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Can you think of a song title that describes something not literally possible.

For example: Oasis' "Live Forever" isn't really something that one can do.

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Most Recent Entries

The 20 most recent entries are listed below. There are 2864 Literally Impossible Song Titles entries on the site.

Song/PerformerCommentsSubmittor
"Young Guns (Go For It)," Wham!Guns can be new, but not young.Boxx
"Blue Tears," RandomTears don't actually have a color.Yvette Bristle
"Yesterday I Was A Cow," Howie BWhat did he since turn into that could sing?Ashley Michelle McGowan
"You Are The Only Song," Harry ChapinPeople aren't songs.Yvette Bristle
"'Til My Heart Beats Down Your Door," EuropeHearts can't beat down doors.Yvette Bristle
"Beer For My Horses," Toby Keith & Willie NelsonHorses don't drink beerIsac
"Fiction In The Facts," HushpuppiesFacts don't have any fiction in them.Yvette Bristle
"I'm A Liar," Bryan AdamsThis title must be false if he's a liar.Yvette Bristle
"Queen Of Tears," Gladys Knight & The PipsTears are not a monarchy.Yvette Bristle
"My Life Has Been A Song," Bee GeesPeople's lives are not songs.Yvette Bristle
"Talk Soup," Weird Al YankovicNo such soup has ever been cooked.Roger
"I'm On Fire," Bruce SpringsteenOnly in crematorium.Susanna Viljanen
"Eye In The Sky," Alan Parsons ProjectMust be a hurricaneIsac
"Ribbon In The Sky," Stevie WonderRibbons are not found in the skyIsac
"Rockin' Robin," Jackson 5Robins can't rock.J.
"I'm A Fire," Donna SummerPeople aren't fires.Yvette Bristle
"Dry The Rain," The Beta BandRain is wet, not dry.Yvette Bristle
"Mumblin' Guitar," Bo DiddleyMusical instruments don't mumble.Yvette Bristle
"I'm A Rainbow," Donna SummerNo person is a rainbow.Yvette Bristle
"Dancin' Romance," Bellamy BrothersRomance doesn't dance.Yvette Bristle

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