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Can you think of a song title that describes something not literally possible.
For example: Oasis' "Live Forever" isn't really something that one can do.
Most Recent Entries
The 20 most recent entries are listed below. There are 3470 Literally Impossible Song Titles entries on the site.
| Song/Performer | Comments | Submittor |
| "Sick For The Cure," Cinderella | Isn't this a contradiction? | GlamRockNinjaLord |
| "Queen of New York," SHINee | New York is not a monarchy. | Alex |
| "The Man Who Dies Every Day," Ultravox | You only die once. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Too Many Mornings," Lani Hall | How can there be too many of them? | Yvette Bristle |
| "Shadows Of Grief," Uriah Heep | Grief doesn't cast shadows. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Heartache City," Uriah Heep | There is no city with this name. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Can't Stop Singing," Uriah Heep | Eventually you will have to. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Save The Sunlight," Lani Hall | Sunlight can't be saved. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Anything Love Can Buy," The New Christy Minstrels | Love is an emotion and can't buy anything. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Break Like The Wind," Spinal Tap | The wind is not something physically breakable. | GlamRockNinjaLord |
| "Fighting The World," Manowar | You cannot fight the entire world! | GlamRockNinjaLord |
| "The Teddy Bear's Picnic," Nitty Gritty Dirt Band | Toys don't initiate picnics. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Life's Railway To Heaven," Nitty Gritty Dirt Band | No railways go there. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Aluminum Record Award," Nitty Gritty Dirt Band | There are gold and platinum recs, but not aluminum | Yvette Bristle |
| "Lost Highway," Nitty Gritty Dirt Band | Roads are incapable of getting lost. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Brass Sky," Nitty Gritty Dirt Band | The sky is not made of brass. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Blow Out The Stars, Turn Off The Moon," Nitty Gritty Dirt Band | Celestial bodies can't be blown out or turned off. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Queen Of The Road," Nitty Gritty Dirt Band | The road is not a monarchy. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Fast Road," Great White | A road cannot move, so it cannot be fast. | GlamRockNinjaLord |
| "Suck My Kiss," Red Hot Chili Peppers | How does one suck a kiss? | GlamRockNinjaLord |
New entries in this section are currently reviewed by nally. Previous editors (if any) are listed on the editors page.
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Submissions
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