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Song Parodies -> Fragments -> Chantel

These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Chantel.


Chantel's, "I'm Leavin On A Jetplane"
Better Lyrics:
I'm leaving on a subway, don't know if I'll be home today,
Oh babe, I hate to go,
I've got my shopping bags and no more money, I'm standing here without honey, I hate to leave this shopping mall so soon!!
So give me more money, and pick me up a honey,
I promise i'll pay you back another day. Oh babe! I hate to go!
Original Lyrics:
I'm leaving on a jetplane, don't know when I'll be back again
Oh babe I hate to go
My bags are packed, I'm ready to go, I'm standing here outside you door
I hate to wake you up to say good-bye
So kiss me and smile for me tell me that you'll wait for me
Hold me like you'll never let me go
'cause I'm leaving on a jeplane, don't know when I'll be back again
Oh babe I hate to go
Submitted by: Pacoe Rothwell

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