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Can you think of a song title that describes something not literally possible.

For example: Oasis' "Live Forever" isn't really something that one can do.

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Most Recent Entries

The 20 most recent entries are listed below. There are 4789 Literally Impossible Song Titles entries on the site.

Song/PerformerCommentsSubmittor
"My Girl Lollipop," Bad MannersLollipops don't have gender.Petey
"Crimson Thunder," HammerfallThunder has no color.Heather Brockwell
"Queen of Light," Missing HeartLight is not a monarchy.Gigi
"Love Is The Right Place," Bryan WhiteLove is not any placeHeather Brockwell
"Tubthumping," ChumbawambaThere is no such word.Weamon
"Sometimes You Fly," Rachele LynaeUnless she's singing to a bird, bat, or insectHeather Brockwell
"Ballad In Blue," Hoagy CarmichaelBallads have no colourLeopard Seal
"The Coldest Sun," DanzigThe sun isn't cold.Ann
"Under a Violet Moon," Blackmore's NightThe moon isn't violet.Lefty Lucy
"The Song That Never Ends," LambchopAll songs end.Karen Smith
"Dead Sea Monkeys," Lemon DemonsThere are no actual monkeys in the sea.Marie
"Headhunt," KrokusA head itself can't hunt.Luci Flores
"Weasel Stomping Day," Weird Al YankovicThere's no such day.Rad
"Blame My Absent Minded Heart," Kay StarrHearts have no personalities.Elon Muskrat
"Subway to Venus," Red Hot Chili PeppersThere is no subway to Venus (the planet)Marie
"Love For Sale," SealYou can't put love up for sale.Marie
"Weasel Stomping Day," Weird Al YankovicWhere would you find weasels to stomp on anyway?Marie
"Boy Like Me," Jessica HarpThis artist is female, not male.Mr. Critic
"Silent Sea," KT TunstallThe sea isn't silentElon Rat
"Ole Buttermilk Sky," Hoagy CarmichaelThe sky isn't made of buttermilkLefty Lucy

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