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Can you think of a song title that describes something not literally possible.

For example: Oasis' "Live Forever" isn't really something that one can do.

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Most Recent Entries

The 20 most recent entries are listed below. There are 4350 Literally Impossible Song Titles entries on the site.

Song/PerformerCommentsSubmittor
"Jesus Laid His Hands On Me," Ketty LesterYou didn't exist at the time of Jesus.Yvette Bristle
"Paper Birds," Kendrick LamarDo you mean origami birds perhaps?Isac
"Love Locked Out," Ketty LesterLove is an emotion and it can't be locked.Yvette Bristle
"Lovely Sky Boat," Alice ColtraneFlying boats have been obsolete since after WWII.Chowder
"Temporarily Forever Mine," Paul ThornForever isn't temporary.Yvette Bristle
"Heart With 4 Wheel Drive," Paul ThornA heart is not a vehicle.Yvette Bristle
"Black Rainbow," Paul ThornRainbows aren't black.Yvette Bristle
"Love Scar," Paul ThornLove is an emotion and it doesn't have scars.Yvette Bristle
"Dancin' Shoes," Nigel OlssonShoes cannot dance by themselves.They Call Me Mister Pibbs
"Mediocrity Is King," Paul ThornThere has never been a king named Mediocrity.Yvette Bristle
"Sweet Torture," Ketty LesterThis title is an oxymoron. Torture isn't sweet.Yvette Bristle
"Happy Feet," Cab CallowayFeet cannot experience happinessOld Man Edgar Winter
"Loud Clothes," Per GessleClothes don't make noise.Alanis More Upset
"Lightning Crashes," LiveNo. Thunder crashes but lightning strikes.Isac
"That Girl Is A Cowboy," Garth BrooksIf it's a girl, then it's a cowGIRL!Isac
"I Saw Love," Ketty LesterLove is an emotion and is invisible.Yvette Bristle
"Bang The Drum All Day," Todd RundgrenYou need to sleep sometime!Larcen Tyler
"Let Your Soul Be Your Pilot," StingIf you did that, you'd crash!Larcen Tyler
"Lost Years," Willie BoboYears can't be lost.Yvette Bristle
"Psychedelic Blues," Willie BoboThe blues are an emotion and are not psychedelic.Yvette Bristle

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