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Can you think of a song title that describes something not literally possible.

For example: Oasis' "Live Forever" isn't really something that one can do.

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Most Recent Entries

The 20 most recent entries are listed below. There are 3871 Literally Impossible Song Titles entries on the site.

Song/PerformerCommentsSubmittor
"Black Frost," Harvey MasonFrost is white, not black.Yvette Bristle
"Funk In A Mason Jar," Harvey MasonMusic can't be put into a jar.Yvette Bristle
"Stay Forever," Hal KetchumIt can't be done.Yvette Bristle
"Love Will Keep Us Alive," EaglesNo one can live on love alone.Yvette Bristle
"In The House Of Stone And Light," Martin PageLight is not a building material.Yvette Bristle
"Lipstick Promises," George DucasLipstick is incapable of making promises.Yvette Bristle
"Cocktail Queen (Don't She Love To Rock & Roll)," Taxxi'Cocktail' is not a monarchy.Yvette Bristle
"The World Is Waiting," BerlinNot the entire world.Yvette Bristle
"Love Is A Strange Hotel," Christine CollisterLove is not any kind of hotel.Hilary Nevis
"We're All We've Got," Jake HolmesYou have other things, such as your life.Yvette Bristle
"Leaves Never Break," Jake HolmesLeaves break apart, especially when dead.Yvette Bristle
"Sly Bones," Blodwyn PigBones can't exhibit slyness.Yvette Bristle
"Dead Man's Hill," Blodwyn PigDead people don't own anything.Yvette Bristle
"Long Bomb Blues," Blodwyn PigBombs are incapable of emotions.Yvette Bristle
"Full Moon Turn My Head Around," Off Broadway USAThe Moon can't turn anyone's head.Yvette Bristle
"Everybody's Mad At Katherine," The CretonesMost people don't even know her.Yvette Bristle
"Poetry Of Love," Johnny DarrellLove is an emotion, not a poet.Yvette Bristle
"Singin' Lonely Songs," Johnny DarrellSongs can't experience loneliness.Yvette Bristle
"Brother River," Johnny DarrellRivers have no siblings and no gender.Yvette Bristle
"Love To Love You (And Tonight Pigs Will Fly)," CaravanPigs don't fly.Yvette Bristle

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