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Can you think of a song title that describes something not literally possible.

For example: Oasis' "Live Forever" isn't really something that one can do.

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Most Recent Entries

The 20 most recent entries are listed below. There are 4803 Literally Impossible Song Titles entries on the site.

Song/PerformerCommentsSubmittor
"Electric Bird," Siano real birds are electric.Heather Brockwell
"Heaven In My Veins," SkilletHeaven can't be found in one's veins.Blake
"Transdermal Celebration," WeenA celebration cannot be "transdermal". Jack
"Horn Dog," Rob OverseerDogs don't have horns.Claire
"Miles Don't Mean Anything," Eye AlaskaA Mile means 5280 feet or 1.609344 kilometers.Heather Brockwell
"Let The Beat Hit 'Em," Lisa-Lisa and Cult JamA beat can't literally hit someone.Clubb
"Some Hearts Are Diamonds," Chris NormanYeah, and some spades are clubs. (NOT!)Queen Of Sheba
"Some Hearts Are Diamonds," Chris NormanSorry, Chris - NO hearts are diamonds, or stone.Chowder
"Noodle Dance," PB&J Otter (TV)A noodle cannot really dance.Weast Weasel
"Life Is Cheap," Flipper Life itself doesn't have any price.Cotton Lorraine
"Sing Australia," John DenverCountries can't sing.Hunter Sullivan
"Me Against The Night," Crystal GayleOne can't fight a night or lean against it.Paula Bland
"One-Man Army," Our Lady PeaceOne man does not make an Army.Rock Maninoff
"I Am Fred Astaire," Taking Back SundayNo. He died long before this band was even formed.Rich
"Kissing The Wind," Nia PeeplesNo one can actually kiss wind.Joe
"Hot Fun In The Summertime," Sly And The Family StoneHow does one measure the temperature of fun?Heather Brockwell
"My Girl Lollipop," Bad MannersLollipops don't have gender.Petey
"Crimson Thunder," HammerfallThunder has no color.Heather Brockwell
"Queen of Light," Missing HeartLight is not a monarchy.Gigi
"Love Is The Right Place," Bryan WhiteLove is not any placeHeather Brockwell

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