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Can you think of a song title that describes something not literally possible.

For example: Oasis' "Live Forever" isn't really something that one can do.

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Most Recent Entries

The 20 most recent entries are listed below. There are 3713 Literally Impossible Song Titles entries on the site.

Song/PerformerCommentsSubmittor
"We Be Barbra Streisand," The White PandaThey be Barbra S. no more than I be Santa Claus!Carolyn Morgenstern
"Their Hearts Were Full Of Spring," The Serendipity SingersHearts don't contain spring (season or object).Yvette Bristle
"When Peaches Grow On Lilac Trees," The Serendipity SingersPeaches grow only on peach trees.Yvette Bristle
"Mill Girls Don't Sing Or Dance," The Serendipity SingersSome of them do.Yvette Bristle
"Have You Looked Into Your Heart," Jerry ValeNo, I don't have X-ray vision.Peter
"I Can Hear Love," The Tarney/Spencer BandLove is an emotion and doesn't make sounds.Yvette Bristle
"When Our Hearts Sing," Rush of FoolsHearts don't singIsac
"Leonardo, The Infinite Thinker," Mannheim SteamrollerNo person is infinite.Yvette Bristle
"Year Of The Cat," Al StewartCats have more than one year.Pete & Repete
"Eyes In The Back Of My Head," Patti LaBelleThey're in the FRONT of your head, Patti!Isac
"Every Day Is Christmas," Colbie CaillatChristmas only comes ONCE a year, Colbie!Isac
"Pain Bank," Carolyne MasPain can't be deposited in a bank.Yvette Bristle
"Love Like Stone," Carolyne MasLove is an emotion and doesn't resemble stone.Yvette Bristle
"Locked Out Of Heaven," Bruno MarsHeaven does not have any locks.Your Aunt Flo
"Love Is Black," Carolyne MasLove is an emotion, not a color.Yvette Bristle
"King Of The U-Turn," Carolyne MasThe U-turn is not a monarchy.Yvette Bristle
"Journey To The Center Of The Mind," Amboy DukesNo one can travel there.Open Mike Knight
"When You Speak With Your Eyes," Frances LangfordYou speak with your MOUTH, not with your eyes!Isac
"Home In My Hand," FoghatOne's home doesn't exist in one's handIsac
"Dueling Bikes," Ray Parker Jr. And Helen TerryBikes don't fight.Yvette Bristle

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