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Music Quotes:
Done? What's that mean anyway? When is a song 'done'? - Lars Ulrich Submitted by: LucidLupin
| Doing things the way you see it, going by your own heart and soul, that is pure artistic integrity. Whatever the hair is six or sixty inches long, the eyes have make-up or not, the riffs are in 'E' or 'F' sharp, the amps are Marshall or not, all those things don't matter if you are doing it for the right reason, which to me means doing it for yourself! - Lars Ulrich One of my few shortcomings is that I can't predict the future. - Lars Ulrich They paint fucking white lines in the middle of the road and the cops tell you you can't drive there, but they don't do anything to prevent you like puting nails in the road. - Lars Ulrich The 'not-giving-a-fuck' meter is as far into the red-zone as ever before. - Lars Ulrich Life is like a permanent limp dick, with an occassional blow job. [When told by Phil that life is like a permanent cloudy day, with an occassional sunshine] Submitted by: LucidLupin
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Band Name Origins:
- There was a music magazine called "Metallica". Lars just liked the name, and that's where they got it. Source: "VH1-Behind The Music: Metallica". Submitted by: Neto
- It's a combination of the band's favorite things: Metal and Liquor. Hence, Metallica! Submitted by: Mike
Why the Name is Stupid:
- Would you call a rap group "The Rappers"? Or a new wave band "The New Wave"? If they hadn't set the standard for heavy metal as we know it, it just would've been a big joke. Submitted by: tinyhak
Vain Songs:
Song Name | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Metallica's Whiplash" | .. We never stop we never quit, cuz were Metallica" - captain fart |
Song Titles Not Used as Lyrics:
Song Name | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Enter Sandman" | Sleep with one eye open./ Gripping your pillow tight./ Exit light./ Enter night./ Take my hand./ We're off to never-neverland. - Brian Kelly |
| "No Leaf Clover" | "When It Comes To Be" or "Freight Train" would have been better titles, but who's going to argue with these guys? (From the group's S & M live album.) - hardrock |
New Band Names:
New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
| Generica | Winters | |
| Sell-outica | It is better because Metallica are TOTAL sell-outs! They should have changed their name when they decided to screw all their old fans and chase after dollars. This would have been the perfect name. | Charan Pagan |
| Sellout-tallica | They sold our. You shouldn't hear them on the same radio station that you hear The Backstreet Boys. | Greg |
| Sell Outtica | It is what they did | slayor |
| Angelica | Well it bring's em' down a bit, don't it now? | FELIX* |
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Better Names for Current Songs:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "seven hundred thousand nine hundred fifty two" | "one" | tyler tragedy |
| "Master of Crumpets" | "Master of Puppets" | Kaylie L |
| "Master of Muppets" | "Master of Puppets" | Kaylie L |
| "Hollower Than Thou " | "Holier Than Thou" | Darkren |
| "No Divorce" | "No Remorse" | MarLon |
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Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "Ride The Lightning," | Even if u could, u wouldn't want to. | Ricki Kirby |
| "St. Anger," | No such (known) saint existed... | Ricki Kirby |
| "No Leaf Clover," | That would be a stem. | Ricki Kirby |
| "King Nothing," | There's no king named Nothing | Ricki Kirby |
| "Enter Sandman," | There no such thing as a Sandman | Ricki Kirby |
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Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | Comments & Submittor Name |
| "Dying in your arms" | "Sad but true," Metallica | too bad you're dying - MJ |
| "The roof is on fire" | "Sad but true," Metallica | Martsu |
| "Enter Sandman" | "Harvester Of Sorrow," Metallica | 'Escape' from Metallica would go next. - SO(A)D (H)EAD |
| "Don't Fear The Reaper" | "Die, Die, My Darling," Metallica | It's better beyond. - SO(A)D (H)EAD |
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Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"The God That Filed" originally "The God That Failed"
Rachel Stedman
"The God That Ailed" originally "The God That Failed"
Rachel Stedman
"The God Hat Failed" originally "The God That Failed"
God never wanted to wear a hat.
Natasha Bly
"Rid The Lightning" originally "Ride The Lightning"
hardrock
"Ride the Lighting" originally "Ride the Lightning"
That's gotta hurt (and kill you when you break it)
Strange Behavior
There are additional Metallica song titles with a letter removed available.
Add a Letter To a Song Title:
"The God That Flailed" originally "The God That Failed"
He finally had it with the human race.
Eac Zeffron
"The Good That Failed" originally "The God That Failed"
Darkren
"Trapped Under Lice" originally "Trapped Under Ice"
Gross!
Peter
"Trapped Under Rice" originally "Trapped Under Ice"
Darkren
"The Waist" originally "The Wait"
Shelley Potts
There are additional Metallica song titles with a letter added available.
Change a Letter In a Song Title:
"Tramped Under Ice" originally "Trapped Under Ice"
Roy R. Pryor
"Trapper Under Ice" originally "Trapped Under Ice"
Roy R. Pryor
"Trapped Under Ire" originally "Trapped Under Ice"
Roy R. Pryor
"Tripped Under Ice" originally "Trapped Under Ice"
Roy R. Pryor
"Trapped Under Ace" originally "Trapped Under Ice"
Roy R. Pryor
There are additional Metallica song titles with a letter changed available.
Song Parody Recordings:
Just A quick recording I made, using lyrics by White Mystery, http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/metallica20.shtml
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My heart will go on...an interstate killing spree. Hey, kids, listen for this song on the Dr. Demento show Feb 12. - Robert Lund
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Song Parodies:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Nothing Else Matters" | "I'm A Real Pervert" | Joel Martinez |
| "Fuel" | "Mule" | Dennis |
| "One" | "What?" | Abesboy7 |
| "For Whom The Bell Tolls" | "For Whom The Smell Tolls" | Harry |
| "Nothing Else Matter" | "Do We Ever Matter" | MColl |
| "One" | "One Child In A 3rd World Country Dies Each Minute" | Erchibald |
| "Enter Sandman" | "Off We Go To Candyland!" | Agrimorfee |
| "Enter Sandman" | "Enter Santa" | Sour Kreme |
| "Master Of Puppets" | "Master Of Puppies " | Yoidy |
| "Mercyful Fate" | "School Skipping Fate" | Tokusou Sentai Blessranger |
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Untapped Commercial Ideas:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| Enter Sandman | Amstel Light | megan |
| Fuel | Car Engines | Andrew Darwitan |
| Master Of Puppets | Documentary on Gerry Anderson | pickle* |
| Sad But True | National Network News | rocky |
| Unforgiven | Divorce Lawyers | Garrett |
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Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Anesthesia | Open Heart Surgery | Strange Behavior |
| Kill Em' All | Mortal Kombat Game Series or other violent games | Strange Behavior |
| Holier Than Thou | The Vatican | Peter |
| Leper Messiah | Christian Chat Hotline | Masta_Fry_Guy |
| Whiskey In The Jar | Alcoholics Anonymous Hotline | Bob |
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Duets Not Yet Performed:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Abracadabra Steve Miller Band | I Disappear Metallica | Abracadabra! I Disappear | Rocky Balboa Constrictor |
| Beat It Michael Jackson | King Nothing Metallica | Beat It, King Nothing! | hybrid |
| Dirty Little Secrets All American Rejects | Master of Puppets Metallica | Dirty Little Puppets Those dirty little puppets.... dirty like always | George Hatfield |
| Come To My Window Melissa Etheridge | Dirty Window Metallica | Come To My Dirty Window ...and clean it for me please. | Blue Ant |
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If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be :
Sinatrallica
Frank Sinatra combined with Metallica
A swing metal band.
Submitted By: raddog20002002
Genetallica
Genesis combined with Metallica
Sounds like a new pop metal group!!!!
Submitted By: raddog20002002
Rare Earth Metallica
Rare Earth combined with Metallica
Submitted By: Raphael
Metabbatha
Metallica combined with Black Sabbath
Submitted By: tuck
There are additional Metallica Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.
Misheard Lyrics:
"Fuel"
Misheard Lyrics: Gimme fuel gimme fire
gimme dabajawazaa. Original Lyrics: Gimme fuel, gimme fire
Gimme that which I desire. | "Struggle Within"
Misheard Lyrics: You steal your own copy
Original Lyrics: You seal your own coffin
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"Battery"
Misheard Lyrics: Mantaray, man-ta-ray
Original Lyrics: Battery, batt-er-y
| "Fuel"
Misheard Lyrics: Gimme two
Gimme five Gimme double genocide. Original Lyrics: Gimme fuel
Gimme fire Gimme that which I desire. |
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Misheard Lyrics Story:
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"Sad But True"
Misheard Lyrics: Sad butt troll
Original Lyrics: Sad, but true.
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Wendy A friend of mine insisted that they were saying "Sad butt troll". She would even argue about it until she was finally proven wrong. It's still fun to mess with her about it. |
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Song Parody Fragments:
"Turn The Page"
Better Lyrics:
Here I am, on the road again
There I am, up on the stage
There I go, playing guitar again
There I go...Jimmy Page
There I am, up on the stage
There I go, playing guitar again
There I go...Jimmy Page
Original Lyrics:
Here I am, on the road again
Here I am, up on the stage
Here I go, playing the star again
There I go, turn the page
Here I am, up on the stage
Here I go, playing the star again
There I go, turn the page
Submitted by: Cynthia Mountain
"Seek And Destroy"
Better Lyrics:
Chicken
Chicken destroy!
Chicken destroy!
Original Lyrics:
Searching
Seek and destroy!
Seek and destroy!
Submitted by: Pesh
"Master Of Puppets"
Better Lyrics:
Master of chickens, I'm pulling your wings!
Original Lyrics:
Master of puppets, I'm pulling your strings!
Submitted by: Spooty Sam & Jay
Funny Lyrics:
"Enter Sandman"
The Funny Lyrics: Take my hand,
we're off to never-never land Why They're Funny: It sounds soo resembling to michael Jackson
Submitted by: James Robertson
| "Wherever I May Roam"
The Funny Lyrics: I am stripped of all but pride
Why They're Funny: When I heard it I thought he said 'I am stripped of all butt pride' and wondered why losing pride in his butt really fit into this song.
Submitted by: KM
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Repetitive Lyrics:
"Harvester of Sorrow"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Harvester of sorrow (x10)
Why They're Repetitive: 'Harvester of Sorrow' is repeated a bunch of times at the end of the song.
Submitted by: Face Smasher
| "All Within My Hands"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Kill kill kill kill, kill (x8)
Why They're Repetitive: Saying 'Kill' 40 some times in a row is overkill and repetitive.
Submitted by: Red Ant
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Insincere Lyrics:
"One"
The Insincere Lyrics: Land mine has taken my sight,
taken my speech, taken my hearing.... Why They're Insincere: Although at first it may sound as though 'how can that be when he's singing the song?' but the history behind this song is that it's taken from a book where the character actually did step on a landmine and lose all those things and more, so in fact, it's not all that insincere
Submitted by: Leah
| "One"
The Insincere Lyrics: Land mine has taken my sight,
taken my speech, taken my hearing... Why They're Insincere: I know It's supposed to represent what the person is thinking, but someone who doesn't understand that will probably say, 'Hey, if you've lost your speech, how are you singing this song?' and sooner or later I fugured someone was going to put this lyric up here...
Submitted by: wadded beef
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Insulting Lyrics:
"Die, Die, My Darling"
The Insulting Lyrics: Die, die, die, my darling.
Don't utter a single word. Die, die, die, my darling. Just shut your pretty mouth. I'll be seeing you again. I'll be seeing you in Hell. Why They're Insulting: This guy is singing a song that's basically telling a woman to die. It isn't just insulting. It's sick.
Submitted by: Anonymous
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Inappropriate Lyrics:
"So What"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: I've even sucked an old man's cock!
Why They're Inappropriate: It's just so nasty to sing those lyrics man! And 2 it's just not a song you'll wanna play out loud.
Submitted by: Jesse
| "The Four Horsemen"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: Pestilence For what you have had to endure
And what you have put others through Why They're Inappropriate: Someone commented: 'In this case the writer has mistaken pestilence (a usually fatal epidemic) for petulence (a bad temper or peevishness) you can't put others through pestilence... it's a disease.' Actually, it IS a reference to 'pestilence'. The pestilence (or the disease) is the effect (or punishment that is endured) for the cause: what has been done to others. The song isn't saying that the recipient of the pestilence has put others through pestilence, but that he is receiving pestilence because of what he's put others through.
Submitted by: Vincent
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Band Name Pronunciation:
"met-tal-lica
Submitted by: MonKY
Songs That Open With Their Titles:
"Fuel"
Opening Lines: Gimme fuel! Gimme fire! Gimme that which I desire!
Comments: Submitted by: Brian Kelly
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Made Up Words in Songs:
"Damage Inc"
The Made Up Words: Don't f*** with Razorback.
Comments: Is that supposed to be like a wrestler or something?
Submitted by: Who Cares Who I Am?
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Boasts in Song Lyrics:
"Better Than You"
The Boasting Lyrics: Cause I'm better than you better than you
Comments: well, just look at the lyrics, I would say that is a lot of boasting there
Submitted by: ty
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Songs That Are Banned:
"Turn The Page"
They banned this video because it showed a stripper stripping.
Submitted by: Giamevil
Song Title Acrostics:
MOP: "Master Of Puppets"
Submitted by: Emit Remmus
Song Title Spoonerisms:
"Pastor Of Muppets" originally "Master Of Puppets"
Submitted by: Jane Farnsworth
