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Music Quotes:

Done? What's that mean anyway? When is a song 'done'?
- Lars Ulrich

Submitted by: LucidLupin
Doing things the way you see it, going by your own heart and soul, that is pure artistic integrity. Whatever the hair is six or sixty inches long, the eyes have make-up or not, the riffs are in 'E' or 'F' sharp, the amps are Marshall or not, all those things don't matter if you are doing it for the right reason, which to me means doing it for yourself!
- Lars Ulrich

One of my few shortcomings is that I can't predict the future.
- Lars Ulrich

They paint fucking white lines in the middle of the road and the cops tell you you can't drive there, but they don't do anything to prevent you like puting nails in the road.
- Lars Ulrich

The 'not-giving-a-fuck' meter is as far into the red-zone as ever before.
- Lars Ulrich

Life is like a permanent limp dick, with an occassional blow job. [When told by Phil that life is like a permanent cloudy day, with an occassional sunshine]

Submitted by: LucidLupin
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Band Name Origins:

  • There was a music magazine called "Metallica". Lars just liked the name, and that's where they got it. Source: "VH1-Behind The Music: Metallica". Submitted by: Neto
  • It's a combination of the band's favorite things: Metal and Liquor. Hence, Metallica! Submitted by: Mike

Why the Name is Stupid:

  • Would you call a rap group "The Rappers"? Or a new wave band "The New Wave"? If they hadn't set the standard for heavy metal as we know it, it just would've been a big joke. Submitted by: tinyhak

Vain Songs:

Song Name
Comments & Submitter Name
"Metallica's Whiplash".. We never stop we never quit, cuz were Metallica" - captain fart

Song Titles Not Used as Lyrics:

Song Name
Comments & Submitter Name
"Enter Sandman"Sleep with one eye open./ Gripping your pillow tight./ Exit light./ Enter night./ Take my hand./ We're off to never-neverland. - Brian Kelly
"No Leaf Clover""When It Comes To Be" or "Freight Train" would have been better titles, but who's going to argue with these guys? (From the group's S & M live album.) - hardrock

New Band Names:

New Name
Why It's Better
Submitter Name
GenericaWinters
Sell-outicaIt is better because Metallica are TOTAL sell-outs! They should have changed their name when they decided to screw all their old fans and chase after dollars. This would have been the perfect name.Charan Pagan
Sellout-tallicaThey sold our. You shouldn't hear them on the same radio station that you hear The Backstreet Boys.Greg
Sell OutticaIt is what they didslayor
AngelicaWell it bring's em' down a bit, don't it now?FELIX*

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Better Names for Current Songs:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"seven hundred thousand nine hundred fifty two""one"tyler tragedy
"Master of Crumpets""Master of Puppets"Kaylie L
"Master of Muppets""Master of Puppets"Kaylie L
"Hollower Than Thou ""Holier Than Thou"Darkren
"No Divorce""No Remorse"MarLon

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Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer
Comment
Submitter Name
"Ride The Lightning,"Even if u could, u wouldn't want to.Ricki Kirby
"St. Anger,"No such (known) saint existed...Ricki Kirby
"No Leaf Clover,"That would be a stem.Ricki Kirby
"King Nothing,"There's no king named NothingRicki Kirby
"Enter Sandman,"There no such thing as a SandmanRicki Kirby

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Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
Comments & Submittor Name
"Dying in your arms""Sad but true," Metallicatoo bad you're dying - MJ
"The roof is on fire""Sad but true," MetallicaMartsu
"Enter Sandman""Harvester Of Sorrow," Metallica'Escape' from Metallica would go next. - SO(A)D (H)EAD
"Don't Fear The Reaper""Die, Die, My Darling," MetallicaIt's better beyond. - SO(A)D (H)EAD
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"The God That Filed" originally "The God That Failed"
Rachel Stedman
"The God That Ailed" originally "The God That Failed"
Rachel Stedman
"The God Hat Failed" originally "The God That Failed"
God never wanted to wear a hat.
Natasha Bly
"Rid The Lightning" originally "Ride The Lightning"
hardrock
"Ride the Lighting" originally "Ride the Lightning"
That's gotta hurt (and kill you when you break it)
Strange Behavior

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Add a Letter To a Song Title:

"The God That Flailed" originally "The God That Failed"
He finally had it with the human race.
Eac Zeffron
"The Good That Failed" originally "The God That Failed"
Darkren
"Trapped Under Lice" originally "Trapped Under Ice"
Gross!
Peter
"Trapped Under Rice" originally "Trapped Under Ice"
Darkren
"The Waist" originally "The Wait"
Shelley Potts

There are additional Metallica song titles with a letter added available.

Change a Letter In a Song Title:

"Tramped Under Ice" originally "Trapped Under Ice"
Roy R. Pryor
"Trapper Under Ice" originally "Trapped Under Ice"
Roy R. Pryor
"Trapped Under Ire" originally "Trapped Under Ice"
Roy R. Pryor
"Tripped Under Ice" originally "Trapped Under Ice"
Roy R. Pryor
"Trapped Under Ace" originally "Trapped Under Ice"
Roy R. Pryor

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Song Parody Recordings:

Nov 24 "Enter Santa" by Isaac a parody of "Enter Sandman" by Metallica
Just A quick recording I made, using lyrics by White Mystery, http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/metallica20.shtml MegaUpload: (MP3) (Comments)
Feb 3 "Enter Cupid" by Spaff.com a parody of "Enter Sandman" by Metallica
My heart will go on...an interstate killing spree. Hey, kids, listen for this song on the Dr. Demento show Feb 12. - Robert Lund Spaff.com: (MP3) (Comments)

Song Parodies:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Nothing Else Matters""I'm A Real Pervert"Joel Martinez
"Fuel""Mule"Dennis
"One""What?"Abesboy7
"For Whom The Bell Tolls""For Whom The Smell Tolls"Harry
"Nothing Else Matter""Do We Ever Matter"MColl
"One""One Child In A 3rd World Country Dies Each Minute"Erchibald
"Enter Sandman""Off We Go To Candyland!"Agrimorfee
"Enter Sandman""Enter Santa"Sour Kreme
"Master Of Puppets""Master Of Puppies "Yoidy
"Mercyful Fate""School Skipping Fate"Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

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Untapped Commercial Ideas:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
Enter SandmanAmstel Lightmegan
FuelCar EnginesAndrew Darwitan
Master Of PuppetsDocumentary on Gerry Andersonpickle*
Sad But TrueNational Network Newsrocky
UnforgivenDivorce LawyersGarrett
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Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
AnesthesiaOpen Heart SurgeryStrange Behavior
Kill Em' AllMortal Kombat Game Series or other violent gamesStrange Behavior
Holier Than ThouThe VaticanPeter
Leper MessiahChristian Chat HotlineMasta_Fry_Guy
Whiskey In The JarAlcoholics Anonymous HotlineBob
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Duets Not Yet Performed:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
Abracadabra
   Steve Miller Band
I Disappear
   Metallica
Abracadabra! I Disappear
Rocky Balboa Constrictor
Beat It
   Michael Jackson
King Nothing
   Metallica
Beat It, King Nothing!
hybrid
Dirty Little Secrets
   All American Rejects
Master of Puppets
   Metallica
Dirty Little Puppets
Those dirty little puppets.... dirty like always
George Hatfield
Come To My Window
   Melissa Etheridge
Dirty Window
   Metallica
Come To My Dirty Window
...and clean it for me please.
Blue Ant
There are additional Metallica duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be :

Sinatrallica
Frank Sinatra combined with Metallica
A swing metal band.
Submitted By: raddog20002002
Genetallica
Genesis combined with Metallica
Sounds like a new pop metal group!!!!
Submitted By: raddog20002002
Rare Earth Metallica
Rare Earth combined with Metallica
Submitted By: Raphael
Metabbatha
Metallica combined with Black Sabbath
Submitted By: tuck

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Misheard Lyrics:

"Fuel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gimme fuel gimme fire
gimme dabajawazaa.
Original Lyrics:
Gimme fuel, gimme fire
Gimme that which I desire.
"Struggle Within"
Misheard Lyrics:
You steal your own copy
Original Lyrics:
You seal your own coffin
"Battery"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mantaray, man-ta-ray
Original Lyrics:
Battery, batt-er-y
"Fuel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gimme two
Gimme five
Gimme double genocide.
Original Lyrics:
Gimme fuel
Gimme fire
Gimme that which I desire.
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Misheard Lyrics Story:

"Sad But True"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sad butt troll
Original Lyrics:
Sad, but true.

Story about this misheard lyric by: Wendy

A friend of mine insisted that they were saying "Sad butt troll". She would even argue about it until she was finally proven wrong. It's still fun to mess with her about it.

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Song Parody Fragments:

"Turn The Page"
Better Lyrics:
Here I am, on the road again
There I am, up on the stage
There I go, playing guitar again
There I go...Jimmy Page
Original Lyrics:
Here I am, on the road again
Here I am, up on the stage
Here I go, playing the star again
There I go, turn the page
Submitted by: Cynthia Mountain
"Seek And Destroy"
Better Lyrics:
Chicken
Chicken destroy!
Original Lyrics:
Searching
Seek and destroy!
Submitted by: Pesh
"Master Of Puppets"
Better Lyrics:
Master of chickens, I'm pulling your wings!
Original Lyrics:
Master of puppets, I'm pulling your strings!
Submitted by: Spooty Sam & Jay

Funny Lyrics:

"Enter Sandman"
The Funny Lyrics:
Take my hand,
we're off to never-never land
Why They're Funny:
It sounds soo resembling to michael Jackson
Submitted by: James Robertson
"Wherever I May Roam"
The Funny Lyrics:
I am stripped of all but pride
Why They're Funny:
When I heard it I thought he said 'I am stripped of all butt pride' and wondered why losing pride in his butt really fit into this song.
Submitted by: KM
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Repetitive Lyrics:

"Harvester of Sorrow"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
Harvester of sorrow (x10)
Why They're Repetitive:
'Harvester of Sorrow' is repeated a bunch of times at the end of the song.
Submitted by: Face Smasher
"All Within My Hands"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
Kill kill kill kill, kill (x8)
Why They're Repetitive:
Saying 'Kill' 40 some times in a row is overkill and repetitive.
Submitted by: Red Ant
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Insincere Lyrics:

"One"
The Insincere Lyrics:
Land mine has taken my sight,
taken my speech, taken my hearing....
Why They're Insincere:
Although at first it may sound as though 'how can that be when he's singing the song?' but the history behind this song is that it's taken from a book where the character actually did step on a landmine and lose all those things and more, so in fact, it's not all that insincere
Submitted by: Leah
"One"
The Insincere Lyrics:
Land mine has taken my sight,
taken my speech, taken my hearing...
Why They're Insincere:
I know It's supposed to represent what the person is thinking, but someone who doesn't understand that will probably say, 'Hey, if you've lost your speech, how are you singing this song?' and sooner or later I fugured someone was going to put this lyric up here...
Submitted by: wadded beef

Insulting Lyrics:

"Die, Die, My Darling"
The Insulting Lyrics:
Die, die, die, my darling.
Don't utter a single word.
Die, die, die, my darling.
Just shut your pretty mouth.
I'll be seeing you again.
I'll be seeing you in Hell.
Why They're Insulting:
This guy is singing a song that's basically telling a woman to die. It isn't just insulting. It's sick.
Submitted by: Anonymous
 

Inappropriate Lyrics:

"So What"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
I've even sucked an old man's cock!
Why They're Inappropriate:
It's just so nasty to sing those lyrics man! And 2 it's just not a song you'll wanna play out loud.
Submitted by: Jesse
"The Four Horsemen"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
Pestilence For what you have had to endure
And what you have put others through
Why They're Inappropriate:
Someone commented: 'In this case the writer has mistaken pestilence (a usually fatal epidemic) for petulence (a bad temper or peevishness) you can't put others through pestilence... it's a disease.' Actually, it IS a reference to 'pestilence'. The pestilence (or the disease) is the effect (or punishment that is endured) for the cause: what has been done to others. The song isn't saying that the recipient of the pestilence has put others through pestilence, but that he is receiving pestilence because of what he's put others through.
Submitted by: Vincent
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Band Name Pronunciation:

"met-tal-lica
Submitted by: MonKY

Songs That Open With Their Titles:

"Fuel"
Opening Lines:
Gimme fuel! Gimme fire! Gimme that which I desire!
Comments:
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
 

Made Up Words in Songs:

"Damage Inc"
The Made Up Words:
Don't f*** with Razorback.
Comments:
Is that supposed to be like a wrestler or something?
Submitted by: Who Cares Who I Am?
 

Boasts in Song Lyrics:

"Better Than You"
The Boasting Lyrics:
Cause I'm better than you better than you
Comments:
well, just look at the lyrics, I would say that is a lot of boasting there
Submitted by: ty
 

Band Name Anagrams:

A Call Time Submitted by: Rachel
Camel Tail Submitted by: Lydia Helton

Songs That Are Banned:

"Turn The Page"
They banned this video because it showed a stripper stripping.
Submitted by: Giamevil

Song Title Acrostics:

MOP: "Master Of Puppets"
Submitted by: Emit Remmus

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"Pastor Of Muppets" originally "Master Of Puppets"
Submitted by: Jane Farnsworth
 
 
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