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Q: Who is a penguin's favourite pop star? A: Seal Submitted by:
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Also known as: Seal Henry Olusegun Olumide Adeola Samuel. Submitted by: Mother Popcorn
Also known as: Henry Olusegun Olumide Samuel . Submitted by: britrock
New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
| Squeal | His facial appearance makes people wanna... | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| Seehund | His name in German (married to Heidi Klum) | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| Walrus | This was quoted in a "Family Matters" episode. | Paul Warren |
| SeaLion | He is tight, but why use his first name, just pick another cute sea animal, damit! | S.T.G. |
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Piss On Your Nose" | "Kiss From A Rose" | Aaerni |
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "Kiss From A Rose," | Ever been kissed by a flower? | JD |
| "Kiss From A Rose," | FussBudget |
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "I'm Crying," The Animals | "Don't Cry," Seal | |
| "I Am Woman," Helen Reddy | "I Am Your Man," Seal | |
| "What You Waiting For?," Gwen Stefani | "Waiting For You," Seal | |
| "Cryin'," Aerosmith | "Don't Cry," Seal | |
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Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Kiss From A Rose" | "Eat All the Dopes (Zombie Time)" | 2nz |
| "Kiss From A Rose" | "Bit By A Zombie" | Dragon |
| "Kiss From A Rose" | "Trip On The Road" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
| "Kiss From A Rose" | "Kiss For A Toad" | Blaydeman |
| "Kiss from a rose" | "F**k Me Why The Hell Do Fridges Have Light And Freezers Do Not" | Gari J |
| "Kiss From The Rose" | "Hanged From The School Flagpole" | Will John |
| "Kiss From A Rose" | "Tryst With The Sheep" | Red Ant |
| "Kiss From A Rose" | "Itch In My Nose" | giblet o'sarcasm (with bartholomew cheapshot) |
| "Kiss From A Rose" | "Hissed By A Snake" | Tokusou Sentai Blessranger |
| "Kiss From a Rose" | "Kiss on the Nose" | Mary Dodson |
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First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| He'll Have To Go Jim Reeves | Crazy Seal | He'll Have To Go Crazy | Edward |
| Beat It Michael Jackson | Killer Seal | Beat It, Killer! | hybrid |
| Every Rose Has Its Thorn Poison | Kiss From A Rose Seal | Every Kiss From A Rose Has Its Thorn Now THAT'S one painful kiss! | Tim Slow Draw McGraw |
| She's Gone Hall & Oates | Crazy Seal | She's Gone Crazy Someone must be off her medication. | Ed |
| There are additional Seal duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
"Waiting for You"
Misheard Lyrics: How am I supposed to be the kid without you?
Original Lyrics: How am I supposed to be the king without you?
| "Waiting for You"
Misheard Lyrics: Feels like the walls inside
Original Lyrics: Feels like the world's at stake
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"Kiss From A Rose"
Misheard Lyrics: To me your lights have blown a dictionary, Cash Nut
Original Lyrics: To me, you're like a growing addiction that I can't deny
| "Kiss From A Rose"
Misheard Lyrics: There used to be a great tyrant alone on the sea.
Original Lyrics: There used to be a greying tower alone on the sea.
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"A Kiss From A Rose"
Misheard Lyrics: There used to be a Graeme Taylor.
Original Lyrics: There used to be a greying tower.
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Pickle* Someone on the Radio 2 website asked why Seal was singing about a potty-mouthed English football manager. |
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"Kiss From A Rose"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: And did you know, that when it snows,
my eyes become larger, the light that you shine can be seen Why They're Nonsensical: What?? How do your eyes become larger when it snows? Do your pupils get all dilated when you see the little white flakes falling down?
Submitted by: Maddie
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The Nonsensical Lyrics: I've been kissed by a rose on the gray........
Why They're Nonsensical: The gray what? I don't even want to think about what he might be trying to tell us......a rose on the gray? Talk about grasping for lyrics.
Submitted by: tonei
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"Kiss From A Rose"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: Did you know that when it snows
My eyes become large and the light that you shine can be seen. Why They're Inappropriate: I had been lead to believe that this was about taking heroine. 'Snow'? 'Kiss from a rose'? Ouch!
Submitted by: Nick the Bass Ace
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