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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Traditional that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
There are 908 misheard song lyrics for Traditional on amIright currently.
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"(There's No Place Like) Home For The Holidays"
Misheard Lyrics:
For the Holidays, you can't be home, sweet home.
Original Lyrics:
For the Holidays, you can't beat home, sweet home.
"12 Days Of Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
And a partridge in a pastry!
Original Lyrics:
And a partridge in a pear tree!
"12 Days Of Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
A partridge in a pantry.
A partridge in a pantry.
Original Lyrics:
On th first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
A partridge in a pear tree.
A partridge in a pear tree.
"12 Days Of Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
A poached egg in a pear tree.
A poached egg in a pear tree.
Original Lyrics:
On th first day of Christmas my true love gave to me
A partridge in a pear tree..
A partridge in a pear tree..
"12 Days Of Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Alan Partridge in a pear tree.
Alan Partridge in a pear tree.
Original Lyrics:
On th first day of Christmas my true love gave to me
A partridge in a pear tree.
A partridge in a pear tree.
"12 Days Of Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
A partridge in a parakeet.
A partridge in a parakeet.
Original Lyrics:
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me
A partridge in a pear tree.
A partridge in a pear tree.
"12 Days Of Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
A partridge in her panties.
A partridge in her panties.
Original Lyrics:
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
A partridge in a pear tree.
A partridge in a pear tree.
"12 Days Of Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
A poached egg in a pear tree.
A poached egg in a pear tree.
Original Lyrics:
On th first day of Christmas my true love gave to me
A partridge in a pear tree.
A partridge in a pear tree.
"12 Days Of Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
three French men...
three French men...
Original Lyrics:
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me
three French hens...
three French hens...
"12 Days of Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
On the first day of Christmas, Manjoula gave to me.
Original Lyrics:
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me.
"A Charge To Keep"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey Charles, to....keep
Original Lyrics:
A charge to keep
Steven Wynn adds: "This is a famous misheard lyric in Southern Black Baptist churches for people who grew up in the 60's. It was sung very slow and mournful. What would happen is a person (usually an older black male) would speak first: "A Charge To Keep I Have, a God to glorify." Then the congregation would sing slowly: "A Charge......to.....keep..." Bit it sounded like they were saying, "Hey Charles!" Back in the day I had a friend whose name was Charles, he said when he'd go to his homeroom class in high school he would be greeted by "Hey Charles..." playfully sung, by his fellow students, in the manner we had all heard at church. Another famous one (from southern black churches in the 60's). Us kids would always sing this song at Easter: "Heroes! Jessie Rose!! "Heroes! Jessie Rose! But the real lyrics were: He rose. Yes He rose. He rose. Yes He rose. Just a few things your site should know, to make it even more thorough than it already is."
"Abide With Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hell puffed a hell
Plus, oh abide with me.
Plus, oh abide with me.
Original Lyrics:
Help of the helpless
Oh, abide with me.
Oh, abide with me.
"Ach, Mein Leiber Augustine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ach! My liver, Augustine!
Original Lyrics:
Ach, mein Lieber, Augustine
"Advance Australia Fair (Australian National Anthem"
Misheard Lyrics:
Australian sunset ostriches
Original Lyrics:
Australian sons, let us rejoice.
"Advance Australia Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Australian's all have ostriches, four minus one is three!
Original Lyrics:
Australian's all let us rejoice, for we are young and free
"Advance Australia Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Australians all are ostritches.
Original Lyrics:
Australians all let us rejoice.
"Advance Australia Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Australians all eat ostriches
For we are young at three.
For we are young at three.
Original Lyrics:
Australian's all let us rejoice
For we are young and free.
For we are young and free.
"Advance Australia Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Australians all eat sausages
For we are young and free.
For we are young and free.
Original Lyrics:
Australian's all let us rejoice
For we are young and free.
For we are young and free.
"Advance Australia Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Australians all let us be boys
For we are young and three.
For we are young and three.
Original Lyrics:
Australians all let us rejoice
For we are young and free.
For we are young and free.
"Advance Australia Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Australians all love ostriches
Four minus one makes three.
Four minus one makes three.
Original Lyrics:
Australians all let us rejoice
For we are young and free.
For we are young and free.
"Advance Australia Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Australians all own ostriches
Four minus one is three.
With olden royals, we’re fair and loyal,
Our home is dirt by sea.
I learned to bounce on nature strips
In booties stitched with care.
In mystery’s haze, let’s harvest maize
And plant azaleas there.
Enjoy full trains and let us in
And dance Australia yeah!
Four minus one is three.
With olden royals, we’re fair and loyal,
Our home is dirt by sea.
I learned to bounce on nature strips
In booties stitched with care.
In mystery’s haze, let’s harvest maize
And plant azaleas there.
Enjoy full trains and let us in
And dance Australia yeah!
Original Lyrics:
Australians all let us rejoice,
For we are young and free
We've golden soil and wealth for toil,
Our home is girt by sea
Our land abounds in Nature's gifts
Of beauty rich and rare
In history's page, let every stage
Advance Australia fair!
In joyful strains then let us sing,
'Advance Australia fair!'
For we are young and free
We've golden soil and wealth for toil,
Our home is girt by sea
Our land abounds in Nature's gifts
Of beauty rich and rare
In history's page, let every stage
Advance Australia fair!
In joyful strains then let us sing,
'Advance Australia fair!'
"Advance Australia Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Australians all own ostriches
Four minus one is three.
With olden royals, we’re fair and loyal
Our home is dirt by sea.
I learned to bounce on nature strips
In booties stitched with care.
In mystery’s haze, let’s harvest maize
And plant azaleas there.
Enjoy full trains and let us in
And dance Australia yeah!
Four minus one is three.
With olden royals, we’re fair and loyal
Our home is dirt by sea.
I learned to bounce on nature strips
In booties stitched with care.
In mystery’s haze, let’s harvest maize
And plant azaleas there.
Enjoy full trains and let us in
And dance Australia yeah!
Original Lyrics:
Australians all let us rejoice
For we are young and free
We've golden soil and wealth for toil
Our home is girt by sea
Our land abounds in Nature's gifts
Of beauty rich and rare
In history's page, let every stage
Advance Australia fair!
In joyful strains then let us sing
'Advance Australia fair!'
For we are young and free
We've golden soil and wealth for toil
Our home is girt by sea
Our land abounds in Nature's gifts
Of beauty rich and rare
In history's page, let every stage
Advance Australia fair!
In joyful strains then let us sing
'Advance Australia fair!'
"Advance Australia Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Australians let us all meet Joyce
For she is young and free.
For she is young and free.
Original Lyrics:
Australians all let us rejoice
For we are young and free.
For we are young and free.
"Advance Australia Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Our home is KFC.
Original Lyrics:
Our home is girt by sea.
"Advance Australia Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Our land is dirt by sea
Original Lyrics:
Our land is girt by sea
"Advance Australia Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
We've got soil and words for foil
Original Lyrics:
We've golden soil and wealth for toil
"Advance Australia Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
With olden royals, we’re fair and loyal
Our home is dirt by sea.
Our home is dirt by sea.
Original Lyrics:
Australian's all let us rejoice
For we are young and free.
For we are young and free.
"Advance Australia Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
With olden royals, we’re fair and loyal
Our home is dirt by sea.
Our home is dirt by sea.
Original Lyrics:
With golden soil and wealth for toil
Our home is girt by sea.
Our home is girt by sea.
"All Hail, King Jesus"
Misheard Lyrics:
O, H***, King Jesus
Original Lyrics:
All hail, King Jesus.
"Alouette"
Misheard Lyrics:
Alouette, jumping through the wet-uh
Alouette, jumping through the rain.
Alouette, jumping through the rain.
Original Lyrics:
Alouette, gentille alouette
Alouette, je te plumerai.
Alouette, je te plumerai.
"Alouette"
Misheard Lyrics:
Alouette, junkie Alouette
Alouette, junkie all the way.
Alouette, junkie all the way.
Original Lyrics:
Aloutte, gentile Alouette
Alouette, je te plumerai.
Alouette, je te plumerai.
"Alphabet Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Ello bellow bee.
Original Lyrics:
L,M,N,O,P
"Alphabet Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Ello mellow pee.
Original Lyrics:
L,M,N,O,P
"Alphabet Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
A-B-C-D-E-F-G
H-K, Ennissee M-Bo-Bo-Bo-P
U-V-W
X-Y-Z.
H-K, Ennissee M-Bo-Bo-Bo-P
U-V-W
X-Y-Z.
Original Lyrics:
A-B-C-D-E-F-G
H-I-J-K L-M-N-O-P
Q-R-S-T-U-V
W-X-Y & Z.
H-I-J-K L-M-N-O-P
Q-R-S-T-U-V
W-X-Y & Z.
"Alphabet Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the letter P
Original Lyrics:
L,M,N,O,P
"Alphabet Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Aye, bye, sea, day, eeek, effy, gee
Ha, aye, jay, kat, elemental pee.
Ha, aye, jay, kat, elemental pee.
Original Lyrics:
A, B, C, D, E, F, G
H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P
H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P
"Alphabet Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Elemental pee
Original Lyrics:
L,M,N,O,P
"Alphabet Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Elementary
Original Lyrics:
L, M, N, O, P
"Alphabet Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ellem eno pee
Original Lyrics:
L, M, N, O, P
"Alphabet Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Elmo went a-pee.
Original Lyrics:
L,M,N,O,P
"Alphabet Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a little 'p'.
Original Lyrics:
L, M, N, O, P
"Alphabet Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kell a mental pee.
Original Lyrics:
L,M,N,O,P
"Alphabet Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kellamella
Original Lyrics:
L, M, N, O, P
"Alphabet Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
L a minnow pee
Original Lyrics:
L, M, N, O, P
"Alphabet Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lemon and a pea.
Original Lyrics:
L-M-N-O-P
"Alphabet Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lemon, emon, pee
Original Lyrics:
L, M, N, O, P
"Alphabet Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Muttow, muttow, p
Original Lyrics:
L, M, N, O, P
"Alphabet Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Onomatapoei(a)
or
And we all shall pee.
or
And we all shall pee.
Original Lyrics:
L, M, N, O, P
"Amazing Grace"
Misheard Lyrics:
Amazing grapes
How sweet thou art.
How sweet thou art.
Original Lyrics:
Amazing Grace
How sweet the sound.
How sweet the sound.
"Amazing Grace"
Misheard Lyrics:
Amazing lace, how sweet the pound
Original Lyrics:
Amazing grace, how sweet the sound
"Amazing Grace"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want soy sauce.
Original Lyrics:
I once was lost.
"Amazing Grace"
Misheard Lyrics:
That saved a witch like me.
Original Lyrics:
That saved a wretch like me.
"Amazing Grace"
Misheard Lyrics:
Through many dangerous toyland squares
I have already come
or
Through many dangerous toyland scares
I have already come.
I have already come
or
Through many dangerous toyland scares
I have already come.
Original Lyrics:
Through many dangers, toils, and snares
I have already come.
I have already come.
"Amazing Grace"
Misheard Lyrics:
Through many dangerous toys and snares
Original Lyrics:
Through many dangers, toils, and snares
"Amazing Grace"
Misheard Lyrics:
We've known last days to sing God's grace
And when we'd first begun.
And when we'd first begun.
Original Lyrics:
We've no less days to sing God's praise
Then when we'd first begun.
Then when we'd first begun.
"America (My Country 'Tis Of Thee)"
Misheard Lyrics:
From every mouse inside.
Original Lyrics:
From every mountainside.
"America (My Country 'Tis Of Thee)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Land of the Pilgrim's bride.
Original Lyrics:
Land of the Pilgrims' pride.
"America (My Country 'Tis Of Thee)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Land where the Pilgrams died.
Original Lyrics:
Land of the Pilgrims' pride.
"America (My Country 'Tis Of Thee)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Land where the Pilgrims cried
Original Lyrics:
Land of the Pilgrim's pride
"America (My Country 'Tis Of Thee)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let free the meringue.
Original Lyrics:
Let freedom ring.
"America (My Country 'Tis Of Thee)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet land of Liberty
FDIC.
FDIC.
Original Lyrics:
Sweet land of Liberty
Of thee I sing.
Of thee I sing.
"America (My Country Tis Of Thee)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let Rita sing.
Original Lyrics:
Let freedom ring.
"America (My Country Tis Of Thee)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let free dumb ring.
Original Lyrics:
Let freedom ring.
"America (My Country Tis Of Thee)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let freed a mring.
Original Lyrics:
Let freedom ring.
"America (My Country Tis Of Thee)"
Misheard Lyrics:
My country tis a bee
Sweet land of Liberty
Of D-I-C.
Sweet land of Liberty
Of D-I-C.
Original Lyrics:
My country tis of Thee
Sweet land of Liberty
Of Thee I sing.
Sweet land of Liberty
Of Thee I sing.
"America (My Country Tis Of Thee)"
Misheard Lyrics:
My country, Tisovthee
Sweet land of liberty
Of the icing.
Sweet land of liberty
Of the icing.
Original Lyrics:
My country, 'tis of thee
Sweet land of liberty
Of Thee I sing.
Sweet land of liberty
Of Thee I sing.
"America (My Country Tis of Thee)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet land of Liberty, of the icing.
Original Lyrics:
Sweet land of Liberty, of Thee I sing.
"America The Beautiful"
Misheard Lyrics:
And crown Thy good with Robin Hood
Who died beneath a tree.
Who died beneath a tree.
Original Lyrics:
And crown Thy good with brotherhood
From sea to shining sea.
From sea to shining sea.
"America The Beautiful"
Misheard Lyrics:
For amber waves of green
Original Lyrics:
For amber waves of grain
"America The Beautiful"
Misheard Lyrics:
For amber waves of grey.
Original Lyrics:
For amber waves of grain.
"America The Beautiful"
Misheard Lyrics:
God shed his grace on tea.
Original Lyrics:
God shed His grace on Thee.
"America The Beautiful"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh beautiful for spaceship eyes
For Hamburg waves of rain
For purple mountain majesties
Above the fruited rain
Angelica, Angelica
Bob shared his grapes with me
So crown my good
With motherhood
From me to shining me.
For Hamburg waves of rain
For purple mountain majesties
Above the fruited rain
Angelica, Angelica
Bob shared his grapes with me
So crown my good
With motherhood
From me to shining me.
Original Lyrics:
Oh beautiful for spacious skies
For amber waves of grain
For purple mountain majesties
Above the fruited plain
America, America
God shed His grace on Thee
And crown Thy good
With brotherhood
From sea to shining sea.
For amber waves of grain
For purple mountain majesties
Above the fruited plain
America, America
God shed His grace on Thee
And crown Thy good
With brotherhood
From sea to shining sea.
"America The Beautiful"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh beauty full for spacious guys
for ever grace of grace
for purple mountain majesties above the fruiten gays
Oh Merica, Oh Merica, God shine his light on me
for ever grace of grace
for purple mountain majesties above the fruiten gays
Oh Merica, Oh Merica, God shine his light on me
Original Lyrics:
Oh beautiful for spacious skies
for amber waves of grain
for purple mountains' majesty above the fruited plains
America, America God shed his grace on thee
for amber waves of grain
for purple mountains' majesty above the fruited plains
America, America God shed his grace on thee
"America The Beautiful"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, beautiful for spacial skies
For amber waves a grain
For purple mountain, magic trees
Above the fruitless plane
For amber waves a grain
For purple mountain, magic trees
Above the fruitless plane
Original Lyrics:
Oh, beautiful for spacious skies
For amber waves of grain
For purple mountains majesties
Above the fruited plain
For amber waves of grain
For purple mountains majesties
Above the fruited plain
"America The Beautiful"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, beautiful for spacial skies
For amber waves at grain
For purple mountain, magis trees
Above the fruitlessful plane.
For amber waves at grain
For purple mountain, magis trees
Above the fruitlessful plane.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, beautiful for spacious skies
For amber waves of grain
For purple mountains majesties
Above the fruited plain.
For amber waves of grain
For purple mountains majesties
Above the fruited plain.
"America The Beautiful"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, beautiful four Spacious Guys
For amber waves a grain
For purple mountain, magic trees
Above the fruitless plane.
For amber waves a grain
For purple mountain, magic trees
Above the fruitless plane.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, beautiful for spacious skies
For amber waves of grain
For purple mountains majesties
Above the fruited plain.
For amber waves of grain
For purple mountains majesties
Above the fruited plain.
"America The Beautiful"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, beautiful, for spacious skies
For amber waves of rain
For purple mountains, majesty
Above the fruit and plains.
For amber waves of rain
For purple mountains, majesty
Above the fruit and plains.
Original Lyrics:
Oh beautiful, for spacious skies
For amber waves of grain
For purple mountained majesty
Above the fruited plain.
For amber waves of grain
For purple mountained majesty
Above the fruited plain.
"America the Beautiful"
Misheard Lyrics:
God shared His grapes with me.
Original Lyrics:
God shed His grace on Thee.
"America, The Beautiful"
Misheard Lyrics:
Forever waves of grain
Poor purple mountain majesties
Poor purple mountain majesties
Original Lyrics:
For amber waves of grain
For purple mountain majesties
For purple mountain majesties
"America, The Beautiful"
Misheard Lyrics:
God shed his face on Thee.
Original Lyrics:
God shed his grace on Thee.
"America, The Beautiful"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, Beautiful
For heroes who
In liberating strike.
For heroes who
In liberating strike.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, Beautiful
For heroes proved
In liberating strife.
For heroes proved
In liberating strife.
"America"
Misheard Lyrics:
And crown thy good, Red Riding Hood.
Original Lyrics:
And crown thy good, with brotherhood.
"America"
Misheard Lyrics:
My country Tisophy,
Sweet land of liberty, of D.I.C.
Sweet land of liberty, of D.I.C.
Original Lyrics:
My country tis of thee,
Sweet land of liberty, of thee I sing
Sweet land of liberty, of thee I sing
"America"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet land of liberty, Of the icing
Original Lyrics:
Sweet land of liberty, Of thee I sing
"Ancient Of Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ebenezer, bow at your throne and worship.
Original Lyrics:
Every knee shall bow at Your throne and worship.
"And the Band Played On"
Misheard Lyrics:
He married the girl with the strawberry curl.
Original Lyrics:
He'd 'neer leave the girl with the strawberry curl.
The correct lyrics are found in an original printing of the song. Over the past century however, the misheard lyrics to this classic have been sung so often, that they have been accepted as correct.
"Angels From The Realms Of Glory"
Misheard Lyrics:
God with mayonnaise now residing.
Original Lyrics:
God with man is now residing.
"Angels We Have Heard On High"
Misheard Lyrics:
Angels we have heard on high
Sweetly singing o'er the plains
And the Mount Airy Lodge
Echoing their joyous strains.
Sweetly singing o'er the plains
And the Mount Airy Lodge
Echoing their joyous strains.
Original Lyrics:
Angels we have heard on high
Sweetly singing o'er the plains
And the mountains in reply
Echoing their joyous strains.
Sweetly singing o'er the plains
And the mountains in reply
Echoing their joyous strains.
"Angels We Have Heard On High"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gloria in eggshells these days, oh.
Original Lyrics:
Gloria, in Excelsis Deo.
"Angels We Have Heard On High"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gloria, Inspect Chelsea's gay hole.
Original Lyrics:
Gloria, In excelsis deo
"Angels We Have Heard On High"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gloria, Kleenex celcius sao
Original Lyrics:
Gloria, in excelsis deo.
"Angels We Have Heard On High"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gloria, in egg shell cease day-o
Original Lyrics:
Gloria, in excelsis deo
"Angels We Have Heard On High"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gloria...Estefan is gay, oh!
Original Lyrics:
Gloria...In excelsis Deo!
"Angels We Have Heard On High"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gloria
In Aunt Chelsea's stable.
In Aunt Chelsea's stable.
Original Lyrics:
Gloria
In Excelsis Deo.
In Excelsis Deo.
"Annie Laurie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Max Weldon sprays our Bonnie.
Original Lyrics:
Maxwellton's braes are bonnie.
"Apostle's Creed (We Believe)"
Misheard Lyrics:
We b-leed in God the Father, We b-leed, We b-leed
Original Lyrics:
We believe in God the Father, We believe, We believe
"Apples & Bananas"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd like to ope, ope, ope
Opos and bonobos.
Opos and bonobos.
Original Lyrics:
I'd like to oat, oat, oat
Oples and bononos.
Oples and bononos.
"Arise And Sing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rip out your heart and rejoice before Him,
for the King is our God.
for the King is our God.
Original Lyrics:
Open up your heart and rejoice before Him,
for the King is our God.
for the King is our God.
"Auld Lang Syne"
Misheard Lyrics:
And a plate of old lambs fry.
Original Lyrics:
And the days of Auld Lang Syne.
"Auld Lang Syne"
Misheard Lyrics:
And make the old man cry
Original Lyrics:
And days of auld lang syne
"Auld Lang Syne"
Misheard Lyrics:
Old man time
Original Lyrics:
Auld lang syne
"Auld Lang Syne"
Misheard Lyrics:
Should all the Quintons beef or what
or
Should all the Quaintans be forgot
or
Should all the Quaintans be forgot
Original Lyrics:
Should old acquaintance be forgot
"Auld Lang Syne"
Misheard Lyrics:
Should all acquaintance be for God
In the land of old man time?
In the land of old man time?
or
Should all the Quakers be forgot
And never brought to mine?
And never brought to mine?
or
Should all the Quakers be forgot
And never brought to mine?
And never brought to mine?
Original Lyrics:
Should auld acquaintance be forgot
And never brought to mind?
And never brought to mind?
"Auld Lang Syne"
Misheard Lyrics:
Should all the quaintence be for God
And ne'er bought to miii
And ne'er bought to miii
Original Lyrics:
Should auld acquaintance be forgot
And never brought to mind?
And never brought to mind?
"Auld Lang Syne"
Misheard Lyrics:
Should old Aunt Quaintance be forgot?
Original Lyrics:
Should auld acquaintance be forgot
"Auld Lang Syne"
Misheard Lyrics:
Should old acquaintance be forgot
And never brought to mine?
or
Should all acquaintance be for God
And never bought two mines?
And never brought to mine?
or
Should all acquaintance be for God
And never bought two mines?
Original Lyrics:
Should auld acquaintance be forgot
And never brought to mind?
And never brought to mind?
"Auld Lang Syne"
Misheard Lyrics:
Should old acquaintance be forgot
And never brought to mine?
or
Should all acquaintance be for God
And never bought two mines?
And never brought to mine?
or
Should all acquaintance be for God
And never bought two mines?
Original Lyrics:
Should auld acquaintance be forgot
And never brought to mind?
And never brought to mind?
"Auld Lang Syne"
Misheard Lyrics:
Should all acquaintance be for God,
And never bought two mines?
And never bought two mines?
or
Should old acquaintance be forgot
And never brought to mine?
And never brought to mine?
or
Should old acquaintance be forgot
And never brought to mine?
And never brought to mine?
Original Lyrics:
Should auld acquaintance be forgot,
And never brought to mind?
And never brought to mind?
"Auld Lang Syne"
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll take a cup of kindmanship
For auld lang syne.
For auld lang syne.
Original Lyrics:
We'll take a cup o' kindness yet
For auld lang syne.
For auld lang syne.
"Australian National Anthem"
Misheard Lyrics:
And that's Australia Fair
Original Lyrics:
Advance Australia Fair
"Australian National Anthem"
Misheard Lyrics:
Australians all are ostriches.
Original Lyrics:
Australians all let us rejoice.
"Australian National Anthem"
Misheard Lyrics:
Australians all eat sausages.
Original Lyrics:
Australians all, let us rejoice.
"Australian National Anthem"
Misheard Lyrics:
Australians all eat sausages.
Original Lyrics:
Australians, all let us rejoice.
"Australian National Anthem"
Misheard Lyrics:
Australians all let us ring Joyce
for she is young and free
for she is young and free
Original Lyrics:
Australians all let us rejoice
For we are young and free.
For we are young and free.
"Australian National Anthem"
Misheard Lyrics:
Australians all love ostriches
For we are onion free.
For we are onion free.
Original Lyrics:
Australians all let us rejoice
For we are young and free.
For we are young and free.
"Autumn Days (A Hymn)"
Misheard Lyrics:
An irrassaball head (Pronounced: ear-ras-ah-bull-head)
Original Lyrics:
I musn't forget.
"Ave Maria"
Misheard Lyrics:
No beast pack a tory booze.
Original Lyrics:
Nobis pecatoribus
"Ave Maria"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nudist-packing aerobus
Original Lyrics:
Nobis pecatoribus
"Away In A Manger"
Misheard Lyrics:
Away in a mager, no crips for a bed
The little Lord Cheesus, asleep in the shed.
The little Lord Cheesus, asleep in the shed.
Original Lyrics:
Away in a manger no crib for a bed
The little Lord Jesus asleep in the hay.
The little Lord Jesus asleep in the hay.
"Away In A Manger"
Misheard Lyrics:
No crisps in my bed
Original Lyrics:
No crib for a bed
"Away In A Manger"
Misheard Lyrics:
The cattle are blowing the poor baby away
Original Lyrics:
The cattle are lowing the poor baby wakes
"Away In A Manger"
Misheard Lyrics:
The cattle are lowing
The poor baby shakes
The little Lord Jesus
Wiv C** on his face.
The poor baby shakes
The little Lord Jesus
Wiv C** on his face.
Original Lyrics:
The cattle are lowing
The poor baby wakes
But little Lord Jesus
No crying he makes.
The poor baby wakes
But little Lord Jesus
No crying he makes.
"Away in a Manger"
Misheard Lyrics:
The cattle are bowling..
or
The cattle are mowing...
or
The cattle are blowing...
or
The catalog owing
or
The catalog owing
Original Lyrics:
The cattle are lowing..
"Away in a Manger"
Misheard Lyrics:
The cattle are blowing the poor baby wakes
Original Lyrics:
The cattle are lowing the poor baby wakes
"Away in a Manger"
Misheard Lyrics:
The cattle are glowing,
The poor baby shakes.
But little Lord Jesus,
the crowd he does hate
The poor baby shakes.
But little Lord Jesus,
the crowd he does hate
Original Lyrics:
The cattle are lowing,
The poor baby wakes.
But little Lord Jesus,
no crying he makes
The poor baby wakes.
But little Lord Jesus,
no crying he makes
"Away in a Manger"
Misheard Lyrics:
The cattle are glowing
Original Lyrics:
The cattle are lowing
"B-I-N-G-O"
Misheard Lyrics:
There was a farmer, had a dog
And Lame-o was his fame oh.
And Lame-o was his fame oh.
Original Lyrics:
There was a farmer, had a dog
And Bingo was his name-o.
And Bingo was his name-o.
"B-I-N-G-O"
Misheard Lyrics:
There was a farmer, had a dog
And Bingo was his game-o.
And Bingo was his game-o.
Original Lyrics:
There was a farmer, had a dog
And Bingo was his name-o.
And Bingo was his name-o.
"Baa Baa Black Sheep"
Misheard Lyrics:
And one for the little boy
Who lives down the drain.
Who lives down the drain.
Original Lyrics:
And one for the little boy
Who lives down the lane.
Who lives down the lane.
"Baa Baa Black Sheep"
Misheard Lyrics:
And one for the little boy
Who lives down the drain.
Who lives down the drain.
Original Lyrics:
And one for the little boy
Who lives down the lane.
Who lives down the lane.
"Baa Baa Black Sheep"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baa baa, black s***
Have you any wood?
Yes sir, yes sir
Tree backs wood.
One for the bastard
One for the dam
And one for the little boy who eats clams.
Have you any wood?
Yes sir, yes sir
Tree backs wood.
One for the bastard
One for the dam
And one for the little boy who eats clams.
Original Lyrics:
Baa baa, black sheep
Have you any wool?
Yes sir, yes sir
Three bags full
One for my master
One for the dame
And one for the little boy who lives down the lane.
Have you any wool?
Yes sir, yes sir
Three bags full
One for my master
One for the dame
And one for the little boy who lives down the lane.
"Baa Baa Black Sheep"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baa baa, black sheep, hanuwenynanana.
Original Lyrics:
Baa baa, black sheep, have you any wool?
"Baa Baa Black Sheep"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baa baa, white sheep, have you any wool?
Original Lyrics:
Baa baa, black sheep, have you any wool?
"Baa Baa Black Sheep"
Misheard Lyrics:
But none for the little boy
Who cries down the lane.
Who cries down the lane.
Original Lyrics:
And one for the little boy
Who lives down the lane.
Who lives down the lane.
Swear to God, I've seen that misheard lyric in a children's picture book, complete with an illustration of a bawling little boy in the lane. Outside of this, I've never heard it sung that way anywhere else.
"Baa, Baa, Black Sheep"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baa baa, black sheep! Any any wool?
Yes sir, yes sir. Three bags four.
Yes sir, yes sir. Three bags four.
Original Lyrics:
Baa baa, black sheep! Have you any wool?
Yes sir, yes sir. Three bags full.
Yes sir, yes sir. Three bags full.
"Baa, Baa, Black Sheep"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baa, Baa, Black Sheep
Panty-wanty wool.
Panty-wanty wool.
Original Lyrics:
Baa, Baa, Black Sheep
Have you any wool?
Have you any wool?
"Baa, Baa, Black Sheep"
Misheard Lyrics:
One for the little boy is so lame.
Original Lyrics:
One for the little boy who lives down the lane.
"Baa, Baa, Black Sheep"
Misheard Lyrics:
One for the little boy who lives down the drain.
Original Lyrics:
One for the little boy who lives down the lane.
"Baa, Baa, Black Sheep"
Misheard Lyrics:
One for the little boy who lives without a brain.
Original Lyrics:
One for the little boy who lives down the lane.
"Back Home Again in Indiana"
Misheard Lyrics:
Back home again in Indiana,
and as far as the eye can see
and as far as the eye can see
Original Lyrics:
Back home again in Indiana,
and as far as I can see
and as far as I can see
"Battle Hymn Of The Republic"
Misheard Lyrics:
He is trampling out the vineyards where the grapes of wrath are stored.
Original Lyrics:
He is trampling out the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored.
"Battle Hymn Of The Republic"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's the champion out of Venice where the great surf master scored.
Original Lyrics:
He is trampling out the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored.
"Battle Hymn Of The Republic"
Misheard Lyrics:
My eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord
He has trampled on the village where the great giraffe is stored.
He has trampled on the village where the great giraffe is stored.
Original Lyrics:
Mine eyes have seen the glory of the Coming of the Lord
He is trampling out the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored.
He is trampling out the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored.
"Battle Hymn Of The Republic"
Misheard Lyrics:
My eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord
He is trampling on the village where the grapes are wrapped and stored,
They have seen the fateful lightning of His terrible slick sword
His troops is marching on
He is trampling on the village where the grapes are wrapped and stored,
They have seen the fateful lightning of His terrible slick sword
His troops is marching on
Original Lyrics:
Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord
He is trampling out the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored,
He has loosed the fateful lightening of His terrible swift sword
His truth is marching on.
He is trampling out the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored,
He has loosed the fateful lightening of His terrible swift sword
His truth is marching on.
"Battle Hymn Of The Republic"
Misheard Lyrics:
My eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the lord
He's trampling out the villages and killing with his sword.
He's trampling out the villages and killing with his sword.
Original Lyrics:
Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord
He is trampling through the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored.
He is trampling through the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored.
"Battle Hymn of the Republic"
Misheard Lyrics:
My eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the lord
He's stomping on the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored.
He's stomping on the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored.
Original Lyrics:
Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord
He is trampling through the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored.
He is trampling through the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored.
"Be Bold, Be Strong"
Misheard Lyrics:
Be bald, be strong For the Lord thy God is with thee.
Original Lyrics:
Be bold, be strong
For the Lord thy God is with thee.
For the Lord thy God is with thee.
"Be Not Afraid"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you pass the raging otters in the sea,
you shall not drown
you shall not drown
Original Lyrics:
If you pass through raging waters in the sea,
you shall not drown
you shall not drown
"Bingo"
Misheard Lyrics:
There was a farmer who had a jog
And Lame-o was his name-po.
And Lame-o was his name-po.
Original Lyrics:
There was a farmer, had a dog
And Bingo was his name-o.
And Bingo was his name-o.
"Blessed Assurance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Arab salvation
Original Lyrics:
Heir of salvation
"Blue Tail Fly"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gimme that corn and I don't care,
the master's throwing it away
the master's throwing it away
Original Lyrics:
Jimmy Crack Corn and I don't care,
de massa's gone away
de massa's gone away
"Blue Tail Fly"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jimmy crapped corn and I don't care
De massa's gone away.
De massa's gone away.
Original Lyrics:
Jimmy Crack Corn and I don't care
My master's gone away.
My master's gone away.
"Blue Tail Fly"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jimmy's crack w**** and I don't care.
Original Lyrics:
Jimmy crack corn and I don't care.
"Blue Tail Fly"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a crack w****, and I don't care.
Original Lyrics:
Jimmy crack corn, and I don't care.
"Bluebells Of Scotland"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's gone with streaming banners
Where no bull deeds are done.
Where no bull deeds are done.
Original Lyrics:
He's gone with streaming banners
Where noble deeds are done.
Where noble deeds are done.
"Bread Of Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bread of Evan, Bread of Evan
Original Lyrics:
Bread of Heaven, bread of Heaven
"Bread of Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wales forever, Wales forever
Original Lyrics:
Bread of heaven, bread of heaven
"Bringing In The Sheaves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Banging in the sheets
Banging in the sheets
We shall c*** all over
Banging in the sheets.
Banging in the sheets
We shall c*** all over
Banging in the sheets.
Original Lyrics:
Bringing in the sheaves
Bringing in the sheaves
We shall come rejoicing
Bringing in the sheaves
Bringing in the sheaves
We shall come rejoicing
Bringing in the sheaves
"Bringing In The Sheaves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bringing in the cheese
Original Lyrics:
Bringing in the sheaves
"Bringing In The Sheaves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bringing in the chiefs,
bringing in the chiefs
bringing in the chiefs
Original Lyrics:
Bringing in the sheaves,
bringing in the sheaves
bringing in the sheaves
"Bringing In The Sheaves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bringing in the sheep.
Original Lyrics:
Bringing in the sheaves.
"Bringing In The Sheaves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bringing in the sheep
Bringing in the sheep
Sheep shall come rejoicing, bringing in the sheep.
Bringing in the sheep
Sheep shall come rejoicing, bringing in the sheep.
Original Lyrics:
Bringing in the sheaves
Bringing in the sheaves
We shall come rejoicing, bringing in the sheaves.
Bringing in the sheaves
We shall come rejoicing, bringing in the sheaves.
"Bringing In The Sheaves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bringing in the sheep
Bringing in the sheep
We shall come rejoicing bringing in the sheep
Bringing in the sheep
We shall come rejoicing bringing in the sheep
Original Lyrics:
Bringing in the sheaves
Bringing in the sheaves
We shall come rejoicing bringing in the sheaves
Bringing in the sheaves
We shall come rejoicing bringing in the sheaves
"Bringing In The Sheaves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bringing in the sheeps.
Original Lyrics:
Bringing in the sheaves.
"Bringing In The Sheaves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bringing in the sheets
Bringing in the sheets
We shall come rejoicing bringing in the sheets
Bringing in the sheets
We shall come rejoicing bringing in the sheets
Original Lyrics:
Bringing in the sheaves
Bringing in the sheaves
We shall come rejoicing bringing in the sheaves
Bringing in the sheaves
We shall come rejoicing bringing in the sheaves
"Bringing In The Sheaves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bringing in the sheets
Original Lyrics:
Bringing in the sheaves
"Bringing In The Sheaves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Brining in the Fleet
Original Lyrics:
Bringing in the sheaves.
"Bringing In The Sheaves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Brining in the cheese
Original Lyrics:
Brining in the sheaves
"Bringing In The Sheaves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shrinky-dink de dee
Shrinky-dink de dee
Bee bee bop bee boe bee
Shrinky-dink de dee
Shrinky-dink de dee
Bee bee bop bee boe bee
Shrinky-dink de dee
Original Lyrics:
Bringing in the sheaves
Bringing in the sheaves
We shall come rejoicing
Bringing in the sheaves.
Bringing in the sheaves
We shall come rejoicing
Bringing in the sheaves.
"Buffalo Gals"
Misheard Lyrics:
Buffalo Bill, won't you come out tonight
And dance to the light of the moon?
And dance to the light of the moon?
Original Lyrics:
Hey buffalo gals, won't you come out tonight
And dance to the light of the moon?
And dance to the light of the moon?
"Buffalo Gals"
Misheard Lyrics:
Buffalo soldiers, won't you come out tonight
And dance to the light of the moon?
And dance to the light of the moon?
Original Lyrics:
Hey, Buffalo gals, won't you come out tonight
And dance to the light of the moon?
And dance to the light of the moon?
"Buffalo Gals"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey buffalo gals won't you come out tonight
And dance to the night of the moon.
And dance to the night of the moon.
Original Lyrics:
Hey buffalo gals won't you come out tonight
And dance to the light of the moon.
And dance to the light of the moon.
"Buffalo Gals"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey buffalo gils, won't you come out to figth
And dance to the knight of the noon?
And dance to the knight of the noon?
Original Lyrics:
Hey buffalo gals, won't you come out tonight
And dance to the light of the moon?
And dance to the light of the moon?
"Buon Natale"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bone it, Holly!
Original Lyrics:
Buon Natale (Italian)
"Canadian Nation Anthem"
Misheard Lyrics:
True pastry love
Original Lyrics:
True patriot love
"Canadian National Anthem"
Misheard Lyrics:
O Canada, our home's on Native land.
Original Lyrics:
O Canada, our home and Native land.
"Canadian National Anthem"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh Canada, our holy naked land
Original Lyrics:
Oh Canada, our home and native land
"Canadian National Anthem"
Misheard Lyrics:
True patriot love, in Altison's command
Original Lyrics:
True patriot love, in all thy sons' command
(Sugg