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Song Names -> Literally Impossible Song Titles -> G

Can you think of a song title that describes something not literally possible.

For example: Oasis' "Live Forever" isn't really something that one can do.

Entries Beginning with G

Song/Performer	Comments	Submittor
"Garbage Can Ballet," The Electric Junkyard	Garbage cans can't dance, either way you read it.	Yvette Bristle
"Genie In A Bottle," Christina Aguilera	There's no such thing	Nicole Marie
"Georgia in a Jug," Blake Shelton	That would have to a big jug	PinmonkeyJunkie
"Germany In Love," Alphaville	Countries don't have emotions	Mads
"Get Me To The World On Time," Electric Prunes	Why? When did/could you fall off?	Peter
"Get Off Of My Cloud," The Rolling Stones	How can you get ON a cloud in the first place?	ThatAwesomeGuy
"The Ghost In You," Psychedelic Furs	Even if this was possible, how could you tell?	Peter
"Ghost Riders In The Sky," Spiderbite	How can a ghost ride in anything? They're dead.	ThatAwesomeGuy
"Ghostbusters," Ray Parker, Jr.	Ghosts can't be busted	Yvette Bristle
"Girl From Mars," Ash	The Biker Mice live on Mars- not people!	Biker Mouser
"Girl From Mars," Ash	No Life On Mars	Kylock
"The Girl In My Heart," Larry Tamblyn With The Standells	Hearts can't contain people.	Yvette Bristle
"Girl in the Moon," Darius	How did she get in there?	NK
"The Girl With San Francisco In Her Eyes," Benny Troy	Eyes can't contain cities.	Yvette Bristle
"Girl With The Hungry Eyes," Jefferson Starship	Eyes cannot be hungry.	Rocky Rhodes
"Girls Are On Fire," Big Blue	People are rarely engulfed in flames.	Yvette Bristle
"Give Me Back My Life," Papa Roach	You already have your life.	Yvette Bristle
"Give Me The Night," George Benson	Uh, and how do you give a time of day to someone?	Larcen Tyler
"Gives You Hell," All-American Rejects	No one can give you Hell.	Yul Tide
"Glad All Over," The Dave Clark Five	Gladness is an emotion, not a covering.	Michael C
"Glad Rag Doll," Crazy Otto	Dolls don't have emotions.	Yvette Bristle
"Glass in the Trees," Dead Poetic	glass doesnt grow on trees	Kristin
"Glass Onion," The Beatles	OK, what the hell is a glass onion?!	Rich
"Glass Onion," The Beatles	That's one vegetable I wouldn't want to bite into!	Cat
"Glass Road," Wet Paint	Roads aren't made of glass.	Yvette Bristle
"Glitter Revenge," Jerome Soligny	Glitter can't take revenge on anyone.	Yvette Bristle
"Go Catch The Moon," Dave Howard	The moon can't be caught.	Yvette Bristle
"Go To Sleep Aching Heart," Joe Babcock	Hearts don't sleep.	Yvette Bristle
"God Gave Rock And Roll To You," Argent	I don't think so.	Opie M.
"God Is A DJ ," Pink	Pink obviously hasn't met too many dj's.	Peter
"God's Only Daughter," Melanie	God doesn't have just one daughter.	Kelly Tires
"Goin' Up The Country," Canned Heat	A country is not a vertical entity.	Gretchen Wieners
"Gold Dust Woman," Fleetwood Mac	Women are not made of or supply gold dust!	Christy McDaniel
"Gold Dust Woman," Fleetwood Mac	Women can't be made out of dust	ThatAwesomeGuy
"Golden Love," Midnight Youth	Love is an emotion and has no color.	Yvette Bristle
"Golden Slumbers," The Beatles	Slumber is a state, not a physical object.	Michael C
"Golden Teardrops," The Flamingos	Teardrops aren't golden.	Yvette Bristle
"Golden Years," David Bowie	A year is a distance of time. You can't see years.	ThatAwesomeGuy
"Gonna Build A Mountain," Sammy Davis Jr.	Sammy was NOT a God!	Peter
"Good Times Roll," The Cars	How does a time become good or even roll?	Peter
"Gotta Lotta Wolf In My Heart," Warren Evans	Hearts don't contain wolves.	Yvette Bristle
"Grand Theft Autumn," Fall Out Boy	How can you steal a season?	KALYPSO
"Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer," Elmo & Patsy	You can only be run over by a car. Not an Animal	Rich
"Graverobbers From Mars," Human Waste Project	No graverobbers come from Mars.	Stephanie Craddock
"Greased Lightnin'," John Travolta	Lightning can't be greased.	Yvette Bristle
"The Great Airplane Strike," Paul Revere & The Raiders	As a rule, pilots go on strike, not their aircraft	Peter
"Green Is Blue," The Birdland Quintet	Green is green and blue is blue.	Yvette Bristle
"Green Monkeys," The Parkays	Monkeys aren't green.	Yvette Bristle
"The Green Mosquito," The Tune Rockers	Mosquitoes aren't green.	Yvette Bristle
"Green River," Creendence Clearwater	And you thought the oil spill was bad	Rich
"Grey Cell Green," Neds Atomic Dustbin	A grey cell would be.... uh, grey!	Lynne O'Leahy-Cassid
"Greyhound Bound For Nowhere," Miranda Lambert	It's bound for somewhere, not nowhere.	Candy Welty
"Growing Younger," Michou	Aging can't be reversed.	Yvette Bristle
"Grown Men Don't Cry," Tim McGraw	Um, yes they do.	George Straitjacket
"Guess God Thinks I'm Abel," Oasis	No, Liam. Abel was in the Bible many years ago.	Peter
"Guess I'll Hang My Tears Out To Dry," Harry James	What kind of clothes line would you use?	George Straitjacket
"Guilty Heart," Julie London	Hearts can't experience guilt.	Yvette Bristle
"Guilty Tears," Johnny Dee	Tears can't experience guilt.	Yvette Bristle
"Guitar Heaven," Neil Diamond	There's no such place.	Heather Brockwell
"Guitar Tango," The Shadows	Musical instruments can't dance.	Yvette Bristle
"Guitars Of The Heart (Happy)," Syleena Johnson	Hearts don't contain musical instruments.	Yvette Bristle

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