Song Parodies -> Tryst With The Sheep
| Original Song Title: | "Kiss From A Rose" |
| Original Performer: | Seal |
| Parody Song Title: | "Tryst With The Sheep" |
| Parody Written by: | Red Ant |
DKTOS? Try something listed here. Decent lyrics here. Seal's pacing and rhyme scheme are fairly wacked out, this follows that.
Ba ba ba... (ba) ba (ba) ba (ba ba) ba (ba) ba ba ba! (x4)
There... used to be an elder farmer
Alone on the range
Ewes.... afraid
This guy had a passion deranged
Love.... was strange
He drug them up high on the hill
As I was told
The story goes
Their eyes became large and
The crimes in the night never seen!
People!...
I relate to you the tryst with the sheep -
- On that day!
Oooh!, the more he's getting ewes -
- Copping a field!, yeah!
I heard that his sheep were so scared
No joke that is shared
On this day....
Ba ba ba... (ba) ba (ba) ba (ba ba) ba (ba) ba ba ba! (x2)
There... is so much this man could tell you
Too much but I'll say
Ewes.... were game
For hours - for pleasure - all DAY!
Maybe.....
Perhaps that's too much information -
- Well you better hide
What I'll tell you is unhealthy - say....
Well here's a tip
When near a cliff
Their thighs become tighter -
- The cries in the night more like screams!
People!...
I relate to you his trysts with the sheep -
- Everyday!
Oooh!, the more he's getting ewes -
- Copping a field!, yeah! (bleah!)
It's more than wool that he farmed
Were sheep ever harmed?
No debate!...
[interlude]
It ... was.... trysts with the sheep everyday
Farmer Dicken a creep (I would say)
Mister Dicken with sheep night and day
(...and so I'll tell all in song - what the hay!)
It was Dicken, some sheep (what the.. hey!)
There is so much this man could tell you
Too much but I'll say -
- Ewes.... were layed
For hours - for pleasure - all DAY!:
That is way too much information -
- And I won't deny (yeah)
And what I tell you is unhealthy, say....
But did you know?
When sheep are cold
Their eyes just start bulging -
- The cries in the night more like screams!..
People!...
I relate to you his trysts with the sheep -
- every lay!
Oooh!, the more he's getting ewes -
- bopping his field!, yeah!
And well this story does twist
His final sheep trist
Wasn't great
Yes I should tell you that his bliss with the sheep -
- Went astray
Oooh!, no more he's nailing ewes -
Mistakenly felt - a male! (yeah!)
Now Dicken's testes ARE blue!
The ram rammed him too!
Up the A!
Ba ba ba... (ba) ba (ba) ba (ba ba) ba (ba) ba ba ba!
Now is this story untrue?
A lie told in tune?
Or hear-
-say?........
There... used to be an elder farmer
Alone on the range
Ewes.... afraid
This guy had a passion deranged
Love.... was strange
He drug them up high on the hill
As I was told
The story goes
Their eyes became large and
The crimes in the night never seen!
People!...
I relate to you the tryst with the sheep -
- On that day!
Oooh!, the more he's getting ewes -
- Copping a field!, yeah!
I heard that his sheep were so scared
No joke that is shared
On this day....
Ba ba ba... (ba) ba (ba) ba (ba ba) ba (ba) ba ba ba! (x2)
There... is so much this man could tell you
Too much but I'll say
Ewes.... were game
For hours - for pleasure - all DAY!
Maybe.....
Perhaps that's too much information -
- Well you better hide
What I'll tell you is unhealthy - say....
Well here's a tip
When near a cliff
Their thighs become tighter -
- The cries in the night more like screams!
People!...
I relate to you his trysts with the sheep -
- Everyday!
Oooh!, the more he's getting ewes -
- Copping a field!, yeah! (bleah!)
It's more than wool that he farmed
Were sheep ever harmed?
No debate!...
[interlude]
It ... was.... trysts with the sheep everyday
Farmer Dicken a creep (I would say)
Mister Dicken with sheep night and day
(...and so I'll tell all in song - what the hay!)
It was Dicken, some sheep (what the.. hey!)
There is so much this man could tell you
Too much but I'll say -
- Ewes.... were layed
For hours - for pleasure - all DAY!:
That is way too much information -
- And I won't deny (yeah)
And what I tell you is unhealthy, say....
But did you know?
When sheep are cold
Their eyes just start bulging -
- The cries in the night more like screams!..
People!...
I relate to you his trysts with the sheep -
- every lay!
Oooh!, the more he's getting ewes -
- bopping his field!, yeah!
And well this story does twist
His final sheep trist
Wasn't great
Yes I should tell you that his bliss with the sheep -
- Went astray
Oooh!, no more he's nailing ewes -
Mistakenly felt - a male! (yeah!)
Now Dicken's testes ARE blue!
The ram rammed him too!
Up the A!
Ba ba ba... (ba) ba (ba) ba (ba ba) ba (ba) ba ba ba!
Now is this story untrue?
A lie told in tune?
Or hear-
-say?........
copyright 2006+ Jack "Red Ant" Fletcher
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After reading this, I have a rather sheepish grin...I think this is written in i-lambic metre...it's very cleverly done
Not familiar with the OS, but even read as poetry, I quite giggled with mirth. Ewe did a marvelous job. Baaaaa....
555, a really funny parody. ^____^
Not baaaad. In fact, pretty good. 555
fun read...wild and wooly
Got what was coming to him ..... I liked 'copping a field and many others. Really good job, Jack. 5's
When my sister heard TOS, she liked it so much, she thought it was too perfect to be mocked by. I guess she was wrong! Anyway, nice job, I like the batman movie since it had the song in it,555
Ovine divine. Not ba-a-a-a-d. 5s.
A Texas legislator was actually quoted: "God invented women because sheep can't type." 'Course, he was (rightfully) never heard from again.....
A Texas legislator was actually quoted: "God invented women because sheep can't type." 'Course, he was (rightfully) never heard from again.....
OK, now do the Beatles "P.S. I Love Ewe". Excellent, Jack. 555
Fun parody, 555's
Thanks AFW, Paree Dee, Step-chan, John, Alvin, Pat, Jeol, Tommy Turtle, Rick C and Larry.
AFW: "i-lambic"; good pun there.
Pat: "Copping a field" was one of my favorites too.
Joel: All of those "bas" were begging for it, but I half agree with your sister; it is a very good song.
Tommy Turtle: That quote is surreal. By the way, I am starting to see the importance of punctuation, though when singing "Dicken, some sheep" that comma is utterly lost. Say it out loud if you don't get it. :0
Rick C: Given the number of Beatles' songs with "you" in the title I could be very busy doing sheep themes, though I'll keep yours in mind.
AFW: "i-lambic"; good pun there.
Pat: "Copping a field" was one of my favorites too.
Joel: All of those "bas" were begging for it, but I half agree with your sister; it is a very good song.
Tommy Turtle: That quote is surreal. By the way, I am starting to see the importance of punctuation, though when singing "Dicken, some sheep" that comma is utterly lost. Say it out loud if you don't get it. :0
Rick C: Given the number of Beatles' songs with "you" in the title I could be very busy doing sheep themes, though I'll keep yours in mind.
You nailed the ba ba bas good here Jack! BTW, I'll take a sheep shoot and promote my very first parody (OK, so there has only been two) parody on this subject, written shortly before I started the Jesterdays thread: http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/thebeatles957.shtml
Not a baaaad choice for SOTM. :-)
"Perhaps that's too much information"... But I loved it, almost as I love my sheep...
(SOTM) Thank ewe for letting me know that ewe were changing your entry at the last minute. "One Week Chord" struck a chord with me, but this one isn't baaaad either. I loved it! I have heard of "Mad About Ewe," but this is ridiculous! Five pounds of wool for you.
(SOTM) Hahaha! I know you'd been inspired by K1chyd for this, but this is about real sheep, not inflatable ones! I'd insert a bad sheep pun here, but alas, it seems like they have all been taken. =(
Cat: I in turn was inspired by Rick Duncan’s "Farmyard Love". Come to think about it now that the month is over, "trysts with sheeps" was kinda the March Parody Madness subject of 2006 (It was “uranus” in 2004 and (unfortunately) "poop" in 2005, both before your arrival). But take it from someone who has been poking around with this subject himself, Jack’s take on it here might be the best one in the (even if it was lighter this year) craze and though I’m more than satisfied with my own parody, this one is better, and a worthy contender for the SOTM medals.
SOTM: "Some great puns in here" he says with a sheepish grin (Ewe betcha...copping a field stands out for me). Excellent stuff here!
(SOTM) Glaaaaaaad you entered this. Excellent from start to finish.
Yes, toilet parodies were a "madness" subject last March...but there have also been some since then...and even before then. I didn't like 'em (and still don't)...but they don't really bother me much anymore. I just don't look at 'em. I DO like this one, though.
(SOTM) I like Seal, but he seems a bit humorless. You captured the poetry that he exudes and twisted it into something sick and perverted. Lotsa points for that, Red.
(SOTM)
^ "(SOTM)"? I know what that stands for, but why didn'cha write anything else?
(SOTM) This came off as a serious TMI, Red Ant. Well written though.
You talkin' to me? Looks as if I did. : D
(SOTM) You naughty boy, Jack. Just for that, you have to clean my pants, as I shat them with laughter. Brilliant.
SOTM-Good
(SOTM) Boy, this Dickens guy is a real Wooly Bully. :-)
Yeah, Red Ant. I didn't recognize the title, but my friend's family played this song over and over again around 7 or 8 years ago. So much so that I'm still sick of it. Great pacing, great use of original, and to a song that IMO very much deserves it.
(sotm) hmm, can't believe I missed this one - a lot of these details occur regularly in that great Australian passtime "New Zealand jokes" - I see all the baaaaa, woolly, ewe gags have been taken - that'll teach me for arriving so late - great idea well done Red
A man walks into a baa... :-)
(sotm) nice. the baa's are my favorite. especially when they get him baaack.. in the end (pun intended)
SOTM--Yowza! I feel a little dirty having read this...but at least I've got a smile on my face, eh?
(SOTM) Like Arwen, I too feel dirty after reading this. However, I can't stop laughing at how sick it is...
(SOTM) I'm sorry, but that's just freakin' hilarious.
(SOTM) See above!
Thanks Peter, Matthias, Chris, Cat, Jeff, Rex, Mr. Critic, Agrimorfee, Pat, Scathe, bobpiecheese, Max, Rick C, 2nz, Stu, Phil, Confission, Arwen, Jay, Johnny D and Larry.
DKTOS so I can't really vote. But this scanned well as a poem. And I found it shearly delightful!
(ABC)He got plenty o'mutton!
Another great lambpooning ;)
(ABC05T)
Ant - This is where they separate the men from the ewes... with a crowbar. You'd think I'd get ewes to these sheepish tails by now, but although revolting to imagine the parody is still funny. Seems that this fellow in the end forgot his "Dodge Ram".
Ant - This is where they separate the men from the ewes... with a crowbar. You'd think I'd get ewes to these sheepish tails by now, but although revolting to imagine the parody is still funny. Seems that this fellow in the end forgot his "Dodge Ram".
(ABC) ah yes, I remember this one - see above - and "When near a cliff their thighs become tighter" is an interesting tidbit to stowaway for future reference - and when that ewe gets thirsty (or a little dry) what she'll need is a Dicken's cider (if he can spare one that is) - 555
(ABC) Oh, is that why Clarice heard the lambs screaming! 555 and KY!
ABC5(T) Lots of good lines in this one!!!...555!!!
I still don't get it... but it's still funny! 555
(ABC5) See above...haven't read this one in a while. I think I'm gonna be sick.
This one is borderline insanity Jack. . .but then I'm one to talk eh. . .fun, different, but fun --probably wrong word choice--parody
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