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Metalica, Metallica (After Thin Lizzy et al)Music Quotes:
Done? What's that mean anyway? When is a song 'done'? - Lars Ulrich Submitted by: LucidLupin
| Doing things the way you see it, going by your own heart and soul, that is pure artistic integrity. Whatever the hair is six or sixty inches long, the eyes have make-up or not, the riffs are in 'E' or 'F' sharp, the amps are Marshall or not, all those things don't matter if you are doing it for the right reason, which to me means doing it for yourself! - Lars Ulrich One of my few shortcomings is that I can't predict the future. - Lars Ulrich They paint fucking white lines in the middle of the road and the cops tell you you can't drive there, but they don't do anything to prevent you like puting nails in the road. - Lars Ulrich The 'not-giving-a-fuck' meter is as far into the red-zone as ever before. - Lars Ulrich Life is like a permanent limp dick, with an occassional blow job. [When told by Phil that life is like a permanent cloudy day, with an occassional sunshine] Submitted by: LucidLupin
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Band Name Origins:
- There was a music magazine called "Metallica". Lars just liked the name, and that's where they got it. Source: "VH1-Behind The Music: Metallica". Submitted by: Neto
- It's a combination of the band's favorite things: Metal and Liquor. Hence, Metallica! Submitted by: Mike
Why the Name is Stupid:
- Would you call a rap group "The Rappers"? Or a new wave band "The New Wave"? If they hadn't set the standard for heavy metal as we know it, it just would've been a big joke. Submitted by: tinyhak
Performer Nick Names:
Known informally as: Alcaholica. Submitted by: mikopath
Known informally as: Alcaholica. Submitted by: mikopath
Vain Songs:
Song Name | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Metallica's Whiplash" | .. We never stop we never quit, cuz were Metallica - captain fart |
Song Titles Not Used as Lyrics:
Song Name | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Ride The Lightning" | "Flash before my eyes/Now it's time to die/Burning in my brain/I can feel the flame" How odd that an album's TITLE TRACK doesn't mention its name anywhere in the lyrics. - Jonathan S. |
| "Enter Sandman" | Sleep with one eye open./ Gripping your pillow tight./ Exit light./ Enter night./ Take my hand./ We're off to never-neverland. - Brian Kelly |
| "No Leaf Clover" | "When It Comes To Be" or "Freight Train" would have been better titles, but who's going to argue with these guys? (From the group's S & M live album.) - hardrock |
New Band Names:
New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
| Generica | Because their music seems so generic now! | Winters |
| Sellout-tallica | They sold our. You shouldn't hear them on the same radio station that you hear The Backstreet Boys. | Greg |
| Sell Outtica | It is what they did | slayor |
| Shinyica | A silly new name for a silly old band | DarkJon64 |
| Retireda | Sold out to top 40. Used to be cutting edge, but now appearing on an elevator near you. | P.H. |
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Better Names for Current Songs:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "The Gay That Never Cums" | "The Day That Never Comes" | Niki |
| "seven hundred thousand nine hundred fifty two" | "one" | tyler tragedy |
| "Master of Crumpets" | "Master of Puppets" | Kaylie L |
| "Master of Muppets" | "Master of Puppets" | Kaylie L |
| "Hollower Than Thou " | "Holier Than Thou" | Darkren |
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Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "I Disappear," | James Hetfield is still here, isn't he? | Ricki Kirby |
| "The Day That Never Comes," | all days come... at some point | Ricki Kirby |
| "King Nothing," | There's no king named Nothing | Ricki Kirby |
| "The Unnamed Feeling," | And that would be called? | Ricki Kirby |
| "Ride The Lightning," | Even if u could, u wouldn't want to. | Ricki Kirby |
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Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | Comments & Submittor Name |
| "Is She Really Going Out With Him?" | "Sad, But True," Metallica | I'm surprised that I'm the only one who thought of - MelMouse |
| "Where Are You Going?" | "Wherever I May Roam," Metallica | Brian Kelly |
| "Dying in your arms" | "Sad but true," Metallica | too bad you're dying - MJ |
| "The roof is on fire" | "Sad but true," Metallica | Martsu |
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Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"Don't Read On Me" originally "Don't Tread On Me"
Condoleezza Rice Pilaf
"No Leaf Lover" originally "No Leaf Clover"
Josh
"No Leaf Cover" originally "No Leaf Clover"
Josh
"Batter" originally "Battery"
King Andrew
"Rapped Under Ice" originally "Trapped Under Ice"
Roy R. Pryor
There are additional Metallica song titles with a letter removed available.
Add a Letter To a Song Title:
"Shoot Men Again" originally "Shoot Me Again"
Whatever you want to call me
"Mental Militia" originally "Metal Militia"
Their minds are their weapons.
Joe Cocker Spaniel
"To Live Is To Dive" originally "To Live Is To Die"
Jim
"To Live Is To Dine" originally "To Live Is To Die"
Jim
"Am I Devil" originally "Am I Evil"
Raggedy Anne Of Green Gables
There are additional Metallica song titles with a letter added available.
Change a Letter In a Song Title:
"Onion" originally "Orion"
Josh
"The Watt" originally "The Wait"
Watt, that unit of power (electric or other).
Regina Haniger
"Trapped Under Ike" originally "Trapped Under Ice"
Candace Mercer
"Trapper Under Ice" originally "Trapped Under Ice"
Penelope Beckinsale
"Crapped Under Ice" originally "Trapped Under Ice"
Editors note: Please DO NOT use capital I's for Ls
Penelope Beckinsale
There are additional Metallica song titles with a letter changed available.
Song Parody Recordings:
A killer sandwich tries to eat me... Uh-Oh!!!
www.badave.com: (White Bread, Light on the Mayo)
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Just A quick recording I made, using lyrics by White Mystery, http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/metallica20.shtml
MegaUpload: (MP3)
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My heart will go on...an interstate killing spree. Hey, kids, listen for this song on the Dr. Demento show Feb 12. - Robert Lund
Spaff.com: (MP3)
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Song Parodies:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Enter Sandman" | "Enter The Kidnappers" | Konner Wilson |
| "Ain't My B@#$%" | "I'm Gettin' Sick" | Tokusou Sentai Blessranger |
| "The Unforgiven" | "Sacrificed" | dennis |
| "Little Boy You're Going to Hell (South Park)" | "Big Ol' Tree I'm Cutting You Down" | Below Average Dave |
| "Sad But True" | "Channel Two" | Rex Ungericht |
| "Enter Sandman" | "Enter Peter" | Below Average Dave |
| "Enter Sandman" | "Enter Sandwich" | Matthias |
| "Master of Puppets" | "Master of Sucking" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
| "Master of Puppets" | "Fatter From Suppers" | zvoidx |
| "The Memory Remains" | "Metallica Remains" | Ned Riley |
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Untapped Commercial Ideas:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| Enter Sandman | Amstel Light | megan |
| Fuel | Car Engines | Andrew Darwitan |
| Master Of Puppets | Documentary on Gerry Anderson | pickle* |
| Sad But True | National Network News | rocky |
| Unforgiven | Divorce Lawyers | Garrett |
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Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Anesthesia | Open Heart Surgery | Strange Behavior |
| Kill Em' All | Mortal Kombat Game Series or other violent games | Strange Behavior |
| Holier Than Thou | The Vatican | Peter |
| Leper Messiah | Christian Chat Hotline | Masta_Fry_Guy |
| Whiskey In The Jar | Alcoholics Anonymous Hotline | Bob |
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Duets Not Yet Performed:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Beautiful Day U2 | The Day That Never Comes Metallica | The Beautiful Day That Never Comes | Stone Cold Crazio |
| Jesus Doesn't Want Me For A Sunbeam Nirvana | Breadfan Metallica | Jesus Doesn't Want Me For A Sunbeam Breadfan | Josh |
| Ballad of Big Nothing Elliot Smith | King Nothing Metallica | Ballad of Big King Nothing | Josh |
| Abracadabra Steve Miller Band | I Disappear Metallica | Abracadabra! I Disappear | Rocky Balboa Constrictor |
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If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be :
Nirvanica
Nirvana combined with Metallica
Submitted By: Abesboy7
Disturbica
Disturbed combined with Metallica
Submitted By: Alex
Sinatrallica
Frank Sinatra combined with Metallica
A swing metal band.
Submitted By: raddog20002002
Genetallica
Genesis combined with Metallica
Sounds like a new pop metal group!!!!
Submitted By: raddog20002002
There are additional Metallica Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.
Misheard Lyrics:
"I Disappear"
Misheard Lyrics: Dale Winton, Dale Winton down that road
Original Lyrics: And I went, then I went on down that road
| "...And Justice For All"
Misheard Lyrics: The ultimate manatee
Original Lyrics: The ultimate in vanity
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"One"
Misheard Lyrics: For my breakfast I wish for death
Original Lyrics: Hold my breath as I wish for death.
| "Master Of Puppets"
Misheard Lyrics: Playing Monopoly, debt through misery
Original Lyrics: Pain monopoly, ritual misery.
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Misheard Lyrics Story:
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"Sad But True"
Misheard Lyrics: Sad butt troll
Original Lyrics: Sad, but true.
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Wendy A friend of mine insisted that they were saying "Sad butt troll". She would even argue about it until she was finally proven wrong. It's still fun to mess with her about it. |
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Song Parody Fragments:
"Turn The Page"
Better Lyrics:
Here I am, on the road again
There I am, up on the stage
There I go, playing guitar again
There I go...Jimmy Page
There I am, up on the stage
There I go, playing guitar again
There I go...Jimmy Page
Original Lyrics:
Here I am, on the road again
Here I am, up on the stage
Here I go, playing the star again
There I go, turn the page
Here I am, up on the stage
Here I go, playing the star again
There I go, turn the page
Submitted by: Cynthia Mountain
"Seek And Destroy"
Better Lyrics:
Chicken
Chicken destroy!
Chicken destroy!
Original Lyrics:
Searching
Seek and destroy!
Seek and destroy!
Submitted by: Pesh
"Master Of Puppets"
Better Lyrics:
Master of chickens, I'm pulling your wings!
Original Lyrics:
Master of puppets, I'm pulling your strings!
Submitted by: Spooty Sam & Jay
Funny Lyrics:
"Shoot Me Again"
The Funny Lyrics: Shoot me again. I ain't dead yet.
Why They're Funny: It just sounds really funny.
Submitted by: Creedjaya
| "My World"
The Funny Lyrics: Not only do I not know the answer. I don't even know what the question is!
Why They're Funny: I just think it's really funny that he says "not only do I not know the answer," very softly and then he suddenly screams out "i don't even know what the question is!"
Submitted by: Creedjaya
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Repetitive Lyrics:
"Harvester of Sorrow"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Harvester of sorrow (x10)
Why They're Repetitive: 'Harvester of Sorrow' is repeated a bunch of times at the end of the song.
Submitted by: Face Smasher
| "All Within My Hands"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Kill kill kill kill, kill (x8)
Why They're Repetitive: Saying 'Kill' 40 some times in a row is overkill and repetitive.
Submitted by: Red Ant
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Nonsensical Lyrics:
"Fade To Black"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: Emptiness is filling me to the point of agony
Why They're Nonsensical: How can emptiness fill you when emptiness is nothing?
Submitted by: Linkin Fart
| "One"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: Landmine has taken my sight
Taken my speech, taken my hearing Why They're Nonsensical: If the landmine has taken his speech, how can he be singing?
Submitted by: Joshua Truax
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Insincere Lyrics:
"One"
The Insincere Lyrics: Land mine has taken my sight,
taken my speech, taken my hearing.... Why They're Insincere: Although at first it may sound as though 'how can that be when he's singing the song?' but the history behind this song is that it's taken from a book where the character actually did step on a landmine and lose all those things and more, so in fact, it's not all that insincere
Submitted by: Leah
| "One"
The Insincere Lyrics: Land mine has taken my sight,
taken my speech, taken my hearing... Why They're Insincere: I know It's supposed to represent what the person is thinking, but someone who doesn't understand that will probably say, 'Hey, if you've lost your speech, how are you singing this song?' and sooner or later I fugured someone was going to put this lyric up here...
Submitted by: wadded beef
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Insulting Lyrics:
"Last Caress/Green Hell"
The Insulting Lyrics: I got something to say
I killed your baby today and it Doesn't matter much to me As long as it's dead Why They're Insulting: Strangers don't kill babies.
Submitted by: Mickey D.
| "Die, Die, My Darling"
The Insulting Lyrics: Die, die, die, my darling.
Don't utter a single word. Die, die, die, my darling. Just shut your pretty mouth. I'll be seeing you again. I'll be seeing you in Hell. Why They're Insulting: This guy is singing a song that's basically telling a woman to die. It isn't just insulting. It's sick.
Submitted by: Anonymous
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Inappropriate Lyrics:
"So What"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: I've even sucked an old man's cock!
Why They're Inappropriate: It's just so nasty to sing those lyrics man! And 2 it's just not a song you'll wanna play out loud.
Submitted by: Jesse
| "The Four Horsemen"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: Pestilence For what you have had to endure
And what you have put others through Why They're Inappropriate: Someone commented: 'In this case the writer has mistaken pestilence (a usually fatal epidemic) for petulence (a bad temper or peevishness) you can't put others through pestilence... it's a disease.' Actually, it IS a reference to 'pestilence'. The pestilence (or the disease) is the effect (or punishment that is endured) for the cause: what has been done to others. The song isn't saying that the recipient of the pestilence has put others through pestilence, but that he is receiving pestilence because of what he's put others through.
Submitted by: Vincent
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Dirty Lyrics:
"Until It Sleeps"
The Dirty Lyrics: So tear me open, pull me out.
There's things inside that scream and shout. Why They're Dirty: I'm not sure if they were meant to be dirty, but it does kind of seem dirty when you think about it.
Submitted by: Creedjaya
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Band Name Pronunciation:
"met-tal-lica
Submitted by: MonKY
Songs That Open With Their Titles:
"Don't Tread On Me"
Opening Lines: Don't tread on me.
Comments: Submitted by: Jessica
| "Fuel"
Opening Lines: Gimme fuel! Gimme fire! Gimme that which I desire!
Comments: Submitted by: Brian Kelly
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Made Up Words in Songs:
"Damage Inc"
The Made Up Words: Don't f*** with Razorback.
Comments: Is that supposed to be like a wrestler or something?
Submitted by: Who Cares Who I Am?
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Boasts in Song Lyrics:
"Better Than You"
The Boasting Lyrics: Cause I'm better than you better than you
Comments: well, just look at the lyrics, I would say that is a lot of boasting there
Submitted by: ty
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Song Title Space Change:
"Trap Ped Under Ice" originally "Trapped Under Ice"
"Ped" as in "pedestrian."
Submitted by: Jonathan S.
"And Just Ice For All" originally "And Justice For All"
Submitted by: Hardrock
Songs That Are Banned:
"Turn The Page"
They banned this video because it showed a stripper stripping.
Submitted by: Giamevil
Super Long Pop Songs:
"All Nightmare Long" Length: 7:58
Submitted by: DJ Blaze
"The Day That Never Comes" Length: 7:56
Submitted by: Jessiicah
"Fade to Black" Length: 6:53
Submitted by: jdizzy
Super Short Pop Songs:
"Whiplash" Length: 4:06
It is one of Metallica's shortest songs.
Submitted by: Travis
"Motorbreath" Length: 3:03
Submitted by: Travis
Song Title Acrostics:
MOP: "Master Of Puppets"
Submitted by: Emit Remmus
Song Title Spoonerisms:
"Fed Bran" originally "Breadfan"
Submitted by: Josh
"Sad Bead" originally "Bad Seed"
Submitted by: Josh
"Pastor Of Muppets" originally "Master Of Puppets"
Submitted by: Jane Farnsworth
Names as a Word Bank:
Met A Lilac Submitted by: hamp
Well that's not very metal at all.
What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):
"Being The Best Thrash Metal Band"
It true they are the best lol
Submitted by: George Acuna
Products Bands Should Endorse Based on Their Name:
Blacksmith
Uhhhh..... must i explain?
Submitted by: You dont wanna know.
Movies Named After Song Titles:
"Eye Of The Beholder"
1999 film w/ Ewan McGregor and Ashley Judd
Submitted by: Penelope Beckinsale
