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These are song lyrics for songs that we think are better or funnier than the original songs. These are the leatest submissions to the site.

Pink Floyd's, "Another Brick in the Wall"
Better Lyrics:
We don't need no constitution

We just need some mega rich

Self absorbed,obnoxious asshole

Who has become Putin's bitch
Original Lyrics:
We don't need no education

We don't need no thought control

No dark sarcasm in the classroom

Teacher leave them kids alone
Submitted by: Ed Ehren
Bob Seger's, "Little Drummer Boy"
Better Lyrics:
How many Trump's are guilty(all just not some)

The father,son in law and,of course,the son

By this time next year they'll all be in prison

Where they can dwell upon how they were so dumb

They were so dumb

They were so dumb
Original Lyrics:
Come,they told me(ba rum bu bu bum )

A new born king to see(ba rum bu bu bum)

Our finest gifts we bring(ba rum bu bu bum)

To set before the king(ba rum bu bu bum)

Rum bu bu bum

Rum bu bu bum
Submitted by: Ed Ehren
Wayne Newton's, "Danke Schoen"
Better Lyrics:
Danke Schoen,darling,danke schoen
For electing me,although I'm insane
Build a wall,then blow up the world
Anything I say,seems to be okay
Danke Schoen,darlin',danke Schoen
For electing me,although I'm insane
When you're done drinking the koolaid
I beg you not to cry,just lay down and die
Original Lyrics:
Danke Schoen,darling,danke schoen
Thank you for all the joy and pain
Picture shows,second balcony was the place we'd meet
Second seat,go Dutch treat,you were sweet
Danke Schoen,darlin',danke schoen
Save those lies,darling don't explain
I recall Central Park in Fall
How you tore your dress,what a mess,I confess,that's not all
Submitted by: Ed Ehren
Frank Sinatra and Sammy Davis Jr.'s, "Me and My Shadow"
Better Lyrics:
Trump and Stormy Daniels
He was intrigued by her hot blonde porno looks
His lawyer gave her $130k which she took
So she'd give no interviews
She then betrayed him, and CNN was then hooked
Is she a liar or the whore that DEMs admire?
Original Lyrics:
Me and my shadow
We're closer than pages that stick in a book
We're closer than ripples that play in a brook
Strolling down the avenue
Wherever you find him, you'll find me, just look
Closer than a miser or the bloodhounds to Liza
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Bon Jovi's, "You Give Love A Bad Name"
Better Lyrics:
For shooting youtube
You're to blame
You give vegans a bad name
Original Lyrics:
Shot through the heart
And you're to blame
Darlin', you give love a bad name
Submitted by: vegan minstrel
Lionel Richie's, "Dancing on the Ceiling"
Better Lyrics:
Oh, I feel like screaming
Tech Support is in Darjeeling!
Oh, the broken English
That this person keeps on speaking!!!
Original Lyrics:
Oh, what a feeling
When we're dancing on the ceiling
Oh, what a feeling
When we're dancing on the ceiling
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Ethel Merman's, "Everything's Coming Up Roses"
Better Lyrics:
Florida, Central Cal,
Honey, everything's coming up oranges!
Original Lyrics:
Starting here, starting now,
Honey, everything's coming up roses
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Jeff Bennett's, "Eggs"
Better Lyrics:
This retrovirus
Won't settle for disease
I'll splice in their genes
Until I kill them with an overwhelming dose
Original Lyrics:
This struthiomimus
Won't settle for the dregs
I'll borrow, I'll beg
I'll even kiss you for my dear beloved dose
Of eggs
Submitted by: himarawi
Camilla Cabello's, "Havana"
Better Lyrics:
Bananas no no no.
You can not make me eat bananas, no no no.
I'd much rather eat some candy, yeah yeah yeah.
Original Lyrics:
Havana, ooh na na.
Half of my heart is in Havana ooh na na.
He take me back to East Atlanta, na na na
Submitted by: Alex
Connie Francis', "Lipstick On Your Collar"
Better Lyrics:
When you left me all alone in New Mexico
Told me you were gonna smoke outside the disco
I knew you were cheatin’, it was plain to see
That the object of your love was a desert tree!

Cactus on your trousers boy you got some nerve
Cactus on your trousers spikes in every curve
Bet your life we’re finished you’re a twisted perv
‘Cause cactus on your trousers pain that you deserve, yeah
Original Lyrics:
When you left me all alone at the record hop
Told me you were going out for a soda pop
You were gone for quite a while, half an hour or more
You came back and man oh man this is what I saw

Lipstick on your collar told a tale on you
Lipstick on your collar said you were untrue
Bet your bottom dollar you and I are through
'Cause lipstick on your collar told a tale on you, yeah
Submitted by: Conning Fascists

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