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Can you think of a song title that describes something not literally possible.

For example: Oasis' "Live Forever" isn't really something that one can do.

Entries Beginning with K

Song/Performer	Comments	Submittor
"Kaleidoscope Heart," Sara Bareilles	A heart is not kaleidoscopic.	Alyssa Jayne
"Kaleidoscope Heart," Sara Bareilles	Hearts are not kaleidoscopes	Isac
"Karma Chameleon," Culture Club	There's no species of chameleon by that name	Kerry
"Karma Police," Radiohead	There is no such police force.	Bob
"Keep Believing Forever," Guardian's Nail	A person's beliefs are limited to a lifetime.	Yvette Bristle
"Keep Me In Your Heart," Warren Zevon	You won't fit there.	Peter
"Keep On Dancing," The Gentrys	You HAVE to stop dancing at some point	Isac
"Keep The Dream Alive," Oasis	Is something made up in your brain alive? NO!!	Peter
"Keep Your Love Locked (Deep In Your Heart)," Paul Petersen	Love can't be locked; hearts have no locks.	Yvette Bristle
"The Key To My Heart," Rosemary Clooney	Hearts don't have keys.	Candy Welty
"Key To Your Heart," All-4-One	Hearts do not have keys.	Odie Garfield
"Keys To Your Love," The Rolling Stones	Love is not a thing you can lock	jdizzy
"Kickstart My Heart," Motley Crue	One cannot kickstart another's heart.	Opie Banquet
"Kickstart My Heart," Motley Crue	If you did that you'd die.	ThatAwesomeGuy
"The Kid Is Hot Tonight," Loverboy	Does he have a fever or was he set on fire?	Peter
"Kids Are All Shakin'," Helix	Not all of them.	Yvette Bristle
"Kids Are Getting Younger," Benoit Pioulard	Kids - and everyone else - are getting older.	Yvette Bristle
"Kill Me With Kisses," Margaret Whiting	Kisses alone can't kill someone.	Yvette Bristle
"Kill Me With Your Heart," Fastway	You can't be killed by another person's heart.	Yvette Bristle
"Kill Rock And Roll," System Of A Down	Rock And Roll was never alive.	GlamRockNinjaLord
"Kill The Sun," Xandria	Do I even need to explain why?	Dratsum Wolley
"Kill The Sun," Xandria	That simply isn't possible for one to do	Blake Dreary
"Killed By An Angel," Sunny Day Real Estate	Angels can't kill people.	Chris Chendo
"Killed By Love," Alice Cooper	A murder trial for an emotion or four-letter word?	Peter
"The Killer Moon," T-Bone Burnett	Celestial bodies don't kill.	Yvette Bristle
"Killing Floor," The Morlocks	Floors don't kill.	Yvette Bristle
"Killing Loneliness," HIM	Loneliness isn't a living thing,so can't be killed	Lynne O'Leahy-Cassid
"Killing Me Softly," Fugees	It's a Scientology thing: killing/birthing softly.	Kaitlyn
"Killing Me Softly With His Song," Roberta Flack	Some songs are pretty bad, but murder weapons?	FussBudget
"The Killing Moon," Echo And The Bunnymen	A moon cannot kill.	Greg
"Killing The Dragon," Dio	A dragon is a fictional creature.	Tommy
"Killing Time," Fischer-Z	Yet, it lives on...	FussBudget
"King Chanticleer," Ian Whitcomb	There is no king with this name.	Yvette Bristle
"King Creole," Elvis Presley	There has never been a king named Creole	Susanna Viljanen
"King Nothing," Metallica	There's no king named Nothing	Jim
"King Of All Excuses," Staind	"All Excuses" is not a monarchy.	Lynne O'Leah
"King Of Anything," Sara Bareilles	"Anything" is not a monarchy.	A-Lean
"King Of Apology," Jana Kramer	There is no kingdom called "Apology"	Heather Brockwell
"King Of Birds," R.E.M.	Birds have no kind of royalty	Rich
"King Of Broken Hearts," Ringo Starr	This is not a title bestowed upon anyone.	GlamRockNinjaLord
"King Of Clowns," Neil Sedaka	"Clowns" is not a monarchy.	Carmen Stokes
"King Of Contradiction," Sum 41	Contradiction is not a monarchy.	Eileen Wright
"King Of Everything," Anarchy Club	Nobody can rule over everything in existence.	GlamRockNinjaLord
"King Of May," Natalie Merchant	Months are not monarchies.	Yvette Bristle
"King Of Milk," Keita Sano	Milk is not a monarchy.	Yvette Bristle
"King Of New Orleans," Better Than Ezra	New Orleans doesn't have royalty.	John Phillips Screwdriver
"King Of New York," The Henchmen	New York is not a monarchy.	Yvette Bristle
"King Of Nothing," Seals & Crofts	You can't rule 'nothing'.	MOR
"King Of Pain," The Police	You cannot rule pain.	MOR
"King Of Suede," Weird Al Yankovic	Suede is not a monarchy.	Yvette Bristle
"King Of The Broken," Darlene Zschech	There is no such monarchy as "The Broken".	Chelsea Turtle
"King Of The Deep," Nektar	The deep is not a monarchy.	Yvette Bristle
"King Of The Jive," Showaddywaddy	The jive is not a monarchy.	Yvette Bristle
"King Of The Night Time World," Kiss	This is not a title bestowed upon anyone.	GlamRockNinjaLord
"King Of The Road," Roger Miller	Roads are not kingdoms	Susanna Viljanen
"King Of The U-Turn," Carolyne Mas	The U-turn is not a monarchy.	Yvette Bristle
"King Of The Whole Wide World," Elvis Presley	Even Elvis didn't have this title.	Peter
"King Of Trees," Cat Stevens	No one rules trees.	Olive Pitt
"King Of Twilight," Nektar	Twilight is not a monarchy.	Yvette Bristle
"King of Wishful Thinking," Go West	Thoughts don't have a monarch	Kerry
"King Of Wishful Thinking," Go West	Wishful thinking is not a monarchy.	Brit Boxx
"Kingdom Of The Night," Axxis	The night doesn't have a kingdom.	Yvette Bristle
"Kings Of Metal," Manowar	Metal is not a monarchy.	GlamRockNinjaLord
"Kings Of Speed," Hawkwind	Speed is not a monarchy.	Yvette Bristle
"Kings Of The Carnival Creation," Dimmu Borgir	There's no kingdom called "Carnival Creation".	Candace Troy Powers
"Kings Of The Party," Brownsville Station	A party is one more thing that isn't a monarchy.	Cheryl Jordan
"Kiss An Angel Good Morning," Charlie Pride	Huh? More importantly wouldn't I have to be dead?	Peter
"Kiss From A Rose," Seal		FussBudget
"Kiss From A Rose," Seal	Ever been kissed by a flower?	JD
"Kiss In Your Eyes," Eydie Gorme	Eyes don't contain kisses.	Yvette Bristle
"Kiss Me Deadly," Lita Ford	A kiss cannot kill you.	Sheila Oh
"Kiss Me Thru The Phone," Soulja Boy	Lips cannot get through phones.	Hanky Williams, Jr.
"Kiss My Agony," Daddy's Groove	Agony can't be kissed.	Yvette Bristle
"Kiss The Day Goodbye," Annie Christian	A day can't be kissed.	Yvette Bristle
"Kiss The Rain," Billie Myers	The rain has no face, so it cannot be kissed.	MOR
"Kiss The Stars," Pixie Lott	Do you mean movie stars, perhaps?	Isac
"A Kiss To Build A Dream On," Louis Armstrong	You don't build dreams & not with kisses.	Peter
"Kiss Tomorrow Goodbye," Luke Bryan	You can't kiss tomorrow goodbye, it just comes.	Christy McDaniel
"Kiss Tomorrow Goodbye," Danny White	A day can't be kissed, and tomorrow isn't here yet	Yvette Bristle
"Kiss Your A** Goodbye," Styx	How? Are they contortionists?	Diddims
"Kiss Your Tears Away," Lisa Lisa & Cult Jam	Kisses can't make tears disappear.	Yvette Bristle
"Kisses Of Fire," ABBA	Kisses can't be composed of fire.	Heather Brockwell
"Kisses Sweeter Than Wine," Jimmie Rodgers	You really can't taste a kiss.	Old Man Edgar Winter
"Kissin' On The Phone," Paul Anka	They must have had larger lips back in 1961?	Peter
"Kissing The Wind," Nia Peeples	No one can actually kiss wind.	Joe
"The Kissing Tree," Billy Grammer	Trees can't kiss.	Yvette Bristle
"Knee Deep In The Blues," Guy Mitchell	The blues don't have depth.	Yvette Bristle
"Knees Of My Heart," Ian Hunter	Hearts don't have knees.	Yvette Bristle
"Knockin' On Heaven's Door," Guns N' Roses	No evidence of a door that leads to heaven.	CDD
"Knockin' on Heaven's Door," Eric Clapton	Hello, is God here?	Evan

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