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This idea came from the Simpsons. Homer has lost his baby Maggie, so he calls a hot line for missing children. The song being played while he is on hold is "Baby Come Back" by Player. That's what I am looking for here, bad music to be used for "hold" music on the phone.
The 20 most recent entries are listed below. There are 8795 Bad Choices for On Hold Music entries on the site.
Latest Entries
Song Name | Performer Name | Product Name | Submitted by: | |||
| Opportunity | Joan Armatrading | Employment agency | David R | |||
| S.O.B. | Nathaniel Rateliff & the Night Sweats | AA | David R | |||
| Fancy | Reba McIntyre | Job Training Program | Liz | |||
| Lavender Blue | Sammy Turner | Alissa Heinerscheid's answering service | Not the Same Bob | |||
| Blue Hawaii | Elvis Presley | Maui fire rescue and recovery services | Leanne Cantrell(not to fret; relling is overrated) | |||
| Jailbait | Ted Nugent | Vatican | David R | |||
| Lucretia My Reflection | Sisters of Mercy | Mirror manufacturers | Rock Maninoff | |||
| WAP | Cardi B | Rape Crisis Center | David R | |||
| Let's Get it On | Marvin Gaye | Rape Crisis Center | David R | |||
| Material Girl | Madonna | Buddhist monastery | David R | |||
| Ain't Gonna Bump No More (With No Big Fat Woman) | Joe Tex | Weight Watchers | Liz | |||
| Personal Jesus | Depeche Mode | Church | Liz | |||
| Push The Button | Sugababes | Missile Defense System | Polly Etheline | |||
| The Winner Takes it All | ABBA | Divorce mediator | David R | |||
| I Wouldn't Want to Be Like You | The Alan Parsons Project | Peer counseling hotline | David R | |||
| Disappear | INXS | Missing Persons' helpline | Rock Maninoff | |||
| More | Sisters of Mercy | Rape Crisis Hotline | Rock Maninoff | |||
| The Gambler | Kenny Rogers | stockbroker | David R | |||
| Mother | The Police | psychoanalyst | David R | |||
| Bad Guy | Billie Eilish | Police station | RIGuy |
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