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Song Parodies -> Fragments -> Traditional

These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Traditional.


Traditional's, "Jingle Bells"
Better Lyrics:
A day or two ago,
I went to take a pee.
And soon Miss Fanny Fright
Was seated next to me.
With debut mean and rank,
A logjam seemed her lot.
And then, with might blast that stank,
My tummy got upset!
Original Lyrics:
A day or two ago,
I thought I'd take a ride.
And soon Miss Fanny Bright
Was seated by my side.
The horse was lean and lank.
Misfortune seemed his lot.
We got into a drifted bank,
And whee, we got upset!
Submitted by: Bridget Andrews
Traditional's, "Winter Wonderland"
Better Lyrics:
In the meadow we can build a snowman,
And pretend that he is Trick-or-Treat.
Then he'll fly away 'cause he's an airplane.
Oh, building snowmen is so very sweet!
Original Lyrics:
In the meadow we can build a snowman,
And pretend that he is Parson Brown.
He'll say "Are you married?" We'll say "No, man,
But you can do the job when you're in town."
Submitted by: Betty Samaon

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