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Can you think of a song title that describes something not literally possible.

For example: Oasis' "Live Forever" isn't really something that one can do.

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The 20 most recent entries are listed below. There are 4298 Literally Impossible Song Titles entries on the site.

Song/PerformerCommentsSubmittor
"Prince Of Darkness," Miles DavisDarkness is not a monarchy.Yvette Bristle
"Basin Street Blues," Miles DavisRoads don't have emotions.Yvette Bristle
"Lonely Fire," Miles DavisFire can't exhibit loneliness.Yvette Bristle
"Diamond Girl," Seals & CroftsIS possible: Diamond can be a girls name.Quarkfetch
"Moon Dreams," Miles DavisNo moon is capable of dreaming.Yvette Bristle
"With Ears To See And Eyes To Hear," Sleeping With SirensYou got that mixed up. It's the other way around.Misty Downham
"Evening Blues," Carmen McRaePeriods of the day don't have emotions.Yvette Bristle
"I'll Follow My Secret Heart," Carmen McRaeA person's heart is not a secret.Yvette Bristle
"Ride The Wind," PoisonAnd how exactly do we to THAT!?Chowder
"Empty Bed Blues," Carmen McRaeFurniture has no emotions.Yvette Bristle
"I Am Music," Carmen McRaePeople aren't music.Yvette Bristle
"Pennies From Heaven," Frank SinatraPennies do not come from Heaven.Ken Tucky
"Son Of Lent," ScaffoldLent has no offspring.Yvette Bristle
"Radio Heart," Charly McClainRadios don't have hearts (or any organs).Sophia Borden
"Love Leads To Madness," NazarethIf so, everyone would be institutionalized.Brit Boxx
"I Got Stoned And I Missed it," Dr. HookHow can you miss getting stoned?Country Rhodes
"Potato Clock," ScaffoldNo clock is made of potatoes.Yvette Bristle
"Generation Landslide," Alice CooperWhole generations don't slide down slopes togetherMelissa Officinalis
"If You Could Read My Mind," Gordon LightfootYou really can't read minds (like a book, anyway)Pig Smith
"Green Mind," Dinosaur, Jr.Minds are not colored green.Pig Smith

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