(Yo, this song, yo)
(This song is for all the people out there)
(Who have been dieting like women)
(And I know you've been dieting over and over again)
(This is for y'all, yo, maybe you shouldn't eat the way that people think, yo)
('Cos I eat)

Last year, Christmas day
You would munch away
On everyone's food, lunch food, 'til they're bare
Made food when you were sick
Even spotted dick
The whole night I'd eat food myself
(Is that a hair?)

What is this I see?
You don't come home to eat
When you don't come home to eat
Can't feed, can't share
You keep selling me pies
And your curly fries
Look, I found your bread loaf
And you're (pig) stuffed out there

I ate food too much right now!
I ate food too much right now!
(Belch)
I ate food too much right now!
I ate food too much right now!
I ate food too much right now!
(Belch)
I ate food too much right now!

So sick of meringue
Upset, burnt pancakes
Nearly blew up the wall of cheese
(How you like my cheddar now?)
So far, rumps of steak
Are all I have left to eat
Drive me to a restaurant so I
Start chowing down

What is this I see?
You don't come home to eat
When you don't come home to eat
Can't feed, can't share
You keep selling me pies
And your curly fries
Like a donut, fatty, you are
Stuffed out there

I ate food too much right now!
I ate food too much right now!
(Belch)
I ate food too much right now!

(You're so)
Unfit, start to slur
Food flies when you burp
Delicatessen agrees, you're gluttony
It's not all about stash
But you eat too fast
What's the hurry, eat a selection of treats

What is this I see?
You don't come home to eat
When you don't come home to eat
Can't feed, can't share
You keep selling me pies
And your curly fries
Look, I cooked something for y'all
But you're stuffed out there

I ate food too much right now!
I ate food too much right now!
(Belch)
I ate food too much right now!
I ate food too much right now!
I ate food too much right now!
(Belch)
I ate food too much right now!