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Can you think of a song title that describes something not literally possible.

For example: Oasis' "Live Forever" isn't really something that one can do.

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Most Recent Entries

The 20 most recent entries are listed below. There are 4373 Literally Impossible Song Titles entries on the site.

Song/PerformerCommentsSubmittor
"Java Blues," Rick DankoJava doesn't have emotions.Yvette Bristle
"Silence Is King," Jim PhotogloThere has never been a king named Silence.Yvette Bristle
"Cryin' Heart Blues," Rick DankoHearts don't cry and they don't have emotions.Yvette Bristle
"The Wheels Of Life," Gino VannelliLife does not have wheels.Francis A. Sissy
"Life's A River," Mick RonsonLife and a river aren't the same thing.Yvette Bristle
"Heart Factory," Sleater-KinneyHearts are not manufactured.Emmy Kay Butanone
"When The World Falls Down," Mick RonsonThe world doesn't fall down.Yvette Bristle
"Music Is Lethal," Mick RonsonMusic doesn't kill.Yvette Bristle
"Ruler Of My Heart," Mother EarthHearts have no rulers.Yvette Bristle
"Everybody's Twistin'," Frank SinatraNot everybody.Yvette Bristle
"That Year There Was No Winter," Mary TraversEvery year has winter.Yvette Bristle
"Thank You (Falettinme Be Mice Elf Agin)," Sly And The Family StoneThe title makes no sense the way it is spelled.Petey
"Tonight The Sky's About To Cry," Mother EarthThe sky doesn't cry.Yvette Bristle
"The Drinking Gourd," Joe And EddieGourds don't drink.Yvette Bristle
"Atlas Of The Soul," Mother EarthThere is no such atlas.Yvette Bristle
"The Memory Of Your Smile," Mother EarthSmiles don't have memories.Yvette Bristle
"We Become One," FastwayMultiple people can't become one person.Yvette Bristle
"Soda Fountain Shuffle," Earl KlughEver see a soda fountain dance? No!Isac
"Let's Put The X In Sex," Kiss"THE X" is already there; One could add a second XHeather Brockwell
"I See Love," Keb' Mo'Love is abstract. It can't be seen.Old Man Edgar Winter

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