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Can you think of a song title that describes something not literally possible.

For example: Oasis' "Live Forever" isn't really something that one can do.

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Most Recent Entries

The 20 most recent entries are listed below. There are 3470 Literally Impossible Song Titles entries on the site.

Song/PerformerCommentsSubmittor
"Sick For The Cure," CinderellaIsn't this a contradiction?GlamRockNinjaLord
"Queen of New York," SHINeeNew York is not a monarchy.Alex
"The Man Who Dies Every Day," UltravoxYou only die once.Yvette Bristle
"Too Many Mornings," Lani HallHow can there be too many of them?Yvette Bristle
"Shadows Of Grief," Uriah HeepGrief doesn't cast shadows.Yvette Bristle
"Heartache City," Uriah HeepThere is no city with this name.Yvette Bristle
"Can't Stop Singing," Uriah HeepEventually you will have to.Yvette Bristle
"Save The Sunlight," Lani HallSunlight can't be saved.Yvette Bristle
"Anything Love Can Buy," The New Christy MinstrelsLove is an emotion and can't buy anything.Yvette Bristle
"Break Like The Wind," Spinal TapThe wind is not something physically breakable.GlamRockNinjaLord
"Fighting The World," ManowarYou cannot fight the entire world!GlamRockNinjaLord
"The Teddy Bear's Picnic," Nitty Gritty Dirt BandToys don't initiate picnics.Yvette Bristle
"Life's Railway To Heaven," Nitty Gritty Dirt BandNo railways go there.Yvette Bristle
"Aluminum Record Award," Nitty Gritty Dirt BandThere are gold and platinum recs, but not aluminumYvette Bristle
"Lost Highway," Nitty Gritty Dirt BandRoads are incapable of getting lost.Yvette Bristle
"Brass Sky," Nitty Gritty Dirt BandThe sky is not made of brass.Yvette Bristle
"Blow Out The Stars, Turn Off The Moon," Nitty Gritty Dirt BandCelestial bodies can't be blown out or turned off.Yvette Bristle
"Queen Of The Road," Nitty Gritty Dirt BandThe road is not a monarchy.Yvette Bristle
"Fast Road," Great WhiteA road cannot move, so it cannot be fast.GlamRockNinjaLord
"Suck My Kiss," Red Hot Chili PeppersHow does one suck a kiss?GlamRockNinjaLord

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