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Song Parodies -> Fragments -> Rolf Harris
These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Rolf Harris.
Rolf Harris
Rolf Harris', "Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport"
Better Lyrics:
(You know what this guy was convicted of, right?)
Tie them little girls down, sport
Tie them little girls down
I'll still like them when they're teens, sport
But tie them little girls down
Tie them little girls down, sport
Tie them little girls down
I'll still like them when they're teens, sport
But tie them little girls down
Original Lyrics:
Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down
Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down
Tie me kangaroo down
Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down
Submitted by: Sheogorath
Rolf Harris', "Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport"
Better Lyrics:
Give Rolf Harris a nudge, Judge.
Give Rolf Harris a nudge.
His third leg makes me budge, Judge,
So give Rolf Harris a nudge.
ALL TOGETHER NOW!
Lock the paedophile up, court!
Lock the paedophile up!
Lock the paedophile up, court!
Lock the paedophile up!
Give Rolf Harris a nudge.
His third leg makes me budge, Judge,
So give Rolf Harris a nudge.
ALL TOGETHER NOW!
Lock the paedophile up, court!
Lock the paedophile up!
Lock the paedophile up, court!
Lock the paedophile up!
Original Lyrics:
Watch me wallabies feed, mate.
Watch me wallabies feed.
They’re a dangerous breed, mate,
So watch me wallabies feed.
ALL TOGETHER NOW!
Tie me kangaroo down, sport.
Tie me kangaroo down.
Tie me kangaroo down, sport.
Tie me kangaroo down.
Watch me wallabies feed.
They’re a dangerous breed, mate,
So watch me wallabies feed.
ALL TOGETHER NOW!
Tie me kangaroo down, sport.
Tie me kangaroo down.
Tie me kangaroo down, sport.
Tie me kangaroo down.
Submitted by: Brendan Richards
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