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This idea came from the Simpsons. Homer has lost his baby Maggie, so he calls a hot line for missing children. The song being played while he is on hold is "Baby Come Back" by Player. That's what I am looking for here, bad music to be used for "hold" music on the phone.

The 20 most recent entries are listed below. There are 8831 Bad Choices for On Hold Music entries on the site.

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Latest Entries

Song Name
Performer Name
Product Name
Submitted by:
I Want A Hippopotamus for Christmas Gayla Peevey Zoo Liz
You're No Good Linda Ronstadt Suicide Prevention Hotline Liz
You're No Good Linda Ronstadt Trump '24 Sheila
Send In The Clowns Judy Collins  Trump supporters Sheila Oh
You're No Good Linda Ronstadt Democrat Political Party Edward
Send In The Clowns Judy Collins Democrat Political Party Edward
Death On Two Legs Queen Joe Biden's answering machine Edward
The Fool On The Hill The Beatles Joe Biden's answering machine Edward
I'm In Love With My Car Queen Couples Counselor Liz
I'm In Love With My Car Queen Couples Counselor Liz
I'm Not The Man I Used To Be Fine Young Cannibals Caitlin Jenner's voicemail Liz
I Just Died In Your Arms The Cutting Crew  Veterinarian Liz
Vienna Billy Joel Italian Tourism Hotline Liz
Dig My Grave They Might Be Giants Funeral Home Liz
The Star-Spangled Banned Traditional Canadian Customer Service Center Liz
Non, Je Ne Regrette Rien Edith Piaf Defense Attorney Liz
Toy Soldiers Martika Armed Forces Recruiter Liz
Man, It's So Loud In Here They Might Be Giants Audiologist Liz
Move, Bitch! Ludacris Driving School Liz
The Grass Is Blue Dolly Parton Eye Doctor Liz

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