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These are the band names that we feel are just plain stupid. Bands pick the most absurd names, who wants to be known as a member of the "Butthole Surfers"? We only accept entries for this page that make fun of a band name. Just saying a band is lame (no matter how lame they might be) isn't a good reason for entry.

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Kajagoogoo You know, maybe I'd understand this if I were, say, one! pauhead
Kapelye As Yiddish for 'the band', I figure this lot are being bigheaded, thinking they're the only band worthy of this name. Bobo
Karnivool what the hell, seriously, it's like you and your bandmates thought that it would be really cool to misspell carnival? K1mpp4
Kentucky Headhunters Brings back memories of Ned Beatty being tied to that tree, squealing like a piggie... Superr
Kid N' Play It just makes me think of a saturday morning cartoon  Alien7
Kids in Glass Houses Who the hell came up with this name, a stoned chav? Skullbird11
The Killers The name just seems like it's a lame attempt to seem threatening... if not, then perhaps it's a reference to Jerry Lee Lewis. The Skuz
Killing Heidi Think about it - there's something sick about murdering that little girl in the Swiss Alps! What did she ever do to anyone? And she had that horrible aunt too.  Leigh
Killing Joke When jokes are outlawed, only outlaws can tell jokes. fatboy
Kittie Look at the band... yeah, it's all female, but they don't exactly give that "sweet, wholesome" image that the name suggest, after all, they're Goths... killer_roach
KIX I mean its a breakfast cereal! Mike Aaron
The Konks Obvoiusly, it looks and sounds like they're trying (badly) to rip off of Ray Davies' band The Kinks. Jonathan S.
KORN why name your band Korn ? we already had meatloaf and ice-t it sounds like the industry quit trying and started looking at local truck stop menus moose
Korn Now all they need is album called "On the Kobb". Chuck Fensch
Korn Too corny....... Gengar308
Korn Why couldn't they call themselves Karrots. It would've gotten more attention. Korn is just a short term for Porn. And I don't see a munky or head in the band. S.T.G.
Korn Like not Badfinger but bad toe? Chris

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Submissions Are Accepted Again

Much like the stupid song lyrics page, I get a lot of submissions for this page. More than I can really handle. The problem is that I get a lot of "Blink 182 is stupid 'cuz I said so" submissions, which I have to waste time deleting (though not much). I also get a lot of submissions that just aren't funny. I guess the real problem is that the word stupid can mean so many things, and hence every band name could be considered stupid.

So in short, don't bother sending me stupid email about this stupid page, or you're stupid.

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