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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Rolf Harris that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 20 misheard song lyrics for Rolf Harris on amIright currently.

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"Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tidy kangaroo down sport
Original Lyrics:
Tie me kangaroo down sport
"Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tidy kangaroo downs, sport.
Original Lyrics:
Tie me kangaroo down, sport.
"Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tidy kangaroo transport.
Original Lyrics:
Tie me kangaroo down, sport.
"Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tie me kangaroo downpour.
Original Lyrics:
Tie me kangaroo down, sport.
"Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tie me kangaroo downspout.
Original Lyrics:
Tie me kangaroo down, sport.
"Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tiny kangaroo dance, sport.
Original Lyrics:
Tie me kangaroo down, sport.
"Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tiny kangaroo down sport
Original Lyrics:
Tie me kangaroo down sport
"Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tiny kangaroo down spot
Original Lyrics:
Tie me kangaroo down, Sport.
"Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tiny kangaroo down, Sport
Original Lyrics:
Tie me kangaroo down sport
"Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tiny kangaroo down, spot
Original Lyrics:
Tie me kangaroo down, sport
"Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tiny kangaroo downsport
Original Lyrics:
Tie me kangaroo down, sport
"Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tiny kingwood down, sport
Original Lyrics:
Tie me kangaroo down, sport.
Song is from 1960, not 50-anything
"Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Try me annal lube down, whore
Original Lyrics:
Tie me kangaroo down, sport.
"anal" and "whore" are not obscenities; sometimes they are just considered inappropriate words. Therefore there is no need to censor them with asterisks.
"Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Try me kangaroo down pour.
Original Lyrics:
Tie me kangaroo down, sport.
"Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let me elbows go loose.
Original Lyrics:
Let me Abos go loose.
"Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let me emus go loose, Lou.
or
They're of no further use, Lou.
Original Lyrics:
Let me Abos go loose, Bruce.
'Abo' is a slang term, now considered derogatory and an ethnic slur, referring to Australian Aborigines. This verse caused the song to be banned in Singapore. 'Emus' (large flightless Australian birds) fits the song better, as the other verses a all about native Australian animals. It also has the advantage of not being racist.
"Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tiny kangaroo--down, sport!
Original Lyrics:
Tie me kangaroo down, sport.
"Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Watch me wallaby's feet, mate.
Original Lyrics:
Watch me wallabies feed, mate.
"Two Little Boys"
Misheard Lyrics:
As his young play date said
Original Lyrics:
As his young playmate said
"Two Little Boys"
Misheard Lyrics:
Up goes a shout, a whore dashes out
Original Lyrics:
Up goes a shout, a horse dashes out

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