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Fun Music Information -> Kid Rock

Album cover parody of First Kiss (Explicit) by Kid Rock
Parody album cover
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Possible Misspelled Names:

These are the alternate spellings of the performer's name we've had to correct in submissions to amIright.

Kid Rock & Sheryl Crow, Kid Rock f/Shyrl Crow, Kid Rock (featuring Sheryl Crow), Kid Rock Feat. Sheryl Crow, Kid Rock / Cheryl Crow, Kid Rock and Sheryl Crow, Kidd Rock

Quotes:

If it looks good you'll see it If it sounds good you'll hear it If its marketed right you'll buy it But if it's real you'll feel it - from the CD booklet of 'Cocky'
Submitted by: Cocky Kidd
I want all you Columbus girls up on stage with ME! That's what he said at Ohio Stadium, Ohio State University on May 30, 2015 while opening for the Rolling Stones.
Submitted by: I Got Stoned 2X At Ohio State University!
There are additional music quotes available.

Band Name Origins:

  • After years of living in small towns and trying to evolve in the rap and rock scene which he loved, Kid Rock decided to try his luck at being a disc jockey. Often while he performed his deejaying act, people would shout, "Hey, look at that white kid rock!" Thus a name was born. Submitted by: Darby Hen
  • Bob Ritchie's pseudonym, acquired when he was young, when people would stop by and go "Man, does that Kid Rock". Submitted by: Bobo

Stupid Band Names:

  • Some people might think the name means "rock-n-roll for kids", but that's kinda deceiving, given this guy's musical styles and personality. Submitted by: Cassandra

Music Performer Pseudonyms:

Also known as: Robert Ritchie. Submitted by: MCW

Music Performer Nicknames:

Known informally as: Kid Pebble. Submitted by: Kosmic Kid

Known informally as: Bullgod, American Badass, Rock'n'Roll Jesus, etc.. Submitted by: I Wanna Rock!

Singers Who Act:

Notable Acting Credits
Comments & Submitter Name
"Biker Boyz, Joe Dirt" - Michael Prymula

Vainity Songs:

Song Name
Comments & Submitter Name
"My Name Is Rock/Where U At Rock (2 songs)"Both tracks, whose titles contain the second half of his name, appear on Rock's 1996 album "Early Mornin' Stoned Pimp." At this point in his career, he was still a rock-rap singer. - Mike
"Pimp Of The Nation""Pimp, hold my d**k like a holster / All the girls want a Kid Rock poster / And be able to both stay looked at / The number one pimp with the number one rap" - Travis

New Band Names:

New Name
Why It's Better
Submitter Name
Kid Hip HopHe mainly does hip hop, not rock.DJ Blaze
Man RockMaybe he'll mature someday!DarkJon64

New Song Names:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Cowlick""Cowboy"rap
"cowgirl""cowboy"shane
"Iraqi Dumb Ass""American Bad Ass"Way Cool Jr.
"I am the bulldyke""I am the bullgod"K-Bear
"Gambler""Cowboy"Rebel With A Cause

There are additional new song names available.

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer
Comment
Submitter Name
"I Am the Bullgod,"Cattle don't have a godKerry

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"What'd I Say?," Ray Charles"Bawitdaba," Kid Rock
"Cowboy," Kid Rock"John Wayne," Billy Idol

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Fit Of Rage" originally "Fist Of Rage"
Terror Reid
"Old And Empty" originally "Cold And Empty"
Gail McFarland
"Fist Of Rag" originally "Fist Of Rage"
Lindsay Doyle
"Fist Of Age" originally "Fist Of Rage"
Steve Losewood

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"Fist Of Range" originally "Fist Of Rage"
Gail McFarland
"First Of Rage" originally "Fist Of Rage"
Steve Losewood

Change a Letter:

"Bold And Empty" originally "Cold And Empty"
Tara Gilmer
"Pump Of The Nation" originally "Pimp Of The Nation"
Dionne Peacewick
"Pimp Of The Notion" originally "Pimp Of The Nation"
Dionne Peacewick
"Fish Of Rage" originally "Fist Of Rage"
Yay, angry fish!
i am the viod

Recordings:

May 9
a parody of "All Summer Long" by Kid Rock
Many of you probably know the story of Shakespeare's "A Midsummer Night's Dream". It's a classic comedy about love lost, and love gained. As told by Kid Rock as Puck the fairy prankster, and you get a fun time. If you're unfamiliar with this play, please check it out, it's great!
Soundclick: (mp3)
June 1
a parody of "All Summer Long" by Kid Rock
How I spent the summer of 1986
Reverb nation: (Mp3)

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Don't Tell Me How To Live""Redirected Back To Boomers"Jaykob Walson
"American Bad Ass""Lady in Black"@charliebravomrd
"Bawitdaba""Donkey Kong Country"the_conqueror_of_parodies
"Trucker Anthem""Pucker Anthem"Agrimorfee
"All Summer Long""Midsummer Long"Blaydeman
"Cowboy""Bag Boy"Abbott Skelding
"First Kiss""Worst Hiss"Matthias
"Born Free""Snorin'"the_conqueror_of_parodies
"Half Your Age""Half As Sane"Maigan O' Conor
"All Summer Long""(you'll See Lots More) Odumbas All Summer Long"Malcolm Higgins

There are additional song parodies available.

Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
Cadillac P***ySex Linesbrandon osborn's baby girl
PicturePolaroidsLoading57
CowboyMid-West Vacation Packagealphacrazee
BawitdabaHooked On Phonicsgitarkid

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
Feel Like Makin' LoveRape Counsel HotlineP-Ropester
F*** U BlindRape Counsel HotlineP-Ropester
I'm Gonna F*** You Blind B****Rape Counsel HotlineP-Ropester
Jackson, MississippiAlabama Tourism BoardP-Ropester
Drunk In The MorningAlcoholics AnonymousLogan Smith
There are additional on hold music ideas available.

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
Blurry
   Puddle Of Mudd
Picture
   Kid Rock
Blurry Picture
Couldn't hold the camera steady, lol
Ben Dover
Baby Talk
   Jan & Dean
Bawitdaba
   Kid Rock
Baby Talk [Bawitdaba]
Eric Andrews
Only God Knows Why
   Kid Rock
You Are the Way You Are
   Marvin Gaye
Only God Knows Why You Are The Way You Are
Mark
Bawitaba
   Kid Rock
Be Bop A Lula
   Gene Vincent
Bawitabebopalula
Kid Rock and 50's mixed up!
Danielle

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Blitzkid Rock
Blitzkid combined with Kid Rock
Submitted By: Gretchen Wieners
Kidd Rock
Jason Kidd combined with Kid Rock
Jason Kidd is a former NBA player who released a rap song in 1994 on the album "B-Ball's Best Kept Secret"
Submitted By: JeReMy
Camp Rock
Jeremy Camp combined with Kid Rock
A contemporary Christian singer and a rap-rock crossover singer combine their "last" names to get the title of a 2008 Disney Channel Original movie.
Submitted By: Calop
New Kid Rocks On The Block
New Kids On The Block combined with Kid Rock
Submitted By: Jed

There are additional Kid Rock Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.

Misheard Lyrics:

"Only God Knows Why"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's hard to hang out in clouds
Original Lyrics:
It's hard to hang out in crowds
"Forever"
Misheard Lyrics:
The year has shifted
Original Lyrics:
The Earth has shifted
"All Summer Long"
Misheard Lyrics:
Not thinking about the long run
Original Lyrics:
Not thinking about tomorrow
"Forever"
Misheard Lyrics:
The aunt is s***ty
Original Lyrics:
The Earth has shifted
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"Only God Knows Why"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's hard to hang out in clouds
Original Lyrics:
It's hard to hang out in crowds

Story about this misheard lyric by: Cody Finke

I thought it WAS hard to hang out in clouds.

There are additional misheard stories available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"American Bad Ass"
Better Lyrics:
I am American Fat Ass
So big take up half the Earth's mass
Original Lyrics:
I am American Bad Ass
Submitted by: Tinkleheimer
"American Bad Ass"
Better Lyrics:
I am American Fat Ass
Original Lyrics:
I am American Bad Ass
Submitted by: Gamblor

Funniest Song Lyrics:

"Forever"
The Funny Lyrics:
I get you higher then a tree top
Why They're Funny:
I think these lyrics are funny (not ha-ha funny, but other kind of funny) cuz he's either telling people subliminally to get high through his songs or inviting them to come and get high with him. It's pretty funny if you listen to it.
Submitted by: Oliver South
"Cowboy"
The Funny Lyrics:
I can smell a pig from a mile away.
Why They're Funny:
Mr. Rock, are you sure that a pig's smell can travel that far?
Submitted by: Evan Kerkhoff
There are additional Funny lyrics available.

Repetitive Song Lyrics:

"Wasting Time "
The Repetitive Lyrics:
I been sittin' here just wastin' time drinking, smoking, thinking, trying to free my mind.
I been sittin' here just wastin' time drinking, smoking, trying to free my mind.
Why They're Repetitive:
Yeah, smoking, drinking, and thinking are good ways to free your mind. But you've apparently done too much of all those things.
Submitted by: raprock
"Bawitaba"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
bawitaba da bang da bang
diggy diggy diggy said the boogie
said up jump the boogie
Why They're Repetitive:
ok, 1st of all this is the chorus and the song starts like this and he says it over and over and over. second of all, what does it mean?
Submitted by: (>:'_+_)chad

Nonsensical Song Lyrics:

"Bawitdaba"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Bawitdaba da bang da bang diggy, diggy, diggy
shake the boogie said up jump the boogie
Why They're Nonsensical:
Well, has anyone ever been able to figure out what bawitdaba (or the rest of the line containing it) means?
Submitted by: sXe LeXi 5X2
"Welcome 2 the Party (Ode to the Old School)"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
I'm outta sight like the planet Mars
Why They're Nonsensical:
Mars is clearly visible to the naked eye.
Submitted by: Dan

Insincere Song Lyrics:

"Forever"
The Insincere Lyrics:
I take punk rock and I mix it with the hip-hop.
I got money like Fort Knox.
I'll forever be the Kid Rock. Forever.
Why They're Insincere:
Oh, you mix rock with hip-hop. Wow, you and about a million other bands. And you won't be Kid Rock forever because eventually you'll have to 'grow up'.
Submitted by: wadded beef
 

Misrhymed Song Lyrics:

"Forever"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
And i mix it with the hip hop
I got money like Fort Knox
Why They're Misrhymed:
Is there a single lyric in this song that does rhyme? I think I found about two couplets that do, in the entire song. But since I can't post the whole thing, I thought I'd give you guys the part that annoys me the most... the part that makes me want to cut off my ears, leave them at my house, burn my house down, and move. Now if you'll excuse me, I must gauge out my eyes- they're bleeding from reading Kid Rock lyrics.
Submitted by: Tripzy
"Wasting Time"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
I'm in it to win it like Yzerman.
Can drink about 15 Heinekins
Why They're Misrhymed:
Nice try for Kid to putting Steve Yzerman and Heinekins in his song. But they don't exactly rhyme.
Submitted by: raprock

Inappropriate Song Lyrics:

"All Summer Long"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
We didn't have no internet
But man I never will forget
The way that moonlight shined upon her hair
Why They're Inappropriate:
The fact that they didn't have internet access over by that lake (in fact, if you listen to the beginning of the song, you'll notice he's setting the scene with the year, which was 20 years before this song was made, so of course they lacked internet back then) has nothing to do with the way the moon was shining on the woman who was with him.
Submitted by: Otto
 

Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:

"Cowboy"
The Lyrics:
Cause chaos, rock like Amadeus
Who They Mention:
Falco. He's an Austrian rock singer who scored a worldwide #1 hit with "Rock Me Amadeus" in 1986. That song refers to Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart.
Submitted by: Amadeus Rock
"Wasting Time"
The Lyrics:
I'm in it to win it
like Yzerman
Can drink about 15 Heinekins
Who They Mention:
Steve Yzerman
Submitted by: rap
There are additional celebrity lyrics available.

Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:

"Wasting Time"
The Lyrics:
I'm in it to win it
like Yzerman
Can drink about 15 Heinekins
Product Brand Name:
Heinekin
Submitted by: rap
"Cowboy"
The Lyrics:
I'm flickin' my Bic
up and down that coast
Product Brand Name:
Bic lighters
Submitted by: rap
There are additional product lyrics available.

Song Lyrics That Mention Other Songs:

"Cowboy"
The Song Lyrics:
I'm not straight outta Compton, I'm straight out the trailer
Song They Mention:
Straight Outta Compton by N.W.A
Submitted by: Rock Maninoff
"All Summer Long"
The Song Lyrics:
And singing "Sweet Home Alabama" all summer long.
Song They Mention:
"Sweet Home Alabama" by Lynyrd Skynyrd. The chord sequence is EXACTLY THE SAME for both songs.
Submitted by: Rocky Mak
There are additional Song Lyrics That Mention Other Songs lyrics available.

Songs That Open With Their Titles:

"Lonely Road of Faith"
Opening Lines:
Up and down that lonely road of faith
I have been there
Comments:
Submitted by: William Ransom
"Bawitdaba"
Opening Lines:
Bawitdaba da bang a bang...
Comments:
Submitted by: Brian Kelly

Made Up Words in Songs:

"Bawitdaba"
The Made Up Words:
Bawitdaba da bang a bang diggy diggy.
Comments:
I don't think you'll find that in the dictionary.
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
 

Boasting in Song Lyrics:

"Cockey"
The Boasting Lyrics:
"They say I'm cockey, and I say What? It ain't bragging mother F*&*^er if you back it up"
Comments:
I guess this just says it all. I do like his attitude though!
Submitted by: Jean
 

Bad Grammar in Song Lyrics:

"All Summer Long"
The Lyrics:
"We didn't have no internet"
Why:
Double negative - yes he did have no internet, it was 1989! (Unless Kid Rock was in the US military, which he doesn't mention in the song, and which seems unlikely if he spent all day making love to his favourite song. (Was he alone or was someone else with him?)
Submitted by: SherriffFatman
"All Summer Long"
The Lyrics:
Sippin' whiskey out the bottle
Why:
What's become of prepositions these days? "Sippin' whiskey out OF the bottle".
Submitted by: Alex
There are additional Bad Grammar in Song Lyrics available.

Band Name Anagrams:

OK, Rick D. Submitted by: Gus
Kid Cork Submitted by: Harry
Also notice that 'cork' is an anagram of 'rock'!
Rock Kid Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Reversing order of words changes meaning
Kick Rod Submitted by: Erik
Not something I would recommend.
Cork Kid Submitted by: Travis

Song Title Anagrams:

"On Roll" originally "Roll On"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
"No Roll" originally "Roll On"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
"Am I?" originally "I Am"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"I, Ma" originally "I Am"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"Mean" originally "Amen"
Submitted by: Martina McBride Of Frankenstein

There are additional Song Title Anagrams available.

Real Places Mentioned in Songs:

"All Summer Long"
The Lyrics:
And singing "Sweet Home Alabama" all summer long.
Why:
Alabama, state in USA. "Sweet Home Alabama" was originally done by Lynyrd Skynyrd. The chord sequences are exactly the same.
Submitted by: Rocky Mak
"All Summer Long"
The Lyrics:
It was summertime in northern Michigan
Why:
Michigan
Submitted by: Alex

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"All-Lumber Song" originally "All Summer Long"
Submitted by: Alice Spoonerism

Song Lawsuits:

"So Hott"
Somebody is suing Kid Rock because he claims that the beginning guitars in "So Hott" are the same as it is in his own song "Slow Death", and that he also did the same repetition of singing "so hot" three times, as he did in "Slow Death"
Submitted by: tictacs941

Band Name Spoonerisms:

Rid Cock originally "Kid Rock"
Submitted by: Peter

Hidden Messages:

"Bawitdaba"
After he says "and the chicks with the beepers" you will hear beepers in the background.
Submitted by: Travis

What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):

"Sheer Ego"
Kid Rock was the opener at this Rolling Stones show I attended in 2015. The souvenir booths had items from both Kid Rock and of course, the Stones. Kid Rock's souvenirs were just clothing items. There were hats simply saying "American Badass". OK, you say - no big deal. There were T-shirts with Rock's face on the front. Both the T-shirt and a jacket had this phrase from one of this song titles on the back: YOU'VE NEVER MET ANOTHER MOTHER FUCKER LIKE ME. Can you imagine the jokes that could draw from other people? LOL. OK, Kid. You said it, not me. If you say you're a motherfucker, then a motherfucker is what you are! YOU said that, not me!
Submitted by: I Got Stoned 2X At Ohio State University!
"Shown giving the middle finger on his CD's"
On the picture (non-reflective) side of the actual CD's, I mean. Let's see...there's "Cocky", "Devil Without A Cause", "Rock"--at least four CD's where he's shown flipping the bird! What a lunatic!!!!!!
Submitted by: Jonathan S.

Bad Ringtone Choices:

"Bawitdaba"
The Lyrics:
All you bastards at the IRS
For the crooked cops and the cluttered desks
For the shots of jack and the caps of meth
Why:
Imagine having this ringtone go off in a police station, at an IRS office, in a drug rehab center, or other such places.
Submitted by: Kerry
 

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