Can you think of a song title that describes something not literally possible.
For example: Oasis' "Live Forever" isn't really something that one can do.
The 20 most recent entries are listed below. There are 3871 Literally Impossible Song Titles entries on the site.
|"Black Frost," Harvey Mason||Frost is white, not black.||Yvette Bristle|
|"Funk In A Mason Jar," Harvey Mason||Music can't be put into a jar.||Yvette Bristle|
|"Stay Forever," Hal Ketchum||It can't be done.||Yvette Bristle|
|"Love Will Keep Us Alive," Eagles||No one can live on love alone.||Yvette Bristle|
|"In The House Of Stone And Light," Martin Page||Light is not a building material.||Yvette Bristle|
|"Lipstick Promises," George Ducas||Lipstick is incapable of making promises.||Yvette Bristle|
|"Cocktail Queen (Don't She Love To Rock & Roll)," Taxxi||'Cocktail' is not a monarchy.||Yvette Bristle|
|"The World Is Waiting," Berlin||Not the entire world.||Yvette Bristle|
|"Love Is A Strange Hotel," Christine Collister||Love is not any kind of hotel.||Hilary Nevis|
|"We're All We've Got," Jake Holmes||You have other things, such as your life.||Yvette Bristle|
|"Leaves Never Break," Jake Holmes||Leaves break apart, especially when dead.||Yvette Bristle|
|"Sly Bones," Blodwyn Pig||Bones can't exhibit slyness.||Yvette Bristle|
|"Dead Man's Hill," Blodwyn Pig||Dead people don't own anything.||Yvette Bristle|
|"Long Bomb Blues," Blodwyn Pig||Bombs are incapable of emotions.||Yvette Bristle|
|"Full Moon Turn My Head Around," Off Broadway USA||The Moon can't turn anyone's head.||Yvette Bristle|
|"Everybody's Mad At Katherine," The Cretones||Most people don't even know her.||Yvette Bristle|
|"Poetry Of Love," Johnny Darrell||Love is an emotion, not a poet.||Yvette Bristle|
|"Singin' Lonely Songs," Johnny Darrell||Songs can't experience loneliness.||Yvette Bristle|
|"Brother River," Johnny Darrell||Rivers have no siblings and no gender.||Yvette Bristle|
|"Love To Love You (And Tonight Pigs Will Fly)," Caravan||Pigs don't fly.||Yvette Bristle|
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