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Can you think of a song title that describes something not literally possible.

For example: Oasis' "Live Forever" isn't really something that one can do.

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Most Recent Entries

The 20 most recent entries are listed below. There are 4252 Literally Impossible Song Titles entries on the site.

Song/PerformerCommentsSubmittor
"The Words Get Stuck In My Throat," DevoWords do not get stuck in throats.Opie M.
"Ticket To Heaven," 3 Doors DownYou don't need a ticket to go to heavenIsac
"The Red Light Is Green," Bobbi StaffNothing is red and green at the same time.Gina Munroe
"Pack Up Your Troubles In Your Old Kit-Bag," Spike Jones and His City SlickersYou can't pack up your troubles in any bag.Odie Garfield
"Elastic Heart," SiaHearts are not elastic.Isac
"Everything Is Awesome," Tegan and SaraNot EVERYTHING is: hate, death, war, etc.Chowder
"Mr. Businessman," Ray StevensThere are no men with that surname.Odie Garfield
"Everything Is Beautiful," Ray StevensSome things aren't beautiful.Odie Garfield
"Mr. Factory," The ArchiesNo one has 'Factory' as a surname.Quyjibo
"Too Late For Love," Def LeppardIt's never too late for love.Opie M.
"I Am A Pizza," Linda ArnoldYou can't BE a pizza, but you can EAT a pizza.Isac
"Mountain Of Love," Charley PrideA mountain is not made of love.Odie Garfield
"The Boy Who Destroyed The World," AFIA boy could not destroy a whole world.Opie M.
"Motherless Child," SweetwaterAll children are born to mothers.Yvette Bristle
"Boogie Shoes," KC And The Sunshine BandThat is not a type of shoe.Odie Garfield
"Nobody Knows You When You're Down And Out," Eric ClaptonYour own self knows you, at least.Yvette Bristle
"Motorcycle Mama," SailcatMotorcycles don't procreateFiona Montrose
"Seven Day Weekend," Gary U.S. BondsWeekends only have TWO days--Saturday and SundayIsac
"Loving You Was Like A Party," Marlena ShawLoving somebody isn't ANYTHING like a partyHota Copy
"Negative Earth," Barclay James HarvestIt's positive.Yvette Bristle

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