Names -> Stupid Band Names -> K
These are the band names that we feel are just plain stupid. Bands pick the most absurd names, who wants to be known as a member of the "Butthole Surfers"? We only accept entries for this page that make fun of a band name. Just saying a band is lame (no matter how lame they might be) isn't a good reason for entry.
Name | Description | Submitted by: | ||
| Kajagoogoo | You know, maybe I'd understand this if I were, say, one! | pauhead | ||
| Kajagoogoo | I almost can't bring myself to say the name, because it's SO stupid! It's like everyone else here has said, it simply sounds like baby talk! | Jonathan S. | ||
| Kapelye | As Yiddish for 'the band', I figure this lot are being bigheaded, thinking they're the only band worthy of this name. | Bobo | ||
| Karnivool | what the hell, seriously, it's like you and your bandmates thought that it would be really cool to misspell carnival? | K1mpp4 | ||
| Kentucky Headhunters | Brings back memories of Ned Beatty being tied to that tree, squealing like a piggie... | Superr | ||
| Kid N' Play | It just makes me think of a saturday morning cartoon | Alien7 | ||
| Kids in Glass Houses | Who the hell came up with this name, a stoned chav? | Skullbird11 | ||
| The Killers | The name just seems like it's a lame attempt to seem threatening... if not, then perhaps it's a reference to Jerry Lee Lewis. | The Skuz | ||
| Killing Heidi | Think about it - there's something sick about murdering that little girl in the Swiss Alps! What did she ever do to anyone? And she had that horrible aunt too. | Leigh | ||
| Killing Joke | When jokes are outlawed, only outlaws can tell jokes. | fatboy | ||
| King Missile | Given that their only hit is called "Detachable Penis", is it any wonder I keep thinking of the band name as referring to that part of the body? | Jonathan S. | ||
| Kittie | Look at the band... yeah, it's all female, but they don't exactly give that "sweet, wholesome" image that the name suggest, after all, they're Goths... | killer_roach | ||
| KIX | I mean its a breakfast cereal! | Mike Aaron | ||
| The Konks | Obvoiusly, it looks and sounds like they're trying (badly) to rip off of Ray Davies' band The Kinks. | Jonathan S. | ||
| Korn | Now all they need is album called "On the Kobb". | Chuck Fensch | ||
| Korn | Too corny....... | Gengar308 | ||
| Korn | Why couldn't they call themselves Karrots. It would've gotten more attention. Korn is just a short term for Porn. And I don't see a munky or head in the band. | S.T.G. | ||
| Korn | Like not Badfinger but bad toe? | Chris |
New entries in this section are currently reviewed by nally. Previous editors (if any) are listed on the editors page.
Much like the stupid song lyrics page, I get a lot of submissions for this page. More than I can really handle. The problem is that I get a lot of "Blink 182 is stupid 'cuz I said so" submissions, which I have to waste time deleting (though not much). I also get a lot of submissions that just aren't funny. I guess the real problem is that the word stupid can mean so many things, and hence every band name could be considered stupid.
So in short, don't bother sending me stupid email about this stupid page, or you're stupid.
If you have a creative/humorous idea, please submit it.
