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Traditional, "Take Me Out to the Ball Game"
Misheard Lyrics:
Buy me some penis and cracker jack
I don't care if I never get back
Let me root, root, root for the home team
If they don't win it's a shame
For it's one, two, three stripes, you're out, at the old ball game.
Original Lyrics:
Buy me some peanuts and cracker jack
I don't care if I never get back
And let's root, root, root for the home team
If they don't win it's a shame
For it's one, two, three strikes, you're out, at the old ball game.

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