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Can you think of a song title that describes something not literally possible.

For example: Oasis' "Live Forever" isn't really something that one can do.

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Most Recent Entries

The 20 most recent entries are listed below. There are 3647 Literally Impossible Song Titles entries on the site.

Song/PerformerCommentsSubmittor
"Never Gonna Stop The Rock," HelixIt must stop sooner or later.Yvette Bristle
"Thoughts That Bleed," HelixThoughts don't bleed.Yvette Bristle
"Planet E," The Egyptian LoverThere is no planet with this name.Yvette Bristle
"Red Skies," The FixxThe sky isn't that colour.Nigel Shave Cream
"Long And Lonesome Highway Blues," Rusty WierRoads don't have emotions.Yvette Bristle
"Attack Of The Name Game," Stacy LattisawGames don't attack.Yvette Bristle
"Detonation Boulevard," Sisters Of MercyThere is no street with that name.Brit Boxx
"Shoot The Moonlight Out," Garland JeffreysIt can't be done.Yvette Bristle
"Desperation Drive," Garland JeffreysThere is no street with this name.Yvette Bristle
"Bottle Of Love," Garland JeffreysLove can't be put into a bottle.Yvette Bristle
"Affair Of The Heart," Rick SpringfieldHearts don't have affairs.Opie M.
"King Of The Deep," NektarThe deep is not a monarchy.Yvette Bristle
"Book Of Days," NektarBooks don't contain days.Yvette Bristle
"Miles From Nowhere," Cat StevensNowhere isn't on the map.Ian Andout
"Train From Nowhere," NektarIt had to come from somewhere.Yvette Bristle
"King Of Twilight," NektarTwilight is not a monarchy.Yvette Bristle
"Magic Is A Child," NektarMagic isn't a person.Yvette Bristle
"Never Trust A Woman," B.B. KingMany women can be trusted.Yvette Bristle
"The World Is Just a B-Movie," Bob LindThe world isn't a film.Yvette Bristle
"Old Devil Moon," Miles DavisThe Moon is not devilish.Yvette Bristle

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