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These are song lyrics for songs that we think are better or funnier than the original songs. These are the leatest submissions to the site.

Bee Gees', "Lonely Days, Lonely Nights"
Better Lyrics:
Good morning dirty laundry, you darken up my day... inside the hamper in your way.
I see you every morning, inside the laundromat... detergent pours so nonchalant.
Laundry days, laundry nights... where would I be without my clothing!
Original Lyrics:
Good morning Mr. Sunshine, you brighten up my day... come sit beside me, in your way.
I see you every morning, outside the restaurants...
the music plays so nonchalant.
Submitted by: Robbie G
Disney Ride's, "It's a Small World (After All)"
Better Lyrics:
Now, folks, listen well
To our favorite song.
We'll bore your ears off
Singing all day long.
We sing up, we sing down,
In a loop, round and round.
This song's torture after all!
Original Lyrics:
It's a world of laughter,
A world of tears.
It's a world of hopes,
And a world of fears.
There's so much that we share,
That it's time we're aware,
It's a small world after all.
Submitted by: Sheogorath
Smash Mouth's, "All Star"
Better Lyrics:
Some bunny once told me the world was gonna pet me,

I ain't the fluffy thing in the shed.

She was looking pretty fluffy with a bunny oh so fluffy,

With a hand rising over my small head,

Well the pets start coming and they don't stop coming

Start to get fed and no reason to be running

Didn't make sense to be called a bun

Your head gets pet but your ears get tugged

So much to do, so much to eat

So what wrong pooping on your new seat?

You'll never know if you don't go

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Hey now, you're a bunny, get your fluff on, go play

Hey now, you're a fluffy, get your pet on, get pet

All that's fluffy is bunny

Only petting bunnies for my whole life
Original Lyrics:
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me

I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed

She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb

In the shape of an "L" on her forehead

Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming

Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running

Didn't make sense not to live for fun

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

So much to do, so much to see

So what's wrong with taking the back streets?

You'll never know if you don't go

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play

Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid

And all that glitters is gold

Only shooting stars break the mold
Submitted by: Delta
Twenty One Pilots', "Heathens"
Better Lyrics:
All my friends have mopeds, they drive slow
Wait for them to hurry up and go
They won't make any sudden moves
Their fastest speed seems to be an ooze
All my friends have mopeds, they drive slow
Wait for them to ask you 'Where'd you go?'
Please don't make any sudden turns
You don't know how bad the road rash burns
Original Lyrics:
All my friends are heathens, take it slow
Wait for them to ask you who you know
Please don't make any sudden moves
You don't know the half of the abuse
All my friends are heathens, take it slow
Wait for them to ask you who you know
Please don't make any sudden moves
You don't know the half of the abuse
Submitted by: Natalie
Lynyrd Skynyrd's, "Simple Man"
Better Lyrics:
Mama told me
When I was young
To use a plunger
It works better
Than going elbow deep in the dung
Original Lyrics:
Mama told me when I was young
Come sit beside me, my only son
And listen closely to what I say
And if you do this it'll help you some sunny day
Submitted by: Derek Larson
Billy Joel's, "Uptown Girl"
Better Lyrics:
Upchuck girl
What a thrill until she spills her swill
Don't know why, but I'm not a drinking guy
Well, she's out cold as I undo my fly!!!
Original Lyrics:
Uptown girl
She's been living in her uptown world
I bet she's never had a backstreet guy
I bet her momma never told her why
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Issac Hayes', "Freddie's Dead"
Better Lyrics:
Barney's dead / doot doot doot, doot doot doot... (* BARNEY THE PURPLE DINOSAUR *)
Original Lyrics:
Freddie's dead / doot doot doot, doot doot doot...
Submitted by: Purple Rainman
Thin Lizzy's, "The Boys are Back in Towm"
Better Lyrics:
The G20's still around
(And trouble's goin' 'round)
Tens of thousands making sound
(Loosed water cannons on them)

"Zur├╝ckgehen! Zur├╝ckgehen!"
Original Lyrics:
The boys are back in town
(The boys are back in town)
The boys are back in town
(The boys are back in town again)
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Bruce Springsteen's, "Born To Run"
Better Lyrics:
Cramps and gas,
Baby I've got the runs!
Original Lyrics:
Tramps like us,
Baby we were born to run!
Submitted by: George Lutz
Garth Brooks', "American Honky-Tonk Bar Association"
Better Lyrics:
Do not delay
Vote "No" today
On AHCA
On AHCA

(AHCA: American Health Care Act, aka Trumpcare)
Original Lyrics:
Do not delay
Contact today
Your AHBA
Your AHBA
Submitted by: not THE Donald

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