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Can you think of a song title that describes something not literally possible.

For example: Oasis' "Live Forever" isn't really something that one can do.

Song/PerformerCommentsSubmittor
"Kickstart My Heart," Between the Buried and Me weird kid106
"Kill Caustic," AfiWhat Is A Caustic?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!? SeriouslySt. Jimmy
"Killing Me Softly," FugeesIt's a Scientology thing: killing/birthing softly.Kaitlyn
"Killing Me Softly (With His Song)," Roberta FlackSome songs are pretty bad, but murder weapons?FussBudget
"Killing Time," Fischer-ZYet, it lives on...FussBudget
"King Nothing," MetallicaThere's no king named Nothinghardrock
"King Of Nothing," Seals & CroftsYou can't rule 'nothing'.MOR
"King Of Pain," The PoliceYou cannot rule pain.MOR
"King Of The Whole Wide World," Elvis PresleyEven Elvis didn't have this title.Peter
"Kiss An Angel Good Morning," Charlie PrideHuh? More importantly wouldn't I have to be dead?Peter
"Kiss From A Rose," SealEver been kissed by a flower?JD
"Kiss From A Rose," Seal FussBudget
"Kiss The Rain," Billie MyersThe rain has no face, so it cannot be kissed.MOR
"Kiss Your A** Goodbye," StyxHow? Are they contortionists?Diddims
"Kissin' On The Phone," Paul AnkaThey must have had larger lips back in 1961? Peter
"Knockin' on Heaven's Door," Eric ClaptonHello, is God here?Evan
"Knockin' On Heaven's Door," Guns N' RosesNo evidence of a door that leads to heaven.CDD

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