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Can you think of a song title that describes something not literally possible.

For example: Oasis' "Live Forever" isn't really something that one can do.

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Most Recent Entries

The 20 most recent entries are listed below. There are 3566 Literally Impossible Song Titles entries on the site.

Song/PerformerCommentsSubmittor
"Love In Every Room," Paul MauriatMany rooms have no love in them.Yvette Bristle
"I'll Be Your Jukebox Tonight," Barbara MandrellNo person is a jukebox.Yvette Bristle
"Only A Lonely Heart Knows," Barbara MandrellHearts are incapable of knowing anything.Yvette Bristle
"Love Is Thin Ice," Barbara MandrellLove is an emotion, not ice.Yvette Bristle
"Love Me Like A River Does," Melody GardotRivers don't love anybody.Daphne Fairhope
"Count Every Star," Donnie And The DreamersThere are too many to count.Yvette Bristle
"Dancin' In The Key Of Life," Steve ArringtonLife doesn't have musical keys.Yvette Bristle
"My Uncle Used To Love Me But She Died," Roger MillerUncle is a male entity so it should be he,not she.Alex
"The Last Time Again," LitThe 'last time' can't be repeated.Yvette Bristle
"(You Put Me In) Another World," Kevin PaigeWe are all in the same world.Yvette Bristle
"Mercy Of The Moon," Marty BalinCelestial bodies are incapable of having mercy.Yvette Bristle
"Music Is The Light," Marty BalinMusic is not a light.Yvette Bristle
"Rock And Roll Heaven," The Righteous BrothersIt doesn't exist.Skinny Jean
"We Are The Dinosaurs," Laurie BerknerDinosaurs died millions of years ago.Tommy
"I Am Not A Human Being," Lil WayneThen how are you rapping this song?Tommy
"I Am Fred Astaire," Taking Back SundayYou aren't. Fred Astaire died in 1987.Tommy
"I Am Fire," The Afghan WhigsYou can be ON fire, though.Tommy
"Send Me An Angel," Real LifeWill that be FedEx or UPS?Isac
"Funkytown," Lipps Inc. or Pseudo EchoNo town with that name existsIsac
"Rainbow Road," Kris KristoffersonRoads aren't rainbows.Yvette Bristle

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