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This idea came from the Simpsons. Homer has lost his baby Maggie, so he calls a hot line for missing children. The song being played while he is on hold is "Baby Come Back" by Player. That's what I am looking for here, bad music to be used for "hold" music on the phone.

The 20 most recent entries are listed below. There are 8059 Bad Choices for On Hold Music entries on the site.

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Latest Entries

Song Name
Performer Name
Product Name
Submitted by:
Welcome To Our World (Of Merry Music) Mass Production Funeral Parlor Barry Amassa Tate
I Can't Breathe Jerzee Asthma clinic Liberty Anderson
The Shape I'm In The Band Any gym, health club, or sports center Chowder
Homemade Love Journey Sexual Abuse Hotline/Child Abuse Hotline Aireira
Where the Streets Have No Name U2 Kahnawake town tourism The Red Dead Heart
In Hiding Genesis Jeremy Hunt's answering machine pickle
Weasel Stomping Day Weird Al Yankovic A.S.P.C.A. Edward
I Don't Want To Set The World On Fire  Ink Spots Fire Department Bob
Curiosity (Killed the Cat) Little River Band The Mars rover Curiosity Fiona Montrose
Hot For Teacher Van Halen School/College/University Alyssa
Whole Lotta Love Led Zeppelin Sexual Abuse Hotline Alyssa
Highway To Hell AC/DC Funeral/Cremation Parlor Alyssa
Losing My Religion R.E.M. Church/Mosque/Synagogue/Temple Alyssa
Another One Bites the Dust Queen Missing Child Hotline Alyssa
Jessie J Domino Arcade Centre Dongquan
Jessie J Domino Arcade Centre Dongquan
Jessie J Price Tag Shopping Centre Dongquan
Ain't That A Kick In The Head Dean Martin Ronda Rousey's answering machine crazydon
Johnny, Are You Queer? Josie Cotton Parents and Friends of Lesbians And Gays G.D.
I Love It When You Call Me Names Joan Armatrading Domestic violence hotline G.D.

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