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These are song lyrics for songs that we think are better or funnier than the original songs. These are the leatest submissions to the site.

Madonna ft. Justin Timberlake, Timbaland's, "4 Minutes"
Better Lyrics:
We all want it
And Trump has got it
Asia needs it
Peace with Kim Jong Un
Can't believe it
It is surreal just
Shocked the world and
Trump secured what we want

No more debating
We only got this summit
To save the world
No procrastinating
Sign a Doc
Take Kim's word
The world had waited
We only got this summit
To save the world
No war gaming
We only got this summit,
This summit

[Trump]
.... "It's Solved"
Original Lyrics:
If you want it
You already got it
If you thought it
It better be what you want
If you feel it
It must be real just
Say the word and
I'm a give you what you want

Time is waiting
We only got four minutes
To save the world
No hesitating
Grab a boy
Grab a girl
Time is waiting
We only got four minutes
To save the world
No hesitating
We only got four minutes,
Four minutes
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Sailor Moon's, "Sailor Moon Theme "
Better Lyrics:
So much better than Moonlight
But not better then Limelight
But better then Friday Night Lights
It is the show Called Sailor Moon
Original Lyrics:
Fighting Evil By Moonlight
Winning Love By Daylight
Never Running from a Real Fight
She is the One Called Sailor Moon
Submitted by: e
The Seekers', "Georgy Girl"
Better Lyrics:
Hey there, porky girl
There's another thin girl deep inside
Forget all the blubber you hide and, oh, join a gym and see
No more obesity for land whales like thee!
Original Lyrics:
Hey there, Georgy girl
There's another Georgy deep inside
Bring out all the love you hide and, oh, what a change there'd be
The world would see a new Georgy girl
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Munchkins of Oz's, "Ding Dong the Witch is Dead"
Better Lyrics:
(Post Trump election.)
America; I must aver, I thoroughly examined her
And she's not only merely fucked, she's really most sincerely fucked
Original Lyrics:
As Coroner I must aver, I thoroughly examined her
And she's not only merely dead, she's really most sincerely dead
Submitted by: Sheogorath
Original Cast of Mean Girls: The Musical's, "I'd Rather Be Me"
Better Lyrics:
We're supposed to all be saintly
And be nurturing and care.
Is that really fair? We cannot fight, we have to share.
Here's the way that turns out: We always understand
How to slap someone down
With our underhand

So here's my right finger
To how "Christians" behave
'Cause sometimes what's meant to break you
Makes you brave
Original Lyrics:
We’re supposed to all be ladies
And be nurturing and care
Is that really fair?
Boys get to fight, we have to share

Here’s the way that turns out
We always understand
How to slap someone down
With our underhand

So here’s my right finger
To how girls should behave
'Cause sometimes what’s meant to break you
Makes you brave
Submitted by: Valya
The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Better Lyrics:
The chicken is in the order Galliformes
In a class of birds (in a class of birds)
Big ground-dwelling birds
Many species in the order Galliformes
Such as quail and grouse (such as quail and grouse)
And the junglefowl
Original Lyrics:
Welcome to the Hotel California
Such a lovely place (such a lovely place)
Such a lovely face.
Plenty of room at the Hotel California
Any time of year (any time of year)
You can find it here
Submitted by: Tyrannodactylus
Nightwish's, "Wish I Had An Angel"
Better Lyrics:
I wish I had a bagel for one moment of lunch.

I wish I had a bagel, that doughy, crisp crunch
I wish I had a bagel

I'm so bored with my lunch.

'Cause I'm tired of Cap'n Crunch

I wish I had a bagel to bite
Original Lyrics:
I wish I had an angel for one moment of love

I wish I had an angel, your Virgin Mary undone. BR>
I'm in love with my lust. BR>
Burning angel wings to dust

I wish I had your angel tonight.
Submitted by: Chan Mac
Disney Songs', "Zorro"
Better Lyrics:
(The same as Doug Montgomery's entry, just with greater accuracy.)
Out of the sack, when the new moon is black,
Comes Zorro, with a knife in his back!
Original Lyrics:
Out of the night, when the full moon is bright,
Comes the horseman known as Zorro!
Submitted by: Sheogorath
Boomtown Rats', "I Don't Like Mondays"
Better Lyrics:
('Autism parents' often say, "I love my child, but I hate their autism." However, when you hate autism, you hate autistic people's neurology, the very thing that makes us who we are, and thus hate the very core of our personhood. This Epic Logic was provided to you courtesy of Autism.)
Tell me why
I don’t love my child
Tell me why
I don’t love my child
Tell me why
I don’t love my child
I wanna shoot autism down
Original Lyrics:
Tell me why
I don’t like Mondays
Tell me why
I don’t like Mondays
Tell me why
I don’t like Mondays
I wanna shoot the whole day down
Submitted by: Sheogorath
Dolly Parton's, "Jolene"
Better Lyrics:
Gilzean, Gilzean, Gilzean, Gilzean. I'm beggin' of you please don't shoot my man. Gilzean, Gilzean, Gilzean, Gilzean. Please don't shoot him just because you can.
Original Lyrics:
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene. I'm beggin' of you please don't take my man. Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene. Please don't take him just because you can.
Submitted by: Edward

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