I am the_conqueror_of_parodies. And I have fought many a battle.

My first battle was on the 25th of March 2005. It was 'Just Eat It'. Many skirmishes soon followed, including one which all parodists are tempted to fight. I eventually called it 'Torture Number 5'. Another on following was a very difficult battle. Very few have faced it and survived. Of course, I was stupid enough to make it the fifth battle I'd fought. It ended up as 'The Matrix'.

Soon, an imposter appeared. Called himself 'The_conqueror_of_parodies'. Bastard! I attempted to make a truce with him, but no luck. I eventually had to resort to re-fighting his battles. A long time after that, the bastard joined forces with me without asking! Damn him to hell!

At this time, I had gotten into the habit of fighting several battles over the same subject. I had fought 4 about my fellow warrior Jabez (known as The Fire Knight (who likes chicken)), 6 about school, 4 about the toilet, and a couple about my love-life...um, let's move on, shall we?

During all of this, I had gotten tired of repeating my name across the pubs [comments and message boards, okay?]. So I made up an alias to go by to make bragging easier. This alias was known as: bobpiecheese. Unfortunately, it was just as annoying explaining who I was repeatedly. So I fought a battle to get the point across. 'The One Of Us' didn't work, as no-one understood it. So I had to fight another battle, which I simply dubbed 'Bobpiecheese'. Genius, eh?

At the time that 'Bobpiecheese' was fought, I had started to compete in these rather odd competitions. A lot of warriors took on of their battles, and they would compete to see which one was better! Completely insane [these are, obviously, SOTM comps and other random comps]! Annoyingly, I haven't won a single competition yet.

My more recent battles have been quite memorable. 'AmIRight' reminded people of other famous warriors, including the legend, Spaff.com [I had to sneak his name into this bio]. 'Don't Fight Bruce Lee, Angelina' became a part of a collaboration founded by the fighter Stu McArthur. Many warriors fought battles in a similiar way, but different in ways. 'Scurvy' was very unusual: it was an educational battle. 'Transformer Pie' was a battle which some warriors, like the aforementioned Stu, are afraid to fight. I think I did rather well in it.

I hope that this carving has informed future warriors of my glorious and my not-so-glorious battles, and inspire them to fight their own. I encourage them to compete in those silly competitions, and to STAY AWAY from American Pie, for your own sake! At least until you've become a master knight.

[Well, that wasn't bad for a themed bio, wasn't it? Quite a gripping read, if I do say so myself.

Cya in the battles of the future,

the_conqueror_of_parodies

a.k.a. bobpiecheese]

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