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These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Paris Hilton.

Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton's, "Stars Are Blind"
Better Lyrics:
Even though your dad is crazy,
Even though your mom is blind,
Even though you graaandmother has a big behiiind
Original Lyrics:
Even though the gods are crazy,
Even though the stars are blind
If you show me real love, baby,
I'll show you mine.
Submitted by: zIpPy

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