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Music Performer Pseudonyms:

Also known as: Kelis Rogers. Submitted by: soul ii

Also known as: Kelis Rogers. Submitted by: DarkDan

New Song Names:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Instrumental""Acapella"A Stranger
"Clambake""Milkshake"soul ii
"Apple""Milkshake"anonomous
"Slim-Fast""Milkshake"soul ii

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"Sale Of The Century," Sleeper"Game Show," Kelis
"Can I Buy You A Drink?," Hoobastank"Milkshake," Kelis
"Rock And Roll Band," Boston"Milkshake," Kelis
"Greed," Godsmack"Game Show," Kelis
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Capella" originally "Acapella"
Capella = 6th brightest star in sky, in 'Auriga'
Karen Smith
"Digital Word" originally "Digital World"
Chelsea Turtle
"Protect My Hart" originally "Protect My Heart"
Justin B. Burr
"Protect My Heat" originally "Protect My Heart"
Lucinda Blair

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"Gamer Show" originally "Game Show"
Yvette Bristle
"Gent Along With You" originally "Get Along With You"
Penelope Beckinsale
"Protect My Hearth" originally "Protect My Heart"
Lucinda Blair

Change a Letter:

"Project My Heart" originally "Protect My Heart"
Tara Gilmer
"Game Shot" originally "Game Show"
Yvette Bristle
"Fame Show" originally "Game Show"
Yvette Bristle
"Game Snow" originally "Game Show"
Yvette Bristle
"Lame Show" originally "Game Show"
Yvette Bristle

There are additional Kelis song titles with a letter changed available.

Recordings:

Feb 21
a parody of "My Milkshake" by Kelis
My pokemon bring all the geeks to the yard
supload.com: (mp3)
June 9
a parody of "Milkshake" by Kelis
Very funny ..milkshake with a drag queen twist
geocities: (Mp3)

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Milkshake""Back Ache"Below Average Dave
"I Don't Think So""Bachelor Don't Think So"Cait Sith
"Milkshake""Fatass"Gary Rogers
"Milkshake""My Pokemon"Sara
"Bossy""Coffee"White Trash
"Bossy""Coffee"White Trash
"Milkshake""Pokemon Cards"Theconsoleprodigy
"Milkshake""Taco"1n51dey0urm1nd
"Caught Out There""Stuffed Out There"Cait Sith
"Milkshake""Skittles"KutieKittyPerciousPuppy

There are additional Kelis song parodies available.

Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
MilkshakeMcDonald's milkshakesBubbles
MilkshakeIntimate Apparel (i.e. Victoria's Secret)Mike
MilkshakeMilkshake! (UK Channel 5's children's strand)pickle*
MilkshakeDairy QueenKatie
MilkshakeSteak 'n' ShakeShannon
There are additional Kelis commercials that haven't been done yet available.

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
MilkshakeLactose Intolerance ClinicJC Foster
MillionnaireHomeless HelplineHillary
MilkshakeMcDonald'sEd

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
Hard to Beat
   Hard-Fi
Milkshake
   Kelis
Hard to Beat a Milkshake
Dongquan
Shake That
   Scooter
Milkshake
   Kelis
Shake That Milkshake
Chibs
Tired Of Sex
   Weezer
In Public
   Kelis
Tired Of Sex In Public
Rhonda Blankenship
Bad
   Michael Jackson
Milkshake
   Kelis
Bad Milkshake
I had one once.
beatlebabe
There are additional Kelis duets that haven't been done yet available.

Misheard Lyrics:

"Scream"
Misheard Lyrics:
Been writing plays for such a long time
Original Lyrics:
Been running in place for such a long time
"Floyd"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want to send a search party
If you smile, I can wait in heels for me
Original Lyrics:
I don't want to send a search party
If he's smart, I can wait and he'll find me
"Milkshake"
Misheard Lyrics:
My milkshake friends are the boys in the yard
and their life is better than yours
Original Lyrics:
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, 'It's better than yours.'
"Protect My Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
So when I first got hair under the belly
I gotta protect my heart.
Original Lyrics:
So when I first got here, I knew already
I gotta protect my heart.
There are additional Kelis misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"My Milkshake"
Misheard Lyrics:
My milkshake brings all the boys to the bar
And I'm like, "It's better than yours."
Original Lyrics:
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, "It's better than yours."

Story about this misheard lyric by: Natalee

I really thought she was talking about a bar. I thought her "Milkshake" must have been a strip tease routine or something. You get a bunch of different awnsers when you ask people what they think her "Milkshake" is.

There are additional Kelis misheard stories available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"Milkshake"
Better Lyrics:
My sushi brings all the Japs to the yard

and they're like konichiwa
Original Lyrics:
My Milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

And they're like its better than yours
Submitted by: sAuL
"Milkshake"
Better Lyrics:
My protein brings all the boys to the yard

And they're like 'my guns are hard'

Damn right my guns are hard

I can break an iron bar

Original Lyrics:
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

and they're like it's better than your

Damn right it better than yours

I could teach you but i'd have to charge
Submitted by: SaUl
"Milkshake"
Better Lyrics:
(Sung in a thick German accent)

My frankfurter brings all the girls to the club
And they're like, ja, it's bigger than yours
Dang right, it's bigger than yours
You can touch it but I have to charge
Original Lyrics:
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right, it's better than yours
I could teach you but I have to charge
Submitted by: Rachel
There are additional Kelis parody fragments available.

Funniest Song Lyrics:

"Milkshake"
The Funny Lyrics:
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
Why They're Funny:
Only 25 cents lol
Submitted by: Michael
"Caught Out There"
The Funny Lyrics:
I hate you so much right now,
I hate you so much right now -
aaaaaaarrghhh!!
Why They're Funny:
The sudden scream is some bit of theatre, it gives the whole song a 'soap opera' quality, and it wrecks any feeling that she knows the things she's singing about
Submitted by: Monica

Repetitive Song Lyrics:

"Millionaire Ft. Andre 3000"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
I,I,I,I woke up early this morning
I don't think ya'll heard me
I woke up early this morning
I don't think ya'll heard me
I woke up early this mornin
I don't think think ya'll heard me
I woke up early this morning
Why They're Repetitive:
We heard you the first time!!!
Submitted by: keynan
"Milkshake"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like it's better than yours
Damn right, it's better than yours
Why They're Repetitive:
The chorus makes up this whole dad-gum sing, dang it!
Submitted by: Cara K
There are additional Kelis repetitive lyrics available.

Nonsensical Song Lyrics:

"Milkshake"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
and they're like, its better than yours,
damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you, but I have to charge
and then I can see you're on it,
you want me to teach the techniques that freaks these boys,
it can't be bought
Why They're Nonsensical:
Well I really, really love this song, but I thought she said she could teach you for a price...? Hello, can it be bought or not?
Submitted by: Spazn
 

Misrhymed Song Lyrics:

"Digital World"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
Messages to start my day
Been sitting on my bus since Wednesday
Tried to hit you on your two way
Your mailbox was full all the way
Why They're Misrhymed:
For some reason, these words rhyme exceptionally well together, so much that you're not even able to notice any slight difference both in spelling and pronunciation. In fact, it's as if they're exactly the same words being coupled! How clever can a lyricist be?
Submitted by: Devil Jones
"Millionaire"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
If you got glitches in your like computer
Turn it off and then reboot-a
Why They're Misrhymed:
'Reboot' is attempted to rhyme with 'computer' because an 'a' is placed at the end.
Submitted by: sonikal
There are additional Kelis misrhymed lyrics available.

Inappropriate Song Lyrics:

"Game Show"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
They were talking 'bout marriage...and that stuff you know
Why They're Inappropriate:
No, actually we don't know Kelis - perhaps you're able to explain to everyone what this 'stuff' is? Pharrell and Chad really fell asleep on the page with this one, didn't they?
Submitted by: Monokini
"Young, Fresh and New"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
And you think about what's holding you is relatives and clothes
Why They're Inappropriate:
Read it...carefully...and see if that makes any sense to you whatsoever.
Submitted by: Devil Jones

Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:

"Easy Come, Easy Go"
The Lyrics:
I see the way you look at me
It's not the Hennessy
Product Brand Name:
Hennessy, a French brand of cognac
Submitted by: xxxpress
"Flash Back"
The Lyrics:
And that's when you walked by
Holding your St. Ides
Product Brand Name:
St. Ides, a brand of malt liquor
Submitted by: xxxpress
There are additional Kelis product lyrics available.

Songs That Open With Their Titles:

"Circus"
Opening Lines:
Come join our circus where we all wear masks.
Comments:
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
 

Boasting in Song Lyrics:

"Milkshake"
The Boasting Lyrics:
Damn right, it's better than yours!
Comments:
It's just mean!
Submitted by: hamburger456
 

Song Title Space Change:

"Rick Met" originally "Trick Me"
Met whom?
Submitted by: Peter

Band Name Anagrams:

Isle K Submitted by: Naomi Swanson
Between isles J&M of Christmas Isles (No L there)
Likes Submitted by: Cape Canaveral Lavigne
Whom or what does she like?
Le Ski Submitted by: Cape Canaveral Lavigne
"Le Ski" is French for "The Ski".
Is Elk Submitted by: Andy Gibb's Free Energy

Song Title Anagrams:

"Test Hop" originally "The Spot"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
"Host Pet" originally "The Spot"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
"The Tops" originally "The Spot"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
"Hot Step" originally "The Spot"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
"Shot Pet" originally "The Spot"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne

There are additional Kelis Song Title Anagrams available.

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"Shame, Go" originally "Game Show"
Submitted by: Emily Lime
"Protect High Mart" originally "Protect My Heart"
Submitted by: Evil Olive
"Lit A Gong With You" originally "Get Along With You"
And rang a candle too!
Submitted by: Jessica Junderworth

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