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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Theme Songs that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 532 misheard song lyrics for Theme Songs on amIright currently.

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"21 Jump Street"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't need permission to the Sidewalk Jubilee.
Original Lyrics:
Don't need permission to decide what you believe.
"Absolutely Fabulous"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wheels on fire,
Burning down the road
Better roll up my mystery,
Let this little town explode
Original Lyrics:
Wheels on fire,
Rolling down the road.
Best notify my next of kin,
This wheel shall explode.
"Alvin And The Chipmunks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Alvin, Simon, The other one
Original Lyrics:
Alvin, Simon, Theodore
"America, F*** Yeah"
Misheard Lyrics:
Band's maid, f*** yeah!
Original Lyrics:
Band aids, f*** yeah!
From 'Team America: World Police'.
"American Dragon (Jake Long)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Skittles'll kill ya.
Original Lyrics:
His skills are getting faster.
"American Dragon: Jake Long"
Misheard Lyrics:
Evil one-eyed dragon
He's the American Dragon.
Original Lyrics:
People were not braggin'
He's the American Dragon.
"American Dragon: Jake Long"
Misheard Lyrics:
He a one-armed dragon
Original Lyrics:
People were not braggin'.
"American Dragon: Jake Long"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's a one-eyed Dragon
Original Lyrics:
He's the American Dragon.
"Animaniacs"
Misheard Lyrics:
Animaniacs; don't call us, fax.
Original Lyrics:
Animaniacs; those are the facts.
"Animaniacs"
Misheard Lyrics:
While Rita sings or purrs
Original Lyrics:
While Rita sings a verse
"BJ And The Bear (TV Theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blue jeans and better scenes
And best of all you don't pay property tax.
Original Lyrics:
New dreams and better scenes
And best of all you don't pay property tax.
"BJ And The Bear"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blue jeans and better scenes
And best of all you don't pay property tax.
Original Lyrics:
New dreams and better scenes
And best of all you don't pay property tax.
"BJ and the Bear (TV Theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
He just keep a movin',
And keeps 'em provin',
Everyday is better than the bear.
Original Lyrics:
He just keep a movin',
Ladies keep improving,
Every day is better than the last.
"Barney the Dinosaur (Barney Theme Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
And when he's hard, its what we call an excellant sensation.
Original Lyrics:
And when he's tall, he's what we call a dinosaur sensation.
"Bear In The Big Blue House"
Misheard Lyrics:
Welcome, welcome, welcome
To the Igloo House.
Original Lyrics:
Welcome, welcome, welcome
To the Big Blue House.
"Bear In The Big Blue House"
Misheard Lyrics:
Welcome, welcome, welcome
To the Igloo House.
Original Lyrics:
Welcome, welcome, welcome
To the Big Blue House.
"Beetleborgs Metallix"
Misheard Lyrics:
Peter, Paul and Alex
Original Lyrics:
Beetleborgs Metallix
"Ben 10"
Misheard Lyrics:
Excited when an alien device did what it did.
Original Lyrics:
It started when an alien device did what it did.
"Beverly Hillbillies"
Misheard Lyrics:
And then one day he was shootin' at some coon
Original Lyrics:
And then one day he was shootin' at some food
"Big Bad Beetleborgs"
Misheard Lyrics:
Big Bad Pizza Boys
Original Lyrics:
Big Bad Beetleborgs
"Big Blue Marble"
Misheard Lyrics:
Our difference is our problems.
Original Lyrics:
Our differences, our problems
"Bob The Builder"
Misheard Lyrics:
So f****** busy
Original Lyrics:
Scoop, muck and dizzy
"Bob The Builder"
Misheard Lyrics:
So f****ing busy
Original Lyrics:
Scoop, Muck and Dizzy
"California Dreams"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sky aboves and belows
Original Lyrics:
Sky above, sand below
"Car 54, Where Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Khruschev's due and I'll go wild.
Original Lyrics:
Khruschev's due at Idlewild.
"Car 54, Where Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kruchev's new and I know while.
Original Lyrics:
Khrushchev's due at Idlewild.
"Car 54, Where Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a cow that's gored a child Kruschev's due at Idlewild
Original Lyrics:
There's a scout group short a child Kruschev's due at Idlewild
"Car 54, Where Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a scout troop short a child
Khrushchev's nude and I go wild.
Original Lyrics:
There's a scout troop short a child
Khrushchev's due at Idlewild.
Note: Idlewild is the original name of JFK International Airport.
"Car 54, Where Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a sculpture for a child
Who just threw an Idyllwild.
Original Lyrics:
There's a scout troop short a child
Khrushchev's due at Idlewild.
"Casper The Friendly Ghost"
Misheard Lyrics:
Casper, The Friendly Ghost
Couldn't be better than me.
Original Lyrics:
Casper, The Friendly Ghost
Couldn't be bad or mean.
"Casper, The Friendly Ghost"
Misheard Lyrics:
The grown-ups fight
Look at him with fright
Original Lyrics:
The grown-ups might
Look at him with fright
"Cat-Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gotta wrap the butter
Gotta try to get along.
Original Lyrics:
Gotta rise above it
Gotta try to get along.
"Cat-Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
One day with a woof and a purr
A baby was born and they called it Little Sir
Original Lyrics:
One day with a woof and a purr
A baby was born and it caused a little stir
"CatDog"
Misheard Lyrics:
One dine day with a wolf and a bird
A baby was born and it caused a little stir
Original Lyrics:
One fine day with a woof and a purr
A baby was born and it caused a little stir
"CatDog"
Misheard Lyrics:
One fine day with a 'woof' and a 'purr', a baby was born in a closet and disturbed.
Original Lyrics:
One fine day with a 'woof' and a 'purr', a baby was born and it caused a little stir.
"CatDog"
Misheard Lyrics:
One fine day with a 'woof' and a 'purr'
A baby was born in a garbage truck.
Original Lyrics:
One fine day with a 'woof' and a 'purr'
A baby was born, and it caused a little stir.
"CatDog"
Misheard Lyrics:
One fine day with a 'woof' and a 'purr'
A baby was born in a closet and disturbed.
Original Lyrics:
One fine day with a 'woof' and a 'purr'
A baby was born and it caused a little stir.
"Catdog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fat Dog Fat dog
Original Lyrics:
Cat dog Cat dog
"Catdog"
Misheard Lyrics:
One dine day with a wolf & a bird
A baby was born and it caused a little stir.
Original Lyrics:
One fine day with a woof and a purr
A baby was born and it cause a little stir.
"Catdog"
Misheard Lyrics:
One fine day when a wolf met a bird
A baby was boarded in a closet and disturbed
Original Lyrics:
One fine day with a woof and a purr
A baby was born and it cause a little stir.
"Chico And The Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dotto! Things will be better.
Original Lyrics:
And I know, things will be better.
"Chip & Dale Rescue Rangers"
Misheard Lyrics:
Somehow an ever-strobe gets solved.
Original Lyrics:
Somehow whatever's wrong gets solved.
"Count Duckula (Closing)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Man you gotta brush your teeth, Duckula
Original Lyrics:
Man, you've had a brush with Duckula.
"Count Duckula (Opening)"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the heart of Pennsylvania
With the vampire pulled a finger.
Original Lyrics:
In the heart of Transylvania
In the Vampire Hall of Fame-yeah.
"Count Duckula (Opening)"
Misheard Lyrics:
You want bite a piece of man?
'Cause you don't know how he hacks.
Original Lyrics:
He won't bite beast or man
'Cause he's a vegetarian.
"Daniel Boone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Daniel Boone was a man
He was a big man!
He would fight for his carrots
Yes, he'd fight for his carrots so did he.
Original Lyrics:
Daniel Boone was a man,
Yes, a big man!
And he fought for America
To make all Americans free!
"Dark And Dirty"
Misheard Lyrics:
How we wished that dark and dirty
Nourished everywhere!
Original Lyrics:
How we wished that dark and dirty
Flourished everywhere!
From the 'My Little Pony' TV show, Episode 3 'The End of Flutter Valley, Part 3'
"Darkwing Duck"
Misheard Lyrics:
Check me, am I right?
Original Lyrics:
Champion of right
"Darkwing Duck"
Misheard Lyrics:
O-C-W ! O-C-W !
Original Lyrics:
When there's trouble, you call D.W.
"Darkwing Duck"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who's that coming 'round behind
The shadow in the skies?
Original Lyrics:
Who's that cunning mind behind
The shadowy disguise?
"Darkwing Duck"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who's that gunning my behind?
Original Lyrics:
Who's that cunning mind behind
"Days Of Our Lives"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is Madame Currie.
Original Lyrics:
This is MacDonald Carey.
[Ed.'s note: There was an earlier entry for this same misheard passage, I'm just wondering how some listeners can mishear a spoken line from an otherwise instrumental soap theme. But then again, others wonder how MacDonald Carey can still say this line several years after his death (April 4, 1994).]
"Days Of Our Lives"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is my dumb old carrot
And these are the days of our lives.
Original Lyrics:
This is MacDonald Carey
And these are the Days Of Our Lives.
"Days Of Our Lives"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is my gum care and these are the days of our lives
Original Lyrics:
This is MacDonald Carey and these are the Days of Our Lives.
Deaf in one ear, Can't hear out the other adds: "This was the first version where MacDonald Carey had said the line. In the second version it is spoken a bit more clearly. Was it because it was commonly misheard?"
"Days Of Our Lives"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is my gum care and these are the days of our lives
Original Lyrics:
This is MacDonald Carey and these are the days of our lives
"Dexter's Laboratory (ending credits theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Into the doom barrel, past the bolted door.
Original Lyrics:
Enter at your own peril, past the vaulted door.
"Dexter's Laboratory"
Misheard Lyrics:
Enter at your own peril, past the vaulted door.
Original Lyrics:
Enter at your own peril, past the bolted door.
"Dexter's Laboratory"
Misheard Lyrics:
Intellectual barrel; past the bolted door...
Original Lyrics:
Enter at your own peril, past the bolted door...
"Diff'rent Strokes"
Misheard Lyrics:
A man is bored....
Original Lyrics:
A man is born, he's a man of means
"Diff'rent Strokes"
Misheard Lyrics:
A man is born, he's a mad of seeds
Then along comes two, they have nothing but day's means.
Original Lyrics:
A man is born, he's a man of means
Then along come two, they got nothing but their jeans.
"Diff'rent Strokes"
Misheard Lyrics:
A man is born, he's a man of hate.
Original Lyrics:
A man is born, he's a man of means.
"Diff'rent Strokes"
Misheard Lyrics:
A man is born, he's a man of hate
And along come tooth, they got nothing but the cheese.
Original Lyrics:
A man is born, he's a man of means
Then along come two, they got nothing but their jeans.
"Diff'rent Strokes"
Misheard Lyrics:
A man is born, he's a man of hate
And along come tooth, they got nothing but to cheats.
Original Lyrics:
A man is born, he's a man of means.
Then along come two, they got nothing but their jeans.
"Diff'rent Strokes"
Misheard Lyrics:
A man is born, he's a man of meat
Then along comes two, they've got nothing but the cheese.
Original Lyrics:
A man is born, he's a man of means.
Then along come two, they got nothing but their jeans.
"Diff'rent Strokes"
Misheard Lyrics:
A man is born, he's a man of needs
Then along come two, they've got nothing but their dreams.
Original Lyrics:
A man is born, he's a man of means
Then along come two, they got nothing but their jeans.
"Diff'rent Strokes"
Misheard Lyrics:
A man is born, he's a mental case
Then along come two, they got nothing but the genes.
Original Lyrics:
A man is born, he's a man of means
Then along come two, they got nothing but their jeans.
"Diff'rent Strokes"
Misheard Lyrics:
A man is born
He's a melody.
Original Lyrics:
A man is born
He's a man of means.
"Diff'rent Strokes"
Misheard Lyrics:
The man is bold
He's a man of dreams
Original Lyrics:
A man is born
He's a man of means
"Diff'rent Strokes"
Misheard Lyrics:
A man is born, he's a man of means.
Then along come two, they got nothing but their jeans
or
The man is bored, he's a man of schemes
Then along come two, they've got nothing but their dreams
or
The man is bored, he's a man of schemes
Then along come two, they've got nothing but their dreams
Original Lyrics:
A man is born, he's a man of means.
Then along comes two, they got nothing but the streets
"Diff'rent Strokes"
Misheard Lyrics:
When a man is born he's a melody
Then along comes two, they got nothing but the genes.
Original Lyrics:
A man is born, he's a man of means
Then along come two, they got nothing but their jeans.
"Digimon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Digimon, Digital Monsters, Digimon Garlic Champions
Original Lyrics:
Digimon, Digital Monsters, Digimon are the Champions
"Digimon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Digimon, Digital Monsters, Digimon Garlic Chunkens
Original Lyrics:
Digimon, Digital Monsters, Digimon are the Champions
"Digimon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Digimon, digital champions
Digimon garther champions
Original Lyrics:
Digimon, digital monsters
Digimon are the champions.
"Digimon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Digimon, digital monsters
Digimon car the champions.
Original Lyrics:
Digimon, digital monsters
Digimon are the champions.
"Digimon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Digimon, digital monsters
Digimon garlic champions
Original Lyrics:
Digimon, digital monsters
Digimon are the champions.
"Duck Tales (Finnish)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your arms are broken.
Original Lyrics:
Ja Anstad laukee
"Duck Tales"
Misheard Lyrics:
D-d-d-danger, look behind you.
Original Lyrics:
D-d-d-danger, watch behind you.
"Duck Tales"
Misheard Lyrics:
Life is like a Burger King.
Original Lyrics:
Life is like a hurricane.
"Engie Benjy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Airshie Beshie, Ju-mush a-fan
Original Lyrics:
Engie Benjy, Jollop and Dan
"Engie Benjy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Engie Benjy shut up and drive
Original Lyrics:
Engie Benjy, Jollop and Dan
"Engie Benjy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Engie Benjy, Jonathon Dunn
Original Lyrics:
Engie Benjy, Jollop and Dan
"Engie Benjy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Engie Benjy, Tel-a-ma-naarge
Original Lyrics:
Engie Benjy, Jollop and Dan
"Engie Benjy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Engie Benjy, jump up and down
Original Lyrics:
Engie Benjy, Jollop and Dan
"Engie Benjy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Engie Benjy, shut up and die
Original Lyrics:
Engie Benjy, Jollop and Dan
"Engie Benjy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Engie Benjy, shut up and down.
Original Lyrics:
Engie Benjy, Jollop and Dan
"Engie Benjy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Enjy Benjy commit suicide!
Original Lyrics:
Engie Benjy, Jollop and Dan
"Everywhere You Look ('Full House' Theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
What ever happened to Little Billy T?
Original Lyrics:
What ever happened to predictability?
"Everywhere You Look ('Full House' Theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whatever happened to the mint in guarantee?
The milkman, the paperboy, eating and tv
Original Lyrics:
What ever happened to predictability?
The milkman, the paperboy, evening MTV
"Everywhere You Look ('Full House' Theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whatever happened to the old man in Tahiti?
The milkman, the paperboy, and even MTV?
Original Lyrics:
Whatever happened to predictability?
The milkman, the paperboy, and evening TV?
"Everywhere You Look (Theme from 'Full House')"
Misheard Lyrics:
A lion is waiting to carry you home.
Original Lyrics:
A light is waiting to carry you home.
"Everywhere You Look (Theme from 'Full House')"
Misheard Lyrics:
Even MTV
Original Lyrics:
Evening TV
"Everywhere You Look (Theme from 'Full House')"
Misheard Lyrics:
From here to Hong Kong, too
Original Lyrics:
A hand to hold on to
"Everywhere You Look (Theme from 'Full House')"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hear the horn honk to you.
Original Lyrics:
A hand to hold on to
"Everywhere You Look (Theme from 'Full House')"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hear the horn honk to you.
Original Lyrics:
A hand to hold on to
"Everywhere You Look (Theme from 'Full House')"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hit a home run to ya.
Original Lyrics:
A hand to hold on to
"Everywhere You Look (Theme from 'Full House')"
Misheard Lyrics:
The milk man and the paperboy
He man, she man
Original Lyrics:
The milkman and the paperboy
Evening TV.
"Everywhere You Look (Theme from 'Full House')"
Misheard Lyrics:
The milk man, the paperboy, and even Aunt Didi.
Original Lyrics:
The milk man, the paperboy, and evening TV.
"Everywhere You Look (Theme from 'Full House')"
Misheard Lyrics:
What ever happed to Nick 'The Villian' T?
Original Lyrics:
What ever happened to predictability?
"Everywhere You Look (Theme from 'Full House')"
Misheard Lyrics:
What ever happened to predictability?
The milkman, the paperboy, even MTV.
Original Lyrics:
What ever happened to predictability?
The milkman, the paperboy, evening TV.
"Everywhere You Look (Theme from 'Full House')"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you're lost out there and on your own.
Original Lyrics:
When you're lost out there and all alone.
"Fables of the Green Forest"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the Green Forrest
The Green Forrest
Reddy and Redtail
Fight.
Original Lyrics:
In the Green Forest
The Green Forest
You will see an occasional
Fight.
"Fairly Odd Parents"
Misheard Lyrics:
Be sent up to his room, smoking instantly.
Original Lyrics:
Doom and gloom up in his room, is broken instantly.
"Fairly Odd Parents"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the gloom and doom up in his room
is broken instantly
By a pair of little fish that turn his every wish
into reality!
Original Lyrics:
But gloom and doom up in his room
Is broken instantly
By his magic little fish who grant his every wish
'cause in reality...
"Fairly Odd Parents"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tune with prunes up in his room
Strum again instantly.
Original Lyrics:
Doom and gloom up in his room, is broken instantly.
"Fairly OddParents"
Misheard Lyrics:
Timmy is an average kid that no one understands
Mom and Dad and Vicky always giving him commands
Found a joint up in his room
And smoked it instantly
With his plastic little fish who grant his every wish.
Original Lyrics:
Timmy is an average kid that no one understands
Mom and Dad and Vicky always giving him commands
But gloom and doom up in his room
Is broken instantly
By his magic little fish who grant his every wish.
"Fairly Oddparents"
Misheard Lyrics:
B**ch work
Original Lyrics:
Bed twerp
"Fairly Oddparents"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bat twerp!
or
Beg, twerp!
Original Lyrics:
Bed, twerp!
Sung by the character Vicki.
"Fairly Oddparents"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beat it, twerp!
Original Lyrics:
Bed, twerp!
"Fairly Oddparents"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mom and Dad and Vicky always giving him comments
Bad twerp!
Original Lyrics:
Mom and Dad and Vicky always giving him commands
Bed, twerp!
"Fairly Oddparents"
Misheard Lyrics:
Vikki: Bad twerp!
Original Lyrics:
Vikki: Bed, twerp!
"Family Guy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Buffy is a family guy.
Original Lyrics:
Lucky there's a family guy.
"Family Guy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Happy as a family guy
Original Lyrics:
Lucky there's a family guy.
"Family Guy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Happy is our family guy.
Original Lyrics:
Lucky there's a family guy.
"Family Guy"
Misheard Lyrics:
It seems today that all you see
Is violence and movies and sex on T.V.
Original Lyrics:
It seems today that all you see
Is violence in movies and sex on T.V.
"Family Guy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucky he's a family guy
Original Lyrics:
Lucky there's a family guy.
"Family Guy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
all the things that make us f'ing cry.
Original Lyrics:
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
all the things that make us laugh and cry.
"Family Guy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the things that make us effin' cry.
Original Lyrics:
Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the things that make us laugh and cry.
"Family Guy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the things that make us lack and cry.
Original Lyrics:
Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the things that make us laugh and cry.
"Family Guy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucky there's a man who, positively can do, all the things that make us F'n cry!
Original Lyrics:
Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the things that make us laugh and cry!
"Family Guy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Make us Griffins Cry
Original Lyrics:
Make you laugh and cry
"Family Guy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Make you effen cry
Original Lyrics:
Make you laugh and cry
"Felix The Cat"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whenever when he needs a fix
He reaches into his bag of tricks.
Original Lyrics:
Whenever he is in a fix
He reaches into his bag of tricks.
"Fight! (Mighty Morphin Power Rangers theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh Jason
Oh Jason
Now fight!
Original Lyrics:
We'll take them
We'll take them
Down. Fight!
"Fireman Sam"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's always on the scene - Fireman Sam! And his engines bright green - Fireman!
Original Lyrics:
He's always on the scene - Fireman Sam! And his engines bright and clean - Fireman Sam!
"Flintstones (Closing Theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Flintstones, with the Flintstones
They're a part of stone age family
From the trough of Bedrock
They're a place right out of history
Someday, maybe crackle win the fight
Then that cat will stay out for the night
When you're with the Flintstones
Have a yabba-dabba-do time
A dabba-do time
We'll have a gale time
We'll have a gale time.
Original Lyrics:
Flintstones, meet the Flintstones
They're the modern stone age family
From the town of Bedrock
They're a page right out of history
Someday, maybe Fred will win the fight
Then that cat will stay out for the night
When you're with the Flintstones
Have a yabba-dabba-do time
A dabba-do time
We'll have a gay old time
We'll have a gay old time.
"Flintstones (Opening Theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Flintstones, meet the Flintstones,
They're a monostoic family
Original Lyrics:
Flintstones, meet the Flintstones
They're the modern Stone-Age family
"Flintstones (Opening Theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Flintstones, with the Flintstones
They're a part of stone age family
From the trough of Bedrock
They're a place right out of history
Let's ride with the family down the street
Through the courtesy of friends to meet
When you're with the Flintstones
Have a yabba-dabba-do time
A dabba-do time
We'll have a gale time.
Original Lyrics:
Flintstones, meet the Flintstones
They're the modern Stone-Age family
From the town of Bedrock
They're a page right out of history
Let's ride with the family down the street
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet
When you're with the Flintstones
Have a yabba-dabba-do time
A dabba-do time
We'll have a gay old time.
"Flintstones Theme"
Misheard Lyrics:
Flintstones, meet the Flintstones,
they're a Montessori family.
Original Lyrics:
Flintstones, meet the Flintstones,
they're a modern stone age family.
Montessori is the name of a private school for young children.
"Flintstones' Theme Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
They're a page right out of this story.
Original Lyrics:
They're a page right out of history.
"Flintstones' Theme"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's go meet the family down the street, they'll have lots of things for us to eat.
Original Lyrics:
Let's ride with the family down the street, through the courtesy of Fred's two feet.
"Flintstones' Theme"
Misheard Lyrics:
One day, Davey Crocker will win that fight
Then that cat will stay out for the night.
Original Lyrics:
Someday, maybe Fred will win the fight
Then that cat will stay out for the night.
"Flintstones"
Misheard Lyrics:
Best friends with the family down the street.
Original Lyrics:
Let's ride with the family down the street.
"Flintstones"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cruise off for to see a place to eat.
Original Lyrics:
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet.
"Flintstones"
Misheard Lyrics:
Flintstones
meet the flintstones
they're a monostory family
From the town of bedrock
na na na na na na mystery
Original Lyrics:
Flintstones
meet the Flintstones
they're a modern stone age family
from the town of bedrock
they're a page right out of history
"Flintstones"
Misheard Lyrics:
Flintstones, meet the Flintstones
They are driving into a chestnut tree.
Original Lyrics:
Flintstones, meet the Flintstones
They're a modern Stone Age family.
"Flintstones"
Misheard Lyrics:
Flintstones, meet the Flintstones
They're a monkey started family.
Original Lyrics:
Flintstones, meet the Flintstones
They're a modern Stone-Age family.
"Flintstones"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hand the paper back to me, to me.
Original Lyrics:
They're a page right out of history.
"Flintstones"
Misheard Lyrics:
Join us with the family down the street
Through the courtesy of Flintstone feet.
Original Lyrics:
Let's ride with the family down the street
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet.
"Flintstones"
Misheard Lyrics:
Join us with the family down the street
Wilma turns to see her first defeat.
Original Lyrics:
Let's ride with the family down the street
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet.
***Editor's Note: I know that the submissions for this song are inconsistent as far as the title is concerned; some of them say "The Flintstones" and others say "Flintstones"; at some point I will decide whether the word "The" shall appear at the beginning of the title in each one of them.
"Flintstones"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's ride with family down the street
Through the courtesy of pretzeled feet.
Original Lyrics:
Let's ride with the family down the street
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet.
"Flintstones"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's ride with the family down the street
Through the turn and see a special treat.
Original Lyrics:
Let's ride with the family down the street
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet.
"Flintstones"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's ride with the family down the street
Bruno, courtesy of your two feet
Original Lyrics:
Let's ride with the family down the street.
Through the couserty of Fred's two feet
"Flintstones"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's ride with the family down the street
Through the town and see a place complete
Original Lyrics:
Let's ride with the family down the street
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet
"Flintstones"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's ride with the family down the street
through the courtesy of friends you meet
Original Lyrics:
Let's ride with the family down the street
through the courtesy of Fred's two feet
"Flintstones"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's ride with the family down the street
to the courtesy of Chrysler feat
Original Lyrics:
Let's ride with the family down the street,
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet
"Flintstones"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's ride with the family down the street
Rudolph, glad to see a person beat!
Original Lyrics:
Let's ride with the family down the street
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet.
"Flintstones"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's ride with the family down the street.
Through the courtesy of friends from Pete
Original Lyrics:
Let's ride, with the family down the street.
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet
"Flintstones"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's ride with the family down the street
Rudolf, courtesy of Fred's two feet.
Original Lyrics:
Let's ride with the family down the street
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet.
"Flintstones"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's ride with the family down the street
Through the courtesy of friends from Pete.
or
Let's ride, with the family down the street
With the courtesy of Pistol Pete.
Original Lyrics:
Let's ride, with the family down the street
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet.
"Flintstones"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's ride with the family down the street
To the courtesy of friends to meet.
Original Lyrics:
Let's ride with the family down the street
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet.
"Flintstones"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's ride with the family down the street
Through the courtesy of Chris and Pete.
Original Lyrics:
Let's ride with the family down the street
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet.
"Flintstones"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's ride with the family down the street
Through the courtesy of Wednesday beat.
Original Lyrics:
Let's ride with the family down the street
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet.
"Flintstones"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's ride with the family down the street
To the place where kids will never meet.
Original Lyrics:
Let's ride with the family down the street
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet.
"Flintstones"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's ride
With the family down the street
To the turdiseum, press their feet!
Original Lyrics:
Let's ride
With the family down the street
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet.
"Flintstones"
Misheard Lyrics:
One day maybe Fred will win the fight
And that, that will save us for the night.
Original Lyrics:
One day, maybe Fred will win the fight
And that cat will stay out for the night.
"Flintstones"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rudolph, he can't find his pers'nal peace
Original Lyrics:
Through the courtesy of Fred's 2 feet
"Flintstones"
Misheard Lyrics:
Someday maybe crack the window pipe
Original Lyrics:
Someday, maybe Fred will win the fight.
"Flintstones"
Misheard Lyrics:
Someday, Davey Crockett wins the fight.
Original Lyrics:
Someday, maybe Fred will win the fight.
"Flintstones"
Misheard Lyrics:
Someday, Davey Kreck'll win the fight
Then they'll, they will stay up for the night.
Original Lyrics:
Someday, maybe Fred will win the fight
Then that cat will stay out for the night.
"Flintstones"
Misheard Lyrics:
Someday, maybe Fred will win the fight, and the gang will trampoline all night
Original Lyrics:
Someday, maybe Fred will win the fight, Then the cat will stay out for the night
"Flintstones"
Misheard Lyrics:
Someday, they'd be freckled for a bite
Then that-that will stay out for the night.
Original Lyrics:
Someday, maybe Fred will win the fight
Then that cat will stay out for the night.
"Flintstones"
Misheard Lyrics:
Someday, they'll be careful when they fight,
Then the cat will stay out for tonight
Original Lyrics:
Someday, maybe Fred will win the fight,
Then the cat will stay out for the night
"Flintstones"
Misheard Lyrics:
Someday, they'll be freckled when to fight.
Then that cat will stay out for the night.
Original Lyrics:
Someday, maybe Fred will win the fight
Then that cat will stay out for the night.
"Flintstones"
Misheard Lyrics:
Someday, they'll be pretzels on the flight.
Original Lyrics:
One day, maybe Fred will win the fight.
"Flintstones"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sunday may be canceled with the fight.
Then the cat will stay out for the night.
Original Lyrics:
Someday maybe Fred will win the fight.
Then the cat will stay out for the night.
"Flintstones"
Misheard Lyrics:
That right, they're the family down the street
And the place that we can all just meet.
Original Lyrics:
Let's ride with the family down the street
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet.
"Flintstones"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's right, with the family down the street.
Rudolph, courtesy of Pretzel Pete
or
That's right 'cause the family down the street.
Euldoph eats his very own feet
or
That's right 'cause the family down the street.
Euldoph eats his very own feet
Original Lyrics:
Let's ride with the family down the street.
Through the courtesy of Fred's 2 feet.
"Flintstones"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's right,
with the family down the street
Through the courtesy of friends you feed
Original Lyrics:
Let's ride,
with the family down the street
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet
"Flintstones"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's right, they're the family down the street
Rudolph, courtesy of Mr. P.
Original Lyrics:
Let's ride with the family down the street
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet.
"Flintstones"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's right, we're the family down the street
Brutal, learn to see our friends compete.
Original Lyrics:
Let's ride, with the family down the street
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet.
"Flintstones"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's right, we're the family down the street
Brutal, learn to see our friends compete
Original Lyrics:
Let's ride, with the family down the street
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet
"Flintstones"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's right, we're the family down the street.
Rudolph, learn to see our friends compete.
Original Lyrics:
Let's ride with the family down the street.
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet.
"Flintstones"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's right, we're the family down the street
Screw the, courtesy of French to beat.
Original Lyrics:
Let's ride With the family down the street
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet.
"Flintstones"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's right, we're the family down the street
Through the courtesy of friends who eat.
Original Lyrics:
Let's ride with the family down the street
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet.
"Flintstones"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's right, whip the family down the street
Through the courtesty of Pistol Pete.
Original Lyrics:
Let's ride with the family down the street
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet.
"Flintstones"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's right, with the family down the street
Rudolph curtisy of friends to beat.
Original Lyrics:
Let's ride, with the family down the street
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet
"Flintstones"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's right
With the family down the street
Rudolph, courtesy of Pretzel Pete.
Original Lyrics:
Let's ride
With the family down the street
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet.
"Flintstones"
Misheard Lyrics:
They a modern stoney family
Bendin' out to Bedrock
They're a place right out of history
Original Lyrics:
They're the modern stone age family
From the town of Bedrock
They're a page right out of history
"Flintstones"
Misheard Lyrics:
They're among historic families.
Original Lyrics:
They're a modern stone-age family.
"Flintstones"
Misheard Lyrics:
Through the courtesy of Fred's own feet.
Original Lyrics:
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet.
"Flintstones"
Misheard Lyrics:
Through the courtesy of your T.V.
Original Lyrics:
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet
"Flintstones"
Misheard Lyrics:
Turn off when you see a place to eat.
Original Lyrics:
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet.
"G.I. Joe"
Misheard Lyrics:
He never gives up
He'll stay Tuesday night
When G. I. Joe will dare!
Original Lyrics:
He never gives up
He'll stay till the fight's won
G. I. Joe will dare!
"G.I. Joe"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's G. I. Joe against Cobra and Jethro.
Original Lyrics:
It's G. I. Joe against Cobra and Destro.
"Gidget"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wait til you see my Gidget
Your Warner Brothers Valentine
Original Lyrics:
Wait til you see my Gidget
You'll want her for your Valentine
"Gilligan's Island (Closing Theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ifs and ups good-bye
Original Lyrics:
It's an uphill climb.
"Gilligan's Island (Closing Theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's an awful crime.
Original Lyrics:
It's an uphill climb.
"Gilligan's Island (Closing theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like robbers' Macarusso
Original Lyrics:
Like Robinson Crusoe
"Gilligan's Island"
Misheard Lyrics:
By passenger, set sail that day for a 3 hour tour, a 3 hour tour
Original Lyrics:
Five passengers set sail that day for a 3 hour tour, a 3 hour tour
"Gilligan's Island"
Misheard Lyrics:
If not for the courage of the fearless crew,
The middle would be lost.
Original Lyrics:
If not for the courage of the fearless crew,
The Minnow would be lost.
"Gilligan's Island"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fake boat trip
Original Lyrics:
Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip
"Gilligan's Island"
Misheard Lyrics:
That started from this habitat
Original Lyrics:
That started from this tropic port
"Gilligan's Island"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Mel whippy lost.
or
The medal would be lost.
or
The meadow would be lost.
Original Lyrics:
The Minnow would be lost.
The S.S. Minnow is the name of the boat seen in "Gilligan's Island".
"Gilligan's Island"
Misheard Lyrics:
The movie star
And the raft
Original Lyrics:
The movie star
And the rest
"Gilligan's Island"
Misheard Lyrics:
The ship sunk ground
Original Lyrics:
The ship struck ground
"Gilligan's Island"
Misheard Lyrics:
The ships had drowned on the shore of bays
On charted desert isle.
Original Lyrics:
The ship set ground on the shore of this
Uncharted desert isle.
"Gilligan's Island"
Misheard Lyrics:
The winter started getting rough.
The tiny ship was frost.
If not for the courage of the fearless group,
the meadow would be lost.
Original Lyrics:
The weather started getting rough.
The tiny ship was tossed.
If not for the courage of the fearless crew,
the Minnow would be lost.
"Golden Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the heart attacks would say
Thank you for being a friend.
Original Lyrics:
And the card attached would say
Thank you for being a friend.
"Good Times (Closing Theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just lookin' out of the window
Watching the afros grooooow
Thinkin' how we all look hand me down.
Original Lyrics:
Just lookin' out of the window
Watching the asphalt grow
Thinkin' how it all looks hand me down.
"Good Times (Closing Theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just lookin' out of the window
Watching the asphalt glow
Thinkin' how it all looks hammy dye
Original Lyrics:
Just lookin' out of the window
Watching the asphalt glow
Thinking how it all looks hand-me-down.
The appearance of the sun reflecting off black asphalt has a "glowing" effect. Thus, the corrected lyric of "Watching the asphalt glow"
"Good Times (Closing Theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just lookin' out of the window
Washin' the ash fall grow
Thinking how we all look every time.
Original Lyrics:
Just lookin' out of the window
Watching the asphalt grow
Thinking how it all looks hand-me-down.
"Good Times (Closing Theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just lookin' out of the window
Watching the a**hole grow
Thinking how we all look every time.
Original Lyrics:
Just lookin' out of the window
Watching the asphalt grow
Thinking how it all looks hand-me-down.
"Good Times (Closing Theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just looking out of the window, watching the asphalt glow.
Thinking how it all looks hazy now.
Original Lyrics:
Just lookin' out of the window Watching the asphalt grow
Thinking how it all looks hand-me-down.
"Good Times (Closing Theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just looking out of the window
Watching you ask for dough
Thinking how it all looks every time.
Original Lyrics:
Just lookin' out of the window
Watching the asphalt grow
Thinking how it all looks hand-me-down.
"Good Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Any time you need a favor
Original Lyrics:
Any time you meet a payment.
"Good Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Anytime you need a lady
Original Lyrics:
Anytime you meet a friend
"Good Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Easy crate of rip-offs (Good times)
Original Lyrics:
Easy credit rip-offs (Good times)
"Good Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Easy crime and rip-offs (Good times)
Original Lyrics:
Easy credit rip-offs (Good times)
"Good Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Easy prey to rip-offs
Original Lyrics:
Easy credit rip-offs
"Good Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Good slimes
Original Lyrics:
Good times
"Good Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Good times, anytime you need it baby
Good times, anytime you feel free
Good times, anytime you're out from under
Not getting hustled, not getting bustled
Keeping your head up the water
Makin' the way when you can
Temple-rarin' layoffs, good times
Easy-cryin' ripple, good times
Shuckin' and survivin', good times
Achin' with the jaundice, good ti-imes
Ain't we lucky we got 'em
Good ti-i-imes, yeah
Original Lyrics:
Good times, anytime you need a payment
Good times, anytime you need a friend
Good times, anytime you're out from under
Not getting hassled, not getting hustled
Keeping your head above water
Makin' a wave when you can
Temporary layoffs, good times
Easy-credit ripoffs, good times
Scratchin' and survivin', good times
Hangin' in the chow line, good ti-imes
Ain't we lucky we got 'em
Good ti-i-imes, yeah.
"Good Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Good times, anytime you need it baby
Good times, anytime you feel free
Good times, anytime you're out from under
Not getting hustled, not getting bustled
Keeping your head up the water
Makin' the way when you can
Temple-rarin' layoffs, good times
Easy-cryin' ripple, good times
Shuckin' and survivin', good times
Achin' with the jaundice, good times
Ain't we lucky we got 'em
Good ti-i-imes, yeah.
Original Lyrics:
Good times, anytime you need a payment
Good times, anytime you need a friend
Good times, anytime you're out from under
Not getting hassled, not getting hustled
Keeping your head above water
Makin' a wave when you can
Temporary layoffs, good times
Easy-credit ripoffs, good times
Scratchin' and survivin', good times
Hangin' in the chow line, good times
Ain't we lucky we got 'em
Good ti-i-imes, yeah.
"Good Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hang out in a jury.
Original Lyrics:
Hanging in a chow line
"Good Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hangin in a jury
Original Lyrics:
Hanging in a chow line
"Good Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hangin in and jivin'
or
Hangin and enjoyin'
or
Hangin in the toilet
or
Hangin and a jivin'
or
Hangin in the jovey
or
Hangin in the jovey
Original Lyrics:
Hangin' in a chow line
"Good Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hangin' and a-chillin'
Original Lyrics:
Hangin' in a chow line
"Good Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hangin' and a-jawin'
or
Hangin' in a jury
Original Lyrics:
Hangin' in a chow line
"Good Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hangin' and jivin'
Original Lyrics:
Hangin' in a chow line
"Good Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hangin' in a doorway
Original Lyrics:
Hangin' in a chow line
"Good Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hangin' in a giant
Original Lyrics:
Hangin' in a chow line
"Good Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hangin' in a jaw line
Original Lyrics:
Hangin' in a chow line
"Good Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hangin' in a job line
Original Lyrics:
Hangin' in a chow line
"Good Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hangin' in a job line
Original Lyrics:
Hangin' in a chow line
"Good Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hangin' in a joint
Original Lyrics:
Hangin' in a chow line
"Good Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hangin' in a joy ride
or
Hangin' in and jivin'
Original Lyrics:
Hangin' in a chow line
"Good Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hangin' in a jungle
or
Hangin' in the jungle
Original Lyrics:
Hangin' in a chow line
"Good Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hangin' in a toilet
Original Lyrics:
Hangin' in a chow line
"Good Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hangin' in and jivin'
Original Lyrics:
Hangin' in a chow line
"Good Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hangin' in the chow line, good ti-imes '
Original Lyrics:
Hangin' out and jivin', good ti-imes'
Michele Bohnke adds: "Just my 2 cents on the Good Times theme. Several years ago there used to be a Good Times fan site with the above correct lyrics, but I can't seem to find it to substantiate my lyrics claim. Oh! Here's a link to a cached page from Google search. (http://preview.tinyurl.com/38uf7p) Look towards the center of the page or do a search for. For years, it drove me crazy that I couldn't figure out all the lyrics to the theme song, and it's right under there. Chow lines? Why would anyone be hanging out in one the of those, unless one of the Evans family is in the military or something? "
"Good Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hangin' in the john
Original Lyrics:
Hangin' in a chow line
"Good Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hangin' in the jovey
or
Hangin' and a jivin'
or
Hangin' in the toilet
or
Hangin' and enjoyin'
or
Hangin in and jivin'
Original Lyrics:
Hangin' in a chow line
"Good Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hangin' in the jungle
Original Lyrics:
Hangin' in a chow line
"Good Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hangin' in the junk yard
Original Lyrics:
Hangin' in a chow line
"Good Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hangin' in the shower
Original Lyrics:
Hangin' in a chow line
"Good Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hanging and a jiving
Original Lyrics:
Hanging in a chow line
"Good Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hanging and enjoying it.
Original Lyrics:
Hanging in a chow line
"Good Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hanging in a challenge
Original Lyrics:
Hangin' in a chow line
"Good Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Heading in a giant
or
Heading and we're chowing
Original Lyrics:
Hanging in the chow line
"Good Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey there, little Charlay!
Original Lyrics:
Hanging in a chow line
"Good Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey ya, little Jordan!
Original Lyrics:
Hanging in a chow line
"Good Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just lookin' out of the window
Watchin' the a**hole glow.
Original Lyrics:
Just lookin' out of the window
Watchin' the asphalt grow.
"Good Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just lookin' out of the window
Watchin' the esgargot.
Original Lyrics:
Just lookin' out of the window
Watching the asphalt grow.
"Good Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Keepin' your head in the water
or
Keepin' it in oil and water
Original Lyrics:
Keepin' your head above water
"Good Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Keeping my head above water.
Making away when I can.
Original Lyrics:
Keeping my head above water.
Making a wave when you can.
"Good Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Keeping your head in the water
Making a way when I can.
Original Lyrics:
Keeping your head above water
Making a wave when you can.
"Good Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Living in a jungle
Original Lyrics:
Hangin' at the chow line
"Good Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Making a way when you can
[Later]
Hanging in the jungle.
Original Lyrics:
Making a wave when you can
[Later]
Hanging in a chow line.
"Good Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Scratchin' and subabby
Original Lyrics:
Scratchin' and surviving
"Good Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Thelma just got laid off
Good times
Eagles make the playoffs
Good times.
Original Lyrics:
Temporary lay offs
Good times
Easy credit rip offs
Good times.
"Goof Troop"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now gimme a beer.
Original Lyrics:
Now gimme that beat.
"Growing Pains"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sharon Deluxe said no
Original Lyrics:
Sharing the laughter and love
"H.R. Pufnstuf"
Misheard Lyrics:
From her broom-broom in the skies
She watched her plans with teary old eyes.
Original Lyrics:
From her vroom-broom in the skies
She watched her plans materialize.
"Hamtaro"
Misheard Lyrics:
We like sunflower seeds come from it.
Original Lyrics:
We like sunflower seeds, krrmp krrmp krrmp.
"Happy Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
The weekend comes
My sigh goes hum.
Original Lyrics:
The weekend comes
My cycle hums.
"Happy Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
These happy days are for The Fonz.
Original Lyrics:
These happy days are yours & mine.
"Heathcliff (Opening Theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Heathcliff, Heathcliff, no one should, terrify the neighborhood
But Heathcliff just won't be undone, blaming friends on everyone.
Original Lyrics:
Heathcliff, Heathcliff, no one should, terrify the neighborhood
But Heathcliff just won't be undone, playing pranks on everyone.
"Heathcliff"
Misheard Lyrics:
Go in shoes, terrify the neighborhood.
Original Lyrics:
No one should terrify the neighborhood.
"I Love You (Barney Theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I thug you, you thug me
We're unhappy, can't you see?
Original Lyrics:
I love you, you love me
We're a happy family.
"Jeffersons"
Misheard Lyrics:
Long sweet lips, chewin' me baby
Original Lyrics:
As long as we live it's you and me baby
"Jem"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jem, Jem is asitement.
Original Lyrics:
Jem, Jem is excitement.
"JoJo's Circus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Spin your hands like wieners.
Original Lyrics:
Spin your hands like beaters.
"Josie And The Pussycats"
Misheard Lyrics:
Long tails, Gefilte hats
or
Long tails and filtered hats
or
Long tails to give you hats
or
Long tails, forget the hats.
Original Lyrics:
Long tails and ears for hats
"Kirby"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's what we do best and end indeed.
Original Lyrics:
That's what we do best at N.M.E.
"Lizzie McGuire"
Misheard Lyrics:
We get one step closer each and every day
When we figure it out on Wednesday.
Original Lyrics:
We get one step closer each and every day
When we figure it out our own way.
"Lizzie McGuire"
Misheard Lyrics:
We get one step closer each and every day
And we'll figure it out when we're gay.
Original Lyrics:
We get one step closer each and every day
When we figure it out our own way.
"Love American Style"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bluer than the Red, White and Blue
Original Lyrics:
Truer than the Red, White and Blue
"Love Is All Around (Mary Tyler Moore Theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love is on the lam
Original Lyrics:
Love is all around
"Love Is All Around (Mary Tyler Moore Theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who can take a nothing day
Suddenly make it obscene worthwhile.
Original Lyrics:
Who can take a nothing day
And suddenly make it all seem worthwhile.
"Love, American Style"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chew it in the red, white and blue
Original Lyrics:
Truer than the red, white and blue
"Making Our Dreams Come True (Laverne & Shirley)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pots brewing incorporated
Original Lyrics:
Hasenfeffer Incorporated
"Making Our Dreams Come True (Laverne & Shirley)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Schemeel, Schamozzle
Hagan Dazs, Incoporated.
Original Lyrics:
Schlemeel, schlemazel
Hasenpfeffer, Incorporated.
"Making Our Dreams Come True (Laverne and Shirley)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Schemeel, Schamozzle
Hop and skip, incorporate it.
Original Lyrics:
Schlemeel, schlemazel
Hasenfeffer Incorporated.
"Making Our Dreams Come True (Laverne and Shirley"
Misheard Lyrics:
Schemeel, Schamozzle
Masaltov incorporated.
Original Lyrics:
Schlemeel, schlemazel
Hasenfeffer Incorporated.
"Maverick"
Misheard Lyrics:
Living on Jackson Queens.
Original Lyrics:
Living on Jacks and Queens.
"Maverick"
Misheard Lyrics:
Living on Jackson queens.
Original Lyrics:
Living on jacks and queens.
Vincent Terrace says in his *Complete Encyclopedia of Television Programs* that the Maverick brothers 'roam the West in search of rich prey.' The correct lyrics suddenly make a lot of sense when you understand that.
"Maverick"
Misheard Lyrics:
Riverboat ring your bell!
Fare thee well, land of hell
Adventures in New Orleans
Original Lyrics:
Riverboat ring your bell!
Fare thee well, Annabelle
Natchez to New Orleans
"Movin' On Up (Theme From The Jeffersons)"
Misheard Lyrics:
A tin can apartment in the sky
Original Lyrics:
A deluxe apartment in the sky
"Movin' On Up (Theme From The Jeffersons)"
Misheard Lyrics:
It took a whole lot of too-rye-ay
Just to get up that hill.
Original Lyrics:
It took a whole lot of tryin'
Just to get up that hill.
"Movin' On Up (Theme From The Jeffersons)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Long sweet lips, a-chewing me, baby.
Original Lyrics:
As long as we live, it's you and me, baby.
"Movin' On Up (Theme From The Jeffersons)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now we're up in the big league
Gettin' our turnips up.
Original Lyrics:
Now we're up in the big league
Gettin' our turn at bat.
"Movin' On Up (Theme From The Jeffersons)"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're Movin' on up, Judy's High. She's finally got a piece of my mind
Original Lyrics:
We're movin' on up, to the East Side. We've finally got a piece of the pie
"Movin' On Up (Theme From The Jeffersons)"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're movin on up, to these skies.
Original Lyrics:
We're movin' on up, to the East Side.
"Movin' On Up (Theme from 'The Jeffersons')"
Misheard Lyrics:
As long as sweet lips are chewin' me, baby
Original Lyrics:
As long as we live, it's you and me, baby.
"Movin' On Up (Theme from 'The Jeffersons')"
Misheard Lyrics:
As long as we're livin', chewin' meat baby
Original Lyrics:
As long as we live, it's you 'n' me baby.
"Movin' On Up (Theme from 'The Jeffersons')"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bees don't buzz by the grill.
Original Lyrics:
Beans don't burn on the grill.
"Movin' On Up (Theme from 'The Jeffersons')"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fish don't fry in the kitchen.
Peas don't turn on the grill.
It took a whole lot of trainin' to get up that hill.
But now were up in the big seas
And it's are tune for a hat. or
Feet don't fry in the kitchen.
Original Lyrics:
Fish don't fry on the kitchen.
Beans don't burn on the grill.
It took a whole lot of tryin' just to get up that hill.
Now were up in the big leagues.
Gettin' our turn at bat.
"Movin' On Up (Theme from 'The Jeffersons')"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fish don't fry in the kitchen
Birds don't pee on the grill
It took a whole lot of trainin' to get up that hill
But now we're up in the big seas
And it's are tune for a hat.
Original Lyrics:
Fish don't fry on the kitchen
Beans don't burn on the grill
It took a whole lot of tryin'just to get up that hill
Now were up in the big leagues
Gettin' our turn at bat.
"Movin' On Up (Theme from 'The Jeffersons')"
Misheard Lyrics:
Long sweet lips, chewin' me baby.
Original Lyrics:
As long as we live, it's you 'n' me baby.
"Movin' On Up (Theme from 'The Jeffersons')"
Misheard Lyrics:
Movin' on up
To the top.
Original Lyrics:
Moving on up
To the East Side.
"Movin' On Up (Theme from 'The Jeffersons')"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now we're up in the big leagues
Gettin' our turn at last.
Original Lyrics:
Now we're up in the Big League
Gettin' our turn at bat.
"Movin' On Up (Theme from 'The Jeffersons')"
Misheard Lyrics:
To the peanuts and possum in the sky
Original Lyrics:
To a deluxe apartment in the sky
"Movin' On Up (Theme from The Jeffersons)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dish don't burn in the kitchen
Please don't burn on the grill
Took a whole lot of too-ra-ay
Just to get up that hill.
Original Lyrics:
Fish don't fry in the kitchen
Beans don't burn on the grill
Took a whole lot of tryin'
Just to get up that hill.
"Movin' On Up (Theme from The Jeffersons)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fish don''t fry on the griddle
Beans don't burn on the grill.
Original Lyrics:
Fish don't fry in the kitchen
Beans don't burn on the grill.
"Movin' On Up (Theme from The Jeffersons)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fish don't fry in the kitchen
a Beanstone burn on the grill
Took a whole lotta Too-rye ale just to get up that hill
Original Lyrics:
Fish don't fry in the kitchen
meat's gonna burn on the grill
Took a whole lotta trying just to get up that hill.
"Movin' On Up (Theme from The Jeffersons)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fish don't fry in the kitchen.
Beans don't burn on the grill.
Took a whole lotta tour-ra-in just to get up that hill.
Original Lyrics:
Fish don't fry in the kitchen.
Beans don't burn on the grill.
Took a whole lotta tryin'. Just to get up that hill.
"Movin' On Up (Theme from The Jeffersons)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fish don't fry in the kitchen
Beans don't burn on the grill
Took a hole out a two eyed hen
Just to fix up that meal.
Original Lyrics:
Fish don't fry in the kitchen
Beans don't burn on the grill
Took a whole lotta tryin'
Just to get up that hill.
"Movin' On Up (Theme from The Jeffersons)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Moving on up, to designer.
Original Lyrics:
Moving on up, to the east side.
"Movin' On Up (Theme from The Jeffersons)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Moving on up
to decide.
Original Lyrics:
Moving on up, to the East Side.
"Movin' On Up (Theme from The Jeffersons)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now we're up in the big leagues, wearin' our turtleneck vest.
Original Lyrics:
Now we're up in the big leagues, gettin' our turn at bat.
"Movin' On Up (Theme from The Jeffersons)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Took a hole out of two right hands
Just to get up that hill.
Original Lyrics:
Took a whole lot of trying
Just to get up that hill.
Ed's Note: 'Trying' is pronounced in the song with three syllables (tru-eye-in').
"Mystery Science Theater 3000 Theme Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
in an optimistic future
Original Lyrics:
in the not too distant future
"Mystery Science Theater 3000"
Misheard Lyrics:
He'll have to sit and watch them all
And your monitor is mine.
Original Lyrics:
He'll have to sit and watch them all
And we'll monitor his mind.
"Once Upon A Child"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kids stuff with grievous experience
Original Lyrics:
Kids stuff with previous experience
"Once Upon A Child"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kids stuff with medium ingredients
Original Lyrics:
Kids stuff with previous experience
"One Day At A Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
So hold on tight.
Any mom won't do one day at a time.(one day at a time)
or
Hold on tight, Ann Romano, too.
One day at a time. (One day at a time)
or
Hold on tight, Ann Romano, too.
One day at a time. (One day at a time)
Original Lyrics:
So hold on tight and we'll muddle through
One day at a time. (One day at a time)
"One Day At A Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
So why bother me, (why bother me)?
Somewhere there's music playing.
Original Lyrics:
So up on your feet, (up on your feet)
Somewhere there's music playing.
"One Day At A Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is it (this is it)
This is light, what you kid, so go and half of all
This is it (this is it)
Stray ahead and rest of should
You camping should all
So why your hand Joe the view
Keep on doing what ya do
Old dong tang, woe mud a too
One day at a time (one day at a time)
So wop on the deluxe harmony, and there's a new-born ba-by
Don't you had enough? A-just pinch that leg off!
One day at a time.
Original Lyrics:
This is it. This is it
This is life, the one you get
So go and have a ball
This is it. This is it
Straight ahead and rest assured
You can't be sure at all.
So while you're here, enjoy the view
Keep on doing what you do
So hold on tight, and we'll muddle through
One day at a time, one day at a time.
So up on your feet. Up on your feet
Somewhere there's music playing.
Don't you worry none
We'll just take it like it comes.
"One Day At A Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whop 'em beef! Somewhere there's music playing!
Original Lyrics:
So up on your feet, (up on your feet)
Somewhere there's music playing.
"One Piece"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gayo, gayo, oh, ho!
Original Lyrics:
Yah-o, yah-o, uh, oh!
"One Piece"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go. Yo-ho.
Original Lyrics:
Yah-o yah-o yah-o. Uh, oh.
"One Piece"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gotta go, gotta go.
Original Lyrics:
Yah-yo, yah-yo.
"One Piece"
Misheard Lyrics:
He stands alone just like a samurai
And an M. A. D. why Nami's not shy!
Original Lyrics:
His names Zolo, he's just a samurai
And a L. A. D. Y. Nami's not shy!
"One Piece"
Misheard Lyrics:
Peace made of rubber.
Original Lyrics:
He's made of rubber.
An anime theme.
"One Piece"
Misheard Lyrics:
Piece made of rubber.
Original Lyrics:
He's made of rubber.
An anime theme.
"Overture ('Bugs Bunny Show' theme song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold the shirt, turn the lights.
Original Lyrics:
Overture, turn the lights.
"Overture ('Bugs Bunny Show' theme song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh monsieur, don the lights.
Original Lyrics:
Overture, turn the lights.
"Overture (Bugs Bunny Show Theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh monsieur, turn the lights.
Original Lyrics:
Overture, curtain, lights.
"Overture (Bugs Bunny Show Theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Overture, cut the lights, this is it the night of nights,
Original Lyrics:
Overture, curtain, lights.
"Overture (Bugs Bunny Show theme song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
No more rehearsing and nursing apart
Original Lyrics:
No more rehearsing and nursing our parts
"Overture (Bugs Bunny Show theme song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Overture, turn the lights
This is it, to-nigh o' nights
No more rehearsing or sing-a-par
We know every fart by heart
Overture, turn the lights
This is it, to hear the lights
And, O what lights we'll hit
On with the show, Mr. Schimdt
Tonight what lights we'll hit
On with the show, Mr. Schimdt.
Original Lyrics:
Overture, curtain, lights
This is it, the night o' nights
No more rehearsing and nursing our parts
We know every part by heart
Overture, curtain, lights
This is it, to hit the heights
And, O what heights we'll hit
On with the show, this is it
Tonight what heights we'll hit
On with the show, this is it.
"Overture (Bugs Bunny Show theme song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tonight the heights will hilt
On with the show Mr. Schimdt
or
Tonight the lights we'll hit
On with the show, Messersmith
or
Tonight the lights we'll hit
On with the show, Messersmith
Original Lyrics:
Tonight the heights we'll hit
On with the show this is it
"Pappyland"
Misheard Lyrics:
Deed to Pappyland
Original Lyrics:
He drew Pappyland.
"Party Party Join Us Join Us (Shin-Chan theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yo, wicked vacation, mom.
Original Lyrics:
Yo, Reggae vacation, mon
"Pokemon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Learn the way to take a man
Use the power that's in my hand
Original Lyrics:
Learn the way to take command
Use the power that's in my hand
"Pokemon"
Misheard Lyrics:
On and on, we'll win the fight.
or
On and on, we're in the fight.
Original Lyrics:
Arm in arm, we'll win the fight.
"Pokemon"
Misheard Lyrics:
With courage, eye and face
Original Lyrics:
With courage, I'll face.
"Pop-Up Video"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been to Pop-Up Video
Original Lyrics:
Pop into Pop-Up Video
"Powerpuff Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blossom
She is the a**hole leader.
Original Lyrics:
Blossom
Commander and the leader.
"Return To Pooh Corner"
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the desert, Christopher Robin and Pooh.
Original Lyrics:
Back to the days of Christopher Robin and Pooh.
"Robin Hood"
Misheard Lyrics:
Robin Hood, Robin Hood with his bender men.
Original Lyrics:
Robin Hood, Robin Hood with his band of men.
Theme from the 1953 show, produced by the BBC.
"Rollie Pollie Ollie Theme Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's small and smurf and round and in the land of boys and girls he's the smallest kid in town
Original Lyrics:
He's small and smart and round and in the land of curves and curls he's the swellest kid around
"Rollie Pollie Ollie Theme Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Way up high in the rollie pollie sky is a little round planet of a weird space guy
Original Lyrics:
Way up high in the rollie pollie sky is a little round planet of a really nice guy
"Roseanne"
Misheard Lyrics:
What doesn't kill us, making us stronger
We're gonna last longer
Like the greatest, what a triumph
Or that rabid easy drunk
(later)
If there's nothing I learned
While waiting for my turn
Is that angel of a rain force.
Original Lyrics:
If what doesn't kill us is making us stronger,
We're gonna last longer,
like the Great Wall of China,
Or that rabbit with the drum
(later)
If there's one thing that I learned,
While waiting for my turn,
Is that in each life some rain falls.
I didn't get the correct lyrics for several Roseanne seasons until the final episode which closed with an a capella version of the song performed by a female singer.
"Ruff And Reddy"
Misheard Lyrics:
But when they need each other's hats
When they're Ruff and Reddi.
Original Lyrics:
But when they need each other that's
When they're Ruff and Reddi.
"Saved By The Bell"
Misheard Lyrics:
And my mouth starts a yawnin'.
Original Lyrics:
And my 'larm gives out a warnin'.
"Saved By The Bell"
Misheard Lyrics:
Riding home in my Chev
She won't know that I left.
Original Lyrics:
Ridin' low in my chair
She won't know that I'm there.
'Chev' as in 'Chevrolet'
"Saved By The Bell"
Misheard Lyrics:
Riding home in my chair
Original Lyrics:
Riding low in my chair
"Saved By The Bell"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I wake up in the morning
And as much as I don't wanna
Original Lyrics:
When I wake up in the morning
And the alarm gives out a warning.
"Saved By The Bell"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I wake up in the morning
And the laundry's out of order.
Original Lyrics:
When I wake up in the morning
And the alarm gives out a warning.
Because of the way the song and melody are written, the first "a" in "alarm" cannot be heard.
"Saved By The Bell"
Misheard Lyrics:
Write a note on my chair
She won't know that I'm there
Original Lyrics:
Ridin' low in my chair
She won't know that I'm there
"Saved By The Bell"
Misheard Lyrics:
Write alone in my chair
She won't know that I'm there
If I can have it in Toronto
It'll be alright.
or
Leave a note on my chair
She won't know that I'm there
If I can hand it in tomorrow
It'll be alright.
Original Lyrics:
Ridin' low in my chair
She won't know that I'm there
If I can hand it in tomorrow
It'll be alright.
"Sesame Street"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you tell me how'd you get
How'd you get to Sesame Street?
Original Lyrics:
Can you tell me how to get
How to get to Sesame Street?
"Sesame Street"
Misheard Lyrics:
Friedly neighbors there, that wear swell Tee's.
Original Lyrics:
Friendly neighbours there, that's where we meet.
"Sesame Street"
Misheard Lyrics:
Friendly [derogatory term for African-Americans] there, that's where we meet.
Original Lyrics:
Friendly neighbors there, that's where we meet.
"Sesame Street"
Misheard Lyrics:
Friendly neighbors say that's where we wee.
Original Lyrics:
Friendly neighbors there, that's where we meet.
"Sesame Street"
Misheard Lyrics:
Friendly neighbors there, that wear double dee's
Original Lyrics:
Friendly neighbours there, that's where we meet.
"Sesame Street"
Misheard Lyrics:
Friendly neighbours there that swear at me.
Original Lyrics:
Friendly neighbours there, that's where we meet.
"Sesame Street"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sunny day, sleeping up clouds away.
Original Lyrics:
Sunny day, sweeping the clouds away.
"Sesame Street"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sunny day, sweepin' the clock away.
Original Lyrics:
Sunny day, sweepin' the clouds away.
"Sesame Street"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sunny day
Sweepin' up clouds away
On my why to where the air raids free.
Original Lyrics:
Sunny day
Sweepin' the clouds away
On my way to where the air is sweet.
"Sesame Street"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sunny days
Sleepin' the clouds away
On my way to where the hair is clean.
Original Lyrics:
Sunny day
Sweepin' the clouds away
On my way to where the air is sweet.
"Sharky & George"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sharky and George They're up any mystery.
Original Lyrics:
Sharky and George clear up any mystery.
"Sharky & George"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sharky and George there's a parrot mystery
Original Lyrics:
Sharky and George clear up any mystery
"Sharky & George"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sharky and George,
The crimebusters are fishy
Original Lyrics:
Sharky and George,
The crimebusters of the sea
"Sharky & George"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sharky and George
Fearing any mystery.
Original Lyrics:
Sharky and George
Clear up any mystery.
"Sonic The Hedgehog"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's the fastest thing in my life.
Original Lyrics:
He's the fastest thing alive.
"Sonic X"
Misheard Lyrics:
No double relaxation
Original Lyrics:
No talk of relaxation
"Sonic X"
Misheard Lyrics:
No talk or relaxation
Original Lyrics:
No talk of relaxation
"Sonic X"
Misheard Lyrics:
No time for relaxation
Original Lyrics:
No talk of relaxation
"Sonic X"
Misheard Lyrics:
No top of relaxation
Original Lyrics:
No talk of relaxation
"South Park"
Misheard Lyrics:
Friendly faces everywhere
Humboldt grows without temptation.
Original Lyrics:
Friendly faces everywhere
Humble folks without temptation.
"South Park"
Misheard Lyrics:
Friendly gays everywhere
Homo folks without temptations.
Original Lyrics:
Friendly faces everywhere
Humble folks without temptation.
"South Park"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hot potato, sweet potato
Hot potato, sweet potato.
Original Lyrics:
I like girls with big fat t*tt*es
I like girls with big v*****s.
"South Park"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kenny kenny kenny kenny Kenny kenny kenny kenny
Original Lyrics:
I like girls with big fat t*tt*es I like girls with big v*****s.
for some reason i thought he only said his name, like timmy
"South Park"
Misheard Lyrics:
People shouting, "Haole (howley), n****r"
Original Lyrics:
People spouting, "Howdy neighbor"
"Speed Racer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ghostly racer, ghostly racer, ghostly racer go!
Original Lyrics:
Go Speed Racer, go Speed Racer, go Speed Racer go!
"Speed Racer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gummi racer, Gummi Racer Gum.
Original Lyrics:
Go Speed Racer, go Speed Racer, go!
"Speed Racer"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's a demon and he's gonna be Jason or someone.
Original Lyrics:
He's a demon and he's gonna be chasin' after someone.
"Spiderman (cartoon)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Catches fat, juicy flies.
Original Lyrics:
Catches thieves just like flies.
"Spiderman (cartoon)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Catches thieves just like thighs
Original Lyrics:
Catches thieves just like flies
"Spiderman (cartoon)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Catches thieves, an' he sighs.
Original Lyrics:
Catches thieves just like flies
"Spiderman (cartoon)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Welcome friend, he's adored
Action is his reward.
Original Lyrics:
Wealth and fame, he's ignored
Action is his reward.
"Spiderman Cartoon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Catches thieves
Just likewise
Welcome friends, si senor.
Original Lyrics:
Catches thieves
Just like flies
Wealth and fame, he ignores.
"Spiderman Cartoon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Spins a web, an' he sighs
Catches thieves just like flies
Original Lyrics:
Spins a web
Any size
Catches thieves
Just like flies
"Spiderman Cartoon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Spins a web
Any size
Can'tcha see?
Just like eyes.
And
Welcome thing, he's ignored.
Original Lyrics:
Spins a web
Any size
Catches thieves
Just like flies
And
Wealth and fame, he's ignored.
"Spiderman Cartoon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Welcomed, friend? He's ignored.
Action is his reward.
Original Lyrics:
Wealth and fame, he's ignored
Action is his reward.
"Spiderman Theme"
Misheard Lyrics:
Welcome him, he ignores.
Original Lyrics:
Wealth and fame, he's ignored.
"Spiderman Theme"
Misheard Lyrics:
Welcome, friends, he's New York.
Original Lyrics:
Wealth and fame, he's ignored.
"Spiderman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is he strong? Listen, Bud
He's got radio actin' plug
Can he swing? Trauma Fred
Original Lyrics:
Is he strong? Listen, Bud
He's got radioactive blood
Can he swing from a thread?
"Spiderman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Welcome in, he's ignored.
Original Lyrics:
Wealth and fame, he's ignored.
Theme from the original Spiderman cartoon series (1967).
"SpongeBob Squarepants"
Misheard Lyrics:
His nautical nonsense is some thing you wish.
Original Lyrics:
If nautical nonsense be something you wish.
"Spongebob Squarepants (German)"
Misheard Lyrics:
When want and no 'anana s*** mia
Original Lyrics:
Wer wohnt in ner ananas ganz tief in meer?
"Spongebob Squarepants"
Misheard Lyrics:
...be something Jewish
Original Lyrics:
...be something you wish
"Spongebob Squarepants"
Misheard Lyrics:
He lives in a pineapple under the sink.
Original Lyrics:
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
"Spongebob Squarepants"
Misheard Lyrics:
If nuptial nonsense be something you wish.
Original Lyrics:
If nautical nonsense be something you wish
"Spongebob Squarepants"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then drop on the deck and float like a fish
Original Lyrics:
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish
"Spongebob Squarepants"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who lives like a pirate that's under the sea
Sponge Bob square fans!
Original Lyrics:
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea
Sponge Bob Square Pants!
"Spongebob Squarepants"
Misheard Lyrics:
You drop like the dead and flirt like a b**ch!
Original Lyrics:
Then drop to the deck and flop like a fish!
"Step by Step"
Misheard Lyrics:
If all these dreams get underwater, yeah
Original Lyrics:
If all these dreams fit under one umbrella
"Stop The Pigeon (Theme from Dastardly and Muttley)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey Zilly, where are you going?
It's not worth a chance.
For you will be returned by the state of your pants.
Original Lyrics:
You Zilly, where are you going?
It's not worth a chance.
For you will be returned by the seat of your pants.
Full name of the TV show is "Dastardly & Muttley In Their Flying Machines", but that won't fit in the box.
"Stop The Pigeon (Theme from Dastardly and Muttley)"
Misheard Lyrics:
You silly, stop sneaking, it's not worth a chance
Original Lyrics:
You, Zilly! Stop sneaking, it's not worth a chance
The song does NOT say anything remotely resembling "Hey Zilly, where are you going?"
"TaleSpin"
Misheard Lyrics:
Spit it!
Original Lyrics:
Spin it!
"Teen Titans"
Misheard Lyrics:
With their super powers they unite, Teen Titans!
Never meant to be in life delight, Teen Titans!
Original Lyrics:
With their super powers they unite, Teen Titans!
Never met a villian that they liked, Teen Titans!
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"
Misheard Lyrics:
Donatello dunks machines.
Original Lyrics:
Donatello does machines.
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"
Misheard Lyrics:
Donatello dunks machines
Original Lyrics:
Donatello does machines
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"
Misheard Lyrics:
Heroes in a nut shell
Original Lyrics:
Heroes in a half shell
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"
Misheard Lyrics:
Leonardo leads Donatello's dust machine.
Original Lyrics:
Leonardo leads, Donatello does machines.
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"
Misheard Lyrics:
Leonardo leads
Donatello's death machines.
Original Lyrics:
Leonardo leads
Donatello does machines.
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"
Misheard Lyrics:
Raphael is cool but crude.
Original Lyrics:
Raphael is cool but rude.
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"
Misheard Lyrics:
Raphael is cool but crude
Michaelangelo's a party dude.
Original Lyrics:
Raphael is cool but rude
Michaelangelo's a party dude.
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"
Misheard Lyrics:
Raphael is cool but cruel.
Original Lyrics:
Raphael is cool but rude.
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"
Misheard Lyrics:
These turtle boards don't cut him no slack.
Original Lyrics:
These turtle boys don't cut 'em no slack.
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"
Misheard Lyrics:
They're heroes in a half show
And agree.
Original Lyrics:
They're heroes in a half-shell
And they're green.
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"
Misheard Lyrics:
They're the world's most awesome fighting teens.
Original Lyrics:
They're the world's most fearsome fighting team.
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"
Misheard Lyrics:
They're the world's most fearsome banging team.
Original Lyrics:
They're the world's most fearsome fighting team.
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the evil Shredder attacks
Those turtle boys don't come in no slacks.
Original Lyrics:
When the evil Shredder attacks
Those turtle boys don't cut him no slack.
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the evil Shredder of tax
Those turtle boys don't cut 'em no slack.
Original Lyrics:
When the evil Shredder attacks
Those turtle boys don't cut 'em no slack.
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"
Misheard Lyrics:
With the evil shredded-up tax
Those turtle powers pump to the max
Original Lyrics:
When the evil Shredder attacks
Those turtle boys don't cut him no slack.
"Teletubbies theme song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stinky pinky, Dipshit, Caca, Pooh (Poooh!)
Teletubbies, Teletubbies, say ee-ew! (E-eeew!)
Original Lyrics:
Tinky Winky, Dispsy, Lala, Po (Po!)
Teletubbies, Teletubbies, say he-llo! (Uh oh!)
"That 70s Show"
Misheard Lyrics:
For all you do
We talk to you
Original Lyrics:
Not a thing to do
But talk to you
"That 70s Show"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hello, is God there?
or
Hello, is God dead?
Original Lyrics:
Hello Wisconsin
"That 70s Show"
Misheard Lyrics:
Not a thing to do but time to use
Original Lyrics:
Not a thing to do
But talk to you
"The Addams Family"
Misheard Lyrics:
Neat, sweet, the teat.
Original Lyrics:
Neat, sweet, petite
Editor's note: For additional mishearings of this song, please see listings under Vic Mizzy, who was the credited performer.
"The Addams Family"
Misheard Lyrics:
Neat
Sweet
The teeth.
Original Lyrics:
Neat
Sweet
Petite.
"The Addams Family"
Misheard Lyrics:
So gathered when you saw 'em
A gruesome two-some callin'
Original Lyrics:
So get a witch's shawl on
A broomstick you can crawl on.
"The Adventures Of Pete & Pete"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's sounding strange
You're looking at the leaking rain.
Original Lyrics:
Hey, smilin' strange
You're looking happily deranged.
"The Beverly Hillbillies (End Theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hillbilly that is
Satisfaction
Take your shoes off!
Don't come back now, Jed!
Original Lyrics:
Hillbilly that is
Set a spell
Take your shoes off!
Y'all come back now, y'hear?!
"The Beverly Hillbillies (End Theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
This lil' gallon o' tea
Original Lyrics:
This locality
"The Beverly Hillbillies (End Theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
You all come back in black next week in this old cavity.
Original Lyrics:
You're all invited back next week to this locality.
"The Beverly Hillbillies"
Misheard Lyrics:
And then one day he was shootin' at some fool
And up through the ground came a bubblin' pool.
Original Lyrics:
And then one day he was shootin' at some food
And up through the ground came a-bubblin' crude.
"The Beverly Hillbillies"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't come back now, ya hear?
Original Lyrics:
Y'all come back now, ya hear?
"The Brady Bunch"
Misheard Lyrics:
That this group was somehow for my family
Original Lyrics:
That this crew would somehow form a family
"The Brady Bunch"
Misheard Lyrics:
That this troup must somehow form a family
Original Lyrics:
That this group must somehow form a family.
Yeah my wife told me I was an idiot
"The Brady Bunch"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then the one day when the lady et this Jell-O
or
Then the one day when this lady can p!$$ yellow
Original Lyrics:
Then the one day when the lady met this fellow
"The Brady Bunch"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then the one day when the lady, Mrs. Spello
Original Lyrics:
Then the one day when the lady met this fellow
"The Brady Bunch"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then they screwed and somehow formed a family.
Original Lyrics:
That this group must somehow form a family.
"The Brady Bunch"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then they screwed, and somehow formed a family
Original Lyrics:
That this group must somehow form a family
"The Brady Bunch"
Misheard Lyrics:
They must screw to somehow form a family
Original Lyrics:
That this group must somehow form a family
"The Brady Bunch"
Misheard Lyrics:
They were born and, living all together
Yet they were all alone.
Original Lyrics:
They were four men, living all together
Yet they were all alone.
"The Brady Bunch"
Misheard Lyrics:
They were foremen, living all together.
Original Lyrics:
They were four men, living all together.
"The Brady Bunch"
Misheard Lyrics:
They were form and living all together.
Original Lyrics:
They were four men, living all together.
"The Brady Bunch"
Misheard Lyrics:
They were form, and living all together.
Original Lyrics:
They were four men living all together.
"The Brady Bunch"
Misheard Lyrics:
They were four and living all together.
Original Lyrics:
They were four men living all together.
"The Brady Bunch"
Misheard Lyrics:
Till one day when the lady met this fellow
Any they knew it was much more than a lunch
That this crew was somehow for my family
That's the way we all became the Brady bunch.
Original Lyrics:
Till the one day when the lady met this fellow
And they knew that it was much more than a hunch
That this group must somehow form a family
That's the way they all became the Brady bunch.
"The Busy World of Richard Scarry"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everything that's something new and you're invited too.
A busy, busy town, it's time to watch the show.
Original Lyrics:
Everyday there's something new and you're invited, too
Come visit Busytown, it's time to watch the show.
"The Facts Of Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you used to hate your date
I'd think you better instigate
Original Lyrics:
When the boys you used to hate you date,
I guess you best investigate
"The Flintstones"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's ride with the family down the street.
Cruise off, go to see a French repeat.
Original Lyrics:
Let's ride with the family down the street
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet.
"The Flintstones"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rudolph turned to see a place to eat
Original Lyrics:
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet
"The Flintstones"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's right, with the family down the street
Rudolph, courtesy of gruesome beasts
Original Lyrics:
Let's ride with the family down the street
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet.
"The Jeffersons (Movin' On Up)"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's no fight(ing) in the kitchen
There's no burn(ing) on the grill
Took a whole lot of Too-Rye-Ay
Just to get up that hill
Married up in a big bleed
Getting a turn at that
Original Lyrics:
Fish don't fry in the kitchen
Beans don't burn on the grill
Took a whole lotta t-ry-ing
Just to get up that hill
Now we're up in the big leagues
Getting our turn at bat.
"The Jeffersons"
Misheard Lyrics:
As long as we live
You're chewing me, baby
There ain't nothin' wrong with that.
Original Lyrics:
As long as we live
It's you and me, Baby
And there ain't nothin' wrong with that.
"The Jeffersons"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bo ho ga no na!
Original Lyrics:
We're movin' on up!
"The Jeffersons"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eating turnip butt
Original Lyrics:
Gettin' our turn at bat
"The Jeffersons"
Misheard Lyrics:
It took a whole lot of who I am
Just to get up that hill.
Original Lyrics:
It took a whole lot of tryin'
Just to get up that hill.
"The Jeffersons"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well we're moving on up, to the east side
To a beat up apartment in the sky.
Original Lyrics:
Well we're moving on up, to the east side
To a deluxe apartment in the sky.
"The Jetsons"
Misheard Lyrics:
Change his life.
Original Lyrics:
Jane, his wife!
"The Jetsons"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eat more chicken.
Original Lyrics:
Meet George Jetson.
"The Jetsons"
Misheard Lyrics:
His sport Elroy, Father Judy, Jane is right
Original Lyrics:
His son elroy, Daughter Judy, Jane his wife
"The King Of Queens"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm sittin' here in traffic on the Queens Borg Bridge tonight.
Original Lyrics:
I'm sittin' here in traffic on the Queensborough Bridge tonight.
"The King Of Queens"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm sittin' here in traffic on the Queens Brook Bridge tonight.
Original Lyrics:
I'm sittin' here in traffic on the Queensboro Bridge tonight.
"The King Of Queens"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sittin' here in traffic
On the Queens Brook Bridge tonight.
Original Lyrics:
Sittin' here in traffic
On the Queens Borough Bridge tonight.
"The Lawrence Welk Show"
Misheard Lyrics:
Adios, 409
Oddies today, goodnight!
Original Lyrics:
Adios, au revoir
Auf Wiedersehen, goodnight!
'409', as in the Formula 409 kitchen cleanser
"The Love Boat"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Love Boat
Soon we'll be naked and on the run.
Original Lyrics:
The Love Boat
Soon we'll be making another run.
"The Nanny"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the kids are actually smiling. (Charles Shaughnessy!)
Original Lyrics:
And the kids are actually smiling. (Such joie de vivre).
"The Nanny"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the kids are actually smiling. (Such wanna-be's).
Original Lyrics:
And the kids are actually smiling. (Such joie de vivre).
"The Nanny"
Misheard Lyrics:
On her family
Original Lyrics:
On her fanny
"The Nanny"
Misheard Lyrics:
She was there to sell makeup, but bothers no more.
Original Lyrics:
She was there to sell makeup but father saw more
"The Nanny"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's the lady in dread with everybody else's wedding plans.
Original Lyrics:
She's the lady in red when everybody else is wearing tan.
"The Nanny"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Nanny need friend.
Original Lyrics:
The Nanny named Fran.
"The Nanny"
Misheard Lyrics:
The father finds her beguiling
Just what he sees.
Original Lyrics:
The father finds her beguiling
Watch out C.C.
"The Nanny"
Misheard Lyrics:
The kids are actually smiling, such wannabees.
Original Lyrics:
The kids are actually smiling, such joie de vivre.
"The Patty Duke Show"
Misheard Lyrics:
While Cathy adores a minuet
The ballet roof, and Crepe Suzettes.
Original Lyrics:
While Cathy adores a minuet
The ballets russes, and Crepe Suzettes.
"The Porky Pig Show"
Misheard Lyrics:
Crowd around all along the room
And find yourself with a seat
Original Lyrics:
Promenade all around the room
And find yourself with a seat
"The Scooby Doo Show"
Misheard Lyrics:
Help Scooby Doo imported from a spooky ghost
Original Lyrics:
While Scooby Doo is runnin' from a spooky ghost
"The Tick"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're green, you've got that dream now.
Original Lyrics:
Da dweeee, da da da dwee dow.
"Theme From The Flintstones"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's ride with the family down the street,
cruise off, till we see a place to eat
or
That's Right! It's the family down the street.
Through the turtle sea of friendly meat
or
That's Right! It's the family down the street.
Through the turtle sea of friendly meat
Original Lyrics:
Let's ride with the family down the street,
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet
"Theme from Zorro"
Misheard Lyrics:
Zorro, the cops are coming and breen
Original Lyrics:
Zorro, the fox so cunning and keen
"Theme from the Flintstones"
Misheard Lyrics:
Through the...courtesy of [something] Pete
(I thought they were making fun of someone named Pete connected with the show, e.g. the producer).
Original Lyrics:
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet
"Three's Company Theme"
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll see that life is a ball again
Water is 'Culligan,' too
Dobba dobbity doo
Three's company, too.
Original Lyrics:
You'll see that life is a frolic and
Laughter is calling for you
Down at our rendezvous
Three's company, too.
"Three's Company"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ami nom a ne vu
Three's Company's Two
Original Lyrics:
Down at our rendezvous
Three's Company Too
"Three's Company"
Misheard Lyrics:
Domanomanevoo
Original Lyrics:
Down at our rendezvous
"Three's Company"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dominominay vous, Three's company, too!
Original Lyrics:
Down at our rendez-vous, Three's company, too!
"Three's Company"
Misheard Lyrics:
Donadonadeyvoo
Original Lyrics:
Down at our rendevous
"Three's Company"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here's a big dung for you.
Original Lyrics:
Down at our rendevous
"Three's Company"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a voluptuous space that needs your face
Three's company, too.
Original Lyrics:
We're a lovable space that needs your face
Three's company, too.
"Three's Company"
Misheard Lyrics:
Life is a frolic and laughter is calling for you.
Original Lyrics:
Life is a ball again, laughter is calling for you.
"Three's Company"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take a lovable space that meets your face
Three's company, too.
Original Lyrics:
We've a loveable space that needs your face
Three's company, too.
"Three's Company"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take a step at the zoo.
Original Lyrics:
Take a step that is new.
"Thundarr The Barbarian"
Misheard Lyrics:
But one man burns his buns to fight for justice.
Original Lyrics:
But one man bursts his bonds to fight for justice.
"Tiny Toon Adventures"
Misheard Lyrics:
A happy Looniversity, we earn our toon agree.
Original Lyrics:
At Acme Looniversity, we earn our toon degree.
"Tiny Toon Adventures"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dizzy Devil Ducky.
Original Lyrics:
Dizzy Devil's yucky.
"Tiny Toon Adventures"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dizzy Devil Plucky
Original Lyrics:
Dizzy Devil's yucky.
"Tiny Toon Adventures"
Misheard Lyrics:
Furball's a duckie.
Original Lyrics:
Furball's unlucky.
"Tiny Toon Adventures"
Misheard Lyrics:
Furball's a monkey...
Original Lyrics:
Furball's unlucky...
"Tiny Toon Adventures"
Misheard Lyrics:
So here's empty acres
It's a whole wide work of art
Our homes are loaned
It stands alone
A cartoon world apart!
Original Lyrics:
So here's Acme Acres
It's a whole wide world apart
Our home sweet home
It stands alone
A cartoon work of art!
"Tiny Toon Adventures"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're comics, the splashers
We prapt up all the sensors.
Original Lyrics:
We're comic dispensers
We crack up all the censors.
"Tiny Toons Adventures"
Misheard Lyrics:
The slipster rejective
Expectly unexpected
On Tiny Toon Adventures
Is about to start.
Original Lyrics:
The scripts were rejected
Expect the unexpected
On Tiny Toon Adventures
It's about to start!
"Tiny Tots"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a bot and she's a bot
Willy, Mong, Wiley
Original Lyrics:
I am a tot j'suis une tot
Tilly, Tom and Tiny, too.
"Top Cat Theme"
Misheard Lyrics:
Close friends get to call him TC
Crow biding is whipping to tea.
Original Lyrics:
Close friends get to call him TC
Provided it's with dignity.
"Top Cat Theme"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's the boss, he's the bip.
or
he's the boss, he's a pip.
Original Lyrics:
He's the boss, he's a V.I.P.
"Top Cat Theme"
Misheard Lyrics:
Providing it's with him you see
Original Lyrics:
Close friends get to call him TC
Provided it's with dignity.
"Top Cat Theme"
Misheard Lyrics:
Top Cat, the most respectable
Top Cat, who's intellectual
Close friends get to call him 'T.C.'
Bromide gets whipped into tea.
Original Lyrics:
Top Cat, the most respectable
Top Cat, who's intellectual
Close friends get to call him 'T.C.'
Providing it's with dignity.
"Top Cat"
Misheard Lyrics:
Close friends get to Quality Street
Nobody ain't gets whipping for tea
Original Lyrics:
Close friends get to call him 'T.C.'
Providing it's with dignity
"Top Cat"
Misheard Lyrics:
Close friends get to Quality Street
Providing it is worth it you see.
Original Lyrics:
Close friends get to call him 'T.C.'
Providing it's with dignity.
"Top Cat"
Misheard Lyrics:
Close friends get to call him 'T.C.'
Providing it's working at tea.
Original Lyrics:
Close friends get to call him 'T.C.'
Providing it's with dignity.
"Top Cat"
Misheard Lyrics:
Close friends get to call him T.C.
Come right in, it's whipping for tea.
Original Lyrics:
Close friends get to call him T.C.
Providing it's with dignity.
"Top Cat"
Misheard Lyrics:
Close friends get to call him T.C.
Ome on in he's whipping the 't'.
Original Lyrics:
Close friends get to call him T.C.
Provided it's with dignity.
"Top Cat"
Misheard Lyrics:
The in this beautiful leader of the gang
Original Lyrics:
The indisputable leader of the gang
BBC-TV initially changed the title to 'Boss Cat', to avoid confusion with a cat food of the time called 'Top Cat'!
"Top Cat"
Misheard Lyrics:
The indisputable late to rise again
Original Lyrics:
The indisputable leader of the gang
"Transformers"
Misheard Lyrics:
Transformers
Robots in the skies
Original Lyrics:
Transformers
Robots in disguise
"Transformers"
Misheard Lyrics:
Transformers
The Bore, The Beat, The Eye
Original Lyrics:
Transformers
More than meets the eye.
"WB Theme Song (Ending Transition)"
Misheard Lyrics:
This has been a pros of chin-up
Original Lyrics:
This has been a production of...
"WKRP In Cincinnati (Closing Theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the boys didda, I like to have you here now
Zam to the bar in a room on me, uh-huh
But, we're looking far and I'm, I'm happy here to hear now
I need a woman through it, in a woman up-a here, uh-huh
Original Lyrics:
Mad tooth bar chin-up, box zing outta her hair now
Still do the modern day whack-a-mole ditto-o-o
What's that? Good bartender, i'da hat-beer 'n' head out
I said I wouldn't do it if a poodle had a lid on
"WKRP In Cincinnati"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm really on the air in Cincinnati.
Original Lyrics:
I'm living on the air in Cincinnati.
"WKRP In Cincinnati"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm really on the error in Cincinnati
Original Lyrics:
I'm living on the air in Cincinnati
"WKRP In Cincinnati"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm tired of packin', I'm a packer.
Original Lyrics:
I'm tired of packin' and unpackin'.
"WKRP In Cincinnati"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wondered, 'Whatever the KRP?'
Original Lyrics:
Wondered, whatever became of me
"Wait Til Your Father Gets Home"
Misheard Lyrics:
I think my mom's just swell
but she starts to yell
everytime we have a fuss.
Original Lyrics:
I think my mom's just swell
but she starts to yell
everytime we have a blast.
"We're Ready To Party (Garfield and Friends Theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hope you bring lots of spaghetti (I'm scared)
Original Lyrics:
I hope you bring lots of spaghetti (Lots of spaghetti)
"Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego?"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a stinky minga culture
Original Lyrics:
She's a sticky-fingered filcher
"Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well they never ought to saw her steel.
Original Lyrics:
Well they never Arkansas her steal...
"Without Us (Family Ties theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, it's like I started breeding on the night we kissed.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, it's like I started breathing on the night we kissed.
"Wonder Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here to lie the force is evil
And your chest won't be denied.
Original Lyrics:
Here to fight the force of evil
And your quest won't be denied.
"Wonder Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Make it liar, talk to Ruth.
Original Lyrics:
Make a liar tell the truth.
"World of Strawberry Shortcake"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who Sleeps all night in cape made of Strawberries
Wakes upright in a cape made of Strawberries
Living, hiding, in a cape made of Strawberries
Strawberry swordtank, wouldn't you know?
Who Skates on floors in a cape made of Strawberries
Lays on whores in a cape made of Strawberries
Gay and smokes in a cape made of Strawberries
Strawberry swordtank, wouldn't you know?
Original Lyrics:
Who Sleeps all night in cake made of Strawberries
Wakes up bright in a cake made of Strawberries
Living, riding, in a cake made of Strawberries
Strawberry Shortcake, wouldn't you know?
Who Sweeps her floors in a cake made of Strawberries
Lays outdoors of a cake made of Strawberries
Games and chores in a cake made of Strawberries
Strawberry Shortcake, wouldn't you know?
"Xuxa's theme (Xuxa)"
Misheard Lyrics:
We will, we will, we will!
Original Lyrics:
Hello, hello, hello!
"Yo, Gabba Gabba"
Misheard Lyrics:
All of them
Original Lyrics:
Yo, Gabba Gabba
"Yo, Gabba Gabba"
Misheard Lyrics:
Foofa! She's freakin' happy.
Original Lyrics:
Foofa! She's pink and happy.
"Yo, Gabba Gabba"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's freaking happy!
Original Lyrics:
She's pink and happy.
"Yo, Gabba Gabba"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yo, Kappa Gamma
Original Lyrics:
Yo, Gabba Gabba
"Zaboomafoo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Elephants Gorgie is sleeping.
Original Lyrics:
Elephants charging baboons are leaping.
"Zoboomafoo"
Misheard Lyrics:
These animals are friends of mine
They jump and swim, crawl, die and climb
Original Lyrics:
These animals are friends of mine
They jump and swim, crawl, fly and climb.
"Zorro"
Misheard Lyrics:
Out of the night
When the full moon is bright
Rides the horse that's known as Zorro.
Original Lyrics:
Out of the night
When the full moon is bright
Rides the horseman known as Zorro.

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