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Can you think of a song title that describes something not literally possible.
For example: Oasis' "Live Forever" isn't really something that one can do.
The 20 most recent entries are listed below. There are 1096 Literally Impossible Song Titles entries on the site.
| Song/Performer | Comments | Submittor |
| "Can't Breathe," Leona Lewis | She'd be unable to sing & would die soon w/o aid. | Meredith Harshaw |
| "Church Of The Poison Mind," Culture Club | Church does not poison your mind | Christy McDaniel |
| "Wheel Of The World," Carrie Underwood | A world is not a vehicle | Christy McDaniel |
| "Battle Hymn Of The Republic," Traditional | Since when does a republic have a hymn? | Christy McDaniel |
| "Tears In Heaven," Eric Clapton | Skies only cry rain | Christy McDaniel |
| "There's A Kind Of Hush," Herman's Hermits | The only kind of hush is silence. | Christy McDaniel |
| "Silent Night," Traditional | You can't expect a day or night to be all quiet | Christy McDaniel |
| "Jesus Take The Wheel," Carrie Underwood | There were no cars while Jesus was alive | Christy McDaniel |
| "Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree," Brenda Lee | If you did that, you would knock the tree down | Christy McDaniel |
| "Cowgirls Don't Cry," Brooks and Dunn w/ Reba McEntire | If they didn't have tear ducts they wouldn't | Christy McDaniel |
| "Church Of The Heart," Roxette | Hearts don't have buildings in them. | George Straitjacket |
| "Catch A Wave," The Beach Boys | You can't catch water. | Bobby Brooks Lapp |
| "Forever In Blue Jeans," Neil Diamond | They have to come off when Neil bathes. | Rocky Rhodes |
| "I'm Still Standing," Elton John | He has to sit sometime, doesn't he? | Don Corleone Marsh |
| "Powder Your Face With Sunshine," Sammy Kaye | How would you get sunshine in a compact? | George Straitjacket |
| "Heaven is a Halfpipe," OPM | How do you know? Huh? Exactly. | Freakin Awesome Man |
| "The Moon Got In My Eyes," Bing Crosby | When did the Moon shrink? | George Straitjacket |
| "Guess I'll Hang My Tears Out To Dry," Harry James | What kind of clothes line would you use? | George Straitjacket |
| "You Belong To My Heart," Bing Crosby | Body organs don't have their own possessions. | George Straitjacket |
| "Red Blue Jeans," John Kilser | Wouldn't that just be red jeans? | Lionel Trane |
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