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Can you think of a song title that describes something not literally possible.

For example: Oasis' "Live Forever" isn't really something that one can do.

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Most Recent Entries

The 20 most recent entries are listed below. There are 4398 Literally Impossible Song Titles entries on the site.

Song/PerformerCommentsSubmittor
"Kisses Of Fire," ABBAKisses can't be composed of fire.Heather Brockwell
"Rainbow Roller Coaster," Acoustic SyndicateA roller coaster can't be made of rainbows.Heather Brockwell
"Nothing But Good," Hank Ballard And The MidnightersSome things are not good.Yvette Bristle
"Curiosity (Killed the Cat)," Little River BandCuriosity, in and of itself, can't kill anything.Heather Brockwell
"John Deere Green," Joe DiffieHis tractors may be green, but John Deere wasn't.Heather Brockwell
"Heart With 4 Wheel Drive," Road HammersHearts aren't motor vehicles and have no wheels.Heather Brockwell
"Living Inside A Dream," NightcrawlersNo one can live within a dream.Yvette Bristle
"Edge Of A Broken Heart," VixenA broken heart has no edgeSamantha Wasp
"A Fifth Of Beethoven," Walter Murphy And The Big Apple BandComposers are not divided into piecesSamantha Wasp
"Rhythm Of Love," ScorpionsLove is an emotion, not music.Yvette Bristle
"I Can't Get Hold Of Myself," Clifford CurryYes, you can.Yvette Bristle
"New Dead Shrimp Blues," Norman GreenbaumDead animals have no emotions.Yvette Bristle
"Our Love Goes Marching On," Clifford CurryLove is an emotion and it doesn't march.Yvette Bristle
"Karma Police," RadioheadThere is no such police force.Bob
"Sweet Dreams," La BoucheDreams have no tastePetey
"Written in the Stars," Tinie TempahNothing can be written in the stars.Petey
"There's Always Another Chance Left For Love," Jim PhotogloNot always.Yvette Bristle
"Rainbow At Midnight," Jimmie RodgersOnly in Scandinavia (at certain times of year)...Chowder
"Sentimental Sunday," Hayley MillsDays of the week have no sentiments.Yvette Bristle
"Sing Me Away," Night RangerYou cannot sing someone away.Peter Paul Mounds

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