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Song Parodies -> Fragments -> Hair Soundtrack

These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Hair Soundtrack.

Hair Soundtrack

Hair Soundtrack's, "Aquarius"
Better Lyrics:
Herman Cain cheated on his spouse
It's obvious he went too far
Didn't go as he had planned it
He makes, makes a poor liar!

This candidate's explanations are nefarious
Yes, they are nefarious
Original Lyrics:
When the moon is in the Seventh House
And Jupiter aligns with Mars
Then peace will guide the planets
And love, love will steer the stars

This is the dawning of the age of Aquarius
The age of Aquarius
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

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