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Can you think of a song title that describes something not literally possible.

For example: Oasis' "Live Forever" isn't really something that one can do.

Most Recent Entries

The 20 most recent entries are listed below. There are 4782 Literally Impossible Song Titles entries on the site.

Song/Performer	Comments	Submittor
"The Coldest Sun," Danzig	The sun isn't cold.	Ann
"Under a Violet Moon," Blackmore's Night	The moon isn't violet.	Lefty Lucy
"The Song That Never Ends," Lambchop	All songs end.	Karen Smith
"Dead Sea Monkeys," Lemon Demons	There are no actual monkeys in the sea.	Marie
"Headhunt," Krokus	A head itself can't hunt.	Luci Flores
"Weasel Stomping Day," Weird Al Yankovic	There's no such day.	Rad
"Blame My Absent Minded Heart," Kay Starr	Hearts have no personalities.	Elon Muskrat
"Subway to Venus," Red Hot Chili Peppers	There is no subway to Venus (the planet)	Marie
"Love For Sale," Seal	You can't put love up for sale.	Marie
"Weasel Stomping Day," Weird Al Yankovic	Where would you find weasels to stomp on anyway?	Marie
"Boy Like Me," Jessica Harp	This artist is female, not male.	Mr. Critic
"Silent Sea," KT Tunstall	The sea isn't silent	Elon Rat
"Ole Buttermilk Sky," Hoagy Carmichael	The sky isn't made of buttermilk	Lefty Lucy
"Don't Go Breaking My Heart," Elton John and Kiki Dee	How do you reach into a body to break a heart?	Peter
"Classical Gas," Mason Williams	Is Gas 'Classical' because it came from dinosaurs?	Peter
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?," Elton John	No. You can't touch an emotion to feel it.	Peter
"Edge Of Seventeen," Stevie Nicks	Numbers, or ages of people, don't have edges.	Peter
"Eat To The Beat," Blondie	The act of eating is not that precise.	Peter
"Destination Unknown," Missing Persons	By definition a destination is a known place.	Peter
"Shadow Dancing," Andy Gibb	A shadow can't dance on its own.	Peter

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