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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Kelis that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 48 misheard song lyrics for Kelis on amIright currently.

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"Blindfold Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're just taking it all
What's gonna dance for me?
Original Lyrics:
You're just taking it all
What's gon be there for me?
"Bossy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I told young Stalin he should stick to trays.
Original Lyrics:
I told young stunna he should switch to Bape.
"Bossy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm b***sac.
Original Lyrics:
I'm bossy.
"Bossy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm ballsy!
Original Lyrics:
I'm bossy!
"Bossy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm bouncy!
Original Lyrics:
I'm bossy!
"Bossy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm the cheat that raised the weight
I told young Stalin he should stick with trays.
Original Lyrics:
I'm the chick that's raised the stake
I told young stunna he should switch to Bape.
"Bossy"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know why, 'cause I'm gonna bounce.
Original Lyrics:
You know why, 'cuz I'm a boss.
"Caught Out There"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hate you so much, radio.
Original Lyrics:
I hate you so much right now.
"Caught Out There"
Misheard Lyrics:
I make out so much right now
Original Lyrics:
I hate you so much right now
"Digital World"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your mailbox was full-aaaaaaayyyy!
Original Lyrics:
Your mailbox was full all the way.
"Easy Come, Easy Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
Give in, Lard Boy
It's easy come and easy go.
Original Lyrics:
Keep in mind, boy
It's easy come and easy go.
"Flashback" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Early in the morning
The thought of sex is so rare I complain.
Original Lyrics:
Early in the morning
The thought of sex is soaring like a plane.
"Floyd"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want to send a search party
If you smile, I can wait in heels for me
Original Lyrics:
I don't want to send a search party
If he's smart, I can wait and he'll find me
"Get Along With You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just wanna get a long witch, ooh!
Original Lyrics:
I just wanna get along with you.
"Get Along With You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now I'm forced to form this planet
Sadly, lonely lights but you forget.
Original Lyrics:
Now I forced to roam this planet
Sadly, lonely like some used briget.
"Get Along With You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now I'm forced to roam this planet
Sad, lonely like some dude's brigade.
Original Lyrics:
Now I'm forced upon this planet
Sadly, lonely nights I used to get.
"Get Along With You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now I'm forced upon this planet
sad and lonely like some used baguette
Original Lyrics:
Now I'm forced upon this planet
sad lonely nights I'm used to getting
"Get Along With You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now I'm forced upon this planet
Sad and lonely like some loose spaghetti.
Original Lyrics:
Now I'm forced upon this planet
Sad lonely nights I'm used to getting.
"Get Along With You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now I'm forced upon this planet
Sad and lonely like some used briquettte.
Original Lyrics:
Now I'm forced upon this planet
Sad lonely nights I'm used to getting.
"Good Stuff"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm tellin' you now boy,
put your ass on me
Original Lyrics:
I'm tellin' you now boy,
put your eyes on me
"Got Your Money"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, Dre, baby I got your money.
Original Lyrics:
Hey, dirty, baby I got your money.
"Got Your Money"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, Harry, baby
I got your money
Don't you worry, baby.
Original Lyrics:
Hey, dirty, baby
I got your money
Don't you worry, say hey.
"I'm Bossy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm b***sac.
Original Lyrics:
I'm bossy.
"In Public" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's get it all in Perspex.
Original Lyrics:
Let's get it on in public.
"In Public" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's get it on in Poland.
Original Lyrics:
Let's get it on in public.
"Keep It Down" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't like sex - I'm just two feet.
Original Lyrics:
I don't like sex and drugs with me.
"Milkshake" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
(La-La-La-La-la) Board it up
(La-La-La-La-la) The boys are wee-ing
(La-La-La-La-la) Board it up
(La-La-La-La-la) The boys are wee-ing.
Original Lyrics:
(La-La-La-La-la) Warm it up
(La-La-La-La-la) The boys are waiting
(La-La-La-La-la) Warm it up
(La-La-La-La-la) The boys are waiting.
"Milkshake" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I could teach you
But I have to do my chores.
Original Lyrics:
I could teach you
But I have to charge.
"Milkshake" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My lipstick bring all the boys to the yard.
Original Lyrics:
My milkshake bring all the boys to the yard.
"Milkshake" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My milk buys all the boy to my heart
And there like it's better than yours.
Original Lyrics:
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And there like it's better than yours.
"Milkshake" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My milkshake brings all the boys in the yard.
Original Lyrics:
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
"Milkshake" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
Their life is better than yours.
Original Lyrics:
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
They're like, it's better than yours.
"Milkshake" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
They're like, it's better than juice.
Original Lyrics:
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours.
"Milkshake" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My milkshake friends are the boys in the yard
and their life is better than yours
Original Lyrics:
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, 'It's better than yours.'
"Milkshake" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My milkshake friends are the voice of God
Their life is better than yours.
Original Lyrics:
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, 'It's better than yours.'
"Milkshake" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My nook shaped rings all the boys to the yard.
Original Lyrics:
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
"Millionaire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I woke up early this morning
But I feel so ashamed.
Original Lyrics:
I woke up early this mornin'
But I still ain't seen the sun.
"Millionaire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Papa, I'm a millionaire
But sex and a** don't sell affection.
Original Lyrics:
Papa, I'm a millionaire
But such an air don't sell affection.
"My Milkshake"
Misheard Lyrics:
My milkshake brings all the boys to the bar
And I'm like, "It's better than yours."
Original Lyrics:
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, "It's better than yours."
"Popular Thug"
Misheard Lyrics:
While I am a s*** toe
You're a formulating gay.
Original Lyrics:
While I analysed your tone
You were formulating game.
"Protect My Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So when I first got hair under the belly
I gotta protect my heart.
Original Lyrics:
So when I first got here, I knew already
I gotta protect my heart.
"Scream"
Misheard Lyrics:
Been writing plays for such a long time
Original Lyrics:
Been running in place for such a long time
"Sugar Honey Iced Tea"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I want you to know
You're my sugar honey iced tea, baby
Just as sweet as can be
Your mumma was mean with the sugar
Your daddy makes butter
And nothing makes sense to me, oh
Original Lyrics:
But I bet you didn't know
You're my sugar honey iced tea, baby
You're just as sweet as can be
Your momma must be made of sugar
Your daddy makes honey
And that's what makes sense to me, oh!
"Sugar Honey Iced Tea"
Misheard Lyrics:
Open my eyes
Fill my legs with wind - a sack of poison out to hurt you
Catch a lima, burn some flesh up like a Daz commercial
Everybody's free-range
It's a Sunday - stick your love in, babe.
Original Lyrics:
Open my arms
See my love's a window, it's open for you, not to hurt you
Actually reverse effects like that in a Tide commercial
We'll be blowin' free in the wind
It's a sunny day, I sip your love and grin.
"Trick Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Deux Cheveaux
Original Lyrics:
This is it!
"Trick Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He tricked me once, he wanted to trick me twice.
Original Lyrics:
You tricked me once, I won´t let you trick me twice.
"Trick Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You may take me once
I won't let you take me twice.
Original Lyrics:
Might trick me once
I won't let you trick me twice.
"Trick Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You may touch me once
I won't let you touch me twice.
Original Lyrics:
You may trick me once
I won't let you touch me twice.

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