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These are the band names that we feel are just plain stupid. Bands pick the most absurd names, who wants to be known as a member of the "Butthole Surfers"? We only accept entries for this page that make fun of a band name. Just saying a band is lame (no matter how lame they might be) isn't a good reason for entry.

Entries Beginning with M

Name		Description		Submitted by:
M		You know...the one-man band who did "Pop Muzik." As for the name, it makes for a lot of confusion, and you can FORGET about trying to search for it on the Internet; search "M" and you get "Marilyn Manson, Motorhead, Metallica", etc. That's the problem with having a band name that's only one letter long!		Jonathan S.
M2M		Well I'm not sure if this is very well known, but I was told that M2M in net speak means "man to man" AKA gay sex. That's not the imagery they were looking for, is it?		Rebecca
M2M		Come on.. M2M? can't we have a *little* originality? And they said they used it because M & M was taken.		Aurora
Machine Gun Kelly		Why did this rap artist (who does not have Kelly anywhere in his full name) name himself after a gangster from the Prohibition Era?		George
Mad Capsule Markets		What kind of capsules do they mean to refer to? Medicine capsules? Space capsules? Time capsules? Or some other capsules? And it is technically ambiguous as to whether the capsules or the markets are mad. But since "mad capsules" makes so little sense for any kind of capsules or any sense of the word "mad", it would make RELATIVELY more sense to assume the markets are being called mad. But are they mad with rage, with bustling activity, or what? That's anyone's guess. And even so, what capsules have their own markets? That might suggest drug capsules most of all, but still the implications of the name would be dubious and silly, however we interpret "mad".		Regina Olsen
Made In Mexico		First, they're not Latinos. Second, they're all from Rhode Island.		Jonathan S.
Made Out of Babies		What is made out of babies? Why make it out of babies? So many questions		JeReMy
Madonna		I know that is her first name, but I don't think this Madonna was ever that holy to be using that name as her stage and recording name. Just saying.		Peter
Magazine		Not a name I would use for a band. Makes me wonder what they were thinking???		Sammy
The Magnificent Monta-Gue		Most people who hear this name, but haven't seen it in print, will spell it without the dash.		Candy Welty
Major Figgas		I wish rappers would stop with the intentional misspellings. And "major figures" makes me think of extremely large numbers that have to be written in scientific notation.		Marcus van der Meer
Major Harris		I'm not kidding; Major was his actual given name. Did his parents want him to join the army and become a general or something?		Cassandra
Malo		Malo is a Spanish word with several negative meanings: bad, wicked, naughty, cheap, poor, harmful, and unwell. How repulsive!		Candy Welty
A Man Called Adam		Same as A Guy Called Gerald... if you are called Adam, why not just say... Adam.		Bobo
Man Or Astro-man		You asking me? I haven't a clue whether you a man or an astroman really.		Bobo
Mansun		Where there's a Mansun, there's a Womansun right behind it.		Indy Gent
Marilyn Manson		This artist is not a woman, nor is he related to Charles Manson (and his REAL surname isn't Manson, either). Yes, I'm aware the artist PICKED this as a pseudonym of sorts, but that doesn't mean it isn't incredibly lame-sounding!		Jonathan S.
The Mark IV		What happened to the Marks I through III?		Francis
Maroon 5		It sounds like a name for a spacecraft.		Alana
Maroon 5		They won't say how they came up with it. It's probably because they don't want to admit that maroon is their favourite colour. Can you blame them?		Joe Song
Mary's Danish		It has two possible meanings. Does it mean "Mary is Danish" (since "__'s" can be a contraction for "__ is") or is it possessive (i.e., does a certain pastry belong to Mary)?		Mr. Critic
Master P		There is no point to it. Like 'Nelly' 'Eminem' 'The Black-Eyed Peas' and 'Q-tip'.		Billy Killgore
Master P		The name didn't sound so stupid until I watched an awards show with my brother who jokingly asked, "If Master P is there, will Master Poop show up too?" That comment just added a really lame element to the name of Master P. Besides, rappers come up with the lamest names....		Andi
Matchbox Twenty		Well, I love the band, but is it... 1) The number of match boxes Rob Thomas uses per diem to light their cigarettes? 2) The number on the side of the little toy MatchBox racecar? 3) Instructions for a game show? (Match box 20 to win $[x],000 and a trip for two to Florida!)		Cerulean
Max Webster		The name suggests a solo male performer, but it's actually a band. This is yet another example of name deception.		nally
Maximum The Hormone		What the (blank) kind of a name is this?! I can't even figure out what the heck it is supposed to mean; sounds like they just threw random words together.		Mr. Critic
Mayday Parade		Sounds like a communist social gathering.		carly_carlz
MC 900 Ft Jesus		Actually, he's a rapper. But he got his name from a sermon that Oral Roberts preached about.		Paul Warren
Me First and the Gimme Gimmes		They must've been rather immature to think up a name like this. Just look at it.		Mr. Critic
Meat Beat Manifesto		One of the only times the band is really good but not the name, but they picked THE name that I'm too embarrassed to recommend to others.		The Desert of the Real
Meat Beat Manifesto		Reminds me of the Unabomber		Amerikashka
The Meatmen		Do they work in a butcher shop or something? I doubt it.		Evan Shortoria
Megadeth		It could be interpreted as "Megadeath", which sounds rather unappealing for a band name.		Cal
Men At Work		I guess they had to tell us that singing was their job. Yeah, maybe we did need some clarification on that.		Billy Florio
Men Without Hats		Can't they just wear hats? It's not gonna kill 'em or anything.		Stockton
Men, Women & Children		There are no women or children in this band!		Tommy
The Mendoza Line		When you name your band after the alternate name for a .200 batting average (which is horrible), standards are low.		JeReMy
Menswear		So what is it supposed to be? Men Swear or Men's Wear? Since there's no space, it can be ambiguously interpreted.		Mac
Menswear		The stupidity roots from the pronunciation. Is it "Men's wear" or "Men swear"?		Tommy
Mercyme		What the hell is a Mercyme? Is it is like a mermaid, or merman, or something like that?		hamp
Metallica		Would you call a rap group "The Rappers"? Or a new wave band "The New Wave"? If they hadn't set the standard for heavy metal as we know it, it just would've been a big joke.		tinyhak
Methods of Mayhem		It's an okay name, but what's with getting the name from an album of sound effects? Somebody's gotta lay offa the dope...		killer_roach
Mew		Just what we need. A band named after a Pokemon.		Jonathan S.
Mew		They have cats at their live shows? How adorable!		carly_carlz
Mica Paris		Since her first name (actually nickname) is pronounced "Meesha," most people who hear it but haven't seen it in print will not know it is spelled Mica, which normally has a completely different pronunciation. Her real first name is Michelle, so she should have used either that name or a nickname with a spelling that is easy to guess from the pronunciation.		Candy Welty
Michelle Shocked		I don't think anyone truly has a surname of Shocked.		Mr. Critic
Michelle Shocked		It is thoroughly ambiguous. Is Michelle herself shocked (as in stunned), or did she shock some other(s)? Furthermore, is the shock in question electrical, psychological, physiological, or what?		Karen Smith
The Mighty Mighty Bosstones		Why the two "mighty's"? Wasn't one enough? Plus, I understand there are other bands with "tones" at the end, but my question is, just what is a "BOSS-tone" supposed to sound like?		Jonathan S.
The Mighty RAW		What is so mighty about raw meat? Even the phrase "Mighty Raw" sounds like it belongs in a WWE tournament, not making Power Rangers music! On the other hand, shouldn't that be very telling about their mentality level?		BulldozerBegins
Miike Snow		When I first saw this name, I thought it was a typographical error. Turns out, it's the actual spelling of this music act's name. Also, it looks like it could be the name of a solo male performer, but it's a group. Another doubly-deceiving band name!		nally
Mike + The Mechanics		Most people who hear this name but haven't seen it in print will think there is an ampersand or the word "and" instead of a plus sign. The plus sign in this name stands for "and."		Candy Welty
Milk and Cookies		Who formed this band? A bunch of grandmas? Or toddlers? Or both?		carly_carlz
The Miller Stain Limit		One member was J Miller. Where did he and Terry Sawchuk come up with a stain limit? Was it a detergent?		Cade McNown
Millions Like Us		It is totally ambiguous. Does it mean to refer to millions of others that they are claiming are similar to themselves? Or does it mean they are bragging about millions supposedly being fond of them?		Harriet Henderson
Mindless Behavior		Is that what they exhibit? They need to grow up.		Fred
Mindless Self Indulgence		They are also referred to as Mindless. So I guess you would have to be mindless to think of a name like this.		Travis
Mindless Self Indulgence		Sounds like they are more concerned with enjoying themselves than giving their fans a good show - I guess they indulge themselves mindlessly when on stage		Rychendroll
The Miniature Men		Does this mean that they play tiny instruments and sing with tiny voices? No, actually these men are all of normal size.		Candy Welty
Mirror of Dead Faces		Think about the band name. Doesn't that bother you?		hekifier
The Misfits		If the music doesn't keep us out of mainstream society, maybe the name will.		Rychendroll
The Misfits		What ever happened to dignity and self respect in today's bands? Are you ever going to hear them at a concert, and shout to the crowd "We're proud to be The Misfits!"		hekifier
Missing Persons		If they're missing, why are they singing?		Francis A. Sissy
Moby		Is his last name supposed to be Dick (since he's a descendant of Herman Melville, author of Moby Dick)?		Greg G.
Moby Grape		One of those "fruit" bands from the sixties. I think it was really Herman Melville's first novel.		Dano
The Mock Turtles		Their name is misleading because they aren't a Turtles tribute band.		B1982
Modjo		Whenever I see this band it reminds me of that monkey off the powerpuff girls.		Lisa
moe.		The two main reasons why it's stupid are 1) They don't capitalize it; 2) They write it with a period at the end (Why?). Also, it makes me think of the Three Stooges.		Mr. Critic
The Moffats		Makes me think of milk and cows...		Mac
Mojave 3		This country/folk band is named after a desert in Southwestern United States, there are more than three members, and they're British. They were only named Mojave 3 because three members were from the dream pop band Slowdive.		Eric Kelvin
Mokenstef		I know it came from the band members' first names, but to me it sounds more like a German beer.		59Eagle
Molly Hatchet		The name suggests a solo performer, but it's a band. And none of its members are named Molly. Some bands will do anything to get attention, I guess...		Cassandra
The Monkees		The correct spelling is 'monkeys,' not 'monkees.' And during the 60's, when the band formed, it was not common to misspell names.		jonny
Monkey Junk		I assume they named themselves after primate sex organs. And you thought Rainbow Butt Monkeys was stupid.		JD
Monkey Swallows The Universe		Sounds like a really bad play on Jimmy Eats World.		Rachel
The Monotones		Their name suggests that their music has just one tone. But their music has melodies, so it certainly has more than one tone!		Candy Welty
Monster Magnet		Would you dare put this magnet on your fridge?		Red Ruffcorn
The Moody Blues		If you are already blue, you won't be moody		Rychendroll
Morningwood		How is the wood any different in the morning then it is at night?		Travis
Mother Love Bone		That's just wrong on so many levels.		Rock Maninoff
Motley Crue		An American band that thinks it's Scandinavian. How tacky is that?		Chris
Mott The Hoople		What the hell does that even mean anyway, think if someone came up to you and said "Hi I am Mott The Hoople" I would tell them that they need serious help.		hamp
Mott The Hoople		What the hell is a hoople, anyway?		ronnie james
Mott The Hoople		It sounds like either a "fad" kid's toy or a character from Sesame Street.		Jonathan S.
Mr. Big		Name suggests a solo male performer (possibly a rapper), but it's an acoustic rock band instead.		Cassandra
Mr. Children		It would be weird to walk up to some guy and they'd say "Hey, my name's Mr. Children!"		Mitsuki
Mr. Little Jeans		First of all, the lead singer is a girl. Second, there's only one person..the girl. Third...are her jeans that little?		Erin-May
Mr. Mister		And just to clarify...I am a man		Redox
Mr. Mister		Sounds like a character from Sesame Street!		Charles Chester
Mr. Mister		It seems like the same concept for Major Major's character in Catch-22, I'd hate to be the Mrs. Mister		Billy Florio
Mr. Moccasin		This name suggests a solo performer, but the band is actually an indie-rock quartet.		Candy Welty
Mr. Muthaf***in' eXquire		How do you expect mainstream success with an awful name like this? Of course, he's a rapper with a foul mouth.		JD
The Mr. T Experience		Mr. T isn't in the band! I couldn't have said it better myself.		noskcaJ
Mudvayne		When I hear this name I think of some person with mud in their veins instead of blood, ooh! so scary		Logan
The Muffs		The name makes me think of a bunch of preppie girls in crested blazers playing light-hearted jangle pop at the country club. Good thing they play nothing like that.		The Skuz
Mungo Jerry		The name suggests a solo performer (since Jerry is a common first name), but actually it's a 4-man band.		Candy Welty
Murder By Death		Another submission from the Department of Redundancies.		hekifier
Murderdolls		That's not a very nice thing to do.		Andy
The Murmaids		Most people who hear this name but haven't seen it in print will spell it The Mermaids.		Candy Welty
Mushroomhead		Mushroom = slang for penis. Head = also slang for penis. This name simply DOES NOT make for a good mental picture.		Jonathan S.
The Music		It's way too obvious and unimaginative.		Cassandra
The Music Makers		It's way too obvious. All bands make music!		Candy Welty
Mustard Plug		Just what in sam hill is that? The cap you put on a squeeze bottle of mustard?		Jonathan S.
Mute Math		When is math muted? Did they have TV Teachers?		Paul Warren
MxPx		What's with the x's? Is this some kind of cover up, or is it because their music is x-tra lame. Actually, it's an abbreviation for Magnified Plaid, that name is stupid too.		Marvin
My Baby Wants to Eat Your Pussy		Do you mean a cat or a certain part of the female anatomy? Either way, it's just 18 varieties of disgusting.		carly_carlz
My Bloody Valentine		Its name is the same as a gory slasher film in the 80's. That should give you a clue.		newave
My Chemical Romance		I guess they really like science! What kinda chemical are they in love with? I also say that they think they're much more *emoer* deeper than us because they moan about loooove, vampires and death. Wow.		Rip
My Darkest Days		I don't think days can be measured on a scale of light.		BillyBobby
My Dog Has Hitler's Brain		Seriously, there is a band called that. But now wouldn't it be scary if you owned that dog and you were Jewish?		Mac
My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult		Any band that name a band after a sect of joy killers can't be right in the head.		Rocky
My Morning Jacket		Why would anyone need different coats for different times of day?		A Stranger

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