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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Theme Songs that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
There are 337 misheard song lyrics for Theme Songs on amIright currently.
"Absolutely Fabulous"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wheels on fire,
Burning down the road
Better roll up my mystery,
Let this little town explode
Burning down the road
Better roll up my mystery,
Let this little town explode
Original Lyrics:
Wheels on fire,
Rolling down the road.
Best notify my next of kin,
This wheel shall explode.
Rolling down the road.
Best notify my next of kin,
This wheel shall explode.
"Alvin And The Chipmunks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Alvin, Simon, The other one
Original Lyrics:
Alvin, Simon, Theodore
"America, F*** Yeah"
Misheard Lyrics:
Band's maid, f*** yeah!
Original Lyrics:
Band aids, f*** yeah!
From 'Team America: World Police'.
"American Dragon: Jake Long"
Misheard Lyrics:
Evil one-eyed dragon
He's the American Dragon.
He's the American Dragon.
Original Lyrics:
People were not braggin'
He's the American Dragon.
He's the American Dragon.
"American Dragon: Jake Long"
Misheard Lyrics:
He a one-armed dragon
Original Lyrics:
People were not braggin'.
"American Dragon: Jake Long"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's a one-eyed Dragon
Original Lyrics:
He's the American Dragon.
"Animaniacs"
Misheard Lyrics:
Animaniacs; don't call us, fax.
Original Lyrics:
Animaniacs; those are the facts.
"Animaniacs"
Misheard Lyrics:
While Rita sings or purrs
Original Lyrics:
While Rita sings verse
"BJ And The Bear (TV Theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blue jeans and better scenes
And best of all you don't pay property tax.
And best of all you don't pay property tax.
Original Lyrics:
New dreams and better scenes
And best of all you don't pay property tax.
And best of all you don't pay property tax.
"BJ And The Bear"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blue jeans and better scenes
And best of all you don't pay property tax.
And best of all you don't pay property tax.
Original Lyrics:
New dreams and better scenes
And best of all you don't pay property tax.
And best of all you don't pay property tax.
"Barney the Dinosaur (Barney Theme Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
And when he's hard, its what we call an excellant sensation.
Original Lyrics:
And when he's tall, he's what we call a dinosaur sensation.
"Bear In The Big Blue House"
Misheard Lyrics:
Welcome, welcome, welcome
To the Igloo House.
To the Igloo House.
Original Lyrics:
Welcome, welcome, welcome
To the Big Blue House.
To the Big Blue House.
"Bear In The Big Blue House"
Misheard Lyrics:
Welcome, welcome, welcome
To the Igloo House.
To the Igloo House.
Original Lyrics:
Welcome, welcome, welcome
To the Big Blue House.
To the Big Blue House.
"Beetleborgs Metallix"
Misheard Lyrics:
Peter, Paul and Alex
Original Lyrics:
Beetleborgs Metallix
"Ben 10"
Misheard Lyrics:
Excited when an alien device did what it did.
Original Lyrics:
It started when an alien device did what it did.
"Beverly Hillbillies"
Misheard Lyrics:
And then one day he was shootin' at some coon
Original Lyrics:
And then one day he was shootin' at some food
"Bob The Builder"
Misheard Lyrics:
So f****** busy
Original Lyrics:
Scoop, muck and dizzy
"Bob The Builder"
Misheard Lyrics:
So f****ing busy
Original Lyrics:
Scoop, Muck and Dizzy
"Brady Bunch"
Misheard Lyrics:
That they'd screw, and somehow form a family.
Original Lyrics:
That this crew, would somehow form a family.
"California Dreams"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sky aboves and belows
Original Lyrics:
Sky above, sand below
"Car 54, Where Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Khruschev's due and I'll go wild.
Original Lyrics:
Khruschev's due at Idlewild.
"Car 54, Where Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kruchev's new and I know while.
Original Lyrics:
Khrushchev's due at Idlewild.
"Car 54, Where Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a scout troop short a child
Khrushchev's nude and I go wild.
Khrushchev's nude and I go wild.
Original Lyrics:
There's a scout troop short a child
Khrushchev's due at Idlewild.
Khrushchev's due at Idlewild.
Note: Idlewild is the original name of JFK International Airport.
"Car 54, Where Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a sculpture for a child
Who just threw an Idyllwild.
Who just threw an Idyllwild.
Original Lyrics:
There's a scout troop short a child
Khrushchev's due at Idlewild.
Khrushchev's due at Idlewild.
"Casper The Friendly Ghost"
Misheard Lyrics:
Casper, The Friendly Ghost
Couldn't be better than me.
Couldn't be better than me.
Original Lyrics:
Casper, The Friendly Ghost
Couldn't be bad or mean.
Couldn't be bad or mean.
"Casper, The Friendly Ghost"
Misheard Lyrics:
The grown-ups fight
Look at him with fright
Look at him with fright
Original Lyrics:
The grown-ups might
Look at him with fright
Look at him with fright
"Cat-Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gotta wrap the butter
Gotta try to get along.
Gotta try to get along.
Original Lyrics:
Gotta rise above it
Gotta try to get along.
Gotta try to get along.
"Cat-Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
One day with a woof and a purr
A baby was born and they called it Little Sir
A baby was born and they called it Little Sir
Original Lyrics:
One day with a woof and a purr
A baby was born and it caused a little stir
A baby was born and it caused a little stir
"CatDog"
Misheard Lyrics:
One dine day with a wolf & a bird
A baby was born and it caused a little stir
A baby was born and it caused a little stir
Original Lyrics:
One fine day with a woof & a o
A baby was born and it caused a little stir
A baby was born and it caused a little stir
"CatDog"
Misheard Lyrics:
One fine day with a 'woof' and a 'purr', a baby was born in a closet and disturbed.
Original Lyrics:
One fine day with a 'woof' and a 'purr', a baby was born and it caused a little stir.
"CatDog"
Misheard Lyrics:
One fine day with a 'woof' and a 'purr'
A baby was born in a garbage truck.
A baby was born in a garbage truck.
Original Lyrics:
One fine day with a 'woof' and a 'purr'
A baby was born, and it caused a little stir.
A baby was born, and it caused a little stir.
"CatDog"
Misheard Lyrics:
One fine day with a 'woof' and a 'purr'
A baby was born in a closet and disturbed.
A baby was born in a closet and disturbed.
Original Lyrics:
One fine day with a 'woof' and a 'purr'
A baby was born and it caused a little stir.
A baby was born and it caused a little stir.
"Catdog"
Misheard Lyrics:
One dine day with a wolf & a bird
A baby was born and it caused a little stir.
A baby was born and it caused a little stir.
Original Lyrics:
One fine day with a woof and a purr
A baby was born and it cause a little stir.
A baby was born and it cause a little stir.
"Chico And The Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dotto! Things will be better.
Original Lyrics:
And I know, things will be better.
"Chip & Dale Rescue Rangers"
Misheard Lyrics:
Somehow an ever-strobe gets solved.
Original Lyrics:
Somehow whatever's wrong gets solved.
"Count Duckula (Closing)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Man you gotta brush your teeth, Duckula
Original Lyrics:
Man, you've had a brush with Duckula.
"Count Duckula (Opening)"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the heart of Pennsylvania
With the vampire pulled a finger.
With the vampire pulled a finger.
Original Lyrics:
In the heart of Transylvania
In the Vampire Hall of Fame-yeah.
In the Vampire Hall of Fame-yeah.
"Count Duckula (Opening)"
Misheard Lyrics:
You want bite a piece of man?
'Cause you don't know how he hacks.
'Cause you don't know how he hacks.
Original Lyrics:
He won't bite beast or man
'Cause he's a vegetarian.
'Cause he's a vegetarian.
"Daniel Boone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Daniel Boone was a man
He was a big man!
He would fight for his carrots
Yes, he'd fight for his carrots so did he.
He was a big man!
He would fight for his carrots
Yes, he'd fight for his carrots so did he.
Original Lyrics:
Daniel Boone was a man,
Yes, a big man!
And he fought for America
To make all Americans free!
Yes, a big man!
And he fought for America
To make all Americans free!
"Dark And Dirty"
Misheard Lyrics:
How we wished that dark and dirty
Nourished everywhere!
Nourished everywhere!
Original Lyrics:
How we wished that dark and dirty
Flourished everywhere!
Flourished everywhere!
From the 'My Little Pony' TV show, Episode 3 'The End of Flutter Valley, Part 3'
"Darkwing Duck"
Misheard Lyrics:
Check me, am I right?
Original Lyrics:
Champion of right
"Darkwing Duck"
Misheard Lyrics:
O-C-W ! O-C-W !
Original Lyrics:
When in trouble, you call D.W.
"Darkwing Duck"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who's that coming 'round behind
The shadow in the skies?
The shadow in the skies?
Original Lyrics:
Who's that cunning mind behind
The shadowy disguise?
The shadowy disguise?
"Darkwing Duck"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who's that gunning my behind?
Original Lyrics:
Who's that cunning mind behind
"Days Of Our Lives"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is Madame Currie.
Original Lyrics:
This is MacDonald Carey.
[Ed.'s note: There was an earlier entry for this same misheard passage, I'm just wondering how some listeners can mishear a spoken line from an otherwise instrumental soap theme. But then again, others wonder how MacDonald Carey can still say this line several years after his death (April 4, 1994).]
"Days Of Our Lives"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is my dumb old carrot
And these are the days of our lives.
And these are the days of our lives.
Original Lyrics:
This is MacDonald Carey
And these are the Days Of Our Lives.
And these are the Days Of Our Lives.
"Days Of Our Lives"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is my gum care and these are the days of our lives
Original Lyrics:
This is MacDonald Carey and these are the Days of Our Lives.
Deaf in one ear, Can't hear out the other adds: "This was the first version where MacDonald Carey had said the line. In the second version it is spoken a bit more clearly. Was it because it was commonly misheard?"
"Days Of Our Lives"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is my gum care and these are the days of our lives
Original Lyrics:
This is MacDonald Carey and these are the days of our lives
"Dexter's Laboratory (ending credits theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Into the doom barrel, past the bolted door.
Original Lyrics:
Enter at your own peril, past the vaulted door.
"Dexter's Laboratory"
Misheard Lyrics:
Enter at your own peril, past the vaulted door.
Original Lyrics:
Enter at your own peril, past the bolted door.
"Diff'rent Strokes"
Misheard Lyrics:
A man is bored....
Original Lyrics:
A man is born, he's a man of means
"Diff'rent Strokes"
Misheard Lyrics:
A man is born, he's a mad of seeds
Then along comes two, they have nothing but day's means.
Then along comes two, they have nothing but day's means.
Original Lyrics:
A man is born, he's a man of means
Then along come two, they got nothing but their jeans.
Then along come two, they got nothing but their jeans.
"Diff'rent Strokes"
Misheard Lyrics:
A man is born, he's a man of hate.
Original Lyrics:
A man is born, he's a man of means.
"Diff'rent Strokes"
Misheard Lyrics:
A man is born, he's a man of hate
And along come tooth, they got nothing but the cheese.
And along come tooth, they got nothing but the cheese.
Original Lyrics:
A man is born, he's a man of means
Then along come two, they got nothing but their jeans.
Then along come two, they got nothing but their jeans.
"Diff'rent Strokes"
Misheard Lyrics:
A man is born, he's a man of hate
And along come tooth, they got nothing but to cheats.
And along come tooth, they got nothing but to cheats.
Original Lyrics:
A man is born, he's a man of means.
Then along come two, they got nothing but their jeans.
Then along come two, they got nothing but their jeans.
"Diff'rent Strokes"
Misheard Lyrics:
A man is born, he's a man of meat
Then along comes two, they've got nothing but the cheese.
Then along comes two, they've got nothing but the cheese.
Original Lyrics:
A man is born, he's a man of means.
Then along come two, they got nothing but their jeans.
Then along come two, they got nothing but their jeans.
"Diff'rent Strokes"
Misheard Lyrics:
A man is born, he's a man of needs
Then along come two, they've got nothing but their dreams.
Then along come two, they've got nothing but their dreams.
Original Lyrics:
A man is born, he's a man of means
Then along come two, they got nothing but their jeans.
Then along come two, they got nothing but their jeans.
"Diff'rent Strokes"
Misheard Lyrics:
A man is born
He's a melody.
He's a melody.
Original Lyrics:
A man is born
He's a man of means.
He's a man of means.
"Diff'rent Strokes"
Misheard Lyrics:
A man is born, he's a man of means.
Then along come two, they got nothing but their jeans
Then along come two, they got nothing but their jeans
or
The man is bored, he's a man of schemes
Then along come two, they've got nothing but their dreams
Then along come two, they've got nothing but their dreams
or
The man is bored, he's a man of schemes
Then along come two, they've got nothing but their dreams
Then along come two, they've got nothing but their dreams
Original Lyrics:
A man is born, he's a man of means.
Then along comes two, they got nothing but the streets
Then along comes two, they got nothing but the streets
"Diff'rent Strokes"
Misheard Lyrics:
When a man is born he's a melody
Then along comes two, they got nothing but the genes.
Then along comes two, they got nothing but the genes.
Original Lyrics:
A man is born, he's a man of means
Then along come two, they got nothing but their jeans.
Then along come two, they got nothing but their jeans.
"Digimon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Digimon, Digital Monsters, Digimon Garlic Champions
Original Lyrics:
Digimon, Digital Monsters, Digimon are the Champions
"Digimon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Digimon, digital champions
Digimon garther champions
Digimon garther champions
Original Lyrics:
Digimon, digital monsters
Digimon are the champions.
Digimon are the champions.
"Digimon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Digimon, digital monsters
Digimon car the champions.
Digimon car the champions.
Original Lyrics:
Digimon, digital monsters
Digimon are the champions.
Digimon are the champions.
"Duck Tales (Finnish)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your arms are broken.
Original Lyrics:
Ja Anstad laukee
"Duck Tales"
Misheard Lyrics:
D-d-d-danger, look behind you.
Original Lyrics:
D-d-d-danger lurks behinds you.
"Duck Tales"
Misheard Lyrics:
Life is like a Burger King.
Original Lyrics:
Life is like a hurricane.
"Engie Benjy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Engie Benjy, Jonathon Dunn
Original Lyrics:
Engie Benjy, Jollop and Dan
"Engie Benjy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Engie Benjy, Tel-a-ma-naarge
Original Lyrics:
Engie Benjy, Jollop and Dan
"Engie Benjy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Engie Benjy, jump up and down
Original Lyrics:
Engie Benjy, Jollop and Dan
"Engie Benjy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Engie Benjy, shut up and die.
Original Lyrics:
Engie Benjy, Jollop and Dan
"Everywhere You Look ('Full House' Theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
What ever happened to Little Billy T?
Original Lyrics:
What ever happened to predictability?
"Everywhere You Look ('Full House' Theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whatever happened to the old man in Tahiti?
The milkman, the paperboy, and even MTV?
The milkman, the paperboy, and even MTV?
Original Lyrics:
Whatever happened to predictability?
The milkman, the paperboy, and evening TV?
The milkman, the paperboy, and evening TV?
"Everywhere You Look (Full House Theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
A lion is waiting to carry you home.
Original Lyrics:
A light is waiting to carry you home.
"Everywhere You Look (Full House Theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hit a home run to ya.
Original Lyrics:
A hand to hold on to
"Everywhere You Look (Theme from 'Full House')"
Misheard Lyrics:
I here the horn honk to you.
Original Lyrics:
A hand to hold on to
"Everywhere You Look (Theme from 'Full House')"
Misheard Lyrics:
The milk man, the paperboy, and even Aunt Didi.
Original Lyrics:
The milk man, the paperboy, and evening TV.
"Everywhere You Look (Theme from 'Full House')"
Misheard Lyrics:
What ever happed to Nick 'The Villian' T?
Original Lyrics:
What ever happened to predictability?
"Everywhere You Look (Theme from 'Full House')"
Misheard Lyrics:
What ever happened to predictability?
The milkman, the paperboy, even MTV.
The milkman, the paperboy, even MTV.
Original Lyrics:
What ever happened to predictability?
The milkman, the paperboy, evening TV.
The milkman, the paperboy, evening TV.
"Everywhere You Look (Theme from 'Full House')"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you're lost out there and on your own.
Original Lyrics:
When you're lost out there and all alone.
"Everywhere You Look (Theme from Full House)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hear the horn honk to you.
Original Lyrics:
A hand to hold on to
"Everywhere You Look (Theme from Full House)"
Misheard Lyrics:
The milk man and the paperboy
He man, she man
He man, she man
Original Lyrics:
The milkman and the paperboy
Evening TV.
Evening TV.
"Fables of the Green Forest"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the Green Forrest
The Green Forrest
Reddy and Redtail
Fight.
The Green Forrest
Reddy and Redtail
Fight.
Original Lyrics:
In the Green Forest
The Green Forest
You will see an occasional
Fight.
The Green Forest
You will see an occasional
Fight.
"Fairly Odd Parents"
Misheard Lyrics:
Be sent up to his room, smoking instantly.
Original Lyrics:
Doom and gloom up in his room, is broken instantly.
"Fairly Odd Parents"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the gloom and doom up in his room
is broken instantly
By a pair of little fish that turn his every wish
into reality!
is broken instantly
By a pair of little fish that turn his every wish
into reality!
Original Lyrics:
But gloom and doom up in his room
Is broken instantly
By his magic little fish who grant his every wish
'cause in reality...
Is broken instantly
By his magic little fish who grant his every wish
'cause in reality...
"Fairly OddParents"
Misheard Lyrics:
Timmy is an average kid that no one understands
Mom and Dad and Vicky always giving him commands
Found a joint up in his room
And smoked it instantly
With his plastic little fish who grant his every wish.
Mom and Dad and Vicky always giving him commands
Found a joint up in his room
And smoked it instantly
With his plastic little fish who grant his every wish.
Original Lyrics:
Timmy is an average kid that no one understands
Mom and Dad and Vicky always giving him commands
But gloom and doom up in his room
Is broken instantly
By his magic little fish who grant his every wish.
Mom and Dad and Vicky always giving him commands
But gloom and doom up in his room
Is broken instantly
By his magic little fish who grant his every wish.
"Fairly Oddparents"
Misheard Lyrics:
B**ch work
Original Lyrics:
Bed twerp
"Fairly Oddparents"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bat twerp!
or
Beg, twerp!
or
Beg, twerp!
Original Lyrics:
Bed, twerp!
Sung by the character Vicki.
"Fairly Oddparents"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beat it, twerp!
Original Lyrics:
Bed, twerp!
"Fairly Oddparents"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mom and Dad and Vicky always giving him comments
Bad twerp!
Bad twerp!
Original Lyrics:
Mom and Dad and Vicky always giving him commands
Bed, twerp!
Bed, twerp!
"Fairly Oddparents"
Misheard Lyrics:
Vikki: Bad twerp!
Original Lyrics:
Vikki: Bed, twerp!
"Family Guy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Buffy is a family guy.
Original Lyrics:
Lucky there's a family guy.
"Family Guy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Happy as a family guy
Original Lyrics:
Lucky there's a family guy.
"Family Guy"
Misheard Lyrics:
It seems today that all you see
Is violence and movies and sex on T.V.
Is violence and movies and sex on T.V.
Original Lyrics:
It seems today that all you see
Is violence in movies and sex on T.V.
Is violence in movies and sex on T.V.
"Family Guy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the things that make us effin' cry.
Original Lyrics:
Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the things that make us laugh and cry.
"Family Guy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the things that make us lack and cry.
Original Lyrics:
Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the things that make us laugh and cry.
"Family Guy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucky there's a man who, positively can do, all the things that make us F'n cry!
Original Lyrics:
Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the things that make us laugh and cry!
"Family Guy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Make you effen cry
Original Lyrics:
Make you laugh and cry
"Felix The Cat"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whenever when he needs a fix
He reaches into his bag of tricks.
He reaches into his bag of tricks.
Original Lyrics:
Whenever he is in a fix
He reaches into his bag of tricks.
He reaches into his bag of tricks.
"Flintstones Theme"
Misheard Lyrics:
Flintstones, meet the Flintstones,
they're a Montessori family.
they're a Montessori family.
Original Lyrics:
Flintstones, meet the Flintstones,
they're a modern stone age family.
they're a modern stone age family.
Montessori is the name of a private school for young children.
"Flintstones' Theme"
Misheard Lyrics:
One day, Davey Crocker will win that fight
Then that cat will stay out for the night.
Then that cat will stay out for the night.
Original Lyrics:
Someday, maybe Fred will win the fight
Then that cat will stay out for the night.
Then that cat will stay out for the night.
"Flintstones"
Misheard Lyrics:
Best friends with the family down the street.
Original Lyrics:
Let's ride with the family down the street.
"Flintstones"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cruise off for to see a place to eat.
Original Lyrics:
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet.
"Flintstones"
Misheard Lyrics:
Flintstones, meet the Flintstones
They are driving into a chestnut tree.
They are driving into a chestnut tree.
Original Lyrics:
Flintstones, meet the Flintstones
They're a modern Stone Age family.
They're a modern Stone Age family.
"Flintstones"
Misheard Lyrics:
Flintstones, meet the Flintstones
They're a monkey started family.
They're a monkey started family.
Original Lyrics:
Flintstones, meet the Flintstones
They're a modern Stone-Age family.
They're a modern Stone-Age family.
"Flintstones"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hand the paper back to me, to me.
Original Lyrics:
They're a page right out of history.
"Flintstones"
Misheard Lyrics:
Join us with the family down the street
Through the courtesy of Flintstone feet.
Through the courtesy of Flintstone feet.
Original Lyrics:
Let's ride with the family down the street
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet.
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet.
"Flintstones"
Misheard Lyrics:
Join us with the family down the street
Wilma turns to see her first defeat.
Wilma turns to see her first defeat.
Original Lyrics:
Let's ride with the family down the street
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet.
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet.
***Editor's Note: I know that the submissions for this song are inconsistent as far as the title is concerned; some of them say "The Flintstones" and others say "Flintstones"; at some point I will decide whether the word "The" shall appear at the beginning of the title in each one of them.
"Flintstones"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's ride with family down the street
Through the courtesy of pretzeled feet.
Through the courtesy of pretzeled feet.
Original Lyrics:
Let's ride with the family down the street
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet.
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet.
"Flintstones"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's ride with the family down the street
Through the turn and see a special treat.
Through the turn and see a special treat.
Original Lyrics:
Let's ride with the family down the street
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet.
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet.
"Flintstones"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's ride with the family down the street
Bruno, courtesy of your two feet
Bruno, courtesy of your two feet
Original Lyrics:
Let's ride with the family down the street.
Through the couserty of Fred's two feet
Through the couserty of Fred's two feet
"Flintstones"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's ride with the family down the street
Through the town and see a place complete
Through the town and see a place complete
Original Lyrics:
Let's ride with the family down the street
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet
"Flintstones"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's ride with the family down the street
through the courtesy of friends you meet
through the courtesy of friends you meet
Original Lyrics:
Let's ride with the family down the street
through the courtesy of Fred's two feet
through the courtesy of Fred's two feet
"Flintstones"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's ride with the family down the street
Rudolph, glad to see a person beat!
Rudolph, glad to see a person beat!
Original Lyrics:
Let's ride with the family down the street
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet.
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet.
"Flintstones"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's ride with the family down the street.
Through the courtesy of friends from Pete
Through the courtesy of friends from Pete
Original Lyrics:
Let's ride, with the family down the street.
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet
"Flintstones"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's ride with the family down the street
Rudolf, courtesy of Fred's two feet.
Rudolf, courtesy of Fred's two feet.
Original Lyrics:
Let's ride with the family down the street
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet.
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet.
"Flintstones"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's ride with the family down the street
Through the courtesy of friends from Pete.
or
Let's ride, with the family down the street
With the courtesy of Pistol Pete.
Through the courtesy of friends from Pete.
or
Let's ride, with the family down the street
With the courtesy of Pistol Pete.
Original Lyrics:
Let's ride, with the family down the street
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet.
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet.
"Flintstones"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's ride with the family down the street
To the courtesy of friends to meet.
To the courtesy of friends to meet.
Original Lyrics:
Let's ride with the family down the street
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet.
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet.
"Flintstones"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's ride with the family down the street
Through the courtesy of Chris and Pete.
Through the courtesy of Chris and Pete.
Original Lyrics:
Let's ride with the family down the street
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet.
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet.
"Flintstones"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's ride with the family down the street
To the place where kids will never meet.
To the place where kids will never meet.
Original Lyrics:
Let's ride with the family down the street
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet.
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet.
"Flintstones"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's ride
With the family down the street
To the turdiseum, press their feet!
With the family down the street
To the turdiseum, press their feet!
Original Lyrics:
Let's ride
With the family down the street
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet.
With the family down the street
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet.
"Flintstones"
Misheard Lyrics:
One day maybe Fred will win the fight
And that, that will save us for the night.
And that, that will save us for the night.
Original Lyrics:
One day, maybe Fred will win the fight
And that cat will stay out for the night.
And that cat will stay out for the night.
"Flintstones"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rudolph, he can't find his pers'nal peace
Original Lyrics:
Through the courtesy of Fred's 2 feet
"Flintstones"
Misheard Lyrics:
Someday, Davey Crockett wins the fight.
Original Lyrics:
Someday, maybe Fred will win the fight.
"Flintstones"
Misheard Lyrics:
Someday, they'd be freckled for a bite
Then that-that will stay out for the night.
Then that-that will stay out for the night.
Original Lyrics:
Someday, maybe Fred will win the fight
Then that cat will stay out for the night.
Then that cat will stay out for the night.
"Flintstones"
Misheard Lyrics:
Someday, they'll be freckled when to fight.
Then that cat will stay out for the night.
Then that cat will stay out for the night.
Original Lyrics:
Someday, maybe Fred will win the fight
Then that cat will stay out for the night.
Then that cat will stay out for the night.
"Flintstones"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sunday may be canceled with the fight.
Then the cat will stay out for the night.
Then the cat will stay out for the night.
Original Lyrics:
Someday maybe Fred will win the fight.
Then the cat will stay out for the night.
Then the cat will stay out for the night.
"Flintstones"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's right, with the family down the street.
Rudolph, courtesy of Pretzel Pete
Rudolph, courtesy of Pretzel Pete
or
That's right 'cause the family down the street.
Euldoph eats his very own feet
Euldoph eats his very own feet
or
That's right 'cause the family down the street.
Euldoph eats his very own feet
Euldoph eats his very own feet
Original Lyrics:
Let's ride with the family down the street.
Through the courtesy of Fred's 2 feet.
Through the courtesy of Fred's 2 feet.
"Flintstones"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's right, they're the family down the street
Rudolph, courtesy of Mr. P.
Rudolph, courtesy of Mr. P.
Original Lyrics:
Let's ride with the family down the street
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet.
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet.
"Flintstones"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's right, we're the family down the street
Brutal, learn to see our friends compete.
Brutal, learn to see our friends compete.
Original Lyrics:
Let's ride, with the family down the street
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet.
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet.
"Flintstones"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's right, we're the family down the street
Brutal, learn to see our friends compete
Brutal, learn to see our friends compete
Original Lyrics:
Let's ride, with the family down the street
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet
"Flintstones"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's right, we're the family down the street.
Rudolph, learn to see our friends compete.
Rudolph, learn to see our friends compete.
Original Lyrics:
Let's ride with the family down the street.
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet.
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet.
"Flintstones"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's right, we're the family down the street
Screw the, courtesy of French to beat.
Screw the, courtesy of French to beat.
Original Lyrics:
Let's ride With the family down the street
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet.
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet.
"Flintstones"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's right, we're the family down the street
Through the courtesy of friends who eat.
Through the courtesy of friends who eat.
Original Lyrics:
Let's ride with the family down the street
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet.
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet.
"Flintstones"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's right, whip the family down the street
Through the courtesty of Pistol Pete.
Through the courtesty of Pistol Pete.
Original Lyrics:
Let's ride with the family down the street
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet.
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet.
"Flintstones"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's right, with the family down the street
Rudolph curtisy of friends to beat.
Rudolph curtisy of friends to beat.
Original Lyrics:
Let's ride, with the family down the street
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet
"Flintstones"
Misheard Lyrics:
They a modern stoney family
Bendin' out to Bedrock
They're a place right out of history
Bendin' out to Bedrock
They're a place right out of history
Original Lyrics:
They're the modern stone age family
From the town of Bedrock
They're a page right out of history
From the town of Bedrock
They're a page right out of history
"Flintstones"
Misheard Lyrics:
Through the courtesy of Fred's own feet.
Original Lyrics:
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet.
"Flintstones"
Misheard Lyrics:
Through the courtesy of your T.V.
Original Lyrics:
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet
"Flintstones"
Misheard Lyrics:
Turn off when you see a place to eat.
Original Lyrics:
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet.
"Gilligan's Island (Closing Theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ifs and ups good-bye
Original Lyrics:
It's an uphill climb.
"Gilligan's Island"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fake boat trip
Original Lyrics:
Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip
"Gilligan's Island"
Misheard Lyrics:
That started from this habitat
Original Lyrics:
That started from this tropic port
"Gilligan's Island"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Mel whippy lost.
or
The medal would be lost.
or
The meadow would be lost.
or
The medal would be lost.
or
The meadow would be lost.
Original Lyrics:
The Minnow would be lost.
The S.S. Minnow is the name of the boat seen in "Gilligan's Island".
"Gilligan's Island"
Misheard Lyrics:
The movie star
And the raft
And the raft
Original Lyrics:
The movie star
And the rest
And the rest
"Gilligan's Island"
Misheard Lyrics:
The ship sunk ground
Original Lyrics:
The ship struck ground
"Gilligan's Island"
Misheard Lyrics:
The winter started getting rough.
The tiny ship was frost.
If not for the courage of the fearless group,
the meadow would be lost.
The tiny ship was frost.
If not for the courage of the fearless group,
the meadow would be lost.
Original Lyrics:
The weather started getting rough.
The tiny ship was tossed.
If not for the courage of the fearless crew,
the Minnow would be lost.
The tiny ship was tossed.
If not for the courage of the fearless crew,
the Minnow would be lost.
"Good Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Anytime you need a lady
Original Lyrics:
Anytime you meet a friend
"Good Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Easy crate of rip-offs (Good times)
Original Lyrics:
Easy credit rip-offs (Good times)
"Good Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Easy crime and rip-offs (Good times)
Original Lyrics:
Easy credit rip-offs (Good times)
"Good Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Easy prey to rip-offs
Original Lyrics:
Easy credit rip-offs
"Good Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Good slimes
Original Lyrics:
Good times
"Good Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Good times, anytime you need it baby
Good times, anytime you feel free
Good times, anytime you're out from under
Not getting hustled, not getting bustled
Keeping your head up the water
Makin' the way when you can
Temple-rarin' layoffs, good times
Easy-cryin' ripple, good times
Shuckin' and survivin', good times
Achin' with the jaundice, good ti-imes
Ain't we lucky we got 'em
Good ti-i-imes, yeah
Good times, anytime you feel free
Good times, anytime you're out from under
Not getting hustled, not getting bustled
Keeping your head up the water
Makin' the way when you can
Temple-rarin' layoffs, good times
Easy-cryin' ripple, good times
Shuckin' and survivin', good times
Achin' with the jaundice, good ti-imes
Ain't we lucky we got 'em
Good ti-i-imes, yeah
Original Lyrics:
Good times, anytime you need a payment
Good times, anytime you need a friend
Good times, anytime you're out from under
Not getting hassled, not getting hustled
Keeping your head above water
Makin' a wave when you can
Temporary layoffs, good times
Easy-credit ripoffs, good times
Scratchin' and survivin', good times
Hangin' in the chow line, good ti-imes
Ain't we lucky we got 'em
Good ti-i-imes, yeah.
Good times, anytime you need a friend
Good times, anytime you're out from under
Not getting hassled, not getting hustled
Keeping your head above water
Makin' a wave when you can
Temporary layoffs, good times
Easy-credit ripoffs, good times
Scratchin' and survivin', good times
Hangin' in the chow line, good ti-imes
Ain't we lucky we got 'em
Good ti-i-imes, yeah.
"Good Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Good times, anytime you need it baby
Good times, anytime you feel free
Good times, anytime you're out from under
Not getting hustled, not getting bustled
Keeping your head up the water
Makin' the way when you can
Temple-rarin' layoffs, good times
Easy-cryin' ripple, good times
Shuckin' and survivin', good times
Achin' with the jaundice, good times
Ain't we lucky we got 'em
Good ti-i-imes, yeah.
Good times, anytime you feel free
Good times, anytime you're out from under
Not getting hustled, not getting bustled
Keeping your head up the water
Makin' the way when you can
Temple-rarin' layoffs, good times
Easy-cryin' ripple, good times
Shuckin' and survivin', good times
Achin' with the jaundice, good times
Ain't we lucky we got 'em
Good ti-i-imes, yeah.
Original Lyrics:
Good times, anytime you need a payment
Good times, anytime you need a friend
Good times, anytime you're out from under
Not getting hassled, not getting hustled
Keeping your head above water
Makin' a wave when you can
Temporary layoffs, good times
Easy-credit ripoffs, good times
Scratchin' and survivin', good times
Hangin' in the chow line, good times
Ain't we lucky we got 'em
Good ti-i-imes, yeah.
Good times, anytime you need a friend
Good times, anytime you're out from under
Not getting hassled, not getting hustled
Keeping your head above water
Makin' a wave when you can
Temporary layoffs, good times
Easy-credit ripoffs, good times
Scratchin' and survivin', good times
Hangin' in the chow line, good times
Ain't we lucky we got 'em
Good ti-i-imes, yeah.
"Good Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hang out in a jury.
Original Lyrics:
Hanging in a chow line
"Good Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hangin in a jury
Original Lyrics:
Hanging in a chow line
"Good Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hangin in and jivin'
or
Hangin and enjoyin'
or
Hangin in the toilet
or
Hangin and a jivin'
or
Hangin in the jovey
or
Hangin in the jovey
Original Lyrics:
Hangin' in a chow line
"Good Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hangin' and a-jawin'
or
Hangin' in a jury
or
Hangin' in a jury
Original Lyrics:
Hangin' in a chow line
"Good Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hangin' and jivin'
Original Lyrics:
Hangin' in a chow line
"Good Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hangin' in a giant
Original Lyrics:
Hangin' in a chow line
"Good Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hangin' in a jaw line
Original Lyrics:
Hangin' in a chow line
"Good Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hangin' in a job line
Original Lyrics:
Hangin' in a chow line
"Good Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hangin' in a joint
Original Lyrics:
Hangin' in a chow line
"Good Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hangin' in a joy ride
or
Hangin' in and jivin'
or
Hangin' in and jivin'
Original Lyrics:
Hangin' in a chow line
"Good Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hangin' in a jungle
or
Hangin' in the jungle
or
Hangin' in the jungle
Original Lyrics:
Hangin' in a chow line
"Good Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hangin' in the chow line, good ti-imes '
Original Lyrics:
Hangin' out and jivin', good ti-imes'
Michele Bohnke adds: "Just my 2 cents on the Good Times theme. Several years ago there used to be a Good Times fan site with the above correct lyrics, but I can't seem to find it to substantiate my lyrics claim. Oh! Here's a link to a cached page from Google search. (http://preview.tinyurl.com/38uf7p) Look towards the center of the page or do a search for. For years, it drove me crazy that I couldn't figure out all the lyrics to the theme song, and it's right under there. Chow lines? Why would anyone be hanging out in one the of those, unless one of the Evans family is in the military or something? "
"Good Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hangin' in the john
Original Lyrics:
Hangin' in a chow line
"Good Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hangin' in the jovey
or
Hangin' and a jivin'
or
Hangin' in the toilet
or
Hangin' and enjoyin'
or
Hangin in and jivin'
or
Hangin' and a jivin'
or
Hangin' in the toilet
or
Hangin' and enjoyin'
or
Hangin in and jivin'
Original Lyrics:
Hangin' in a chow line
"Good Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hangin' in the jungle
Original Lyrics:
Hangin' in a chow line
"Good Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hangin' in the junk yard
Original Lyrics:
Hangin' in a chow line
"Good Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hangin' in the shower
Original Lyrics:
Hangin' in a chow line
"Good Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hanging and a jiving
Original Lyrics:
Hanging in a chow line
"Good Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey ya, little Jordan!
Original Lyrics:
Hanging in a chow line
"Good Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Keeping my head above water.
Making away when I can.
Making away when I can.
Original Lyrics:
Keeping my head above water.
Making a wave when you can.
Making a wave when you can.
"Good Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Keeping your head in the water
Making a way when I can.
Making a way when I can.
Original Lyrics:
Keeping your head above water
Making a wave when you can.
Making a wave when you can.
"Good Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Living in a jungle
Original Lyrics:
Hangin' at the chow line
"Growing Pains"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sharon Deluxe said no
Original Lyrics:
Sharing the laughter and love
"Hamtaro"
Misheard Lyrics:
We like sunflower seeds come from it.
Original Lyrics:
We like sunflower seeds, krrmp krrmp krrmp.
"Happy Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
The weekend comes
My sigh goes hum.
My sigh goes hum.
Original Lyrics:
The weekend comes
My cycle hums.
My cycle hums.
"Happy Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
These happy days are for The Fonz.
Original Lyrics:
These happy days are yours & mine.
"Heathcliff (Opening Theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Heathcliff, Heathcliff, no one should, terrify the neighborhood
But Heathcliff just won't be undone, blaming friends on everyone.
But Heathcliff just won't be undone, blaming friends on everyone.
Original Lyrics:
Heathcliff, Heathcliff, no one should, terrify the neighborhood
But Heathcliff just won't be undone, playing pranks on everyone.
But Heathcliff just won't be undone, playing pranks on everyone.
"Heathcliff"
Misheard Lyrics:
Go in shoes, terrify the neighborhood.
Original Lyrics:
No one should terrify the neighborhood.
"I Love You (Barney Theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I thug you, you thug me
We're unhappy, can't you see?
We're unhappy, can't you see?
Original Lyrics:
I love you, you love me
We're a happy family.
We're a happy family.
"Jeffersons"
Misheard Lyrics:
Long sweet lips, chewin' me baby
Original Lyrics:
As long as we live it's you and me baby
"Jem"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jem, Jem is asitement.
Original Lyrics:
Jem, Jem is excitement.
"Love Is All Around (Mary Tyler Moore Theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who can take a nothing day
Suddenly make it obscene worthwhile.
Suddenly make it obscene worthwhile.
Original Lyrics:
Who can take a nothing day
And suddenly make it all seem worthwhile.
And suddenly make it all seem worthwhile.
"Making Our Dreams Come True (Laverne & Shirley)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Schemeel, Schamozzle
Hagan Dazs, Incoporated.
Hagan Dazs, Incoporated.
Original Lyrics:
Schlemeel, schlemazel
Hasenpfeffer, Incorporated.
Hasenpfeffer, Incorporated.
"Making Our Dreams Come True (Laverne and Shirley)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Schemeel, Schamozzle
Hop and skip, incorporate it.
Hop and skip, incorporate it.
Original Lyrics:
Schlemeel, schlemazel
Hasenfeffer Incorporated.
Hasenfeffer Incorporated.
"Making Our Dreams Come True (Laverne and Shirley"
Misheard Lyrics:
Schemeel, Schamozzle
Masaltov incorporated.
Masaltov incorporated.
Original Lyrics:
Schlemeel, schlemazel
Hasenfeffer Incorporated.
Hasenfeffer Incorporated.
"Movin' On Up (Theme from 'The Jeffersons')"
Misheard Lyrics:
As long as sweet lips are chewin' me, baby
Original Lyrics:
As long as we live, it's you and me, baby.
"Movin' On Up (Theme from 'The Jeffersons')"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bees don't buzz by the grill.
Original Lyrics:
Beans don't burn on the grill.
"Movin' On Up (Theme from 'The Jeffersons')"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fish don't fry in the kitchen
Birds don't pee on the grill
It took a whole lot of trainin' to get up that hill
But now we're up in the big seas
And it's are tune for a hat.
Birds don't pee on the grill
It took a whole lot of trainin' to get up that hill
But now we're up in the big seas
And it's are tune for a hat.
Original Lyrics:
Fish don't fry on the kitchen
Beans don't burn on the grill
It took a whole lot of tryin'just to get up that hill
Now were up in the big leagues
Gettin' our turn at bat.
Beans don't burn on the grill
It took a whole lot of tryin'just to get up that hill
Now were up in the big leagues
Gettin' our turn at bat.
"Movin' On Up (Theme from 'The Jeffersons')"
Misheard Lyrics:
Long sweet lips, chewin' me baby.
Original Lyrics:
As long as we live, it's you 'n' me baby.
"Movin' On Up (Theme from 'The Jeffersons')"
Misheard Lyrics:
Movin' on up
To the top.
To the top.
Original Lyrics:
Moving on up
To the East Side.
To the East Side.
"Movin' On Up (Theme from 'The Jeffersons')"
Misheard Lyrics:
To the peanuts and possum in the sky
Original Lyrics:
To a deluxe apartment in the sky
"Movin' On Up (Theme from The Jeffersons)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dish don't burn in the kitchen
Please don't burn on the grill
Took a whole lot of too-ra-ay
Just to get up that hill.
Please don't burn on the grill
Took a whole lot of too-ra-ay
Just to get up that hill.
Original Lyrics:
Fish don't fry in the kitchen
Beans don't burn on the grill
Took a whole lot of tryin'
Just to get up that hill.
Beans don't burn on the grill
Took a whole lot of tryin'
Just to get up that hill.
"Movin' On Up (Theme from The Jeffersons)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fish don''t fry on the griddle
Beans don't burn on the grill.
Beans don't burn on the grill.
Original Lyrics:
Fish don't fry in the kitchen
Beans don't burn on the grill.
Beans don't burn on the grill.
"Movin' On Up (Theme from The Jeffersons)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fish don't fry in the kitchen
a Beanstone burn on the grill
Took a whole lotta Too-rye ale just to get up that hill
a Beanstone burn on the grill
Took a whole lotta Too-rye ale just to get up that hill
Original Lyrics:
Fish don't fry in the kitchen
meat's gonna burn on the grill
Took a whole lotta trying just to get up that hill.
meat's gonna burn on the grill
Took a whole lotta trying just to get up that hill.
"Movin' On Up (Theme from The Jeffersons)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fish don't fry in the kitchen.
Beans don't burn on the grill.
Took a whole lotta tour-ra-in just to get up that hill.
Beans don't burn on the grill.
Took a whole lotta tour-ra-in just to get up that hill.
Original Lyrics:
Fish don't fry in the kitchen.
Beans don't burn on the grill.
Took a whole lotta tryin'. Just to get up that hill.
Beans don't burn on the grill.
Took a whole lotta tryin'. Just to get up that hill.
"Movin' On Up (Theme from The Jeffersons)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fish don't fry in the kitchen
Beans don't burn on the grill
Took a hole out a two eyed hen
Just to fix up that meal.
Beans don't burn on the grill
Took a hole out a two eyed hen
Just to fix up that meal.
Original Lyrics:
Fish don't fry in the kitchen
Beans don't burn on the grill
Took a whole lotta tryin'
Just to get up that hill.
Beans don't burn on the grill
Took a whole lotta tryin'
Just to get up that hill.
"Movin' On Up (Theme from The Jeffersons)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Moving on up, to designer.
Original Lyrics:
Moving on up, to the east side.
"Movin' On Up (Theme from The Jeffersons)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Moving on up
to decide.
to decide.
Original Lyrics:
Moving on up, to the East Side.
"Movin' On Up (Theme from The Jeffersons)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now we're up in the big leagues, wearin' our turtleneck vest.
Original Lyrics:
Now we're up in the big leagues, gettin' our turn at bat.
"Movin' On Up (Theme from The Jeffersons)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Took a hole out of two right hands
Just to get up that hill.
Just to get up that hill.
Original Lyrics:
Took a whole lot of trying
Just to get up that hill.
Just to get up that hill.
Ed's Note: 'Trying' is pronounced in the song with three syllables (tru-eye-in').
"Once Upon A Child"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kids stuff with medium ingredients
Original Lyrics:
Kids stuff with previous experience
"One Day At A Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
So hold on tight.
Any mom won't do one day at a time.(one day at a time)
Any mom won't do one day at a time.(one day at a time)
or
Hold on tight, Ann Romano, too.
One day at a time. (One day at a time)
One day at a time. (One day at a time)
or
Hold on tight, Ann Romano, too.
One day at a time. (One day at a time)
One day at a time. (One day at a time)
Original Lyrics:
So hold on tight and we'll muddle through
One day at a time. (One day at a time)
One day at a time. (One day at a time)
"One Day At A Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is it (this is it)
This is light, what you kid, so go and half of all
This is it (this is it)
Stray ahead and rest of should
You camping should all
So why your hand Joe the view
Keep on doing what ya do
Old dong tang, woe mud a too
One day at a time (one day at a time)
So wop on the deluxe harmony, and there's a new-born ba-by
Don't you had enough? A-just pinch that leg off!
One day at a time.
This is light, what you kid, so go and half of all
This is it (this is it)
Stray ahead and rest of should
You camping should all
So why your hand Joe the view
Keep on doing what ya do
Old dong tang, woe mud a too
One day at a time (one day at a time)
So wop on the deluxe harmony, and there's a new-born ba-by
Don't you had enough? A-just pinch that leg off!
One day at a time.
Original Lyrics:
This is it. This is it
This is life, the one you get
So go and have a ball
This is it. This is it
Straight ahead and rest assured
You can't be sure at all.
So while you're here, enjoy the view
Keep on doing what you do
So hold on tight, and we'll muddle through
One day at a time, one day at a time.
So up on your feet. Up on your feet
Somewhere there's music playing.
Don't you worry none
We'll just take it like it comes.
This is life, the one you get
So go and have a ball
This is it. This is it
Straight ahead and rest assured
You can't be sure at all.
So while you're here, enjoy the view
Keep on doing what you do
So hold on tight, and we'll muddle through
One day at a time, one day at a time.
So up on your feet. Up on your feet
Somewhere there's music playing.
Don't you worry none
We'll just take it like it comes.
"One Piece"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go. Yo-ho.
Original Lyrics:
Yah-o yah-o yah-o. Uh, oh.
"One Piece"
Misheard Lyrics:
He stands alone just like a samurai
And an M. A. D. why Nami's not shy!
And an M. A. D. why Nami's not shy!
Original Lyrics:
His names Zolo, he's just a samurai
And a L. A. D. Y. Nami's not shy!
And a L. A. D. Y. Nami's not shy!
"One Piece"
Misheard Lyrics:
Peace made of rubber.
Original Lyrics:
He's made of rubber.
An anime theme.
"One Piece"
Misheard Lyrics:
Piece made of rubber.
Original Lyrics:
He's made of rubber.
An anime theme.
"Overture ('Bugs Bunny Show' theme song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold the shirt, turn the lights.
Original Lyrics:
Overture, turn the lights.
"Overture (Bugs Bunny Show Theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh monsieur, turn the lights.
Original Lyrics:
Overture, curtain, lights.
"Overture (Bugs Bunny Show theme song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
No more rehearsing and nursing apart
Original Lyrics:
No more rehearsing and nursing our parts
"Overture (Bugs Bunny Show theme song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Overture, turn the lights
This is it, to-nigh o' nights
No more rehearsing or sing-a-par
We know every fart by heart
Overture, turn the lights
This is it, to hear the lights
And, O what lights we'll hit
On with the show, Mr. Schimdt
Tonight what lights we'll hit
On with the show, Mr. Schimdt.
This is it, to-nigh o' nights
No more rehearsing or sing-a-par
We know every fart by heart
Overture, turn the lights
This is it, to hear the lights
And, O what lights we'll hit
On with the show, Mr. Schimdt
Tonight what lights we'll hit
On with the show, Mr. Schimdt.
Original Lyrics:
Overture, curtain, lights
This is it, the night o' nights
No more rehearsing and nursing our parts
We know every part by heart
Overture, curtain, lights
This is it, to hit the heights
And, O what heights we'll hit
On with the show, this is it
Tonight what heights we'll hit
On with the show, this is it.
This is it, the night o' nights
No more rehearsing and nursing our parts
We know every part by heart
Overture, curtain, lights
This is it, to hit the heights
And, O what heights we'll hit
On with the show, this is it
Tonight what heights we'll hit
On with the show, this is it.
"Overture (Bugs Bunny Show theme song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tonight the heights will hilt
On with the show Mr. Schimdt
On with the show Mr. Schimdt
or
Tonight the lights we'll hit
On with the show, Messersmith
On with the show, Messersmith
or
Tonight the lights we'll hit
On with the show, Messersmith
On with the show, Messersmith
Original Lyrics:
Tonight the heights we'll hit
On with the show this is it
On with the show this is it
"Pokemon"
Misheard Lyrics:
With courage, eye and face
Original Lyrics:
With courage, I'll face.
"Powerpuff Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blossom
She is the a**hole leader.
She is the a**hole leader.
Original Lyrics:
Blossom
Commander and the leader.
Commander and the leader.
"Return To Pooh Corner"
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the desert, Christopher Robin and Pooh.
Original Lyrics:
Back to the days of Christopher Robin and Pooh.
"Roseanne"
Misheard Lyrics:
What doesn't kill us, making us stronger
We're gonna last longer
Like the greatest, what a triumph
Or that rabid easy drunk
(later)
If there's nothing I learned
While waiting for my turn
Is that angel of a rain force.
We're gonna last longer
Like the greatest, what a triumph
Or that rabid easy drunk
(later)
If there's nothing I learned
While waiting for my turn
Is that angel of a rain force.
Original Lyrics:
If what doesn't kill us is making us stronger,
We're gonna last longer,
like the Great Wall of China,
Or that rabbit with the drum
(later)
If there's one thing that I learned,
While waiting for my turn,
Is that in each life some rain falls.
We're gonna last longer,
like the Great Wall of China,
Or that rabbit with the drum
(later)
If there's one thing that I learned,
While waiting for my turn,
Is that in each life some rain falls.
I didn't get the correct lyrics for several Roseanne seasons until the final episode which closed with an a capella version of the song performed by a female singer.
"Ruff And Reddy"
Misheard Lyrics:
But when they need each other's hats
When they're Ruff and Reddi.
When they're Ruff and Reddi.
Original Lyrics:
But when they need each other that's
When they're Ruff and Reddi.
When they're Ruff and Reddi.
"Saved By The Bell"
Misheard Lyrics:
And my mouth starts a yawnin'.
Original Lyrics:
And my 'larm gives out a warnin'.
"Saved By The Bell"
Misheard Lyrics:
Riding home in my Chev
She won't know that I left.
She won't know that I left.
Original Lyrics:
Ridin' low in my chair
She won't know that I'm there.
She won't know that I'm there.
'Chev' as in 'Chevrolet'
"Saved By The Bell"
Misheard Lyrics:
Riding home in my chair
Original Lyrics:
Riding low in my chair
"Saved By The Bell"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I wake up in the morning
And the laundry's out of order.
And the laundry's out of order.
Original Lyrics:
When I wake up in the morning
And the alarm lets out a warning.
And the alarm lets out a warning.
In this song, the word "alarm" is pronounced "larm", as if the first letter is omitted.
"Saved By The Bell"
Misheard Lyrics:
Write a note on my chair
She won't know that I'm there
She won't know that I'm there
Original Lyrics:
Ridin' low in my chair
She won't know that I'm there
She won't know that I'm there
"Saved By The Bell"
Misheard Lyrics:
Write alone in my chair
She won't know that I'm there
If I can have it in Toronto
It'll be alright.
or
Leave a note on my chair
She won't know that I'm there
If I can hand it in tomorrow
It'll be alright.
She won't know that I'm there
If I can have it in Toronto
It'll be alright.
or
Leave a note on my chair
She won't know that I'm there
If I can hand it in tomorrow
It'll be alright.
Original Lyrics:
Ridin' low in my chair
She won't know that I'm there
If I can hand it in tomorrow
It'll be alright.
She won't know that I'm there
If I can hand it in tomorrow
It'll be alright.
"Sesame Street"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you tell me how'd you get
How'd you get to Sesame Street?
How'd you get to Sesame Street?
Original Lyrics:
Can you tell me how to get
How to get to Sesame Street?
How to get to Sesame Street?
"Sesame Street"
Misheard Lyrics:
Friedly neighbors there, that wear swell Tee's.
Original Lyrics:
Friendly neighbours there, that's where we meet.
"Sesame Street"
Misheard Lyrics:
Friendly [derogatory term for African-Americans] there, that's where we meet.
Original Lyrics:
Friendly neighbors there, that's where we meet.
"Sesame Street"
Misheard Lyrics:
Friendly neighbors say that's where we wee.
Original Lyrics:
Friendly neighbors there, that's where we meet.
"Sesame Street"
Misheard Lyrics:
Friendly neighbors there, that wear double dee's
Original Lyrics:
Friendly neighbours there, that's where we meet.
"Sesame Street"
Misheard Lyrics:
Friendly neighbours there that swear at me.
Original Lyrics:
Friendly neighbours there, that's where we meet.
"Sesame Street"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sunny day, sleeping up clouds away.
Original Lyrics:
Sunny day, sweeping the clouds away.
"Sesame Street"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sunny day, sweepin' the clock away.
Original Lyrics:
Sunny day, sweepin' the clouds away.
"Sesame Street"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sunny day
Sweepin' up clouds away
On my why to where the air raids free.
Sweepin' up clouds away
On my why to where the air raids free.
Original Lyrics:
Sunny day
Sweepin' the clouds away
On my way to where the air is sweet.
Sweepin' the clouds away
On my way to where the air is sweet.
"Sesame Street"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sunny days
Sleepin' the clouds away
On my way to where the hair is clean.
Sleepin' the clouds away
On my way to where the hair is clean.
Original Lyrics:
Sunny day
Sweepin' the clouds away
On my way to where the air is sweet.
Sweepin' the clouds away
On my way to where the air is sweet.
"Sharky & George"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sharky and George
Fearing any mystery.
Fearing any mystery.
Original Lyrics:
Sharky and George
Clear up any mystery.
Clear up any mystery.
"Sonic The Hedgehog"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's the fastest thing in my life.
Original Lyrics:
He's the fastest thing alive.
"South Park"
Misheard Lyrics:
Friendly faces everywhere
Humboldt grows without temptation.
Humboldt grows without temptation.
Original Lyrics:
Friendly faces everywhere
Humble folks without temptation.
Humble folks without temptation.
"South Park"
Misheard Lyrics:
Friendly gays everywhere
Homo folks without temptations.
Homo folks without temptations.
Original Lyrics:
Friendly faces everywhere
Humble folks without temptation.
Humble folks without temptation.
"South Park"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hot potato, sweet potato
Hot potato, sweet potato.
Hot potato, sweet potato.
Original Lyrics:
I like girls with big fat t*tt*es
I like girls with big v*****s.
I like girls with big v*****s.
"Speed Racer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ghostly racer, ghostly racer, ghostly racer go!
Original Lyrics:
Go Speed Racer, go Speed Racer, go Speed Racer go!
"Speed Racer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gummi racer, Gummi Racer Gum.
Original Lyrics:
Go Speed Racer, go Speed Racer, go!
"Spiderman (cartoon)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Catches fat, juicy flies.
Original Lyrics:
Catches thieves just like flies.
"Spiderman (cartoon)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Catches thieves just like thighs
Original Lyrics:
Catches thieves just like flies
"Spiderman (cartoon)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Welcome friend, he's adored
Action is his reward.
Action is his reward.
Original Lyrics:
Wealth and fame, he's ignored
Action is his reward.
Action is his reward.
"SpongeBob Squarepants"
Misheard Lyrics:
His nautical nonsense is some thing you wish.
Original Lyrics:
If nautical nonsense be something you wish.
"Spongebob Squarepants"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who lives like a pirate that's under the sea
Sponge Bob square fans!
Sponge Bob square fans!
Original Lyrics:
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea
Sponge Bob Square Pants!
Sponge Bob Square Pants!
"Spongebob Squarepants"
Misheard Lyrics:
You drop like the dead and flirt like a b**ch!
Original Lyrics:
Then drop to the deck and flop like a fish!
"TaleSpin"
Misheard Lyrics:
Spit it!
Original Lyrics:
Spin it!
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"
Misheard Lyrics:
Donatello dunks machines.
Original Lyrics:
Donatello does machines.
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"
Misheard Lyrics:
Heroes in a nut shell
Original Lyrics:
Heroes in a half shell
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"
Misheard Lyrics:
Leonardo leads
Donatello's death machines.
Donatello's death machines.
Original Lyrics:
Leonardo leads
Donatello does machines.
Donatello does machines.
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"
Misheard Lyrics:
Raphael is cool but crude.
Original Lyrics:
Raphael is cool but rude.
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"
Misheard Lyrics:
Raphael is cool but cruel.
Original Lyrics:
Raphael is cool but rude.
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"
Misheard Lyrics:
These turtle boards don't cut him no slack.
Original Lyrics:
These turtle boys don't cut 'em no slack.
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"
Misheard Lyrics:
They're heroes in a half show
And agree.
And agree.
Original Lyrics:
They're heroes in a half-shell
And they're green.
And they're green.
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"
Misheard Lyrics:
They're the world's most awesome fighting teens.
Original Lyrics:
They're the world's most fearsome fighting team.
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"
Misheard Lyrics:
They're the world's most fearsome banging team.
Original Lyrics:
They're the world's most fearsome fighting team.
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the evil Shredder attacks
Those turtle boys don't come in no slacks.
Those turtle boys don't come in no slacks.
Original Lyrics:
When the evil Shredder attacks
Those turtle boys don't cut him no slack.
Those turtle boys don't cut him no slack.
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the evil Shredder of tax
Those turtle boys don't cut 'em no slack.
Those turtle boys don't cut 'em no slack.
Original Lyrics:
When the evil Shredder attacks
Those turtle boys don't cut 'em no slack.
Those turtle boys don't cut 'em no slack.
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"
Misheard Lyrics:
With the evil shredded-up tax
Those turtle powers pump to the max
Those turtle powers pump to the max
Original Lyrics:
When the evil Shredder attacks
Those turtle boys don't cut him no slack.
Those turtle boys don't cut him no slack.
"That 70s Show"
Misheard Lyrics:
For all you do
We talk to you
We talk to you
Original Lyrics:
Not a thing to do
But talk to you
But talk to you
"The Addams Family"
Misheard Lyrics:
Neat, sweet, the teat.
Original Lyrics:
Neat, sweet, petite
Editor's note: For additional mishearings of this song, please see listings under Vic Mizzy, who was the credited performer.
"The Addams Family"
Misheard Lyrics:
Neat
Sweet
The teeth.
Sweet
The teeth.
Original Lyrics:
Neat
Sweet
Petite.
Sweet
Petite.
"The Addams Family"
Misheard Lyrics:
So gathered when you saw 'em
A gruesome two-some callin'
A gruesome two-some callin'
Original Lyrics:
So get a witch's shawl on
A broomstick you can crawl on.
A broomstick you can crawl on.
"The Addams Family"
Misheard Lyrics:
So get a witch's shawl on,
a Bruce that you can crawl on
a Bruce that you can crawl on
Original Lyrics:
So get a witch's shawl on,
a broomstick you can crawl on
a broomstick you can crawl on
"The Addams Family"
Misheard Lyrics:
They're all together Pookie.
Original Lyrics:
They're altogether ooky.
"The Beverly Hillbillies (End Theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hillbilly that is
Satisfaction
Take your shoes off!
Don't come back now, Jed!
Satisfaction
Take your shoes off!
Don't come back now, Jed!
Original Lyrics:
Hillbilly that is
Set a spell
Take your shoes off!
Y'all come back now, y'hear?!
Set a spell
Take your shoes off!
Y'all come back now, y'hear?!
"The Beverly Hillbillies (End Theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
This lil' gallon o' tea
Original Lyrics:
This locality
"The Beverly Hillbillies (End Theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
You all come back in black next week in this old cavity.
Original Lyrics:
You're all invited back next week to this locality.
"The Beverly Hillbillies"
Misheard Lyrics:
And then one day he was shootin' at some fool
And up through the ground came a bubblin' pool.
And up through the ground came a bubblin' pool.
Original Lyrics:
And then one day he was shootin' at some food
And up through the ground came a-bubblin' crude.
And up through the ground came a-bubblin' crude.
"The Beverly Hillbillies"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't come back now, ya hear?
Original Lyrics:
Y'all come back now, ya hear?
"The Brady Bunch"
Misheard Lyrics:
That this groove must somehow form a family.
Original Lyrics:
That this group must somehow form a family.
"The Brady Bunch"
Misheard Lyrics:
That this group was somehow for my family
Original Lyrics:
That this crew would somehow form a family
"The Brady Bunch"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then the one day when the lady et this Jell-O
or
Then the one day when this lady can p!$$ yellow
or
Then the one day when this lady can p!$$ yellow
Original Lyrics:
Then the one day when the lady met this fellow
"The Brady Bunch"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then the one day when the lady, Mrs. Spello
Original Lyrics:
Then the one day when the lady met this fellow
"The Brady Bunch"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then they screwed and somehow formed a family.
Original Lyrics:
That this group must somehow form a family.
"The Brady Bunch"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then they screwed, and somehow formed a family
Original Lyrics:
That this group must somehow form a family
"The Brady Bunch"
Misheard Lyrics:
They must screw to somehow form a family
Original Lyrics:
That this group must somehow form a family
"The Brady Bunch"
Misheard Lyrics:
They were born and, living all together
Yet they were all alone.
Yet they were all alone.
Original Lyrics:
They were four men, living all together
Yet they were all alone.
Yet they were all alone.
"The Brady Bunch"
Misheard Lyrics:
They were foremen, living all together.
Original Lyrics:
They were four men, living all together.
"The Brady Bunch"
Misheard Lyrics:
They were form and living all together.
Original Lyrics:
They were four men, living all together.
"The Brady Bunch"
Misheard Lyrics:
They were form, and living all together.
Original Lyrics:
They were four men living all together.
"The Brady Bunch"
Misheard Lyrics:
They were four and living all together.
Original Lyrics:
They were four men living all together.
"The Flintstones"
Misheard Lyrics:
Flintstones
meet the flintstones
they're a monostory family
From the town of bedrock
na na na na na na mystery
meet the flintstones
they're a monostory family
From the town of bedrock
na na na na na na mystery
Original Lyrics:
Flintstones
meet the Flintstones
they're a modern stone age family
from the town of bedrock
they're a page right out of history
meet the Flintstones
they're a modern stone age family
from the town of bedrock
they're a page right out of history
"The Flintstones"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's ride with the family down the street.
Cruise off, go to see a French repeat.
Cruise off, go to see a French repeat.
Original Lyrics:
Let's ride with the family down the street
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet.
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet.
"The Jeffersons (Movin' On Up)"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's no fight(ing) in the kitchen
There's no burn(ing) on the grill
Took a whole lot of Too-Rye-Ay
Just to get up that hill
Married up in a big bleed
Getting a turn at that
There's no burn(ing) on the grill
Took a whole lot of Too-Rye-Ay
Just to get up that hill
Married up in a big bleed
Getting a turn at that
Original Lyrics:
Fish don't fry in the kitchen
Beans don't burn on the grill
Took a whole lotta t-ry-ing
Just to get up that hill
Now we're up in the big leagues
Getting our turn at bat.
Beans don't burn on the grill
Took a whole lotta t-ry-ing
Just to get up that hill
Now we're up in the big leagues
Getting our turn at bat.
"The Jeffersons"
Misheard Lyrics:
As long as we live
You're chewing me, baby
There ain't nothin' wrong with that.
You're chewing me, baby
There ain't nothin' wrong with that.
Original Lyrics:
As long as we live
It's you and me, Baby
And there ain't nothin' wrong with that.
It's you and me, Baby
And there ain't nothin' wrong with that.
"The Jeffersons"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bo ho ga no na!
Original Lyrics:
We're movin' on up!
"The Jeffersons"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eating turnip butt
Original Lyrics:
Gettin' our turn at bat
"The Jeffersons"
Misheard Lyrics:
It took a whole lot of who I am
Just to get up that hill.
Just to get up that hill.
Original Lyrics:
It took a whole lot of tryin'
Just to get up that hill.
Just to get up that hill.
"The Jeffersons"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well we're moving on up, to the east side
To a beat up apartment in the sky.
To a beat up apartment in the sky.
Original Lyrics:
Well we're moving on up, to the east side
To a deluxe apartment in the sky.
To a deluxe apartment in the sky.
"The King Of Queens"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm sittin' here in traffic on the Queens Borg Bridge tonight.
Original Lyrics:
I'm sittin' here in traffic on the Queensborough Bridge tonight.
"The Love Boat"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Love Boat
Soon we'll be naked and on the run.
Soon we'll be naked and on the run.
Original Lyrics:
The Love Boat
Soon we'll be making another run.
Soon we'll be making another run.
"The Nanny"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the kids are actually smiling. (Charles Shaughnessy!)
Original Lyrics:
And the kids are actually smiling. (Such joie de vivre).
"The Nanny"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the kids are actually smiling. (Such wanna-be's).
Original Lyrics:
And the kids are actually smiling. (Such joie de vivre).
"The Nanny"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Nanny need friend.
Original Lyrics:
The Nanny named Fran.
"The Nanny"
Misheard Lyrics:
The father finds her beguiling
Just what he sees.
Just what he sees.
Original Lyrics:
The father finds her beguiling
Watch out C.C.
Watch out C.C.
"The Patty Duke Show"
Misheard Lyrics:
While Cathy adores a minuet
The ballet roof, and Crepe Suzettes.
The ballet roof, and Crepe Suzettes.
Original Lyrics:
While Cathy adores a minuet
The ballets russes, and Crepe Suzettes.
The ballets russes, and Crepe Suzettes.
"Theme from Zorro"
Misheard Lyrics:
Zorro, the cops are coming and breen
Original Lyrics:
Zorro, the fox so cunning and keen
"Three's Company Theme"
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll see that life is a ball again
Water is 'Culligan,' too
Dobba dobbity doo
Three's company, too.
Water is 'Culligan,' too
Dobba dobbity doo
Three's company, too.
Original Lyrics:
You'll see that life is a frolic and
Laughter is calling for you
Down at our rendezvous
Three's company, too.
Laughter is calling for you
Down at our rendezvous
Three's company, too.
"Three's Company"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ami nom a ne vu
Three's Company's Two
Three's Company's Two
Original Lyrics:
Down at our rendezvous
Three's Company Too
Three's Company Too
"Three's Company"
Misheard Lyrics:
Domanomanevoo
Original Lyrics:
Down at our rendezvous
"Three's Company"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dominominay vous, Three's company, too!
Original Lyrics:
Down at our rendez-vous, Three's company, too!
"Three's Company"
Misheard Lyrics:
Donadonadeyvoo
Original Lyrics:
Down at our rendevous
"Three's Company"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here's a big dung for you.
Original Lyrics:
Down at our rendevous
"Three's Company"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a voluptuous space that needs your face
Three's company, too.
Three's company, too.
Original Lyrics:
We're a lovable space that needs your face
Three's company, too.
Three's company, too.
"Three's Company"
Misheard Lyrics:
Life is a frolic and laughter is calling for you.
Original Lyrics:
Life is a ball again, laughter is calling for you.
"Three's Company"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take a lovable space that meets your face
Three's company, too.
Three's company, too.
Original Lyrics:
We've a loveable space that needs your face
Three's company, too.
Three's company, too.
"Three's Company"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take a step at the zoo.
Original Lyrics:
Take a step that is new.
"Tiny Toon Adventures"
Misheard Lyrics:
A happy Looniversity, we earn our toon agree.
Original Lyrics:
At Acme Looniversity, we earn our toon degree.
"Tiny Toon Adventures"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dizzy Devil Ducky.
Original Lyrics:
Dizzy Devil's yucky.
"Tiny Toon Adventures"
Misheard Lyrics:
Furball's a duckie.
Original Lyrics:
Furball's unlucky.
"Tiny Toon Adventures"
Misheard Lyrics:
Furball's a monkey...
Original Lyrics:
Furball's unlucky...
"Tiny Toon Adventures"
Misheard Lyrics:
So here's empty acres
It's a whole wide work of art
Our homes are loaned
It stands alone
A cartoon world apart!
It's a whole wide work of art
Our homes are loaned
It stands alone
A cartoon world apart!
Original Lyrics:
So here's Acme Acres
It's a whole wide world apart
Our home sweet home
It stands alone
A cartoon work of art!
It's a whole wide world apart
Our home sweet home
It stands alone
A cartoon work of art!
"Tiny Toon Adventures"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're comics, the splashers
We prapt up all the sensors.
We prapt up all the sensors.
Original Lyrics:
We're comic dispensers
We crack up all the censors.
We crack up all the censors.
"Tiny Toons Adventures"
Misheard Lyrics:
The slipster rejective
Expectly unexpected
On Tiny Toon Adventures
Is about to start.
Expectly unexpected
On Tiny Toon Adventures
Is about to start.
Original Lyrics:
The scripts were rejected
Expect the unexpected
On Tiny Toon Adventures
It's about to start!
Expect the unexpected
On Tiny Toon Adventures
It's about to start!
"Top Cat Theme"
Misheard Lyrics:
Top Cat, the most respectable
Top Cat, who's intellectual
Close friends get to call him 'T.C.'
Bromide gets whipped into tea.
Top Cat, who's intellectual
Close friends get to call him 'T.C.'
Bromide gets whipped into tea.
Original Lyrics:
Top Cat, the most respectable
Top Cat, who's intellectual
Close friends get to call him 'T.C.'
Providing it's with dignity.
Top Cat, who's intellectual
Close friends get to call him 'T.C.'
Providing it's with dignity.
"Top Cat"
Misheard Lyrics:
Close friends get to Quality Street
Providing it is worth it you see.
Providing it is worth it you see.
Original Lyrics:
Close friends get to call him 'T.C.'
Providing it's with dignity.
Providing it's with dignity.
"Top Cat"
Misheard Lyrics:
Close friends get to call him T.C.
Come right in, it's whipping for tea.
Come right in, it's whipping for tea.
Original Lyrics:
Close friends get to call him T.C.
Providing it's with dignity.
Providing it's with dignity.
"WKRP In Cincinnati"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm really on the air in Cincinnati.
Original Lyrics:
I'm living on the air in Cincinnati.
"WKRP In Cincinnati"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm really on the error in Cincinnati
Original Lyrics:
I'm living on the air in Cincinnati
"WKRP In Cincinnati"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm tired of packin', I'm a packer.
Original Lyrics:
I'm tired of packin' and unpackin'.
"Wait Til Your Father Gets Home"
Misheard Lyrics:
I think my mom's just swell
but she starts to yell
everytime we have a fuss.
but she starts to yell
everytime we have a fuss.
Original Lyrics:
I think my mom's just swell
but she starts to yell
everytime we have a blast.
but she starts to yell
everytime we have a blast.
"Without Us (Family Ties theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, it's like I started breeding on the night we kissed.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, it's like I started breathing on the night we kissed.
"World of Strawberry Shortcake"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who Sleeps all night in cape made of Strawberries
Wakes upright in a cape made of Strawberries
Living, hiding, in a cape made of Strawberries
Strawberry swordtank, wouldn't you know?
Who Skates on floors in a cape made of Strawberries
Lays on whores in a cape made of Strawberries
Gay and smokes in a cape made of Strawberries
Strawberry swordtank, wouldn't you know?
Wakes upright in a cape made of Strawberries
Living, hiding, in a cape made of Strawberries
Strawberry swordtank, wouldn't you know?
Who Skates on floors in a cape made of Strawberries
Lays on whores in a cape made of Strawberries
Gay and smokes in a cape made of Strawberries
Strawberry swordtank, wouldn't you know?
Original Lyrics:
Who Sleeps all night in cake made of Strawberries
Wakes up bright in a cake made of Strawberries
Living, riding, in a cake made of Strawberries
Strawberry Shortcake, wouldn't you know?
Who Sweeps her floors in a cake made of Strawberries
Lays outdoors of a cake made of Strawberries
Games and chores in a cake made of Strawberries
Strawberry Shortcake, wouldn't you know?
Wakes up bright in a cake made of Strawberries
Living, riding, in a cake made of Strawberries
Strawberry Shortcake, wouldn't you know?
Who Sweeps her floors in a cake made of Strawberries
Lays outdoors of a cake made of Strawberries
Games and chores in a cake made of Strawberries
Strawberry Shortcake, wouldn't you know?
"Xuxa's theme (Xuxa)"
Misheard Lyrics:
We will, we will, we will!
Original Lyrics:
Hello, hello, hello!
"Zaboomafoo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Elephants Gorgie is sleeping.
Original Lyrics:
Elephants charging baboons are leaping.
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