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Can you think of a song title that describes something not literally possible.

For example: Oasis' "Live Forever" isn't really something that one can do.

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Entries Beginning with G

Song/PerformerCommentsSubmittor
"Garbage Can Ballet," The Electric JunkyardGarbage cans can't dance, either way you read it.Yvette Bristle
"Genie In A Bottle," Christina AguileraThere's no such thingNicole Marie
"Georgia in a Jug," Blake SheltonThat would have to a big jugPinmonkeyJunkie
"Germany In Love," AlphavilleCountries don't have emotionsMads
"Get Me To The World On Time," Electric PrunesWhy? When did/could you fall off?Peter
"Get Off Of My Cloud," The Rolling StonesHow can you get ON a cloud in the first place?ThatAwesomeGuy
"The Ghost In You," Psychedelic FursEven if this was possible, how could you tell?Peter
"Ghost Riders In The Sky," SpiderbiteHow can a ghost ride in anything? They're dead.ThatAwesomeGuy
"Ghostbusters," Ray Parker, Jr.Ghosts can't be bustedYvette Bristle
"Girl From Mars," AshThe Biker Mice live on Mars- not people!Biker Mouser
"Girl From Mars," AshNo Life On MarsKylock
"The Girl In My Heart," Larry Tamblyn With The StandellsHearts can't contain people.Yvette Bristle
"Girl in the Moon," DariusHow did she get in there?NK
"The Girl With San Francisco In Her Eyes," Benny TroyEyes can't contain cities.Yvette Bristle
"Girl With The Hungry Eyes," Jefferson StarshipEyes cannot be hungry.Rocky Rhodes
"Girls Are On Fire," Big BluePeople are rarely engulfed in flames.Yvette Bristle
"Give Me Back My Life," Papa RoachYou already have your life.Yvette Bristle
"Give Me The Night," George BensonUh, and how do you give a time of day to someone?Larcen Tyler
"Gives You Hell," All-American RejectsNo one can give you Hell.Yul Tide
"Glad All Over," The Dave Clark FiveGladness is an emotion, not a covering.Michael C
"Glad Rag Doll," Crazy OttoDolls don't have emotions.Yvette Bristle
"Glass in the Trees," Dead Poeticglass doesnt grow on treesKristin
"Glass Onion," The BeatlesOK, what the hell is a glass onion?!Rich
"Glass Onion," The BeatlesThat's one vegetable I wouldn't want to bite into!Cat
"Glass Road," Wet PaintRoads aren't made of glass.Yvette Bristle
"Glitter Revenge," Jerome SolignyGlitter can't take revenge on anyone.Yvette Bristle
"Go Catch The Moon," Dave HowardThe moon can't be caught.Yvette Bristle
"Go To Sleep Aching Heart," Joe BabcockHearts don't sleep.Yvette Bristle
"God Gave Rock And Roll To You," ArgentI don't think so.Opie M.
"God Is A DJ ," PinkPink obviously hasn't met too many dj's.Peter
"God's Only Daughter," MelanieGod doesn't have just one daughter.Kelly Tires
"Goin' Up The Country," Canned HeatA country is not a vertical entity.Gretchen Wieners
"Gold Dust Woman," Fleetwood MacWomen are not made of or supply gold dust!Christy McDaniel
"Gold Dust Woman," Fleetwood MacWomen can't be made out of dustThatAwesomeGuy
"Golden Love," Midnight YouthLove is an emotion and has no color.Yvette Bristle
"Golden Slumbers," The BeatlesSlumber is a state, not a physical object.Michael C
"Golden Teardrops," The FlamingosTeardrops aren't golden.Yvette Bristle
"Golden Years," David BowieA year is a distance of time. You can't see years.ThatAwesomeGuy
"Gonna Build A Mountain," Sammy Davis Jr.Sammy was NOT a God!Peter
"Good Times Roll," The Cars How does a time become good or even roll? Peter
"Gotta Lotta Wolf In My Heart," Warren EvansHearts don't contain wolves.Yvette Bristle
"Grand Theft Autumn," Fall Out BoyHow can you steal a season?KALYPSO
"Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer," Elmo & PatsyYou can only be run over by a car. Not an AnimalRich
"Graverobbers From Mars," Human Waste ProjectNo graverobbers come from Mars.Stephanie Craddock
"Greased Lightnin'," John TravoltaLightning can't be greased.Yvette Bristle
"The Great Airplane Strike," Paul Revere & The RaidersAs a rule, pilots go on strike, not their aircraftPeter
"Green Is Blue," The Birdland QuintetGreen is green and blue is blue.Yvette Bristle
"Green Monkeys," The ParkaysMonkeys aren't green.Yvette Bristle
"The Green Mosquito," The Tune RockersMosquitoes aren't green.Yvette Bristle
"Green River," Creendence ClearwaterAnd you thought the oil spill was badRich
"Grey Cell Green," Neds Atomic DustbinA grey cell would be.... uh, grey!Lynne O'Leahy-Cassid
"Greyhound Bound For Nowhere," Miranda LambertIt's bound for somewhere, not nowhere.Candy Welty
"Growing Younger," MichouAging can't be reversed.Yvette Bristle
"Grown Men Don't Cry," Tim McGrawUm, yes they do.George Straitjacket
"Guess God Thinks I'm Abel," OasisNo, Liam. Abel was in the Bible many years ago. Peter
"Guess I'll Hang My Tears Out To Dry," Harry JamesWhat kind of clothes line would you use?George Straitjacket
"Guilty Heart," Julie LondonHearts can't experience guilt.Yvette Bristle
"Guilty Tears," Johnny DeeTears can't experience guilt.Yvette Bristle
"Guitar Heaven," Neil DiamondThere's no such place.Heather Brockwell
"Guitar Tango," The ShadowsMusical instruments can't dance.Yvette Bristle
"Guitars Of The Heart (Happy)," Syleena JohnsonHearts don't contain musical instruments.Yvette Bristle

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