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Can you think of a song title that describes something not literally possible.

For example: Oasis' "Live Forever" isn't really something that one can do.

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The 20 most recent entries are listed below. There are 4182 Literally Impossible Song Titles entries on the site.

"You're My Every Need," John TropeaA person isn't needs like air, food, and drinkYvette Bristle
"I'm In Love With A Capital U," Joe DiffieOne cannot be in love with a capital letter.Isac
"Rain King," Counting CrowsRain is not a monarchy.Yvette Bristle
"My Problems Got Problems," Merl SaundersProblems don't have problems.Yvette Bristle
"Star Eyes," Cal TjaderCelestial bodies don't have eyes.Yvette Bristle
"Pumped-Up Kicks," Foster The PeopleKicks cannot be pumped.Opie M.
"I Believe I Can Fly," R. KellyOnly if it's on a planeIsac
"Last Night When We Were Young," Frank SinatraYou don't lose your youth in just one day.Yvette Bristle
"I'm Gonna Tell Everybody," The EasybeatsYou can't tell all of the billions of people.Yvette Bristle
"Too Young For The Blues," Joanie SommersNo one is too young for the blues.Yvette Bristle
"The Piano Boy," Joanie SommersPeople aren't musical instruments.Yvette Bristle
"I'm Nobody's Baby," Joanie SommersShe's not a baby; all babies have parents.Yvette Bristle
"Stars On The Water," Rodney CrowellStars are in the sky, not on water.Yvette Bristle
"Revival (Love Is Everywhere) ," The Allman Brothers BandLove isn't in all places.Yvette Bristle
"Christmas In July," Brave ComboChristmas only comes in DECEMBER.Isac
"Rainbow Bliss," QuazarRainbows don't have feelings.Yvette Bristle
"Life Takes A Life," Jon Butcher AxisLife itself cannot take another's life.Opie M.
"Big Things Come In Small Packages," Foster SylversNo, SMALL things come in small packages!Isac
"Paint A Rumour," EurythmicsA rumour cannot be painted.Sheila Oh
"Mr. Cellophane," John C. ReillyA man cannot be sticky tale.Odie Garfield

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