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Song Parodies -> Fragments -> Kelis
These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Kelis.
Kelis
Kelis', "Milkshake"
Better Lyrics:
(Sung in a thick German accent)
My frankfurter brings all the girls to the club
And they're like, ja, it's bigger than yours
Dang right, it's bigger than yours
You can touch it but I have to charge
My frankfurter brings all the girls to the club
And they're like, ja, it's bigger than yours
Dang right, it's bigger than yours
You can touch it but I have to charge
Original Lyrics:
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right, it's better than yours
I could teach you but I have to charge
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right, it's better than yours
I could teach you but I have to charge
Submitted by: Rachel
Kelis', "Milkshake"
Better Lyrics:
My beehive brings
all the bees to the yard
and they're like
It's sweeter than yours
Damn right!
Mines sweeter than yours
I would give you
But it'd be real hard
all the bees to the yard
and they're like
It's sweeter than yours
Damn right!
Mines sweeter than yours
I would give you
But it'd be real hard
Original Lyrics:
My milkshake brings
all the boys to the yard
and they're like
it's better than yours
they're like
it's better than yours
I could teach you
but I have to charge
all the boys to the yard
and they're like
it's better than yours
they're like
it's better than yours
I could teach you
but I have to charge
Submitted by: isaac
Kelis', "Milkshake"
Better Lyrics:
My cupcake brings
all the fat kids to the raid,
and their like
do you sell lemonade?
Damn right,
it's pink lemonade.
I would serve u
but I'm not your maid!
all the fat kids to the raid,
and their like
do you sell lemonade?
Damn right,
it's pink lemonade.
I would serve u
but I'm not your maid!
Original Lyrics:
My milkshake brings
all the boys to the yard
And there like,
Its better then yours
Damn right,
its better then yours
I could teach you,
but I have to charge
all the boys to the yard
And there like,
Its better then yours
Damn right,
its better then yours
I could teach you,
but I have to charge
Submitted by: Madeline
Kelis', "Milkshake"
Better Lyrics:
My milkshakes makes my butt real large
that's right it's bigger than mars
you could say I gotta big backyard
that's right it's bigger than mars
you could say I gotta big backyard
Original Lyrics:
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
and they're like it's better than yours
they're like it's better than yours
I could teach you but I have to charge
and they're like it's better than yours
they're like it's better than yours
I could teach you but I have to charge
Submitted by: Kris
Kelis', "Milkshake"
Better Lyrics:
My protein brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like 'my guns are hard'
Damn right my guns are hard
I can break an iron bar
And they're like 'my guns are hard'
Damn right my guns are hard
I can break an iron bar
Original Lyrics:
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
and they're like it's better than your
Damn right it better than yours
I could teach you but i'd have to charge
and they're like it's better than your
Damn right it better than yours
I could teach you but i'd have to charge
Submitted by: SaUl
Kelis', "Milkshake"
Better Lyrics:
My sushi brings all the Japs to the yard
and they're like konichiwa
and they're like konichiwa
Original Lyrics:
My Milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like its better than yours
And they're like its better than yours
Submitted by: sAuL
Kelis', "Milkshake"
Better Lyrics:
This earthquake brings all the guys to the ground
Original Lyrics:
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
Submitted by: Andrea Huckstep
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