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Can you think of a song title that describes something not literally possible.

For example: Oasis' "Live Forever" isn't really something that one can do.

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Entries Beginning with K

"Kaleidoscope Heart," Sara BareillesA heart is not kaleidoscopic.Alyssa Jayne
"Kaleidoscope Heart," Sara BareillesHearts are not kaleidoscopesIsac
"Karma Police," RadioheadThere is no such police force.Bob
"Keep Believing Forever," Guardian's NailA person's beliefs are limited to a lifetime.Yvette Bristle
"Keep On Dancing," The GentrysYou HAVE to stop dancing at some pointIsac
"Keep The Dream Alive," OasisIs something made up in your brain alive? NO!!Peter
"Keep Your Love Locked (Deep In Your Heart)," Paul PetersenLove can't be locked; hearts have no locks.Yvette Bristle
"The Key To My Heart," Rosemary ClooneyHearts don't have keys.Candy Welty
"Key To Your Heart," All-4-OneHearts do not have keys.Odie Garfield
"Keys To Your Love," The Rolling StonesLove is not a thing you can lockjdizzy
"Kickstart My Heart," Motley CrueOne cannot kickstart another's heart.Opie Banquet
"Kickstart My Heart," Motley CrueIf you did that you'd die.ThatAwesomeGuy
"The Kid Is Hot Tonight," LoverboyDoes he have a fever or was he set on fire?Peter
"Kids Are All Shakin'," HelixNot all of them.Yvette Bristle
"Kids Are Getting Younger," Benoit PioulardKids - and everyone else - are getting older.Yvette Bristle
"Kill Me With Kisses," Margaret WhitingKisses alone can't kill someone.Yvette Bristle
"Kill Me With Your Heart," FastwayYou can't be killed by another person's heart.Yvette Bristle
"Kill Rock And Roll," System Of A DownRock And Roll was never alive.GlamRockNinjaLord
"Kill The Sun," XandriaDo I even need to explain why?Dratsum Wolley
"Killed By Love," Alice CooperA murder trial for an emotion or four-letter word?Peter
"The Killer Moon," T-Bone BurnettCelestial bodies don't kill.Yvette Bristle
"Killing Floor," The MorlocksFloors don't kill.Yvette Bristle
"Killing Loneliness," HIMLoneliness isn't a living thing,so can't be killedLynne O'Leahy-Cassid
"Killing Me Softly," FugeesIt's a Scientology thing: killing/birthing softly.Kaitlyn
"Killing Me Softly (With His Song)," Roberta FlackSome songs are pretty bad, but murder weapons?FussBudget
"The Killing Moon," Echo And The BunnymenA moon cannot kill.G
"Killing The Dragon," DioA dragon is a fictional creature.Tommy
"Killing Time," Fischer-ZYet, it lives on...FussBudget
"King Chanticleer," Ian WhitcombThere is no king with this name.Yvette Bristle
"King Creole," Elvis PresleyThere has never been a king named CreoleSusanna Viljanen
"King Nothing," MetallicaThere's no king named NothingJim
"King Of All Excuses," Staind"All Excuses" is not a monarchy.Lynne O'Leah
"King Of Anything," Sara Bareilles"Anything" is not a monarchy.A-Lean
"King Of Apology," Jana KramerThere is no kingdom called "Apology"Heather Brockwell
"King Of Birds," R.E.MBirds have no kind of royaltyRich
"King Of Broken Hearts," Ringo StarrThis is not a title bestowed upon anyone.GlamRockNinjaLord
"King Of Clowns," Neil Sedaka"Clowns" is not a monarchy.Carmen Stokes
"King Of Contradiction," Sum 41Contradiction is not a monarchy.Eileen Wright
"King Of Everything," Anarchy ClubNobody can rule over everything in existence.GlamRockNinjaLord
"King Of May," Natalie MerchantMonths are not monarchies.Yvette Bristle
"King Of Milk," Keita SanoMilk is not a monarchy.Yvette Bristle
"King Of New Orleans," Better Than EzraNew Orleans doesn't have royalty.John Phillips Screwdriver
"King Of New York," The HenchmenNew York is not a monarchy.Yvette Bristle
"King Of Nothing," Seals & CroftsYou can't rule 'nothing'.MOR
"King Of Pain," The PoliceYou cannot rule pain.MOR
"King Of Suede," Weird Al YankovicSuede is not a monarchy.Yvette Bristle
"King Of The Broken," Darlene ZschechThere is no such monarchy as "The Broken".Chelsea Turtle
"King Of The Deep," NektarThe deep is not a monarchy.Yvette Bristle
"King Of The Jive," ShowaddywaddyThe jive is not a monarchy.Yvette Bristle
"King Of The Night Time World," KissThis is not a title bestowed upon anyone.GlamRockNinjaLord
"King Of The Road," Roger MillerRoads are not kingdomsSusanna Viljanen
"King Of The U-Turn," Carolyne MasThe U-turn is not a monarchy.Yvette Bristle
"King Of The Whole Wide World," Elvis PresleyEven Elvis didn't have this title.Peter
"King Of Trees," Cat StevensNo one rules trees.Olive Pitt
"King Of Twilight," NektarTwilight is not a monarchy.Yvette Bristle
"Kingdom Of The Night," AxxisThe night doesn't have a kingdom.Yvette Bristle
"Kings Of Metal," ManowarMetal is not a monarchy.GlamRockNinjaLord
"Kings Of Speed," HawkwindSpeed is not a monarchy.Yvette Bristle
"Kings Of The Carnival Creation," Dimmu BorgirThere's no kingdom called "Carnival Creation".Candace Troy Powers
"Kings Of The Party," Brownsville StationA party is one more thing that isn't a monarchy.Cheryl Jordan
"Kiss An Angel Good Morning," Charlie PrideHuh? More importantly wouldn't I have to be dead?Peter
"Kiss From A Rose," Seal FussBudget
"Kiss From A Rose," SealEver been kissed by a flower?JD
"Kiss In Your Eyes," Eydie GormeEyes don't contain kisses.Yvette Bristle
"Kiss Me Thru The Phone," Soulja BoyLips cannot get through phones.Hanky Williams, Jr.
"Kiss My Agony," Daddy's GrooveAgony can't be kissed.Yvette Bristle
"Kiss My Past," Eddie Joe DownsThe past is gone and can't be kissed.Yvette Bristle
"Kiss The Day Goodbye," Annie ChristianA day can't be kissed.Yvette Bristle
"Kiss The Rain," Billie MyersThe rain has no face, so it cannot be kissed.MOR
"Kiss The Stars," Pixie LottDo you mean movie stars, perhaps?Isac
"A Kiss To Build A Dream On," Louis ArmstrongYou don't build dreams & not with kisses.Peter
"Kiss Tomorrow Goodbye," Luke BryanYou can't kiss tomorrow goodbye, it just comes.Christy McDaniel
"Kiss Tomorrow Goodbye," Danny WhiteA day can't be kissed, and tomorrow isn't here yetYvette Bristle
"Kiss Your A** Goodbye," StyxHow? Are they contortionists?Diddims
"Kiss Your Tears Away," Lisa Lisa & Cult JamKisses can't make tears disappear.Yvette Bristle
"Kisses Of Fire," ABBAKisses can't be composed of fire.Heather Brockwell
"Kisses Sweeter Than Wine," Jimmie RodgersYou really can't taste a kiss.Old Man Edgar Winter
"Kissin' On The Phone," Paul AnkaThey must have had larger lips back in 1961? Peter
"The Kissing Tree," Billy GrammerTrees can't kiss.Yvette Bristle
"Knee Deep In The Blues," Guy MitchellThe blues don't have depth.Yvette Bristle
"Knees Of My Heart," Ian HunterHearts don't have knees.Yvette Bristle
"Knockin' On Heaven's Door," Guns N' RosesNo evidence of a door that leads to heaven.CDD
"Knockin' on Heaven's Door," Eric ClaptonHello, is God here?Evan

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