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These are song lyrics for songs that we think are better or funnier than the original songs. These are the leatest submissions to the site.

The Knack's, "My Sharona"
Better Lyrics:
You must think we're fuckin dumb,fuckin dumb
When you're on camera stealing ties Winona
Original Lyrics:
Ooh my little pretty one,my pretty one
When you gonna give me some time Sharona
Submitted by: Ed Ehren
Jefferson Airplane's, "White Rabbit"
Better Lyrics:
One pill makes you larger and one pill makes you small

And one gives you a pussy,whereas once you had some balls


Go ask Alice,who used to be Paul
Original Lyrics:
One pill makes you larger and one pill makes you small

And the ones that mother gives you don't do anything at all


Go ask Alice,when she's ten feet tall
Submitted by: Ed Ehren
Morris Albert's, "Feelings"
Better Lyrics:
CNN's Panel on Gun Violence

Gun Violence Victim:
"I lost my son at Sandy Hook. No parent should ever have to bury their child. There ought to be better controls on who can possess guns."

(Chorus)
Feelings, nothing more than Leftard feelings,
Trying to forget our history of guns
Crazies out there we can't face
Blame it on the make, model, ammunition!

Hypicritical Hollywood Celeb with Armed Security
"This gun epidemic has to stop! Abolish the Second Amendment! Hold up... Hey! Security! Got another stalking wacko following me!"

(Chorus)

Three Fat, Liberal College Girls on a Street Corner:
"Guns scare us. All guns should be banned. If we ban gun ownership, none of this violence will ever happen again!

(Chorus)

Leftard Democrat Congressman:
"I'd like to put a bullet in Trump's head!"

(Chorus)
Original Lyrics:
Feelings, nothing more than feelings,
Trying to forget my feelings of love.
Teardrops rolling down on my face,
Trying to forget my feelings of love.
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Queen's, "Another One Bites The Dust"
Better Lyrics:
Another one finds my brush.

Another one finds my brush.

And another one found, and another one found,

Another one finds my brush.

Hey, I'm gonna brush my teeth.

Another one finds my brush.
Original Lyrics:
Another one bites the dust.

Another one bites the dust.

And another one down, and another one down,

Another one bites the dust.

Hey, I'm gonna get you too.

Another one bites the dust.
Submitted by: Darius Whitehead
Queen's, "Another one bites the dust"
Better Lyrics:
Another one bites my nuts

Another one bites my nuts

And another one gone,and another one gone

Another ones bites my nuts

Hey,I'm gonna get you,too

Another one bites my nuts
Original Lyrics:
Another one bites the dust

Another one bites the dust

And another one gone,and another one gone

Another one bites the dust

Hey,I'm gonna get you,too

Another one bites the dust
Submitted by: Ed Ehren
Romantics', "Talking In Your Sleep"
Better Lyrics:
I hear the secrets that you keep

As up your ass your panties creep
Original Lyrics:
I hear the secrets that you keep

As you're talking in your sleep
Submitted by: Ed Ehren
Michael Jackson's, "Beat It"
Better Lyrics:
Her jacket, jacket, jacket, jacket
CNN only attacks it
Isn't it funny that they can't get it right?
Not about immigration alright
Her jacket, jacket
Can't crack it, crack it
Mel wore it, backs it
Why the hell all this racket???
Original Lyrics:
Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
No one wants to be defeated
Showin' how funky and strong is your fight
It doesn't matter who's wrong or right
Just beat it, beat it
Just beat it, beat it
Just beat it, beat it
Just beat it, beat it
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Frank's 2000" TV"
Better Lyrics:
Everybody in the town

Can hear those 90,000 pounds of Dolby sound
Original Lyrics:
Everybody in the town

Can hear those 90,000 watts of Dolby sound
Submitted by: Spinny
Madonna ft. Justin Timberlake, Timbaland's, "4 Minutes"
Better Lyrics:
We all want it
And Trump has got it
Asia needs it
Peace with Kim Jong Un
Can't believe it
It is surreal just
Shocked the world and
Trump secured what we want

No more debating
We only got this summit
To save the world
No procrastinating
Sign a Doc
Take Kim's word
The world had waited
We only got this summit
To save the world
No war gaming
We only got this summit,
This summit

[Trump]
.... "It's Solved"
Original Lyrics:
If you want it
You already got it
If you thought it
It better be what you want
If you feel it
It must be real just
Say the word and
I'm a give you what you want

Time is waiting
We only got four minutes
To save the world
No hesitating
Grab a boy
Grab a girl
Time is waiting
We only got four minutes
To save the world
No hesitating
We only got four minutes,
Four minutes
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Sailor Moon's, "Sailor Moon Theme "
Better Lyrics:
So much better than Moonlight
But not better then Limelight
But better then Friday Night Lights
It is the show Called Sailor Moon
Original Lyrics:
Fighting Evil By Moonlight
Winning Love By Daylight
Never Running from a Real Fight
She is the One Called Sailor Moon
Submitted by: e

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