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"Absolutely Fabulous"
Wheels on fire,
Burning down the road
Better roll up my mystery,
Let this little town explode
Wheels on fire,
Rolling down the road.
Best notify my next of kin,
This wheel shall explode.
"Alvin And The Chipmunks"
Alvin, Simon, The other one
Alvin, Simon, Theodore
"America, F*** Yeah"
Band's maid, f*** yeah!
Band aids, f*** yeah!
From 'Team America: World Police'.
"American Dragon: Jake Long"
Evil one-eyed dragon
He's the American Dragon.
People were not braggin'
He's the American Dragon.
"American Dragon: Jake Long"
He a one-armed dragon
People were not braggin'.
"American Dragon: Jake Long"
He's a one-eyed Dragon
He's the American Dragon.
"Animaniacs"
Animaniacs; don't call us, fax.
Animaniacs; those are the facts.
"Animaniacs"
While Rita sings or purrs
While Rita sings verse
"BJ And The Bear (TV Theme)"
Blue jeans and better scenes
And best of all you don't pay property tax.
New dreams and better scenes
And best of all you don't pay property tax.
"BJ And The Bear"
Blue jeans and better scenes
And best of all you don't pay property tax.
New dreams and better scenes
And best of all you don't pay property tax.
"Barney the Dinosaur (Barney Theme Song)"
And when he's hard, its what we call an excellant sensation.
And when he's tall, he's what we call a dinosaur sensation.
"Bear In The Big Blue House"
Welcome, welcome, welcome
To the Igloo House.
Welcome, welcome, welcome
To the Big Blue House.
"Bear In The Big Blue House"
Welcome, welcome, welcome
To the Igloo House.
Welcome, welcome, welcome
To the Big Blue House.
"Beetleborgs Metallix"
Peter, Paul and Alex
Beetleborgs Metallix
"Ben 10"
Excited when an alien device did what it did.
It started when an alien device did what it did.
"Beverly Hillbillies"
And then one day he was shootin' at some coon
And then one day he was shootin' at some food
"Bob The Builder"
So f****** busy
Scoop, muck and dizzy
"Bob The Builder"
So f****ing busy
Scoop, Muck and Dizzy
"Brady Bunch"
That they'd screw, and somehow form a family.
That this crew, would somehow form a family.
"California Dreams"
Sky aboves and belows
Sky above, sand below
"Car 54, Where Are You?"
Khruschev's due and I'll go wild.
Khruschev's due at Idlewild.
"Car 54, Where Are You?"
Kruchev's new and I know while.
Khrushchev's due at Idlewild.
"Car 54, Where Are You?"
There's a scout troop short a child
Khrushchev's nude and I go wild.
There's a scout troop short a child
Khrushchev's due at Idlewild.
Note: Idlewild is the original name of JFK International Airport.
"Car 54, Where Are You?"
There's a sculpture for a child
Who just threw an Idyllwild.
There's a scout troop short a child
Khrushchev's due at Idlewild.
"Casper The Friendly Ghost"
Casper, The Friendly Ghost
Couldn't be better than me.
Casper, The Friendly Ghost
Couldn't be bad or mean.
"Casper, The Friendly Ghost"
The grown-ups fight
Look at him with fright
The grown-ups might
Look at him with fright
"Cat-Dog"
Gotta wrap the butter
Gotta try to get along.
Gotta rise above it
Gotta try to get along.
"Cat-Dog"
One day with a woof and a purr
A baby was born and they called it Little Sir
One day with a woof and a purr
A baby was born and it caused a little stir
"CatDog"
One dine day with a wolf & a bird
A baby was born and it caused a little stir
One fine day with a woof & a o
A baby was born and it caused a little stir
"CatDog"
One fine day with a 'woof' and a 'purr', a baby was born in a closet and disturbed.
One fine day with a 'woof' and a 'purr', a baby was born and it caused a little stir.
"CatDog"
One fine day with a 'woof' and a 'purr'
A baby was born in a garbage truck.
One fine day with a 'woof' and a 'purr'
A baby was born, and it caused a little stir.
"CatDog"
One fine day with a 'woof' and a 'purr'
A baby was born in a closet and disturbed.
One fine day with a 'woof' and a 'purr'
A baby was born and it caused a little stir.
"Catdog"
One dine day with a wolf & a bird
A baby was born and it caused a little stir.
One fine day with a woof and a purr
A baby was born and it cause a little stir.
"Chico And The Man"
Dotto! Things will be better.
And I know, things will be better.
"Chip & Dale Rescue Rangers"
Somehow an ever-strobe gets solved.
Somehow whatever's wrong gets solved.
"Count Duckula (Closing)"
Man you gotta brush your teeth, Duckula
Man, you've had a brush with Duckula.
"Count Duckula (Opening)"
In the heart of Pennsylvania
With the vampire pulled a finger.
In the heart of Transylvania
In the Vampire Hall of Fame-yeah.
"Count Duckula (Opening)"
You want bite a piece of man?
'Cause you don't know how he hacks.
He won't bite beast or man
'Cause he's a vegetarian.
"Daniel Boone"
Daniel Boone was a man
He was a big man!
He would fight for his carrots
Yes, he'd fight for his carrots so did he.
Daniel Boone was a man,
Yes, a big man!
And he fought for America
To make all Americans free!
"Dark And Dirty"
How we wished that dark and dirty
Nourished everywhere!
How we wished that dark and dirty
Flourished everywhere!
From the 'My Little Pony' TV show, Episode 3 'The End of Flutter Valley, Part 3'
"Darkwing Duck"
Check me, am I right?
Champion of right
"Darkwing Duck"
O-C-W ! O-C-W !
When in trouble, you call D.W.
"Darkwing Duck"
Who's that coming 'round behind
The shadow in the skies?
Who's that cunning mind behind
The shadowy disguise?
"Darkwing Duck"
Who's that gunning my behind?
Who's that cunning mind behind
"Days Of Our Lives"
This is Madame Currie.
This is MacDonald Carey.
[Ed.'s note: There was an earlier entry for this same misheard passage, I'm just wondering how some listeners can mishear a spoken line from an otherwise instrumental soap theme. But then again, others wonder how MacDonald Carey can still say this line several years after his death (April 4, 1994).]
"Days Of Our Lives"
This is my dumb old carrot
And these are the days of our lives.
This is MacDonald Carey
And these are the Days Of Our Lives.
"Days Of Our Lives"
This is my gum care and these are the days of our lives
This is MacDonald Carey and these are the Days of Our Lives.
Deaf in one ear, Can't hear out the other adds: "This was the first version where MacDonald Carey had said the line. In the second version it is spoken a bit more clearly. Was it because it was commonly misheard?"
"Days Of Our Lives"
This is my gum care and these are the days of our lives
This is MacDonald Carey and these are the days of our lives
"Dexter's Laboratory (ending credits theme)"
Into the doom barrel, past the bolted door.
Enter at your own peril, past the vaulted door.
"Dexter's Laboratory"
Enter at your own peril, past the vaulted door.
Enter at your own peril, past the bolted door.
"Diff'rent Strokes"
A man is bored....
A man is born, he's a man of means
"Diff'rent Strokes"
A man is born, he's a mad of seeds
Then along comes two, they have nothing but day's means.
A man is born, he's a man of means
Then along come two, they got nothing but their jeans.
"Diff'rent Strokes"
A man is born, he's a man of hate.
A man is born, he's a man of means.
"Diff'rent Strokes"
A man is born, he's a man of hate
And along come tooth, they got nothing but the cheese.
A man is born, he's a man of means
Then along come two, they got nothing but their jeans.
"Diff'rent Strokes"
A man is born, he's a man of hate
And along come tooth, they got nothing but to cheats.
A man is born, he's a man of means.
Then along come two, they got nothing but their jeans.
"Diff'rent Strokes"
A man is born, he's a man of meat
Then along comes two, they've got nothing but the cheese.
A man is born, he's a man of means.
Then along come two, they got nothing but their jeans.
"Diff'rent Strokes"
A man is born, he's a man of needs
Then along come two, they've got nothing but their dreams.
A man is born, he's a man of means
Then along come two, they got nothing but their jeans.
"Diff'rent Strokes"
A man is born
He's a melody.
A man is born
He's a man of means.
"Diff'rent Strokes"
A man is born, he's a man of means.
Then along come two, they got nothing but their jeans
or
The man is bored, he's a man of schemes
Then along come two, they've got nothing but their dreams
or
The man is bored, he's a man of schemes
Then along come two, they've got nothing but their dreams
A man is born, he's a man of means.
Then along comes two, they got nothing but the streets
"Diff'rent Strokes"
When a man is born he's a melody
Then along comes two, they got nothing but the genes.
A man is born, he's a man of means
Then along come two, they got nothing but their jeans.
"Digimon"
Digimon, Digital Monsters, Digimon Garlic Champions
Digimon, Digital Monsters, Digimon are the Champions
"Digimon"
Digimon, digital champions
Digimon garther champions
Digimon, digital monsters
Digimon are the champions.
"Digimon"
Digimon, digital monsters
Digimon car the champions.
Digimon, digital monsters
Digimon are the champions.
"Duck Tales (Finnish)"
Your arms are broken.
Ja Anstad laukee
"Duck Tales"
D-d-d-danger, look behind you.
D-d-d-danger lurks behinds you.
"Duck Tales"
Life is like a Burger King.
Life is like a hurricane.
"Engie Benjy"
Engie Benjy, Jonathon Dunn
Engie Benjy, Jollop and Dan
"Engie Benjy"
Engie Benjy, Tel-a-ma-naarge
Engie Benjy, Jollop and Dan
"Engie Benjy"
Engie Benjy, jump up and down
Engie Benjy, Jollop and Dan
"Engie Benjy"
Engie Benjy, shut up and die.
Engie Benjy, Jollop and Dan
"Everywhere You Look ('Full House' Theme)"
What ever happened to Little Billy T?
What ever happened to predictability?
"Everywhere You Look ('Full House' Theme)"
Whatever happened to the old man in Tahiti?
The milkman, the paperboy, and even MTV?
Whatever happened to predictability?
The milkman, the paperboy, and evening TV?
"Everywhere You Look (Full House Theme)"
A lion is waiting to carry you home.
A light is waiting to carry you home.
"Everywhere You Look (Full House Theme)"
I hit a home run to ya.
A hand to hold on to
"Everywhere You Look (Theme from 'Full House')"
I here the horn honk to you.
A hand to hold on to
"Everywhere You Look (Theme from 'Full House')"
The milk man, the paperboy, and even Aunt Didi.
The milk man, the paperboy, and evening TV.
"Everywhere You Look (Theme from 'Full House')"
What ever happed to Nick 'The Villian' T?
What ever happened to predictability?
"Everywhere You Look (Theme from 'Full House')"
What ever happened to predictability?
The milkman, the paperboy, even MTV.
What ever happened to predictability?
The milkman, the paperboy, evening TV.
"Everywhere You Look (Theme from 'Full House')"
When you're lost out there and on your own.
When you're lost out there and all alone.
"Everywhere You Look (Theme from Full House)"
I hear the horn honk to you.
A hand to hold on to
"Everywhere You Look (Theme from Full House)"
The milk man and the paperboy
He man, she man
The milkman and the paperboy
Evening TV.
"Fables of the Green Forest"
In the Green Forrest
The Green Forrest
Reddy and Redtail
Fight.
In the Green Forest
The Green Forest
You will see an occasional
Fight.
"Fairly Odd Parents"
Be sent up to his room, smoking instantly.
Doom and gloom up in his room, is broken instantly.
"Fairly Odd Parents"
But the gloom and doom up in his room
is broken instantly
By a pair of little fish that turn his every wish
into reality!
But gloom and doom up in his room
Is broken instantly
By his magic little fish who grant his every wish
'cause in reality...
"Fairly OddParents"
Timmy is an average kid that no one understands
Mom and Dad and Vicky always giving him commands
Found a joint up in his room
And smoked it instantly
With his plastic little fish who grant his every wish.
Timmy is an average kid that no one understands
Mom and Dad and Vicky always giving him commands
But gloom and doom up in his room
Is broken instantly
By his magic little fish who grant his every wish.
"Fairly Oddparents"
B**ch work
Bed twerp
"Fairly Oddparents"
Bat twerp!
or
Beg, twerp!
Bed, twerp!
Sung by the character Vicki.
"Fairly Oddparents"
Beat it, twerp!
Bed, twerp!
"Fairly Oddparents"
Mom and Dad and Vicky always giving him comments
Bad twerp!
Mom and Dad and Vicky always giving him commands
Bed, twerp!
"Fairly Oddparents"
Vikki: Bad twerp!
Vikki: Bed, twerp!
"Family Guy"
Buffy is a family guy.
Lucky there's a family guy.
"Family Guy"
Happy as a family guy
Lucky there's a family guy.
"Family Guy"
It seems today that all you see
Is violence and movies and sex on T.V.
It seems today that all you see
Is violence in movies and sex on T.V.
"Family Guy"
Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the things that make us effin' cry.
Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the things that make us laugh and cry.
"Family Guy"
Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the things that make us lack and cry.
Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the things that make us laugh and cry.
"Family Guy"
Lucky there's a man who, positively can do, all the things that make us F'n cry!
Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the things that make us laugh and cry!
"Family Guy"
Make you effen cry
Make you laugh and cry
"Felix The Cat"
Whenever when he needs a fix
He reaches into his bag of tricks.
Whenever he is in a fix
He reaches into his bag of tricks.
"Flintstones Theme"
Flintstones, meet the Flintstones,
they're a Montessori family.
Flintstones, meet the Flintstones,
they're a modern stone age family.
Montessori is the name of a private school for young children.
"Flintstones' Theme"
One day, Davey Crocker will win that fight
Then that cat will stay out for the night.
Someday, maybe Fred will win the fight
Then that cat will stay out for the night.
"Flintstones"
Best friends with the family down the street.
Let's ride with the family down the street.
"Flintstones"
Cruise off for to see a place to eat.
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet.
"Flintstones"
Flintstones, meet the Flintstones
They are driving into a chestnut tree.
Flintstones, meet the Flintstones
They're a modern Stone Age family.
"Flintstones"
Flintstones, meet the Flintstones
They're a monkey started family.
Flintstones, meet the Flintstones
They're a modern Stone-Age family.
"Flintstones"
Hand the paper back to me, to me.
They're a page right out of history.
"Flintstones"
Join us with the family down the street
Through the courtesy of Flintstone feet.
Let's ride with the family down the street
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet.
"Flintstones"
Join us with the family down the street
Wilma turns to see her first defeat.
Let's ride with the family down the street
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet.
***Editor's Note: I know that the submissions for this song are inconsistent as far as the title is concerned; some of them say "The Flintstones" and others say "Flintstones"; at some point I will decide whether the word "The" shall appear at the beginning of the title in each one of them.
"Flintstones"
Let's ride with family down the street
Through the courtesy of pretzeled feet.
Let's ride with the family down the street
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet.
"Flintstones"
Let's ride with the family down the street
Through the turn and see a special treat.
Let's ride with the family down the street
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet.
"Flintstones"
Let's ride with the family down the street
Bruno, courtesy of your two feet
Let's ride with the family down the street.
Through the couserty of Fred's two feet
"Flintstones"
Let's ride with the family down the street
Through the town and see a place complete
Let's ride with the family down the street
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet
"Flintstones"
Let's ride with the family down the street
through the courtesy of friends you meet
Let's ride with the family down the street
through the courtesy of Fred's two feet
"Flintstones"
Let's ride with the family down the street
Rudolph, glad to see a person beat!
Let's ride with the family down the street
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet.
"Flintstones"
Let's ride with the family down the street.
Through the courtesy of friends from Pete
Let's ride, with the family down the street.
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet
"Flintstones"
Let's ride with the family down the street
Rudolf, courtesy of Fred's two feet.
Let's ride with the family down the street
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet.
"Flintstones"
Let's ride with the family down the street
Through the courtesy of friends from Pete.
or
Let's ride, with the family down the street
With the courtesy of Pistol Pete.
Let's ride, with the family down the street
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet.
"Flintstones"
Let's ride with the family down the street
To the courtesy of friends to meet.
Let's ride with the family down the street
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet.
"Flintstones"
Let's ride with the family down the street
Through the courtesy of Chris and Pete.
Let's ride with the family down the street
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet.
"Flintstones"
Let's ride with the family down the street
To the place where kids will never meet.
Let's ride with the family down the street
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet.
"Flintstones"
Let's ride
With the family down the street
To the turdiseum, press their feet!
Let's ride
With the family down the street
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet.
"Flintstones"
One day maybe Fred will win the fight
And that, that will save us for the night.
One day, maybe Fred will win the fight
And that cat will stay out for the night.
"Flintstones"
Rudolph, he can't find his pers'nal peace
Through the courtesy of Fred's 2 feet
"Flintstones"
Someday, Davey Crockett wins the fight.
Someday, maybe Fred will win the fight.
"Flintstones"
Someday, they'd be freckled for a bite
Then that-that will stay out for the night.
Someday, maybe Fred will win the fight
Then that cat will stay out for the night.
"Flintstones"
Someday, they'll be freckled when to fight.
Then that cat will stay out for the night.
Someday, maybe Fred will win the fight
Then that cat will stay out for the night.
"Flintstones"
Sunday may be canceled with the fight.
Then the cat will stay out for the night.
Someday maybe Fred will win the fight.
Then the cat will stay out for the night.
"Flintstones"
That's right, with the family down the street.
Rudolph, courtesy of Pretzel Pete
or
That's right 'cause the family down the street.
Euldoph eats his very own feet
or
That's right 'cause the family down the street.
Euldoph eats his very own feet
Let's ride with the family down the street.
Through the courtesy of Fred's 2 feet.
"Flintstones"
That's right, they're the family down the street
Rudolph, courtesy of Mr. P.
Let's ride with the family down the street
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet.
"Flintstones"
That's right, we're the family down the street
Brutal, learn to see our friends compete.
Let's ride, with the family down the street
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet.
"Flintstones"
That's right, we're the family down the street
Brutal, learn to see our friends compete
Let's ride, with the family down the street
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet
"Flintstones"
That's right, we're the family down the street.
Rudolph, learn to see our friends compete.
Let's ride with the family down the street.
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet.
"Flintstones"
That's right, we're the family down the street
Screw the, courtesy of French to beat.
Let's ride With the family down the street
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet.
"Flintstones"
That's right, we're the family down the street
Through the courtesy of friends who eat.
Let's ride with the family down the street
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet.
"Flintstones"
That's right, whip the family down the street
Through the courtesty of Pistol Pete.
Let's ride with the family down the street
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet.
"Flintstones"
That's right, with the family down the street
Rudolph curtisy of friends to beat.
Let's ride, with the family down the street
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet
"Flintstones"
They a modern stoney family
Bendin' out to Bedrock
They're a place right out of history
They're the modern stone age family
From the town of Bedrock
They're a page right out of history
"Flintstones"
Through the courtesy of Fred's own feet.
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet.
"Flintstones"
Through the courtesy of your T.V.
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet
"Flintstones"
Turn off when you see a place to eat.
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet.
"Gilligan's Island (Closing Theme)"
Ifs and ups good-bye
It's an uphill climb.
"Gilligan's Island"
Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fake boat trip
Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip
"Gilligan's Island"
That started from this habitat
That started from this tropic port
"Gilligan's Island"
The Mel whippy lost.
or
The medal would be lost.
or
The meadow would be lost.
The Minnow would be lost.
The S.S. Minnow is the name of the boat seen in "Gilligan's Island".
"Gilligan's Island"
The movie star
And the raft
The movie star
And the rest
"Gilligan's Island"
The ship sunk ground
The ship struck ground
"Gilligan's Island"
The winter started getting rough.
The tiny ship was frost.
If not for the courage of the fearless group,
the meadow would be lost.
The weather started getting rough.
The tiny ship was tossed.
If not for the courage of the fearless crew,
the Minnow would be lost.
"Good Times"
Anytime you need a lady
Anytime you meet a friend
"Good Times"
Easy crate of rip-offs (Good times)
Easy credit rip-offs (Good times)
"Good Times"
Easy crime and rip-offs (Good times)
Easy credit rip-offs (Good times)
"Good Times"
Easy prey to rip-offs
Easy credit rip-offs
"Good Times"
Good slimes
Good times
"Good Times"
Good times, anytime you need it baby
Good times, anytime you feel free
Good times, anytime you're out from under
Not getting hustled, not getting bustled
Keeping your head up the water
Makin' the way when you can
Temple-rarin' layoffs, good times
Easy-cryin' ripple, good times
Shuckin' and survivin', good times
Achin' with the jaundice, good ti-imes
Ain't we lucky we got 'em
Good ti-i-imes, yeah
Good times, anytime you need a payment
Good times, anytime you need a friend
Good times, anytime you're out from under
Not getting hassled, not getting hustled
Keeping your head above water
Makin' a wave when you can
Temporary layoffs, good times
Easy-credit ripoffs, good times
Scratchin' and survivin', good times
Hangin' in the chow line, good ti-imes
Ain't we lucky we got 'em
Good ti-i-imes, yeah.
"Good Times"
Good times, anytime you need it baby
Good times, anytime you feel free
Good times, anytime you're out from under
Not getting hustled, not getting bustled
Keeping your head up the water
Makin' the way when you can
Temple-rarin' layoffs, good times
Easy-cryin' ripple, good times
Shuckin' and survivin', good times
Achin' with the jaundice, good times
Ain't we lucky we got 'em
Good ti-i-imes, yeah.
Good times, anytime you need a payment
Good times, anytime you need a friend
Good times, anytime you're out from under
Not getting hassled, not getting hustled
Keeping your head above water
Makin' a wave when you can
Temporary layoffs, good times
Easy-credit ripoffs, good times
Scratchin' and survivin', good times
Hangin' in the chow line, good times
Ain't we lucky we got 'em
Good ti-i-imes, yeah.
"Good Times"
Hang out in a jury.
Hanging in a chow line
"Good Times"
Hangin in a jury
Hanging in a chow line
"Good Times"
Hangin in and jivin'
or
Hangin and enjoyin'
or
Hangin in the toilet
or
Hangin and a jivin'
or
Hangin in the jovey
or
Hangin in the jovey
Hangin' in a chow line
"Good Times"
Hangin' and a-jawin'
or
Hangin' in a jury
Hangin' in a chow line
"Good Times"
Hangin' and jivin'
Hangin' in a chow line
"Good Times"
Hangin' in a giant
Hangin' in a chow line
"Good Times"
Hangin' in a jaw line
Hangin' in a chow line
"Good Times"
Hangin' in a job line
Hangin' in a chow line
"Good Times"
Hangin' in a joint
Hangin' in a chow line
"Good Times"
Hangin' in a joy ride
or
Hangin' in and jivin'
Hangin' in a chow line
"Good Times"
Hangin' in a jungle
or
Hangin' in the jungle
Hangin' in a chow line
"Good Times"
Hangin' in the chow line, good ti-imes '
Hangin' out and jivin', good ti-imes'
Michele Bohnke adds: "Just my 2 cents on the Good Times theme. Several years ago there used to be a Good Times fan site with the above correct lyrics, but I can't seem to find it to substantiate my lyrics claim. Oh! Here's a link to a cached page from Google search. (http://preview.tinyurl.com/38uf7p) Look towards the center of the page or do a search for. For years, it drove me crazy that I couldn't figure out all the lyrics to the theme song, and it's right under there. Chow lines? Why would anyone be hanging out in one the of those, unless one of the Evans family is in the military or something? "
"Good Times"
Hangin' in the john
Hangin' in a chow line
"Good Times"
Hangin' in the jovey
or
Hangin' and a jivin'
or
Hangin' in the toilet
or
Hangin' and enjoyin'
or
Hangin in and jivin'
Hangin' in a chow line
"Good Times"
Hangin' in the jungle
Hangin' in a chow line
"Good Times"
Hangin' in the junk yard
Hangin' in a chow line
"Good Times"
Hangin' in the shower
Hangin' in a chow line
"Good Times"
Hanging and a jiving
Hanging in a chow line
"Good Times"
Hey ya, little Jordan!
Hanging in a chow line
"Good Times"
Keeping my head above water.
Making away when I can.
Keeping my head above water.
Making a wave when you can.
"Good Times"
Keeping your head in the water
Making a way when I can.
Keeping your head above water
Making a wave when you can.
"Good Times"
Living in a jungle
Hangin' at the chow line
"Growing Pains"
Sharon Deluxe said no
Sharing the laughter and love
"Hamtaro"
We like sunflower seeds come from it.
We like sunflower seeds, krrmp krrmp krrmp.
"Happy Days"
The weekend comes
My sigh goes hum.
The weekend comes
My cycle hums.
"Happy Days"
These happy days are for The Fonz.
These happy days are yours & mine.
"Heathcliff (Opening Theme)"
Heathcliff, Heathcliff, no one should, terrify the neighborhood
But Heathcliff just won't be undone, blaming friends on everyone.
Heathcliff, Heathcliff, no one should, terrify the neighborhood
But Heathcliff just won't be undone, playing pranks on everyone.
"Heathcliff"
Go in shoes, terrify the neighborhood.
No one should terrify the neighborhood.
"I Love You (Barney Theme)"
I thug you, you thug me
We're unhappy, can't you see?
I love you, you love me
We're a happy family.
"Jeffersons"
Long sweet lips, chewin' me baby
As long as we live it's you and me baby
"Jem"
Jem, Jem is asitement.
Jem, Jem is excitement.
"Love Is All Around (Mary Tyler Moore Theme)"
Who can take a nothing day
Suddenly make it obscene worthwhile.
Who can take a nothing day
And suddenly make it all seem worthwhile.
"Making Our Dreams Come True (Laverne & Shirley)"
Schemeel, Schamozzle
Hagan Dazs, Incoporated.
Schlemeel, schlemazel
Hasenpfeffer, Incorporated.
"Making Our Dreams Come True (Laverne and Shirley)"
Schemeel, Schamozzle
Hop and skip, incorporate it.
Schlemeel, schlemazel
Hasenfeffer Incorporated.
"Making Our Dreams Come True (Laverne and Shirley"
Schemeel, Schamozzle
Masaltov incorporated.
Schlemeel, schlemazel
Hasenfeffer Incorporated.
"Movin' On Up (Theme from 'The Jeffersons')"
As long as sweet lips are chewin' me, baby
As long as we live, it's you and me, baby.
"Movin' On Up (Theme from 'The Jeffersons')"
Bees don't buzz by the grill.
Beans don't burn on the grill.
"Movin' On Up (Theme from 'The Jeffersons')"
Fish don't fry in the kitchen
Birds don't pee on the grill
It took a whole lot of trainin' to get up that hill
But now we're up in the big seas
And it's are tune for a hat.
Fish don't fry on the kitchen
Beans don't burn on the grill
It took a whole lot of tryin'just to get up that hill
Now were up in the big leagues
Gettin' our turn at bat.
"Movin' On Up (Theme from 'The Jeffersons')"
Long sweet lips, chewin' me baby.
As long as we live, it's you 'n' me baby.
"Movin' On Up (Theme from 'The Jeffersons')"
Movin' on up
To the top.
Moving on up
To the East Side.
"Movin' On Up (Theme from 'The Jeffersons')"
To the peanuts and possum in the sky
To a deluxe apartment in the sky
"Movin' On Up (Theme from The Jeffersons)"
Dish don't burn in the kitchen
Please don't burn on the grill
Took a whole lot of too-ra-ay
Just to get up that hill.
Fish don't fry in the kitchen
Beans don't burn on the grill
Took a whole lot of tryin'
Just to get up that hill.
"Movin' On Up (Theme from The Jeffersons)"
Fish don''t fry on the griddle
Beans don't burn on the grill.
Fish don't fry in the kitchen
Beans don't burn on the grill.
"Movin' On Up (Theme from The Jeffersons)"
Fish don't fry in the kitchen
a Beanstone burn on the grill
Took a whole lotta Too-rye ale just to get up that hill
Fish don't fry in the kitchen
meat's gonna burn on the grill
Took a whole lotta trying just to get up that hill.
"Movin' On Up (Theme from The Jeffersons)"
Fish don't fry in the kitchen.
Beans don't burn on the grill.
Took a whole lotta tour-ra-in just to get up that hill.
Fish don't fry in the kitchen.
Beans don't burn on the grill.
Took a whole lotta tryin'. Just to get up that hill.
"Movin' On Up (Theme from The Jeffersons)"
Fish don't fry in the kitchen
Beans don't burn on the grill
Took a hole out a two eyed hen
Just to fix up that meal.
Fish don't fry in the kitchen
Beans don't burn on the grill
Took a whole lotta tryin'
Just to get up that hill.
"Movin' On Up (Theme from The Jeffersons)"
Moving on up, to designer.
Moving on up, to the east side.
"Movin' On Up (Theme from The Jeffersons)"
Moving on up
to decide.
Moving on up, to the East Side.
"Movin' On Up (Theme from The Jeffersons)"
Now we're up in the big leagues, wearin' our turtleneck vest.
Now we're up in the big leagues, gettin' our turn at bat.
"Movin' On Up (Theme from The Jeffersons)"
Took a hole out of two right hands
Just to get up that hill.
Took a whole lot of trying
Just to get up that hill.
Ed's Note: 'Trying' is pronounced in the song with three syllables (tru-eye-in').
"Once Upon A Child"
Kids stuff with medium ingredients
Kids stuff with previous experience
"One Day At A Time"
So hold on tight.
Any mom won't do one day at a time.(one day at a time)
or
Hold on tight, Ann Romano, too.
One day at a time. (One day at a time)
or
Hold on tight, Ann Romano, too.
One day at a time. (One day at a time)
So hold on tight and we'll muddle through
One day at a time. (One day at a time)
"One Day At A Time"
This is it (this is it)
This is light, what you kid, so go and half of all
This is it (this is it)
Stray ahead and rest of should
You camping should all
So why your hand Joe the view
Keep on doing what ya do
Old dong tang, woe mud a too
One day at a time (one day at a time)
So wop on the deluxe harmony, and there's a new-born ba-by
Don't you had enough? A-just pinch that leg off!
One day at a time.
This is it. This is it
This is life, the one you get
So go and have a ball
This is it. This is it
Straight ahead and rest assured
You can't be sure at all.
So while you're here, enjoy the view
Keep on doing what you do
So hold on tight, and we'll muddle through
One day at a time, one day at a time.
So up on your feet. Up on your feet
Somewhere there's music playing.
Don't you worry none
We'll just take it like it comes.
"One Piece"
Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go. Yo-ho.
Yah-o yah-o yah-o. Uh, oh.
"One Piece"
He stands alone just like a samurai
And an M. A. D. why Nami's not shy!
His names Zolo, he's just a samurai
And a L. A. D. Y. Nami's not shy!
"One Piece"
Peace made of rubber.
He's made of rubber.
An anime theme.
"One Piece"
Piece made of rubber.
He's made of rubber.
An anime theme.
"Overture ('Bugs Bunny Show' theme song)"
Hold the shirt, turn the lights.
Overture, turn the lights.
"Overture (Bugs Bunny Show Theme)"
Oh monsieur, turn the lights.
Overture, curtain, lights.
"Overture (Bugs Bunny Show theme song)"
No more rehearsing and nursing apart
No more rehearsing and nursing our parts
"Overture (Bugs Bunny Show theme song)"
Overture, turn the lights
This is it, to-nigh o' nights
No more rehearsing or sing-a-par
We know every fart by heart
Overture, turn the lights
This is it, to hear the lights
And, O what lights we'll hit
On with the show, Mr. Schimdt
Tonight what lights we'll hit
On with the show, Mr. Schimdt.
Overture, curtain, lights
This is it, the night o' nights
No more rehearsing and nursing our parts
We know every part by heart
Overture, curtain, lights
This is it, to hit the heights
And, O what heights we'll hit
On with the show, this is it
Tonight what heights we'll hit
On with the show, this is it.
"Overture (Bugs Bunny Show theme song)"
Tonight the heights will hilt
On with the show Mr. Schimdt
or
Tonight the lights we'll hit
On with the show, Messersmith
or
Tonight the lights we'll hit
On with the show, Messersmith
Tonight the heights we'll hit
On with the show this is it
"Pokemon"
With courage, eye and face
With courage, I'll face.
"Powerpuff Girls"
Blossom
She is the a**hole leader.
Blossom
Commander and the leader.
"Return To Pooh Corner"
Back to the desert, Christopher Robin and Pooh.
Back to the days of Christopher Robin and Pooh.
"Roseanne"
What doesn't kill us, making us stronger
We're gonna last longer
Like the greatest, what a triumph
Or that rabid easy drunk
(later)
If there's nothing I learned
While waiting for my turn
Is that angel of a rain force.
If what doesn't kill us is making us stronger,
We're gonna last longer,
like the Great Wall of China,
Or that rabbit with the drum
(later)
If there's one thing that I learned,
While waiting for my turn,
Is that in each life some rain falls.
I didn't get the correct lyrics for several Roseanne seasons until the final episode which closed with an a capella version of the song performed by a female singer.
"Ruff And Reddy"
But when they need each other's hats
When they're Ruff and Reddi.
But when they need each other that's
When they're Ruff and Reddi.
"Saved By The Bell"
And my mouth starts a yawnin'.
And my 'larm gives out a warnin'.
"Saved By The Bell"
Riding home in my Chev
She won't know that I left.
Ridin' low in my chair
She won't know that I'm there.
'Chev' as in 'Chevrolet'
"Saved By The Bell"
Riding home in my chair
Riding low in my chair
"Saved By The Bell"
When I wake up in the morning
And the laundry's out of order.
When I wake up in the morning
And the alarm lets out a warning.
In this song, the word "alarm" is pronounced "larm", as if the first letter is omitted.
"Saved By The Bell"
Write a note on my chair
She won't know that I'm there
Ridin' low in my chair
She won't know that I'm there
"Saved By The Bell"
Write alone in my chair
She won't know that I'm there
If I can have it in Toronto
It'll be alright.
or
Leave a note on my chair
She won't know that I'm there
If I can hand it in tomorrow
It'll be alright.
Ridin' low in my chair
She won't know that I'm there
If I can hand it in tomorrow
It'll be alright.
"Sesame Street"
Can you tell me how'd you get
How'd you get to Sesame Street?
Can you tell me how to get
How to get to Sesame Street?
"Sesame Street"
Friedly neighbors there, that wear swell Tee's.
Friendly neighbours there, that's where we meet.
"Sesame Street"
Friendly [derogatory term for African-Americans] there, that's where we meet.
Friendly neighbors there, that's where we meet.
"Sesame Street"
Friendly neighbors say that's where we wee.
Friendly neighbors there, that's where we meet.
"Sesame Street"
Friendly neighbors there, that wear double dee's
Friendly neighbours there, that's where we meet.
"Sesame Street"
Friendly neighbours there that swear at me.
Friendly neighbours there, that's where we meet.
"Sesame Street"
Sunny day, sleeping up clouds away.
Sunny day, sweeping the clouds away.
"Sesame Street"
Sunny day, sweepin' the clock away.
Sunny day, sweepin' the clouds away.
"Sesame Street"
Sunny day
Sweepin' up clouds away
On my why to where the air raids free.
Sunny day
Sweepin' the clouds away
On my way to where the air is sweet.
"Sesame Street"
Sunny days
Sleepin' the clouds away
On my way to where the hair is clean.
Sunny day
Sweepin' the clouds away
On my way to where the air is sweet.
"Sharky & George"
Sharky and George
Fearing any mystery.
Sharky and George
Clear up any mystery.
"Sonic The Hedgehog"
He's the fastest thing in my life.
He's the fastest thing alive.
"South Park"
Friendly faces everywhere
Humboldt grows without temptation.
Friendly faces everywhere
Humble folks without temptation.
"South Park"
Friendly gays everywhere
Homo folks without temptations.
Friendly faces everywhere
Humble folks without temptation.
"South Park"
Hot potato, sweet potato
Hot potato, sweet potato.
I like girls with big fat t*tt*es
I like girls with big v*****s.
"Speed Racer"
Ghostly racer, ghostly racer, ghostly racer go!
Go Speed Racer, go Speed Racer, go Speed Racer go!
"Speed Racer"
Gummi racer, Gummi Racer Gum.
Go Speed Racer, go Speed Racer, go!
"Spiderman (cartoon)"
Catches fat, juicy flies.
Catches thieves just like flies.
"Spiderman (cartoon)"
Catches thieves just like thighs
Catches thieves just like flies
"Spiderman (cartoon)"
Welcome friend, he's adored
Action is his reward.
Wealth and fame, he's ignored
Action is his reward.
"SpongeBob Squarepants"
His nautical nonsense is some thing you wish.
If nautical nonsense be something you wish.
"Spongebob Squarepants"
Who lives like a pirate that's under the sea
Sponge Bob square fans!
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea
Sponge Bob Square Pants!
"Spongebob Squarepants"
You drop like the dead and flirt like a b**ch!
Then drop to the deck and flop like a fish!
"TaleSpin"
Spit it!
Spin it!
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"
Donatello dunks machines.
Donatello does machines.
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"
Heroes in a nut shell
Heroes in a half shell
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"
Leonardo leads
Donatello's death machines.
Leonardo leads
Donatello does machines.
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"
Raphael is cool but crude.
Raphael is cool but rude.
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"
Raphael is cool but cruel.
Raphael is cool but rude.
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"
These turtle boards don't cut him no slack.
These turtle boys don't cut 'em no slack.
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"
They're heroes in a half show
And agree.
They're heroes in a half-shell
And they're green.
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"
They're the world's most awesome fighting teens.
They're the world's most fearsome fighting team.
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"
They're the world's most fearsome banging team.
They're the world's most fearsome fighting team.
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"
When the evil Shredder attacks
Those turtle boys don't come in no slacks.
When the evil Shredder attacks
Those turtle boys don't cut him no slack.
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"
When the evil Shredder of tax
Those turtle boys don't cut 'em no slack.
When the evil Shredder attacks
Those turtle boys don't cut 'em no slack.
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"
With the evil shredded-up tax
Those turtle powers pump to the max
When the evil Shredder attacks
Those turtle boys don't cut him no slack.
"That 70s Show"
For all you do
We talk to you
Not a thing to do
But talk to you
"The Addams Family"
Neat, sweet, the teat.
Neat, sweet, petite
Editor's note: For additional mishearings of this song, please see listings under Vic Mizzy, who was the credited performer.
"The Addams Family"
Neat
Sweet
The teeth.
Neat
Sweet
Petite.
"The Addams Family"
So gathered when you saw 'em
A gruesome two-some callin'
So get a witch's shawl on
A broomstick you can crawl on.
"The Addams Family"
So get a witch's shawl on,
a Bruce that you can crawl on
So get a witch's shawl on,
a broomstick you can crawl on
"The Addams Family"
They're all together Pookie.
They're altogether ooky.
"The Beverly Hillbillies (End Theme)"
Hillbilly that is
Satisfaction
Take your shoes off!
Don't come back now, Jed!
Hillbilly that is
Set a spell
Take your shoes off!
Y'all come back now, y'hear?!
"The Beverly Hillbillies (End Theme)"
This lil' gallon o' tea
This locality
"The Beverly Hillbillies (End Theme)"
You all come back in black next week in this old cavity.
You're all invited back next week to this locality.
"The Beverly Hillbillies"
And then one day he was shootin' at some fool
And up through the ground came a bubblin' pool.
And then one day he was shootin' at some food
And up through the ground came a-bubblin' crude.
"The Beverly Hillbillies"
Don't come back now, ya hear?
Y'all come back now, ya hear?
"The Brady Bunch"
That this groove must somehow form a family.
That this group must somehow form a family.
"The Brady Bunch"
That this group was somehow for my family
That this crew would somehow form a family
"The Brady Bunch"
Then the one day when the lady et this Jell-O
or
Then the one day when this lady can p!$$ yellow
Then the one day when the lady met this fellow
"The Brady Bunch"
Then the one day when the lady, Mrs. Spello
Then the one day when the lady met this fellow
"The Brady Bunch"
Then they screwed and somehow formed a family.
That this group must somehow form a family.
"The Brady Bunch"
Then they screwed, and somehow formed a family
That this group must somehow form a family
"The Brady Bunch"
They must screw to somehow form a family
That this group must somehow form a family
"The Brady Bunch"
They were born and, living all together
Yet they were all alone.
They were four men, living all together
Yet they were all alone.
"The Brady Bunch"
They were foremen, living all together.
They were four men, living all together.
"The Brady Bunch"
They were form and living all together.
They were four men, living all together.
"The Brady Bunch"
They were form, and living all together.
They were four men living all together.
"The Brady Bunch"
They were four and living all together.
They were four men living all together.
"The Flintstones"
Flintstones
meet the flintstones
they're a monostory family
From the town of bedrock
na na na na na na mystery
Flintstones
meet the Flintstones
they're a modern stone age family
from the town of bedrock
they're a page right out of history
"The Flintstones"
Let's ride with the family down the street.
Cruise off, go to see a French repeat.
Let's ride with the family down the street
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet.
"The Jeffersons (Movin' On Up)"
There's no fight(ing) in the kitchen
There's no burn(ing) on the grill
Took a whole lot of Too-Rye-Ay
Just to get up that hill
Married up in a big bleed
Getting a turn at that
Fish don't fry in the kitchen
Beans don't burn on the grill
Took a whole lotta t-ry-ing
Just to get up that hill
Now we're up in the big leagues
Getting our turn at bat.
"The Jeffersons"
As long as we live
You're chewing me, baby
There ain't nothin' wrong with that.
As long as we live
It's you and me, Baby
And there ain't nothin' wrong with that.
"The Jeffersons"
Bo ho ga no na!
We're movin' on up!
"The Jeffersons"
Eating turnip butt
Gettin' our turn at bat
"The Jeffersons"
It took a whole lot of who I am
Just to get up that hill.
It took a whole lot of tryin'
Just to get up that hill.
"The Jeffersons"
Well we're moving on up, to the east side
To a beat up apartment in the sky.
Well we're moving on up, to the east side
To a deluxe apartment in the sky.
"The King Of Queens"
I'm sittin' here in traffic on the Queens Borg Bridge tonight.
I'm sittin' here in traffic on the Queensborough Bridge tonight.
"The Love Boat"
The Love Boat
Soon we'll be naked and on the run.
The Love Boat
Soon we'll be making another run.
"The Nanny"
And the kids are actually smiling. (Charles Shaughnessy!)
And the kids are actually smiling. (Such joie de vivre).
"The Nanny"
And the kids are actually smiling. (Such wanna-be's).
And the kids are actually smiling. (Such joie de vivre).
"The Nanny"
The Nanny need friend.
The Nanny named Fran.
"The Nanny"
The father finds her beguiling
Just what he sees.
The father finds her beguiling
Watch out C.C.
"The Patty Duke Show"
While Cathy adores a minuet
The ballet roof, and Crepe Suzettes.
While Cathy adores a minuet
The ballets russes, and Crepe Suzettes.
"Theme from Zorro"
Zorro, the cops are coming and breen
Zorro, the fox so cunning and keen
"Three's Company Theme"
You'll see that life is a ball again
Water is 'Culligan,' too
Dobba dobbity doo
Three's company, too.
You'll see that life is a frolic and
Laughter is calling for you
Down at our rendezvous
Three's company, too.
"Three's Company"
Ami nom a ne vu
Three's Company's Two
Down at our rendezvous
Three's Company Too
"Three's Company"
Domanomanevoo
Down at our rendezvous
"Three's Company"
Dominominay vous, Three's company, too!
Down at our rendez-vous, Three's company, too!
"Three's Company"
Donadonadeyvoo
Down at our rendevous
"Three's Company"
Here's a big dung for you.
Down at our rendevous
"Three's Company"
It's a voluptuous space that needs your face
Three's company, too.
We're a lovable space that needs your face
Three's company, too.
"Three's Company"
Life is a frolic and laughter is calling for you.
Life is a ball again, laughter is calling for you.
"Three's Company"
Take a lovable space that meets your face
Three's company, too.
We've a loveable space that needs your face
Three's company, too.
"Three's Company"
Take a step at the zoo.
Take a step that is new.
"Tiny Toon Adventures"
A happy Looniversity, we earn our toon agree.
At Acme Looniversity, we earn our toon degree.
"Tiny Toon Adventures"
Dizzy Devil Ducky.
Dizzy Devil's yucky.
"Tiny Toon Adventures"
Furball's a duckie.
Furball's unlucky.
"Tiny Toon Adventures"
Furball's a monkey...
Furball's unlucky...
"Tiny Toon Adventures"
So here's empty acres
It's a whole wide work of art
Our homes are loaned
It stands alone
A cartoon world apart!
So here's Acme Acres
It's a whole wide world apart
Our home sweet home
It stands alone
A cartoon work of art!
"Tiny Toon Adventures"
We're comics, the splashers
We prapt up all the sensors.
We're comic dispensers
We crack up all the censors.
"Tiny Toons Adventures"
The slipster rejective
Expectly unexpected
On Tiny Toon Adventures
Is about to start.
The scripts were rejected
Expect the unexpected
On Tiny Toon Adventures
It's about to start!
"Top Cat Theme"
Top Cat, the most respectable
Top Cat, who's intellectual
Close friends get to call him 'T.C.'
Bromide gets whipped into tea.
Top Cat, the most respectable
Top Cat, who's intellectual
Close friends get to call him 'T.C.'
Providing it's with dignity.
"Top Cat"
Close friends get to Quality Street
Providing it is worth it you see.
Close friends get to call him 'T.C.'
Providing it's with dignity.
"Top Cat"
Close friends get to call him T.C.
Come right in, it's whipping for tea.
Close friends get to call him T.C.
Providing it's with dignity.
"WKRP In Cincinnati"
I'm really on the air in Cincinnati.
I'm living on the air in Cincinnati.
"WKRP In Cincinnati"
I'm really on the error in Cincinnati
I'm living on the air in Cincinnati
"WKRP In Cincinnati"
I'm tired of packin', I'm a packer.
I'm tired of packin' and unpackin'.
"Wait Til Your Father Gets Home"
I think my mom's just swell
but she starts to yell
everytime we have a fuss.
I think my mom's just swell
but she starts to yell
everytime we have a blast.
"Without Us (Family Ties theme)"
Oh, it's like I started breeding on the night we kissed.
Oh, it's like I started breathing on the night we kissed.
"World of Strawberry Shortcake"
Who Sleeps all night in cape made of Strawberries
Wakes upright in a cape made of Strawberries
Living, hiding, in a cape made of Strawberries
Strawberry swordtank, wouldn't you know?
Who Skates on floors in a cape made of Strawberries
Lays on whores in a cape made of Strawberries
Gay and smokes in a cape made of Strawberries
Strawberry swordtank, wouldn't you know?
Who Sleeps all night in cake made of Strawberries
Wakes up bright in a cake made of Strawberries
Living, riding, in a cake made of Strawberries
Strawberry Shortcake, wouldn't you know?
Who Sweeps her floors in a cake made of Strawberries
Lays outdoors of a cake made of Strawberries
Games and chores in a cake made of Strawberries
Strawberry Shortcake, wouldn't you know?
"Xuxa's theme (Xuxa)"
We will, we will, we will!
Hello, hello, hello!
"Zaboomafoo"
Elephants Gorgie is sleeping.
Elephants charging baboons are leaping.