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Can you think of a song title that describes something not literally possible.

For example: Oasis' "Live Forever" isn't really something that one can do.

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Most Recent Entries

The 20 most recent entries are listed below. There are 3521 Literally Impossible Song Titles entries on the site.

Song/PerformerCommentsSubmittor
"SeƱorita With A Necklace Of Tears," Paul SimonNecklaces can't be made from tears.Yvette Bristle
"Child Of The Mountain," Bethlehem AsylumMountains don't have children.Yvette Bristle
"Smiling Wine," Great Speckled BirdWine is incapable of smiling.Yvette Bristle
"Once Upon A Time There Was An Ocean," Paul SimonOceans exist.Yvette Bristle
"Flowers Never Bend With The Rainfall," Paul SimonYes, they do.Yvette Bristle
"Hotel Me," Gil EvansNo hotel has this name.Yvette Bristle
"Islands In The Sky," Spyro GyraThe sky has no islands.Yvette Bristle
"End Of Romanticism," Spyro GyraRomanticism exists.Yvette Bristle
"Mallet Ballet," Spyro GyraMallets can't dance.Yvette Bristle
"Waiting For Superman," DaughtryYou're gonna be waiting for a pretty long timeInsertnamehere
"I Can't Walk Roads Of Anger," Bob LindOf course not! Roads aren't composed of anger.Yvette Bristle
"Everybody's My Friend," KansasNo one knows everyone in the world.Yvette Bristle
"Lightning's Hand," KansasLightning doesn't have hands.Yvette Bristle
"Miracles Out Of Nowhere," KansasThey have to come from somewhere.Yvette Bristle
"Sapphire Bullets Of Pure Love," They Might Be GiantsNo bullets are of love,nor would love be sapphireHeather Brockwell
"Born Dead Buried Alive," HypocrisyThe title speaks for itself. Peter
"Dance Of Death," Iron MaidenIf you are dead you don't dance. Peter
"We Love For Love," Pat BenatarBut not water, air or food? Peter
"Living In A Dream," Finger ElevenNot really. Dreams are part of your subconscious.Peter
"You Are The Music, You Are My Song," Charly McClain with Wayne MasseyPeople aren't music or songs.Yvette Bristle

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