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Can you think of a song title that describes something not literally possible.

For example: Oasis' "Live Forever" isn't really something that one can do.

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Most Recent Entries

The 20 most recent entries are listed below. There are 3489 Literally Impossible Song Titles entries on the site.

Song/PerformerCommentsSubmittor
"The Bottomless Lake," John PrineAll lakes have bottoms.Yvette Bristle
"Some Humans Ain't Human," John PrineThis is an oxymoron. All humans are human.Yvette Bristle
"Living In The Future," John PrineOne can only live in the present.Yvette Bristle
"Tin Town," Seals & CroftsNo town is made entirely of tin.Yvette Bristle
"Diamonds Are Forever," Shirley BasseyNot even diamonds last forever.Yvette Bristle
"Diamond Road," Sheryl CrowNo road is made of diamonds.Yvette Bristle
"Every Day Is A Winding Road," Sheryl CrowDays aren't roads.Yvette Bristle
"I Wanna Put A Tiger In Your Tank," Monkey JunkAre you referring to Exxon gasoline, perhaps?Pokey-Hontas
"Yankee Rose," David Lee RothNo such type of flower exists.GlamRockNinjaLord
"The Burden Of Being Wonderful," Steel PantherI hardly would consider that a burden!GlamRockNinjaLord
"Lonely Wine," Mickey GilleyWine can't experience loneliness.Yvette Bristle
"Walking On Air," Stephen BishopAir is not something that can be walked onIsac
"Hearts On Fire," Eddie RabbittHearts are not combustible.Cram Senshaw
"Feed My Frankenstein," Alice CooperFrankenstein isn't real; how can you feed him?GlamRockNinjaLord
"Give Me Everything," PitbullNo one can attain everything.Yvette Bristle
"I Will Never Leave You," Erik SantosEventually you will have to.Yvette Bristle
"Wings Of Desire," Jennifer RushDesire has no wings.Yvette Bristle
"Poison Was The Cure," MegadethPoison cannot cure anything...GlamRockNinjaLord
"Happy Flower," Nellie McKayFlowers don't have emotions.Kristin Carpenter
"Sick For The Cure," CinderellaIsn't this a contradiction?GlamRockNinjaLord

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