These are the band names that we feel are just plain stupid. Bands pick the most absurd names, who wants to be known as a member of the "Butthole Surfers"? We only accept entries for this page that make fun of a band name. Just saying a band is lame (no matter how lame they might be) isn't a good reason for entry.
The 20 most recent entries are listed below. There are 1964 Band Name Origin entries on the site.
|The 88||The combined total of all members of this group, past and present, adds up to way under 88. So the name is misleading in that regard.||Mr. Critic|
|Blanket Of Secrecy||If it's such a secret, why are they singing it to everybody?||Oprah Winbag|
|Eagle Eye Cherry||Cherries don't have any kind of eyes, eagle or otherwise.||Lucille Ball Sized Hail|
|Brad Sucks||I think it's stupid for him to use "Sucks" as a pseudo-last name. Either people would think he's insulting himself, or it's what others might think of him. Talk about repulsive!||Mr. Critic|
|The Members||What are they members of? This is too vague a name.||Quyjibo|
|Ezra Vine||It suggests the first and last name of a solo male performer, but this music act is actually a band.||Mr. Critic|
|Sarah Where Is My Tea||I was like "Are you kidding?" when I first saw this cited as a band name. Things have been said before about the absurdity of questions as band names. Still, this one could "take the cake"! I can't think of any reason whatsoever to relate this question to music, or imagine how it suggests a musical group.||Natasha Bly|
|Lucky Boys Confusion||It seems to suggest the meaning one would get if "Boys" had an apostrophe in it -- either "Boy's" (singular) or "Boys'" (plural). If it is meant to suggest that, then it is ambiguous as to singular versus plural, by having no apostrophe. If it is really meant to signify "Boys", without an apostrophe and therefore non-possessive, it is just a random juxtaposition of "Lucky Boys" and "Confusion", not very meaningful. But, meant to be possessive to not, it is a vague suggestion at best or any connection between a boy or boys and confusion, whether his or their confusion, or any other confusion or confusion in general. It could just leave us wondering what could be lucky about confusion, even if we're left with such a tangible impression as that of any implied connection.||Laurie Cassid|
|Steel Dragon||This is actually a fictional band featuring real musicians (in the movie "Rock Star" (2001)), but it's a literally-impossible name in more ways than one.||Quyjibo|
|Grandpa Jones||It's kind of a misnomer since he never actually had any grandchildren.||Harlo Gubli|
|Sharon Jones & The Dap-Kings||Dap is a technique of fly fishing. Can a fishing technique have royalty?||Rapunzel Gladstone|
|Insane Clown Posse||Never in anyone's wildest dreams would the visual of a gang of clowns, that, all the more, are insane - come to mind. If anything, that could be your worst nightmare!||Ace|
|Green Day||Days don't have colors, nor can they sing.||Tim Panuchus|
|Natalia Kills||'Kills' isn't her real last name, but it still seems to present a rather dangerous message. Why she came up with it is beyond my comprehension.||Mr. Critic|
|I Am Empire||One person can't be an Empire. If the name were "I Am Emperor", that would make more sense, albeit a vainglorious boast.||Tim Panuchus|
|Crazy Lixx||Another one of those band names based on a supposition that misspellings of words are a lot cooler than they actually are. In this case, if they'd used the standard spelling ("licks"), what would "Crazy Licks" even mean? So there's a further reason (besides spelling) to find this name stupid.||Tim Panuchus|
|The Soggy Bottom Boys||Every time I hear the name it first makes me think of kids who soiled their pants. For ME such a thought has never become completely free of painful childhood memories of how harsh my mother could be toward me if I ever got MY bottom in such a soggy condition!||Fiona Montrose|
|Tuff Darts||Tuff is a porous volcanic rock, hence probably not a material from which darts could be made.||Fiona Montrose|
|Against Me!||How could singer(s) be against himself, herself, or themselves?||Teresa Christie|
|The Vaselines||Naming a band for a lubricant? Not so slick an idea as they must have thought!||Teresa Christie|
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Much like the stupid song lyrics page, I get a lot of submissions for this page. More than I can really handle. The problem is that I get a lot of "Blink 182 is stupid 'cuz I said so" submissions, which I have to waste time deleting (though not much). I also get a lot of submissions that just aren't funny. I guess the real problem is that the word stupid can mean so many things, and hence every band name could be considered stupid.
So in short, don't bother sending me stupid email about this stupid page, or you're stupid.
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