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Song Parodies -> "Snorin'"

Original Song Title:

"Born Free"

Original Performer:

Kid Rock

Parody Song Title:


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The Lyrics

Dude accuses another dude of snorin'...OR WAS HE?! Enjoy!
Hey ma-an, what has got you whi-inin'?
I-I just woke up, so ki-indly
Tell me what's gotten on your nerves, bro-o?
Say wha-at? Got no sleep last ni-ight an'
I-I am the one you're ci-itin'
To be who's at fault, but I don't kno-ow

Where you go-ot the stra-ange thou-ought, that I-I
Could've kept you up, tell you why
Wasn't sno-orin'
Nope, no sno-orin'
Was no sno-orin', sno-ori-in'

I do-on't want to hear complai-ainin'
Wro-ong, that's what you are, plai-ainly
There's no evidence that you can fi-ind
You ca-an't play a tape reco-ordin'
Me-e apparently sno-orin'
Cause no-one uses tapes, and it's a lie-ie

Know it for a-a fact, you can trust me-e
No "but"'s or "wait"'s it's clear to see
Wasn't sno-orin'
Nope, no sno-orin'
Was no sno-orin', sno-ori-in'
Nothin' you ca-an say could convict me-e
You should've simply counted shee-eep
Wasn't sno-orin'


Come o-on, I'm still wai-aitin'
Fo-or an apology-y, man
Say you're sorry for all you-our bullshi-it
Wait, no-o? Not your accusa-ation?
Liar, can't be sa-ayin'
That's not "you were snorin'" that mu-ust be i-i-it

Made other noises, tha-at's still lie-ies
You've got video proo-oof that I-I
Am a ho-orn freak
Trumpet ho-orn freak
Late-night ho-orn freak, ho-orn frea-eak
That's clearly so-omeone disguised as me-e, man
Fine, you caught me, I'm sorry-y
I'm a ho-orn freak
Total ho-orn freak
Such a ho-orn frea-eak, ho-orn frea-eak

Nice job, Captain Conclusion-Jumper, now everyone knows you're obsessed with horns...which sounds dirtier than it is, but that's not the point. Also, I didn't transcribe the "oh-whoa-whoa" crap at the end because screw that noise, essentially.

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Pacing: 1.9
How Funny: 1.7
Overall Rating: 1.9

Total Votes: 7

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Matthias - April 23, 2015 - Report this comment
Zzzzzzz.... Pretty exciting stuff for such a sleepy little parody!
Max Power - May 02, 2015 - Report this comment
Now that's a horny parody.
Abbott Skelding - May 05, 2015 - Report this comment
Overall, not a bad spoof...the pacing was spot on as usual. A funny idea, but trying to fit "snor-in'" with "born free"...a bit of a stretch for me, rhyme-wise. And the ending was a bit of a let down, to be honest. I don't know how many trumpets could be misinterpreted as snoring...
Agrimorfee - May 05, 2015 - Report this comment
This is one of your weaker efforts in a while, my friend...zzzzz, indeed.
Blaydeman - May 07, 2015 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I agree that it's not amongst your best work, but it's a servicable parody. I agree that using "snorin" as a replacement for "born" didn't quite work for me, so I could exactly buy in completely. But as a snorer (allegedly), I get it.

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