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Can you think of a song title that describes something not literally possible.

For example: Oasis' "Live Forever" isn't really something that one can do.

Most Recent Entries

The 20 most recent entries are listed below. There are 3713 Literally Impossible Song Titles entries on the site.

Song/Performer	Comments	Submittor
"We Be Barbra Streisand," The White Panda	They be Barbra S. no more than I be Santa Claus!	Carolyn Morgenstern
"Their Hearts Were Full Of Spring," The Serendipity Singers	Hearts don't contain spring (season or object).	Yvette Bristle
"When Peaches Grow On Lilac Trees," The Serendipity Singers	Peaches grow only on peach trees.	Yvette Bristle
"Mill Girls Don't Sing Or Dance," The Serendipity Singers	Some of them do.	Yvette Bristle
"Have You Looked Into Your Heart," Jerry Vale	No, I don't have X-ray vision.	Peter
"I Can Hear Love," The Tarney/Spencer Band	Love is an emotion and doesn't make sounds.	Yvette Bristle
"When Our Hearts Sing," Rush of Fools	Hearts don't sing	Isac
"Leonardo, The Infinite Thinker," Mannheim Steamroller	No person is infinite.	Yvette Bristle
"Year Of The Cat," Al Stewart	Cats have more than one year.	Pete & Repete
"Eyes In The Back Of My Head," Patti LaBelle	They're in the FRONT of your head, Patti!	Isac
"Every Day Is Christmas," Colbie Caillat	Christmas only comes ONCE a year, Colbie!	Isac
"Pain Bank," Carolyne Mas	Pain can't be deposited in a bank.	Yvette Bristle
"Love Like Stone," Carolyne Mas	Love is an emotion and doesn't resemble stone.	Yvette Bristle
"Locked Out Of Heaven," Bruno Mars	Heaven does not have any locks.	Your Aunt Flo
"Love Is Black," Carolyne Mas	Love is an emotion, not a color.	Yvette Bristle
"King Of The U-Turn," Carolyne Mas	The U-turn is not a monarchy.	Yvette Bristle
"Journey To The Center Of The Mind," Amboy Dukes	No one can travel there.	Open Mike Knight
"When You Speak With Your Eyes," Frances Langford	You speak with your MOUTH, not with your eyes!	Isac
"Home In My Hand," Foghat	One's home doesn't exist in one's hand	Isac
"Dueling Bikes," Ray Parker Jr. And Helen Terry	Bikes don't fight.	Yvette Bristle

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