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Music Jokes:

Q: Who is a penguin's favourite pop star?
A: Seal
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Performer Pseudonyms:

Also known as: Henry Olusegun Olumide Samuel . Submitted by: britrock

Also known as: Sealhenry Samuel. Submitted by: wave

New Band Names:

New Name
Why It's Better
Submitter Name
SeaLionHe is tight, but why use his first name, just pick another cute sea animal, damit!S.T.G.

Better Names for Current Songs:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Piss On Your Nose""Kiss From A Rose"Aaerni

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer
Comment
Submitter Name
"Kiss From A Rose,"Ever been kissed by a flower?Aaerni
"Kiss From A Rose,"Aaerni

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
Comments & Submittor Name
"Hey, Joe""Killer," SealHe really DID shoot his old woman down - rocky
"Killer""I Love It When You Call Me Names," Joan ArmatradingMust be a terrorist - rocky

Change a Letter In a Song Title:

"Don't Pry" originally "Don't Cry"
Mia
"Don't Fry" originally "Don't Cry"
Baking or grilling is much healthier.
Mia
"Don't Dry" originally "Don't Cry"
Mia
"Prayer For The Lying" originally "Prayer For The Dying"
as in, lying down
Serafina
"Piss From a Rose" originally "Kiss From a Rose"
that's worse than the thorns!
mandylee

Song Parodies:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Kiss From The Rose""Hanged From The School Flagpole"Will John
"Kiss From A Rose""Tryst With The Sheep"Red Ant
"Kiss From A Rose""Itch In My Nose"giblet o'sarcasm (with bartholomew cheapshot)
"Kiss From A Rose""Hissed By A Snake"Tokusou Sentai Blessranger
"Kiss From a Rose""Kiss on the Nose"Mary Dodson
"Kiss From a Rose""Lit Like a Bulb"Redlocks
"Waiting For You""Can You Hear Me Now?"Phil Nelson
"Prayer for the Dying""Nair I'm Applying"MrMacphisto
"Kiss From a Rose""Dissing Pete Rose"Chris Bodily TM
"Crazy""Lazy"Elena M.

There are additional Seal song parodies available.

Duets Not Yet Performed:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
Beat It
   Michael Jackson
Killer
   Seal
Beat It, Killer!
hybrid
Every Rose Has Its Thorn
   Poison
Kiss From A Rose
   Seal
Every Kiss From A Rose Has Its Thorn
Now THAT'S one painful kiss!
Tim Slow Draw McGraw
She's Gone
   Hall and Oates
Crazy
   Seal
She's Gone Crazy
Someone must be off her medication.
Ed
Jerry Lee Is Still The King
   Windopane
Killer
   Seal
Jerry Lee Is Still The Killer
MOR
There are additional Seal duets that haven't been done yet available.

Misheard Lyrics:

"Kiss From A Rose"
Misheard Lyrics:
To me you're something that a dictionary can't define
Original Lyrics:
To me you're a growing addiction I cant deny
"System"
Misheard Lyrics:
I keep falling for my sister
Original Lyrics:
We keep falling for the system
"Fly Like An Eagle"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to fly like I'm evil.
Original Lyrics:
I want to fly like an eagle.
"Crazy"
Misheard Lyrics:
In a world full of people, only seventy-five of them
Are not crazy.
Original Lyrics:
In a world full of people, only some want to fly
Isn't that crazy?
There are additional Seal misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Story:

"A Kiss From A Rose"
Misheard Lyrics:
There used to be a Graeme Taylor.
Original Lyrics:
There used to be a greying tower.

Story about this misheard lyric by: Pickle*

Someone on the Radio 2 website asked why Seal was singing about a potty-mouthed English football manager.

There are additional Seal misheard stories available.

Nonsensical Lyrics:

"Kiss From A Rose"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
And did you know, that when it snows,
my eyes become larger,
the light that you shine can be seen
Why They're Nonsensical:
What?? How do your eyes become larger when it snows? Do your pupils get all dilated when you see the little white flakes falling down?
Submitted by: Maddie
"Kiss From A Rose"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
I've been kissed by a rose on the gray
Why They're Nonsensical:
Think 'diamond in the rough'. This whole song is about a girl that feels really down but the guy is trying to say that she is much more than that. Read the actual lyrics and listen to the song a few times before you make comments like this!
Submitted by: Big Mr Hermes
There are additional Seal nonsensical lyrics available.

Inappropriate Lyrics:

"Kiss From A Rose"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
Did you know that when it snows My eyes become large and the light that you shine can? can't? be seen.
Why They're Inappropriate:
I had been lead to believe that this was about taking heroine. 'Snow'? 'Kiss from a rose'? Ouch!
Submitted by: Nick the Bass Ace
"Kiss From A Rose"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
I've been kissed by a rose on the grey
Why They're Inappropriate:
This is a response to Molly-O. In this song, Seal is using a metaphor. He compares himself to a greying tower (like a harbor) that sits alone on the sea. Then a woman, 'the rose', comes along and blooms by the dark tower. So the grey of the tower (the darkness) has been kissed with color and life, (from the 'rose')which causes a light to beam from it once again. It's really a beautiful metaphor, and I didn't understand it until I could relate to the words, and now it's my favorite song. I hope my comments make sense, but if not, oh well :)
Submitted by: Erica
There are additional Seal inappropriate lyrics available.
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