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Can you think of a song title that describes something not literally possible.
For example: Oasis' "Live Forever" isn't really something that one can do.
| Song/Performer | Comments | Submittor |
| "Dancing On The Ceiling," Lionel Richie | Sorry, gravity won't let you do that. | Wendy Torrance |
| "Dancing Through Sunday," AFI | You Just Can't | Kristin |
| "Dark Side of the Sun," Tori Amos | Sun's a hot ball of gas emitting light everywhere. | crazydon |
| "Daughter Of The Moon," Insomnium | Celestial bodies do not have children. | Mr. Critic |
| "The Day I Tried To Live," Soundgarden | You can't take living out for a test drive. | Jess |
| "The Day That I Died," Good Charlotte | Died is past tense | gcsriotgurl |
| "The Day That Never Comes," Metallica | all days come... at some point | maggot army |
| "The Day That Never Comes," Metallica | Even I get confused trying to understand.. | Freakin Awesome Mahn |
| "Day Tripper," The Beatles | wait.... who can trip the day? is that possible | TBuck |
| "Dead Man Walkin'," Bruce Springsteen | Dead men can't walk | rocky |
| "Dead Man's Party," Oingo Boingo | Unless this is a funeral... | Diddims |
| "The Dead Walk," The Acacia Strain | I don't think the dead can move around at all | Grillzforlife |
| "Death Of A Martian," Red Hot Chili Peppers | Do martians exist to be able to die? | Goldstein |
| "Death Of Seasons," AFI | Seasons dont die | Kristin |
| "Death On Two Legs," Queen | Seriously, unless it's the Grim Reaper... | Diddims |
| "Defying Gravity," Wicked | With rocket boosters, sure | E |
| "Deora Ar Mo Chroà (Tears On My Heart)," Enya | How is that possible? Hearts can't weep | Diddims |
| "Desert of Lost Souls," Balance of Power | weird kid106 | |
| "Desert Rose," Sting | It would be hard to keep a rose growing there... | Felicia |
| "Destiny Is Dead," Anathema | weird kid106 | |
| "Detachable Penis," King Missile | I'd hate to forget where I left it! | Greg |
| "The Devil Came From Kansas," Procol Harum | I didn't know Topeka was that bad place! | Susanna Viljanen |
| "The Devil Went Down to Georgia," The Charlie Daniels Band | Uh, would'nt he go up? | PinmonkeyJunkie |
| "Devil's Haircut," Beck | The Devil doesn't even have hair. | Paul Bear |
| "Diamond Dogs," David Bowie | Dogs aren't made of diamonds | JD |
| "Diamond Girl," Seals & Crofts | Girls aren't made of diamond | Wendy Torrance |
| "Diamonds Are Girl's Best Friend," Marilyn Monroe | I would rather prefer another human being | Susanna Viljanen |
| "Died In Your Eyes," Kristina DeBarge | Couldn't fit there, to live OR die. | Melanie Bianca Green |
| "Dig A Pony," The Beatles | does this mean a pony is like dirt? | TBuck |
| "Dinosaurs Will Die," NOFX | Not in future tense -- done happened already. | Pam Tabor |
| "The Dirt Whispered," Rise Against | Ever seen dirt whispering? | Franka |
| "Disappearing Boy," Green Day | self explanatory | MollyPug101 |
| "DJ with the Fire," Eiffel 65 | Umm, wouldn't your "two turntables" burn down? | Eiffel65Fanatic |
| "Don't Cry For Me Argentina," Madonna | A country itself can't cry, only its people | Diddims |
| "Don't Go Out Into The Rain (You're Going To Melt) ," Herman's Hermits | Rain doesn't melt items, except huge acid rain. | Peter |
| "Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue," Crystal Gayle | You can't change your eye color! | crazydon |
| "Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue," Crystal Gayle | I thinks she means blue as in sad! | loz |
| "Don't Let The Sun Catch You Crying," Gerry & The Pacemakers | Even if it could, would it care? | FussBudget |
| "Don't Push The River," The Exies | Okay, I won't | Bob |
| "The Door Is Still Open To My Heart," Dean Martin | Hearts don't have doors. | Peter |
| "Double Vision," Foreigner | Can you actually see double? | O.J. Chamberlain |
| "Drag the Waters," Pantera | picking water up is already hard... | PrisonMind |
| "Dreaming a Reality," Senses Fail | How do you DREAM if you are dreaming REALITY??? | Freakin Awesome Mahn |
| "The Dreaming Fields," Trisha Yearwood | Fields can't dream. | Andrea Greenleaf |
| "Dreaming With Tears In My Eyes," Jimmie Rodgers | Self explanatory | Darren Elliott |
| "Drinkin Bone," Tracy Byrd | Bones don't drink | PinmonkeyJunkie |
| "Drive-In Saturday," David Bowie | Days cannot be driven in | Susanna Viljanen |
| "Drops Of Jupiter," Train | Unlike Mercury, Jupiter is not a liquid | Matt |
| "Drowing Lessons," My Chemical Romance | Lizzie | |
| "Drowning Lessons," My Chemical Romance | You don't take lessons on that. | Gee |
| "Dying To Be Alive," Hanson | Well, duh! One only gets DEAD by dying. | Noxzema Centauri |
| "A Dying Wish," Anathema | weird kid106 |
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