These are the band names that we feel are just plain stupid. Bands pick the most absurd names, who wants to be known as a member of the "Butthole Surfers"? We only accept entries for this page that make fun of a band name. Just saying a band is lame (no matter how lame they might be) isn't a good reason for entry.
The 20 most recent entries are listed below. There are 2188 Band Name Origin entries on the site.
|Joseph||Joseph is a man's name. But this music act is a band... of all females.||Pete Worst|
|Buffalo Daughter||Yet another band name that seems to consist of two randomly chosen words.||Gus|
|Mind.In.A.Box||What I find stupid about this name is that they use periods between the words. What on earth for??||Gus|
|B5||It could be interpreted as either a bingo call number or a position on a battleship grid.||Howie Dewin|
|Get Scared||Ok, so if your name is Get Scared, do you NOT want people to listen to your music? Riddle me that.||Relith Kanima|
|Saint Motel||(1) There's no saint named Motel. (2) It seems like another case of randomly choosing two unrelated words. What's the point?||K.N. Pepper|
|lovelytheband||No capital letters, words scrunched together, the narcissistic title. There's nothing right with this name.||Rock Maninoff|
|Pixies||There were two bands called the Pixies, an obscure 1960's girl group and a 1980's and later alternative band. (The alternative band is the more well known of the two, however.)||Robert Jon Brown|
|Our Heart's Hero||How can *anyone's* heart have a hero? If we had a section for Literally Impossible Band Names, this would be fitting to put there.||Joe|
|She & Him||It's grammatically inconsistent. 'She' is a subjective-case pronoun; 'him' is an objective-case pronoun.||Hector|
|Big Trouble||This all-female band did encounter big trouble after their only hit single in America, "Crazy World," thus they parted ways long after it. What a waste indeed!||Joey F.|
|In-Grid||This singer's first name is actually Ingrid, but the way she hyphenated it makes it look like "in grid", as in, "inside of a grid". Are we supposed to pronounce it that way??||Max E. Padd|
|The Maine||It seems to imply that they're from the U.S. state of Maine, but that's not the case.||K.N. Pepper|
|Cece Peniston||I know it's her actual name (although Cece is short for Cecelia), but many people could misinterpret it as C.C. Peniston and wonder what the C's stand for (if they don't see it in print first).||Joe|
|Acetone||I think it's stupid to name a band after an organic chemical compound.||K.N. Pepper|
|Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros||The 'Magnetic Zeros' part is what's peculiar about this name. 'Nuff said.||Mr. Critic|
|The Enemy||What a ridiculous thing to call your band! (Worse, there is more than one known band with this name.)||Ralph|
|YoungBloodZ||Since they capitalize the last letter of their name, should we read it as "Young Blood Z"?||Liza Lott|
|Se7en||1) It looks stupid with the numeral 7 being used as a letter; that said, it should be read as "Sesevenen". 2) It's recursive anyway; spelling out the number and replacing the middle letter with the number itself. What's the point in that? 3) It refers to not one, not two, but THREE different musical acts (An American female soul singer, a Korean male hip-hop singer, and a male rapper with the band Brokencyde)! Three strikes, you're out!||Mr. Critic|
|Sunflower Bean||Sunflowers give seeds, not beans.||Star City Punk|
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Much like the stupid song lyrics page, I get a lot of submissions for this page. More than I can really handle. The problem is that I get a lot of "Blink 182 is stupid 'cuz I said so" submissions, which I have to waste time deleting (though not much). I also get a lot of submissions that just aren't funny. I guess the real problem is that the word stupid can mean so many things, and hence every band name could be considered stupid.
So in short, don't bother sending me stupid email about this stupid page, or you're stupid.
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