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Can you think of a song title that describes something not literally possible.

For example: Oasis' "Live Forever" isn't really something that one can do.

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Most Recent Entries

The 20 most recent entries are listed below. There are 3981 Literally Impossible Song Titles entries on the site.

Song/PerformerCommentsSubmittor
"My Head's In Mississippi," ZZ TopHow could you have lost your head in Mississippi?Isac
"I Can See For Miles," The WhoNobody can see THAT far!Isac
"The Night Is Still Young," Nicki MinajThe night has no age.Steve
"God Hates Us," Avenged SevenfoldThat's not true! God loves EVERYBODY!Isac
"We All Live In The Jungle," Charles EarlandMost of us don't.Yvette Bristle
"Vagabond Moon," Willie NileThe Moon is not a vagabond.Yvette Bristle
"Let Me Be The River," Willie NileNo person can ever be a river.Yvette Bristle
"Umpteen Miles," Tommy ShawThere's no such number as umpteen.Heather Brockwell
"Heaven Is 10 Zillion Light Years Away," Stevie WonderThere's no such number as a zillion.Heather Brockwell
"A Zillion Kisses," Tommy PageThere's no such number as a zillion.Heather Brockwell
"House Of A Thousand Guitars," Willie NileHouses aren't made of musical instruments.Yvette Bristle
"Love Is A Train," Willie NileLove is an emotion, not a train.Yvette Bristle
"Everybody Needs A Hammer," Willie NileNot everybody.Yvette Bristle
"Beautiful Wreck Of The World," Willie NileA wreck of the world wouldn't be beautiful.Heather Brockwell
"Singin' Bell," Willie NileBells don't sing.Yvette Bristle
"Hell In A Bucket," The Grateful DeadHell can't be put in a bucketHota Copy
"Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart," Johnny CashHearts don't have bathrooms.Isac
"Robot Blues," The Incredible String BandRobots have no feelings.Yvette Bristle
"Moon Hang Low," The Incredible String BandThe Moon is not low.Yvette Bristle
"Born This Way," Lady GagaYou're not a baby anymore, Gaga.Tommy

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