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These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Christina Augeleira.

Christina Augeleira

Christina Augeleira's, "What A Girl Wants"
Better Lyrics:
I want to thank you for giving me time to breathe
Gath'rin acorns from the trees
Gotta get them together
Before summer's out
I only looked but I never touched
Cuz in my heart was a picture of nuts
Real hard shells can go to hell
All this work rings a bell Of
What a squirrel wants,
What a squirrel needs,
Lo-ots of nuts from di-iferent trees
And I'm thankin' you for knowin' exactly
What a squirrel wants, whata squirrel needs
Swingin' from branches in the breeze,
And I'm thankin' you for givin' it to me
Original Lyrics:
I wanna thank you for giving me time to breathe
Like a rock you waited so patiently
While I got it together
While I figured it out
I only looked but I never touched
'cause in my heart was a picture of us
Holding hands Makin' plans
And it's lucky for me you understand
What a girl wants
What a girl needs
What ever makes me happy
Sets you free
and I'm thankin' you for knowing exactly
What a girl wants,
What a girl needs,
Whatever keeps me in your arms
And I'm thankin' you for being there for me
Submitted by: Nicole

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