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Can you think of a song title that describes something not literally possible.

For example: Oasis' "Live Forever" isn't really something that one can do.

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Most Recent Entries

The 20 most recent entries are listed below. There are 4933 Literally Impossible Song Titles entries on the site.

Song/PerformerCommentsSubmittor
"Welcome To The Black Parade," My Chemical RomanceParades do not have colors.Rock Maninoff
"Bright White Flame," UnderworldFlames are NOT whiteClever Name
"Buy a Heart," Nicki MinajHearts are not for sale unless it's part of a pet.JohnHowarth
"Mr. 5 Minutes," Holly McNarlandNo 5-minute period is a man, or even a person.Heather Brockwell
"Hip To My Heart," The Band PerryUnless one is a contortionist...Sabrina Flowe
"Get Up! Get Up! (You Sleepyhead)," Jaye P. MorganA head can't get up (or be sleepy) by itself.Heather Brockwell
"My Heart Belongs To Daddy ," Marilyn MonroeHer heart belongs to her; Daddy already has one.Sheila Oh
"Father of All," Green DayNot everyone has the same father.JohnHowarth
"Eat The Music," Kate BushA person cannot eat music.Sheila Oh
"Impossible Princess," Kylie MinogueHow can a princess be impossible?mads.
"Dr. Feelgood," Motley CrueThere is no doctor with the surname 'Feelgood'Rock Maninoff
"Big City Nights," ScorpionsA city does not have its own nights.Rock Maninoff
"Tobacco Road ," The Nashville TeensThere is no street anywhere named Tobacco Road.Opie M.
"I'm Your Gun," Alice CooperA person can't be a gun.mads.
"This Town Is A Woman," Lori McKennaPeople aren't towns.JohnHowarth
"The Dogs of War," Pink FloydActual dogs do not fight wars.Brit Boxx
"Lovers on the Sun," David GuettaLovers can't be on the sun.JohnHowarth
"Love On The Rocks," Neil Diamond Love cannot be laid onto rocks.Opie M.
"Sex Is Not The Enemy," GarbageSex cannot be a friend nor an enemy.Sheila Oh
"Stereo Hearts," Gym Class HeroesStereos don't have heartsJohnHowarth

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