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Can you think of a song title that describes something not literally possible.

For example: Oasis' "Live Forever" isn't really something that one can do.

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Most Recent Entries

The 20 most recent entries are listed below. There are 3923 Literally Impossible Song Titles entries on the site.

Song/PerformerCommentsSubmittor
"Silence Is Deadly," ShoesSilence doesn't kill.Yvette Bristle
"Nothing Means More," Shoes"Nothing" and "more" have different meanings.Yvette Bristle
"Gate City Blues," Duke PearsonCities don't have emotions; their residents do.Yvette Bristle
"How To Survive Suicide," Glass CloudBy definition, one doesn't survive suicide.Heather Brockwell
"Even The Scars Forget the Wounds," Gruvis MaltScars can't remember or forget anything.Taylor Dadsen
"Coca Cola Cowboy," Mel TillisNo cowboy is made of Coca Cola.Marilyn Westbury
"Phobos And Deimos Go To Mars," SynergyMoons don't "go to" planets.Yvette Bristle
"Chase The Night," Joyce KennedyHow do you do that?Yvette Bristle
"Love Shines Bright," Keith SykesLove is an emotion, not a light.Yvette Bristle
"Maybe I'm A Mockingbird," Keith SykesNo person can ever be a bird.Yvette Bristle
"Writing The Book Of Last Pages," Let's ActiveA book has only one last page.Yvette Bristle
"I'm A Cucumber," BrakVegetables can't sing.Heather Brockwell
"The Magic Touch," The PlattersNobody has that.Opie M.
"Farm On The Freeway," Jethro TullA freeway is no place for a farmIsac
"The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down," The Band or Joan BaezYou cannot drive the entire South.Opie M.
"Flags For Everything," Let's ActiveMany things don't have flags.Yvette Bristle
"Every Word Means No," Let's ActiveMost words don't.Yvette Bristle
"Oasis Of Love," EnchantmentLove is an emotion, not an oasis.Yvette Bristle
"Gasoline Baby," Marshall CrenshawGasoline has no children; babies aren't made of itYvette Bristle
"Big Mouth Blues," Gram ParsonsMouths don't have emotions.Yvette Bristle

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