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There are 50 misheard song lyrics for Toni Braxton on amIright currently.

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"Another Sad Love Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jumped on my coach
Tried to ease my mind.
Original Lyrics:
Jumped in my car
Tried to ease my mind.
"Breathe Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I can't stop caring about
About the asshole of my eye
Original Lyrics:
And I can't stop caring about
About the apple of my eye
"Breathe Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dream again, dream again
That I shall never dream
Dream again
Original Lyrics:
Breathe again, Breathe again
That I shall never breathe
Breathe again
"Breathe Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
For my cherub lullaby heart.
Original Lyrics:
For I would surely fall apart
"Breathe Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If I never fill you in my arms again
Original Lyrics:
If I never feel you in my arms again
"Breathe Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If I never fill your tender piss again
Original Lyrics:
If I never feel your tender kiss again
"He Wasn't Man Enough" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you know I'm not your husband, girlfriend?
And I thank you, but, hey
Why'd you marry him?
Original Lyrics:
Do you know I dumped your husband, girlfriend?
I'm not thinkin' 'bout him
But you married him
"He Wasn't Man Enough" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dog chow
Original Lyrics:
Dark child
"He Wasn't Man Enough" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you know I'm not your husband?
Original Lyrics:
Don't you know about your husband?
"He Wasn't Man Enough" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What are you thinkin'?
Did you know my boss is ten?
Original Lyrics:
What are you thinkin'? Did you know about us back then?
"He Wasn't Man Enough" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What are you thinking
Don't you know he got fake rims, girlfriends
got you thinking about him
Why you marry him?
Original Lyrics:
What are you thinking
Do you know about us back then
Do you know I dumped your husband, girlfriend
I'm not thinking about him
But you married him
"Hit The Freeway" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby reveal my lonely one
Nothing else can get me off (I soiled the freeway)
I never want to see you again.
Original Lyrics:
Farewell my lonely one
Nothing else you can deny (so hit the freeway)
I never want to see you again.
"Hit The Freeway" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wouldn't let the Dow Jones
Be compared to our fund.
Original Lyrics:
I would've bet the Dow Jones
It didn't compare to our fun.
"Holiday Celebrate"
Misheard Lyrics:
Holiday celebrate
Making love with my babe.
Original Lyrics:
Holiday celebrate
Making out with my babe.
"Just Be a Man About It" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You ain't got a lot of me
Original Lyrics:
You ain't gotta lie to me
"Love Should Have Brought You Home Last Night" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your kind of lovin' is like garlic
I just don't need.
Original Lyrics:
Your kinda lovin', my darling
I just don't need.
"Love Shoulda Brought You Home Last Night" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your kinda love is like garlic
I just don't need it.
Original Lyrics:
Your kind of lovin', my darlin'
I just don't need it.
"Please"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know you watch all over here
Tryin' ti find a way to come into my situation.
Original Lyrics:
I know you're watching all over here
Trying to find a way to come undo my situation.
"Please"
Misheard Lyrics:
Please, don't make the car watch.
Original Lyrics:
Please, don't make me pop off.
"Seven Whole Days" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You were talking kinda cacky like you had no thong.
Original Lyrics:
You were talking kinda cocky like you had it goin' on.
"Trippin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
We both be trippin', eh?
or
We both be trippin', Mayne.
Original Lyrics:
And we both be trippin' and...
"Un-Break My Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And life is a crow without you here beside me
Original Lyrics:
And life is so cruel without you here beside me
"Un-Break My Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And life is so crude without you here beside meat
Original Lyrics:
And life is so cruel without you here beside me
"Un-Break My Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dinosaurs are kind
Original Lyrics:
Time is so unkind
"Un-Break My Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Doling me in all this pain
Doling me out in the rain.
Original Lyrics:
Don't leave me in all this pain
Don't leave me out in the rain.
"Un-Break My Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Doling me in all this pain
Doling me out in the ring.
Original Lyrics:
Don't leave me in all this pain
Don't leave me out in the rain.
"Un-Break My Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't leave me in North Bay.
Original Lyrics:
Don't leave me in all this pain.
"Un-Break My Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't let me end all this pain
Original Lyrics:
Don't leave me in all this pain
"Un-Break My Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't forget the day you laughed.
Original Lyrics:
I can't forget the day you left.
"Un-Break My Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I measure arms to hold me now
Original Lyrics:
I need your arms to hold me now
"Un-Break My Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm Russell Crowe without you here beside me.
Original Lyrics:
Life is so cruel without you here beside me.
"Un-Break My Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My Russell Crowe without you here beside me
Original Lyrics:
Life is so cruel without you here beside me
"Un-Break My Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sage, you love me again
Original Lyrics:
Say you'll love me again
"Un-Break My Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Un-break my farts
Original Lyrics:
Un-break my heart
"Unbreak My Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come, break my heart
Say you love me again
Original Lyrics:
Unbreak my heart
Say you love me again
"Unbreak My Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Danger Mouse, Danger Mouse
Original Lyrics:
Say that you love me, say that you love me.
"Unbreak My Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sage and onion
Sage and onion
Original Lyrics:
Say that 'cha love me
Say that 'cha love me.
"Unbreak My Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sage and onion
Original Lyrics:
Say you love me
"Unbreak My Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Un-break my, un-break my heart, oh baby
Come back and say you love me
Un-break my heart, sweet darlin'
Without you I just can't go on, can't go on
Sage and onion, sage and onion
Darling please sage and onion.
Original Lyrics:
Un-break my, un-break my heart, oh baby
Come back and say you love me
Un-break my heart, sweet darlin'
Without you I just can't go on, can't go on
Say that you love me, say that you love me
Darling please, say you love me.
"Unbreak My Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Without you I just kick down a wall, kick down a wall
Original Lyrics:
Without you I just can't go on, can't go on
"Unbreak My Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Without you I'm just a kitten oh whoa whoa
Original Lyrics:
Without you I just can't go on
"What's Good"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's like a house in Neverland
Like a fever I want to catch
Like a mountain that's worth the climb
I'm talking about spending mine
It's like money I want in Spain
Original Lyrics:
It's like a house I never left
Like a fever I want to catch
Like a mountain that's worth the climb
I'm talking about this man of mine
It's like money I wanna spend
"You Mean The World To Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I swear the only thing that matters
After me.
Original Lyrics:
I swear the only thing that matters
Matters to me.
"You Mean The World To Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I swear the only thing that matters
masturbate
Original Lyrics:
I swear the only thing that matters
matters to me
"You Mean The World To Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Us, we're the only thing that matters
Matters to me.
Original Lyrics:
I swear the only thing that matters
Matters to me.
"You're Makin' Me High" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All night, doing it inside me.
Original Lyrics:
All night, with you hear beside me.
"You're Makin' Me High" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lies of flies, sit on my face
Tame me, tame me, tame me away
Original Lyrics:
Light my fire, put on my flame
Take me, take me, take me away
"You're Making Me High" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Light my fire
Blow my fame.
Original Lyrics:
Light my fire
Blow my flame.
"You're Making Me High" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Right on time,
you're insane
Take me,
take me,
take me away
Original Lyrics:
Light my fire,
Blow my flame
Take me,
Take me,
Take me away
"You're Making Me High" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You make my tempers arise
Original Lyrics:
You make my temperature rise

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