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Can you think of a song title that describes something not literally possible.

For example: Oasis' "Live Forever" isn't really something that one can do.

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Most Recent Entries

The 20 most recent entries are listed below. There are 3785 Literally Impossible Song Titles entries on the site.

Song/PerformerCommentsSubmittor
"Cardboard City," Mama's BoysNo city is made of cardboard.Yvette Bristle
"There's Nothing Wrong," Terry ReidPlenty of things are wrong.Yvette Bristle
"I Never Will Marry," OdettaUntrue. She was married twice.Yvette Bristle
"Ain't No Grave Can Hold My Body Down," OdettaShe died in 2008, so the title is false now.Yvette Bristle
"Motherless Children," OdettaAll children are born to mothers.Yvette Bristle
"I Was Born About 10,000 Years Ago," OdettaNo. She was born in 1930.Yvette Bristle
"Double Shot (Of My Baby's Love)," Swingin' MedallionsAn emotion is not an espresso or any other coffee.Peter
"I'm Living In Two Worlds," Bonnie GuitarI hope the other one has breathable air.Peter
"Crazy Arms," Ray PriceArms don't have emotions.Yvette Bristle
"Screaming Night Hog," SteppenwolfHogs don't scream.Yvette Bristle
"Second's Best," Lee MorganNo. First is best.Yvette Bristle
"I'm Never Gonna Say Goodbye," Billy PrestonHe said (sang) 'goodbye' in this song.Yvette Bristle
"Follow Your Heart," ManhattansIs that before or after it's transplanted?Peter
"You Turned My World Around," Frank SinatraI must be some super strong person!Peter
"Happiness Is Just Around The Bend," Main IngredientFascinating where some people find emotions.Peter
"I Don't See Me In Your Eyes Anymore," Charlie RichThat's good, because you wouldn't fit.Peter
"I Feel A Song (In My Heart)," Gladys Knight & The PipsThat might not be healthiest place to put a song.Peter
"Uncle Rough," Lee MorganDoes anyone have an uncle named Rough?Yvette Bristle
"Suicide City," Lee MorganThere is no city with this name.Yvette Bristle
"Latin Hangover," Lee MorganHangovers don't have nationalities.Yvette Bristle

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