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Song Parodies ->Authors -> Red Ant

New and improved bio! Now with more ego and less substance than before!

Just kidding of course. I'm the parodist who goes by Red Ant, whose real name is Jack Fletcher. I was born in and grew up in a small town in Virginia and still live there today.

I've been writing parodies for nearly three years, and have begun recording them recently. Before we get to those, I'd like to highlight what are considered some of my best works:

"I am the Very Master of all Errors Typographical": An ode to my craptacular typing and grammar, it took the bronze Medal June 2005 Song Of The Month (SOTM).
Paul Simon and Art Garfunkel Fight!: Paul and Art really have it out in this parody, which took the bronze medal in the October 2005 SOTM.
Name is Jack: Self deprecating tune which won the silver medal in the February 2006 SOTM
Battle Hymn of the Darwin Awards": About the idiot's idiot, it took the silver medal in May 2006 SOTM.
Spamming Pests: A scorching view of spam, this won the gold medal in June 2006 SOTM.
I Don't Really Care Set to Johnny Cash's "I've Been Everywhere", this won the gold medal in January 2007 SOTM.
X, The Bastard Letter: Set to "Puff, The Magic Dragon", this won the gold medal in ABC2, X Round.
Everybody's Girl: A parody of REM's "Everybody Hurts", this won the gold medal in ABC3, E Round.
What Rhymes With Orange?: A parody of "The Sound of Silence", this won the gold medal in ABC3, W Round.

Personal favorites: Foul Mouthed Me and Suicidal Anus

My recordings! Below Average Dave has recorded some of my songs as well as got me into recording myself. They are currently hosted on Soundclick.com: here's my current playlist:

Now playing: Red Ant featuring Below Average Dave


I can be contacted through the Inthe00s.com Messageboard. Oh, as for my A/S/L, interests, favorite brand of cat food, etc.... um, if you really want to know that kind of information, here you go: 30s/Yes/VA, having fun, whatever is on sale, etc.

Jack "Red Ant" Fletcher

Song Parodies -> Recordings

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Parody TitleOriginal SongOriginal PerformerSubmitted
Broken SongBroken WingsMr. Mister2007-02-15
Copy CatStupid GirlGarbage2007-03-05
Foul Mouthed MeWithout MeEminem2007-05-11
Don't Tase Me, Bro! (Tased And Confused)Dazed And ConfusedLed Zeppelin2007-09-22
Hey There, MariaHey There, DelilahPlain White Ts2007-11-13
Whining and a Bi*chingLoosing My ReligionR.E.M.2007-11-13
American ParodistAmerican IdiotGreen Day2008-01-17
Overly Long Song Title That No One RemembersElderly Woman Behind The Counter In A Small TownPearl Jam2008-02-24
Reindeer horn buyers get elk poop for freeWorking Class HeroGreen Day2008-04-20


Song Parodies -> Lyrics

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Parody TitleOriginal TitlePerformerSubmitted
Loose Ground ( Alternate Lyrics )Loose GroundAlice In Chains2005-02-20
HeroinWouldAlice In Chains2005-02-20
Happy Together (Split Personality)Happy TogetherThe Turtles2005-02-28
Addicted to Bud ( Marijuana)Addicted to loveRobert Palmer2005-02-28
Bute ThrustYoung LustAerosmith2005-02-28
I Wish I Couldn't RememberI Can't RememberAlice in Chains2005-02-28
Dave ChappelleMy Name Is...Slim ShadyEminem2005-02-28
The One Thing I Can Never HaveSomething I Can Never HaveNine Inch Nails2005-02-28
That ThroneThem BonesAlice in Chains2005-02-28
Netzero/Dial-up sucksSo Happy TogetherThe Turtles2005-03-01
Hepaptitis CDust in the WindKansas2005-03-01
At SearsKashmirLed Zepplin2005-03-01
Crippled For LifeStaying AliveThe Bee Gees2005-03-01
The Surreal World ( Vegas Loser)The Real WorldQueensryche2005-03-01
Leaving Las VegasNights In White SatinThe Moody Blues2005-03-02
Eating His Feces ( Help my dog is..)Falling To PiecesFaith No More2005-03-02
The Guards Are Watching MeSilent LucidityQueensryche2005-03-02
Dead Brainy ( The Most Screwed Up Kid In The WorldMy Name Is..Slim ShadyEminem2005-03-02
Leap Year BirthdayRape MeNirvana2005-03-02
John Conner ( Terminator's Mission )RoosterAlice in Chains2005-03-02
Red Ant ( parody of myself )CreepRadiohead2005-03-03
Damn I Failed LatinNights In White SatinThe Moody Blues2005-03-06
Truth ( comments/ratings on parodies and/or lack tCreepRadioHead2005-03-06
Kid in the BibMan in the BoxAlice in Chains2005-03-06
I Could Be YoursYou Could Be MineGuns N' Roses2005-03-08
Estranged( tribute to a lost relative)EstrangedGuns N' Roses2005-03-09
Bad Typing ( for the finger typer's out there)Sex Type ThingStone Temple Pilots2005-03-15
They Die Young ( killing roaches )We Die YoungAlice in Chains2005-03-16
Mr. TombstoneMr. BrownstoneGuns N' Roses2005-03-17
Land Of Faultlines ( for people in earthquake zoneLand Of SunshineFaith No More2005-03-17
George Dubya ( Worlds Love/Hate/Love with him )Love , Hate, LoveAlice in Chains2005-03-17
Amiright City ( tribute to amiright and everyone hParadise CityGuns N' Roses2005-03-18
Moonlight ( werewolf story )SunshineAlice in Chains2005-03-18
Dam The Teton ( Teton dam collapse )Dam That RiverAlice In Chains2005-03-20
Digging For Moles ( Scared Mole Story )Down In A HoleAlice in Chains2005-03-20
It's a Small World ( my version )It's a Small WorldDisney2005-03-20
Not Mine! ( dumb criminal story )OutshinedSoundgarden2005-03-21
Dumb Whore ( Paris Hilton bash )FreebirdLynyrd Skynyrd2005-03-22
Mcdonalds Food Really SucksOld MacDonald Had A FarmTraditional2005-03-23
Man This Turd Is Steamin'California Dreamin'The Mamas and the Papas2005-03-24
Cheating On The Form ( Tax Time! )Riders on the StormThe Doors2005-03-24
HonestyYesterdayThe Beatles2005-03-25
Countdown Two Destruction ( NASA Mission )Countdown To ExtinctionMegadeth2005-03-25
What Was In My Eye? (v2)What The Hell Have I?Alice in Chains2005-03-25
Unstained Parody ( not )v2Unchained MelodyThe Righteous Brothers2005-03-27
Unstained Parody ( not )Unchained MelodyThe Righteous Brothers2005-03-27
Jackhammer ( construction workers lament )SledghammerPeter Gabriel2005-03-27
Kathleen ( High School Crush )CaffeineFaith No More2005-03-27
Please Stay AwayI Stay AwayAlice in Chains2005-03-27
Midlife Crisis ( job security )Midlife CrisisFaith No More2005-03-27
Long Gone DaysLong Gone DayMad Season2005-03-28
Grudge FactorySludge FactoryAlice in Chains2005-03-29
Yet he declined ( very sad )Am I InsideAlice in Chains2005-03-30
Thank You ( tribute to alot of people )Thank UAlanis Morissette2005-03-30
Stinking BreathCreeping DeathMetallica2005-03-31
TSSB-N.A.S.C.A.R. styleThe Star Spangled BannerTraditional2005-03-31
Monday, MondayMonday, MondayThe Mamas and The Papas2005-04-01
No Sound Of Violence ( sniper story )The Sound Of SilenceSimon & Garfunkel2005-04-01
Facelift Trilogy ( part 2 )I Can't RememberAlice in Chains2005-04-06
Facelift Trilogy ( part 3 )Man In The BoxAlice in Chains2005-04-06
Facelift Trilogy ( part 1 )We Die YoungAlice in Chains2005-04-06
Dirt ( Compilation/Tribute CD )Would?Alice in Chains2005-04-06
Powdered Water RhapsodyBohemian RhapsodyQueen2005-04-08
George Hamilinton I.V.Got My Mind Set On YouGeorge Harrison2005-04-08
Purely PsychologicalSimply IrresistableRobert Palmer2005-04-09
ArylcyclohexaminesSimply IrresistibleRobert Palmer2005-04-09
Date Rape ( Not Funny..this Is Serious )Rape MeNirvana2005-04-11
Cleaning Out The BungholeWelcome To The JungleGuns N' Roses2005-04-14
Monica ( Lewinsky scandal )Black Hole SunSoundgarden2005-04-14
Blow Up The Outside World -by George BushBlow Up The Outside WorldSoundgarden2005-04-19
Burn From Sun RaysFell On Black DaysSoundgarden2005-04-19
2005 ( the year the music died )American PieDon McLean2005-04-25
English is illogical !Simply IrresistibleRobert Palmer2005-04-25
Heaven Denies You ( slam on the new pope )Heaven Inside YouAlice in Chains2005-04-25
My Wife's Crisis ( gross and funny )Midlife CrisisFaith No More2005-04-26
Detachable FetusDetachable P*n*sKing Missile2005-04-27
Parental OnesNatural OneFolk Implosion2005-04-27
Garbage TruckerUncle F***aSouth Park Movie Soundtrack2005-04-27
I was the Very Model of a U.S. Surgeon GeneralI am the Very Model of a Modern Major GeneralGilbert and Sullivan2005-04-29
E.D. ( for Malcolm Higgins )CocaineEric Clapton2005-04-29
Sounds Like Cured E.D.Smells Like Teen SpiritNirvana2005-05-02
Smells Like Misheard Lyrics ( read this )Smells Like Teen SpiritNirvana2005-05-03
S.O.F. ( The Amiright Party )YesterdayThe Beatles2005-05-04
All Steve's Parodies ( AIC vs Nirvana )All ApologiesNivana2005-05-04
Lapped By Him TwiceTrapped Under IceMetallica2005-05-06
Writer's BlockYesterdayThe Beatles2005-05-11
Tw***cal ( for K1chyd )YesterdayThe Beatles2005-05-13
Tom Delay ( for John A. Barry )YesterdayThe Beatles2005-05-18
Cuttin' On The HedgeLivin' On The EdgeAerosmith2005-05-20
Streak and EnjoySeek & DestroyMetallica2005-05-23
Smells Like Darwin Awards ( news story )Smells Like Teen SpiritNirvana2005-05-26
Spell It Christina AguileraSmells Like Teen SpiritNirvana2005-05-26
Graduation ( for Charlie Decker )RevolutionThe Beatles2005-05-27
Sick As A DogCome As You AreNirvana2005-06-01
I am the Very Master of all Errors TypographicalI am the Very Model of a Modern Major-GeneralGilbert & Sullivan2005-06-07
Smells Like Tween FangeeksSmells Like Teen SpiritNirvana2005-06-13
Sink ( Red Ant vs Stephen )SinStone Temple Pilots2005-06-14
New MeOh MeNirvana2005-06-17
Grunge Is Dead?Bleed The FreakAlice in Chains2005-06-22
Rhyme ZoneThem BonesAlice in Chains2005-06-24
Allah Paula CheeseAll ApologiesNirvana2005-06-28
Streak The NightsHit The LightsMetallica2005-07-01
The Four StreakersThe Four HorsemenMetallica2005-07-03
This Song Is So LameA Horse With No NameAmerica2005-07-16
Tender Asian Boob(Tender Age) In BloomNirvana2005-07-28
I've Cloned Angelina(Jolie)Sweet Home Alabama(Live)Lynyrd Skynyrd2005-07-30
Riding 'The Whirl'Breaking The GirlRed Hot Chili Peppers2005-08-08
Moneyback, GwenHollaback GirlGwen Stefani2005-08-12
They Are The Stupid Models Of Student IndividualsI am the Very Model of a Modern Major-GeneralGilbert & Sullivan2005-08-22
Doesn't Remind Me of SoundgardenDoesn't Remind MeAudioslave2005-08-24
What?Would? (version from the 'Live' CD)Alice in Chains2005-08-25
MTVLet It BeThe Beatles2005-09-03
No More Fanbase?No Leaf CloverMetallica2005-09-05
ViagraThe LetterThe Box Tops2005-09-12
Ooh-Ooh-Ooh SongImmigrant SongLed Zeppelin2005-09-24
Over The Hill's Not Far AwayOver The Hills And Far AwayLed Zeppelin2005-09-26
Zero Sense Parody: WTH was Kurt Singing?Mexican SeafoodNirvana2005-09-28
Can't Afford VacationCalifornicationRed Hot Chili Peppers2005-09-28
The AuthorThe BoxerSimon and Garfunkel2005-10-03
Paul Simon and Art Garfunkel Fight!Bridge Over Troubled WaterSimon and Garfunkel2005-10-05
Jeremy (Misheard Lyrics Version)JeremyPearl Jam2005-10-06
What's the Meaning?Come TogetherThe Beatles2005-10-07
Chumba-MumblingTubthumpingChumbawumba2005-10-07
Say Hello To My Little FriendWake Me Up When September EndsGreen Day2005-10-07
Possum Sugar Omelet!!Pour Some Sugar On MeDef Leppard2005-10-10
Come Down!SundownGordon Lightfoot2005-10-11
D-I-L-L-DOUGHB-I-N-G-OTraditional2005-10-11
Underground SueRunaround SueDion2005-10-13
You Wanna Know What Suck Is?I Want To Know What Love IsForeigner2005-10-17
Queasy (I'm So)It's So EasyGuns N' Roses2005-10-17
Lyrics?!FranticMetallica2005-10-17
No Kind of LyricsSome Kind Of MonsterMetallica2005-10-18
St. Anger SucksSt. AngerMetallica2005-10-18
Worthless LyricsDirty WindowMetallica2005-10-19
Metallica's SkidInvisible KidMetallica2005-10-20
Might HurlMy WorldMetallica2005-10-20
Recycle BinShoot Me AgainMetallica2005-10-21
Sweet MusicSweet AmberMetallica2005-10-26
The Queasy FeelingThe Unnamed FeelingMetallica2005-10-27
Halloween Scare/Candy BowlScarborough Fair/CanticleSimon and Garfunkel2005-10-28
All Is Wrong AgainAll Within My HandsMetallica2005-10-28
HorrifiedPurifyMetallica2005-10-28
St. Anguish (album w/bonus tracks)St. Anger (complete album)Metallica2005-10-29
Misheard Lyrics (Mondegreens Album)Various Songs (Album)Various Artists2005-10-29
For Halloween, a Warning and ReminderFor Emily, Whenever I May Find HerSimon and Garfunkel2005-10-31
Heart Shaved BoxHeart Shaped BoxNirvana2005-11-07
Lowered NowOver NowAlice in Chains2005-11-07
Liftin' Heavy WeightsWhen The Levee BreaksLed Zeppelin2005-11-13
Somewhere On UranusSummer In The CityThe Lovin' Spoonful2005-11-14
Bum Is Too LargeCome As You AreNirvana2005-11-15
I Wrote A Short Ditty That'll Get Me No FivesI Know an Old Lady Who Swallowed a FlyTraditional2005-11-17
Only Happy When In FlamesOnly Happy When It RainsGarbage2005-11-18
Sing You: How to Karaoke a Coldplay SongFix YouColdplay2005-11-21
Boring TuneLove Me DoThe Beatles2005-11-22
MILF!Help!The Beatles2005-11-23
FartingMotherPink Floyd2005-11-24
Got A Square You Can Spare?There's A Tear In My BeerHank Williams2005-11-24
Copy-Cat!Stupid GirlGarbage2005-11-25
SinusesSimon SaysDrain STH2005-11-27
X (The Untitled Parody)DisarmSmashing Pumpkins2005-11-30
X, The Bastard LetterPuff The Magic DragonPeter Paul and Mary2005-12-01
Boring WordsMore Than WordsExtreme2005-12-02
Zip Up His Fly (He's Got To)Ticket To RideThe Beatles2005-12-05
Thought Too HardGot Me WrongAlice in Chains2005-12-06
Lady VampirePaperback WriterThe Beatles2005-12-07
Ugly ThongGot Me WrongAlice in Chains2005-12-07
Dumb As HellRun Like HellPink Floyd2005-12-08
Pulled An All-NighterPaperback WriterThe Beatles2005-12-09
Learn To Sing BetterYellow LedbetterPearl Jam2005-12-09
Overly-Long-Song-Title-That-No-One-Can-RememberElderly Woman Behind The Counter In A Small TownPearl Jam2005-12-10
SantaMotherPink Floyd2005-12-13
Sh**ty TunesPretty NooseSoundgarden2005-12-14
Christmas UndoneComfortably NumbPink Floyd2005-12-14
ReciprocityAll ApologiesNirvana2005-12-15
Bunged Up (Christmas Parody)Young LustPink Floyd2005-12-16
A Mother Deckin' The HallAnother Brick In The Wall - PT. 1Pink Floyd2005-12-17
Rudolph The Inbred ReindeerRudolph The Red Nosed ReindeerTraditional2005-12-17
The RamblerThe GamblerKenny Rogers2005-12-17
Drop By Tonight/Childrens' FacesGoodbye Blue Sky/Empty SpacesPink Floyd2005-12-19
Just A Dream That's AllWhat Shall We Do Now?Pink Floyd2005-12-20
Love UranusLove and MarriageFrank Sinatra2005-12-21
I'm DyslexicI'm Too SexyRight Said Fred2005-12-22
The 59th Teat Kids Song (Feedin' Baby)The 59th Street Bridge Song (Feelin' Groovy)Simon and Garfunkel2005-12-23
Please YourselfBe YourselfAudioslave2005-12-23
Deep Fried Those MiceSweet Child O' MineGuns N' Roses2005-12-24
Dixon NutsMagic BusThe Who2005-12-26
PleasestopmakingparodiesofAvril'sComplicatedSupercalifragilisticexpialidociousJulie Andrews (Mary Poppins)2005-12-27
I Skip My MealsOur Lips Are SealedHilary Duff feat. Haylie Duff2005-12-29
(Fred Durst) SucksFaithLimp Bizkit2005-12-31
Just A Little Freak, Nympho StreakBittersweet SymphonyThe Verve2006-01-02
Zero Chance?Zero ChanceSoundgarden2006-01-03
Stray PoochHey JudeThe Beatles2006-01-05
WeakBreedNirvana2006-01-07
Va-China!TomorrowAnnie Soundtrack2006-01-10
Green Day StewBrain StewGreen Day2006-01-11
A Day In This Editor's LifeA Day In The LifeThe Beatles2006-01-13
American ParodistAmerican IdiotGreen Day2006-01-17
Wild Nights Of Ours, HistoryWhile My Guitar Gently WeepsThe Beatles2006-01-18
Dazed TripperDay TripperThe Beatles2006-01-19
Lip-SyncingDay TripperThe Beatles2006-01-19
KindergartenWicked GardenStone Temple Pilots2006-01-20
WoodWould?Alice in Chains2006-01-23
Again!AgainAlice in Chains2006-01-24
Purple is StrangePeople Are StrangeThe Doors2006-01-26
SleepCreepLambretta2006-01-30
StickmanSickmanAlice in Chains2006-01-31
Name is JackPaint It BlackThe Rolling Stones2006-02-01
Don't Sing It !Black VelvetAlannah Myles2006-02-02
Married ManSharp Dressed ManZZ Top2006-02-03
Eat A Burger For PETA!In-A-Gadda-Da-VidaIron Butterfly2006-02-06
(The Things That Are) Annoying To MeShe's Always A WomanBilly Joel2006-02-06
What Rhymes With Orange?The Sound of SilenceSimon and Garfunkel2006-02-13
Don't Time 'It' Please, Angelina!Don't Cry For Me ArgentinaMadonna2006-02-19
Year On This Site (Holy Cow!)Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life)Green Day2006-02-21
I'm Off The Clock!I Am A RockSimon and Garfunkel2006-02-24
Feelin' Lazy (Dedicated to Claude Prez)The 59th Street Bridge Song (Feelin' Groovy)Simon and Garfunkel2006-03-02
If You're Anal and You Know It (Leave Us Spam!)If You're Happy and You Know It (Clap Your Hands)Tradishunull2006-03-07
Yet Bored Again (Bad Weather End!)Get Born AgainAlice in Chains2006-03-11
ImagineImagineJohn Lennon2006-03-13
One Weak Chord (And They Sued Ya!)My Sweet LordGeorge Harrison2006-03-14
The 'Olestra Has Some Side Effects' SongTrippin' On A Hole In A Paper HeartStone Temple Pilots2006-03-15
Used To Love Her ('cuz She Was My Sister)Used To Love Her (But I Had To Kill Her)Guns N' Roses2006-03-16
Nobody Told Me (Strange Dates)Nobody Told MeJohn Lennon2006-03-17
The Phil Alexander SongThe Major-General's SongGilbert and Sullivan2006-03-17
(My Cat) Where Does He Sleep At Night?Where Did You Sleep Last NightNirvana2006-03-19
The Man Who's Now A GirlThe Man Who Sold The WorldNirvana2006-03-20
EmphasisYesterdayThe Beatles2006-03-21
Beavis Just Drank A Pot Of CoffeeJesus Doesn't Want Me For A SunbeamNirvana2006-03-22
Everybody's GirlEverybody HurtsREM2006-03-23
The Man Who Was A GirlThe Man Who Sold The WorldNirvana2006-03-24
Don't Know The OriginalSimply IrresistibleRobert Palmer2006-03-27
Tryst With The SheepKiss From A RoseSeal2006-03-28
About To HurlAbout A GirlNirvana2006-03-29
Of MisusedLove Me DoThe Beatles2006-03-30
Nursery RhymesLake Of FireNirvana2006-03-31
Jester, eh?YesterdayThe Beatles2006-04-01
Crack WhoreRich GirlGwen Stefani featuring Eve2006-04-04
Big For BsLet It BeThe Beatles2006-04-05
Something AnywaySomething In The WayNirvana2006-04-06
Slaying The MimePraying For TimeGeorge Michael2006-04-07
Jack's MorningTom's DinerSuzanne Vega2006-04-10
Hey Guys, This Song SucksSometimes When We TouchDan Hill2006-04-11
Drone OnHold OnWilson Phillips2006-04-17
Hide Like A WeaselFly Like An EagleSteve Miller Band2006-04-18
Wrong WayWrong WaySublime2006-04-19
This Song's Not MusicLost In MusicSister Sledge2006-04-20
Whining and a-B*tchin'Losing My ReligionREM2006-04-21
Dead FreaksHead CreepsAlice in Chains2006-04-24
Journey Past Reality (Numb Your Mind)Revolution Number 9The Beatles2006-04-25
Whiny Crappy MusicShiny Happy PeopleREM2006-04-26
Broken SongBroken WingsMr. Mister2006-04-27
I KnowAlone (acoustic version)Downface2006-05-02
She Sells FebruaryShe Sells SanctuaryThe Cult2006-05-05
Dicken, My DogBreaking The LawJudas Priest2006-05-06
Runnin' Out Of SteamRunnin' Down A DreamTom Petty2006-05-08
OverplayedHolidayGreen Day2006-05-09
There's Only 8 Words In This SongWhy Don't We Do It In The RoadThe Beatles2006-05-14
Words So Lame (Political Parody)Serve The ShameDrain STH2006-05-16
B*tch SlappedWitchcraftFrank Sinatra2006-05-17
Frankly, Farmers, It Isn't Mutilated CattleFrances Farmer Will Have Her Revenge On SeattleNirvana2006-05-20
Go ShowerSunshowerChris Cornell/Great Expectations Soundtrack2006-05-22
Battle Hymn of the Darwin AwardsBattle Hymn of the RepublicTraditional2006-05-24
Think, Write and LoveDrink, Fight and F*ckGG Allin2006-05-25
50 Ways to Bore the List'ners50 Ways to Leave Your LoverPaul Simon2006-05-29
They're EdibleYou're BeautifulJames Blunt2006-06-06
ViewAviary Garlands (Blue)Thread2006-06-12
Ode To My ToiletriesOde To My FamilyThe Cranberries2006-06-16
Spamming PestsBe Our GuestBeauty and the Beast2006-06-20
GobstoppersRock LobsterThe B-52's2006-07-15
Enya's LyricsFlora's SecretEnya2006-07-22
Defiled A MimeSweet Child O' MineGuns N' Roses2006-08-07
Midnight WriterMidnight RiderThe Allman Brothers Band2006-08-09
Her Name is CatPaint It BlackThe Rolling Stones2006-08-18
If You Hate Toilet Humor, Don't Read ThisBlue On BlackKenny Wayne Shepherd Band2006-08-21
Everybody Must Get 1sEverybody Must Get StonedBob Dylan2006-09-09
College Loan ConsolidationMy GenerationThe Who2006-09-12
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?Why Don't We Do It In The RoadThe Beatles2006-09-18
Love Yer Cranium's Own Slick ViewsSubterranean Homesick BluesBob Dylan2006-09-21
Get A LifeWalk Of LifeDire Straits2006-09-25
One Way To NOT Sing The ABCsThe ABC SongTraditional2006-10-07
4 SyllablesYou're BeautifulJames Blunt2006-10-13
Who Dooked The Urinal?You Are So BeautifulJoe Cocker2006-10-16
Why Did We Do It . . .Why Don't We Do It In The RoadThe Beatles2006-10-23
Prove YourselfLose YourselfEminem2006-10-27
The CigarettesThe Elements (live)Tom Lehrer2006-11-17
IdahoVertigoU22006-12-04
Thrash The BishopSmack My B*tch UpProdigy2006-12-07
Unsavory FolksMy Favorite ThingsJulie Andrews2006-12-26
Old Lame SongAuld Lang SyneTraditional2006-12-29
I Don't Really CareI've Been EverywhereJohnny Cash2007-01-02
ExhaustionEruptionVan Halen2007-01-08
I Bought A DogI Fought The LawBobby Fuller Four2007-01-09
Kim Had Better Days With RhymesBette Davis EyesKim Carnes2007-01-22
LivesDriveIncubus2007-02-20
Foul Mouthed MeWithout MeEminem2007-04-27
Nifong's DisbarredI Fought The LawBobby Fuller Four2007-06-16
Lame! (pisstake karaokedy version)FameIrene Cara2007-07-05
Friends In Strange PlacesFriends In Low PlacesGarth Brooks2007-07-26
Crappy SingerLingerThe Cranberries2007-08-06
Suicidal Anus (Plea from A*S*S)Suicide Is Painless (Theme from M*A*S*H)Kenny Primus (written by Michael Altman)2007-09-03
Hold Me Closer, Tony DanzaTiny DancerElton John2007-09-06
NonsenseBeeswaxNirvana2007-09-06
404 (File Not Found!)409The Beach Boys2007-09-13
Sure 404Wild Honey PieThe Beatles2007-09-13
Don't Tase Me, Bro! (Tased and Confused)Dazed And ConfusedLed Zeppelin2007-09-20
EntityYesterdayThe Beatles2007-09-26
Hey There MariaHey There DelilahPlain White Ts2007-11-12
Bush ItPush ItSalt-N-Pepa2007-11-18
Growin' Too CommercialGoing To CaliforniaLed Zeppelin2007-11-25
The Q On The GrillA View To A KillDuran Duran2007-11-29
Big-Arsed OneHard SunEddie Vedder2007-12-06
Bad Tune WritingBad Moon RisingCreedence Clearwater Revival2007-12-27
RepetitionDedicationThin Lizzy2008-01-12
RippedIfBread2008-02-03
Nullifier PartyParalyzerFinger Eleven2008-03-17
Retarded Rock And RollThe Heart Of Rock And RollHuey Lewis & The News2008-03-30
Really Random LyricsSchizophrenic PsychoPuddle Of Mudd2008-04-14
George Bush (Iraq Death Toll)Ty Cobb (Hot Rod Death Toll)Soundgarden2008-04-15
Dirty Laundry (Heidi Fleiss Version)Dirty LaundryDon Henley2008-05-18
PedophileI'm On FireBruce Springsteen2008-06-30
Block The SpammerCock The HammerCypress Hill2009-12-03
Win, With ChainsWinds of ChangeScorpions2010-03-24
TelevisionYour DecisionAlice in Chains2010-07-22
Soul SearchStripsearchFaith No More2010-10-04
Dead KittensUnwrittenNatasha Bedingfield2013-04-23