These are the band names that we feel are just plain stupid. Bands pick the most absurd names, who wants to be known as a member of the "Butthole Surfers"? We only accept entries for this page that make fun of a band name. Just saying a band is lame (no matter how lame they might be) isn't a good reason for entry.
The 20 most recent entries are listed below. There are 1930 Band Name Origin entries on the site.
|X Ambassadors||For the same reason as X-Japan. Nobody knows what the "X" stands for.||Opie M.|
|Wednesday 13||What about the first 12 Wednesdays? And why that particular day of the week?||Andy|
|Sweet Thunder||What could be sweet about thunder??||Jennifer Howard|
|Kardinal Offishall||Another blatant example of intentionally misspelling a pair of words. Are rappers that obsessed with doing that sorta thing?||Quyjibo|
|Romeo Void||A 5 member band from the 80s that had a couple of minor hits. Like Blondie they were one woman and four men, with the woman being the lead singer. Is it supposed to be a person, or a thing, or some kind of condition? I have no idea. I've tried to figure out what it's supposed to mean but it just doesn't make any sense. That's what happens when you try too hard to come up with a "cool" band name I guess.||Edward|
|Marina and the Diamonds||This name suggests a group, but it's actually an individual female performer. She apparently derived the name from her surname, Diamandis. That being said, why couldn't she have assembled a band and used the name to make practical sense?||Quyjibo|
|Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie||It sounds extremely disgusting. Why a band would pick such a revolting name is beyond my comprehension.||Quyjibo|
|Twenty One Pilots||How can they be called Twenty One Pilots when there's only two of them?||JD|
|X Japan||Japanese visual kei band, called this outside of Japan, due to otherwise sharing a name with an American punk band (X). The thing I don't get is why call your band a one letter name in the first place?||GlamRockNinjaLord|
|Pretty Boy Floyd||Sounds like a Pink Floyd cover band, but in reality, is a rather obscure Glam Metal group.||GlamRockNinjaLord|
|The Knack||Clearly, they did not have "the knack", as they did not have very many hits!||GlamRockNinjaLord|
|Skid Row||Why would a group of guys trying to get successful name their band this? It's like bad luck...||GlamRockNinjaLord|
|Anthrax||If you don't know what it is, it somehow seems quite goofy.||GlamRockNinjaLord|
|Faster Pussycat||It sounds either very naughty or like none of the band members could remember the word "cheetah".||GlamRockNinjaLord|
|New Radicals||Please! They're about as radical as the friggin' Osmonds! I can think of Disney Channel singers who are more radical than these guys!||The Skuz|
|Tom Waits||It's his real name (actually, Tom is short for Thomas, but that's beside the point), but it could also be a complete sentence!||Kelly|
|Kill Hannah||Someone named his band after a death wish toward his ex-girlfriend. Scary as well as stupid!||Doodah Bobo|
|The 1975||Using "The" followed by a number (particularly one that could be interpreted as a year) is not a good way to name a band. First of all, this band was formed in the 2010s, and none of its members were around in the year 1975; in fact, none of them were born until the late 1980s. Therefore, I don't see the point in them using this number as their name.||Mr. Critic|
|White Lion||There is more than one band member, so the name should be The White Lions, unless somebody in the band has a white lion as a pet.||Opie M.|
|Glass Cloud||Another concrete example of a "literally impossible" band name. Clouds are composed of water vapor, not glass.||Calop|
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Much like the stupid song lyrics page, I get a lot of submissions for this page. More than I can really handle. The problem is that I get a lot of "Blink 182 is stupid 'cuz I said so" submissions, which I have to waste time deleting (though not much). I also get a lot of submissions that just aren't funny. I guess the real problem is that the word stupid can mean so many things, and hence every band name could be considered stupid.
So in short, don't bother sending me stupid email about this stupid page, or you're stupid.
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