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Can you think of a song title that describes something not literally possible.

For example: Oasis' "Live Forever" isn't really something that one can do.

Entries Beginning with D

Song/Performer	Comments	Submittor
"Dance Forever," Allstar Weekend	The dancing must end sooner or later.	Yvette Bristle
"Dance Into The Light," Phil Collins	...And knock it over and ruin a good lamp!	Larcen Tyler
"Dance Me to the End Of Love," Leonard Cohen	Love does not have dimensions.	Susanna Viljanen
"Dance Right Into My Heart," The Voice Masters	Hearts can't be danced into.	Yvette Bristle
"Dance The Night Away," Van Halen	The night itself can't dance, no legs!	Peter
"Dancin' Away With My Heart," Lady Antebellum	Hearts don't dance.	Candy Welty
"Dancin' Romance," Bellamy Brothers	Romance doesn't dance.	Yvette Bristle
"Dancin' With My Mirror," Corey Hart	Mirrors do not dance.	Kara Oke
"Dancing In The Halls Of Love," Alessi	Love is an emotion and doesn't have halls.	Yvette Bristle
"Dancing Madly Backwards (On A Sea Of Air)," Captain Beyond	You can dance backwards, but not on air.	Kara Oke
"Dancing On The Ceiling," Lionel Richie	Sorry, gravity won't let you do that.	Wendy Torrance
"Dancing On The Sun," Admiral Twin	You'd be vaporized before you danced a step!	Heather Brockwell
"Dancing Tambourine," George Wright	Musical instruments don't dance.	Yvette Bristle
"Dancing Through Sunday," AFI	You Just Can't	Kristin
"Dancing Under A Latin Moon," Candi	The Moon has no ethnicity.	Candy Welty
"Dancing With A Memory," Jerry Sims	A memory is unable to dance.	Alyssa Jayne
"Dancing With Myself," Billy Idol	That's silly! You need a dance partner.	Christy McDaniel
"Dancing With The Moon," Balkan Beat Box	The Moon can't dance.	Candy Welty
"Dancing With The Mountains," John Denver	Mountains can't dance.	Yvette Bristle
"Danny Is A Mirror To Me," Bobby Goldsboro	People aren't mirrors.	Yvette Bristle
"Dark Side of the Sun," Tori Amos	Sun's a hot ball of gas emitting light everywhere.	crazydon
"A Date With Loneliness," Sandy Selsie	Loneliness is not a person.	Yvette Bristle
"Date With The Blues," Billy Williams	The blues are an emotion, not a person.	Yvette Bristle
"Daughter Of Darkness," Tom Jones	Darkness doesn't have children.	Yvette Bristle
"Daughter Of The Moon," Insomnium	Celestial bodies do not have children.	Mr. Critic
"The Day I Died," The Playmates	You can't sing if you're dead.	Candy Welty
"The Day I Tried To Live," Soundgarden	You can't take living out for a test drive.	Jess
"The Day My World Caved In," Jim Hill And Hill Country	The world doesn't cave in.	Yvette Bristle
"The Day That I Died," Good Charlotte	How could you be singing this if you're dead!?	Chowder
"The Day That I Died," Good Charlotte	Died is past tense	gcsriotgurl
"The Day That Never Comes," Metallica	all days come... at some point	maggot army
"The Day That Never Comes," Metallica	Even I get confused trying to understand..	Freakin Awesome Mahn
"The Day The Earth Caught Fire," City Boy	The Earth as a whole never underwent combustion.	Heather Brockwell
"The Day The Whole World Went Away," Nine Inch Nails	Who could be singing about it and from where?	Heather Brockwell
"Day Tripper," The Beatles	wait.... who can trip the day? is that possible	TBuck
"Day Without The Sun," Galaxy	The Sun always exists, even when hidden.	Yvette Bristle
"Days Of Wine And Roses," Andy Williams	Neither Wine nor Roses is a month or season, etc.	Wanda Ruppendown
"Dead Again," Type O Negative	No individual can die more than once.	Candy Welty
"Dead Man (Carry Me)," Jars Of Clay	Dead people can't carry anyone.	Yvette Bristle
"Dead Man Walkin'," Bruce Springsteen	Dead people can't walk.	Mr. Critic
"Dead Man's Curve," Jan & Dean	Dead men do not own shapes	Susanna Viljanen
"A Dead Man's Doubts," Antendex	Dead people can't doubt anything.	Yvette Bristle
"Dead Man's Party," Oingo Boingo	Unless this is a funeral...	Diddims
"The Dead Salute," Keith Cross & Peter Ross	The dead are incapable of moving.	Yvette Bristle
"The Dead Walk," The Acacia Strain	I don't think the dead can move around at all	Grillzforlife
"The Deader," Two Gallants	There is only one degree of death.	Yvette Bristle
"Deafening Silence," Machine Head	This title is an oxymoron.	Yvette Bristle
"Death Is Eager To Hold You," Young And In The Way	Death has no feelings and it can't hold anyone.	Yvette Bristle
"Death Of A Martian," Red Hot Chili Peppers	Do martians exist to be able to die?	Goldstein
"Death Of Seasons," AFI	Seasons dont die	Kristin
"Death On Two Legs," Queen	Seriously, unless it's the Grim Reaper...	Diddims
"Deep River Woman," Lionel Richie & Alabama	There's no such thing.	Christy McDaniel
"Deeper Than The Night," Olivia Newton-John	I don't think the night can be measured in depth.	Peter
"Defying Gravity," Wicked	With rocket boosters, sure	E
"Deora Ar Mo Chroí (Tears On My Heart)," Enya	How is that possible? Hearts can't weep	Diddims
"Deposit Your Love In The Bank of My Heart," The Ivy Leaguers	Love can't be deposited. Hearts don't have banks.	Yvette Bristle
"Desert of Lost Souls," Balance of Power		weird kid106
"Desert Rose," Sting	It would be hard to keep a rose growing there...	Felicia
"Destination Nowhere," Dorian	A destination is a definite place, not nowhere.	Yvette Bristle
"Detachable Penis," King Missile	I'd hate to forget where I left it!	Greg
"The Devil Came From Kansas," Procol Harum	I didn't know Topeka was that bad place!	Susanna Viljanen
"The Devil Went Down to Georgia," The Charlie Daniels Band	Uh, would'nt he go up?	PinmonkeyJunkie
"Devil With A Blue Dress On," Mitch Ryder & The Detroit Wheels	The devil cannot wear clothes.	Velveeta Kraft
"Devil's Haircut," Beck	The Devil doesn't even have hair.	Paul Bear
"Devoured By Fear," Mammoth Grinder	Fear is an emotion and can't devour anything.	Yvette Bristle
"Dial My Heart," The Boys	No heart has its own telephone.	Heather Brockwell
"Diamond Dogs," David Bowie	Dogs aren't made of diamonds	JD
"Diamond Girl," Seals & Crofts	Girls aren't made of diamond	Wendy Torrance
"Diamond Meadows," T-Rex	Meadows aren't made of diamonds.	Yvette Bristle
"Diamonds Are Girl's Best Friend," Marilyn Monroe	I would rather prefer another human being	Susanna Viljanen
"Didn't I (Blow Your Mind This Time)," The Delfonics	No, didn't feel an explosion there.	Peter
"Die Another Day," Madonna	People only have one day that they die.	Peter
"Died In Your Eyes," Kristina DeBarge	Couldn't fit there, to live OR die.	Melanie Bianca Green
"Dig A Pony," The Beatles	does this mean a pony is like dirt?	TBuck
"Dinosaurs Will Die," NOFX	Not in future tense -- done happened already.	Pam Tabor
"Dirt Road Anthem," Jason Aldean	Dirt roads cannot have their own anthem!	Christy McDaniel
"The Dirt Whispered," Rise Against	Ever seen dirt whispering?	Franka
"Dirty Beats," Royal House	Beats don't have dirt.	Yvette Bristle
"Disappearing Boy," Green Day	self explanatory	MollyPug101
"DJ with the Fire," Eiffel 65	Umm, wouldn't your "two turntables" burn down?	Eiffel65Fanatic
"Do You See My Love (For You Growing)," Junior Walker & The All-Stars	It's difficult to see or look at an emotion.	Peter
"Do You Think I'm Disco?," Steve Dahl & Teenage Radiation	No, I don't think you're a style of dance music.	Peter
"Dogs Are Talking," The Angels (Australian group)	Dogs don't talk. They bark.	Heather Brockwell
"Dogs Can Grow Beards All Over," The Devil Wears Prada	Dogs never grow beards; fur covers the entire body	Evan
"Domino Dancing," Pet Shop Boys	I've never seen dominos dance, no legs.	Peter
"Don't Cry For Me Argentina," Madonna	A country itself can't cry, only its people	Diddims
"Don't Fall Apart On Me Tonight," Bob Dylan	Does Bob cause people to break into smaller pieces	Peter
"Don't Forget To Remember," The Bee Gees	Ok, What?	Rich
"Don't Go Out Into The Rain (You're Going To Melt)," Herman's Hermits	Rain doesn't melt items, except huge acid rain.	Peter
"Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue," Crystal Gayle	You can't change your eye color!	crazydon
"Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue," Crystal Gayle	I thinks she means blue as in sad!	loz
"Don't Let Him Steal Your Heart Away," Phil Collins	Especially if he's a heart surgeon. LOL!	Peter
"Don't Let The Sun Catch You Crying," Gerry & The Pacemakers	Even if it could, would it care?	FussBudget
"Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me," Elton John	Sunset happens every day, everywhere.	Tommy
"Don't Let Your Left Hand Know," Joe Tex	Hands are incapable of knowing anything.	Yvette Bristle
"Don't Pull Your Love," Hamilton, Joe Frank & Reynolds	Love can't be pulled in the first place.	Yvette Bristle
"Don't Push The River," The Exies	Okay, I won't	Bob
"Don't Rain On My Parade," Barbra Streisand	A person cannot make it rain.	Max E. Padd
"The Door Is Still Open To My Heart," Dean Martin	Hearts don't have doors.	Peter
"Door Of Dreams," Perry Como	Doors aren't made of dreams.	Yvette Bristle
"Double Vision," Foreigner	Can you actually see double?	O.J. Chamberlain
"Down By The Lazy River," The Osmonds	A river cannot be lazy.	Max E. Padd
"Down The Aisle Of Love," The Concords	Love doesn't have aisles.	Yvette Bristle
"Down The Trail Of Achin' Hearts ," Patti Page	Where would this trail be exactly?	Peter
"Download The World," Twisted Reaction	You can't put the world on a computer.	Yvette Bristle
"Drag City," Jan & Dean	There is no city with this name.	Yvette Bristle
"Drag City," Jan & Dean	No city with that name	Susanna Viljanen
"Drag the Waters," Pantera	picking water up is already hard...	PrisonMind
"The Dragons' Flight Across The Waves," Amon Amarth	Dragons exist only in fiction.	Yvette Bristle
"Dreadlock Holiday," 10cc	Hairstyles cannot have vacations, only people can.	Susanna Viljanen
"A Dream Goes On Forever," Todd Rundgren	Dreams end.	Yvette Bristle
"Dream Me Home," Mac Davis	Dreaming can't bring a person home.	Yvette Bristle
"The Dream Never Dies," The Cooper Brothers	Dreams end sooner or later.	Yvette Bristle
"Dream Police," Cheap Trick	When did these police get into my head?	Peter
"Dream Street," Janet Jackson	Is this where the 'Dream Police' are?	Peter
"A Dreamer's Holiday," Buddy Clark	Never heard of that holiday, sounds restful though	Peter
"Dreaming a Reality," Senses Fail	How do you DREAM if you are dreaming REALITY???	Freakin Awesome Mahn
"The Dreaming Fields," Trisha Yearwood	Fields can't dream.	Andrea Greenleaf
"The Dreaming Moon," Magnetic Fields	The Moon can't dream.	Anita Grade
"Dreaming With Tears In My Eyes," Jimmie Rodgers	Self explanatory	Darren Elliott
"Dreams Are Ten A Penny," First Class	Dreams don't have monetary value.	Candy Welty
"Drinkin Bone," Tracy Byrd	Bones don't drink	PinmonkeyJunkie
"Drive-In Saturday," David Bowie	Days cannot be driven in	Susanna Viljanen
"Drop Kick Me Jesus Through The Goalposts Of Life," Bobby Bare	Life isn't a football game & Jesus isn't a kicker.	Fiona Pear
"Drops Of Jupiter," Train	Unlike Mercury, Jupiter is not a liquid	Matt
"Drowing Lessons," My Chemical Romance		Lizzie
"Drown In My Own Tears," Don Shirley	People can't drown in tears.	Candy Welty
"Drownin' My Sorrows," Connie Francis	Sorrows can't be drowned.	Yvette Bristle
"Drowning In The Sea Of Love," Joe Simon	I don't think Love is a body of water.	Peter
"Drowning Lessons," My Chemical Romance	You don't take lessons on that.	Gee
"A Drug Against War," KMFDM	No drug can fight war.	Francis A. Sissy
"Drummin' Up A Storm," Sandy Nelson	Weather systems aren't caused by drums.	Peter
"Dry The Rain," The Beta Band	Rain is wet, not dry.	Yvette Bristle
"Duet For 16," Johnny Dankworth	A duet, by definition, is for two, not for 16.	Yvette Bristle
"Duets For One," Elton John with Chris Difford	Very contradictory song title.	Peter
"Duke Of Earl," Gene Chandler	If he means Earl, NC, there are no dukes there.	Indy
"Duke of Earl," Gene Chandler	Earl is a rank of nobility, not a dukedom	Susanna Viljanen
"Dying To Be Alive," Hanson	Well, duh! One only gets DEAD by dying.	Noxzema Centauri
"A Dying Wish," Anathema		weird kid106

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