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Song Parodies -> Fragments -> Rob Zombie

These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Rob Zombie.

Rob Zombie

Rob Zombie's, "Dragula"
Better Lyrics:
Yes I am the cook
I work straight from the book I can bake with ease
Cakes really are a breeze
Dig through the drawers and live through the horrors
I'm stuck in the kitchen with my spatulaaa!
Original Lyrics:
Dead I am the cat
feast upon the rat tender is the fur dying as you purr
Dig thru the ditches and burn thru the witches
and slammed in the back of my Dragulaaa!
Submitted by: mana

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