-> "Trip On The Road"
Original Song Title:
"Kiss From A Rose"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Trip On The Road"
The Lyrics
It's finally time for vacation, I've waited all week
So today I've packed all my stuff in my jeep
Now I wait for the cars to stop blocking my drive
Cause if they don't
I might explode
It isn't rush hour and
I'm sure that the lights have turned green
Buddy
I'm annoyed because my trip on the road is delayed
Ooh
The more I wait for you
More anger I feel, yeah
It shouldn't be that hard for you
To just bloody move out the way
I am so glad when all the cars move
Now I'm on my way
What the hey?
I'm drivin' and to my dismay, buddy
There seems to be a large obstruction blocking up the lanes
Don't know what the hell the thing is, buddy
But what I know
Is now I'm slowed
And talking to myself, there's no "buddy" here to be seen
Buddy
I'm annoyed because my trip on the road is delayed
Ooh
Construction workers, move
That blockage with speed, yeah
It shouldn't be that hard for you
To move that dead bull out the way
So my trip on the road's been delayed
By a bull on the road that's decayed
So my trip on the road's been delayed
(How did that dead bull get in the way)
Move that bull on the road
...that bloody dead bull out the way
This is such a jam, I can tell you
So much in the way
I remain
Infuriatingly delayed
Don't know what's keeping the construction guys from cleaning up, yeah
And my GPS is buggered, buddy
So I can't go
To other roads
To simply go around this blockade, now the light's turning green
Hooray
So now it seems that my trip on the road's on the way
Ooh
That dead bull is now moved
A path is revealed, yeah
Now all the cars can now move
My trip to Muldoon's on the way
Yes, finally my bloody trip on the road's on the way
Ooh
The pedal's down, I zoom
The wind, I can feel, yeah
But now my car slows to a cruise
I've run out of juice, not again
I've no spare gas, can't refuel
Can nothing go smooth here today?
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