Names -> Literally Impossible Song Titles -> K
Can you think of a song title that describes something not literally possible.
For example: Oasis' "Live Forever" isn't really something that one can do.
| Song/Performer | Comments | Submittor |
| "Keys To Your Love," The Rolling Stones | Love is not a thing you can lock | jdizzy |
| "Kickstart My Heart," Between the Buried and Me | weird kid106 | |
| "Kickstart My Heart," Motley Crue | If you did that you'd die. | ThatAwesomeGuy |
| "Kill Caustic," Afi | What Is A Caustic?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!? Seriously | St. Jimmy |
| "Kill The Sun," Xandria | Not a technological possibility at present. | Dratsum Wolley |
| "Killing Me Softly," Fugees | It's a Scientology thing: killing/birthing softly. | Kaitlyn |
| "Killing Me Softly (With His Song)," Roberta Flack | Some songs are pretty bad, but murder weapons? | FussBudget |
| "Killing Time," Fischer-Z | Yet, it lives on... | FussBudget |
| "King Creole," Elvis Presley | There has never been a king named Creole | Susanna Viljanen |
| "King Nothing," Metallica | There's no king named Nothing | Jim |
| "King Of Contradiction," Sum 41 | Contradiction is not a monarchy. | Eileen Wright |
| "King Of New Orleans," Better Than Ezra | New Orleans doesn't have royalty. | John Phillips Screwdriver |
| "King Of Nothing," Seals & Crofts | You can't rule 'nothing'. | MOR |
| "King Of Pain," The Police | You cannot rule pain. | MOR |
| "King Of The Road," Roger Miller | Roads are not kingdoms | Susanna Viljanen |
| "King Of The Whole Wide World," Elvis Presley | Even Elvis didn't have this title. | Peter |
| "Kiss An Angel Good Morning," Charlie Pride | Huh? More importantly wouldn't I have to be dead? | Peter |
| "Kiss From A Rose," Seal | FussBudget | |
| "Kiss From A Rose," Seal | Ever been kissed by a flower? | JD |
| "Kiss The Rain," Billie Myers | The rain has no face, so it cannot be kissed. | MOR |
| "Kiss Your A** Goodbye," Styx | How? Are they contortionists? | Diddims |
| "Kissin' On The Phone," Paul Anka | They must have had larger lips back in 1961? | Peter |
| "Knockin' on Heaven's Door," Eric Clapton | Hello, is God here? | Evan |
| "Knockin' On Heaven's Door," Guns N' Roses | No evidence of a door that leads to heaven. | CDD |
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