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Can you think of a song title that describes something not literally possible.
For example: Oasis' "Live Forever" isn't really something that one can do.
Most Recent Entries
The 20 most recent entries are listed below. There are 4914 Literally Impossible Song Titles entries on the site.
| Song/Performer | Comments | Submittor |
| "Stereo Hearts," Gym Class Heroes | Stereos don't have hearts | JohnHowarth |
| "No Roots," Alice Merton | Roots exist. | JohnHowarth |
| "Mama Guitar," Don Cornell | No guitar gives birth to baby guitars. | Heather Brockwell |
| "Sweetest Goodbye," Maroon 5 | "Goodbye" has no taste. | Lance Crackers |
| "Sweet Nothing ," Brenda Lee | "Nothing" does not have a taste. | Sheila Oh |
| "The Sweetest Taboo," Sade | A taboo has no taste. | Sheila Oh |
| "Private Idaho," The B-52's | Idaho is a public state! | Isac |
| "Pineapple Princess," Annette Funicello | Pineapples don't have royalty. | Heather Brockwell |
| "The Jean Genie," David Bowie | Genies do not exists, even those in jeans. | Opie M. |
| "Happy Sad," Ocean Alley | Self-contradictory. | Chowder |
| "Happy Sad," Ocean Alley | You cannot be both at the same time. | Lance Crackers |
| "We Don't Talk Anymore," Charlie Puth | People don't quit talking suddenly. | JohnHowarth |
| "I've Never Been To Me," Charlene | Living isn't by out-of-body experiences alone. | Heather Brobkwell |
| "Country Sunshine," Dottie West | Sunshine does not have a music genre preference. | Polly Darton |
| "Red Earth," Crash Vegas | Earth cannot be red (it's blue, is it not?) | JohnHowarth |
| "Nothing Ever Happened," Crash Vegas | Many things ever happened | JohnHowarth |
| "Heaven Hurts," Coldplay | I know of no "theology" implying that heaven hurts | Heather Brockwell |
| "Back In My Body," Maggie Rogers | Could she REALLY have ever been out of it? | Heather Brockwell |
| "Spoonman," Soundgarden | No man can be a spoon. | Rock Maninoff |
| "Crazy Love," Poco | Love cannot experience craziness. | Lance Crackers |
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The Top Ten Contributors To This Section
| Yvette Bristle (site rank #2) | 1886 |
| Peter (site rank #4) | 360 |
| Heather Brockwell (site rank #30) | 188 |
| GlamRockNinjaLord (site rank #25) | 147 |
| Isac (site rank #34) | 106 |
| Candy Welty (site rank #1) | 105 |
| Susanna Viljanen | 88 |
| Rich | 45 |
| Opie M. | 42 |
| Chowder | 39 |
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