These are song lyrics for songs that we think are better or funnier than the original songs.
These are the leatest submissions to the site.
She drives the Bookmobile...
She's got the looks that kill...
Submitted by: Wendy
You gave me yeast
So I could rise again
To fold me up
And press me out again
You stretched me out upon a countertop
So much that I have formed a true consistency
You kneeded me
You kneeded me
You gave me strength
To stand alone again
To face the world
Out on my own again
You put me high upon a pedestal
So high that I could almost see eternity
You needed me
You needed me
Submitted by: Larry B
Hey there, Hi there, Ho there
You're as fired as can be!
Now's the time to say goodbye to all our company...
D-O-N-A-L-D T-R-U-M-P!... D-O-N... (See Ya!)
A-L-D...(Why? Because you're FIRED!)
T-R-U-M-P...
Hey there, Hi there, Ho there,
you're as welcome as can be!
Now's the time to say goodbye to all your company...
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E!... M-I-C... (See ya real soon!)
K-E-Y... (Why? Because we love you!)
M-O-U-S-E...
Submitted by: OBloodyHell
Get up
Throw up
Throw up all your food
Get up
Stand up
Stand up for your rights
Submitted by: Flash Flood
I dipped my finger down inside
Of that little Krackel bar that I did buy
Hershey's chocolate soup is what I felt
I held the gooey bar up, and I took a bite
Teeth are swamped with choco-mire
Maybe, next time, I'll eat before it melts
I dug my key into the side
Of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seats
I took a Louisville Slugger to both headlights
Slashed a hole in all four tires
Maybe, next time, he'll think before he cheats
Submitted by: Jonathan S.
And now I'm buying a new home
How do I get me a loan
How do I get me a loan
And now it chills me to the bone
How do I get you alone
How do I get you alone
Submitted by: Larry B
don’t want to be a Pokemon idiot
One series under the company
Fourth generation games of hysteria
Is calling out to third and fourth grade America
don’t want to be an American idiot
one nation under the media
information age of hysteria
is calling out to idiot America
Submitted by: billie joe armstrong fan A.K.A theflamelord
Solid Snake's a part of Brawl,
do you think it'll come out next fall?
What if God was one of us?
Just a slob like one of us?
Submitted by: The Nerd
Is this blood, is this blood that I'm peeing?
Is this love, is this love that I'm feeling?
Submitted by: Aninnymouse
Let the shawties hit the flo'!
Let the bodies hit the floor!
Submitted by: Aninnymouse
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