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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

This page contains a list of the songs that have stories about their misheard lyrics submitted.

Song names are sorted by first letter, excluding A and The. This is sorted by song title only, not by song title and performer. So if two different performers preformed the same song, you'll see misheard lyrics for both on the same page (provided the song title was spelt the same both times, and misheard lyrics have been submitted for both!).

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Kelis', "Bossy"
The Misheard Lyrics:
I'm bouncy!
The Real Lyrics:
I'm bossy!
The Story: When I first heard this song I did not know it was called 'Bossy'. So I just assumed it was yet another song lauding a part of the female anatomy that bounces a lot when dancing. I mean, with all these song out talking how girls can shake their rear ends. *shrug* - Submitted by: Jen
Kelis', "Bossy"
The Misheard Lyrics:
You know why, 'cause I'm gonna bounce.
The Real Lyrics:
You know why, 'cuz I'm a boss.
The Story: My boyfriend always mishears lyrics. He thought the song was called "Bouncy" (because of the video dance). - Submitted by: Jeff
Kelis', "Digital World"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Your mailbox was full-aaaaaaayyyy!
The Real Lyrics:
Your mailbox was full all the way.
The Story: My sister thought Kelis was trying to rhyme 'full' with 'Wednesday' in the previous line of this verse, so tagged '-ay' on the end and stretched the word for more time than required. Just sing it to yourself and you'll probably see why I hit my head against the wall painfully while laughing. - Submitted by: Monokini
Kelis', "I'm Bossy"
The Misheard Lyrics:
I'm b***sac.
The Real Lyrics:
I'm bossy.
The Story: My cousin was singing this at Starbucks. - Submitted by: Dubious Jackson
Kelis', "Milkshake"
The Misheard Lyrics:
My lipstick bring all the boys to the yard.
The Real Lyrics:
My milkshake bring all the boys to the yard.
The Story: One day, my girlfrienda and I were driving. We were listening to the radio, when this song played. While I was singing along, she asked me, 'Why did somebody wrote a song about a lipstick?' I replied, 'Wha..??' Then she started to recite the wrong lyrics. - Submitted by: E'el
Kelis', "Millionaire"
The Misheard Lyrics:
I woke up early this morning
But I feel so ashamed.
The Real Lyrics:
I woke up early this mornin'
But I still ain't seen the sun.
The Story: Every time I hear this now, I have a depraved image of Andre 3000 in his bed, riddled with mortification like a 13-year old boy who's just done something particularly naughty during the night without realisation. - Submitted by: Devil Jones
Kelis', "My Milkshake"
The Misheard Lyrics:
My milkshake brings all the boys to the bar
And I'm like, "It's better than yours."
The Real Lyrics:
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, "It's better than yours."
The Story: I really thought she was talking about a bar. I thought her "Milkshake" must have been a strip tease routine or something. You get a bunch of different awnsers when you ask people what they think her "Milkshake" is. - Submitted by: Natalee

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