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This is the most recent information about Seal that has been submitted to amIright. If we have more information about Seal, then we provide a link to the section where it appears (the actual page whenever possible).

 
 

Jokes:

Q: Who is a penguin's favourite pop star?
A: Seal
Submitted by:
 

Music Performer Pseudonyms:

Also known as: Seal Henry Olusegun Olumide Adeola Samuel. Submitted by: Mother Popcorn

Also known as: Henry Olusegun Olumide Samuel . Submitted by: britrock

New Band Names:

New Name
Why It's Better
Submitter Name
DolphinI've heard one of my ex-bosses call him thatJennifer Like Hewitt
SquealHis facial appearance makes people wanna...Robert D. Arndt Jr.
SeehundHis name in German (married to Heidi Klum)Robert D. Arndt Jr.
WalrusThis was quoted in a "Family Matters" episode.Paul Warren
SeaLionHe is tight, but why use his first name, just pick another cute sea animal, damit!S.T.G.

New Song Names:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Piss On Your Nose""Kiss From A Rose"Aaerni

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer
Comment
Submitter Name
"Kiss From A Rose,"Ever been kissed by a flower?JD
"Kiss From A Rose,"FussBudget

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"Wait For Me," Hall & Oates"Waiting For You," Seal
"I'm Crying," The Animals"Don't Cry," Seal
"I Am Woman," Helen Reddy"I Am Your Man," Seal
"What You Waiting For?," Gwen Stefani"Waiting For You," Seal
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"I Am Your Ma" originally "I Am Your Man"
Bambi (one with a gall bladder)
"I Am You Man" originally "I Am Your Man"
Bambi (one with a gall bladder)
"I Am Our Man" originally "I Am Your Man"
Bambi (one with a gall bladder)
"Payer For The Dying" originally "Prayer For The Dying"
Needed, since funerals are expensive
Shelley Potts

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"I Arm Your Man" originally "I Am Your Man"
Naomi Swanson
"Humane Being" originally "Human Being"
Gretchen Wieners
"Prayer For The Dyeing" originally "Prayer For The Dying"
that is, those who dye their hair
Ferragamo
"Prayer For The Drying" originally "Prayer For The Dying"
Shelley Potts
"Sprayer For The Dying" originally "Prayer For The Dying"
Veronica Krumpfelhagen

Change a Letter:

"Writing For You" originally "Waiting For You"
Serafina
"Wailing For You" originally "Waiting For You"
Yvette Bristle
"Won't Cry" originally "Don't Cry"
Wendy Torrance
"Prayer For The Doing" originally "Prayer For The Dying"
Dobbs
"Writing For You" originally "Waiting For You"
nally

There are additional Seal song titles with a letter changed available.

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Crazy""Baby"the_conqueror_of_parodies
"Kiss From A Rose""Eat All the Dopes (Zombie Time)"2nz
"Kiss From A Rose""Bit By A Zombie"Dragon
"Kiss From A Rose""Trip On The Road"the_conqueror_of_parodies
"Kiss From A Rose""Kiss For A Toad"Blaydeman
"Kiss from a rose""F**k Me Why The Hell Do Fridges Have Light And Freezers Do Not"Gari J
"Kiss From The Rose""Hanged From The School Flagpole"Will John
"Kiss From A Rose""Tryst With The Sheep"Red Ant
"Kiss From A Rose""Itch In My Nose"giblet o'sarcasm (with bartholomew cheapshot)
"Kiss From A Rose""Hissed By A Snake"Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

There are additional Seal song parodies available.

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
I'll Be
   Edwin McCain
Waiting For You
   Seal
I'll Be Waiting For You
Serafina
Every Little Kiss
   Bruce Hornsby & The Range
Kiss From A Rose
   Seal
Every Little Kiss From A Rose
Peter
I Am, I Said
   Neil Diamond
Crazy
   Seal
I Am Crazy, I Said
Edward
Should I Stay Or Should I Go?
   The Clash
Crazy
   Seal
Should I Stay Or Should I Go Crazy?
Another way to come up with this combined title!
Lauren
There are additional Seal duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Great Big Seal
Great Big Sea combined with Seal
Submitted By: Donna Gelpigi
Sea Lion
Seal combined with White Lion
A sea creature similar to the seal.
Submitted By: U. Guest It

Misheard Lyrics:

"Fly Like An Eagle"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna cry like an eagle
Original Lyrics:
I wanna fly like an eagle
"Kiss from a Rose"
Misheard Lyrics:
To me you're like I wrote a dictionary did'ya know.
Won't you tell me is that that heavy babe?
But did you know that when it snows my eyes become large and the light that you shine can be seen.
I've been kissed by a rose on the grave.
Original Lyrics:
To me you're like a growing addiction that I can't deny
Won't you tell me is that healthy babe?
But did you know that when it snows
My eyes become large
And the light that you shine can be seen.
I've been kissed by a rose on the grey.
"Kiss from a Rose"
Misheard Lyrics:
A kiss on the nose from a grape
Original Lyrics:
A kiss from a rose on the grey.
"Prayer for the Dying"
Misheard Lyrics:
Phyllis people
Original Lyrics:
Fearless people
There are additional Seal misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"Kiss from a Rose"
Misheard Lyrics:
A kiss on the nose from a grape
Original Lyrics:
A kiss from a rose on the grey.

Story about this misheard lyric by: Trina

From my two young kids

There are additional Seal misheard stories available.

Nonsensical Song Lyrics:

"Kiss From A Rose"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
And did you know, that when it snows,
my eyes become larger,
the light that you shine can be seen
Why They're Nonsensical:
What?? How do your eyes become larger when it snows? Do your pupils get all dilated when you see the little white flakes falling down?
Submitted by: Maddie
"Kiss From A Rose"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
I've been kissed by a rose on the gray........
Why They're Nonsensical:
The gray what? I don't even want to think about what he might be trying to tell us......a rose on the gray? Talk about grasping for lyrics.
Submitted by: tonei

Inappropriate Song Lyrics:

"Kiss From A Rose"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
Did you know that when it snows
My eyes become large and the light that you shine can be seen.
Why They're Inappropriate:
I had been lead to believe that this was about taking heroine. 'Snow'? 'Kiss from a rose'? Ouch!
Submitted by: Nick the Bass Ace
 

Band Name Anagrams:

Sela Submitted by: Ferragamo
As in actress Sela Ward
Ales Submitted by: George Straitjacket
Sale Submitted by: Ursula Turpin
Leas Submitted by: Ursula Turpin
Leas, as in meadows

Song Title Anagrams:

"Kiss Rosa For Me" originally "Kiss From A Rose"
Submitted by: Alexis
"A Tin Wig For You" originally "Waiting For You"
Submitted by: Stu L. Pigeon
"Kisses For Omar" originally "Kiss From A Rose"
Submitted by: Alexis

Song Title Acrostics:

PAW: "People Asking Why"
Submitted by: Edyth Bowen

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"Dare For The Prying" originally "Prayer For The Dying"
Submitted by: Linda Radnil

Performers with Handicaps:

"Stuttering"
As a child, Seal had a major problem with stuttering. He was able to work around it and eventually become an amazing singer.
Submitted by: Larcen Tyler
"Discoid lupus of the face"
Leading to scarring of the face.
Submitted by: Rocky Mak

What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):

"Possible Naiveness?"
In the liner notes to his untitled second album (sometimes called Seal II or Seal 1994) there's a "letter to a friend". It discusses issues and problems that have plagued history, notably hate, war, racism,etc. Seal says that complacity is fast becoming a thing of the past so if you feel you can't "go on" remember that "fast changes" are coming. One might've thought along that line in 1990 after the Cold War ended peacefully but in 1994 war had become a TV drama for armchair warriors, the violent and ugly genocidal Bosnia war raged on, the hideous Rwanda genocide was on, the rise of domestic terrorism and extremist militias, hate radio and other evils had run rampant. Seal, you make really good music but did someone spike your drink?
Submitted by: I Saw the Annular Solar Eclipse of 1994!

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