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Can you think of a song title that describes something not literally possible.

For example: Oasis' "Live Forever" isn't really something that one can do.

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Most Recent Entries

The 20 most recent entries are listed below. There are 4745 Literally Impossible Song Titles entries on the site.

Song/PerformerCommentsSubmittor
"Schpamb," (Hed) P.E.There is no such word.Daniel
"Killed By An Angel," Sunny Day Real EstateAngels can't kill people.Chris Chendo
"Erase the Pain," Indigo GirlsYou can't really 'erase' pain.Chris Chendo
"Love's A Secret Weapon," Donna LorenLove isn't a weapon.Chris Chendo
"You're My World," Guys 'n' DollsA person or persons cannot be anyone's world.Tony The Tiger Woods
"Less Is More," Joss StoneThis statement literally contradicts itself.Simon
"Sex As A Weapon," Pat BenatarSex cannot make a good weapon.Peter
"No Alibis," Eric ClaptonAlibis exist.Wanda Pierce
"Cracklin' Rosie," Neil DiamondA woman cannot crackle.Frosty The Cat
"Love Me All Up," Stacy EarlLoving someone has no direction.Heather Brockwell
"The Night Has A Thousand Eyes," Bobby VeeNO time of day has eyes - much less a thousand!Chowder
"Pale Grass Blue," EnyaGrass isn't blueLeopard Seal
"Eat My Shorts," Rick DeesI don't think clothing is edible.Lance Crackers
"Foolish Beat," Debbie GibsonA beat cannot be foolish.Sheila Oh
"Sea Of Sorrow," Alice In ChainsIt's not on the map.Rock Maninoff
"Hand Of Sorrow," Within TemptationSorrow has no hands.Heather Brockwell
"Feels Like Tonight," DaughtryNo night has its own distinctive feelingHeather Brockwell
"Let's Be Young Tonight," Jermaine JacksonOne cannot choose when to be young.Heather Brockwell
"Two Places At The Same Time," RaydioOne can't be in two places at one time.Reggie Pillbox
"Walkin' Blues," Eric ClaptonShades of a color don't walk on their own.Peter

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