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Can you think of a song title that describes something not literally possible.

For example: Oasis' "Live Forever" isn't really something that one can do.

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Most Recent Entries

The 20 most recent entries are listed below. There are 4831 Literally Impossible Song Titles entries on the site.

Song/PerformerCommentsSubmittor
"Mr. Downtown," Freddy FredricksonNo one has 'Downtown' as an actual surnameJoe
"Everything's Not Lost," ColdplaySome things are lostJohnHowarth
"Black July," Joshua JamesMonths don't have color.JohnHowarth
"Big Eyed Beans From Venus," Captain Beefheart & His Magic BandVenus now know to be too hot for life as we knowAmanda Svenson
"I'm Your Baby Tonight," Whitney HoustonNot unless I gave birth to you.Peter
"Daughter Of Light," Carole KingLight doesn't have offspring.Jana Fipp
"Butt Town," Iggy PopThere is no city with that name.Rock Maninoff
"The Best Things In Life Are Free," Frank Sinatra Not even the worst things are free.Old Man Edgar Winter
"Heaven In The Back Seat," Romeo's DaughterNo, heaven is all over us.Joey F.
"Pretty Mess," Vanity 6Messes are not pleasing to see at all.Mr. Critic
"Over Under Sideways Down," The YardbirdsToo many contradictory directions at one time.Peter
"Too Much Love To Hide," Crosby, Stills & NashYou can't literally hide an emotion.Peter
"Ammonia Avenue," Alan Parsons ProjectNo road exists with that name.Rock Maninoff
"Hang On To Your Ego," Frank Black An ego cannot be held with hands.Rock Maninoff
"I'm the Only Gay Eskimo," Corky and the Juice PigsNo Corky, I don't think you are the only one.Neo
"Skinflowers," The Young GodsFlowers do not have skins.Rock Maninoff
"Planet Telex," RadioheadThere is no such planet with that name...Pickles
"Queen Of Swords," Idina Menzel"Swords" is not a monarchy.Heather Brockwell
"Ain't No Stoppin' Us Now," McFadden and WhiteheadThere are events that could potentially stop them.Heather Brockwell
"Wishing The Hours Away," All About EveWishing can't speed up time.Heather Brockwell

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