Song Parodies ->Authors -> Red Ant
New and improved bio! Now with more ego and less substance than before!

Just kidding of course. I'm the parodist who goes by Red Ant, whose real name is Jack Fletcher. I was born in and grew up in a small town in Virginia and still live there today.

I've been writing parodies for nearly three years, and have begun recording them recently. Before we get to those, I'd like to highlight what are considered some of my best works:

"I am the Very Master of all Errors Typographical": An ode to my craptacular typing and grammar, it took the bronze Medal June 2005 Song Of The Month (SOTM).
Paul Simon and Art Garfunkel Fight!: Paul and Art really have it out in this parody, which took the bronze medal in the October 2005 SOTM.
Name is Jack: Self deprecating tune which won the silver medal in the February 2006 SOTM
Battle Hymn of the Darwin Awards": About the idiot's idiot, it took the silver medal in May 2006 SOTM.
Spamming Pests: A scorching view of spam, this won the gold medal in June 2006 SOTM.
I Don't Really Care Set to Johnny Cash's "I've Been Everywhere", this won the gold medal in January 2007 SOTM.
X, The Bastard Letter: Set to "Puff, The Magic Dragon", this won the gold medal in ABC2, X Round.
Everybody's Girl: A parody of REM's "Everybody Hurts", this won the gold medal in ABC3, E Round.
What Rhymes With Orange?: A parody of "The Sound of Silence", this won the gold medal in ABC3, W Round.

Personal favorites: Foul Mouthed Me and Suicidal Anus

My recordings! Below Average Dave has recorded some of my songs as well as got me into recording myself. They are currently hosted on Soundclick.com: here's my current playlist:



I can be contacted through the Inthe00s.com Messageboard. Oh, as for my A/S/L, interests, favorite brand of cat food, etc.... um, if you really want to know that kind of information, here you go: 30s/Yes/VA, having fun, whatever is on sale, etc.

Jack "Red Ant" Fletcher

Song Parodies -> Recordings

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Parody TitleOriginal SongOriginal PerformerSubmitted
Broken SongBroken WingsMr. Mister2007-02-15
Copy CatStupid GirlGarbage2007-03-05
Foul Mouthed MeWithout MeEminem2007-05-11
Don't Tase Me, Bro! (Tased And Confused)Dazed And ConfusedLed Zeppelin2007-09-22
Hey There, MariaHey There, DelilahPlain White Ts2007-11-13
Whining and a Bi*chingLoosing My ReligionR.E.M.2007-11-13
American ParodistAmerican IdiotGreen Day2008-01-18
Overly Long Song Title That No One RemembersElderly Woman Behind The Counter In A Small TownPearl Jam2008-02-25
Reindeer horn buyers get elk poop for freeWorking Class HeroGreen Day2008-04-20


Song Parodies -> Lyrics

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Parody TitleOriginal TitlePerformerSubmittedPFOH
Loose Ground ( Alternate Lyrics )Loose GroundAlice In Chains2005-02-204.34.04.3124
HeroinWouldAlice In Chains2005-02-204.02.93.6120
Happy Together (Split Personality)Happy TogetherThe Turtles2005-02-284.14.84.9142
Addicted to Bud ( Marijuana)Addicted to loveRobert Palmer2005-02-284.13.54.0149
Bute ThrustYoung LustAerosmith2005-02-284.04.04.0110
I Wish I Couldn't RememberI Can't RememberAlice in Chains2005-02-284.03.83.8111
Dave ChappelleMy Name Is...Slim ShadyEminem2005-02-283.53.93.9265
The One Thing I Can Never HaveSomething I Can Never HaveNine Inch Nails2005-02-283.83.44.0121
That ThroneThem BonesAlice in Chains2005-02-283.73.63.7232
Netzero/Dial-up sucksSo Happy TogetherThe Turtles2005-03-014.04.64.4373
Hepaptitis CDust in the WindKansas2005-03-014.73.74.7258
At SearsKashmirLed Zepplin2005-03-015.05.05.0262
Crippled For LifeStaying AliveThe Bee Gees2005-03-013.73.53.8158
The Surreal World ( Vegas Loser)The Real WorldQueensryche2005-03-015.05.05.0144
Leaving Las VegasNights In White SatinThe Moody Blues2005-03-024.63.94.5139
Eating His Feces ( Help my dog is..)Falling To PiecesFaith No More2005-03-023.84.24.0164
The Guards Are Watching MeSilent LucidityQueensryche2005-03-025.04.55.0155
Dead Brainy ( The Most Screwed Up Kid In The WorldMy Name Is..Slim ShadyEminem2005-03-024.24.54.5169
Leap Year BirthdayRape MeNirvana2005-03-024.04.04.0300
John Conner ( Terminator's Mission )RoosterAlice in Chains2005-03-024.54.74.3137
Red Ant ( parody of myself )CreepRadiohead2005-03-034.34.24.2357
Damn I Failed LatinNights In White SatinThe Moody Blues2005-03-064.74.94.9132
Truth ( comments/ratings on parodies and/or lack tCreepRadioHead2005-03-064.33.74.0267
Kid in the BibMan in the BoxAlice in Chains2005-03-065.04.85.0148
I Could Be YoursYou Could Be MineGuns N' Roses2005-03-084.24.54.3146
Estranged( tribute to a lost relative)EstrangedGuns N' Roses2005-03-095.03.75.0129
Bad Typing ( for the finger typer's out there)Sex Type ThingStone Temple Pilots2005-03-154.65.04.8116
They Die Young ( killing roaches )We Die YoungAlice in Chains2005-03-165.05.05.0110
Mr. TombstoneMr. BrownstoneGuns N' Roses2005-03-174.54.34.5125
Land Of Faultlines ( for people in earthquake zoneLand Of SunshineFaith No More2005-03-174.54.04.5154
George Dubya ( Worlds Love/Hate/Love with him )Love , Hate, LoveAlice in Chains2005-03-175.05.05.0105
Amiright City ( tribute to amiright and everyone hParadise CityGuns N' Roses2005-03-184.64.64.6136
Moonlight ( werewolf story )SunshineAlice in Chains2005-03-185.05.05.0107
Dam The Teton ( Teton dam collapse )Dam That RiverAlice In Chains2005-03-204.04.03.9263
Digging For Moles ( Scared Mole Story )Down In A HoleAlice in Chains2005-03-204.44.34.4117
It's a Small World ( my version )It's a Small WorldDisney2005-03-204.04.64.3356
Not Mine! ( dumb criminal story )OutshinedSoundgarden2005-03-214.94.74.9129
Dumb Whore ( Paris Hilton bash )FreebirdLynyrd Skynyrd2005-03-224.64.74.9297
Mcdonalds Food Really SucksOld MacDonald Had A FarmTraditional2005-03-234.24.54.5353
Man This Turd Is Steamin'California Dreamin'The Mamas and the Papas2005-03-244.74.54.7227
Cheating On The Form ( Tax Time! )Riders on the StormThe Doors2005-03-244.94.84.8117
HonestyYesterdayThe Beatles2005-03-254.64.44.5822
Countdown Two Destruction ( NASA Mission )Countdown To ExtinctionMegadeth2005-03-255.04.74.9195
What Was In My Eye? (v2)What The Hell Have I?Alice in Chains2005-03-255.05.05.098
Unstained Parody ( not )v2Unchained MelodyThe Righteous Brothers2005-03-275.03.04.2118
Unstained Parody ( not )Unchained MelodyThe Righteous Brothers2005-03-274.73.34.1125
Jackhammer ( construction workers lament )SledghammerPeter Gabriel2005-03-275.04.85.0173
Kathleen ( High School Crush )CaffeineFaith No More2005-03-274.04.05.0204
Please Stay AwayI Stay AwayAlice in Chains2005-03-274.24.24.4141
Midlife Crisis ( job security )Midlife CrisisFaith No More2005-03-273.73.33.7184
Long Gone DaysLong Gone DayMad Season2005-03-284.04.04.0155
Grudge FactorySludge FactoryAlice in Chains2005-03-295.04.04.5113
Yet he declined ( very sad )Am I InsideAlice in Chains2005-03-305.04.05.0116
Thank You ( tribute to alot of people )Thank UAlanis Morissette2005-03-304.64.44.6148
Stinking BreathCreeping DeathMetallica2005-03-314.24.34.2212
TSSB-N.A.S.C.A.R. styleThe Star Spangled BannerTraditional2005-03-314.95.05.0193
Monday, MondayMonday, MondayThe Mamas and The Papas2005-04-014.84.24.6171
No Sound Of Violence ( sniper story )The Sound Of SilenceSimon & Garfunkel2005-04-014.74.04.4163
Facelift Trilogy ( part 2 )I Can't RememberAlice in Chains2005-04-065.05.05.0116
Facelift Trilogy ( part 3 )Man In The BoxAlice in Chains2005-04-065.05.05.0123
Facelift Trilogy ( part 1 )We Die YoungAlice in Chains2005-04-065.05.05.0164
Dirt ( Compilation/Tribute CD )Would?Alice in Chains2005-04-065.05.05.0133
Powdered Water RhapsodyBohemian RhapsodyQueen2005-04-084.54.74.7219
George Hamilinton I.V.Got My Mind Set On YouGeorge Harrison2005-04-084.34.53.8165
Purely PsychologicalSimply IrresistableRobert Palmer2005-04-095.05.05.0103
ArylcyclohexaminesSimply IrresistibleRobert Palmer2005-04-094.34.34.3116
Date Rape ( Not Funny..this Is Serious )Rape MeNirvana2005-04-113.31.93.2308
Cleaning Out The BungholeWelcome To The JungleGuns N' Roses2005-04-144.74.44.5207
Monica ( Lewinsky scandal )Black Hole SunSoundgarden2005-04-145.05.05.0194
Blow Up The Outside World -by George BushBlow Up The Outside WorldSoundgarden2005-04-194.54.84.5102
Burn From Sun RaysFell On Black DaysSoundgarden2005-04-195.04.85.0143
2005 ( the year the music died )American PieDon McLean2005-04-254.74.84.8250
English is illogical !Simply IrresistibleRobert Palmer2005-04-254.94.94.9193
Heaven Denies You ( slam on the new pope )Heaven Inside YouAlice in Chains2005-04-254.64.04.0131
My Wife's Crisis ( gross and funny )Midlife CrisisFaith No More2005-04-265.04.75.0177
Detachable FetusDetachable P*n*sKing Missile2005-04-275.03.03.0150
Parental OnesNatural OneFolk Implosion2005-04-275.05.05.0112
Garbage TruckerUncle F***aSouth Park Movie Soundtrack2005-04-274.84.74.8204
I was the Very Model of a U.S. Surgeon GeneralI am the Very Model of a Modern Major GeneralGilbert and Sullivan2005-04-294.94.74.7317
E.D. ( for Malcolm Higgins )CocaineEric Clapton2005-04-295.05.05.0155
Sounds Like Cured E.D.Smells Like Teen SpiritNirvana2005-05-025.05.05.099
Smells Like Misheard Lyrics ( read this )Smells Like Teen SpiritNirvana2005-05-034.74.84.8667
S.O.F. ( The Amiright Party )YesterdayThe Beatles2005-05-044.64.64.6114
All Steve's Parodies ( AIC vs Nirvana )All ApologiesNivana2005-05-044.54.54.5192
Lapped By Him TwiceTrapped Under IceMetallica2005-05-065.05.05.0153
Writer's BlockYesterdayThe Beatles2005-05-114.94.94.9115
Tw***cal ( for K1chyd )YesterdayThe Beatles2005-05-135.04.84.8115
Tom Delay ( for John A. Barry )YesterdayThe Beatles2005-05-184.84.84.8114
Cuttin' On The HedgeLivin' On The EdgeAerosmith2005-05-205.05.05.0157
Streak and EnjoySeek & DestroyMetallica2005-05-234.85.05.0124
Smells Like Darwin Awards ( news story )Smells Like Teen SpiritNirvana2005-05-265.05.05.0130
Spell It Christina AguileraSmells Like Teen SpiritNirvana2005-05-264.84.84.8144
Graduation ( for Charlie Decker )RevolutionThe Beatles2005-05-275.05.05.0122
Sick As A DogCome As You AreNirvana2005-06-015.05.05.0172
I am the Very Master of all Errors TypographicalI am the Very Model of a Modern Major-GeneralGilbert & Sullivan2005-06-074.64.84.7649
Smells Like Tween FangeeksSmells Like Teen SpiritNirvana2005-06-134.75.05.0147
Sink ( Red Ant vs Stephen )SinStone Temple Pilots2005-06-145.05.05.0151
New MeOh MeNirvana2005-06-175.05.05.0117
Grunge Is Dead?Bleed The FreakAlice in Chains2005-06-224.54.14.3450
Rhyme ZoneThem BonesAlice in Chains2005-06-244.74.54.72090
Allah Paula CheeseAll ApologiesNirvana2005-06-284.84.84.8213
Streak The NightsHit The LightsMetallica2005-07-015.05.05.0140
The Four StreakersThe Four HorsemenMetallica2005-07-035.04.84.9154
This Song Is So LameA Horse With No NameAmerica2005-07-164.64.74.7208
Tender Asian Boob(Tender Age) In BloomNirvana2005-07-284.54.34.4267
I've Cloned Angelina(Jolie)Sweet Home Alabama(Live)Lynyrd Skynyrd2005-07-304.64.54.6140
Riding 'The Whirl'Breaking The GirlRed Hot Chili Peppers2005-08-085.05.05.0111
Moneyback, GwenHollaback GirlGwen Stefani2005-08-124.44.64.6202
They Are The Stupid Models Of Student IndividualsI am the Very Model of a Modern Major-GeneralGilbert & Sullivan2005-08-224.95.05.0314
Doesn't Remind Me of SoundgardenDoesn't Remind MeAudioslave2005-08-245.04.34.6148
What?Would? (version from the 'Live' CD)Alice in Chains2005-08-255.05.05.0112
MTVLet It BeThe Beatles2005-09-034.94.64.8279
No More Fanbase?No Leaf CloverMetallica2005-09-054.84.54.8132
ViagraThe LetterThe Box Tops2005-09-124.84.84.7222
Ooh-Ooh-Ooh SongImmigrant SongLed Zeppelin2005-09-244.34.24.2706
Over The Hill's Not Far AwayOver The Hills And Far AwayLed Zeppelin2005-09-265.05.05.0165
Zero Sense Parody: WTH was Kurt Singing?Mexican SeafoodNirvana2005-09-285.05.05.0107
Can't Afford VacationCalifornicationRed Hot Chili Peppers2005-09-284.24.14.1172
The AuthorThe BoxerSimon and Garfunkel2005-10-034.74.74.8205
Paul Simon and Art Garfunkel Fight!Bridge Over Troubled WaterSimon and Garfunkel2005-10-054.54.44.5622
Jeremy (Misheard Lyrics Version)JeremyPearl Jam2005-10-064.04.04.1824
What's the Meaning?Come TogetherThe Beatles2005-10-074.44.44.43480
Chumba-MumblingTubthumpingChumbawumba2005-10-074.84.74.71232
Say Hello To My Little FriendWake Me Up When September EndsGreen Day2005-10-074.64.74.6163
Possum Sugar Omelet!!Pour Some Sugar On MeDef Leppard2005-10-105.04.84.9188
Come Down!SundownGordon Lightfoot2005-10-114.94.84.8161
D-I-L-L-DOUGHB-I-N-G-OTraditional2005-10-114.74.84.7399
Underground SueRunaround SueDion2005-10-134.94.94.9207
You Wanna Know What Suck Is?I Want To Know What Love IsForeigner2005-10-175.04.74.7492
Queasy (I'm So)It's So EasyGuns N' Roses2005-10-174.94.84.9155
Lyrics?!FranticMetallica2005-10-174.44.34.4185
No Kind of LyricsSome Kind Of MonsterMetallica2005-10-185.05.05.0162
St. Anger SucksSt. AngerMetallica2005-10-184.44.24.4208
Worthless LyricsDirty WindowMetallica2005-10-195.05.05.0132
Metallica's SkidInvisible KidMetallica2005-10-205.05.05.0148
Might HurlMy WorldMetallica2005-10-205.04.85.0129
Recycle BinShoot Me AgainMetallica2005-10-214.94.24.8165
Sweet MusicSweet AmberMetallica2005-10-265.05.05.0147
The Queasy FeelingThe Unnamed FeelingMetallica2005-10-275.04.85.0138
Halloween Scare/Candy BowlScarborough Fair/CanticleSimon and Garfunkel2005-10-284.84.84.8128
All Is Wrong AgainAll Within My HandsMetallica2005-10-284.34.34.3155
HorrifiedPurifyMetallica2005-10-285.04.75.0132
St. Anguish (album w/bonus tracks)St. Anger (complete album)Metallica2005-10-293.03.04.0178
Misheard Lyrics (Mondegreens Album)Various Songs (Album)Various Artists2005-10-295.05.05.0132
For Halloween, a Warning and ReminderFor Emily, Whenever I May Find HerSimon and Garfunkel2005-10-315.05.05.0106
Heart Shaved BoxHeart Shaped BoxNirvana2005-11-074.74.74.7442
Lowered NowOver NowAlice in Chains2005-11-075.04.85.0120
Liftin' Heavy WeightsWhen The Levee BreaksLed Zeppelin2005-11-135.05.05.093
Somewhere On UranusSummer In The CityThe Lovin' Spoonful2005-11-144.54.64.5107
Bum Is Too LargeCome As You AreNirvana2005-11-154.74.84.8133
I Wrote A Short Ditty That'll Get Me No FivesI Know an Old Lady Who Swallowed a FlyTraditional2005-11-175.05.05.0149
Only Happy When In FlamesOnly Happy When It RainsGarbage2005-11-184.34.24.3152
Sing You: How to Karaoke a Coldplay SongFix YouColdplay2005-11-214.14.34.3467
Boring TuneLove Me DoThe Beatles2005-11-224.74.74.7132
MILF!Help!The Beatles2005-11-234.94.84.9842
FartingMotherPink Floyd2005-11-245.04.94.9159
Got A Square You Can Spare?There's A Tear In My BeerHank Williams2005-11-245.05.05.0116
Copy-Cat!Stupid GirlGarbage2005-11-254.64.24.4167
SinusesSimon SaysDrain STH2005-11-274.74.54.7162
X (The Untitled Parody)DisarmSmashing Pumpkins2005-11-304.44.44.4196
X, The Bastard LetterPuff The Magic DragonPeter Paul and Mary2005-12-014.94.95.0360
Boring WordsMore Than WordsExtreme2005-12-025.05.05.0265
Zip Up His Fly (He's Got To)Ticket To RideThe Beatles2005-12-054.94.94.8148
Thought Too HardGot Me WrongAlice in Chains2005-12-065.05.05.0133
Lady VampirePaperback WriterThe Beatles2005-12-075.05.05.0161
Ugly ThongGot Me WrongAlice in Chains2005-12-074.95.05.0130
Dumb As HellRun Like HellPink Floyd2005-12-085.05.05.0109
Pulled An All-NighterPaperback WriterThe Beatles2005-12-095.05.05.0112
Learn To Sing BetterYellow LedbetterPearl Jam2005-12-094.54.54.5216
Overly-Long-Song-Title-That-No-One-Can-RememberElderly Woman Behind The Counter In A Small TownPearl Jam2005-12-104.04.04.0156
SantaMotherPink Floyd2005-12-135.05.05.0116
Sh**ty TunesPretty NooseSoundgarden2005-12-145.05.05.0118
Christmas UndoneComfortably NumbPink Floyd2005-12-145.05.05.0135
ReciprocityAll ApologiesNirvana2005-12-155.05.05.0115
Bunged Up (Christmas Parody)Young LustPink Floyd2005-12-165.05.05.0112
A Mother Deckin' The HallAnother Brick In The Wall - PT. 1Pink Floyd2005-12-174.74.74.7109
Rudolph The Inbred ReindeerRudolph The Red Nosed ReindeerTraditional2005-12-174.54.44.5153
The RamblerThe GamblerKenny Rogers2005-12-174.64.74.7353
Drop By Tonight/Childrens' FacesGoodbye Blue Sky/Empty SpacesPink Floyd2005-12-195.05.05.0106
Just A Dream That's AllWhat Shall We Do Now?Pink Floyd2005-12-205.05.05.0111
Love UranusLove and MarriageFrank Sinatra2005-12-214.84.04.0116
I'm DyslexicI'm Too SexyRight Said Fred2005-12-224.84.84.9278
The 59th Teat Kids Song (Feedin' Baby)The 59th Street Bridge Song (Feelin' Groovy)Simon and Garfunkel2005-12-234.74.74.7342
Please YourselfBe YourselfAudioslave2005-12-234.85.04.8163
Deep Fried Those MiceSweet Child O' MineGuns N' Roses2005-12-244.94.74.9142
Dixon NutsMagic BusThe Who2005-12-265.05.05.0291
PleasestopmakingparodiesofAvril'sComplicatedSupercalifragilisticexpialidociousJulie Andrews (Mary Poppins)2005-12-274.74.84.8165
I Skip My MealsOur Lips Are SealedHilary Duff feat. Haylie Duff2005-12-294.64.84.8134
(Fred Durst) SucksFaithLimp Bizkit2005-12-314.94.64.8491
Just A Little Freak, Nympho StreakBittersweet SymphonyThe Verve2006-01-025.05.05.0472
Zero Chance?Zero ChanceSoundgarden2006-01-035.05.05.0167
Stray PoochHey JudeThe Beatles2006-01-055.05.05.0156
WeakBreedNirvana2006-01-075.05.05.0111
Va-China!TomorrowAnnie Soundtrack2006-01-105.04.95.0173
Green Day StewBrain StewGreen Day2006-01-114.43.94.0201
A Day In This Editor's LifeA Day In The LifeThe Beatles2006-01-134.84.94.9178
American ParodistAmerican IdiotGreen Day2006-01-174.54.54.5137
Wild Nights Of Ours, HistoryWhile My Guitar Gently WeepsThe Beatles2006-01-185.04.94.9113
Dazed TripperDay TripperThe Beatles2006-01-195.04.94.9125
Lip-SyncingDay TripperThe Beatles2006-01-194.94.94.9170
KindergartenWicked GardenStone Temple Pilots2006-01-204.94.54.7293
WoodWould?Alice in Chains2006-01-234.54.54.5160
Again!AgainAlice in Chains2006-01-245.05.05.0127
Purple is StrangePeople Are StrangeThe Doors2006-01-265.05.05.0119
SleepCreepLambretta2006-01-305.05.05.0155
StickmanSickmanAlice in Chains2006-01-315.05.05.0398
Name is JackPaint It BlackThe Rolling Stones2006-02-014.84.84.8659
Don't Sing It !Black VelvetAlannah Myles2006-02-024.95.05.0174
Married ManSharp Dressed ManZZ Top2006-02-035.05.05.0198
Eat A Burger For PETA!In-A-Gadda-Da-VidaIron Butterfly2006-02-065.05.05.0191
(The Things That Are) Annoying To MeShe's Always A WomanBilly Joel2006-02-065.05.05.0151
What Rhymes With Orange?The Sound of SilenceSimon and Garfunkel2006-02-134.74.74.7500
Don't Time 'It' Please, Angelina!Don't Cry For Me ArgentinaMadonna2006-02-195.04.95.0135
Year On This Site (Holy Cow!)Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life)Green Day2006-02-214.95.05.0101
I'm Off The Clock!I Am A RockSimon and Garfunkel2006-02-244.94.94.9142
Feelin' Lazy (Dedicated to Claude Prez)The 59th Street Bridge Song (Feelin' Groovy)Simon and Garfunkel2006-03-025.04.94.9238
If You're Anal and You Know It (Leave Us Spam!)If You're Happy and You Know It (Clap Your Hands)Tradishunull2006-03-075.05.05.0140
Yet Bored Again (Bad Weather End!)Get Born AgainAlice in Chains2006-03-115.05.05.0113
ImagineImagineJohn Lennon2006-03-134.74.74.7182
One Weak Chord (And They Sued Ya!)My Sweet LordGeorge Harrison2006-03-145.05.05.0181
The 'Olestra Has Some Side Effects' SongTrippin' On A Hole In A Paper HeartStone Temple Pilots2006-03-155.05.05.0407
Used To Love Her ('cuz She Was My Sister)Used To Love Her (But I Had To Kill Her)Guns N' Roses2006-03-165.05.05.0379
Nobody Told Me (Strange Dates)Nobody Told MeJohn Lennon2006-03-174.95.04.9142
The Phil Alexander SongThe Major-General's SongGilbert and Sullivan2006-03-175.04.95.0232
(My Cat) Where Does He Sleep At Night?Where Did You Sleep Last NightNirvana2006-03-195.05.05.0151
The Man Who's Now A GirlThe Man Who Sold The WorldNirvana2006-03-205.05.05.0123
EmphasisYesterdayThe Beatles2006-03-215.05.05.0113
Beavis Just Drank A Pot Of CoffeeJesus Doesn't Want Me For A SunbeamNirvana2006-03-225.05.05.0154
Everybody's GirlEverybody HurtsREM2006-03-235.04.95.0226
The Man Who Was A GirlThe Man Who Sold The WorldNirvana2006-03-245.05.05.0124
Don't Know The OriginalSimply IrresistibleRobert Palmer2006-03-275.05.05.0135
Tryst With The SheepKiss From A RoseSeal2006-03-285.05.05.0860
About To HurlAbout A GirlNirvana2006-03-295.05.05.0144
Of MisusedLove Me DoThe Beatles2006-03-305.05.05.0114
Nursery RhymesLake Of FireNirvana2006-03-314.34.24.32464
Jester, eh?YesterdayThe Beatles2006-04-014.84.74.8108
Crack WhoreRich GirlGwen Stefani featuring Eve2006-04-044.74.74.7191
Big For BsLet It BeThe Beatles2006-04-054.84.84.8175
Something AnywaySomething In The WayNirvana2006-04-065.05.05.0106
Slaying The MimePraying For TimeGeorge Michael2006-04-075.05.05.0181
Jack's MorningTom's DinerSuzanne Vega2006-04-105.05.05.0197
Hey Guys, This Song SucksSometimes When We TouchDan Hill2006-04-114.95.05.0264
Drone OnHold OnWilson Phillips2006-04-175.05.05.0211
Hide Like A WeaselFly Like An EagleSteve Miller Band2006-04-185.05.05.0208
Wrong WayWrong WaySublime2006-04-194.95.05.0256
This Song's Not MusicLost In MusicSister Sledge2006-04-204.94.74.8117
Whining and a-B*tchin'Losing My ReligionREM2006-04-214.84.84.6274
Dead FreaksHead CreepsAlice in Chains2006-04-245.05.05.0148
Journey Past Reality (Numb Your Mind)Revolution Number 9The Beatles2006-04-255.05.05.0153
Whiny Crappy MusicShiny Happy PeopleREM2006-04-264.94.54.6233
Broken SongBroken WingsMr. Mister2006-04-275.05.05.0164
I KnowAlone (acoustic version)Downface2006-05-025.04.65.0157
She Sells FebruaryShe Sells SanctuaryThe Cult2006-05-055.05.05.0184
Dicken, My DogBreaking The LawJudas Priest2006-05-064.94.64.8192
Runnin' Out Of SteamRunnin' Down A DreamTom Petty2006-05-085.05.05.0124
OverplayedHolidayGreen Day2006-05-094.84.84.8172
There's Only 8 Words In This SongWhy Don't We Do It In The RoadThe Beatles2006-05-145.04.84.9150
Words So Lame (Political Parody)Serve The ShameDrain STH2006-05-165.05.05.0136
B*tch SlappedWitchcraftFrank Sinatra2006-05-175.04.84.8222
Frankly, Farmers, It Isn't Mutilated CattleFrances Farmer Will Have Her Revenge On SeattleNirvana2006-05-205.05.05.0136
Go ShowerSunshowerChris Cornell/Great Expectations Soundtrack2006-05-225.05.05.0154
Battle Hymn of the Darwin AwardsBattle Hymn of the RepublicTraditional2006-05-244.84.74.8922
Think, Write and LoveDrink, Fight and F*ckGG Allin2006-05-255.05.05.0192
50 Ways to Bore the List'ners50 Ways to Leave Your LoverPaul Simon2006-05-295.05.05.0305
They're EdibleYou're BeautifulJames Blunt2006-06-064.64.64.6118
ViewAviary Garlands (Blue)Thread2006-06-125.04.35.0226
Ode To My ToiletriesOde To My FamilyThe Cranberries2006-06-164.84.84.6195
Spamming PestsBe Our GuestBeauty and the Beast2006-06-204.84.74.8515
GobstoppersRock LobsterThe B-52's2006-07-155.05.05.0391
Enya's LyricsFlora's SecretEnya2006-07-224.64.64.6265
Defiled A MimeSweet Child O' MineGuns N' Roses2006-08-075.05.05.0262
Midnight WriterMidnight RiderThe Allman Brothers Band2006-08-095.05.05.0313
Her Name is CatPaint It BlackThe Rolling Stones2006-08-185.05.05.0162
If You Hate Toilet Humor, Don't Read ThisBlue On BlackKenny Wayne Shepherd Band2006-08-215.04.95.0124
Everybody Must Get 1sEverybody Must Get StonedBob Dylan2006-09-094.74.64.6208
College Loan ConsolidationMy GenerationThe Who2006-09-125.05.05.0124
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?Why Don't We Do It In The RoadThe Beatles2006-09-185.05.05.0117
Love Yer Cranium's Own Slick ViewsSubterranean Homesick BluesBob Dylan2006-09-215.05.05.0232
Get A LifeWalk Of LifeDire Straits2006-09-254.74.74.7422
One Way To NOT Sing The ABCsThe ABC SongTraditional2006-10-075.05.05.0198
4 SyllablesYou're BeautifulJames Blunt2006-10-134.84.64.6485
Who Dooked The Urinal?You Are So BeautifulJoe Cocker2006-10-165.04.84.8180
Why Did We Do It . . .Why Don't We Do It In The RoadThe Beatles2006-10-235.05.05.0114
Prove YourselfLose YourselfEminem2006-10-275.05.05.0292
The CigarettesThe Elements (live)Tom Lehrer2006-11-174.84.84.8486
IdahoVertigoU22006-12-044.74.84.8190
Thrash The BishopSmack My B*tch UpProdigy2006-12-075.04.44.4232
Unsavory FolksMy Favorite ThingsJulie Andrews2006-12-264.94.94.9192
Old Lame SongAuld Lang SyneTraditional2006-12-294.85.04.9238
I Don't Really CareI've Been EverywhereJohnny Cash2007-01-024.74.74.71008
ExhaustionEruptionVan Halen2007-01-085.05.05.0326
I Bought A DogI Fought The LawBobby Fuller Four2007-01-094.84.84.8237
Kim Had Better Days With RhymesBette Davis EyesKim Carnes2007-01-224.74.74.7587
LivesDriveIncubus2007-02-205.04.75.0246
Foul Mouthed MeWithout MeEminem2007-04-274.54.44.5498
Nifong's DisbarredI Fought The LawBobby Fuller Four2007-06-174.54.54.5137
Lame! (pisstake karaokedy version)FameIrene Cara2007-07-064.14.34.3201
Friends In Strange PlacesFriends In Low PlacesGarth Brooks2007-07-274.74.74.7354
Crappy SingerLingerThe Cranberries2007-08-074.84.94.7295
Suicidal Anus (Plea from A*S*S)Suicide Is Painless (Theme from M*A*S*H)Kenny Primus (written by Michael Altman)2007-09-044.84.74.7358
Hold Me Closer, Tony DanzaTiny DancerElton John2007-09-074.24.24.21703
NonsenseBeeswaxNirvana2007-09-074.34.34.3207
404 (File Not Found!)409The Beach Boys2007-09-144.84.84.7409
Sure 404Wild Honey PieThe Beatles2007-09-143.03.03.0229
Don't Tase Me, Bro! (Tased and Confused)Dazed And ConfusedLed Zeppelin2007-09-214.74.74.7503
EntityYesterdayThe Beatles2007-09-275.05.05.0161
Hey There MariaHey There DelilahPlain White Ts2007-11-134.84.94.8771
Bush ItPush ItSalt-N-Pepa2007-11-194.95.05.0405
Growin' Too CommercialGoing To CaliforniaLed Zeppelin2007-11-265.05.05.0300
The Q On The GrillA View To A KillDuran Duran2007-11-305.05.05.0217
Big-Arsed OneHard SunEddie Vedder2007-12-074.84.84.8341
Bad Tune WritingBad Moon RisingCreedence Clearwater Revival2007-12-285.04.54.8268
RepetitionDedicationThin Lizzy2008-01-135.05.05.0329
RippedIfBread2008-02-045.05.05.0288
Nullifier PartyParalyzerFinger Eleven2008-03-185.05.05.0252
Retarded Rock And RollThe Heart Of Rock And RollHuey Lewis & The News2008-03-315.04.84.8481
Really Random LyricsSchizophrenic PsychoPuddle Of Mudd2008-04-155.05.05.0554
George Bush (Iraq Death Toll)Ty Cobb (Hot Rod Death Toll)Soundgarden2008-04-164.34.34.3308
Dirty Laundry (Heidi Fleiss Version)Dirty LaundryDon Henley2008-05-194.95.04.9325
PedophileI'm On FireBruce Springsteen2008-07-015.04.64.9305
 
 
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