These are song lyrics for songs that we think are better or funnier than the original songs.
These are the leatest submissions to the site.
Davy Jones', "Girl"
Anj, with twin mastectomy
Stunned me, the whole world,
Anj, admire your bravery,
And your style, our A-list girl
Girl, look what you've done to me,
Me, and my whole world,
Girl, you brought the sun to me,
With your smile, you did it girl
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Benghazi oh what did they know? BR
Clinton Obama they're lying ass holes
Volare whoa oh oh oh BR
Cantare whoa oh oh oh
Submitted by: Trump's foxy friend
The McCreary's (Defiance)'s, "Terraform My Heart"
When the DOW reaches a new high
And true recovery seems nigh
We'll still be poor...
When the last ark falls from the sky
When the twin suns finally die
I’ll still be yours
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Anna Kendrick and Brittney Snow (Pitch Perfect)'s, "Titanium"
We're Congress-proof, nothing to fear
NRA, NRA
Democrats, you point the blame
REPs not swayed, REPs not swayed
Threats abound, yet guns for all
We are a gun nation
Threats abound, yet guns for all
We are a gun nation
I'm bulletproof, nothing to fear
Fire away, fire away
Ricochet, you take your aim
Fire away, fire away
Shoot me down, but I won't fall
I am titanium
Shoot me down, but I won't fall
I am titanium
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Mike Tompkins, the cast of "Pitch Perfect", all's, "Starships"
Bomb kits so simplified
Cookers of Fagor-type
Black powder, nails inside
Shrapnel took people's lives
... the suspects were Chechen brothers!!!
Starships were meant to fly
Hands up and touch the sky
Can't stop 'cause we're so high
Let's do this one more time
... higher than a Motherf*cker!
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Destroyed Reich city, destroyed Reich city in '45
Rebuilt that city, rebuilt that city by '55
Surrender came on May 8th, Berlin's forced defeat
Germans called it "Year Zero", but rebuilding was a feat
We built this city, we built this city on rock an' roll
Built this city, we built this city on rock an' roll
It's just another Sunday, in a tired old street
Police have got the choke hold, oh, but we just lost the beat
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
We built this city
We built this city on Simcity
Built this city
We built this city on Simcity
We built this city
We built this city on rock n roll
Built this city
We built this city on rock n roll
Submitted by: Vic George
No school today, the teacher's gone away
We drove him round the bend, and that's why his tenure ends
No milk today, my love has gone away
The bottle stands forlorn, a symbol of the dawn
Submitted by: Sheogorath
No milk today, the farmer's gone away
He shot all of his cows 'cos milk's price is crashing down
No milk today, the farmer's gone away
But if you'd like some beef, it's going very cheap
No milk today, my love has gone away
The bottle stands forlorn, a symbol of the dawn
No milk today, it seems a common sight
But people passing by don't know the reason why
Submitted by: Sheogorath
Barry Mann's, "Who Put the Bomp"
Who was that man? I'd like to break his hand
He made my baby fall into the well!
Who was that man? I'd like to shake his hand
He made my baby fall in love with me
Submitted by: Doug Montgomery
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