', "Green Grass and High Tides"
Green dress and high heals together!
Green grass and high tides forever!
Submitted by: XERQ GRANITE
Short and pale and old and ugly
the girl from Chattanooga goes walking and when she passes
each man she passes says "YUK".
Tall and tan and young and lovely
the girl from Ipanema goes walking and when she passes
each man she passes says "AH".
Submitted by: Landis Turner
I can't pee, cuz i can't see, and naturally, i can't seem to find the toilet
I am he, as you are he, and you are me, and we are all together
Submitted by: Stephen
Queen's,
"Bohemian Rhapsody"
Please, please, Mom and Dad, can I get a toy?
Beshmullah no! You will NOT get a toy
I want a toy!
Beshmulla no! You will NOT get a toy!
I want a toy!
Beshmulla no! You will NOT get a toy!
I want a toy!
No no no no no no!
Mama mia, mama mia
Mama mia, want that toy
Toys R Us has a Transformer waiting for me
For me
For me
So you think you can stop me from getting a toy?
So you think you can stop me for I've been a bad boy?
Easy come, easy go
Will you let me go?
Beshmullah! No!
We will not let you go
(Let me go)
Beshmullah! No!
We will not let you go
(Let me go)
Beshmullah! No!
We will not let you go
(Let me go)
No no no no no no
Mama mia mama mia
Mama mia, let me go
Beelzebulb has a devil set aside for me
For me!
So you think you can snub me and spit in my eye?
So you think you can love me and leave me here to die?
Submitted by: Parody Dude
He had this Phyllis, Diller sight
We knew that he was old, he didn't want to show a fold
Stiller, pillar light
Skin tightened up so tight, inside there's filler, a chillier white.
'Cause this is thriller, thriller night
There ain't no second chance against the thing with forty eyes, girl
Thriller, thriller night
You're fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller tonight
Submitted by: Dfoofnik
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